Original subtitles

Ah... no...

D-Don't get so close... while watching...

Darling?

I'll be with you forever and ever...

Where are you, my Darling?

Darling? Darling!!

Huh? I'm back to normal.

Rizel!!

Oh, thank goodness you've woken up!

You've been unconscious for three days!

Papas...

What about my husband?

Darling! Darling!

DARLING!!!

I'm happy just to be together with you

Issho ni irarete shiawase

And I even like it when you scold me

Shikararechau no mo suki suki

You are wonderful even without your smile

Egao ga nai no mo suteki yo

Won't you grant one little wish for me?

Watashi no negai wo kanaete?

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it...

shimashou shimashou shimashou

...let's do it, let's-do-it!

shimashou shi-ma-shou!

Original Translations: Anime Instrumentality Project, Anime Coalition, Hono-Bono Other Work: ReDone-Subs BD: Gekkostate

I always want to feel the beating of my heart

Hajimete no ano hi no kodou wo

in the very same way I did on that first day

Itsumademo kanjitetaino

Wherever we go, I want to be alone with you~

Dokomademo anata to futarikiride~

and be thrilled by any and everything.

Nannidemo tokimekitai

Did you know? Anybody who's in love

Ne~ koishita hitotte

will become able to use magic.

Daredemo mahou tsukai da yo

Did you know? We can find true delight in all the simplest of things!

Ne~ nanigenai koto ni demo yorokoberu no yo

I'm happy just to be together with you

Issho ni irarete shiawase

And I even like it when you scold me

Shikararechau no mo suki suki

You're wonderful even without your smile

Egao ga nai no mo suteki yo

Won't you grant one little wish for me?

Watashi no negai wo kanaete?

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it...

shimashou shimashou shimashou

...let's do it, let's-do-it!

shimashou shi-ma-shou!

Let's do it for the first time!

Hajimete shimashou!

Don't Die, Darling!

Serious Power Dash!

It's your turn, Iwaki-kun!

Hey, look!

Whoa, cool!

Hey you two, we're on a school field trip, not your honeymoon.

Oh, cut it out...

Just draw already.

Aw, not the Old Maid!

I drew it again!

Okay, Genki-kun, your turn.

Something's not right here.

Do you feel like something's missing?

Like what?

I'm not sure, but...

Oh, I get it! I bet you're missing Natsumi-sensei!

You just can't give up on her, can you... Want me to call her over here?

Natsumi-sen- Whoa, what are you doing?

I never asked you to call her, you idiot!

What's wrong?

Still, something's missing...

Darling!

Darling!

Darling... Darling!!

My husband... isn't waking up...

He's been sleeping this whole time...

He has no visible external wounds, but head trauma has left him comatose.

Darling...!

Wow, it's the ocean!

What is this? Has... something like this happened before?

What? Why am I diving...?

I feel as though I talked to someone here...

What's going to happen to him?

We've done all that we can;

Everything hinges on tonight's developments. If he doesn't wake up...

No! It can't be!

It'll be all right. Tomonori isn't the type to give up so easily, you know.

That's right. He'll recover soon...

Darling...

They fell asleep already? They're no fun...

Just now...

That's right! There is something missing!

What's wrong, Iwaki-kun?

Sensei, someone is missing!

You know, that transfer student that sat next to Seimoto?

She was only 12 years old, but she wound up in our class.

And before that, she used the Power of the State to make me-

Huh? What was I...?

What are you talking about? Nothing like that could have happened.

But-

Just forget about that, Iwaki-kun.

It's not like you had a relationship with her.

We didn't have a "relationship"?

Aren't you only interested in older women?

Come to think of it, why do I...

Open your eyes, Darling...

Please!

Was that me, when I was six?

Okay, Tomonori-kun! Keep your eyes in front of you.

It's from when I was in 3rd grade...

Why do I like older women?

Why should I care?!

Hmm? What's wrong, Tomo-kun?

Heh... I think he's a bit shy. The boy has a thing for older girls.

Why did it start back then?

Darling...

Open your eyes...

I won't ever ask you to go on a date with me again...

I'll be all right, even if you never carry me again...

You don't ever have to do anything for me again...

So please...

Darling...

A scene from my childhood?

That's dangerous, lady!

NO!!!

What am I doing?

A large bosom... so warm and soft...

Who... are you?

Why are you crying? Hey...

The first human warmth I ever felt was from you, Darling...

That's why I'm able to be here and be me right now.

So...

Please, wake up!

Stay with me! Don't die!

Open your eyes, Darling!

Ri... ze... l...

Ri... ze... l...

Ri... ze... l...

I see... It was Rizel!

Darling...

Rizel!

Darling!

Rizel!

Darling!

Rizel!

Darling!!

Darling...

Darling...!

Rizel...

Thank goodness! You're awake!

Darling?

It's the first time you've embraced me.

I was dreaming...

...that when I was a kid...

...I saved you.

That wasn't a dream.

Ever since then, I've been waiting for the day when I would meet you again.

Rizel's growth stopped when she was 12 years old.

When she met you that time, her cells exhibited a slight change.

Our studies led us to conclude that Rizel needed to know love in order to grow up.

So until she met you again, Rizel's cells remained in a 12-year-old state.

I see... So that's why...

I looked everywhere, but I could never find you.

But somewhere in my heart, I kept longing...

...for an older version of you.

Darling...

Rizel...

Wait, that means...

Oh, Darling! You're on the mend, but you're still "in the mood"?

I've endured so much trauma over my older-woman fetish.

And it's all YOUR FAULT!!!

My first time being thrown while I'm on the mend!

I'm heading out!

Ahh, wait for me, Darling!

Tomonori-kun's still acting cold to Rizel.

Oh, I don't know about that...

Ah! Gotcha!

Let go, silly.

Why, why? Why should I let go? Aren't we married?

I never agreed to anything of the sort.

You're so shy!

Whatever.

Darling!

Aah, Cut it out! That's not safe!

Darling~!

I'm telling you, that's dangerous!

Darling!!

I only have eyes for you, darling.

Danna-sama only damon

I'm always right here, right by your side all the time.

Itsudemo iru yo tonari ni ne

I am in love with that look in your eyes

Anata no hitomi ga suki

I'm in love with the very scent of you.

Anata no nioi ga suki

Let's go off to our very own paradise

Futari dake no paradise e

Saying "hafun, hafuun" all the way...

"Hafun Hafuun" tte

I wanna send you, wanna send you off

Ikasetai ikasetai

I may look like a little girl...

Osanaku mieru kedo...

But I am a woman on the inside.

Watashi wa otona damono.

Let's go off to our very own paradise

Futari dake no paradise e

Saying "hafun, hafuun" all the way...

"Hafun Hafuun" tte

Come with me, won't you come with me?

Icchau yo icchau yo

I may look like a little girl...

Osanaku mieru kedo...

But I am a woman on the inside.

Watashi wa otona damono.

But I am a woman on the inside.

Watashi wa otona damono.

Kurumi here! Haruka here! Eri here!

It's suddenly time for... a school field trip!

Okay, a haiku whose lines start with kyo-u-to:

I imagine that (kyokon da yo) his "root" is ever so large. (uttori suru ne) It fascinates me... (tottemo ne)

You know so much... even about imaginary roots of equations!

Field Trip to the West...

The Alluring Double Date!?

Next Time

Kurumi here! Haruka here! Eri here!

It's suddenly time for... a school field trip!

Day one: Kyoto!

If you visit Kyoto, you have to see the Daimonji!

Note: "Daimonji" = An annual event where a burning "big" (螟ｧ) character is created on a hillside near Kyoto.

Okay, let's try to make a verse whose lines start with da-i-mo-n-ji!

"Oh, my dear husband" (danna-sama) "Spread a lot on me" (ippai kakete) "I want more of it" (motto hoshii)

"Mm, yes... oh, yes, I do!" (nfufun hafuun) "Please don't tease me~" (jirashicha iya iya)

In the Kansai area, don't they put mayonnaise in yakisoba?

They do. It's almost addictingly good!

They'd better not tease me; I hope they squirt a ton of it in mine!

Please!

Field Trip to the West...

The Alluring Double Date!?

Next Time