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I thought I told you to clean.

I was busy. I mean, it's not that messy.

The guys are gonna be here in like 15 minutes, right?

You serious?

You didn't put the beer in the refrigerator?

You didn't either.

I can't serve these guys wine.

What are you wearing?

Turn around, front and center.

What the hell are you wearing?

Shorts.

I thought I told you to throw those out.

Why would I throw out my shorts? Because they're like three sizes too small.

This is what everyone wears nowadays.

I don't want my friends seeing me like that, okay?

Go change.

I'm 18 years old, I can do whatever I want.

You will do as you say while you're under my roof.

Go, change.

Oh, shit. You know what?

John, you're a team man.

Yeah.

You know what? I'm going to put 220 on that.

Come on. Take that back.

Take that back.

All right.

This is going to be a good day.

Have I got you guys some chips?

Thank you.

Hi, Eric.

Hey, how you doing?

Hey, Uncle John.

Hey, Jessica.

Nice to see you.

Oh, yeah, sure.

So I was going down there.

You know what, dude? It's been really big. It's just been hot.

That's all. That's all it's been.

What

do

you think, John?

You have a chance here?

Yeah, sure, sure.

Oh, yeah. They're going to be back.

No, they're going to be back.

Can I have one of these?

Sure.

Thanks.

So you're off to college soon, huh?

Yeah, it starts in the fall.

It's really exciting.

Gonna miss you around the house, yeah?

Yeah, I know.

I'm gonna miss you too.

We've had a lot of really good times together.

Fishing, hiking.

Yeah, going to the lake.

You know, I know we're not related and all, but you're kind of like my favorite

uncle.

Happy to hear that.

So, leaving home is exciting, isn't it?

Yeah, yeah, it's really exciting.

Is your pussy already wet?

Told you to put 20 down.

I know. I know.

Don't pressure me. Fuck!

I'm going to get you some extra.

Can you please?

Your friend over here is taking my money.

Jesus Christ. I am not taking your money.

You're leaving your money. You know what?

I don't want to fuck you.

Please. Please.

Please. Please.

Oh!

Oh!

It's not that bad.

Get back.

And commercial.

Dude, have you seen this commercial?

Yeah. Oh, my God, man.

It's like a silverback. It's like a full moon tonight.

Oh, dude. Yes. Yeah.

Oh, dear.

Am I right now?

Sure. Sure.

I was here always, right?

two more chips.

Oh, what a mess.

You broke the bowl, huh?

I know.

God, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to.

Relax.

Tiffany.

Is it true what your daddy told me?

Uh...

I don't know what you're talking about.

He told me you once had a crush on me.

He said that?

I don't know why he would say that to you.

Maybe because it's true.

But you're my Uncle John.

And you're my little Jenny.

Always will be.

But I'm not your real uncle.

Well... Yeah, but just... Do you

still have a crush on me?

I don't know.

Come on, it's long time. I care about you a lot. I like you a lot.

When I like you, I always did.

So, do you still have a crush on me?

I mean, it was a long time ago. It was just like

a little crush, like a schoolgirl crush.

But it's no big deal. I just, I didn't pursue it.

I mean, I'm way too young for you.

You just turned 18, so.

That's it.

I thought you wanted to be a fallen angel.

So have you ever thought about me when you're with your boyfriend?

I don't have a boyfriend, you know that.

You don't like boys?

Of course I like boys.

Sure, they like you. You're that pretty.

I just don't really have time for them.

Have you ever kissed a boy?

I mean, kind of.

So it's like a little little pack

Maybe... Maybe you would like to kiss a man so you know what's gonna come up to

you.

I don't know.

Would you like to try? Maybe you want to kiss me?

Don't worry about it, Dad.

He's watching the game. He doesn't pay any attention.

But he's right there.

So maybe he shouldn't see it.

Are you crazy?

He's a little bit.

Your Uncle John was always a little crazy. That's what you like?

Yeah.

So is it something you would like to try?

I don't know if we should.

It's up to you.

You're not at work now.

You're 18.

You make your own decisions.

Do you think we shouldn't or do you think we shouldn't?

I don't know.

I'd like to try.

That's the right set of mind.

You should always try new things.

Yeah.

If you want to try, you have to come to me.

So I know that you really want it.

If you don't want it, you don't do it.

My dad's in the other room.

I know him longer than you're alive.

When he watches a game, he doesn't recognize anything else.

I guess I do want to try.

Then you need to come forward.

One more time.

Touch your breasts.

Do you want me to?

Do you want me to touch your breasts?

Yeah.

I want to ask you a favor, a very big favor.

What is it?

I want something from you.

When you leave for college, that I can always carry with me.

To think about you.

What is it?

Stand up.

I will carry them with me all the time.

You want another lip?

Another kiss on different lips?

You want me to...

I want you to do whatever you like to do.

It's up to you.

You're a little dog now.

You want to touch it with your hands first?

I see it's soft.

You're doing good.

Move your hands up and down.

Why don't you have your lips open, huh?

What would you like to do?

Wanna kiss it?

If you want, you can do it.

Oh, that's lovely.

It's all yours.

You're doing very well.

You're doing so good.

Your father is watching the football, don't worry.

He's a little drunk already anyways.

Show me your breasts while you do that.

Keep sucking my dick and show me your breasts.

Yes. You want me to see them, yeah?

I would love to see them.

I want to see them.

Yeah?

Yeah.

That's so beautiful.

I can see your smile.

Okay.

and then

Do you want to listen to any things?

I want to stick my tongue

in your asshole.

That's how I'm talking, right?

Tell me, do you want to wait for college or would you like to lose

your eternity tonight?

I don't want everyone to

think I'm a virgin.

I can help you.

You'd help me?

Do you

remember

what I did to you before?

Yes, I want you to.

Oh yes.

Oh, that feels so good.

Oh yes.

Thank you

Hmm.

Okay.

Oh.

Fuck.

I'm so excited to see Harold and Diane. It's going to be great. I am too.

It's been a while.

It has been a while. Hey, hold on.

Did you bring the bottle of wine?

Yes, I have the bottle of wine.

So how long has it been?

I have no idea.

Maybe two years.

We saw my cousins two years ago on her birthday.

Okay. Yes. Yes, yes. About two years, right? Right, right.

It is really going to be very exciting.

Right, Rebecca?

Rebecca? Rebecca!

Sorry, Mom.

What did you say?

What is it? She turns 18 and her head just goes out the window.

That's the edge. The keys.

You know, for God's sakes, Rebecca, could you please just try to listen when

someone's talking to you?

I'm sorry, Mom. What did you say?

What I was saying is...

how nice it's going to be to see harold and diane yes yeah yeah it'll be it'll

be great oh and you know what todd will be there right he's such a great guy

todd's gonna be there yeah todd's gonna be there you know whatever

happened to you guys we all used to be best friends you know wherever you went

you'd go vice versa

I don't know, you just, you grow up, I guess.

Remember that one time they went swimming in her top room? He was such a

gentleman. He went into the bathroom, took off his shirt, gave it to her. Oh

my God, no.

Mom, do not tell this story. It is so embarrassing.

He went into the bathroom and he took off his shirt and he gave it to her. No,

no, do not tell this story when we get there, please.

All right, how much longer?

About 20 minutes.

It took

six

months to get all those construction workers out of our house.

Rebecca! Come say hi to the family.

Hi, how are you?

Good, how are you?

Young lady!

Look how big she's gotten! That's crazy, she's all grown up! How old are you now?

I'm 18.

That's awesome!

Todd just turned 19.

Very nice. Yeah, and we're super excited.

He got accepted to Western.

Oh, he must be so proud. Yes.

He doesn't know what he's going to choose yet, but have you guys started

looking at colleges?

Yeah, I mean, you know, debating between superior and state.

Yeah, just been a big choice to make.

That's awesome.

Well, Todd is actually back out on the porch. He's waiting for us to come see

him. He'll be so excited to see his favorite cousin.

Mom, I'm actually feeling so good. I'm a little nauseous. Can I go to the

bathroom? Of course. Do you need something? I could get you some ginger

ale. No, I'm just nauseous. I'm fine.

Okay, thank you.

You know, ever since she turned 18, she's just been a little moody.

Fuck.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Of course he's here.

Of course he's here.

Hey. I just wasn't feeling well.

I'll be right down.

Yeah, my parents said that you were sick in the bathroom.

But when I went to go check on you, you weren't there.

I just needed some space. I will be right downstairs.

Is it me?

No, and I can't explain it to you or it's going to make it even worse.

I just... I just need some space right now.

I don't understand.

We used to be so close.

We did everything together.

Now you don't talk to me. You don't text me. We don't hang out.

So close.

Key word there. Too close.

People grow up, Todd.

We're not best friends anymore, we're just cousins.

Second cousins at that.

What does that even mean?

Do you remember that one time we were with Kelly and Mark and we were trying

out our fake IDs for the first time and we all got a little too drunk and me and

you are being kind of flirty?

And you were being so protective that the bartender actually thought you were

my boyfriend?

Boyfriend?

I don't even know why you would think that, but of course I'm being protective

of you. You're family.

I just don't understand why this is a problem.

I didn't want anything to happen between us.

You think that I would try something?

You don't even trust me!

It's not always about you, Todd!

I don't trust myself!

Just go.

Kiss you.

Mm.

it would be

That feels so good.

Just keep doing what you're doing, it feels so good.

Just put your mouth on it.

I think we'll just have that.

Mmm.

Oh my gosh, you're burning up.

I think you have a fever.

Yeah, I was feeling nauseous.

Okay. Well, we drove all this way, so do you think you can come down?

Yeah, in a little bit. I'll be right down. Okay, all right. So in a little

bit, we'll see you, okay?

Okay.

Hey, have you seen Todd?

Um, I think he went for a jog or something.

Okay, yeah, we've looked everywhere. We can't find him. All right, well, hurry

it up.

Oh my!

Thank you.

regret this tomorrow.