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Hey, Alex.

How's my favorite stepson doing?

I'm your only stepson.

Okay.

I'm alright.

Yeah. I thought you were headed out today.

Yeah, I was, uh... I was supposed to. I was supposed to have, like, a date with,

um, Emily.

Mm-hmm.

Remember, I used to hang out with her a few years ago?

So I...

You know, like, back in town this week.

Mm-hmm.

So, we were, like, texting, so I thought maybe we were supposed to, like, hang

out.

I don't know. She, like, said she was busy last second.

Oh.

That's a bummer.

Yeah. Yeah, you guys did always hang out.

I thought you, you know, catch up on break here for a little bit.

Yeah, I thought so, too, but, you know, girls suck.

Well, when they're younger, you know, you never know what kind of comes up

that can be a little flighty sometimes.

Sorry about that.

But I've just been here.

I had made some cookies earlier. If you want to try them.

Yeah, yeah.

Thanks, man.

I mean, I might have some.

Yeah. All right. I don't have anything else to do. I was baking today and I had

like some really good eggnog.

Do you want some eggnog?

Oh, it's okay.

No?

Yeah, I was like, I thought your dad would be here and we would get, you

know, get to do some more decorating and stuff, but he's been working like a

whole lot lately.

I don't know.

It'd be nice, I guess, to have some extra money, you know, for Christmas,

but it's kind of frustrating.

I mean, I kind of got dressed up and thought he might, you know, but...

Okay.

Sorry, you don't need to know that part.

Are you supposed to have a little... You made me do my jackknock.

Are you supposed to have a little date night, Mom?

A special date night.

Well, I thought we'd, like, hang out, yeah, and decorate and listen to music

and, you know, all that stuff, but... Oh, well.

Yes.

We're both kind of bummed a little.

There's got to be someone else other than Emily to call.

You usually have a few friends around during the holidays, right?

Well, I don't want to hang out with my friends tonight. I thought I was going

to, you know, have some other kind of fun, Mom.

Oh, well.

Well, Emily is missing out, you know, because, yeah, you've got like a...

Well, you know, like a big... What?

I'm sorry.

Again. Maybe I should put the eggnog down. What do you think?

What do you mean?

Did you say I have a big something?

It just, you know, I may have seen it while you were in the shower a couple of

times.

You know?

She's missing out. That's all I gotta say.

What are you looking at that for?

I just happened to... You were getting in the show. You thought I was gone. The

door was open. I'm sorry.

You didn't watch me jerking off, did you?

Oh, well.

I didn't, like, pull up a chair or anything, but... But I might have seen

something.

Maybe you have. Not too much. I mean, it's...

When I looked, I couldn't look away for a minute. I mean, it was... It's kind of

big.

Well, thanks, I guess.

Yeah, well, you're welcome.

Hey, so I have, like, a little something for you that you can open before

Christmas. It's just something small.

It's under the tree. Let me grab it for you, okay?

Okay. You want to open something a little early?

I don't... That's fine. Okay.

It's over here.

Hang on.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Uh,

sweetie?

Oh, you're not wearing any paint.

I've, like, watched you before, too.

You've watched me?

Yeah. With your dad?

Well, yeah, one time, but just... Maybe.

I didn't think you... I never thought you'd look at me like that.

You're a hot young guy.

You know, not that much older than you. I mean, your dad's getting a little

older.

What are you doing?

Yeah.

Oh, baby, this is probably not where we should take this.

I mean, it's probably not a good idea. Your dad's going to be home. He will.

I don't know what you're doing.

My hands are all over my tits right now.

Oh, my God.

You can touch it.

Touch whatever you want to.

It feels really good in my hand.

I promise Ned's not gonna find out. He's always late anyway.

Sweetie, this is a really dangerous game to play.

She did have sex with you, man.

A couple weeks ago.

That's crazy.

I just thought I was going to have it today.

You can. Let's have it. Let's both have it today.

Fuck it. We can't do this. We won't get caught.

We might.

Just put it in your mouth.

Baby.

Damn.

She really is missing out.

You tease me, you know that?

That is a nice mouthful.

It's quite a bit bigger than your dad's, you know?

Tell him I said that. You can't tell him. Anyway, but listen, okay, so we

should really stop this right now because we are gonna get caught.

Show me your hands.

Let me see it.

Let me see it.

No.

What are you doing?

You are gonna seriously put that in there, are you? Mom, it's wet. Don't put

it in there. Mom, it's wet.

Get carried away, okay?

What are you doing?

Oh my god, you're such a dirty little perv. Holy shit.

Is that what you wanted?

Is that what you wanted?

get it together.

I gotta go wash the cum out of my pussy before you