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Good evening. I'm Anthony Napoli.

Over the past four and a half years,

Nathan For You has delivered 24 episodes

of premium television entertainment,

making sure to keep the volume low

and the quality high.

What started as a modest show, where a young Canadian

set out to help struggling small businesses,

has remained modest,

never losing sight of its roots.

Tonight, in anticipation of the premiere

of its fourth season, we celebrate

this extraordinary achievement by taking a look back

at some of the show's best moments,

and check in with some familiar faces

we've met along the way.

Fasten your seat belts and enjoy the ride.

I'm Anthony Napoli,

and this is Nathan For You: A Celebration.

Tonight, we get updates from...

Ghost Realtor Sue Stanford,

hero Corey Calderwood,

private investigator Brian Wolfe,

production office staff member Salomon Flores,

teenage vandal Kyle Heitz,

and so much more.

Let's celebrate

Wow. We've got so much in store for you tonight.

But what would a Nathan For You celebration be

without the man himself, Nathan Fielder?

Hi, Nathan, how are you?

Good, thank you for having me, Tony.

Well, thank you for having me.

So what we want to, uh, talk about is,

how has the show gone for the past four and a half years?

Um, well, it's... it's been good.

You know, it's taken a lot of work

to make all these episodes, 24...

Sure.

You know, which is a lot of content,

and I'm pretty proud of everything we've done.

Good. You should be proud,

because the episodes are very funny...

Thank you.

Um, I have to say so myself.

I've seen a lot of your episodes, um,

and I really enjoyed you having me on season one.

Of course. Yeah, well, it was a pleasure having you.

For those that don't remember,

you hosted the, uh, The Hunk episode,

which was a fake dating show I did

- in the first season. - Sure.

I think we actually have a photo of you,

um, at the mansion.

- There it is. - Nice.

So that's you at the mansion there.

It was really funny how you had a lot of emails,

a lot of phone calls, uh, things like that,

everyone wanting to know

if I ever had that threesome with two guys.

Oh, okay.

Have you ever had a threesome?

I have, yes.

He had a threesome.

- Him with two guys? - Yeah.

No, not with two guys.

So here's the thing.

Um, I don't know.

I guess I wanted to clear up

or just throw it out there,

'cause I never got to add to that.

Okay, yeah.

You asked me if I had the threesome,

and I said yes.

Yes.

But I never said yes to two guys.

Okay.

So the reason why I held my tongue is,

it was with two women,

but it wasn't with just an ordinary two women.

I'd really... just so you know,

I do want this program to be G-rated,

so everyone can enjoy.

There's no har... no harm.

So I'd prefer, maybe,

if we didn't talk about threesomes.

- Sure. Done deal. - Yeah.

I'm happy with that, because it was a mother and a daughter combo,

but we'll move past that,

and I'll introduce one of your first segments.

- Okay. - Great.

One of the show's most memorable episodes

was when Nathan helped a struggling real estate agent

rebrand herself as The Ghost Realtor.

Let's have a look.

Back in the second season of my show,

I gave Los Angeles-based realtor Sue Stanford

the idea of capitalizing on the 50% of people

who believe in ghosts by specializing in

the sale of ghost-free homes.

That's really a wild idea.

So after giving her marketing

a complete overhaul...

Oh, my gosh. That's amazing.

I paired her up with professional psychic Ron Bard

to help her detect any ghosts that

might be lurking in her properties.

Definitely a change of energy. You feel that, correct?

Mmm-hmm. Definitely. I feel, like, chills coming down my spine.

- Right. - Is it a ghost?

No.

What I never saw coming

was that Sue herself had had intimate encounters

with spirits in her past.

It's like... you know what an incubus is?

It's a ghost that will have sex with someone until they die.

Wow. That's like what I experienced

when I was in Switzerland.

What happened in Switzerland?

When I was being choked.

You were being choked in Switzerland?

- Yeah, I... - We were just talking about that.

- What? - Yeah, uh, earlier...

- Choked by what? - By an entity like that.

I felt like I was being picked...

Wait, a ghost choked you in Switzerland?

- Yes. - Wow.

The filming of the ghost realtor episode

turned out to be an intense

personal experience for Sue.

Come out! Come out, evil spirits!

Come out, evil spirits!

Demons messing up with the vertebras in the neck.

- Leave now. - Uh...

- Leave now! - Okay!

- Leave, leave! Leave! - Stop it!

- Leave! Leave! - Stop it!

But with so many distractions,

it was hard to tell at the time what she really thought of my idea.

- Are you okay, Sue? - Yeah. Actually, I'm fine.

I think I'm in... feeling a little relief now.

It's amazing.

It's been three years since I rebranded Sue

as The Ghost Realtor, and when I recently

checked out her website, I was delighted

to discover that she'd not only continued

to use my idea in her real estate practice

but had gone as far as teaming up

with Ron Bard the psychic

and a small-time production company to create a television pilot

for a Ghost Realtor reality series

that she was pitching around town.

I feel kind of funny in here.

This is... this is not good.

We're putting salt in the corners

to disperse the negative energy.

If this was my house, I'd burn this shit down.

I was so proud of how far Sue had run with my idea.

How are you, Sue?

But when I gave her a call to schedule a follow-up,

she shared some sad news.

Oh, I'm sorry, Sue.

But she told me she was now working with a new psychic,

and she wanted me to come meet him.

So at Sue's insistence,

I paid her a visit at her home.

- I want you to meet... - Hi.

- Hey, Nathan. - Joshua.

Nathan, good to meet you.

- Good to meet you. - Joshua?

- Yes, sir. - Good to meet you.

So I'm what's known as a psychic medium,

but I'm also clairsentient,

which means that I feel, uh, my angels.

I'm also clairvoyant, which means I can see.

I'm also clairaudient, which is... most of the time,

I actually hear... I hear voices.

And, uh, I also do financial advising.

Oh, okay.

Uh, it's... utilizing spirit with everything.

Sue told me she was still working hard

to get the "Ghost Realtor" show off the ground,

and she even hoped that Ron could still be a part of it.

He probably can help us from the other side, also.

- Yes, definitely. - Mmm-hmm.

- That's a great point. - Yeah, it truly is.

We call on Ron when we need some help.

Definitely.

So you can talk to Ron?

Even though he's gone, you can still...

Sure, and, you know, I can do... I could try

communicating with Ron right now,

- if you all would like. - Mmm-hmm.

- Right now? - Sure.

Why not?

Okay.

So dear Mother-Father God,

how grateful am I just for this...

vortex, for this space, for this time.

Grateful am I just for all of the angelic beings

that are in this home,

and as we evoke the spirit of Ron,

we are grateful that Sue, myself, and Nathan,

as a collective consciousness,

that we are open and available.

Okay, go ahead.

Go ahead?

Do you want to ask a question?

Uh, for Ron?

Yes.

Um...

Did he enjoy his experience, uh, on the show?

Yes.

Great. Um...

Are there any more questions that you... that you have?

I guess, how does he feel about you replacing him?

Uh, he says it's good. He says he knows...

He says that I've got a good heart. Um...

So he... he says it's good.

That's good.

Do you have any other questions, Nathan?

Um...

I know, on the show, he mentioned

that he worked on the O.J. trial.

Uhh, worked on O.J.'s defense team...

You worked on O.J.'s case?

- Yeah. - So do you think he's innocent?

He was definitely innocent.

- O.J. - Definitely.

Now that he's on the other side,

does he have any clearer info on,

maybe, who the real killer was?

He... he does, uh, but I don't...

I'm not getting a name or anything like that right now.

He knows who the killer is?

Yeah. They... yes.

Was it O.J.?

This is not coming from Ron.

This is coming from me, and that answer is yes.

But Ron's not telling you that.

Every time I present him with that, he steps back.

Who's telling you then?

My own connection with, with my own...

with my own spirit guides.

Okay.

Cool.

That's how it works.

Bye, Sue.

Bye, honey. You take care.

Oh, I got a little kiss.

- Yeah, of course. Oh, you're welcome. - That's so sweet.

Okay. Well, thanks for coming by.

It's only... only for women.

It was great to see that Sue

and her new psychic got along so well,

and even though it was sad that Ron had died,

I was happy he'd still be able to guide them

from the other side.

I'm Jack Garbarino,

and I've never been to a gym in my life,

and you're watching Nathan For You: A Celebration.

Nathan has always believed that teens

are the adults of the future,

which is why he tries to be a role model

for teenagers everywhere, including Kyle Heitz.

In season one, I set out to catch a teen doing graffiti

and then tell on him to his parents

in order to help him turn his life around.

- Hey, how's it going? - It's going.

Cool, what are you doing there?

- Oh-ho, that's so funny. - You drew a.

- Yeah. - Yeah, that's really funny.

To lure him in, I pretended

we were a show called Teen Street

that featured cool teens

and said that we wanted to profile him.

What up? I'm Kyle, 19 years old,

and this is Teen Street.

If you don't like it, you.

Bam.

First tattoo when I was 13.

This is the only girl that never complains to me.

All right, so now I'm going to show you

where I live. Let's do this.

The Teen Street profile worked perfectly

and led me straight to Kyle's mom,

where I informed her of his vandalism.

And you can see, I'm holding them

as if I'm masturbating these two men.

You're... you're laughing.

But neither of them seemed to take

the intervention very seriously.

The penises? Do you like that?

- No. - Being held like that?

Is that...

So after scaring him straight

with a visit from a retired cop...

And believe me, you don't want to go to jail.

I left him with some words of wisdom.

- You're a good kid. - Mmm-hmm.

And you have a lot of potential,

and to be honest, I see some of myself in you,

but you just have to try

to become more like me and less like you.

And since that day, I'd always wondered

if Kyle took my advice to heart.

A'ight, so check this one out.

When I recently checked in with Kyle,

I was delighted to discover that he was now

a contributing member of society,

selling discount vaporizer pens door-to-door.

So what I do is, I take, you know, 40, 60 vape pens,

and I go out there, and I knock 'em all out in a day,

and it's just kind of "rinse, repeat."

It's what I've been doing ever since,

you know, last time you guys ran into me.

But he hadn't only found his calling.

He also found his soul mate.

I stay at home, and he brings home the money.

That's how it should work.

That's how it should be.

That's how it should be.

I've... I've never been so passionate about a woman

until I've met this girl, you know?

Where I see myself in the future with this girl

is definitely, you know, I'm gonna ask her to marry me.

- Love you, babe. - Love you too.

I was so proud of everything Kyle had accomplished

since I set him on the right path,

and I wanted to let him know.

I just want to say, I'm so happy to see

how well you're doing, and, you know,

it's so exciting to see how much of a success

you are. I'm so proud.

- Thank you. - Especially to know

that none of this would have happened

without my intervention. It's so humbling for me.

Good.

But there was still one problem.

Despite Kyle's claims of being an amazing salesman...

I can sell anything.

Like, I can sell the shoes off your feet back to you.

I can make an old Honda look like a Porsche.

I will sell that shit to you.

His results told a different story.

I'm loading up 13 other stores out here

in your guys' general area.

Is, uh, anybody in the back I could talk to?

Anybody in the back I could talk to? No, okay.

Mind if I speak to the people in the back?

And I realized there was still one part

of Kyle that could be turning off his customers...

This is the only girl that never complains to me.

A pornographic tattoo on his wrist.

So I decided to give him a little surprise

to help with his business aspirations.

- No peeking! - I'm not peeking.

- All right. So, Kyle... - All right.

Uh, this is Dr. Rubinstein.

- How's it going today? - Nice to meet you.

- Very nice to meet you. - He's gonna explain to you

- what we're doing here today. - Okay.

I'm a board-certified dermatologist,

and I specialize in laser tattoo removal.

The production has agreed to pay

for all of your tattoos to be removed by laser

and if that's okay with you,

we can get started as soon as possible.

Absolutely not.

Well, Kyle, obviously,

I know you want to be... you're in business now, and...

- Right. - No one's going to

take you seriously as long as you have tattoos, so...

What about a long sleeve?

Well, I mean, right now, you're wearing a long sleeve,

and I can see them. You just covered them,

but you lost the deal before they were covered.

I was shocked that Kyle was so against taking

this obvious step towards professionalism,

but I'd invested too much in this young man

to give up on him now.

Kyle, you think this is good for business?

A tattoo of a naked woman smoking?

You can see her breasts, her nipples there...

- I mean, you guys... - And...

- You guys... - A vagina?

- That's a belly button. - That's a belly button?

- Yeah, she's... - What is that, doctor?

Is that a vagina?

No, I would say that's a navel.

How can you tell?

Uh, I think she just has a long torso,

is what's going on there.

But wouldn't her legs start right here, normally?

So that would be the vagina hole?

It is possible.

And after some negotiation,

we finally came to a compromise.

At least will you remove the breasts and the vagina?

- Is that... is it possible just to remove - Of course.

- The private parts? - Yes, of course.

- Okay. Let's get it done. - You'll do that?

- Yeah. - Okay.

You know, a woman's body is gorgeous,

but sometimes we don't want that, you know, for business.

Right.

With the terms agreed upon,

Dr. Rubinstein brought Kyle to his operating suite

so his technician could begin the procedure.

Does that look like a vagina to you,

or what is that? He says it's a navel.

You know, I would be distracted by the whole thing.

- Right. - Right, but what is this?

So if I was in a meeting with you...

It could be the top of a vagina. Yeah, it...

- The top. Right. - Yeah.

The procedure only lasted a few minutes,

but by the time it was done, the image on Kyle's arm

had been transformed from a disgusting naked woman

into a respectable young lady.

Well, I think it definitely looks

a lot more professional than before.

I appreciate the work you guys did.

It was amazing what four men could accomplish

when they put their minds together,

and with an arm now free of female private parts,

I was certain that Kyle would be a success.

- Appreciate it. - Keep going.

- I'll do it. - Great work.

Still to come,

production assistant Salomon Flores

opens up about what really goes on

behind the scenes of Nathan For You.

I'm retired Superior Court judge

the Honorable Anthony Filosa,

and you're watching Nathan For You: A Celebration.

Welcome back. Well, we're about halfway

through tonight's celebration.

Nathan, how are you feeling so far?

Great. I feel like there's a lot to celebrate, so...

That's great.

I mean, it's a great thing... celebration.

Um, I should also mention that I have a little surprise

later for you in the show.

Okay, and what would that surprise be?

Well, I can't tell you, or it wouldn't be a surprise.

Ooh. Great.

- Yeah. - How about a segment?

- Uh, yeah, that'd be great. - Great, okay.

One of the best parts of Nathan For You

is watching Nathan find solutions to problems

that most in the business world had given up on,

like a way to sell alcohol to minors.

From now on, you allow them to purchase it,

but they just can't take it home until they're 21.

- Look what you got. - Well done. Look at that.

- Forty ounce. - Yeah, that's tight.

- Pretty sweet. - Uh-uh-uh. No. So close.

You get a claim check, so you're allowed

to come back and claim it when you're 21.

Yeah, but... I want it for right now.

I don't want it two years later.

So that segment was shot over three years ago,

and today, one of those minors has finally come of age.

And I'm excited to announce that he's here with us tonight,

in studio, to reclaim the 40-ounce bottle

of Miller High Life he purchased in 2013.

So let's bring out Jason.

- How's it going, guys? - Hey.

All right. So, uh, you... uh, do you remember this?

- I do. - Buying this in 2013?

I sure do.

Now that you're of age,

you can finally have possession of it and enjoy it.

All right. It's about time.

- Yeah. You excited, man? - Oh, yeah.

- Ready to get crunk? - Oh, yeah.

- Yeah? - I'm ready.

- Daddy wants? - Daddy wants.

All right, so, I know it's a little lame,

but I gotta check ID, so...

Yeah, no problem.

Here you go.

All right.

Cool.

Cool. Well, checks out.

Cool.

All right, so, all I need

is your, uh, claim check, and...

My claim check?

The half the ticket they gave you with the alcohol.

Huh.

Well, that's gone.

Oh, you didn't keep it?

No.

I did not.

You know what? I recognize you from the video

of the segment, so I'm gonna let it slide.

All right.

So no worries, man.

All right. Cool. Thank you. I appreciate that.

All right. Well, here you go.

Thank you.

All right, sweet.

- Well, cheers. - Cheers, yeah.

Thanks for the beer.

- Yeah, definitely. - It's about time.

All right.

Awesome, man. So...

All right, well, thank you.

- Yeah, of course, so... - See you guys around.

- Thanks. - Yeah, okay.

- Definitely, man. - Appreciate it.

Have a good one, Jason.

- Thank you. - All right.

Nice. Nice.

That was fun to watch.

One of the most complicated relationships Nathan has had

over the past three seasons has been with

a private investigator named Brian Wolfe.

But recently, Nathan paid Brian a visit

after doing an investigation of his own.

Let's have a look.

Back in season one, I met a private investigator

and offered to help him by getting him

his first review on Yelp.

I'm going to give you 24 hours to track my whereabouts,

And if you do a good job at that, I'll give you

- a five-star review. - Easy.

Even though I threw Brian off my trail

with the help of a team of look-alikes,

he managed to find me anyway and earn his five-star review.

You're an easy prey, kid.

But to my disappointment,

he wasn't happy with my work.

I don't give a flying about Yelp, okay?

I ought to do a background check on you,

see what type of fellow you are.

You know what you are?

You remind me of the Wizard of Loneliness,

'cause you're your own self, your own wizard.

That's what you are.

Look at you,

with a pink shirt and everything else.

Oh, you're killing me.

You have no friends.

That's why you're the Wizard of Loneliness.

Even though he didn't appreciate my help,

he ended up getting his own TV show

based on his "Nathan For You" appearance,

and over the next two seasons,

I went back to him whenever I needed PI help

and also once just for an honest opinion.

You know you're a nerd.

You've been a nerd your entire life.

I'm not a nerd.

But the last time I saw Brian,

he brought up something that surprised me.

And then all of a sudden, it just went

from that magazine to that magazine, and...

- What magazine? - It was Penthouse magazine.

Oh, Penthouse. Sorry.

Years ago, years, years, years, years, years ago.

He told me that he'd worked as a nude model

in the '80s but was evasive about the details.

- That's porn, right? - No, it's not.

Not even close to being porn. No.

So recently, I did some PI work of my own

and discovered that Brian's portfolio

extended far beyond just Penthouse.

Going under the stage name "Kory Wolf,"

Brian had been a full-blown porn star,

featured in centerfolds and on the covers

of the nation's top smut magazines.

There were images that literally took my breath away.

It wasn't easy tracking this stuff down,

and I thought that Brian might be impressed that

I managed to uncover the evidence of his modeling days,

so I paid him a visit to show him what I found.

What year is this?

- 1984? - Mmm-hmm.

Mmm-hmm.

At first, Brian was a little hesitant

to admit that Kory Wolf was him.

- That's not you? - No.

You're saying Kory Wolf is not you?

No.

But after getting over his initial shyness,

Brian was happy to open up about his glory days.

They don't want you erect, number one.

Okay? They don't want it.

Okay, they want to show that when you're soft,

you're still golden, pal.

Why?

Because they don't want to show it fully erect.

They want to say that when you pull your pants down

to go take a piss,

you got some meat there between your legs.

Okay? So they want you to pose soft?

They want you to pose medium.

What's medium?

They don't want you to be, uh...

What was the word? What did he say to me?

I said to him, I go...

He said, "No, Wolfe, you don't have to be erect.

All they care about is that, you know,

that, uh, you have some strength in your penis,"

blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah.

But it wasn't only Brian's penis

that was soft that day.

A softer side of his personality

seemed to emerge as well.

Okay, let's go. Come on.

You want to throw that around with me?

I'll throw you some rockets of death.

You want to throw the football with me?

If I threw a football at you right now,

do you think you could catch it?

I could catch the football.

- You can catch a football? - Yeah.

I doubt it.

I doubt you can catch a football.

Okay.

There you go. You good, you good.

You're good to go.

Blue, 27! Blue, 27! Hut, hut!

Go! Throw it... ah. Oh...

Back of your ear, then boom.

Oh, yeah. You do. Here, you ready?

It's like this. And then you run.

There you go. There you go.

Wow! Well, stick around,

because the celebration continues when we return.

It's clear from what we've seen

so far tonight that Nathan has a generous heart,

which is why when he discovered anti-Semitism

lurking in the softshell jacket industry,

he set out to fix it

by starting his own jacket company, Summit Ice.

While filming the third season of my show,

I discovered that Taiga, the company that made

my favorite jacket, had published a tribute

to a notorious Holocaust denier

in their winter catalogue.

As a Jew, I was horrified

and knew I could never wear my Taiga jacket again.

But in searching for a new jacket, I was worried

that other companies might have dark secrets as well,

so I launched a jacket company of my own called Summit Ice,

the first outdoor apparel company

to openly promote the true story of the Holocaust.

But after getting some questionable

marketing advice from a rabbi...

Definitely makes a statement. Yeah, definitely.

Definitely makes a statement.

My brand failed to get traction

in a retail environment.

I think that this mash-up of retail and,

uh, history is a train wreck. I, uh...

And at the time, it seemed like

we would never succeed as a business.

Now, that episode aired a year and a half ago.

Nathan, I believe you have an update.

We do.

Well, let's take a look.

After being rejected by a retail store,

I wasn't sure if Summit Ice would ever take off.

But after the episode aired,

our Holocaust-affirming message...

Summit Ice. Deny nothing.

Clearly resonated with people,

as Summit Ice's fleece-lined, water-resistant softshells

became a hot item,

racking up thousands of sales in our online store

and were seen being worn by all kinds of celebrities,

including white blues legend John Mayer

and king of the court Blake Griffin,

and we soon expanded the product line

to include T-shirts and tuques as well.

But prior to launching Summit Ice, I had pledged

that all the profits would be donated

to the Vancouver Holocaust Education Centre,

so earlier this year, I got on a plane

and headed to my home town

of Vancouver, British Columbia,

to present them with the check.

Call me crazy, say my head's

Too high up in the clouds

And you'll make a difference

'Cause I can do Anything I put my mind to

'Cause superstars come in many colors

Whoa-oh, oh

We're always dreaming

Whoa-oh, oh

We're always dreaming

Whoa-oh, oh

We're always dreaming

Superstars come in many colors

Whoa-oh, oh

We're always dreaming

Whoa-oh, oh

We're always dreaming

Whoa-oh, oh

We're always dreaming

Superstars come in many colors

Whoa, oh, whoa

It was great to be back in beautiful Vancouver, B.C.,

site of the 2010 Vancouver Olympic Games,

and I was especially excited to pay a visit

to the Holocaust Education Centre,

where executive director Nina Krieger

was awaiting my humble donation.

We're absolutely thrilled to welcome you here today.

Oh, I'm so thrilled to be here. Thank you so much.

I don't know... have you been here before?

Um, no, I haven't been here, but...

Okay. You know, I'm familiar

- with the... your... your work. - Okay.

Unlike most donors,

who show off the generous amount they're giving

with an oversized check, I made mine barely visible

to the human eye so as not to brag.

- So you can see that... - "Made out to

"the Vancouver Holocaust Education Centre

- for the amount of $150,000." - Yes.

Nathan, on behalf of the Vancouver Holocaust Education Centre,

thank you so, so much for your generous support.

You're welcome, Nina, and on behalf of Summit Ice,

thank you for the privilege of allowing me

to donate to you such a large amount of money in U.S. dollars.

Nathan, I'd love to introduce you to Phil Levinson,

- who's the current president... - Hi.

- Of our board of directors. - So nice to meet you.

Dr. Robert Krell, who's the founding president

of the Vancouver Holocaust Education Centre...

So nice to meet you.

And a survivor of the Holocaust.

It was truly an honor to meet

the founders of the Holocaust Education Centre.

You can see, there's lots of zippers here,

and they're also water-resistant,

and they're wind-resistant as well.

They're actually perfect for our climate.

And tuques here.

It's been so cold. Thank you so much, Nathan.

Yes.

Yeah, I could hide my kippah under it.

And if the awareness created by my humble donation

could help delay the next Holocaust by even a day,

it would all be worth it.

- Keep up the great work. - Thank you, Nathan.

Wow. You donated 150,000 U.S. dollars to charity.

Holocaust awareness, yes.

That's unbelievable. Thank you.

You're welcome.

Do you support Holocaust awareness?

Um, I mean...

I don't know if I've thought about it.

I mean, I would...

I mean, why did you hesitate so much?

Nah, I mean, it's the first I've heard of it.

- The Holocaust? - Well, I mean,

just the awareness and all that stuff.

Do you believe the Holocaust happened?

I do, yeah.

How many Jews died in the Holocaust?

Oh, I don't know. I can't give you an exact number. I wasn't there.

Six million.

Were... were you there?

Was I in the Holocaust?

Well, I mean, were you around at that time?

- No, it was in the '40s. - All right.

So the number is just, you know,

what we read in books

and, you know, historical novels and things like that.

Um...

What do you say we make a...

uh, make a commercial break?

- Okay. - Okay.

We have to take a quick commercial break, but we'll be right back.

Coming up next, you don't want to miss

my exclusive one-on-one interview

with production office staff member Salomon Flores.

I'm security guard Simon Kellogg,

and you're watching "Nathan For You: A Celebration."

Lots of people wonder what goes on

behind the scenes of "Nathan For You,"

and one person who can answer that question

is long-time production office staffer

Salomon Flores.

You might remember him from a blind date at Quiznos

that Nathan set him up on.

And here he is again,

giving a eulogy for Buzz, Nathan's pet fly.

And I happen to have Salomon here in studio tonight

to join me for a one-on-one interview.

Salomon, thank you for being here.

You're welcome.

Now, "Nathan For You" seems like a crazy production,

but you're actually behind the scenes.

Can you give our viewers a sense of

what it's like behind the curtain?

Well, just, uh, the usual,

like, the moving of cameras

and equipment and all that.

- Sure. - Yes. All that.

- Like grips, lighting... - Yes.

- Technical people. - Yes.

All right.

Can you give us anything else?

Uh, that's about it.

No, like, behind-the-scenes

secrets of the show, or...

Uh, no, just, uh, serious work.

- Serious work, huh? - Yeah.

- So no secrets? - No secrets.

Okay. Well, all right, Salomon.

Thank you for being here.

Okay. Do I...

Yeah, sure. Yeah, you can get up.

If you know me, I'm a big fan of motorcycles,

so let's change gears and take a look at this.

Nearly two years ago, I approached

an average Joe named Corey Calderwood

with the opportunity of a lifetime.

By the time I'm done,

you will re-emerge as a national hero.

All right. That is interesting.

After secretly stealing his face...

So this is gonna just test for epilepsy.

Just gonna have you close your eyes, okay?

And isolating him in the Mojave Desert,

I completely took over his entire identity.

Knowing he was single,

the first thing I did was get him a girlfriend.

It's kind of hard to talk about myself

with a goddess sitting right in front of me.

Aww, thank you!

Yeah, sorry. Is that a bit cheesy, or...

No, it's actually really sweet.

Nobody's ever called me that before.

But my ultimate goal

was to transform him into a national hero

with a death-defying tightrope walk for charity.

After pulling off the stunt and convincing all of America

it was him on that wire, we switched back bodies

and Corey took over the relationship that I'd begun.

- It's pretty hot. - Yeah.

Wanna... wanna kiss now?

- Definitely. - Okay!

Oh, you got soft lips.

Thank you.

The stunt not only made him a media sensation

but gave him a new identity

that earned him the respect of his grandparents.

You did something I never, ever thought

would be possible from you.

I was curious to see what Corey had done

with this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity,

so I recently sent a camera crew

to Corey's new home of Fresno, California, to catch up.

Since the episode aired,

Corey had moved out of his parents' house

and into a three-bedroom home

he shared with two of his friends.

Tom lives over here in this room,

and Robert lives over here on this side.

Corey was no longer with Jasmine,

but I discovered that he had used the confidence

I had given him to find a new woman, named Lily.

We play a lot of beer hockey.

Do a lot of drinking.

Jessica Jones, we watch that together.

Like, a lot of Netflix Original series.

It was sad to see Corey turn his back

on the amazing chemistry he had with Jasmine,

and his reason for breaking up

didn't make much sense to me.

I wasn't comfortable trying to,

like, start dating someone on...

essentially, lying to them the whole time

about what was going on.

But Corey and Lily seemed happy together,

and even though she wasn't the woman

I had chosen for him,

the fact that he was sexually active

was good enough for me.

One of the most consistently surprising things

about Nathan For You,

is the way it brings people together,

and over the past few seasons,

moments of genuine human connection

seemed to happen in the most unexpected places.

These days, I just can't think straight

I got too many angles Running round my brain

'Cause I know

It won't be the same

Won't be the same

Picture me underneath your bed

Talking in circles, Trying to make sense of

What will come when the time line...

Roses are red, violets are blue.

No one is prettier than you.

Aww, thanks!

Am I still someone you'd want to be friends with?

Yeah, I mean, you just took my urine.

I mean, that's in the past, man.

I love you.

Okay.

You know, I wasn't supposed to leave him.

You know? I was supposed to stay.

Um...

Do you want a hug?

I won't be the same

I, I, I

Won't be the same

I, I, I

I, I, I

Won't be the same

I, I, I

Wow. I just got a shiver down my spine.

We'll be right back.

This is day one

This is day one

This is day one

One, one, one

Welcome back

to "Nathan For You: A Celebration."

I'm Anthony Napoli.

So how are you, Nathan?

Great. How are you?

I'm doing very well, thank you.

So earlier tonight, I told you

that I have a surprise for you.

You did indeed.

And since we're kind of near the end of the show,

do you want to know what it is?

I'm sure I'm going to find out.

Well, because you've done

such a great job hosting tonight,

I've decided to give you 15 seconds of air time

on national TV to promote yourself.

Kind of like a free commercial.

- That's very nice of you. - All right, ready?

Okay, so you can look into that camera,

and your time starts now.

Hi. My name is Anthony Napoli,

host, co-host, and a co-ow...

Anthony Napoli, and I co-host and host,

but I also co-own a coffee roasting company

that gives back to indigenous farms...

- Okay, that's your time. - That produce those

- coffee beans... perfect. - Yeah. That's your time.

Yeah, 15 seconds. Thank you for that opportunity.

You're welcome.

So do you want to introduce the next clip?

I would love to introduce the next clip. Thank you.

Well, our celebration is coming to an end,

but don't be sad, because this is just the start

of a new and exciting season of Nathan For You.

So let's take a look now at an exclusive sneak peek

of what's to come in season four.

So I don't know if you're aware,

but we're the only computer shop in Los Angeles

to offer a fully asexual repair service.

A fully what?

If you're secretly selling chili

without the stadium's knowledge,

you could make millions doing this.

Hi, there. Would you like any fresh chili?

It's about time taxi drivers stood up to Uber.

So if we can secretly grow a sleeper cell

of rogue drivers within the Uber network,

we can completely destroy them.

So you have 250 people?

I can give you names and driver's license numbers.

Frances? I don't know.

Can I use the bathroom quickly, and then we'll talk when I come out?

- Sure. - Okay.

I want to use the resources of my show

to help you find Frances.

She said, "I'll love you to my grave." I never will forget that.

I should have married her.

Why does she say she doesn't know you?

I don't know why she said that.

When a person kills somebody, they're sorry,

but that doesn't bring them back to life.

You weren't, like, a stalker or anything, right?

You think I'm a... look like a stalker?

You ever been the editor of a newspaper before?

No, this would be the first time.

It's chili.

Turn off the music!

"Blues Smoke Detector."

Why would you want that?

Wow. That looks great.

I cannot wait to see the entire season.

Good night.