Original subtitles

Hey, is it really okay to be this close?

Watch it from afar!

Cold-water cleansing complete!

Okay, before our date, I'm going to ask the gods and test my odds!

I'm happy just to be together with you

Issho ni irarete shiawase

And I even like it when you scold me

Shikararechau no mo suki suki

You are wonderful even without your smile

Egao ga nai no mo suteki yo

Won't you grant one little wish for me?

Watashi no negai wo kanaete?

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it...

shimashou shimashou shimashou

...let's do it, let's-do-it!

shimashou shi-ma-shou!

Original Translations: Anime Instrumentality Project, Anime Coalition, Hono-Bono Other Work: ReDone-Subs BD: Gekkostate

I always want to feel the beating of my heart

Hajimete no ano hi no kodou wo

in the very same way I did on that first day

Itsumademo kanjitetaino

Wherever we go, I want to be alone with you~

Dokomademo anata to futarikiride~

and be thrilled by any and everything.

Nannidemo tokimekitai

Did you know? Anybody who's in love

Ne~ koishita hitotte

will become able to use magic.

Daredemo mahou tsukai da yo

Did you know? We can find true delight in all the simplest of things!

Ne~ nanigenai koto ni demo yorokoberu no yo

I'm happy just to be together with you

Issho ni irarete shiawase

And I even like it when you scold me

Shikararechau no mo suki suki

You're wonderful even without your smile

Egao ga nai no mo suteki yo

Won't you grant one little wish for me?

Watashi no negai wo kanaete?

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it...

shimashou shimashou shimashou

...let's do it, let's-do-it!

shimashou shi-ma-shou!

Let's do it for the first time!

Hajimete shimashou!

Risking it All!

Uffun First Date

Risking it All! Uffun, First Date!

Oh please, please, please let it be a good capsule!

And now, the moment of truth.

If this capsule makes me look refreshingly pretty, then the date will be a success!

If I turn into something weird, then the date will go so badly that my husband might dump me.

"Fulfillment of romance"

Not that it really matters, but my date with her is tomorrow...

"Shrine for the granting of romantic wishes"

I guess it wouldn't hurt to have my fortune told.

You know, just in case-

Is that...? Wow, what a coincidence!

Maybe we really are bound together by the red string of fate!

Hafun, hafuun! Any way you slice it, I certainly look pretty refreshing.

"Hafun, hafuun"?

Excellent! This must mean that my date with Darling will be a success!

What?!

Yay! A date, a date with my husband!!

That sneaky little Rizel deceived me!!

Shiiiiit!!!

All done!

It's a date, after all - I should have a present for him!

Will it look good on him?

Well, India is a good place to practice pro wrestling, after all.

Oh, like the "Warrior of Love"?

Papas! Is the thing I asked for ready?

Yes, it is!

The special pouch for tomorrow's date, right?

Yeah! So you made it according to my designs?

But of course! Behold!

It's like the design, only... bigger. Why, why?!

Allow me to explain.

You'll want your date to last for at least five hours.

In order to remain in your adult form for the entire time,

you'll need to use 100 capsules.

Ehh?? That many?!

Unless it's this large, it won't be able to hold that many.

However, it is remotely controllable.

See? Pretty well-made, isn't it?

Wow, it's great! Thank you!

Okay, let's get those 100 capsules loaded now!

Huh? Nothing came out...

NOOOO!!!

Huh? What? What is it?

We never made that many capsules to begin with!

And now the pouch is useless, too!

We're so sorry, Rizel!

It's empty? There aren't any more?!

None at all!

Then make some more before tomorrow!

It's impossible!

No...!

Darling was really looking forward to it...

Please go out on a date with me!

I wanted to make him even happier...

We really are sorry...

We simply can't make that many capsules before tomorrow.

Is there no other way?

Well, there is that...

What's "that"?

What? What is it??

Sorry, Papas, but I'd rather disappoint you than my husband.

"National Secret Research Facility"

(Somewhere Around Here)

"That" is an artificial cellular growth acceleration drug.

It's located at the highest-security facility in Japan.

The capsules you used were only a thousandth as strong as that drug.

We don't know what side effects there will be if you use it undiluted.

Rizel, you'll have to bear with it and give up this time.

No matter what you say, my first date with Darling won't wait!

Huh? It opened!

What's that?

Could this be the something-something cell growth drug?

Ah! It opened!

The red pill and the blue pill

have been placed here.

Oh, which one should I choose?

God in heaven and god of manga, please guide my choice!

This one!

Hmmm, growing up sure is tough.

Yes! I've grown up!!

Well, there's no use crying over spilled milk.

Nonetheless, if you start to feel unwell, come straight home.

Yes, sir.

The effects will last longer than 3 minutes, but they'll probably...

...begin to wear off around midnight. So make sure to be home by then.

Yes, yes...

Could you give this to my husband?

Here.

What's this?

It's a detailed timetable for our date.

We'll be meeting soon, but it'd be strange for me to give it to him beforehand.

I sure hope he'll like this present.

See you later!

It'd be equally weird if we gave it to him.

Ah, that's it! I'll send this in a letter addressed to Tomonori-kun.

Oh, nice idea!

Okay, get this, then he...

Aoi-chan!!

Excuse me, but who are you?

It's me, Rizel!

I'm off to my first date with my Darling!

See you later!

Like hell I'll go!

I know Rizel transformed into her.

SAY WHAT?!

She showed her true colors when she tricked me like that.

How could I possibly date her?!

Tomonori-kun!

What?

I'm sure you know that Rizel didn't mean to deceive you.

Having taken a potentially fatal drug, she's put her life on the line for you today.

Rizel is only trying as hard as she can, all to make you happy!

Please understand.

What about my feelings?! I have feelings too, you know!

Hey, Tomonori-kun!

Hmm, I'm a bit early.

But I hope that Darling will get here soon, so we can start our first date!

笙･ Date Schedule 笙･ 10:00 ~ Meet Up 笙･ 11:00 ~ 13:30 Movie 笙･ 14:00 ~ 15:00 Eat 笙･ 16:00 ~ 18:00 Zoo 笙･ 19:00 ~ ?? Park 笙･

She even made up this schedule...

Goodness, you're late-

Hey, are you alone?

If your boyfriend's not coming, you should come hang out with us.

Oh no, it's about to start!

Sorry, but today's my first date with my husband!

What is she, some kind of child bride?

I understand, Darling...

You're so shy that you went on ahead to wait for me at the theater.

That's so cute of you!

How sly - you're planning to sneak in and surprise me after the lights go down!

Excuse me, but would you like to order something while you wait?

No... no, he'll be here... in just a little while...

So... so... I'll just wait a little longer...

I'll come back by here later.

Did you lose your way, Darling?

She... she's probably gone home by now...

"New Urasaki Zoo"

You're kidding! She still isn't back yet?!

Wasn't she with you?

Hell if I know! She's just off playing by herself somewhere.

I've put so much effort into the present for him...

Dammit, where is she?!

It's almost midnight...

I went to so much trouble to transform my body, all for my Darling...

Now the magic's about to wear off...

What are you doing, you idiot?! Why'd you take it this far?

Did you... did you really want to go out with me that badly?

Darling...

Rizel...

You really... you really did come!

Darling!

Darling, Darling!!

Darling... Darling...

Huh...?

Rizel!

I only have eyes for you, darling.

Danna-sama only damon

I'm always right here, right by your side all the time.

Itsudemo iru yo tonari ni ne

I am in love with that look in your eyes

Anata no hitomi ga suki

I'm in love with the very scent of you.

Anata no nioi ga suki

Let's go off to our very own paradise

Futari dake no paradise e

Saying "hafun, hafuun" all the way...

"Hafun Hafuun" tte

I wanna send you, wanna send you off

Ikasetai ikasetai

I may look like a little girl...

Osanaku mieru kedo...

But I am a woman on the inside.

Watashi wa otona damono.

Let's go off to our very own paradise

Futari dake no paradise e

Saying "hafun, hafuun" all the way...

"Hafun Hafuun" tte

Come with me, won't you come with me?

Icchau yo icchau yo

I may look like a little girl...

Osanaku mieru kedo...

But I am a woman on the inside.

Watashi wa otona damono.

But I am a woman on the inside.

Watashi wa otona damono.

I'm really worried about what's going to happen to Rizel and Tomonori now...

Hey! What are you doing?!

I shall now read a haiku, inspired by this situation:

The dog is in heat; now the dog clings to my leg And will not let go.

Don't Die, Darling!

Serious Power Dash!

Next Time

Hey, stop licking me!

Aoi's here! And so is autumn.

I'm worried about Rizel-chan and Iwaki-kun,

but I'm even more worried about my own love life.

Oh, how cute!

And now for some poetry:

My feelings for him, I carry within my heart.

If I were a dog, I could find a way to cope. I think I am in trouble.

Ahem! Er, anyway, next time...

It's a triple feature: "Hafu, hafu, Aoi! 笙･" "Aoi's Shyness," and "Aoi's Loss."

Rock-Paper-Scissors!

Oops, that was the preview for the episode after next!

Don't Die, Darling!

Serious Power Dash!

Next Time