Original subtitles

Don't sit so close!

Stay back when you watch!

Huh?

What happened to me?

It's really warm...

Who... who are you?

Why are you crying?

Hey...

I'm happy just to be together with you

Issho ni irarete shiawase

And I even like it when you scold me

Shikararechau no mo suki suki

You are wonderful even without your smile

Egao ga nai no mo suteki yo

Won't you grant one little wish for me?

Watashi no negai wo kanaete?

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it...

shimashou shimashou shimashou

...let's do it, let's-do-it!

shimashou shi-ma-shou!

Original Translations: Anime Instrumentality Project, Anime Coalition, Hono-Bono Other Work: ReDone-Subs BD: Gekkostate

I always want to feel the beating of my heart

Hajimete no ano hi no kodou wo

in the very same way I did on that first day

Itsumademo kanjitetaino

Wherever we go, I want to be alone with you~

Dokomademo anata to futarikiride~

and be thrilled by any and everything.

Nannidemo tokimekitai

Did you know? Anybody who's in love

Ne~ koishita hitotte

will become able to use magic.

Daredemo mahou tsukai da yo

Did you know? We can find true delight in all the simplest of things!

Ne~ nanigenai koto ni demo yorokoberu no yo

I'm happy just to be together with you

Issho ni irarete shiawase

And I even like it when you scold me

Shikararechau no mo suki suki

You're wonderful even without your smile

Egao ga nai no mo suteki yo

Won't you grant one little wish for me?

Watashi no negai wo kanaete?

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it...

shimashou shimashou shimashou

...let's do it, let's-do-it!

shimashou shi-ma-shou!

Let's do it for the first time!

Hajimete shimashou!

Monopoly! Grown-ups' Time!?

Monopoly!

Grown-ups' Time!?

Let's eat!

Here you go!

Mmm! These fried eggs are pretty good!

The pickled vegetables are just right, too!

The clam and miso soup also tastes great.

Ah, thank you!

Do we have any seaweed paste?

Sorry, we just ran out

This is all pretty tasty!

Watch out for the sand in the clams, Rizel.

Okay!

Why are you acting like you belong here?

Because we're her Papas!

Are you guys going to put up with this?!

Hey!

You don't call your parents "you guys"! Try again!

That's not the issue here.

No, things like this could decide our nation's future.

If I don't leave now, I'm going to be late.

Huh? Where are you going?

To school!

"School"?

God... she's...

Darling!

What do you want?

I'm going, too!

Going where?

To the place called "school"!

Rizel, I'll do something nice for you. Come a little closer.

What is it, what is it?

Well? What's this "nice thing," Darling?

C'mon, Darling, tell me~!

You get to... mind the house!

Geez!

Ahh, Rizel-chan! That was quick!

That's because Darling threw me back in!

Well, that was nice of him!

What are you doing?

Laundry. Want to give it a try?

Yeah! It looks fun!

First you wash the really dirty parts by hand, like so.

Hand-wash, hand-wash...!

Thats it! You're good, Rizel-chan!

By the way, Rizel-chan, why did you choose Tomonori?

Huh?

Darling and I are bound together by the red rope of fate!

I love you, Darling!

You're so wonderful!

Yes, you're bound by the red string.

Yes!

Well, despite the way he acts, he's a rather shy boy.

I hope you can understand one another and get along from now on.

Make sure to research his interests.

Okay!

I always wanted a cute daughter too!

Darling's interests?

That's it!

Okay, pay attention!

This part is important!

Why...

Why did she have to have a face like that?

If you can answer a question like this, the second part won't be a problem.

Okay? Look at the board, and...

Why did she have to have breasts like those?

Why did she have to be older than me?

Why?!

Iwaki-kun!

Huh?

You were daydreaming, weren't you?

I was not!

In that case, let's have you answer the previous question.

Sorry, but this is boring, so I'm leaving.

What's wrong, Iwaki-kun?

Darling, Darling... What do you like, Darling?

Find it, find it, find the thing he likes...

What's this?

Ugh! That's awful!

This is that unforgettable first smelling of the socks.

Uh-oh, uh-oh...

If you make a mess, you have to clean it up.

Photograph found!

So, Darling likes this sort of thing?

Search completed!

Yay, yay!

Papa A, do you have a second?

Um, I'd like the things written on this list.

What will you be using them for?

I'm going to become the kind of girl that Darling likes!

Hmm... I understand.

I'm going to go clean up and get ready!

Hmm, hmm, hmm... Wait for me, Darling.

We can stay like this forever.

Darling!

Why are you-?

Because I'm your wife, Darling!

Let's stay like this forever!

Cut it out!

I'm going to be another man's wife! Sorry, Iwaki-kun!

Eh?! W-wait for me!

Darling!

Darling! Darling, Darling!

Just a dream...?

Gah!

It was getting to the best part, too! Why'd she have to show up?!

She's such a nuisance...

Hmm, so that's your plan?

Oh, how'd it go?

I gave her everything I bought.

She said, "I can handle it from here, so get out."

What in the world could she be planning to do with that stuff?

I'm home!

Damn it, she made a mess of my room.

Darling, Darling!

What?

I've become your ideal girl, Darling!

Yeah, sure you did.

I saw the photo you hid in that book!

Photo?!

Y-You saw this?!

You'll be shocked and awed when you see that I'm just the way you like!

T-This isn't what I like...

Here I come!

Ta-da!

Looky looky, Darling!

Well?

W-W-W-What the hell is that outfit?!

Come on, this is what you like, Darling!

Eh? Eh...? Eh?!

Ah! Are we going out somewhere, Darling?

Yay, yay! I'm going out with my husband for the first time!

Please ship this as far north as you can!

Is this... a package?

It is! Anyone could tell that it's a package, couldn't they?!

Yay, yay! Package, package...

But it's talking...

It's a talking package! A special delivery to be sent north!

It's the first time I've been bundled up like luggage!

I'm not so sure...

Was your "we deliver anything" slogan false advertising?!

Please! Can't you just ship this talking package out of here?!

W-We can do it! Behold a professional at work!

On sticker: "As far north as possible"

I'm counting on you!

Huh? I wonder if I can get out through here.

Here we go!

I'm flying, I'm flying!

I'm home, Darling!

W-Wh-Why are you... h-h-h-how???

Hmm... well...

I don't really know, but flying in the sky was fun!

Well believe me, it wasn't supposed to be!

Anyway, I have another one! Something else you like.

What?!

And underneath...

Just kidding!

Why would you think I'd go for sailor-suit bondage and "naked apron"?!

Because that's what the photos in this book looked like!

That book, right there?

W-Why are these photos here?!

Don't I look just like them?

Ah, Darling!

Who did it?! Who hid these in my bookcase?!

Wait for me, Darling!

Dad?!

These would be printouts from magazines, scanned and copied into photographic form.

He didn't want his wife to see them, so he hid them in Tomonori-kun's room.

So, you're into that sort of thing?

Er... well... yeah.

Keep your own stash in your own room!

Your stupidity knows no bounds.

I was wrong! I'll throw them out right away!

Rizel-chan...

Yes?

Men are stupid like this.

But even he has some good points.

Some types are complete idiots, through and through...

...while others aren't quite so bad.

Yes!

I wonder which type Tomonori is.

How would I know?

Still, these days it's almost too easy to find love.

Indeed, it is inexcusable! Our generation had to work for it!

Nowadays, they show it all off upfront, and we've lost that thrill of the hunt.

Sure, it's nice to see everything, but little glances and flashes can be more enticing.

Quit getting worked up over pointless things!

Now, now, it's all right. Let's have dinner.

It looks delicious!

How long are you going to wear that?

What? Is it bad?

You wearing that outfit on that body isn't enough to turn me on at all!

Idiot!

I'm sorry! It was wrong to say that! Don't cry, Rizel!!

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

You know that I love you! Dash, dash!

Suki nan desu! Dash, Dash!

Men and women are hard to understand

Otoko to onna wa muzukashii

I have to go research them at the library

Shirabete minakya toshokan de

My darling is just not that into

Toshishita no watashi nante

a younger, little girl like me, but still~

Danna-sama wa kyoumi nai kedo~

Even so, I'm in love

Koi shiterun damon

I'm not about to cry

Naitari shinai

I won't feel down, break down, or run away!

Megenai nigenai kujikenai

I believe that someday, springtime will come for me.

Haru ga kuru hi wo shinjiteru kara

Serious Power, Serious Power Dash!

Honki pawaa no Honki pawaa no Dash!

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

You know that I love you! Dash, dash!

Suki nan desu! Dash, Dash!

What? I'm supposed to do it?!

Iwaki Tomonori, middle school 3rd-year. Nice to meet you.

Huh? What do I think of Rizel?

Nothing at all, except that she's a huge pain!

A great big nuisance!

R-Rizel! Wait! Don't cry!!

Next Time

Go for it!

2 People in a Futon!?

What? I'm supposed to do it?!

Ah, er... Iwaki Tomonori, middle school 3rd-year. Nice to meet you.

T-The type of girl I prefer?

Er... well, older women, I guess. Favorite possession? A photograph.

No! I mean... my bike! That's pretty important, you know.

I want to get a Thunder Bike...

Eh? What do I think about Rizel?

Nothing at all, except that she's a huge pain!

A great big nuisance!

Eh? Rizel?! W-Wait, don't cry!!

Next Time

Go for it!

2 People in a Futon!?