Original subtitles

Listen up, class! Keep the room well-lit and don't sit too close to the TV, okay?

Train Arrivals

Express Train Passing Through

Local Express

No way around it... today's the day.

"Second-year anniversary with Iwaki-kun"

Two Years Ago

Ahh! I am so very late!

If I go this way, I may get there a bit earlier...

Eh?

What...?

Kyaaaaaaa~!!

S-S-Somebody!

Someone, stop me, please!

Huh?

Noo~!

S-Sorry!

Um... T-Thank you for saving me.

Just be sure to get your brakes checked...

Local Express

Train Arrivals

This year...

...this year, I'll give this to Iwaki-kun!

I'm happy just to be together with you

Issho ni irarete shiawase

And I even like it when you scold me

Shikararechau no mo suki suki

You are wonderful even without your smile

Egao ga nai no mo suteki yo

Won't you grant one little wish for me?

Watashi no negai wo kanaete?

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it...

shimashou shimashou shimashou

...let's do it, let's-do-it!

shimashou shi-ma-shou!

Original Translations: Anime Instrumentality Project, Anime Coalition, Hono-Bono Other Work: ReDone-Subs BD: Gekkostate

I always want to feel the beating of my heart

Hajimete no ano hi no kodou wo

in the very same way I did on that first day

Itsumademo kanjitetaino

Wherever we go, I want to be alone with you~

Dokomademo anata to futarikiride~

and be thrilled by any and everything.

Nannidemo tokimekitai

Did you know? Anybody who's in love

Ne~ koishita hitotte

will become able to use magic.

Daredemo mahou tsukai da yo

Did you know? We can find true delight in all the simplest of things!

Ne~ nanigenai koto ni demo yorokoberu no yo

I'm happy just to be together with you

Issho ni irarete shiawase

And I even like it when you scold me

Shikararechau no mo suki suki

You're wonderful even without your smile

Egao ga nai no mo suteki yo

Won't you grant one little wish for me?

Watashi no negai wo kanaete?

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it...

shimashou shimashou shimashou

...let's do it, let's-do-it!

shimashou shi-ma-shou!

Let's do it for the first time!

Hajimete shimashou!

Rival?

Big-Breasted High-School Girl!

Rival? Big-Breasted High-School Girl!

Hey... I said not to come with me!

Ehh? Even this is no good?

You stick out like a sore thumb!

We'll get out of your way, so you just carry on.

See ya~!

Why does it end up like this?!

It's the first snuggling!

Ooh! I see you're heating things up again.

Shut up!

Yeah, yeah!

Iwaki, they say you took back the girl who was stolen from you!

What?!

That's right!

Good morning, Rizel-chan! I heard you went all the way!

Yay, yay!

Who said that?!

Oh, they said you even took her lips by force!

Who the hell do you mean by "they"?!

Oh? "They" is kind of... everybody.

Thank you!

Argh! This is awful!!

Oh, Darling...!

Um...

Yes?

Um... well... it's just...

I'd like to ask you something...

Sure.

Um... just now... that was... Iwaki-kun, right?

N-No, don't mind me!

Sorry!

Tomonori 笙･ Rizel

What's this?!

Yay, yay! That looks like us!

Lousy rotten graffiti!

Damn! My "relationship" with Rizel is getting accepted as fact!

Besides, I'm mainly interested in...

Good morning, class!

You dropped something, Sensei.

Oops, silly me!

Wow, is this the wedding location?

Restaurant Wedding Reception Genuine Chapel Ceremony 20 Meters of Virgin Road A traditional wedding production!! A ceremony overflowing with artistic sense!! Choose from 8 different packages!! Experience deep emotion and happiness!

Note: Western weddings are a kind of "romantic fad" in Japan.

Well...

What an amazing chapel!

Sensei, where's the honeymoon going to be?

Have you decided on a new home?

Are you ready for your "first night"?

It will go well...

It won't go well...

It will go well...

It won't-

N-No!

It can't be!

Watch where you're walking, you stupid girl!

I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

All right!

I'm so sorry!!

What's the matter? Stomach ache? Or is it your back? Your head?

Butt? Back? Stomach? Back? Head? Butt? Stomach? Ba-

Gaah!! Enough already!

Listen up! What happened at Hououin's place was just a fluke!

You're totally lacking in breasts, height, and sex appeal!

Since you have none of those three things, I have absolutely,

positively, without question, NO INTEREST IN YOU AT ALL!!

Do you really mean those words, Iwaki-kun?

Yes, absolutely! Take my wife, please!

You rude fellow! I'll take Rizel away fair and square,

using my own powers and techniques.

No matter what sorts of low and underhanded tricks I may have to use!

You're a walking, talking contradiction.

Silence! I have been awakened to true love!

If you were a true man, you'd know to put the woman's feelings first!

My dear maiden, if there is anything that I can do for you, just ask!

Any time, anywhere... I am here for you!

Okay! Thank you very much!

Have at it, you two!

I can't just keep wandering around. That won't accomplish anything.

Um... excuse me... third year... Iwaki-kun?

Yes...?

Is he very popular?

Yes...?

He's very popular, isn't he...?

Because... Because...

Iwaki-kun is the one! (Iwaki-kun is the one!)

Iwaki-kun is the one! (Iwaki-kun is the one!)

That time, last year...

Iwaki-kun, this is...

Eh?

Ah! I'm sorry! I mistook you for someone else...

That person was...

Yoo-hoo, Aoi-chan!

Rizel-chan, this is bad!

What, what?

A challenger has appeared! A rival!

A rival?

"Iwaki-kun, I love you! Please go out with me!"

If memory serves me right, that high-school girl was here exactly a year ago today!

She waited for him at the school gates, bearing some kind of present.

That's my husband! Such a ladies' man!

You can't afford to think like that!

Eh? How come?

Because... that girl is totally Iwaki-kun's type!

My husband's "type"?

Older, graceful, and stacked, of course!

I can be graceful and stacked, too!

Be serious! You're not only ungraceful, you're totally flat!

You need a lot more level grinding!

Then I will!

Notice

Do not Enter! !

Tea Ceremony Club

Aoi

Keep out!

Let's get to it, Rizel-chan.

Yes, ma'am!

What's that?

Huh? Aren't you going to massage my breasts and make me stacked?

What did I ever do to make you think that?

Ah! I get it! We're using these!

Put those away.

Ehh? I'm doing it wrong?

When it comes to breasts, there's no way you can compete

with an older girl, so we'll have to work on "graceful"!

Be graceful, okay?

Yeah, sure!

First, let's work on proper manners.

Don't sleep!

Good night...

This is hopeless.

Ahh... I slept so well!

Aoi-chan left me behind. What should I do now?

Leave it to your Papas!

What do you want to do, Rizel?

I want to get stacked and be older!

Er, that-

Wait just a moment!

I thought this might happen, so I came up with something...

All right!

Did you need some advice?

Are you happy right now?

Wow, tough question!

Well, are you?

I'd have to say that I'm very happy!

Happier than I've ever been in my entire life!

Y-You didn't have to go that far...

Iwaki-kun, can't you be happy, too?

But... I don't want to regret anything...

Ah! Sorry!

Iwaki-kun!

Just now, I felt the touch of Fate!

I've been waiting...

For me?

I'm Yachigusa Kyouko, and I'm 2 years older than you.

And... Um...

I like you, Iwaki-kun!

I know I'm older, but... if you don't mind, please go out with me!

You won't, will you...

Of course you'd already be dating somebody else...

Umm....

If it's not too much trouble, maybe we could go to the amusement park this Sunday?

I'll be waiting at the station at 9:00!

Darling!

What?! Be quiet, will you-

I tried really hard to become older and stacked!

Everything's just the way you like it!

Are you Rizel?!

I sure am! Don't you like me like this, Darling?

Almost there, stay on target...

Wait, Rizel! Stop it!

"Escape Mechanism Activated"

The escape mechanism!

What happened?!

I don't know!

Escape Mechanism Activated

Entering escape mode. Please stay at least 5 meters away.

This is bad! At this rate, Rizel will...!

Are you okay, Darling?

Quit playing your stupid wife tricks!

You idiot!

It's all dark and cramped in here! I'm scared!

Oh my, I forgot all about it...

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

You know that I love you! Dash, dash!

Suki nan desu! Dash, Dash!

Men and women are hard to understand

Otoko to onna wa muzukashii

I have to go research them at the library

Shirabete minakya toshokan de

My darling is just not that into

Toshishita no watashi nante

a younger, little girl like me, but still~

Danna-sama wa kyoumi nai kedo~

Even so, I'm in love

Koi shiterun damon

I'm not about to cry

Naitari shinai

I won't feel down, break down, or run away!

Megenai nigenai kujikenai

I believe that someday, springtime will come for me.

Haru ga kuru hi wo shinjiteru kara

Serious Power, Serious Power Dash!

Honki pawaa no Honki pawaa no Dash!

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

You know that I love you! Dash, dash!

Suki nan desu! Dash, Dash!

I'm Ihata Natsumi, homeroom teacher of Class 3-B.

Eh? Oh, my! Where did you hear that?

Yes, I'm getting married!

The lucky groom?

By Force?!

Five Seconds Before Union!

Next Time

That's-a-se-cret!

I'm Ihata Natsumi, homeroom teacher of Class 3-B.

I teach mathematics.

Eh? Oh, my! Where did you hear that?

You knew when you saw the ring?

Ah, I guess you would!

Yes, I'm getting married!

He bought me a diamond engagement ring!

He's really overdoing it!

Who is he? What did he say when he proposed?

That's-a-se-cret!

By Force?!

Five Seconds Before Union!

Next Time