Original subtitles

If I've told you once...

...I've told you 1000 times: watch from a safe distance away.

Did I get it right, Darling?

...yeah.

Well?

No significant changes in environmental data,

magnetic flux, electromagnetic currents, etc...

Concerning the advancement to "C," there was

their first time browsing a bookstore and having ochazuke together, but...

...there has been no event that has brought about a large emotional change.

I see.

Does this trouble you?

I have no hard evidence,

but any changes in Rizel's emotional amplitude have been...

...accompanied by changes in the observed data.

As a scientist, that anomaly strikes me as odd.

I'm happy just to be together with you

Issho ni irarete shiawase

And I even like it when you scold me

Shikararechau no mo suki suki

You are wonderful even without your smile

Egao ga nai no mo suteki yo

Won't you grant one little wish for me?

Watashi no negai wo kanaete?

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it...

shimashou shimashou shimashou

...let's do it, let's-do-it!

shimashou shi-ma-shou!

Original Translations: Anime Instrumentality Project, Anime Coalition, Hono-Bono Other Work: ReDone-Subs BD: Gekkostate

I always want to feel the beating of my heart

Hajimete no ano hi no kodou wo

in the very same way I did on that first day

Itsumademo kanjitetaino

Wherever we go, I want to be alone with you~

Dokomademo anata to futarikiride~

and be thrilled by any and everything.

Nannidemo tokimekitai

Did you know? Anybody who's in love

Ne~ koishita hitotte

will become able to use magic.

Daredemo mahou tsukai da yo

Did you know? We can find true delight in all the simplest of things!

Ne~ nanigenai koto ni demo yorokoberu no yo

I'm happy just to be together with you

Issho ni irarete shiawase

And I even like it when you scold me

Shikararechau no mo suki suki

You're wonderful even without your smile

Egao ga nai no mo suteki yo

Won't you grant one little wish for me?

Watashi no negai wo kanaete?

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it...

shimashou shimashou shimashou

...let's do it, let's-do-it!

shimashou shi-ma-shou!

Let's do it for the first time!

Hajimete shimashou!

It's Summer!

It's the Beach!

Go for the Legendary Kiss!?

It's Summer! It's the Beach! Go for the Legendary Kiss!?

Darling!

Huh? Whoa-

Oh, no! I'm sorry, Darling!

What's this about?!

Pamphlets for summer vacation destinations!

We don't have any "destinations"!

But we haven't even been on our honeymoon.

What do you mean, "honeymoon"?!

And the last summer of middle school is our last chance!

Last chance for what?!

Yay! My first time being rolled around like an egg!

So, what did you want to talk about?

Well, this is our final summer vacation, right?

So I kinda want to liven things up between me and my husband.

Ah, that's how it usually is! Well, you are 3rd-years, after all.

Were you the same way?

I sure was!

We had a lot of fun with the Kissing Rocks legend!

"Kissing Rocks"?

My parents' home is near the sea...

There were two famous rocks there, known as the Kissing Rocks...

On only one day each summer, the sun sets right between the Kissing Rocks.

Young people who have someone they like stand on the outcropping facing the Kissing Rocks.

Both boys and girls?

That's right. And then...

...right when the setting sun reaches the lips of the girl-rock and the boy-rock...

...everyone starts at once, and before the sun completely sets...

...the first person to reach the legendary flower

at the top of the girl-rock is fated to be united with the one they love.

Did you do it, too?

No, somebody else chose me.

And so, when the boy got the flower...

Hafun hafuun, that's so nice!

I'd so love to do something like that with my husband, among other things...

Say, Sensei? What did your first kiss taste like?

Well...

Did it taste like lemon?

It was the greatest way to memorialize those days...

Is it sweet...?

Then again, we didn't actually do it.

I wonder what his kiss would taste like...

We made a movie of the race as a graduation project...

Oh, Darling, hafun...

It was really fun. Why don't you try something like that too?

Yeah! I want to do it! I want to go to the Kissing Rocks!

I'm heading home for the summer break. Would you like to come with me?

Yeah!

Yeah, right!

Isn't it?

Darling!

What is it?!

Yo, "Darling!"

Shaddap!

Later.

What do you want?

Well, there's this race where the winner is guaranteed a kiss from the one they love.

Let's go there for our honeymoon!

What're you talking about?

Whoa, that'd be amazing if it were true!

It is true!

Who put that nonsense in your head?

Natsumi-sensei told me so!

She said she'd bring us to the race site, since it's near her family's home!

The ball's in your court.

It has nothing to do with me!

Let's go, Darling!

Rizel-chan, let's leave this loser here and go by ourselves!

Alas... Sensei -in a swimsuit- might have even given you a kiss...

If you don't come with me, I'll cry!

Wait just a darned minute! Don't cry in a place like this!!

Then, will you come with me?

All right, fine, you win...

Hurray!

I think I've gone soft lately...

What?! If I were to win, I could have my way with my dear maiden?!

Is that true?!

Well done.

Hey, did you see Ani-kun Night yesterday?

Yeah, I saw it!

My dear maiden... victory shall be mine.

And then I shall plant a loving kiss upon those budding lips of yours...

What was your request again, Kyouko?

Yachigusa

I feel very confused about some things. But I can't remain a child forever...

W-What?

Father, please buy me a one-piece swimsuit!

A swimsuit?! For YOU?!!

But you routinely skip gym class because you're too embarrassed to swim!

You're right! Forget I said anything!

Don't be too hasty, now. What made you want to do this?

Rizel-chan and the others are going to the beach for their summer break...

If I were to win the race that will be held there, then Iwaki-kun and I...

...could kiss, or maybe even do other, unspeakable things...

I... I see...

Unspeakable things?

Like ****ing, or *****ing.

But you don't even go to the same school. How do you know about that?

I'm sorry... I just took it; I couldn't help myself...

This is Daddy's miniature spy satellite terminal.

I'm sorry!

It's all right.

Anyway, there's no need for us to buy you a swimsuit.

You bought yourself one while you had your glasses off!

That's too racy for me!

NO! PLEASE USE THIS ONE!!

But-!

DON'T DO SOMETHING UNLESS YOU'RE WILLING TO GO ALL THE WAY!!!

AND WHAT IF SHE SUCCEEDS?!?!

Kids sure grow up quickly...

Don't hog all the poignant lines to yourself!

Rizel?

What's wrong?

I've been waiting.

What's the point of me going?

She's not just taken, she's engaged, damn it...

Rizel... what did you just say?

And if so, if I don't wind up kissing my husband this summer,

I'll go back home.

"Go back home"?!

The incident with Aoi-chan and Ryuuzaburou-kun made me realize

that you have to be serious when it comes to love. I've already made up my mind.

Rizel's "home" is...

...the research lab.

At any rate, we'd better report this to our superiors.

Good morning, Iwaki-kun! You're coming along with Rizel-chan and Aoi-san, right?

What, you mean you weren't planning to go?

It's pointless for me to go, anyway.

Hold it!

What makes you so sure? Is it too much of a hassle?

Are you fine with not trying and never knowing?

You have to try, with all your might!

Sensei...

I'll be waiting.

O-Okay...

Darling!

Hey, why'd you leave us behind?

I wanted to discuss the trip with you.

Good morning!

'Morning!

Good morning!

Good morning to you, too!

Were we interrupting?

Shut up.

Ah! Darling! Wait!

Listen to me, Darling!

You should all make a wonderful movie of your own.

Mama A, we sent a report on the situation in an earlier communiquﾃｩ, but...

The situation is serious.

What do you make of Rizel, the original Proto-Mankind,

saying that she will "return home"?

Well...

She intends to voluntarily suspend her own life functions

and return to her dormant state!

If that happens, this project is doomed!

I think you're blowing this out of proporti-!

Your ignorance is truly mind-boggling!

That hurt...

What was that for?!

You all have forgotten the most important fact.

Do you know how important the decision to kiss someone can be for a girl?!

And how shocking it is to be denied that chance?

A kiss is just a gesture of greeting in the West, you know-

Can a man even comprehend a girl's suffering when she is denied a kiss by her loved one?

Me and my big mouth...

Have you forgotten the hard beginnings of this project?

We did anything and everything to awaken her, but Rizel always fell right back "asleep."

Yet upon contact with Iwaki Tomonori, she spontaneously activated of her own free will.

Her relationship with Iwaki Tomonori is vital to the project!

Rizel and Iwaki Tomonori must be made to kiss, at any cost.

And without any hints of intervention.

Yes, ma'am.

Having said that...

...we've sent forth many Proto-Mankind copies,

...but none of them has managed to kiss a member of the opposite sex.

Furthermore, what will happen when Rizel does achieve that goal?

And so...

Summer Vacation 笙･

Is everybody here?

Yes!

All right, number off! One!

Two!

Three!

Why do we have to do this? Four.

Five!

Hey, aren't you Yachigusa-san? Didn't you graduate?

Sorry to just butt in like this...

What's she doing here?

My, fancy meeting you here!

R-Ry-Ryu-Ryuu-

Ryuutarou-kun!

It's Ryuunosuke, my dear maiden. This is quite a coincidence, isn't it?

Yeah, a contrived coincidence!

Excellent! I shall go along with you as well!

Six!

What the hell was that?!

W-We're pleased to have you along!

I mainly came along to support Rizel-chan, but this might be the perfect chance for me!

Okay, let's go!

Yeah!!

Yes! We're off!!

Rizel-chan, wait!

My dear maiden!

Running is dangerous!

How could this happen to me?

Look this way!

Yes!

Peace!

We've come pretty far. Are we there yet?

Just a little bit farther!

But aren't we heading into the mountains?

Don't worry, it's inside the city limits.

We've made it!

Okay, next we take the bus!

Sensei, how much farther is it?

Just a bit farther; it's within the city limits.

Sensei! How much farther could it be?

It's within the city limits!

If we were going to be using a plane, we should have just flown there!

But we're not leaving the city!

Of what city?!

This is where we get off!

Don't get separated!

No way!

Skydiving?!

Yay!

Oh, my!

What the heck?!

Let's dive!

My dear maiden!

If Ryuunosuke-kun's gonna do it...!

There's no definition of "inside the city limits" that includes this!

Why don't we head back, just the two of us?

W-Wait! Stop! Whoa... hey!!

Oh! I'm scared!!

Why did it turn out like this?!

WHY?!?!?!

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

You know that I love you! Dash, dash!

Suki nan desu! Dash, Dash!

Men and women are hard to understand

Otoko to onna wa muzukashii

I have to go research them at the library

Shirabete minakya toshokan de

My darling is just not that into

Toshishita no watashi nante

a younger, little girl like me, but still~

Danna-sama wa kyoumi nai kedo~

Even so, I'm in love

Koi shiterun damon

I'm not about to cry

Naitari shinai

I won't feel down, break down, or run away!

Megenai nigenai kujikenai

I believe that someday, springtime will come for me.

Haru ga kuru hi wo shinjiteru kara

Serious Power, Serious Power Dash!

Honki pawaa no Honki pawaa no Dash!

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

You know that I love you! Dash, dash!

Suki nan desu! Dash, Dash!

I've found you, Darling!

Don't just pop up out of nowhere!

But, but... aren't married couples supposed to stay together?

Like I'd know!

Oh, Darling. You're so shy!

That's it, I'm outta here.

Ah!! Wait, wait! Don't leave me, Darling!

Next Time

Gateway

to Adulthood!

Our First Time at C!?

I've found you, Darling!

Don't just pop up out of nowhere!

But, but... aren't married couples supposed to stay together?

Like I'd know!

Oh, Darling. You're so shy!

Quit making stuff up!

Oh, and listen to this, Darling...

How about we have a huge, wild wedding reception...

...followed by a "hafun, hafun" honeymoon trip all around the world?

That's it, I'm outta here.

Ah!! Wait, wait! Don't leave me, Darling!

Next Time

Gateway

to Adulthood!

Our First Time at C!?

Darling!!