Original subtitles

Oh, no... Please don't... It's too much, don't look...

Get it? In other words, don't sit so close!

According to an old legend that has circulated at our school for many years...

...if a boy on a school trip carries his beloved like a princess beneath the blue sky at an inn,

and the innkeeper takes their picture, they will be together forever.

That's right! Your love will be fruitful.

So, for the sake of Aoicchi's love for Hououin-kun, let's try to make that legend come true...

...during the three days of our school trip!

Okay, Eri, Kurumi?

Okay!

Hang on, Haruka! Don't go doing me favors I never asked for!

The wheels are already in motion, so you'd better enjoy the ride.

It's your big chance!

It's like they say, seize the day and jump from the Kiyomizu stage!

And here I'd decided to go it alone...

Oh, well. How much harm can a little help do?

Does it taste good?

I have lots of mandarins here, Darling.

I'm happy just to be together with you

Issho ni irarete shiawase

And I even like it when you scold me

Shikararechau no mo suki suki

You are wonderful even without your smile

Egao ga nai no mo suteki yo

Won't you grant one little wish for me?

Watashi no negai wo kanaete?

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it...

shimashou shimashou shimashou

...let's do it, let's-do-it!

shimashou shi-ma-shou!

Original Translations: Anime Instrumentality Project, Anime Coalition, Hono-Bono Other Work: ReDone-Subs BD: Gekkostate

I always want to feel the beating of my heart

Hajimete no ano hi no kodou wo

in the very same way I did on that first day

Itsumademo kanjitetaino

Wherever we go, I want to be alone with you~

Dokomademo anata to futarikiride~

and be thrilled by any and everything.

Nannidemo tokimekitai

Did you know? Anybody who's in love

Ne~ koishita hitotte

will become able to use magic.

Daredemo mahou tsukai da yo

Did you know? We can find true delight in all the simplest of things!

Ne~ nanigenai koto ni demo yorokoberu no yo

I'm happy just to be together with you

Issho ni irarete shiawase

And I even like it when you scold me

Shikararechau no mo suki suki

You're wonderful even without your smile

Egao ga nai no mo suteki yo

Won't you grant one little wish for me?

Watashi no negai wo kanaete?

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it...

shimashou shimashou shimashou

...let's do it, let's-do-it!

shimashou shi-ma-shou!

Let's do it for the first time!

Hajimete shimashou!

School Trip to the West...

The Alluring Double Date!?

Field Trip to the West... The Fascinating Double Date!?

Kyoto... Kyoto...

Kyoto Station

Rokuon Golden Pavillion (Kinkakuji Temple)

Wow, look at how golden it is!

It's beautiful!

Jishouji Silver Tower (Kinkakuji Temple)

What understated elegance!

Cool!

Stand up, Joe! (Tatsu-no-jou)!

Note: a famous line from boxing anime "Ashita no Joe."

Motorikyuu Nijou Castle

No, it's Nijou-jou.

Skeleton (gaikotsu)!

Chouhou Temple Rokkakudou

No, you're thinking of "kokkaku."

Be sure to stay in your assigned groups during your free time this afternoon.

Meet back at the Matsumura Inn at 6:00.

Yes, ma'am.

Hafun, hafuun...

My first free time on my first field trip with my husband!

Quit clinging to me!

Shouldn't a wife always cling to her husband,

so that their hearts and minds will become one?

What do you mean, "wife"?!

Aw, you're so shy!

They seem so happy together; I'm jealous...

Well, what a coincidence!

So you all are on the school trip as well?

Ryu... Ryu... Ryuu-

Nagisuke-kun!

What happened to your group?

Try all you want to monopolize the attention of my precious maiden,

but you can never sever the bonds between us.

You... don't have any friends, do you?

H-How rude!

Forget about that! Ryuunosuke-kun, would you like to join us?

See? Seimoto-san has invited me.

Whatever.

Then it's a double date!

A "double date..."? I like the sound of that!

Okay, let's follow the itinerary and go to Kiyomizu Temple.

Okay!

Don't order us around!

I never thought my chance would come so soon...!

Ryu... Ryuunosuke-kun...?

The temperature today is 22C, with 15% relative humidity and a NNE wind at 3 m/s.

Oh, really?

Er... um...

Aoicchi!

What are you doing?! Switch to a better topic!

But...

I guess we have no choice...

Ta-dah!

What's this?

If Hououin-kun likes Rizel-chan, then you'll have to be like her!

We stayed up all night making it for you!

Everything begins with appearances.

However, we made the head disks 120% larger than Rizel's.

Bigger is always better! With these, Hououin-kun will be all over you!

What? But-

That's the way guys are!

They like big breasts, butts, and round head-disc things.

I'm a girl, and I feel the same way about my Yuuya!

You mean Yuuya-kun is that big?!

What? What's big about him??

Come on, tell us, tell us!

How embarrassing...

But if this is the first step in the whole "princess carrying" thing...

Yeah, I guess it's better than doing nothing at all.

Don't grab me so tightly!

Sorry to keep you waiting!

Ha-Hafuun...

Aoi-chan, you look so cute!!

Hafuun!

We match!

But you're not the real thing; you'll have to wear yellow.

You mean the scarf tied in back, right? But that's not the problem here!

M... m... my...

"My..."?

Say, "My husband, Hafuun!"

My... my good sir!

What century are we in again?!

Ha... Hafu...

Hafu... Ha...Hafuuuun!!

I did it!

What's "Hafun" supposed to mean?

That didn't work.

I'm so embarrassed... I wish a hole would open up and swallow me now.

Give me a break. Aren't you serious about this?

Just looking like her won't be good enough.

But... you said "everything begins with appearances"!

Quit making excuses!

Ah, that's it! I've got another idea.

According to my sources, Hououin-kun's tastes run in this direction.

You mean... I have to wear those?!

Who else do you think is going to wear them?

But these...

Wear them, Aoi! And then show them to Hououin-kun!

SHOW HIM?!

What happens on vacation, stays on vacation.

But it has a bear. A bear!

Never mind the bear! Get over your shyness and go flash him!

Well, I put them on...

Quit clinging to me already!

Oh, you're such a shy boy!

I'm not shy!

B-But... what next...?!

We've gone over the tactics. Swish your own skirt around...

Or trip and fall down.

Do a handstand.

If it will win me Ryuunosuke-kun's heart...

No... I can't do it...

WOAAHHH!!!

Just like mine!

He ended up seeing them after all!

Seimoto-san, come with me.

I like this...

Way to go, Aoi-chan! This really is like a double date, Darling!

Looks like that worked.

The Old City... It's so full of history...

...and I'm making history with my husband!

Seriously, stop suffocating me!

Where'd those two go?

Hafuun, my first time all alone with my Darling in Kyoto!

Hey!

Where is this, I don't even-

This is a secret chamber of mine, built for just such an occasion.

Forgive me for my sudden impropriety.

I simply had to be alone with you.

Ryuunosuke-kun...

I need a favor from you.

I know it's selfish, and even absurd.

Ryuunosuke-kun?

But I cannot hold these feelings back any longer! I want to see everything!

What do you mean, "everything"?

I have to see for myself...

Take them off for me.

R-Right away...!?

You have nothing to fear.

We haven't even taken the princess-carrying photo yet...

Come on...

Ryuunosuke-kun...

Isn't it beautiful, Darling?

Yeah.

Don't stick to me!

Thank you for undressing for me.

I'm so ashamed...

You have nothing to be ashamed of!

So beautiful... I'm going to take in every last detail from front to back...

Father, Mother, I'm so sorry!

Your Aoi is about to lose her most precious thing...

These aren't the ones?!

I thought these were bear-print panties worn by the dancing girls of ancient Kyoto...

...but it's a faaaake!

I'm very disappointed.

Just think how lovely my precious maiden would look

wearing the bear-print panties of a maiko dancer...

See you later. My precious maiden is waiting for me.

I went so far... I made up my mind to "become an adult," and yet...!

Wait!

Is Rizel-chan really so great? Am I not good enough?

I put on these clothes and head-discs, and tried my best to act like Rizel-chan!

After all I've done, why can't you look at me the way you look at her?

I appreciate your feelings, but you don't understand anything.

It's useless to merely imitate her appearance.

There is one critical difference between you and my dear maiden.

You are not 12 years old.

That's right! I'm only interested in 12-year-olds!

Why, you ask? 12-year-old girls are angelic!

Not yet an adult, no longer a child...

The unstable unpredictability of 12-year-olds is what my dreams are made of!

My precious maiden, Rizel-san, is my angel!

But...

...but...

...even Rizel-chan will turn 13, once her birthday comes around.

Huh?

What do you mean, "huh"?

No! She will not age!

Come on, Wakame-chan doesn't age, does she?

Note: A character from the long-running anime, "Sazae-san."

She won't grow up! She can't grow up!!

My precious maiden is 12 years old forever!

Ryuunosuke-kun!

Arrgh, my precious maiden!!

Face up to reality, Ryuunosuke-kun!

My precious maiden will never age!!

Real life isn't like anime!

Yes it is!!

Ryuunosuke-kun!

What're they up to?

Is it some new game? Let's play it too!

Hell no!

Shizuka-chan doesn't get older, either!

Note: A character from "Doraemon."

Even in anime, so-and-so Doremi and Sailor what's-her-name got older!

But Lum-san stays a 2nd-year high school student!

Similarly, my precious maiden will remain a 12-year-old forever!

If I say she's 12, she is 12!!

An eternal 12-year-old...

Wake up, Ryuunosuke-kun...

Snap out of it!

Huh, he jumped.

Nice kick! It was so full of love!

My first time being kicked into the sunset!

But now's not the time for such observations!

A beautiful boy has fallen from the sky!

Okay, grin like a monkey!

Ah! A photo...!

It was the head priest...

...at a temple...

...so there's no problem.

Way to be kicked, Sukesuke-kun!

Sukesuke: transparent/see-through

But don't forget to smile while you're airborne!

Oh, and nice catch, mistress!

Why are you here?

I wanted to make lasting memories with you, Iwaki-kun.

Now, look...

Shall we head back to the inn?

Hey!

Assembly time is 6:00 PM, right?

So Kyouko actually showed up...

You told her our schedule, didn't you?!

Rizel and Kyouko are both beloved daughters to me...

I'm just a man who can't say no.

There's trouble in the air.

"Matsumura Inn"

Hafun, hafuun...

Aoicchi!

Too bad, eh?

Oh, come on. You were all just having fun at my expense.

We were doing it for your sake, Aoicchi!

Now she's sulking.

Starting tomorrow, I'm going at it alone!

I will make Ryuunosuke-kun come to his senses, and make sure he senses me!

Darling, are you eating properly?

Darling, can you pass me the manly-scent shampoo?

Darling!

She's calling for you, "Darling"!

Shut up.

Thank you, Darling!

I only have eyes for you, darling.

Danna-sama only damon

I'm always right here, right by your side all the time.

Itsudemo iru yo tonari ni ne

I am in love with that look in your eyes

Anata no hitomi ga suki

I'm in love with the very scent of you.

Anata no nioi ga suki

Let's go off to our very own paradise

Futari dake no paradise e

Saying "hafun, hafuun" all the way...

"Hafun Hafuun" tte

I wanna send you, wanna send you off

Ikasetai ikasetai

I may look like a little girl...

Osanaku mieru kedo...

But I am a woman on the inside.

Watashi wa otona damono.

Let's go off to our very own paradise

Futari dake no paradise e

Saying "hafun, hafuun" all the way...

"Hafun Hafuun" tte

Come with me, won't you come with me?

Icchau yo icchau yo

I may look like a little girl...

Osanaku mieru kedo...

But I am a woman on the inside.

Watashi wa otona damono.

But I am a woman on the inside.

Watashi wa otona damono.

Natsumi here! For the second day of the school trip, we're going to Nara.

And now for a haiku based on the Matsutake mushroom, the dinner special at this inn:

Oh, Matsutake - I really want to eat it. I am so naughty.

Hmm, I want to take a big one in my mouth and savor it as I gulp it all down...

School Trip to the West...

The Alluring Double Adultery!?

Next Time

Natsumi here! For the second day of the field trip, we're going to Nara.

And the specialty dish of this inn is none other than Matsutake!

And now for a verse from back in Tokyo:

On long autumn nights When one wants to act naughty And be mischievous,

A banana is good, but Matsutake is best.

Yeah, you sure can't have fall without Matsutake.

I want to take a big one in my mouth, move it all around,

and savor the juice as I gulp it down.

Note: Dobin-mushi is a famous autumn dish utilizing Matsutake.

I really like dobin-mushi!

School Trip to the West...

The Alluring Double Adultery!?

Next Time