Original subtitles

I told you...

Don't sit so close while you're watching!!

Darling?

Hey, Darling...!

W-W-What's with that outfit?!

It's summer vacation, so let's go to the beach!

Who'd want to go with you?!

So you say, but haven't you been dreaming about me lately, Darling?

Dreaming about you?

Are your dreams about me a sign that we're making progress?

My first time being dreamed about~

SHUT UP!!

I have no control over my dreams!

I'm being thrown around in a bikini for the first time!

I'm happy just to be together with you

Issho ni irarete shiawase

And I even like it when you scold me

Shikararechau no mo suki suki

You are wonderful even without your smile

Egao ga nai no mo suteki yo

Won't you grant one little wish for me?

Watashi no negai wo kanaete?

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it...

shimashou shimashou shimashou

...let's do it, let's-do-it!

shimashou shi-ma-shou!

Original Translations: Anime Instrumentality Project, Anime Coalition, Hono-Bono Other Work: ReDone-Subs BD: Gekkostate

I always want to feel the beating of my heart

Hajimete no ano hi no kodou wo

in the very same way I did on that first day

Itsumademo kanjitetaino

Wherever we go, I want to be alone with you~

Dokomademo anata to futarikiride~

and be thrilled by any and everything.

Nannidemo tokimekitai

Did you know? Anybody who's in love

Ne~ koishita hitotte

will become able to use magic.

Daredemo mahou tsukai da yo

Did you know? We can find true delight in all the simplest of things!

Ne~ nanigenai koto ni demo yorokoberu no yo

I'm happy just to be together with you

Issho ni irarete shiawase

And I even like it when you scold me

Shikararechau no mo suki suki

You're wonderful even without your smile

Egao ga nai no mo suteki yo

Won't you grant one little wish for me?

Watashi no negai wo kanaete?

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it...

shimashou shimashou shimashou

...let's do it, let's-do-it!

shimashou shi-ma-shou!

Let's do it for the first time!

Hajimete shimashou!

Love Letter Panic!

A Romantic Predicament!?

Love Letter Panic! A Romantic Predicament!?

You're too naﾃｯve!

Just watch...

You see, the allure of a swimsuit...

...is like this!

Thanks to these charms, Iwaki-kun and I will have a wonderful summer romance.

And I will be like Snow White.

Snow White?

With a kiss from the prince, she gains miraculous powers...

...and blossoms into the beautiful princess, Snow White!

Likewise, love can only enter its full splendor with a kiss!

And with summer vacation comes the chance for love!

I shall invite Iwaki-kun to the beach, and make him mine with my adult allure!

I'm sorry, Rizel-chan, but you have no chance of win-

Papa C, you're so cool!

Oh my, I've...!

I'm gonna do my best with my husband at the beach!

Aoi-chan!

What is it this time?

Are you going for it, too?

Going for what?

Summer vacation! Like what I'm going to go for with my husband at the beach...

Darling...

Rizel...

Or maybe back in our room at the hotel...

Oh no ~!

Darling...

Rizel...

Or even at the beach house...

Darling...

Rizel...

Hafuun!

Don't you feel the same way, Aoi-chan?

Huh?

It is the summer of our last year in middle school,

so it's natural to kiss someone you like.

Summer break might be my last chance.

Pre-Summer Plans Special Report A must for your third summer of middle school! First Kiss! 89% of girls already have experience!?

Aoi-chan, do you have a husband, too?

O-Of course not! Although there's someone I wouldn't mind having...

What's his name?

Oh, no...

Tell me! I'll help you out!

Huh?

Aoi-chan, you've helped me out so much already...

...so I'll write a love letter for you in return!

Rizel-chan...

So, what's his name?

Don't tell anyone else, okay?

Okay!

Okay... It's Hououin Ryuunosuke-kun, from Class A.

Ohmigod, I said it!!

Class A?

I don't know him.

No way! He's only like the coolest, most popular boy around.

I know a Sei nosuke-kun, but...

Was there somebody by that name?

Anyway, Ryuunosuke-kun, right?

Y-Yes...

Book title: "How to write love letters that will always get your man!"

Ah, okay, I get it...

"You are the light of my heart..."

Hinomaru Construction

Oh, well...

Aoi-chan, it's ready!

B-But... Do I have to give this to him?

Yep!

But if I do give it to him, and things work out...!

Ah, I knew it! I can't do it~!

Then let me handle that, too!

I'm off to Class A!

She left...

Good luck!

Zoom!

Is there a Hououin Ryuunosuke-kun here?

Oh, my dear maiden!

Ah! Baranoshin-kun, is Ryuunosuke-kun here?

Note: baranoshin = scatter-brained

What's going on? Is this some kind of joke?

If so, it would be tactless of me to give her a serious reply...

What's it about?

I want to give this to him!

Why, Th-th-th-this is...!!!

Yeah, a love letter! Well, see you later...

I see! She finally made up her mind,

but she was so embarrassed that she resorted to this cute and innocent method to tell me!

My dear maiden, I shall read your letter now, before this wonderful feeling fades away!

I can't believe it! Love~!

What should I do? What should I do now?!

It's fine! You'll do fine! Go for it!

Darling!

Hououin was clutching some kind of letter, and then he went bright red and collapsed.

Really?! We did it!

Y-Yeah...

Next, the two of you will go on your first date next Sunday...

...and one thing will lead to another, and then over summer vacation...

No way! It's still too soon for that! We're still in middle school, after all.

A library book I read said that 97% of middle-schoolers have gone to "B"!

No way! "B," you said? What is this "B"?!

Let's see, "A" is a hot kiss, so "B" must be an extra-hot kiss!

Rizel's misguided beliefs, Part 1: A = atsui kisu (hot kiss), B = buatsui kisu (heavy/thick kiss)

Actual meanings: "A" = Kissing. "B" = Petting. "C" = Sex.

Noo, that's too intense!

No, no, it's fine!

Whatever...

Why're you in such a good mood this morning?

Because today is Aoi-chan's date!

I'm wondering how far they'll go...

Who would go that far on the first date?

"B"? Or maybe up to "C"?? Huh? What is "C," anyway?

Super-extra-hot kiss?

Rizel's misguided beliefs, Part 2: "C" = chouatsui kisu (super-extra-hot kiss)

Anyway, does she know what went on between you and Hououin?

It's already this late?! Say, Darling,

if Aoi-chan's date goes well, will you kiss me as a reward?

What?!

Because... the prince gives a miraculous kiss to the hardworking damsel!

DON'T GIVE ME THAT SHIT!

I'm off~!

Aoi-chan's so cute!

With looks like that, she can't go wrong!

R-Ryuunosuke-kun!

Hey, Seimoto-san!

Ah... er... T-Today-

What a coincidence! Are you on a date, too?

I'm also going on a date, with Rizel-chan!

Ehh?! Why, why?!

How come Harudanji-kun is here, and not Ryuunosuke-kun?

Note: harudanji = young boy

Heh, you always were such a kidder!

This person is Ryuunosuke-kun.

EEEHHHHH??!!!

Come now, my dear maiden. Shall we enjoy this day together?

"Dear maiden"?

I only came to watch because I was worried about Aoi-chan.

Silly girl... Did you not give me this passionate letter of love?

Yeah, but it was from Aoi-chan, for you...

I forgot to sign the name!!

Um... So, well, you see...

Um, go for it, you two! Bye-bye now!

Wait!

You are the only one in my heart!

No, I never thought of you that way...

But you came to my home! You praised my collection!

I shall never forget that blessed hour.

What's going on, Rizel-chan?

Well...

Did you do those things with Ryuunosuke-kun?

Well, no... but on some level, yes...

Why didn't you tell me?!

Well... how should I put it...

I hate you! I hate you, Rizel-chan!

Ah! Wait, Aoi-chan!

Wait, Aoi-chan!!

Ryuunosuke-kun!

You finally remembered! I'm so happy!

Aoi-chan really, truly loves you, Ryuunosuke-kun!

Aoi-chan is always so cheerful, and she's even stronger than most boys...

...yet when it comes to you, she gets nervous and weak in the knees!

She likes you so much!

She likes you so much, yet she gets nothing in return.

She must feel so sad...

So...

So please go out with Aoi-chan!

I could say the same thing to you.

Huh?

My feelings for you are the same.

But, I'm married...

That is why I cannot go out with Seimoto-san.

But... but...!

But...

Then what should I do?

I just want everyone to be happy. Is that so wrong?

Well, then...

Papas A, B, and C! There's something I need to find!

Bring out the airplane!

They are called the Phantom Bear-Print Panties, the '41 Princess.

If you can bring them to me, I will consider going out with Seimoto-san.

Really?!

I do not lie.

Just wait! I'll do it, no matter what!

The '41 Princess?! That's impossible!

Why?!

The '41 Princess is a pair of bear-print panties worthy of the title, "Phantom."

Ever since they were carelessly dropped by the English mountaineer, Storm Black,

near the peak of Mt. Everest, their whereabouts have been unknown.

He left a will bequeathing them to the one who can find them.

Although many mountaineers have attempted the search,

the panties have never been found.

I'm sorry, Aoi-chan.

I wasn't able to find them...

Rizel-chan! You're awake!

Aoi-chan! That's right! I have to go search for them...

It's all right now.

It was wrong of me to get mad at you, after I'd depended on you for so much.

I'm going to try to be brave and do my best, even though it might not work out!

Aoi-chan!

At any rate, please get a little more sleep.

Okay.

You really went all-out.

Just for a friend...

You're not so bad after all.

So how about that reward kiss?

Y-Y-You were awake?!

Yep! Come on, give me the reward kiss!

C-Cut it out!! To hell with your "reward kiss," you idiot!

My beautiful reward!!! Argghh!

You're such a pest!

Kiss, kiss!

Give it up already! No way am I kissing you!!

Nooo~~!!

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

You know that I love you! Dash, dash!

Suki nan desu! Dash, Dash!

Men and women are hard to understand

Otoko to onna wa muzukashii

I have to go research them at the library

Shirabete minakya toshokan de

My darling is just not that into

Toshishita no watashi nante

a younger, little girl like me, but still~

Danna-sama wa kyoumi nai kedo~

Even so, I'm in love

Koi shiterun damon

I'm not about to cry

Naitari shinai

I won't feel down, break down, or run away!

Megenai nigenai kujikenai

I believe that someday, springtime will come for me.

Haru ga kuru hi wo shinjiteru kara

Serious Power, Serious Power Dash!

Honki pawaa no Honki pawaa no Dash!

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

You know that I love you! Dash, dash!

Suki nan desu! Dash, Dash!

What? Me again?!

What? How do I like living with Rizel, so far?

She always puts in the best effort she can. I'll give her that much, but...

It's not like I've accepted being "married" to her, got it?

Next Time

It's Summer! It's the Beach!

The Legendary Kiss!?

What? Me again?! You people have too much time on your hands.

What? How do I like living with Rizel, so far?

Well, let's see...

She's just as big a pain as ever, although...

...she always puts in the best effort she can. I'll give her that much, but...

Now wait, don't go jumping to conclusions!

It's not like I've accepted being "married" to her, got it?

Just don't go getting the wrong idea, okay?

Next Time

It's Summer! It's the Beach!

The Legendary Kiss!?