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Cucumber!

Nice and thick, all bumpy, and so delicious!

How'd you get these?

I got them from Kawabata-kun.

Really?

You know, I've been thinking about this for a while,

but what do you think about Kawabata-kun and Houman-san?

You think they're going out?

Hm? I thought they were just friends.

Hmm, yeah...

Well...

Well?

I'm sorry, Kawabata-kun.

I can't move when it's time to hibernate.

I don't mind.

I don't mind at all.

I guess he's tucked her in before.

What?

You mean like this?

We should sleep.

Yeah.

When it's cold, he gently takes her in his arms...

Wow, you mean like this?!

We should sleep.

Yeah.

Houman sleeps here.

See ya. I'll come and get you at the start of spring.

Thanks.

And Kawabata-kun's right by her side when it's time for her to wake up.

Oh wow! Oh wow! Oh wow! Oh wow! Oh wow!

I didn't know they were so close!

Love takes so many forms!

Love, huh?

Speaking of which, I hear that dolphins mate quite often.

What does mate mean?

Mate!

Muromi-san on the Shore

Episode 12 "Muromi-san and Different Forms of Love"

Fireworks!

Works, works!

Firing tons of sparks into the air that vanish in an instant...

I wonder if they intend it to be a metaphor for themselves.

Fuji-san, there you go again...

You see it light up, but then it disappears before you realize it.

The light that signals a beginning simultaneously signals an end.

Just like the short life of a human.

Fuji-san...

Yeah, but...

But it's pretty, so who cares?

You're right. Very pretty.

Where are you directing that?

Huh?

But it's nice to sit back in a quiet place and watch

from afar as the fireworks go up.

When you're at a local show, it's noisy from all the people,

and your neck hurts from looking up. It sucks.

There's always a lot of fireworks shows in Tokyo.

Yeah?

Last year, Levia-san wanted to

go around to different firework shows. It was awful.

Tokyo!

When she got excited, she tried to shoot off her hellfire.

Hellfire

The Hellfire Blaster

She could turn the world to ash without even realizing it.

Levia-san should just go ahead and turn the land to ash.

For the children of God,

it's obvious that they're incapable of turning the land into a paradise.

Fuji-san...

It's true.

They still haven't even started working together.

Humans...

They've only had civilization for a few thousand years at the most.

They're still full of potential.

You're acting surprisingly mature today.

I like the humans.

Any species that prospers too much is

always destined to eventually fall to ruin.

The humans will follow the same path.

The humans are historically the first animals

to have gathered this much knowledge.

What do you hate so much about humans?

What?

Come on, Muromi-san. You haven't noticed?

She had the person she likes taken away by them.

She can't help but dislike them.

The person she likes?

Yeah.

You mean the person Fuji-san likes, right?

Yeah.

Really?!

She wants Muromi-san to pay more attention to her.

Stop it, Sumida-san!

You should have just said that earlier.

Fuji-san, I...

I...

...hate those big breasts of yours!

Stop! You're going to tear them off if you grab them so hard!

They'll tear off... they'll tear off...

They're gonna tear off!

I want to tear them off!

Look at them!

They're gonna rip!

Rip!

Rip!

I want to rip them off!

Off!

Off!

Hii-chan, don't look.

The climax, huh?

Sumida-san, am I weird?

Love and weird are two sides of the same coin.

I want to be on the other side of Muromi-san.

Love

Muromi-san.

Weird

So I was wondering if there's some sort of

medicine to restore a damaged tail to its former state.

Yours doesn't seem to be damaged at all.

It's not for me.

Muromi, huh?

Even if her tail goes back to the way it was,

she'll just go back up on land and damage it again.

But...

A girl has to take care of her body on her own.

If I wrap her tail in gauze, I think I can help safeguard it.

I want you to say something to Muromi-san, too.

What are you talking about?

I want you to help me get Muromi-san's beautiful tail back.

Fuji-san!

If we prevent it from rubbing up against land, it'll go back

to that beautiful tail it used to be.

I don't really know what a good tail looks like.

Like I've said before, I think Muromi-san

has a different set of values than you do,

so I think you should just leave her alone.

I've given up on stopping Muromi-san from coming up onto land.

But I want her tail to stay pretty.

Yes, if you saw it, you'd understand immediately.

It's so divine, it would change your life.

They say the past is never as good as you think it was.

Anyway, I'm not the one you should be saying this to.

You should just talk to her about it.

I can't do it.

I hate to say this, but Muromi-san would listen to you—

Devil Fish Blade!

You're trying to lead Takkun on again, aren't you?!

Don't suck there!

You don't have to be so mean to her, do you, Muromi-san?

Fuji-san cares about you in her own way.

I keep telling her to stay out of my business.

It's her own fault if she won't listen!

And now she's trying to go behind my back!

Sigh.

From what Fuji-san was saying, your tail used to be really pretty.

I kinda want to see what that looked like now.

It wasn't that big of a deal.

You don't need to see it.

Your tail determines how pretty you are?

How old is that way of thinking?

What's important is inside, right?

You need to factor in how pretty your heart is!

How pretty your heart is? Are you in any place to talk?

But how you look is important, too!

You're just wasting your tail.

Then how about you lose your tail for a little bit?

Huh?

You can experience for yourself that

a tail isn't really that necessary.

Stop! No!

It won't really hurt, so stay still!

Muromi-san!

This is embarrassing.

Is she really...

Is Muromi-san really...

...going to rip off my tail?

If she tears me apart, what... what...

What will become of me?!

Stop it, Muromi-san.

She doesn't want you to do that.

Come on, Takkun. You're too serious.

I wouldn't really rip it.

I was just messing with her.

Tee-hee.

And you're supposed to have a pretty heart?

Mad

You looked like you were about to do it.

Huh, that's weird.

I saved her, but she's glaring daggers at me.

Muromi-san...

If you were the one to do it...

I wouldn't mind.

All right, here we go!

Rock, paper, scissors...

Fuji-san!

Over here!

Huh? Oneetan?

Oh, Fuji-san. Fancy seeing you here.

Distance.

We've grown further apart now!

God is dead!

What's wrong, Muromi-san?!

Next episode is the last episode! There is no God!

Can't help it. All things come to an end.

You don't know that!

What are you going to do if Azazel-san

keeps on going and Muromi ends?

Next Time "The Years Go By Muromi-san"

Do?

I'll just have to become the god of a new world!