Original subtitles

It's time for another warning.

Haven't I told you not to sit so close to the screen?

This day has come at last! My first wedding with my husband!

Silly, don't add a "first" to that!

We'll be together forever.

My darling...

Rizel...

I'll be the best child bride ever!

I'm happy just to be together with you

Issho ni irarete shiawase

And I even like it when you scold me

Shikararechau no mo suki suki

You are wonderful even without your smile

Egao ga nai no mo suteki yo

Won't you grant one little wish for me?

Watashi no negai wo kanaete?

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it...

shimashou shimashou shimashou

...let's do it, let's-do-it!

shimashou shi-ma-shou!

Original Translations: Anime Instrumentality Project, Anime Coalition, Hono-Bono Other Work: ReDone-Subs BD: Gekkostate

I always want to feel the beating of my heart

Hajimete no ano hi no kodou wo

in the very same way I did on that first day

Itsumademo kanjitetaino

Wherever we go, I want to be alone with you~

Dokomademo anata to futarikiride~

and be thrilled by any and everything.

Nannidemo tokimekitai

Did you know? Anybody who's in love

Ne~ koishita hitotte

will become able to use magic.

Daredemo mahou tsukai da yo

Did you know? We can find true delight in all the simplest of things!

Ne~ nanigenai koto ni demo yorokoberu no yo

I'm happy just to be together with you

Issho ni irarete shiawase

And I even like it when you scold me

Shikararechau no mo suki suki

You're wonderful even without your smile

Egao ga nai no mo suteki yo

Won't you grant one little wish for me?

Watashi no negai wo kanaete?

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it...

shimashou shimashou shimashou

...let's do it, let's-do-it!

shimashou shi-ma-shou!

Let's do it for the first time!

Hajimete shimashou!

Hafuun!

Total Makeover with "Adult Goods"!?

Hafuun! Total Makeover with "Adult Goods"!?

-Three months later-

Here you go, Darling!

Say, Darling...

I think I might be pregnant!

Wow, that's great, Rizel!

Darling!

-Eight months later-

Twins!

I've come up with names for them!

Oh?

Rizenori and Tomol!

-Decades later-

Congratulations, my children!

They're all grown up...

You'll never grow up, will you?

No, because I'm a child bride!

-75 years later-

Hafun, it's our first diamond anniversary!

You sure are lively!

Because I'm a child bride!

Rizel-chan! Rizel-chan!

Here comes Sensei!

Look!

Wow, Natsumi-sensei looks so lovely!

Huh? Where's my husband?

What's wrong, Darling? You look really pale.

Darling? Darling!

AOI-CHAN KICK!!!

That hurt! The hell was that for?!

He's gotten his color back!

You're an absolute disgrace, Iwaki-kun!

I already know all about...

...that hot, affectionate kiss that you and Rizel shared back then!

Nooooo!!

You have a warped imagination!

That was a meaningless, emotionless, everyday case of...

...mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!

There you go again! There's nothing to be ashamed of.

Now that we've had our first kiss, we're a proper couple!

The hell we are, you idiot! A first kiss has to be on a date, or it doesn't count!

Ashitori (Sumo Leg Grab)

Kubi-nage (Neck-grab Throw)

It's supposed to be an uplifting, stimulating experience!

Tsuritoshi (Lifting-body Slam)

Kissing someone when the mood is just right is what defines an adult relationship!

Uwatenage (Outer Arm Throw)

I'm going to continue my search for a quality older woman to share that with.

Mitokorozeme (Triple Attack Force Out)

So I'm going to ignore you for the rest of my life!

Ooh! My first taste of the 48 basic sumo techniques!

Hey, now!

This is a wedding ceremony, not a sumo training hall!

We're sorry.

You'd better be sure to catch this!

Here!

A bride's bouquet is a sign of happiness to come!

It just might be your turn next, Rizel-chan.

Okay!

Hinomaru Construction

Why am I such a cake eater?

Rizel?!

Sorry to keep you waiting!

W-W-Why the hell are you here?!

I realized we haven't done a lot of the things that newlyweds do.

So let's wash each other!

AW, HELL NO!

My husband seems to have cheered up a bit!

"For use by Rizel only - Adult Figure Capsule"

What's that?

Hmm, it says here that it's for me.

There must be something inside...

It won't open!

Ooh, I hate this!

Meow, what's this?

Wow, I'm all grown up, meow!

Hey, that's right! With this body...

Meow! My husband will be so surprised!

A funding shortage in the national budget?

Please tell me it's not for this house.

Darling!

Oh, he isn't here... Meow, where could he be?

Darling...

A girl in glasses... with cat ears... and to top it off, a sexy body...!

Ahh, she's too good to be true!

That's strange, meow...

Who was that?

I've found you!

Meow, meow! What do you think, meow?

What are you doing?

Huh? What do you mean? Come on, aren't I sexy?

Quit fooling around. I keep telling you, I'm not interested in kids.

But why...?

Why, why?! Was it a dream?

It was not a dream!

When you kissed Tomonori-kun on the Kissing Rocks, your body became that of an adult.

In other words, we briefly saw your cellular structure in its mature form.

Your body is frozen in the form of a twelve-year-old...

...so your Mamas developed this capsule to force your body to retain its developed state.

However, in practice, the capsule's powers only last 3 minutes.

You did indeed become a grown-up, cat-eared girl in glasses...

but when the time ran out, you reverted to your original form.

I see! So I really did become a grown-up!

Say, Papas, don't you have any more of those?

If I could just become a grown-up, I think I could get all lovey-dovey with my husband!

So it's come to that...

So you don't?

We figured that it would come to this, Rizel...

"For use by Rizel only - Adult Figure Capsule"

Whoa, this is amazing! What is it?

This is a machine that will dispense many capsules, Rizel!

Also known as "Gacha-Gacha".

If you turn that dial, one capsule will come out.

You're right! One came out! Though I wish I could see inside it...

That's naﾃｯve thinking, Rizel!

It's much more fun if you don't know what you're going to get.

Really?

Yes, indeed.

Okay, I'll try it out right away!

WHOA! She suddenly became an exemplary specimen of a cute waitress-outfit girl!

He knows his fetishes...

Do I look good? Do I?

I'm out of here!

Tomonori-kun might've been on his way to the bookstore.

Be careful!

Aries: You will have a wonderful encounter today. Cherish this chance meeting with Passion. Romance *** Finance * Health **

Hmph. Passion, shmassion.

I'm sorry! Ah! Dar-

This feeling...

This is...!

Is this "passion"?

Ah... er... I'm...

Ahh!! The collar timer is ringing.

Sorry, there's something I have to take care of!

Was he trying to ask me out?

Be sure not to waste them!

Thank you, Papas!

Okay, I'm off!

Don't forget your time limit!

Are you...?

Ah! Oh, about before...

So, you work part-time at that restaurant?

Yes, that's right. And I work here, too.

Hey, would you...

W-Will you...

It's no use, I can't say it!

What is it? I don't have much time...

Well... er...

I-I'm just too nervous!

Symbol: "High" (as in high school)

Oh, no! Sorry again! I'm out of time, so I'll see you later!

This one just might strike the final blow.

Darling!

Huh? He isn't here...

Damn it, where did she run off to?

I don't have much time! Where have you gone, Darling?

All I have to say is, "Will you go out on a date with me?", isn't it?

I'm such a wuss!

There he is!

There she is!

Er... so you're a maid, too?

Yes. I'll serve your every need!

No, no, no! Get a grip, man!

It can't be... already?

Um... say...

Yes?

W-Will you... will you...

It's all over! I'm going to switch! I'm going to switch back!

Will you go out on a date with me?

Yes!

I'll be waiting for you this Sunday by the clock tower!

I've been asked out!

Yes, yes, yes!!!

Darling!

Let's have a fun date this Sunday!

What're you talking about?

I already have far better plans, and they don't involve you, dummy.

Hmmf! You won't be able to resist my adult goods!

Darling, you stupidhead!

I only have eyes for you, darling.

Danna-sama only damon

I'm always right here, right by your side all the time.

Itsudemo iru yo tonari ni ne

I am in love with that look in your eyes

Anata no hitomi ga suki

I'm in love with the very scent of you.

Anata no nioi ga suki

Let's go off to our very own paradise

Futari dake no paradise e

Saying "hafun, hafuun" all the way...

"Hafun Hafuun" tte

I wanna send you, wanna send you off

Ikasetai ikasetai

I may look like a little girl...

Osanaku mieru kedo...

But I am a woman on the inside.

Watashi wa otona damono.

Let's go off to our very own paradise

Futari dake no paradise e

Saying "hafun, hafuun" all the way...

"Hafun Hafuun" tte

Come with me, won't you come with me?

Icchau yo icchau yo

I may look like a little girl...

Osanaku mieru kedo...

But I am a woman on the inside.

Watashi wa otona damono.

But I am a woman on the inside.

Watashi wa otona damono.

It's my first date with my husband, rain or shine!

Now for a quick Haiku:

"In the springtime rain, she gets quite soakingly wet, the charming young bride."

What, it isn't springtime? You'll never grow up if you keep obsessing over details!

Risking it All!

Uffun First Date

Next Time

Or rather, you'll never be able to grow up, boys!

Hafun! It's my first date with my husband!

I'll run and play out in the rain and get dripping wet!

But he still hasn't shown up! I wish he'd at least send word.

Now, some verses from "Cherry Boy" in Nagoya:

"In the rains of fall, the soaking wet child bride becomes all grown up.

A new flavor is added: the bittersweet taste of love."

Whew... okay. There's still more to come, boys!

Maybe we can get together again when you've grown up, too!

Now, I wonder if my husband is ever going to show up...

Risking it All!

Uffun First Date

Next Time