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Journal entry for Class 2A of Tamo Agricultural High School.

On duty: Hata Kousaku.

Nothing noteworthy happened today.

It was just an ordinary day.

With the same old people and the same old routine. It was a normal, quiet day.

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We conducted a cornfield checkup.

We inspected the fields for disease and pests.

Huh? Yoshida-san?

Were you in charge of corn today?

Y-Yeah.

By the way, Hata Kousaku, are you boarding students busy over the summer?

I only have some practicum duties to do.

Wh-What about Kamatori Kei?

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You should ask him.

Hey, Kei!

Wh-What are you doing?!

What is it, Kousaku?

What's your plan for summer vacation?

I'll probably just be staying here and working part-time.

Then how about we all go to the beach?

What do you say, Yoshida-san?

Th-That's absurd! Why would I go to the beach with y-you guys?!

You don't want to go to the beach with Kei?

Y-You little... He's standing right there, you know!

Y-Y-You terrorist!

This is an act of terrorism!

There are no birds.

The other animals are missing, too.

Something's coming.

What could it be, Kei?

I don't know, but it's not human.

It's here!

It's a god of singles!

Where are the girls in love?

Oh no! Did Yoshida-san's innocent, girlish behavior summon it?

I-It's my fault?!

Run for it, Yakkuru!

He isn't Yakkuru.

Yoshida, get the girls inside!

Okay!

Don't touch her, Kei! You'll be cursed!

Calm down!

Calm down, I say!

I understand that you are a well-known staff member at this school.

So why are you wreaking such havoc?

That'd be because she's single.

Death to girls in love!

Are you okay, Kei?

Yeah.

She's heading to the school building.

She's after the girls.

Ringocchi!

Are you okay?

They won't make it.

Damn it!

Get on...

Yakkuru!

Like I said, he isn't Yakkuru.

Kei!

You did it!

You defeated her!

Yeah.

She was a tough opponent, though.

Well done, Kei.

Are you hurt, Yoshida?

O-Of course not.

I'm happy to hear that.

I will make you suffer, you happy filths.

Whatever, just sink already.

The cornfield was in good condition, homeroom this morning was peaceful, and as usual...

they were really large.

Hey there, Miss, what cup size are those behemoths?

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I-I'm not telling you that!

But I really wanna know.

Hold it right there, you fool.

Fool?

Yoshida-san's breasts cannot be described using such narrow-minded classifications as H-cup or I-cup.

But if you really must describe them as a cup, they would be the...

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W Cup!

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World Cup?

That's right.

They go beyond bra sizes and reach a world level.

They're world-wide boobs.

You kids!

Big breasts are just massive bags of fat.

All they do is get in the way.

You don't know anything.

Flat is justice!

You...

Educate him on the matter, Boss.

Don't call me Boss.

Call me Onii-chan.

Lolita-kun...

Leave this to me.

Kei...

Men are creatures who instinctively seek motherliness, and it is none other than breasts which symbolize that.

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Therefore, any real man should be drawn to large breasts.

How shallow.

What?

It is true that men are attracted to motherliness. However...

once they reach high school, most guys find their mothers annoying.

When they grow independent of their parents and mature into men, these instincts should kick in.

You seem to be forgetting something very important.

What is it? What is it that I'm forgetting?

Fatherhood instincts!

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Wh-What?!

When a guy matures from a boy to a man, his fatherly instincts awaken.

In other words, a man should show fatherly affection to young girls.

It's only natural for a true man!

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Yay! I'm so high up!

Are you having fun?

Yep.

I love you, Onii-chan!

Seriously, primary school girls are great!

Kei...

So, what about you?

Me?

To be honest, I prefer feet over breasts.

Like the soles of a girl's feet when she's wearing black knee socks,

or the smell of a girl's feet after she's been wearing rubber-soled shoes for a long time during the summer.

Oh, you're tired?

Boob morning, everyone!

Oh, what's the matter?

Shut up, granny!

That's so mean, everyone!

I'm doing my best to keep myself looking as young as possible!

You're just an eyesore!

I'll have to teach you guys a lesson!

Fire up, my Gaia.

Th-This level of Gaia isn't normal for someone her age!

She is one of those lonely beings that are said to appear when couples are formed in this world!

They destroy their own chances of marriage and push through their single lives.

They burn with envy for the young, and they are able to get back up after countless rejections.

She is truly a phoenix!

Run for it, everyone!

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Primary school...

Middle school...

High school...

University...

Employment...

And now, with the days passing at the speed of light, I'm in my forties.

My niece will be entering high school next year, and she has a boyfriend.

Stop!

No! I don't want to be alone!

I'm getting sucked in!

Spending forty Christmases alone must be so painful!

The future... The future is so bleak!

Is this how hard adults have it?

Does it make you want to cry this much?

There are no hopes or dreams!

I'd be better off dead!

Keep it together, young ones!

I'll be taking attendance now.

Here!

In the afternoon, we had home economics.

If we make food tasty,...

...more vegetables will be consumed.

This is Kousaku...

...and Ringo's...

...Home Economics Time!

Home Economics Time!

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Home Economics Time!

The time has finally come.

Now, let's introduce the teacher.

She's a graduate of the Naganawa Cooking School

and a twenty-two-time world champion of the Singles Cooking Contest!

Tamo Agricultural High's home economics teacher, Becky-sensei!

Forty years young!

Young and cute! Young and cute!

So, what will we be making today?

Is that someone's phone?

We're in the middle of a show, so please turn it off.

Oh, my bad. That's my toy.

What the hell are you holding?!

Well then, today we'll be making something that'll make any guy fall head over heels for you!

I'll make you fall for me, Hata-kun.

Shut up.

The trick is to avoid things he dislikes, and make something that he does like.

What do you dislike, Hata-kun?

I'm fine with most things, but if I had to pick something, it'd have to be tokoroten—

Just tell me what you like instead!

We'll start by shaving some bonito flakes.

Okay, everyone, listen carefully.

This is a real dried and smoked bonito.

Take a whiff, Kinoshita-san.

It smells of bonito.

You idiot!

Cut! Cut!

Stop the cameras for a moment!

Home Economics

Home Economics

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What's the matter?

This girl's reaction was shit!

Well, Ringo-chan isn't very good at stuff like that.

That's why girls who are all looks are useless.

If you pull that again, I'll drop you. You hear me?!

We don't need to use the pestle yet, Ringo-chan.

Fine, whatever.

I'll show you how it's done, so watch carefully.

Sniff, sniff. Sniff, sniff.

Oh dear, it has a really strong fishy smell,

but I don't dislike it.

I haven't had this happen before!

Some delicious fluid is flowing from the tip—

Yeah, right!

Ouch.

Sorry, I got to the pre-cum a little too quickly.

Well then, let's have Hata-kun shave some of this

hard, stiff, shiny, fishy co—

The dried and smoked bonito, right? Got it.

Faster!

A little gentler.

With better rhythm!

Do it like you do every night.

I don't!

Next, we'll fill a bowl with rice.

Here you go.

Now we'll get some noodle broth.

Broth

What do you plan on making?

Bon appétit!

It's rice covered in broth.

Isn't that a little dull?

Unlike something fancy, a quick-and-easy dish will be more beneficial to you in the future.

Just imagine.

Every day, it's the same old commute between your workplace and apartment.

You are treated like a nuisance at work, and you're the only one who is never invited to evening gatherings.

When you get home, you collapse into your putrid bed without even bothering to take a shower.

Even on your days off, you sleep in until evening,

and then kill the remaining hours of the day browsing the Internet, leaving you no time for cooking.

Just imagine a life like that.

Fine. Rice covered in broth will do.

Let's continue our lesson!

There are five S's in cooking.

Kinoshita-san, could you please tell us what they are?

There's sugar, salt, sushi vinegar... Huh?

What's next?

Time's up! You didn't get it!

So, what is the fourth one?

Sexual harassment!

But guys get turned on when they see a girl cooking, right?

Of course... we don't.

Welcome home, Kousaku!

Sensei, can we make something soon?

A child?!

No, a dish!

Okay, let me prepare the chopping board.

Oops, my bad. Sorry!

Your chest looks so much like a chopping board, I got them mixed up.

Ringo-chan...

Hold it in for now! It will be over soon, okay?

For dessert, we'll be making strawberries topped with condensed milk.

First, after washing and removing their stems, place the strawberries into a bowl.

Next, we just pour condensed milk on top to finish it off!

I'm not sure if this really counts as a dish.

Oh, sorry! My bad!

I wanted the condensed milk, but I accidentally grabbed something that is milkless instead!

An easy mistake to make!

Hold back!

I'm not flat-chested. My chest just looks small in comparison to the fatty and titty monsters over there.

Who are you calling a fatty?!

Who are you calling a titty monster?!

Sensei, you seem to really have it in for Ringo-chan. Why is that?

I'm jealous!

And you're way too honest!

Don't get cocky just because you're young, no boobs!

I was the idol of this school until you came along!

You're making things up!

Kiss me.

No way!

Fine.

Condensed Milk

Condensed Milk

Condensed Milk

Condensed Milk

Today's dish is you, girl.

I'll make a flat-chested meal out of you!

I'll send you packing.

S-Stop it, you two.

Hold it right there!

A fight in the kitchen should be settled with cooking.

This battle will be fought in the form of a cooking contest!

Judge

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First up, Kinoshita Ringo!

Miso soup?

Judge

This is a rather simple dish.

It could be a safe choice.

So the only thing in it is tofu?

It seems that dark-brown miso paste was used.

Yeah, not bad.

Let's give it a taste, then.

What is this flavor?!

The stock has a raw feeling like that of seafood and a strong fermented odor like local miso paste.

It has this really odd taste, but for some reason, I can't get enough of it.

What is this strange, rich flavor?

This has transcended the level of miso soup!

This could be called the soup of life!

It just tastes strange to me.

It's kinda sour and has some strange raw feeling.

Where did you get the stock for this miso soup, Ringo-chan?!

Indoor shoes.

I extracted all the flavor from the darkened parts of the soles.

That's terrible.

It gave the soup a dark-brown color.

So you used the dark-brown miso paste to explain the coloration.

Do we even need to continue this match?

You're right.

Not even the teacher could make something this bad.

Well, we should at least give hers a try.

Where's your dish, Sensei?

It's right here.

My ultimate dish!

Just rice?

Um, where are the toppings?

They're right here!

Gross!

That's just gross!

If you don't hurry, then they might go bad.

But they already are bad!

How can you even still be a teacher at this point?!

How have you not been fired yet?!

My father is a local politician.

That explains it!

Come and eat me, everyone!

Devour me up! Especially the boys!

That's right. Mess me up.

Huh? Wait. No.

I didn't mean it like that!

Ready... and throw.

Help me, Baz—

If we make food tasty...

...more vegetables will be consumed.

Home Economics Time!

End

So there you have it. It was just an ordinary day, with nothing out of the ordinary happening.

If there's anything to note, it would be when we were heading back after going shopping...

Is this it?

Yeah.

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If it doesn't look too serious, should we participate?

But we've never played as a band before.

I'm sure we'll manage if we work together.

Yeah, and if we're not confident in our musical abilities, we can also go for appearance with visual kei.

If we use a lot of makeup, it'll also act as a disguise for Kinoshita.

Hm, visual kei...

That sounds cool!

Visual kei, huh?

Corn is amazing!

Something like that?

No way.

So that's it, huh?

It's tiny.

But it looks like we'll be able to participate, then.

Yeah, let's do it!

Next up is AKB40.

AKB40?

That's...

I missed you all!

Becky?!

I see. So that's what it stood for.

AKB40 stands for...

Aged, kooky teacher, Becky, forty years old.

Aged

Kooky Teacher

Becky

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Okay, everyone, here's my song: Pony-Tailed Forty-Year-Old.

We share the same family name

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Don't mess it up

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I'm waiting for you at the door

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Am I hearing things?

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I want to get married

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I want to do it now

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There's no time to waste

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I will catch you

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This ponytailed girl will never give up on her prey

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Thank you!

Thank you, everyone!

Wow.

What's going on?

Wedding ceremonies.

She's been invited to other people's wedding ceremonies for the past twenty years.

Having been a bridesmaid so many times, she ended up mastering many different kinds of entertainment.

I see...

My next song is called Everyday Middle-Aged Smell.

I hope you—

School Trunks

School Trunks.