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Hey, sweetie. How's it going?

Hey, Mom.

Hey, so I had a chance to talk to your dad. I know you've been wanting me to do

that.

And, uh, she can move in.

Really? Yeah.

You mean that?

Yes. Are you happy?

Yeah. Good. Me too, because I really like her.

Um, there are some rules, though, right?

You know, because you have to clean up after yourselves, do your own laundry.

Yeah. Yeah, I told you that's fine. All right.

And you can pitch in, hop out with groceries sometimes, please.

Yeah, no, that's totally fine.

All right.

And just try to keep it down in the bedroom, all right?

Wow.

All right?

Yeah, of course. I know where you guys are. Come on.

All right?

Okay. Okay.

Deal? My girlfriend can move in?

Yes, she can move in.

Okay, awesome.

Like, as soon as, like... Whenever she's ready, yeah.

Okay. Like, tomorrow?

When you guys take care of things. Yeah, get your room set up.

Okay. All right. Thanks, Mom.

No problem, Mom.

Hey, Mom. Hey.

Hey, I picked up, um...

Some water and some other snacks.

Aww.

Nice. Thank you. Yeah, I just went by the store the other day, so I figured,

like, I could get some stuff.

That's good.

Things seem to be working out so far, no?

Yeah. Okay.

Good, good.

Yeah, Ashley loves it here, so.

Yeah. You know, the other day she actually asked if to borrow, like, a

skirt that I had. She didn't have, like, her work or whatever.

And I pulled out a couple things. It's just kind of weird that, you know, like,

we wear the same size.

she was trying on my stuff and like everything fit her just like it fits me

it was weird you're like trying a few things and what's the same size and like

this is i don't know anyway yeah like she was even barming makeup and stuff

like we have the same skin color and whatnot i just thought it was kind of

weird yeah it was kind of crazy so anyway i was thinking of i'm gonna make

a roast tonight for you guys sound good oh

Yeah, I mean, like, that would be cool, Mom, but, like, we're gonna, um, we're

both gonna be, like, out.

Probably. Like, I'm going to, Dave's, like, having a birthday party thing, so

I'm probably gonna stay out at his place tonight. Like, we're gonna go out, and

I'm probably not gonna be coming back tonight.

I'll just come back tomorrow.

And then Ashley's, like, having this, like, girls' night out thing with some

of her friends, so she might, she might come back, but, like, But probably not.

But it would probably be really late if she... So neither one of you... Okay,

you know your dad's out of town, right? That's why I was going to make roasts

for you guys. It was just going to be the three of us.

Yeah, no. So nobody's going to be here tonight.

Yeah, no.

All right.

I get the house to myself.

Woo-hoo.

Yeah.

All right, no problem.

Okay.

All right, well, I'll see you later, okay? All right.

Okay.

Baby, what are you doing?

The AC.

I thought you were a dad.

What are you doing?

Baby.

What do you mean, AC?

The AC's not working. It's hot as fuck in here. Never mind that. I thought you

were a dad.

Baby, why do you have... Oh, my God.

I told you. Oh, my God. I decided to come home early.

It looked just like...

Like, Ashley's... It was hot in here.

Your room was the closest place to be.

I don't... What did we do? What did we do? Why is it so big?

What were we... You were just inside me. You were just inside me.

Yeah, I'm like... Ashley likes it when I just... Okay, okay, okay, okay. Stick it

in. Ah!

Ah! I didn't mean to hear that.

Alright, so your dad does the same thing.

I don't know what to do. I thought you were... Okay.

It's okay, Mom. No, no, no, no, no, no.

It was just like an accident, you know?

Yes.

Like, it was just an accident.

No, no, we can't do that.

We can't do...