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OK, the floor is slippery.

Bar mats going down.

Keg tapped? - She's tapped.

"Top Gun" high-five?

You know it, Goose. Mm, ah!

Where's Isabella? I thought she'd be out here.

Oh, she's up in the speakeasy.

Do you need her? - Yeah.

Can you get her? - Sure.

OK.

Isabella!

I could've done that.

But you didn't.

What's going on?

Is she in trouble?

Am I in trouble?

Did my mom call?

No, you're just fine.

We've got a little surprise for her.

Takoda, you wanna tell them?

This is exciting.

You guys remember the upstairs storage closet?

We're turning it into an office for Isabella!

Aw, that was supposed to be mine.

You're too slow.

Well, wait a minute. What about an employee break room,

or-- or a sleep incubator or-- You know what?

I've got two tanning beds that I do not have space for.

Or maybe I could get an office.

I can take my stool anywhere.

Steve, stop being so selfish.

Isabella earned this.

The speakeasy's been keeping her so busy,

she needs an office.

Sh-- She's coming. She's coming.

All right, all right. Everybody, act casual.

Well, the inventory said you delivered eight cases,

but I only count seven.

So am I dumb, or are you screwing me?

I hate to be that guy.

- Sorry. - OK.

One delivery, five phone calls.

What's going on?

You got that ice-cream-for-dinner face.

- Well-- - Go for Isa.

Hold on, I'm gonna have to go upstairs to check.

Putting you on hold.

♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba ♪

It's classy.

♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba ♪

She just blew you off.

That's gotta be disappointing.

Are you messing with me?

Maybe next time you'll let me make our big announcement.

- ♪ Sometimes it feels like a big ol' fight ♪

♪ To get through the day ♪

♪ And sleep on through the night ♪

♪ But here you'll find a place ♪

♪ That'll surely lift your spirits ♪

♪ You belong at Happy's Place ♪

Hey, Bert and Ernie.

I got a question for you both.

What do Shirley Temple and Arnold Palmer have in common?

- They're both drinks? - They're both drinks!

Oh. Shoot.

I thought you were gonna say "rosy cheeks."

So Isabella and I were talking about the speakeasy, and she--

She asked you to invent a new mocktail

that you're gonna name after yourself.

You know, you guys should hang around Christmas trees

and tell kids what they got.

New plan for the surprise.

First, I need someone to film it.

Steve, you up for that? - Of course.

But I only work with film, not digital.

Takoda, you up for that?

Sure thing.

You got it. Come on.

Oh. Hey.

Hey.

It's foggy out this morning.

Oh-ho-ho, so foggy.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's supposed to rain tomorrow.

- That's what I heard. - Yeah.

Slight chance of morning fog.

Guess we'll see what the day brings.

Yes, we will. Yeah.

OK, guess I better get going.

- OK. - Takoda!

Where are you?

What are you doing? Quit playing games.

Get up here. Come on.

That seems unfair.

Whoa. What are you doing there?

Well, it's my--

I can stand-- shut up.

So it has nothing to do with

that awkward conversation with Bobbie?

What are you talking about?

It's foggy.

So foggy. Lots of fog.

Steve, I'm not here to entertain you.

That's exactly why you're here.

And you've been disappointing me for months.

I'm trying to give Bobbie space, all right?

I told the woman she broke my heart.

You don't just slip back into knock-knock jokes.

I'm not asking you to tell jokes.

I'm the funny one.

I just want the two of you

to start acting normal with each other.

Steve, I know your heart's in the right place.

I really do.

But I'll handle this when I think it's the right time.

OK, but if I die of boredom,

please don't talk about the weather at my funeral.

Look at this place.

We did such a good job.

We?

Yeah.

I mean, you did the physical labor,

but the vision, that was all mine.

Vision didn't power-wash the walls.

OK, let's run through the shots one more time.

I think Isabella will cross into here.

And then I move up capturing the joy

spreading across her face.

And I guess back here she'll hug me.

And then I go wide.

- Unless? - Unless she starts to cry.

Yeah. Yeah.

And then you move in for the money shot.

OK, should we run through the shots one more time?

No. Please no.

Haven't we done this enough, Bobbie?

Ohh, I want it to be perfect.

It's her first office.

Baby bird leaving the nest.

You just have to hope a hawk or a barn owl

doesn't swoop in and snatch 'em out of the sky.

Kind of killing the vibe there.

Sorry about that.

Would you like me to go get her?

No. Best way to get a workaholic's attention

is to pretend it's work.

Hey, Isabella.

Yeah, you better get up here real quick.

Yeah, you know that fruit you ordered?

It's rotten.

What?

It's go time.

...pull one over on me.

Hey, this way.

They put it in the supply closet?

That's not insulated.

My kiwis never stood a chance!

I think your attitude's fixin' to change.

What is this?

This is your office.

Why are you trying to get rid of me?

We didn't rehearse this.

It's a nice thing.

I thought you deserved your own office.

But I like sharing one with you.

Is this because I hum while I read?

Because you said that was cute.

It is cute.

And is it because you feel self-conscious

when you floss your teeth at the desk?

Because I'm so over that.

Listen to me.

This is going to make your life so much easier.

I swear, I get out of breath watching you run

up and down those stairs all day.

Shortness of breath, that's another reason

not to leave you alone.

I'm fine.

And if not, I'll be 10 feet away.

I'll miss you. Won't you miss me?

I'll see you at home.

And at carpool.

And if not, 10 feet away.

What about everybody else? I-- I don't live with them.

You'll see them just as much.

It's not like they'll stop coming up here to help.

Yeah, it's true.

And we'll be open seven days a week soon,

so there'll be even more for them to do.

Exactly.

Honey, listen to me.

You are loved. You are valued.

Nothing's gonna stop just because--

OK, this time I hurt my foot.

Oh.

You know, this room is pretty great.

It is, isn't it?

Doesn't it make you want to just go, eek?

Yeah, it kind of does!

OK, not-- not-- not yet.

Takoda, get in here.

Eek!

Sorry. Business.

Am I too late for the taste test?

Nope.

I know you're busy, so I actually told you

to come a half hour early.

So you are right on time.

Wait, why'd you tell me a half hour early?

Aw. What were you doing?

OK, ladies.

May I present to you the virgin Gabby Hansen.

Boy, it's been a long time since I could say that.

Huh?

You wanna go first?

OK.

Um, so what exactly were you going for here, Gabby?

Honestly, the greatest drink in the history of the world.

It is not that.

Well, you know, I'm sorry.

It is hard to make a drink without booze.

It's like asking Picasso to paint without booze!

Gabby, I think you're putting

way too much pressure on yourself.

Am I?

Hmm?

This is my legacy.

I want old men in ugly plaid shorts

after their crappy round of golf to order me!

How'd it go?

Nobody liked the virgin Gabby Hansen.

It's like my 30s all over again.

Isabella, we need to talk about your budget.

The IRS is going to want to see numbers

that don't end in "ish."

That's why you need an accountant.

I'll bring him back in an hour.

Ish.

You know where I'll be. I'm just--

- Yeah, yeah, ten feet away. - There you go.

Hey!

Hey.

No rain today.

Nope.

Sunny skies.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

That traffic, yeah, that was something else.

Yeah, must be construction.

Yeah, yeah.

It is that time of year, yeah.

Yep.

All righty, then.

What?

Why were you complaining about traffic?

You walk to work.

I can still see it.

What's up with you two?

Well, like I told Steve,

I'm giving Bobbie space.

That's interesting.

Why?

Well, sometimes, I hear things.

I mean, everybody that works here

is so loud and hard to ignore.

And?

I don't know all the details,

but I overheard Bobbie saying that

she was trying to give you space.

She said she was trying to give me space?

Why?

Well, I said, I don't know all the details, man.

Sometimes I actually gotta work around here.

Well, maybe space is good for us.

I don't know, everybody loves space.

You know, without it, we wouldn't have NASA.

Or Tang.

My grandfather used to say,

if two people keep holding the door for each other,

nobody will ever walk through it.

Hmm, was he a philosopher?

No. He was a doorman.

Door's locked. Day is done!

- Yes! - Yeah!

There he is.

What did I do?

Nothing.

You've been up there working.

I haven't seen you for a couple of days.

Can't I be happy to see ya?

I guess theoretically.

Oh, Steve, you're such a kidder.

I miss that.

So what have you and Isabella been working on up there?

A budget for when the speakeasy goes

to seven days a week.

Oh, I've been staring at a computer screen all day.

My eyes are throbbing.

Oh, I'm sorry.

No, no, no. It's a good throb.

Right. OK, I'll see you tomorrow.

Oh, I'm actually gonna start upstairs tomorrow.

Anyway, good night.

Yeah, good night.

Gabby. Oh, good night, Bobbie.

I'm gonna be upstairs working on my mocktail.

- Again? - Oh, yeah. Yeah.

I want to try something with melon.

I had an inspiration last night.

I was making melon balls for my mom but just a little too big,

you know, hoping she'd choke on them.

She didn't.

But silver lining.

Takoda.

Hey.

You've been upstairs working so much,

it seemed like we hadn't talked all day.

So do you want me to start or--

No.

I'll go.

You're gonna get a big kick out of this.

Last night, Isabella and I woke up to this scritchin'

and scratchin' and--

Oh, yeah, Isabella told me all about it this morning.

That was one stubborn squirrel, right?

Yeah, it was.

So do you want more or--

No.

Go home to your family.

- Squirrel! - Squirrel!

Hey there, stranger.

How's it going up there?

Oh, great. Yeah, so great.

Yeah, it's going great down here too.

Boy, do I have some good customer gossip for you.

Oh, I actually have somebody on hold upstairs, so--

- Oh, go. - OK, then.

- Go. - Thanks.

- You bet. - I love my new office!

Oh, I'm so glad you do.

I should've given it to Steve.

Door's open, day's started!

Hello?

Hey.

- Morning. - Where's everyone?

Uh, they are upstairs with Isabella.

Oh. Cool, cool, coolio!

Another day.

Another dollar.

Yeah.

Yep.

So, uh,

are you, uh, OK?

Yeah, always.

Yeah.

OK.

Well, I guess I better get this place opened up.

Yeah.

- Need any help? - Nah. Nah.

- You sure? - Yep.

Yup, yuppity, yuppity.

Um...

Start with the beer.

Strike! Y'all see that?

Of course nobody saw that.

Holy moly.

All right.

All right, here we go.

This sucker is tapped.

♪ Who go, girl? A-you go, girl. ♪

♪ You go, girl ♪

Wait a second. Oh, yeah.

Ahh!

You down, girl.

Look at that. It did rain.

'Kay. All right.

You better love these.

Otherwise, I spent all of yesterday

squeezing my melons for nothing.

There were so many other ways you could've worded that.

Hmm?

Mmm. Mmm, it's bold.

It's unique.

And a bit nutty.

Bold, unique, and nutty.

Congratulations, Gabby.

You just created the Gabby Hansen.

Yes!

And unlike my mother, I created this Gabby Hansen

without alcohol.

Oh.

I want to go to that party.

Hi.

Oh, my God, Bobbie.

Someone's having a bad hair day.

I set up the bar all by myself.

It did not go well.

Bobbie, are you hurt?

I might be lightly concussed.

What the hell happened downs--

what the hell happened to you?

Sorry, my family doesn't believe my job is interesting.

Carry on.

I thought you might be worried after hearing

the crash downstairs, but no.

Bobbie, come on, take a soak-- seat.

Take-- take a seat.

I'm fine.

Oh, just enjoy yourselves.

What's that?

Oh, we didn't say anything.

I'll go talk to her.

No, I got it.

Time to stop holding the door.

He got that from me.

There you are.

Hey, heard it's supposed to rain tomorrow.

Nope.

We're not doing that.

What's going on with you?

I'm fine.

You're fine? I've plucked pheasants

that look better than you.

I had to open up all by myself

while everybody was upstairs having a grand old time.

So you didn't want them to have a good time.

No!

I mean, yes.

What's your point?

So you're upset because they were having a good time

and you felt left out?

Maybe.

And you're too stubborn to admit that you were lonely.

Little bit.

You know, you could've just walked up there.

They're ten feet away.

How hard would it be to walk ten feet?

Wasn't supposed to be funny.

No, it's just that I said the same thing

to Isabella the other day, except I stomped my foot.

You know, you're pretty smart.

You should listen to yourself.

Well, I like giving advice better than getting it.

You realize everyone's up there

because it's the shiny new toy.

I know that.

They're excited to do something new.

Hell, in one week, they'll be back here anyway,

and you know why?

Because they love you.

OK, now I'm embarrassed.

Now you're embarrassed?

Thanks. I needed this talk.

That's what good friends do.

Well, that's not what we've been doing.

OK.

Well, I think it's time we start again.

No more space, OK?

OK.

OK, what can I do to help you clean up?

Ah. Nothing.

I have a plan.

Takoda!

Let me guess.

You have a vision of a clean tavern.