Original subtitles

Um, when you're watching television...

...please keep the room well-lit, and don't sit too close to the screen.

Today's going to be fun! La-la-la...

It's Sunday! La-la-la...

Today will be my first date...

...with my husband!

We're gonna see a show together! La-la-la...

Good morning, Rizel-chan!

Good morning, Aoi-chan! You're here early!

Why are you so carefree?! Is Iwaki-kun actually going on a date with Kyouko-san?!

Yeah, that's what he said last night.

And you're okay with that?!

It'll be fun with all three of us there, right? A group date!

You're planning to go with them?!

Why of course! Because I'm his wife, and Kyouko-san is #2!

Aoi-chan, do you mind being #3? Or maybe his #Gamma?

I see you've been reading strange library books again.

No, it was a book here at home!

Never mind that; Iwaki-kun's already left!

I saw him heading towards the station earlier!

Ehh?! You're so impatient, Darling!

Okay, let's chase him down! Go!

Wait, Rizel-chan!

I'm happy just to be together with you

Issho ni irarete shiawase

And I even like it when you scold me

Shikararechau no mo suki suki

You are wonderful even without your smile

Egao ga nai no mo suteki yo

Won't you grant one little wish for me?

Watashi no negai wo kanaete?

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it...

shimashou shimashou shimashou

...let's do it, let's-do-it!

shimashou shi-ma-shou!

Original Translations: Anime Instrumentality Project, Anime Coalition, Hono-Bono Other Work: ReDone-Subs BD: Gekkostate

I always want to feel the beating of my heart

Hajimete no ano hi no kodou wo

in the very same way I did on that first day

Itsumademo kanjitetaino

Wherever we go, I want to be alone with you~

Dokomademo anata to futarikiride~

and be thrilled by any and everything.

Nannidemo tokimekitai

Did you know? Anybody who's in love

Ne~ koishita hitotte

will become able to use magic.

Daredemo mahou tsukai da yo

Did you know? We can find true delight in all the simplest of things!

Ne~ nanigenai koto ni demo yorokoberu no yo

I'm happy just to be together with you

Issho ni irarete shiawase

And I even like it when you scold me

Shikararechau no mo suki suki

You're wonderful even without your smile

Egao ga nai no mo suteki yo

Won't you grant one little wish for me?

Watashi no negai wo kanaete?

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it...

shimashou shimashou shimashou

...let's do it, let's-do-it!

shimashou shi-ma-shou!

Let's do it for the first time!

Hajimete shimashou!

By Force?!

Five Seconds Before Union!

By Force?! Five Seconds Before Union!

I wonder if Iwaki-kun will show up.

Iwaki-kun, can't you be happy too?

I'm here.

No way! I don't believe it...

W-Why are you crying?

I'm sorry. I'm just so happy!

Here.

Thank you!

C-Come on, dry them up...

Okay.

Why am I so nervous?

I'll return this to you after I wash it.

Don't worry about it. Let's just go buy our tickets.

Um...!

Um... well...

There's something stuck on your glasses.

Wouldn't it be faster to just take them off?

N-No, I mustn't take these off.

Ah, well... let's get going!

Are you okay?

I'm sorry, I...

Come on.

Oh no...

Yahoo!!

This thing is amazing!

Yeah!

Still, I hope we can make it on time for the afternoon show...

From what I read in the guidebook, it should be fun for all of us.

You really don't get it, do you...

SPEED UP!!!

Argh! The train Tomonori-kun got on has already left!

Hurry up, Rizel!

With the power of your vehicle, you can make it to the next station and meet up with him there.

Argh! But Rizel already went straight into the first station!

We should use the police hotline to contact Rizel!

WHY?!?

I DON'T KNOW!!!

Yeah, yeah...

Hello, Iwaki residence...

Let us activate Project R-2!

I see. Yes. Thank you very much.

Well then, goodbye.

Old Man.

Yes, young master?

We're going out.

Where to?

To the Toshiuen Amusement Park.

My dear maiden is headed there!

It is my duty to ensure her happiness!

Wah! Wait, wait!!

We're getting on!

Eh? Why's it empty?

Yay! Car to ourselves!

Exclusive Train

Exclusive Train

Exclusive Train

Exclusive Train

Exclusive Train

Exclusive Train

Exclusive Train

Mwahahaha... R-2...

The platform is restricted for use by a special train;

it will be available for general use again soon.

Sign: "Haunted House"

Iwaki-kun, where are you? Iwaki-kun?

It's me, it's me. Sorry, I walk kinda fast.

No! C-Can I hold... your hand?

I-I'm sorry! I just thought I'd try saying it.

Oh, no, I was just...

Anyway, let's hurry on along.

Are you all right?

Uh... yeah...

Search Complete

We now have exceptionally detailed data on the young woman who is with him...

Egads! This is no ordinary girl!

She's so strong, she was selected as a power-lifting representative for...

Power-lifting?

What about it?

It couldn't be...

This is...!

No way!

Excuse me. I have something else to attend to. See ya!

Just his type, a big-breasted girl in glasses...

He must have sensed something, right?

I don't know. We'll have to trust in his...

...profound, expert knowledge of young middle- and high-school girls.

Yes.

I'm so happy...

...that I could be in a picture like this.

Um... Iwaki-kun?

Er... well...

Go ahead and go.

The bathroom, right?

Ah... y-yes.

This really isn't so bad.

Stupid me!

I've got a sinking suspicion that we won't make it in time...

You're right.

You finally understand it?

Because today's the last day of the afternoon show!

No, that's not what I mean.

What a strange station!

How'd we wind up here?

We humbly apologize for the terrible inconvenience.

We took the new tracks,

but construction on them was apparently suspended due to community opposition.

The line was never completed!

It would take about an hour to go back,

and even if we resumed construction via Power of the State, it would take 2 or 3 days to get it done.

We're sorry, Rizel!

We're not gonna make it to the afternoon show!

What IS this train, anyway?

Aoi-chan, I'm going on ahead!

Save me, Darling!

I trust you are not injured, my dear maiden?

Thank you! Would you mind taking me to the amusement park?

Yes! That was my intention in the first place!

Young master, I pray for your success.

This is pretty good!

Ah! There's a bit stuck on your nose.

L-Let's go ride that one!

Wow! Amazing!

It looks like this'll get me to the afternoon show in time!

Thank you so much, Honmou Hanbaiin-kun!

Note: honmou hanbaiin = "marketer of satisfaction"

It's Hououin, my dear maiden.

This... really isn't bad at all...

What should I do? I'm all alone with Iwaki-kun.

If I don't go for it now, I'll probably never be able to give him the present...

But... I can't do it! Ohh, what should I do?

What should I do? Help me, my other self!

No, no more... I can't take it anymore!

Um, er, you know...

W-What's wrong?

Say, Tomonori... did you know that it takes 20 minutes

for this Ferris wheel to make a full cycle?

20 minutes is enough time for us to do all sorts of things...

Er, well, that-

Like this, for example...

W-What are you doing??

I've been waiting two whole years for this...

What's gotten into you?! It's like you've instantly become a totally different person!

No, I'm still all me.

S-Stop it!!

That's my husband! Wait! Stop this kite!

I won't be stopping it. Come, let us continue on together.

Besides, if that car is rocking, we should not be knocking.

D-Darling!!

Ah! My dear maiden!

Rizel! W-What are you doing here, Rizel?!

Before we get interrupted...

NOOO!!

R-Rizel!!

Aww, it's gotten so big...!

It might be a bit tight, but just hold still...

C-Cut it out! Stop it, I said!!

It's just as I feared!

NOOO~!!!

Hold it right there, Kyouko!!

I...!

You're back to normal?

I'm sorry! I have this strange condition.

Normally I wear special glasses to keep it under control,

but my courage failed me, and then...

I just wanted to give you this present today and have you wear it.

What the heck is that?

A thank-you gift.

That morning two years ago, the seat of your pants got ripped.

I've felt bad about it for a long time.

Since they're the "middle-school" type,

I figured it'd be pointless to give them to you after you'd graduated.

Go ahead and wear them for her, Darling.

W-W-What are you talking about?!

No, that's all right. I wouldn't want to bother Iwaki-kun...

Don't worry about it!

On pants: "Kyouko || Iwaki-kun"

What the hell is this?!

A perfect fit!

Oh, my!

They're so cute! And so you! I'm so embarrassed!

Oh, my...!!

All right, let's head over to the show next!

Like hell I would, you idiot!

Ah! Wait, Darling!

It can't be...

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

You know that I love you! Dash, dash!

Suki nan desu! Dash, Dash!

Men and women are hard to understand

Otoko to onna wa muzukashii

I have to go research them at the library

Shirabete minakya toshokan de

My darling is just not that into

Toshishita no watashi nante

a younger, little girl like me, but still~

Danna-sama wa kyoumi nai kedo~

Even so, I'm in love

Koi shiterun damon

I'm not about to cry

Naitari shinai

I won't feel down, break down, or run away!

Megenai nigenai kujikenai

I believe that someday, springtime will come for me.

Haru ga kuru hi wo shinjiteru kara

Serious Power, Serious Power Dash!

Honki pawaa no Honki pawaa no Dash!

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

You know that I love you! Dash, dash!

Suki nan desu! Dash, Dash!

Um... I'm Yachigusa Kyouko...

Eh? What are my tastes in boys?

First off, they have to be younger than me...

The stubborn ones who won't give in no matter what

and try to put up a tough front... they're the worst.

Next Time

First Experience!?

I Cuddled Up with Him!

Ah, whatever shall I do?

Um... I'm Yachigusa Kyouko. Pleased to meet you.

Eh? What are my tastes in boys?

Well, they definitely need to be younger than me.

Oh, this is embarrassing!

Pretty boys aren't bad, but...

...then there's the troubled, rebellious type...

Ah! I said it!

The stubborn ones who won't give in no matter what

and try to put up a tough front... they're the worst.

Ah, whatever shall I do?

Next Time

First Experience!?

I Cuddled Up with Him!