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Ma'am, sit right here, please.

Jesus. Have a seat.

Is there anything you'd like to declare before we get started?

I played the fifth.

The fifth, huh? Yeah.

These are our pennies. Come here.

What else do you got?

Yeah, she has more. I saw on camera. She was stashing stuff everywhere.

I played the fifth.

The fifth, huh?

Bullshit. Just be honest with us. Excuse me?

I am being honest. This will go a lot smoother if you just be honest.

I plead the fifth. That's a cop out. Yeah, that's what guilty people say.

That's not going to work. All the time guilty people say that. We have to.

Where's it at?

I'm calling my lawyer. Just fess up. I need a phone call.

We have you on camera.

Oh, please.

Please, get off my purse. Ma'am, we're going to have to search this. Mike, do

you want to take a look at that and see if she's going? Any sort of weapons?

This is for our protection, ma'am. Oh, please.

Protection? You think I can walk around with a gun?

What do we have here?

Oh, look at this.

Those are mine.

Those are mine.

I love merchandise.

I played the fifth, okay?

What else do we have in here?

What else do we have?

What else do we have?

These look like little flyers, huh?

Wait, some sort of communist or something? Some sort of political thing?

I think I've seen her before. I think I've seen her on TV.

That's right.

She does look familiar, huh?

I'm in trouble. I'm in trouble. You're the one in the back of the security.

We're in trouble.

You're the one stealing.

You're in trouble.

We gotta be on videotape. Wait, so you're that politician we always see,

huh? Yeah, always on TV. Always causing a ruckus.

What if we leave this to the news?

Excuse me, just let me go. I need to go right now.

You're not going anywhere.

Your vote, your choice, huh?

Your choice is to tell us the truth or not. I am telling you the truth, okay?

So just let me go right now. You guys are getting in trouble, okay?

I'm leaving.

I'm leaving.

You can't hold me here. No, you can't.

As of right now, you're being detained, man. You're absolutely- I didn't do

anything wrong, okay? We have evidence.

Well, we have your- You stole me. We have you on camera. We have your

evidence in your hand. This is mine. This is my panties. This is not yours.

I'm sure they'll fit you nicely, but- There's no tickets on it. There's no

time. I think we should be hiding. I found all those two in the trash. Tell

the truth and tell us what you have under there. You know what? Fuck the

truth. Let's just find out what else she has on her, all right? Excuse me? Yeah,

you heard us. All right, pollution.

Come on, take this.

Oh my god, that's mine!

This is against the law, what the fuck?

Four!

A matching set!

Okay, you guys found everything, so I'm done.

Let me go.

Excuse me?

This is my lingerie? You were not taking this off.

You were not taking this off.

Come on.

What are you guys doing?

My god, this is just bullshit.

What the fuck?

I'm standing here nude.

You guys see that I have nothing else on me?

Maybe we'll keep the rest of it on just for now.

Ma'am, this is all part of our protocol. This is normal? This is what you guys do

all the time? Are you fucking kidding me? If you feel more comfortable like

this, we'll cover these up like pastries. There you go.

Ha ha, really cute.

Yeah, we'll vote for you now. You got my vote.

Really? There we go.

I think you're going to have to work a little harder for our vote. You're going

to have to keep saying it.

You're going to have to go to the table and just let us check. You're guilty.

How about some gloves?

Put some on, huh?

Chad, would you mind? What the fuck?

Seriously,

I'll bore you guys.

My husband is going to have a field day with you guys. Don't you know he's the

best lawyer in this fucking town?

If I just feel around here, I think we can...

What are you doing? I'm going to sue the fucking shit out of you.

I don't know if she can get anything else up here, guys. Maybe you should

check. I'm fucking going to sue you.

You're all going to jail tonight. There's something up in there, I think.

There's nothing fucking inside my pussy. Are you kidding me? Oh, yeah.

There's something in there.

Really? Really? She tastes real good. You're all going to jail. You're a

fucking pervert, dude.

What the fuck? This is just ridiculous.

I cannot believe this is happening to me. You're 100% right. There's nothing

illegal about that.

It tastes real good.

Are you guys all tasting my pussy back there? What the fuck?

It's all part of our protocol, I told you. I think she's enjoying this. Yeah,

I think she is.

Keep going.

This is ridiculous.

Just want to make sure there's nothing in there, all right?

Oh my god, you're fucking... fingering my pussy right now. Hey, hey, this is

what I call the cavity search. Okay, fair enough.

It'll go a lot smoother if you just cooperate with us. You should just calm

down and let us do whatever.

Calm down? Yeah, let us do what we need to do.

figuring my pussy right now. No, you have two guys figuring your pussy and

you have one guy while holding you in the back.

You're only going to jail tonight.

You're the one going to jail tonight.

Or we can just leak this all to the news and ruin your whole political career.

Maybe we should call up Channel 7 or one of these local stations. I think they'll

really go vote for you now if they know you're stealing all the panties at the

local department store. Who set you up to this? Who the f*** And you think your

husband's going to stay married to you if you find out that you stole this and

all the backlash you get? I don't think so. Don't fucking worry about my

husband. You think you're going to get votes? She'll probably go to some rehab

and say she had a problem stealing or some bullshit and get away with it. Fuck

you all.

Yeah. You know what? Maybe. That's a plan. When I'm sitting in rehab, you're

all going to be sitting in jail. That's a good plan. I didn't know that was an

option. I'm trying to make sure there's nothing in there.

There's nothing in there. You can tell. We'll be the judge about it, right?

He's doing a thorough search.

Thorough, thorough search.

I think- I think you're done now. I think you- No, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

politician. You've got a career that you can lose.

So, how about we work some sort of a deal out? Yeah, you know, just a little

deal.

You're a pretty woman. You have a beautiful body.

What kind of deal?

Well, I mean, you've got four horny guys here.

You can really earn our vote.

Hey, you know what? That's a great idea. Have your vote. This little stud you

just pulled already?

I'm not sure. You haven't convinced me yet.

But I'll tell you what.

Make a deal with us. Cooperate now, and it'll work out for you, okay? This is

politics, right? This is what it's all about. It's a give and a take, you know?

It's all about cutting deals, right? System of checks and balances.

You wouldn't be the first politician to suck a dick.

And we could call the local police chief and, you know, maybe... Go ahead.

How about the press?

I think the press is the best. We could leak this. Kiss your career goodbye.

Yeah, that's a good point. It'll be out quicker than you can snuff a light.

That'd be pretty embarrassing, wouldn't it?

That's how quick a politician's career could be over. You could earn our vote

the hard way. All right, what do I have to do? What do I have to do? What do you

boys want?

Well, let's get started by getting on your knees.

That's a great start. And that's all I'm doing. Oh, no, no, you're going to have

to get us all off. No, four BJs and that is all. Let's be clear. No, no, no, no,

no, no.

We've got to get off. We're going to get off. Whatever that takes. Whatever.

I mean, if your BJs are that good, great. But, I mean, if not, I mean,

we're going to have to... It's going to work out, Peter. You have the right

idea. All right, well, let me make this deal perfectly clear. Okay, so we're all

on the same page.

All right.

You get on your knees and suck us all off. And you got to do it good. You got

to actually get us off. Make us come.

Exactly. Make us come. And if you do that, we'll keep this little secret

between all of us right here.

Okay? It better be between all four of us. Yeah. Five of us. Yeah, probably. Mm

-hmm.

No leaking this to anyone. No news. None of your friends, none of your buddies.

I am going to take some insurance.

We are going to take some insurance photos. Are you kidding me? Why?

Politicians lie, okay? We can't trust you at all. How can I trust you guys?

Well, you can't, but you have another choice.

That's a problem for politics. You're going to jail.

Whatever, get your cocks out. Let me suck your fucking cocks. All right. Get

down there in the middle.

Jesus.

You've never done this before?

We like central blowjobs here too.

She's getting my vote, guys. I'll take it now. That's good.

You're winning me over too. Fucking beautiful tits.

Oh

yeah,

strokey. Fuck that's good.

All right, I'm done.

Come on, hurry the fuck up.

You gotta get us off.

You gotta get us off. You gotta do some real work. This is just a political

stunt. Hold on a second, guys.

Actually, let me take a couple photos.

Smile for the camera. Smile for the camera. There you go. Yeah, that's

right.

Oh, yeah, that's right. Let's get a little fucking...

Yeah, that's brilliant. Let's get a little cock-a-puss going. Yeah, yeah,

yeah. Get a little cock-a-puss right here.

Oh, fuck. Oh,

my God.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Here, give it an angle, Jack.

Oh, yes.

I think she's starting to enjoy this. Yeah, she is.

Wait until we start fucking her. She'll really enjoy that.

The titties?

Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Get your cock away from my tits. Come on, just hurry up and get your cocks

ready.

Politics are fucking dirty, boys. Jesus Christ. I like her better when she has a

dick in her mouth. Yeah. Fuck yeah.

She makes a whole lot more sense. I said no speaking. Come on, guys.

That's what we said, too.

Fuck.

Come here.

Can I get two of them?

Can I get two of them anymore?

Can I get two of them anymore?

Oh, that's fucking nice.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, nice.

Oh, yeah.

That's fucking real nice.

Are you ready to fucking come? Come on. You want

us to come? Yeah, that's what you never asked. Oh, yeah.

Look at that. Fucking beautiful. You said BJ.

There's any way we can... Oh, pardon this.

You said... What, Abby, don't pull this on me. Shut the fuck up.

There we go.

She wants to get this over with quick.

Oh, fuck.

Holy fucking hair.

What the fuck do you think?

Come on!

Alright,

who's next?

Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, that's nice.

Yeah, I'll get my fucking pussy.

You better have your fucking boobs under your ass. Oh, you sure do.

I hope it's pussy.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

I mean,

I've never been to one, so this is great.

God,

can you imagine a fucking fancy politician getting fucked by a bunch of

security guards?

You never find yourself in this situation.

It's pretty damn good. It's almost got my foot. Put this leg up here.

Can you put this leg up there?

Put one leg up there. Oh yeah, look at that.

Yeah.

Fuck.

That's fucking good.

I hate to see what she does for her political opponents.

Oh shit, I got it.

Yeah,

we'll all take turns getting in there.

It's gonna get a yay from me. Oh, fuck.

Yeah,

she's

got a yay from me.

That's a yes on this side.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck. Yeah.

Yeah.

Hurry up, fuckers.

I gotta get going, so you better hurry the fuck up. I gotta fucking go.

You little worthless little fucks.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, fuck you.

You're rounding up the vote right now.

Sorry about that. Well hurry the fuck up, what are you doing just standing

there? Do you want to fucking come up?

Yeah baby, shh, get up.

Shut her fucking mouth. That's right

Fuck you.

Fuck you. Fuck you.

I don't know if she's working hard enough. You might have to call Channel

4. I don't know.

Oh, yes.

I think it's time to come, boys. I think it's time.

We'll tell you when it's right.

You look up while you fuck. Don't fucking take that.

A politician.

On a special occasion.

We're here to rock the vote.

I'm rocking the boat. Oh, rocking the boat.

Sounds

like

every other politician.

Oh, fuck. She's a goddamn throwback.

Oh,

when politics were good.

Oh, that's a fucking good one.

She's a multitasker.

She works for all three branches of the government. Jesus Christ.

I guess we'll call ourselves the judicial branch.

Oh, fuck.

I'm executive.

Yeah, you're executive, all right.

Head security guard, you know.

I think we're about done, boys. Come on. Let her fucking run and then fucking

come. All right, all right.

That's up to you.

We'll see. Why don't you squeeze this fucking cock with that fucking cunt?

Oh, shit.

Fucking beautiful fucker.

I've got an idea, fellas.

What's that?

Oh, my God. Come on, young one.

Push aside. Let me lay down.

Oh, my God.

Where are those fucking guards?

Show me what the fuck you got.

Is this all you fucking got?

Oh, Jesus Christ. Come on.

Yeah.

Now that's what I call a political rally.

Come over here a second. Oh yeah, that's good.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Fucking sucking me off while she's fucking taking that big fucking dick.

There you go.

Oh, man.

That's cherry red, huh?

Yes. Holy

shit.

She's a dirty fucking slut. Oh my god. She sucks so much fucking dick.

Dirty liar.

Oh, yeah.

Give me your fucking dirty ass cock.

Oh,

that's

a good fucking girl.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck you, man.

Oh,

fuck.

Fuck.

That way you can fucking carry that all up to your knees.

Oh, shit. Yeah, keep this. Struck those fucking hips.

Struck those fucking hips.

Oh, shit. Yeah.

Oh,

shit. Fucking dirty.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

I'd hate to see what she'd do to win an election. Jesus Christ.

All she did was win an erection.

Four erections. Four erections.

Four more years.

Four more years.

Four more years.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, we fucked all our votes off as well. Look at that.

Oh, she fucked all the votes off. What do we do now?

Sounds like every other politician.

Yeah. Yes.

Yes.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

good girl.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Keep riding that dick. Keep riding it. Keep working that dick. You want him to

come, don't you?

Yes. Yes.

That's not what she wants.

Come on over here, come.

How would you like to pull me up?

Come over here.

Treat me like the dirtiest woman.

Just so you know.

Oh, there we go. That's the politician I know.

For sure.

Yeah, that's right.

Yeah, you've been over here. No, we're facing here.

Yeah? We're right here.

That's it, huh?

I'm facing the camera.

Everybody's gonna know. All of them. This whole room's got cameras.

Fucking dirty motherfuckers. We are security guards, right? So we do have

security cameras everywhere.

That's how you got caught in the first place.

I'll just hurry the fuck up and fuck me. You don't say anything, we don't say

anything. You say something, then we say something. That's how it fucking works

here.

Oh shit.

Yes.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes.

I think she's done this before.

Several times.

I'm sure she gets past that on a later night in the office when they're coming

up the building.

Yeah, the Oval Office.

Fuck you.

How are you?

How are you, lady?

Jesus Christ.

Yeah, we'll show you, Fowler.

Yes.

Oh fuck

yeah.

I just got one more thought.

One more thought on the table. One more round? Just one more thought. Come on,

guys. One more round is all.

One more round, and then we'll get off the whole case.

Drop the case, throw the footage away, and never speak about this ever again.

And then I get your fucking book. Just a couple more.

Just for safety purposes.

Right. No one will see that.

Not my personal collection at all. Yes, yes, yes.

We won't watch it later after the show. Yeah, definitely not. We'll delete it as

soon as you leave.

Oh,

I fucked your fucking...

Give me what you got right there.

We'll see what happens now. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh

-huh.

I definitely had your vote, right? Yeah, oh yeah, you got my vote.

You earned it.

Let's come slow.

You have

to let us know what you're running for so we can actually...

If you come on down here, we'll have some affirmative action for you.

Just

consider

this a political donation.

So should we donate to the political sperm bank?

I can't wait to give her my vote. Let's give her our fucking knees.

Get her our fucking knees. Right in the middle.

Oh, fuck. All right. Ready?

That's how she wants it.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. You ready to come, honey?

That's all we want.

That's all we want.

She's next.

Yeah.

Holy shit, my boat has gotten, holy shit.

God damn.

Oh, fuck. Okay. Oh,

fuck.

I like a pretty painting.

Painting a political picture.

All you boys have. You guys suck.

Hold on.

We still gotta get your vote in. Come on guys, get your vote in.

Yeah, I already have my votes for you boys.

Whatever,

you guys are pathetic.

Really? No, we'll show you who's pathetic.

Jack? Excuse me?

Excuse me?

Channel 4 News?

Oh my fucking god. You got a politician.

Shut up.