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Isn't it awesome?

What?

The condo.

Yeah, it's nice.

It's nice?

That's it?

Yeah, I mean, it's great.

It's probably the most expensive condo you've ever been in.

How do you know where I've been?

Aren't you the unemployed new kid from around the block?

You should work out more.

You don't think before you talk, do you?

So what do you do?

In bed.

You're one of those.

One of what?

What does that mean?

What's this?

It's not what it looks like.

It's frozen yogurt.

It's not frozen anymore.

It looks kind of like a butterfly.

Cause straight Jameson, straight to my head.

And I feel you.

Yes, I feel you.

I'm strong.

I'm underneath your influence.

A double shot, shot straight through my heart.

And you're too good. Oh, you're too good to be right. So I wanna be

right.

What's up?

There's something in there.

In where?

Your butt crack.

Hey.

Yeah?

So like, what the fuck was that thing?

Oh, Jesus.

Fuck me.

Pink and black spot.

Um, it's on my ass.

Does that make it a boil?

Fucking cocksucker.

Fuck.

Cutsucker.

Bye.

Thank you.

You don't come meet your guests at the door?

Mmm, whiskey.

Do you want some?

Sure.

Come on.

The last two hours at the ER went so slow.

You know, it's weird. There, if it's really slow, you find yourself actually

wishing for something really bad to happen, like... if a busload full of

schoolchildren ran into a semi, just anything grotesque to make the night not

seem so fucking boring.

Thank you for that.

Cheers.

So how's your night been? I thought you would be out.

I, um... I don't know.

I, uh... I've had a lot to drink in the last hour.

Are you still working at the hospital?

Stop.

What's wrong?

Nothing.

Ah, fuck!

Fuck, it hurts!

What? Oh, fuck.

Don't touch me.

I think I'm gonna puke.

What's wrong?

I've got this, um...

On my ass.

It's like a boil.

I don't know what the fuck a boil is. It's like a... It's like some crazy STD

or... Or syphilis or something.

I don't know.

Do you have a fever?

I don't know.

How long have you felt sick?

Um...

Just today.

Let me see this thing that you're talking about. No, it's so gross.

I don't want to show you.

I am an ER nurse, dipshit. Nothing's going to shock me.

Don't touch it. Okay?

When did you first notice this?

Uh... Last night?

It's gotten bigger.

Why? What is it?

I have no idea.

Could it be like a pilonidal cyst?

Did you read that on the internet?

Yeah.

You have to go to a doctor. It's definitely some kind of infection.

That's what's making you sick.

I'm sick because I drank too much last night.

Can't we just, like, drain it or something?

I have no idea what it is.

Let's go to the ER.

Look, if I could have gone to the doctor, I would have. I don't have any

money. Can't you just... just help me drain it?

I read that stuff about cysts on the internet. They said you could just drain

them. I wouldn't touch that thing until it's been tested and looked at by a

doctor, Nathan. You're not listening to me.

Okay, let's go. I'll pay for it.

I'll pay for the test and whatever they have to do. I don't need your charity,

Ian. I need your help.

I do want to help you, but by getting you some actual help, that's not going

to make that worse.

Just go.

I can handle this on my own.

I mean, you are aware that I have treated patients in six different

countries. I once saw this tropical ulcer in the Solomon Islands. Ian, thank

you for coming over.

But I'm going to handle this by myself.

It's frozen yogurt

You leave me, you leave me, you You always leave me You always leave me

Satisfied, satisfied

Want

you

so bad The way you take me Oh, you take your time

The very same time

I need you