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Wait, what?

What?

It's 2 o'clock.

You've been laid there all day.

What?

It's 2 o'clock and you're still on the couch.

Get up. Don't you have anything to do?

Let's take a nap.

It's Saturday.

What do you mean? How did I have to get the laziest stepbrother?

You Americans are all the same.

Because we take naps?

Oh, God.

You don't take naps in England?

Not... all all day isn't a nap okay what did you want something you just wake me

up because i'm just sick of the sight of you lazing around laying on the couch

all day it's disgusting like get up and do something what do you want me to do

anything just anything

okay well i mean i could play video games or something oh my god you're all

the same

So lazy.

What's wrong with playing video games?

It's such a loser hobby.

What? I thought you were going to spend your life playing a video game, mate.

I can't go around hacking people up with swords in real life.

Oh, fuck.

Honestly, why did my dad have to bring me here?

Because he fell in love with my mom.

I don't even know what he sees in her, honestly. She's not even hot.

I mean, I don't know. I mean, I think she looks good.

Why can't you try that? You've only been over here for like three weeks.

Yeah.

I just, I don't understand, like, did all British people have such a bad

attitude?

I think you bring it out in me.

I don't want to be here.

There's lots of great stuff about America. Like, there's...

We have like cheeseburgers like we have like normal food over here I know over

there you guys like you still eating like you know war rations and stuff and

like beans and wet toast and stuff. That's why you're all so fat.

We are well if there's a bad winter then it's good to have a little extra a

few extra pounds for bad weather. Are you serious?

Yeah we're not all fat.

I mean some of us you know are a little bit.

I think you just gotta give it a chance over here.

There's a lot of good stuff in America.

I can't find any decent guys.

There's every type of guy over here.

That's what you need. You just need to find a boyfriend. No, they're all the

same. They're all like you.

They're all like you. They just want to play video games, go fishing.

What's wrong with taking a girl out to a nice restaurant?

And I don't mean burgers and the shit that you eat.

What's, what's wrong with that?

I just, honestly, I'm so stressed out here.

I, I just think, I don't, I don't know.

I think you just got to give it a chance. I mean, like she's got a

negative attitude.

We could like.

You know like we could go like on a hike in the woods I asked you like last week

to do that and that's fun Last two minutes on a hike I just thought

you'd want to just sit down and like Play games on your face. You said you

didn't want to go cuz you were afraid of spiders and stuff and bugs biting you

That's better than staying in here you're just like

You should just, I just, you need to learn to relax a little bit.

Okay? Like, you're my, like, you're my stepsister now.

So, like, and I'm your brother, so, like, we're, like, you just gotta, like,

accept it.

Like, your dad's not gonna just take you back over to London Town next week,

okay? London Town.

London Town. Really?

Let me see. Did you even...

go to school a little bit i don't pay attention very much obviously

i just like i don't know like you're annoying and

mean but i'm annoying yes wow you're literally i i might be lazy and

kind of fat or whatever but like i'm not harassing you you're waking me up to

just yell at me about i don't even know about what

because all you this is all you do i i do plenty other stuff you've only been

here a few weeks go fishing and this lay around the house i'm

so lazy i vape too oh my god wow you know what

you need to do you like massages

Yeah, why?

Let me give you a massage for a minute. Well, that would be weird.

Why?

Because you're my stepbrother.

So what?

So you're probably like a perv or something.

I'm not a perv.

Let me just give you a massage for a minute.

Really? You'll like it, I swear. I'm like good at them. I give girls massages

all the time.

See, it's a foot massage.

Like, how's that supposed to be weird?

Well, you're probably one of these weird foot guys.

No. I bet you're into feet. You seem the type.

It's not.

I'm just like, it'll just feel good. Just try to relax.

See, it's not that bad, right?

Okay, it's not that bad.

you sure you're not getting off on this no i'm gonna get off rubbing your feet

that's so stupid i'm just trying to be nice i'm trying to be a good brother

okay just relax okay i know you hate me because i'm lazy

and play video games or whatever weird stupid stuff but i'm actually like

pretty cool you got to know me a little bit

It's pretty good.

Okay, it's not that bad.

I mean, brother, trust me. I don't lie to you.

That's what she needed.

Wait.

What is that?

What?

I knew you were a foot weirdo. I fucking knew it.

Okay. Okay, yeah, maybe I, like, feed a little bit or whatever.

So what?

What does that matter?

What's wrong with you?

What? I knew you were doing that for pervy reasons.

I was doing it because you needed to relax a little bit.

That was for you. That wasn't for me.

I mean, okay, you've got nice feet or whatever.

I mean,

listen, it's not even like that weird.

Do I have a boner or whatever?

it is you're my brother yeah yeah okay but like in america it's really not that

it's not really that weird to like you know like do stuff with your stepsister

it happens all the time yes it is that's so weird no i'm just saying in america

it's not no that only happens in porn that's not you're full of well yeah it's

like a porn thing but it's like you know like based on a true story kind of thing

you are so full of i'm not i'm just saying okay whatever i just Yeah, like,

you're, okay, you're, like, you're my sister now, but, like, you're just,

you're pretty hot, though, I'm just saying, like, if you ever want help with

that stuff.

You'd have a shit little dick anyway, I know it.

No, I don't.

Look, look, all I'm saying is, like, when's the last time you had sex?

Back in England.

So it's, like, been, like, over a month?

Yeah.

Okay, well, see, is that normal?

No.

Okay, well, I'm just saying, like...

i'm just saying like i'm really good at sex and i'm your brother and like i

doubt that you're in america now and it's like i'm just saying i could help

you out with some of that stuff and it's not weird over here and like you

feel way better you're all like sexually frustrated i can tell yeah but you tell

people i won't tell anybody see it's like in america it's like you know you

do that stuff you just don't talk about it or whatever but it's like everybody

just kind of knows it's like not a big deal i mean i am sexually frustrated i'm

just my cock's like nice like you probably like it i doubt that all right

whatever so i mean you're lost why don't you just show me

but if it's bad like i won't go easy on you i will tell you okay i don't care

hmm okay it's not as bad as I was thinking but yeah

my ex-boyfriend in England was better than this

it's

been so long since

I haven't had dick in so long.

It was kind of nice.

Yeah, see?

Yeah.

You should like... You should like spit on it.

Why? I'm not doing that.

Well, because then it would get like all the way hard. Don't you want to see it

like all the way hard?

I suppose.

Don't tell anyone again. I won't.

Yeah,

just like that.

It's getting harder.

Okay.

It is quite nice.

But like, it's so weird that you're circumcised.

What are you talking about?

I'm just not used to that.

Like... Guys aren't circumcised over here?

Not many guys.

I've never had one before.

I don't... Like, I don't really know what to do with it. Yeah, but it looks

weird when it's uncircumcised.

That's just how we do it over here. This looks weird.

And why are you so hairy? Don't you shave over here?

I mean, some guys do.

I just... I'm, like, lazy, I guess.

It's more rustic.

It would be so much better if you shaved.

Okay, I will.

I mean, I think you should just, just relax and like, you know, just like put

your mouth on it or something.

I'm not doing that.

Why not? I know you want to.

Oh my God, you guys are so nice.

Yeah.

If I put it in my mouth, you can't tell you know what I mean. I swear to... I'm

like a tiny body.

Okay.

I do kind of want to suck it. Okay.

Oh, my God.

Hmm.

I can't believe I'm sucking my brother's cock.

I told you it's fine.

This is all your fault. You made me do this.

I didn't make you do anything.

I'm just trying to help you.

No. I'm telling you, it's like, it's just, you're an American now, okay? It's

not even a bad thing.

Just relax.

You can stop if you want.

I don't want to. Okay.

Are you sure this is normal here? I swear.

I swear to God, it's totally normal.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Take her back in England.

Okay, whatever.

I don't believe you.

Did I put it in your pussy?

No, I'm not doing that.

What do you mean you're not doing that?

I know you were horny.

We'd have to wear a condom. You're my brother.

come inside you yeah you're a weirdo you will i won't i swear to god just get on

top of me and like if you want you can just pretend it's like somebody else or

something i swear i'm not gonna come with you okay i've had sex a bunch of

times before okay just don't tell anyone okay i

swear i won't

No.

make sure you don't i swear okay you're just like we can do this but

This is so bad.

I haven't been fortunate.

Like, it just, like, happened, you know?

You promised you wouldn't.

Yeah, but your pussy is, like, really tight, and I feel... Sorry.

I did kind of want you to anyway.

You did?

Yeah. You're crazy.

Oh, fuck.

Listen, you're going to do just fine in this country.

You just got to stick with me.