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Hello? You forgot your purse. Oh, thank you.

See you next week.

Good morning.

Do you think you could help me out?

I need a good book to read.

Good book?

That's right. A good book.

I see.

What you want really isn't a book. You want a magazine.

Oh, that's right. Yes, a magazine.

Ah, a magazine.

That's it, of course. Excuse me. Please come inside.

I'd be happy to serve you. Thank you.

After you. Thank you. My eldest son Jack will look after the store Hmm

how much is that one?

Oh, oh, yeah, that's 310 Here we are.

Oh I'm sorry. I forgot. I'm a little nervous. Don't worry. We'll be

comfortable in here That's some bookshelf. I love reading me too in bed

Won't you allow me to take your bag for you? Oh, all right

Well, you must be very warm in that coat as well.

Let me take that, too.

Okay.

There. Much nicer. Thank you.

So, you're interested in a magazine.

Are you?

Not really.

I mean, actually...

Or

perhaps a mutual friend told you the password?

Magazine? But you forgot to say you were lonesome.

You have beautiful skin.

A beautiful bone structure.

And, shall we say, a well-rounded personality.

But why are you hiding your eyes?

Magnificent, very erotic.

Box lunch, my favorite.

Oh, yeah.

Do it.

Yes

You'll pay cash? Right.

It comes to $5 even. That's right. I'm sure you'll love this one about the

newspaper's candle. Yeah.

I'll take over now. Okay.

That's the exact amount. Thank you, my boy.

I'd like a receipt, please.

All right.

Right away.

He was great. It was my first time, but not the last. How did you know?

Oh, well, Claudia was the one who told me.

Whoever. The best I've had.

Anyhow. And he was very polite, really.

I nearly screwed the whole business up because I forgot the password. He was so

nice. He knew I was just... Oh, really?

Well, yes. He was just a doll. What is the password?

Oh, you ask about a magazine and say you're lonesome. That sounds really

simple. I thought so, too, but I forgot what to tell him. My memory just went...

Will that be all, ladies?

Yes,

thank you very much.

Anyway, my memory just went blank. Boom.

So I'm standing there like a dummy and asking for a book. So what happened?

Just wait, Michelle. Give me a chance.

So I ask him for a book and forget completely about the lonesome bit.

But he understood and was very nice to me. He took me into the back room. You

don't say. That's where he lives, actually, back in the store. It's nice

there. You'll see for yourself, really.

I can't resist.

What's the address?

71 Old Orchard.

It's just at the corner of Steeles and Sinclair.

I'm telling you, he has the best tongue in the city, and I ought to know.

He has a great-looking son, too. He has a mustache.

I bet he's got a cock like a bull.

I guess this is as good a place as any.

Why don't you take my clothes off of me?

Nothing I'd like better.

You're really beautiful.

Open them up.

Let me...

Open your eyes.

Listen.

It's very wild.

I'm coming.

It's coming.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you like it, don't you?

Good morning.

I'm very lonesome.

I'd like to buy a magazine.

Ah, yes, a magazine.

Yes, I understand you keep them in the back.

Who told you to come here?

Who recommended us?

It was Rachel. She told me to see you.

Won't you come with me? Thank you.

Hoffman and Sons will be happy to serve you.

Mind the store, Jack.

I'll be in a minute. Okay.

Go right in.

Thank you.

Let me take your coat.

You won't be needing it. I've got central heating.

So I've heard.

Come here.

Make yourself comfortable.

There.

I'll be right back in just a minute. I'll get us a drink. Just stay right

there, okay? All right, thanks.

My goodness, but you are beautiful.

There. Burgundy.

Of course.

You are really very nice to me. Just as polite a gentleman as they told me you

would be at the restaurant. Enough small talk. Show me your cunt.

My what?

Your cunt. It's between your legs.

You're dumb. I like that in a girl.

Oh.

Don't be shy. Just lift your dress. That's right. It's got to be under there

somewhere. All the way. That's it. Keep going. I said all the way, my dear.

Now, what's wrong with showing me?

Why not?

I'm just a harmless old man trying to stay fit by combining a love of beauty

with a little daily exercise.

There.

Feels good, doesn't it?

You bet. Now spread it wide so nice Mr. Hoffman can see what he's getting into.

That's my favorite expression.

What's your name?

Michael.

Oh, my.

That's a bum to remember.

That's great ass.

Come over to me. I want to catch a whiff. That's the way.

Splendid.

That's right.

I think this is the only way to get to know someone really well.

My God, that's the taste I've been missing.

This is a beautiful carpet, Mr. Hoffman.

Gently, my dear.

You're the third lonesome magazine hunter that's come in today.

Oh, I won't last the week if business gets any better.

Oh, you must come here more often, my dear.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

it's so nice and big.

So big.

I thought you'd like it.

Yeah.

Oh,

damn. Awkward.

back in.

It's getting soft.

Just can't keep up the way I need to.

Hurry.

I'm exhausted.

Oh, Mr.

Hoffman, you can't quit now. It's not fair.

Oh, that's better.

This is my land.

Wake up.

Don't just lie there.

Get up.

You can't take any more today. You'll have to take the customer to the back.

Come on, son. Get in there.

Are you all right? Take it easy.

I'm Jack.

Keep pushing.

Oh, yeah.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

More. More.

It's coming

Hi, Pops.

Alex.

Hello.

Where's Jack?

Can you lend me ten bucks?

Oh, up to your old tricks, eh?

Well, this time I want it back. I'm not the neighborhood community chest, all

right?

I hope you enjoyed our friendly personal service, Miss Michelle.

Oh, this is my youngest boy. He's only 18.

His name is Alex.

Alex, well, don't moon about.

Shake her hand. Maybe you'd make good friends.

See?

Oh, that boy.

He behaves like he's 10, not 18.

What shall I do with him?

Oh, well.

I want you to go and find Thomas. I want to hold a meeting with him.

We have to help Alex.

Good evening, Thomas.

Remember the time I introduced you to Bridget Bailey?

Remember? How could I forget?

Good. Now we have to do the same thing for your brother Alex.

He's 18 and he's still a virgin, right?

We can't have that. Right. Not in this family. He'll ruin our reputation. I

want him to meet Rachel. Oh, I know her. She's one of your new customers. Yeah,

she'll be good to Alex.

If anybody can seduce him, she can.

Right.

She's sensitive, but she's got lots of know-how, too.

Mm-hmm. She should be just perfect for a backward boy like Alex. Think it'll

work? It should.

Is your father around today, or... Actually, I just want a magazine.

My father's out, but the magazine's right down that aisle.

Um, no, um, this magazine... I want should be

out... You mean it might be in the back, is that it?

Oh, right, right.

In the back section. It's a little difficult now.

But maybe, uh... Oh, come on.

My brother can watch the store.

Oh, good.

Thomas, take care of things here, will you? I'll be back soon.

Okay.

I'll leave you to do all that I know.

Boys, this is a big occasion. I told Rachel that when Alex goes in there, I

guarantee you he'll be treated royally. No more virgins in this family, right?

Ah.

Hello,

Alex. What?

Alex.

Listen, my boy, go into the back room. You'll find a woman there who's all for

yourself. Good luck. Okay?

There. There.

You remember?

The honor of our family depends on you.

Hello.

So you're a... Alex Hoffman. Yeah.

You're bigger than I expected.

I'm Rachel. Come closer.

Rachel? Yes. Come over here.

Come and sit down beside me.

There now.

That's right.

You're shy, aren't you?

Are you afraid of little me?

What's in that?

Tell me.

Hey, now what's that got in there?

Open it.

Oh, let me see it.

That's better.

Oh, let's see.

Algebra.

Wow, what's this, Alex? Oh, you're a naughty boy.

Do you like this?

Well...

Oh, do you like to look at naked women?

Well... Naked women like her?

You're not as shy as your papa seems to think.

Look at me.

You can tell me you like to look at naked women.

There's nothing wrong with that.

Now...

You're a good-looking boy.

Any woman would like you to see her naked.

Would you like me to undress in front of you?

Would you?

Well, would you like to see me naked?

Well... It's getting late. Just a second.

What's wrong?

You seem to be afraid.

Of what?

Sit still there.

Relax You're too tense You have a nice body

You're enjoying this more than I thought.

A lot more.

You're your father's son, all right.

I want to get closer to it, but I'll undress first, okay?

Alex, come on.

Relax.

Am I the very first woman you've seen naked, really? I find that hard to

believe. Now, join me.

Now, you're still completely dressed.

That's not fair, Alex.

You should undress, too. All right?

Maybe. I don't know.

Don't worry.

I'll help you. A good-looking boy like you shouldn't be afraid.

There. Well, let's take your pants off and get a good look.

Now don't be afraid of me. There it is. Oh, it's big.

Oh, look what you've done.

I have to go home now.

But you live here. Oh.

Oh, you little creep.

What about me?

It's been almost an hour.

Our Alex is doing better than I thought that he would with it.

I'm mad.

That's funny.

It happened all right. He wouldn't touch me. And now, now I'm horny as hell.

Come on.

Get over here.

That shithead.

That's no way to repay a father's generosity.

I'll defend our good family name.

I'm awful tired, but I've got to stick up for him. Will you shut up and get

over here?

Alex.

Don't talk. Just fuck me.

I'm not in the mood for polite conversation.

Yes, whatever you say, my dear.

Suck me.

You want me to put my finger in?

Oh,

yeah.

Try to, if they're small.

Wow,

who are they?

That's my father and a friend.

a drink or something?

Nothing.

I didn't say that.

He's 18 and still a virgin. My father's just dying of shame, but Alex is kind of

shy. Could you... Okay.

There.

Dad?

I'll take them, Father.

No, thank you, no.

There's no need, is there, Tom, eh? Alex!

Huh? Come here.

I want these delivered to this address right now. Okay, son?

Good boy, Alex.

Good morning.

My father, Mr. Hoffman, sent me here with some books. Are they for you? Yes.

Here.

Come in.

You must be Alex. That's right. Come in.

Oh, hey.

Just do as you're told, Alex, and we'll get along fine.

Now come in here and relax.

But what about my father? Hey, come on. Your father's getting more than he can

handle already, don't worry.

Please, I can't. Do you want to help your father? Well, sure. Well, all you

have to do is fuck me. I can't. Look.

It's all for the best. Your father, he's getting older. He can't go on forever.

I'll probably be late for my supper. I mean, I... The family business puts on

him. Business is good lately and he can't keep it up all by himself anymore.

That's more like it.

Now we can get serious.

Go take the rest of your clothes off while I warm up your dinner, hmm?

Then come here.

My son's a real man Well, I just want to give him a little present to

my son Alex here

Betty's agreed to help Alex commemorate this important occasion.

Betty, unwrap his gift.

What do you think, Alex?

I knew he'd like it.

I was worried about him for quite a while.

He still owes me a good buck.

All right, so long as he gives his gift a proper fuck, don't you worry.

That's the way your father likes to hear you talk.

As I've always told you, the family's honor rests on your shoulders too, not

just Tom and Jack's over there.

Just look at my boy, a true Hoffman, and he has a prick almost as big as mine.

Give him more time and he'll be as big as an elephant.

Don't be insulted, Alex, but you know what they say, practice makes the cock

grow longer, right? Really, Tad? Now wait, I'll show you what it's all about.

We'll make you a believer yet I

don't

see a thing Alex you

can't challenge me like that

How dare you pull that pea-shoot around against a cannon like mine?

What do you mean? Mine's longer.

Oh, you just have a longer foreskin. That's normal at your age.

But the foreskin's no good, partner.

It's how long it is once you've got it up. How about a little contest?

Real time, how long it takes us both to get an erection, all right? Oh, aren't

we cocky. Betty, take care of Alex.

And Maria, come here.

That's the way.

Well, my money's spent on Mr. Hoffman. Mine too. I'm sure Mr. Hoffman can win

easy.

See, you insolent pup.

Hurry, Betty, or you'll lose.

I'm gaining.

Let's see.

There you are, my boy. It's the most famous clock on the block.

Soft, strong, pops up too. This old Hoffman's fun to chew.

The winner's still champ.

Now the party can start.

First, I'll show you how to do it right, Alex.

Come with me, Betty.

Just do as I do, Alex, and you'll be great.

Just pay close attention.

Of course, first... First of all, you have to get yourself a good sturdy hard

-on.

She's really getting horny.

First, you should stimulate her clitoris. You mean a black thing? No,

stupid. That's her garter belt. Her clitoris is what she's rubbing with her

middle finger.

She's not bad, eh, Jack?

Can I screw her, too? Of course.

Soon as I'm finished.

Is she in pain, Dad?

No, son, she's in heat.

Observe how horny affects a female.

I'm getting pretty horny, too.

Now watch me closely.

I'm going to start. All right.

You're fucking up my present.

Don't be silly, Alex.

I'm just warming up for you.

Delicious.

Well, get over here, Alex, since you're so impatient.

You take the bottom, Jack.

Oh, yeah.

Deeper.

Yeah.

Get a hold of him. Yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, great.

Let me hold it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God, that's good.

Yeah.

Oh, man.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

baby, you're so wet.

Yeah.

Get you out of here.

Thank you.

It's fun, right?

Good boy, good boy.

I think I'm ready for dessert.

Open up, baby.

You came back. You came.

Deeper, deeper.

Your turn.

Your turn.

Oh, baby.

Oh,

baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby.

Oh, baby.

Oh, baby.

Come on, Dad, you can do it again.

Keep doing it again.

Like that? Ah, yeah, yeah.

You'll never make it again, Dad.

Here we go

Shit. Get my own hand in here.

Come on.

Oh, I don't think I can do it again.

Oh, I don't think I can do it again.

Oh, I don't think I can do it again.

Oh, I don't think I can do it again. Oh, I don't think I can do it again. Oh, I

don't think I can do it again.

Oh, I don't think I can do it again. Oh, I don't think I can do it again.

Oh, I don't think I can do it again.

Come and join us.

Come on, you can come again.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

It's fun, right?

Good boy, good boy.

I think

I'm ready for dessert.

Open up, baby.

Hey. Huh?

Not so hard.

Bite it. Yeah.

Don't bite it too hard.

You can do it.

You can do it.

Deeper, deeper. Your turn.

Your turn.

Oh, baby.

Oh,

baby.

Oh. Oh.

You can do it again Oh

Look, he did it again.

All

the

way, baby, come on.

All the way.

Like that?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

You'll never make it again, Doc.

Here we go. Here we go.

Come on, you wanna come?

No, no, no.

No,

baby.

Oh, shit.

Get my whole hand in there. Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Deep, deep.

Oh,

I

didn't think I could do it again.

Oh,

more, more.

Oh, I don't think I can do it again.

Oh, I don't think I can do it again.

Oh, I don't think I can do it again.

Oh, you can try.

You can try.

Can you come again? Good, good,

good, good.

Ah, you're a good man. Come on, Pop, come

and join us.

Come on, you can come again.

A

friend

recommended you. I would like to buy a magazine.

A magazine?

Yes, I'm very lonesome.

Alex, take care of the lady.

Hurry up.

May I?

Alex, there in the back, silly.

Come with me.

I'd love to.

Take care of our safety measures, fasten your seatbelts and adjust the smoke.

I thank you for your attention and wish you a good flight.

Here is your blanket.

Otherwise you will freeze.

So what do you want to have?

Him.

Everything is possible in the air. Throw indiscreet glances behind the scenes of

the flight.

A funny flight of the erotic special class.

Fasten your seatbelts and off to heaven.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

This is Captain Hoppy Schwarz.

We are in an altitude of 20,000 feet.

Our flight time is about two hours.

Even if the captain promises good weather, a little moisture is always to

be expected at the Satisfaction Airlines.

Here everyone is served in a particularly attentive way and special

wishes are promptly fulfilled.

I'll be right there.