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hey good morning Mickey Doughnut

hell yeah dude I'm fucking starving you're on my mind

thank you hey did you hear the news

Skeeter's gonna be for right now

you're lying seriously did you hear that

it's a beautiful day it's a beautiful

day I can't believe it yeah your dough looks good

though what the fuck

oh yes okay I'll see you then thank you so much

did you get those reports in

yeah I made sure you got them

I think

they were supposed to come in

around 30 minutes ago though oh

no I think there's a small delay we should be

receiving them in 30 minutes okay sounds good

this just gives us more time to have some fun

absolutely

you know what Nikki's such a good guy I mean he's always bringing us donuts

every day oh yeah he's my bro he always

every single morning I wake up he always brings me

some type of breakfast

although I wish he would like eat some more protein

oh yeah you know what you should work on that yeah but

still he's such a nice guy bringing us food like yeah

I mean who can complain yeah I know

it's free food what am I gonna say no exactly

maybe tomorrow I'll get him like egg

whites or something

maybe get him like a card

yeah yeah that's probably more considerate

oh well I think he'll be OK either way oh yeah I'm sure

let's just make sure you're nice and ready

for like the next meeting

oh yeah I'm more than ready I got everything

wrapped up I have all my reports

checked out I had someone to double

check it for me and you're gonna triple

check it so of course mm hmm

I think I'll I'll be okay

I'm ready just gotta get it over with and go home

I'll make sure everything goes as smoothly as possible

oh you better of course

so uh

how's your relationship with Waspman going

it's been pretty cool he

invited me to his party it was actually pretty

pretty nice oh that's good yeah but

I don't know I don't think I could just go back to one of his parties

though I don't know if I could they're fun but

you gotta work on it it's weird

it's at work and wants to party

all the time you know what I mean like

it's not that weird

I mean we do such a good job of getting everything

in on time I know but still

it just I can't wrap my head

around it work is work you

know we deliver so many loads every single day

I mean can you believe our statistics right now oh

yeah they are looking pretty good actually

with how many sales that we're getting

I think it's only expected that we

let loose a little bit then I can understand

here OK

see there you go

you just see needed to see the rest of the company

side of things

I know but it's kind of hard to sit back and relax with everything

you know

um that case just let me take the lead

oh

hi this is Liana from corporate

how many shipments would you need

I'm sure I can get you an associate for that right now

let me just connect you to them

okay thank you so much bye

you know with all these calls that have been directed

to Penelope I really think that she should be getting

a raise more than Peter should be

yeah I can agree with you every time I look back in

look at his face it just doesn't sit right with me

yeah I mean he's kind of a tool

I mean the way he fucks all of the girls in the office

I mean compared to Penelope

Penelope is just so professional I know

she definitely should have had it

she services everyone with

just the right amount of sucking

I just can't figure out her technique

I don't know but whatever she does

it's working it's amazing

and it's obvious that Nikki has a crush on her

I really think they should just get to talking

yeah I know but Nikki

is something distracting you

just something I thought in my head I see

just let me know if something else pops

oh shit yeah wait what time is it oh it's 10:13 oh shit

oh shit

oh oh hahaha

OK I have a meeting to get to oh

do you wanna continue this later at lunch

oh yeah for sure OK

oh shit

see you later see you later

yes hello I'll get that to you right away

hey James want a donut yes I do

where's Willow Nick is that your melodious voice I hear

oh there you are oh

oh um is that the same outfit you wore

last night yeah what time did you leave the club leave

they technically had to kick me out last night

oh man it was way too fun you shouldn't have left oh

I mean you're always the first one out bro

I couldn't have stuck around I mean

I just I had to prep for today's meeting

yeah

oh fuck I completely forgot don't even sweat it

I already put the sales report over in your inbox so

you're a lifesaver no don't sweat it

I was thinking we're such good friends

maybe we should try to be something else over drinks

no no that's too much um

I can't help but think

we're a pretty good fit and no that that's not it ugh

fuck

ugh what do I say what do I say

hey Phoebe hey

you know I can't have sweets this early in the morning

ah if only I had known

you know me too well yeah I guess

thank you you're welcome

so how's it going next best selling author

well I don't know about that um but

I actually was thinking about

asking you if you wanted to maybe I don't know

probably

trying to find my words for it but oh yes made a sale

let's go oh yeah yeah yeah yeah

good job sure is hell yeah whoa whoa

come on now guys you gotta keep up ah yeah maybe um

OK that'd be great that'd be great

give me time to look over and before we go out

that's all it should work great

alright one second let me get this real fast OK yeah

come on man up high come on hey same team Nick

all right all right jellyfish oh jellyfish

haha it's cute

congrats and bless well I appreciate it alright and uh

what you got there don't want some

ugh gross no thank you you know

maybe you should stick to a

protein breakfast maybe you'll see gains that way

thanks for the tip no problem

what's up Penelope

hi how you doing good you know I've been

really working on this pitch right and it wouldn't

hurt having one of the office brightest minds

tell me what they think

okay I can do that yeah you wanna go sure thanks yeah

okay

sounds good thank you

I'll be right back and then we can finish our conversation

oh

oh oh

oh

oh I promise I'll be right back sure sure

all right

uh

Mondays huh yeah

so when do you think you're gonna take your vacation

button

I think I'm gonna take it next month

it's just so busy right now

my schedule's so filled up I'm insane here

yeah three meetings this week

are you due for promotion soon I think so

I mean you've been working

so hard I mean I'm here every day

the amount of stuff that they have me do

you know so many hard things I mean you deserve it

I know just that

thick stack of papers you get through every day I know

it's crazy

oh fuck

February does sound like a nice time to go on vacation

I mean that place is so much fun

oh

you can smoke a joint on the beach

I mean it's really sounds amazing

it's getting fucked up coffee right

I know it's just so much fun

you know what's even better what

just sitting at your desk after you finished

all of your paperwork

I'm just being so impressed

with how much work you did in one day

I just love getting a nice hot load after a long day at

work

I really feel like it improves my work experience

hey so did you ask her out yet

I mean

I was going to but

Peter kind of got in the middle of it so are you

guys going to that party later oh Willow's party yeah

I mean I might pop by but I'm not sure if I'll go

I was thinking about bringing a

date over there today yeah yeah tonight awesome I mean

I'm kind of out of date later so I might

go I'm not sure yet

oh it makes sense yeah we'll see how it goes

there's always another party true I mean

there's always parties out here

what about you Alex are you going

yeah I think I'll be there OK

I might stop by then I'm not sure

this should be a good time I I mean I hope so

it's a party it should be fun true true but

yeah

who else is going do you know no I don't

I'm just so out of the loop with these things

I mean that's okay

well I mean I guess you'll

see when you get there yeah right yeah

is it maybe on me I think yeah that's my date oh nice

thank you thank you

there's always gonna be way more parties to go to

oh I know

and especially cause it's warming up outside so

all the pool parties

did you know the boss has the coolest pool

I haven't been to his pool yet oh it's

so fucking nice there's

palm trees all right alongside of it yeah

it's just so beautiful

I'm really gonna have to check it out next time you are

I mean next time he has one

you should definitely try to go yeah

yeah

have you been to one of the boss's parties yet

no not yet no yet they're so much fun they say they are

that guy knows how to throw down I mean yeah he does

Yo Nikki back to earth put it well

I don't know I'm just thinking she's so

I don't know maybe Peter do me a favor

she's I guess she's kind of selective and

yeah not exactly that I don't know

come on now oh what's that for

I'm trying come on now whoa

is my son's hostile at work environment

no no no

no he's just been really upset

lately and I'm just trying to cheer him up

oh really I mean it's not it's nothing really

oh Nikki why don't you come to my office

maybe this is a job for HR to handle come on

can you believe last one's quarter days

I know they were so

so good we've really been growing as a company I know

I guess it really pays off when

all your co workers are happy

oh my gosh I bet you're gonna do great on your work performance

review don't I sure hope so oh definitely

I should definitely

do well in my performance right here

oh you're doing amazing

amazing I've done nothing but good things you know

absolutely

and I'm just gonna have to keep

working really hard to bring mine up

I'm sure you can do it

if I spend more time learning from you I think I will

I mean I have a lot I can teach you

so what's going on between you and Nikki

I can see you have a lot to say about him I

really like him I really like him yeah yeah

I don't really

hate this man but I don't really like him

oh I mean yeah that sounds really complex

but I'm sure if you just talk to him some more

your feelings will come out for each other

oh my gosh wait

I'm so sorry I just forgot about my meeting

what I didn't miss my meeting

I missed my meeting too

oh God damn

oh

thank you thank you thank you

I think your break's over

okay I'll see you later yes ma'am

hey Charlie you wanted to see me hey

let me sit down okay

so yeah I wanted to talk to you about your performance

yeah it's been a little

spotty lately yeah I mean usually

you're super consistent

and you're one of my top players

but can you tell me what's been going on

I don't know I don't know it's just been a little bit

I don't know

I've been a little distracted I guess it seems like it

usually you're one of my star players

and it seems so weird I know that you're not just

out there in front of everyone you know

taking the field you know really just

oh Nikki

is it that Penelope girl you've been talking about

I see I see yes have you even talked to her I mean

I I don't want to yeah

well you know you could always

do something to catch her attention

you know you could always

you know pay a compliment you know

tell her she has pretty eyes I don't know really what

yeah of course it would totally work

I just don't know what to do

about this whole problem I know well

I mean it's something we can always discuss

I'm so glad you came in here hey Charlie oh hey Mickey

hey how are you hey got those papers

that you asked me for oh thank you so much of course

yeah we can uh

hop over and uh look at those later today I mean

I can take this one to the couch and I can uh

see you later tonight and uh we'll go over these okay

that sounds perfect thanks so much

Alex of course just let me know we'll see you

here we go just get comfy

really should clear your mind

yeah I know I'm so distracted lately

I'm glad those reports came in at least

I've been waiting on those

I promise I'll make sure my reports

come in in a timely fashion

oh well

take all the time you need I just want your best performance

can't take too much time I like having out of the way too

it's just

I just need to clear my head

I just feel like every time you come in

there's always something no that's not entirely true

you said it yourself I'm one of your

most consistent players so

I promise I won't fall behind

yeah I know

just

you know maybe I just need to go for it and just

just ask Penelope out yeah it's such a good idea

yeah it was such a good idea

hmm

well have you thought about where

honestly I haven't really put that much thought into it

probably I do we have to

hmm what's that

I said all you gotta do is ask her I know take a shot

I really should maybe if I take a shot

you know I won't be as distracted

I mean either she says yes or she says no either way

you know exactly how my answer right exactly

ah

I mean how long have you guys known each other well

only about a year now you know when she first started

here

and

I know that's not that long but I don't know

we get along really well we seem to connect on

a lot of levels

so I just feel

like I see you guys have great conversations I mean

I just seem to have a lot in common yeah

as I said we connect on so many levels

so I just I can't feel like

it's like kind of meant to be you know

so

I don't know I mean you guys

I don't know you guys seem like you would be ugh

I hate to say it but you guys

would be a really cute couple you really think so yes

I mean oh you guys are with the same height

oh God your eyes with hers would be so hmm good

hmm

don't you think you guys would look so cute together

of course

I think about it all the time

don't you can't stop thinking about it yeah but

she's a good worker too so were you

oh God you guys as a team I can only imagine

probably accomplish a lot oh God you guys can

do so much together

I mean

just kind of takes me back to when I first saw her

oh you know

where did I see where did you first see her

on the office oh of course oh that cute little

thing she came with that cute little blue

skirt oh my God I know oh

and it's just like sunbeams

through her hair

smile lit up the entire office it's just

so cute I know oh my God

you were just love at first sight huh

I guess you could say that yeah

it's just sort of like I don't know story of romance

kind of running through my head oh

you guys are gonna be just like

this romance this romance this love story ah

you guys are gonna be the greatest romance

an office romance I can see it now ah

you guys will make each other so happy

you just gotta do it you just gotta go out there

oh see what you want

yeah and just go for it just go for it yeah

just go for it right yeah come on I mean

just go for it

see eyes on the prize

believe me she'll come to you

yeah just show her how great you are you're such a great guy

okay

oh

I'll show her how great I am yeah

how did you do that exactly

I mean I don't know why you just don't tell her one of your funny

jokes you're so funny

I am yes you make me laugh all the time

I'm not really trying to

well I think you're hilarious

I bet you can make her laugh

yeah yeah you can make her do lots of things yeah

oh I guess I am kind of funny sometimes

you have great jokes you make Liana laugh

you're so helpful oh she's such a sweetheart too yeah

well don't let Peter

get in your way though I see him I see him

around the office

I know he's he's a troublemaker

and all the girls seem to like him

but let me tell you Nikki

you have something that these other boys don't OK what

you have tenacity you keep going for what you want

and you're gonna get it OK just don't give up OK OK

I won't

give up you have to show her what you really want

you know you can't

just lay around and take it you really have to

get in there

ah I'm doing what you need to do

just gotta put myself out there you do okay

get yourself in there get in the game you know

sometimes you really just gotta get your head in there

you know

I'm just gonna get my head in there

I have my head back on straight very true

ah then I'm sure I'll be able to focus

better on work of course I mean

ah

oh once you get that straight

ah everything will come easier for you

you know you can't

be afraid to go for what you want you know I know

you know sometimes you just

have to take initiative I guess so

initiative is important you gotta be assertive

I mean

every guy love every woman loves an assertive man

he knows what he wants and just does it yeah and I mean

how is she supposed to know if I don't at least tell her

exactly you have to make your intent known

you know or else how is she supposed to know right

women love communication don't forget that oh

if you tell us what you like

we can do it for you hmm oh

hmm

right

mean it's all about getting what you want isn't it ah

and she's what you want right that's she's all I want

ah that's right so let's be honest Nikki

if you want her uh huh you should go get her

before someone else does

haha OK hello yeah go for it Nikki I mean

no one deserves it more than you right

oh

you deserve this I do oh you deserve this

I deserve you totally deserve this I deserve oh

say it back to me I deserve this I deserve

this I deserve

this oh yes you do you deserve it I absolutely

deserve everything I do I deserve everything

yeah you're gonna get it aren't you I'm gonna get it you're gonna get it

I'm gonna get it oh yeah get it yeah

you're gonna get it I'm

definitely gonna get it yes you're gonna get it

and she's gonna say yes yes she is and we're

we're gonna be happy oh you're gonna be so

and I have perfect a dog oh yeah and a house fence

oh it's so cute I can see it now

oh yes you're gonna have it all

yes you're gonna get it aren't you

yes go get it I'm gonna get it

yeah reach out there and fucking

grab it I'm gonna fucking grab it oh yes

yeah oh yeah it's perfect oh god I can't wait oh yeah

oh yeah oh yeah you're gonna give it to me oh

give it to her yeah

give it to her and I'm gonna get it oh yes you're gonna get it and

her and I are both gonna get

it everyone's gonna get it we're all gonna get it oh

everyone's getting raises we're gonna have it

we're gonna have all of it oh yes everybody

uh huh oh yes

oh oh you're getting raised I maybe I don't know

we'll have to see that'll be great I'm gonna get it

you're gonna get it yeah I'm gonna get it

oh yeah I'm gonna get the raise

get that oh huh oh yeah

you know I need to get that oh yeah oh yeah

I'm gonna get it I'm gonna get it I'm gonna get it

I'm gonna get it I'm gonna get it

hmm haha oh haha oh my God

oh yeah Adam boy way to go get them yeah hmm

alright now before you go uh

huh let me give you these forms okay official HR

of course you can give it to her

you got this OK I got this

now get out there I'm gonna get it

alright alright I'm gonna get it alright I'm gonna

get it I'm gonna get it I'm gonna get it bad boy

I deserve this I deserve this I deserve

it's great yeah we'll have all that

like Chinese food and all that

OK cool sounds good it's all my place

I'll be there alright

hey working hard or hard are you working

Nikki oh you know just stopping to smell the roses OK

listen I just got a hot date with the office Mamacita

Penelope oh oh yeah you know her

a little bit is she a freak do you know what she likes

oh actually you know what

she's a little reserved might not be your type

listen well I'm giving her a VIP tour of the pad

if you know what I mean

that's that's that's great I mean maybe it'll go well

probably won't I don't know why I asked you you're such a dork

anyways peace man

I deserve this

oh hey Penelope hey

how's it going it's going how about you

it is what it is yeah terrible day too ugh

don't even get me started

what about you

I just feel kind of lost every time I you know have an

idea it always gets turned down

you just gotta keep trying you know

what about that really good idea you had that uh

the Japanese merger I don't want to even propose that

it's just gonna get shot down like everything

oh come on it's a solid idea

you just gotta keep at it you gotta

you know as you always tell me shoot your shot

yeah I'll do that when you write your book

that should sell

so are you not gonna write your book anymore

honestly I have better things to do with my time and

nobody wants to read my shit

Mickey

you need to take your own advice and shoot your shot

like what the hell

it's just not worth it

what do you mean it's not worth it

who cares about me and my books

I care you have great ideas

you care isn't paying the bills

I mean you've worked so hard you can't just give up

I mean I'm just shooting my shot tonight

oh yeah the

date you have with Peter right we're just friends and

it's my way of getting him to talk to me about my idea

I don't think that's what he thinks but

I mean you're going on a date with like the biggest tool in the universe

like Penelope

he's not just a tool he's the whole goddamn tool shed

what I can do to try to get you know get my

you know get this going

you're right you're right I mean

my advice right shoot your shot like yeah pitch it

see what happens right yeah I do give up

pretty good advice you do

yeah I mean good luck with that let me know how it goes

um do you mind actually looking over it for me

yeah of course I don't mind at all

perfect thank you so much I'll look over it in the

talked on some notes whatever I can do to help

help a little bit thank you

so you're going to that party later right yeah

well it was pretty much forcing me to go so

I guess I'll go

I mean I heard there's gonna be a lot of cute girls there so

I don't really care about that but hey

maybe if it doesn't go so well I'll uh

see you at the party yeah I'll see you there

alright cool bye

I'll see you tomorrow alright bye

I mean I can't believe you're not gonna do this anymore

you've

worked so hard at it and you need to take your own advice

and shoot your own shot

I mean I can't really argue with that logic

I mean you've worked so hard you can't just give up

I mean I'm just shooting my shot tonight

oh yeah the

date you have with Peter right we're just friends and

it's my way of getting him to talk to me about my idea

I don't think that's what he thinks but

I mean you're going on a date with like the biggest tool in the universe

like Penelope

he's not just a tool he's the whole goddamn toolshed

it's what I can do to try to get you know get my

you know get this going

you're right you're right I mean

my advice right shoot your shot like yeah pitch it

see what happens right yeah I do give up

pretty good advice you do

yeah I mean good luck with that let me know how it goes

um do you mind actually looking over it for me

yeah of course I don't mind at all

perfect thank you so much I'll look over it and

talked on some notes whatever I can do to help

help a little bit thank you

so you're going to that party later right yeah

well it was pretty much forcing me to go so

I guess I'll go

I mean I heard there's gonna be a lot of cute girls there so

I don't really care about that

but hey

maybe if it doesn't go so well I'll uh

see you at the party yeah I'll see you there

alright cool alright bye

I'll see you tomorrow alright bye

you made it I did wow you look so cute today thank you

let me take a look at you

oh my God

hey um I'm sorry but

this is a party you're gonna have to get up and dance

I don't know how to dance are you serious

none of us do we just get up and do it I guess

make yourself

comfortable I prepared a little something for us

it looks delicious thank you

of course gotta keep the ladies happy you know yeah

it's like that song I love so much

started from the bottom now I'm here huh

you know

my dad owns a company

built it from the ground up and a damn good job he did

but uh I had to make myself you know I'm my own man

and I got ideas too it's like that saying

my dad got the engine going but I'mma keep it running

and honestly what I'm looking for

it's a good passenger

I mean I have some ideas too oh yeah

I love to hear some but let's take a selfie first

okay ready

awesome let me send to my buddy hope you don't mind

okay

so I was thinking um hold on that's him right there

hold on what's up pussy hahaha

you saw the photo she's hot huh yeah kind of on a date

okay look

I'm just gonna tell you this because you're my friend and I care about you

hmm

Penelope doesn't like you

she just thinks of you as a friend I mean

something would have happened

already if she was into you

look she's on a date right now see look

I told you oh

yeah but there's so many cute girls here go talk to them

I don't know how to talk to these girls here

I grab these notes from your office

what are you gonna do with this stuff for

just listen here's some pickup lines

go use them so just like what talk to them like I'm

one of my characters in the book yeah exactly

like you're the main character

now go use those lines on them

you really think this will work

I think so I mean I'm always right I'm like a sexy Yoda

go be the main character of your own story

okay give it a roll I guess okay good

come on Bobby you know how this game works

exactly don't be a pussy like your dad alright

hey look uh we'll talk about it later alright

I'm kind of on a date

right alright brother cool

OK if your booty

cheeks were an audience I'd make them clap all day

if your booty cheeks were if your booty cheeks

if your booty cheeks were an audience I'd

make them clap all day

hey if your booty cheeks

were audience I'd clap the audience up

oh man I totally butchered that

I'm sorry go ahead

oh I was gonna talk to you about my business ideas um

peace

I found a way we could get into the Japanese market

and okay you know expand internationally

listen just trying to put myself out there

you know these pickup lines and stuff

just you

you girls look really great and I just wanted to see if maybe you wanted to dance or something

with our company

um

uh huh yep yeah yeah

no you're not even paying attention to me sure am Nikki

what are you doing

here why wouldn't I be here I'm here to cheer you on

well thank you

I just don't feel like he's listening to me at all

keep pitching your idea it's solid you got this

thank you I just wish he was more like you well

nobody's perfect right but uh you know you have a good

idea and you just gotta keep it going you gotta wear down his defenses

and he's gonna listen I believe in you thank you Nikki

Nikki we're your co workers

you don't need to be awkward around us

yeah we'll dance with you just

don't say another pickup line

I could work with that especially that one

oh my gosh

here this will be good for you I hope you get over here

Penelope are you happy with this

kinda but what about us

what about us you're on a date with the biggest

tool in the office I just want you to be happy

so if this makes you happy

kinda does I don't care

Mickey hello yeah oh yeah are we gonna go do this

yes

so you know I thought that would be great for us financially

as well as opening up international relationships

so what do you think

I think it's cute cute

yeah I think it's cute you pitching it

I'm trying to be serious about this

like this is something I wanna do

alright look if we're talking seriously

we got enough guys that handle the ideas you know

up in their office so

maybe we should let them worry about all the ideas

alright don't worry about that stuff

you know Nikki

I brought this up to him and he thought this was a great

idea

Nikki Nikki

listen if he liked it then it's surely a shitty idea

I mean let's be honest

the guy looks like he gets sympathy pussy

he's the biggest loser he's my friend

I think he's a loser okay if this is gonna happen

my girl can't be caught chilling with that loser okay

now

how about

I go empty my tank put on my smash suit

and uh what do you say we have some dessert huh

be right back

what the fuck

user

you ready to have some fun huh

you ready

no I think I'm gonna leave go where are you going

I just got my smash

suit on I can't take it off now unless you know

I mean I pitched you my idea

and you made fun of my friend and said it was cute

I heard what you said

alright the whole Japanese food thing I heard you

I wasn't even talking about Japanese food at all

you know

I'mma go please don't leave alright I was listening

so you're breaking up with me is that it

no one breaks up with me OK this is your first time oh

I'm gonna go now you're serious

no you're not why don't go

come on you can't be serious no one rejects me

I'll hear your idea

no one rejects me no one

come on hahaha

oh my gosh here sit right in the middle right there

yeah

here let me try some

haha

here we go yeah take his fucking dick

mm hmm haha

mm hmm

hmm hmm hmm hmm

hmm

yeah I bet she can't do this

yeah

hmm

oh God

hmm

oh

hmm

hmm yeah

hmm

he tastes good doesn't he

there you go Penelope who

who is Penelope yeah who is she

yes

yeah I know he's loving this right now

yeah mmm

ah

ah ah ah

yeah for damn sure she is not doing what you're doing

oh haha

that's so good ah

haha

I feel good

hmm

ah ah ha ha

yeah you're about to have some more of us get up

hmm hmm

oh hmm

let's all get on that coffee

hmm

oh

oh okay

hmm hmm

is that ah oh fuck

you wanna fuck us now

oh my God definitely

haha

oh my God

hmm

yeah but now his pussy doesn't feel like this does it

fuck

yeah

oh ah

huh huh huh

huh huh

what

fuck yeah

oh God

oh yeah

fuck

oh

yeah

oh yeah

oh

shit oh

my God

oh my God

fuck oh

ah

does that feel good you like that

of course

oh my God

hmm

hmm hmm hmm

hmm hmm

hmm hmm yeah fucking shit

oh

yeah

yeah

oh God

oh shit

you guys wanna switch yes it's your turn

oh my God

oh

my

ooh

you're so fucking wet

there you go

oh yeah yeah

take it oh fuck

hold it in Nikki

is he gonna make you come

no

I think he already fucking did yeah

oh

oh yeah

your turn in fair is fair

oh God oh

oh haha

oh haha

oh haha

oh haha oh

haha

oh

haha

oh my God you do that

oh

yeah throw that ass back on him

he fucking deserves this

give him that pussy he actually deserves

yeah look at that fat ass

look at that shit don't worry

yeah keep your eyes on that

there you fucking go

yeah yeah yeah

oh oh

oh oh

oh oh oh

oh oh oh

oh oh

hmm

oh huh huh huh huh

huh huh huh

huh huh

oh

huh huh huh

oh my God

oh fuck shit

oh my God

huh huh huh huh

huh huh huh

huh huh

huh huh huh huh

huh huh

hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm

hmm hmm hmm

oh

what do you need to get on top

I'm getting worn out over here by you ladies

you try

ah

fuck

you yeah

oh my God

oh my God

hmm hmm hmm

hmm hmm

yeah

oh my God

that's right there fuck

oh yeah fuck

oh yeah

oh that Penelope can't do this

you know we have a butt like this

hahaha who

hahaha he's getting the hang of it hahaha

oh my God

oh oh

oh oh

yeah

that feels nice

haha

damn look at all that haha

oh

yeah

oh my God

haha

oh yeah haha

I'm so glad Nikki can have this

so he can get over that fucking girl exactly

oh

yeah yeah

oh my God

here why don't you fucking ride him

got it

oh fuck

that feels good

yeah fucking arms up back girl there you go

hmm

yes

oh yeah yeah

yeah yeah

hmm hmm

hmm hmm

hmm hmm hmm

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yeah

hmm hmm hmm hmm

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oh

yeah

yeah yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah

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oh yeah

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ha ha ha

ha ha

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ha ha

ha ha

ha ha oh fuck

oh fuck

oh my fucking God

huh huh huh

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hmm hahaha

fuck that

we want that fucking cum all over our face

come on come on

I want to pull that worm all over us

hmm

haha

hmm haha

oh so much oh

it's so warm haha

ah hmm ah hmm

ah hmm ah hmm

ah hmm ah hmm

ah

hmm

ah hmm

yummy

hell yeah do we make your night a little better

I guess you could say that

who's Penelope yeah

who's that

see that's what best friends are for right

right

hi hi

hey there how are you

I didn't think you were coming

I'm good hey

what up hello

hi have you seen Mickey

and yeah he's uh

he's in the room like right around the corner

oh perfect

thank you so much yeah

of course it's good seeing you good seeing you

oh hey hey um

I didn't know you were gonna come to the party

I'm actually just about to leave um

hey Penelope hi

I left my number in the panties so

uh call me

definitely

well you've been busy

I'll make sure that's all of them uh yeah

um

you how

how was your day though right

but um

Peter how

how did it go it went great

you know he has a cool apartment

and then he cooked the best food ever

it was amazing oh

that's that's good

I'm glad you had a great time

I guess um

well uh

you wanna dance drink

my Uber's here I'm just gonna leave okay

I'll walk you to it oh sorry

um you probably have some cleaning up to do um

so I'll see you at the office

yeah absolutely alright um

yeah

fuck

hi hi

hey there how are you

I didn't think you were coming

I'm good hey

what up hey

have you seen him yeah

he's uh

he's in the room like right around the corner perfect

thank you so much yeah

of course it's good seeing you good seeing you

oh hey hey um

I didn't know you were gonna come to the party

I'm actually just about to leave um

hey Penelope hi

I left my number in the panties so

uh call me

definitely

well you've been busy

I'll make sure that's all of them

uh yeah

um

you how

how was your day though right

but um

Peter how

how did it go it went great

you know he has a cool apartment

and then he cooked the best food ever

it was amazing oh that's

that's good I'm glad you had a great time

I guess um

well uh

Wanna dance drink

my Uber's here I'm just gonna leave okay

I'll walk you to it oh sorry

um you probably have some cleaning up to do um

so I'll see you at the office

yeah absolutely alright um

yeah

fuck

hey Penelope

just the person I wanted to see hi

I'm just taking my break

can I join you I mean

I would prefer if you didn't thanks

so we need these by 4:00

please

I guess

hey so last night

let's take a selfie okay

send to my buddy hope you don't mind

what up pussy

hahaha you gonna get ahead or not

good hey look uh

we'll talk about it later

alright I'm kind of on a date

you ready to have some fun huh

haha you ready

I think I'm gonna go I just got my smash suit on

I can't take it off don't go

what about last night

I mean I put my swimsuit on for you

I never do that I'm gonna need some closure

you need closure nothing happened

damn

well then I'm gonna need an apology

an apology for what for wasting my time

your time was wasted my time was wasted

half of the time you're on your phone with your friend

hey what's up pussy

what do you expect me to fuck you afterwards

that's stupid

happy

Benedict

okay

fine

be that way

I'll make sure idea never gets told to the boss

I'll have these to you by 4

yeah yeah

shoot your shot

what's this

oh good

I got you both together oh

hey Nikki

hey what's up

well here's my little resignation

are you

this resignation

what do you are you serious James

you think this is okay right

I mean Nikki

you can't leave we need our ideas guys yeah

I do have an idea I can pass by y'all

oh yeah

and I think it would really help

Nicki you wrote this

I didn't write it Penelope did penny

yeah Penny Penelope

that one uh huh

oh well

she handed it over to me to review and add some notes

and it's a solid idea

and I think you'll find great expansion opportunities

if you follow through with it

well we hate to see you go

it's been a pleasure of course

I got a book to write oh

miss you good luck

thank you it was good working with you

best of luck sir

likewise let me see that

oh

oh

hey Penelope

hey

why do you have all of your stuff

I'm leaving

you're leaving

I handed in my letter resignation just a moment ago

I I can't believe you're leaving

oh I mean

it's all good you know

I'm off to a bigger and better things

just wanted to say bye before I left here

don't worry we'll still be in touch

I'll email you and stuff you know okay

oh um

another thing

actually never mind

it's nothing I'll see you around okay

stay strong

stay strong

fuck you fucking sales pony boy motherfucker

I mixed them myself

I have some news for you all

we made it happen merger with the Japanese

and the brains behind the operation Miss Penelope K

oh yeah

thank you all so much um

I hope you are as excited as I am

about this presentation

Charlie

I've been working on it for the past two and a/2 months

so you go girl thank you

this is selling our light bulbs to the Japanese market

next slide please

alright well

I am just a girl

I did all of my research on this project

I have theories and everything marketing research

everything

the word of mouth is

we do this all day long in the office

it only makes sense to take it to bed

which would then create you know more international

our field trip is

we go over there and create a movement

that takes the company international

going further than just in Japan

we're gonna a bring her life to Japan

and then take them all over the world

heck yeah that's amazing right finally you sure

people really like sexy legs right

yeah I agree yes

they do yes but people really enjoy sexy legs

yes yes they do next slide please

oh yes thank you

so our diverse five campaigns

that means I did the research to find out

I'm not a little bit

of a little bit of

a

little bit of a little bit of

I feel like I feel

like most people like when they're at home

and I hope we have no more of that

and we have every year of 1,000.1%

I really like math I got 6.1%

this point one %

one

I'm first I'm like that

I'm like that I'm like that

I'm like that I'm like that

I only have

7.1%

I only have 7.1%

69.7% I only have 7.1%

what I meant was this is unbelievable

what people are buying the most out in Japan

well don't miss it

so a main part of it with the right of my life matter

if I'm in the middle of my life with her

what is my name

1

the people in the town are funny

yes kindly

yes kindly

this one please

wow oh

I had no idea that these stats were so big

oh I didn't know the company

that's so good yes

it's a mystery thank you so much

oh great

God you really surprised me

I didn't either holy fuck

we're learning so much she's doing great right

go Penelope

right

she's doing a great job

and she's really taking the company

I know I love the company so much you know

what I'm in for this is unbelievable

what people are buying the most out in Japan

well don't miss it

I only have $3 1.1%

I only have 2 cents at 10.1%

I only have $11 at 7.1%

I really like my

I got 2.1% of my laptop and hopefully I

have 9.7% which is really more than 1%

what I meant for this is on the way

and what people are playing the most out in Japan

our company is growing so much

oh great

she could really expand us yeah

I'm really proud of them that's 69.7%

oh my god that's so amazing

that's so good haha

yes great

yes yes yes

oh this is gonna be a great merger yeah

I love this company

I don't need half an hour on top of

that I don't need half an hour on top of

that

and I hope we have no one

yes hello

please I don't know how to feel about it

one full hour of studying for 1 full hour

for all the hard stuff I forgot

this was home

from in the Philippines what I'm in for

this is unbelievable

what people are buying the most out in Japan

you don't miss it

I don't know if I can do it

I don't know if I can

do it

this was all

from um

in the last week

but I'm in for this is unbelievable

and what people are buying the most out in Japan

well don't miss it

I'm not a rapper

the coffee has a million I have 59.7%

before and after before and after listening to me bro

kiss kiss

um

we have our different light bulbs

we have food lights bowl jobs

power bills bath bulbs

anal leaking bulbs big balls clown

bites cute balls it's a really good presentation yes

I still can't believe 10 out of 10 he did it oh yes

right it's so fucking good

that's a lot of balls

and the last but not least are cock dressers

we will be using these to be presenting

and communication tools that we can use to demonstrate

please repeat the sentence strictly in lower case

without punctuation and text formatting

our power bills our gas bills

our electric bills our water bills

our sewer bills our phone bills our internet bills

our cable bills our satellite bills our some big bills

and

the last but not least are cockroaches cockroaches

we're gonna be using these

please

I have a headache I can't think I can't concentrate

I can't sleep I can't eat

I can't brush my teeth I can't wash my face

I can't brush my teeth I can't wash my face

I can't brush my teeth

uh huh

Bomb Blue Bomb Light and last but not least

there's coffee dress

right

yes

next flight please yes

next please

next slide please

alright does anybody have any questions

I see that you put a lot of time and effort into this

um how sure are you that other

countries are gonna wanna hop on this deal

I mean if if all my stuff is correct

and I've made phone calls to 150 different people

and sent so many emails

this probably this you know should be

guaranteed 98% sure

Alrighty any other questions

I do yes

will you be handling all

like the relations and everything

I think that's up to James because he is our boss

that's true I mean he's you're so great

I'm comfortable with her taking the lead on this

yeah she's great

yes great

is there any other questions

no you did good

thank you perfect

thank you so much that is my presentation

thank you for taking this time out of your day

to listen to us thank you so much

yes thank you

that was a great presentation

thank you oh

I'm so glad you took the lead on this

me too thank you so much

James for trusting me with this

oh thank you you're welcome

hey if you can't beat them

join them right yeah

oh

oh my God

oh

oh my God

ah

um ah

that was a great presentation

thank you OK

alright I gotta go

I do too it's getting late

oh thanks

forgot my shirt and my panties

damn I'm a mess

Nikki what are you doing here

well you sure took your sweet time getting up here

what are you doing here though

um so I wanted to deliver this to you in person

I took your advice

shoot your shot turn it around

for the girl across the office

who never stop shooting her shot

this one's for you love Nikki

yeah well

I feel like it's time I shoot my shot

next time don't take so long

wait we can't do this here

I know a place okay

stupid but

oh my God

your cock is so big Mickey

oh my God

oh fuck

oh my God

oh God

vanilla bean feels so good

this is a fucking dream come true

it really is oh God

you know I always thought about doing this with you

oh really

mmm hmm gosh I should have known

oh my God

you're amazing thank you

oh my God

fuck

I wanna taste you yeah yeah okay

my favorite color

I've been wearing it since you left

oh my God

oh fuck

oh yeah

oh

oh fuck yeah

oh oh

oh

um

yeah

oh oh fuck Nikki

that feels so good

oh

yeah oh fuck

oh fuck yeah

oh my God

oh fuck

oh yes fuck

oh yes fuck

ah yeah yes

fuck

ah

yeah

fuck

ah

fuck yes

yes yes

huh

huh

yeah you're so good

oh

fuck

oh my God

oh fuck

oh yes

oh oh yes

oh

fuck yes yes

oh yeah fuck

oh oh yeah

oh

yeah

oh

fuck

oh

oh yes

oh my God

oh my

oh my God

fuck

what

ah ah

umm umm

ah ah ah

ah ah

umm

oh my

oh

fuck

oh

fuck Mickey

I never thought this would be this good

oh oh yeah

oh my God

oh my fuck Nicky

oh my God

I can't believe this finally

happened me too it feels so fucking good

oh fuck

oh yes

fuck oh yes

oh fuck

oh

oh oh yes

fuck so

I didn't even fuck him

he came out in a smash suit and I just left there yeah

oh fuck

oh oh

fuck yes

oh yeah yeah yeah

oh oh

yes yes

oh oh

thank

oh

oh fuck

oh yes yes

fuck don't stop

don't stop please

oh yes

oh oh oh oh

yeah

oh oh

oh yeah

oh fuck

oh oh yes yes oh

oh

yes yes yes

please don't say please don't say

oh

yes oh yes

fuck oh yes

oh

fuck

please don't stop

oh

fuck oh

you yes fuck

oh oh yes

oh fuck

oh

yes

oh yes

oh yes

ah

yeah

ah ah

ah ah

fuck

ah

this fucking thing is on

yes

oh my secret weapon please this is so good

oh fuck

I'm sorry the office is actually closed at the minute

but if you call back at 8

at 8 in the morning tomorrow

somebody will be able to answer the phone

oh yes

oh fuck hmm hmm

oh

fuck please

oh yeah

oh fuck

oh yes

oh fuck yes

yes oh yeah yes

oh

fuck

oh oh yeah yeah

oh fuck

oh oh yeah yeah yeah

please don't go please don't go

oh oh yes

oh my God Mickey

oh you know what I've always wanted to do

I've always wanted to

oh I think about it all

the time

and you're just sitting across from me at the desk

oh can I ride it please oh

oh my God

oh my God

oh God

oh shit

fuck you Peter

oh yeah

oh my God

oh you're amazing

you're amazing Nikki

I think we should move into the gym

so we don't break the table

cause I don't get fired

I don't want that I don't either

oh my God

oh yeah

oh fuck

oh my God oh fuck

oh yeah

oh fuck

oh

my goodness

oh my God Nicky fucking feels so fucking good

oh

yeah yes

oh fuck

oh my yes

oh yes

oh

no he won't bring company property

fuck company property

fuck oh fuck

oh yes

yes oh fuck

oh

yes fuck oh yes

oh yes

fuck oh my God Nikki

oh yes

oh oh oh

oh

yes like

oh fuck

oh yes

yes yes

oh my God yes

oh

yes yes

yes oh yes

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oh

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oh

fuck

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yes yes

yes

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yes fuck

oh yes

oh oh

oh

yeah

oh

Frank yes you're right back in

oh

ah

ah

fuck yes

yes ah

oh my God

really is a dream come true

oh my God

ah

yes yes

oh my God

ah ah

oh my God

ah yes yes

ah ah

oh fuck

oh yeah

oh

yeah

oh oh fuck

oh

yeah yeah

yeah yeah

oh oh

oh yeah yeah

yeah yeah

oh you just

just just

oh

oh fuck

oh my God

ah

ah ah ah

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oh my God ah ah ah ah

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ah ah

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oh my God

oh my God

oh fuck

oh yes

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oh yes

yes yes

hmm hmm hmm

I wanna taste my pussy off your cock

I wanna taste your pussy

ah ah

mmm

ah

mmm mmm mmm

fuck

HM

HM HM

HM HM

HM HM

HM HM

mmm mmm mmm

oh fuck Nikki

oh yeah

mmm mmm mmm

hey Penelope

I just wanna say I'm sorry about the party

don't do it again okay

I think I forgive you don't do it again

I won't do it again

hmm hmm hmm

hmm

oh

yes oh

yes fuck oh

oh yes

oh yes

oh fuck yeah

yes oh

hi

yes

oh fuck

oh ah

ah ah

yeah yes

fuck

oh

yeah yeah yeah

oh fuck

oh ah

oh my

I really want you to sign my book for me oh

like yes

yes

oh fuck

oh

ah ah ah

yes like

ah

yes yes

yes yes

yes like

ah ah ah

yes fuck ah

ah

back to the desk

yeah

ah

let's go get that book signed

oh yes

yes yes

oh

yes yes fuck

oh yes

yes oh yes

oh yes

oh

fuck yes yes

yes yes

oh fuck

oh yes

oh my God

fucking give it to me please

yes yes

oh my God

oh yeah

oh my God

oh oh

oh oh oh

oh oh

oh oh

oh oh

oh oh oh

it's nice to see you shoot your shot

yeah yeah

I'm good looking and I'm employee of the month

hi what is that

what is that what

what the hell is this is is that cum

that's definitely cum who did that

Nikki