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Yo, did you see who the fuck we got in the back?

What? Did you see who the fuck we brought in the... The Bambino?

Look at this guy.

Where the hell has this guy been?

He's everywhere.

He's been hiding under a rock.

Yo, I came to work today and I found him sleeping in the van.

The door was wide open. The door was wide open. Yeah,

this fool doesn't have anywhere to stay down here.

Yo, where you been, bro?

Everywhere. Fucking Vegas.

For the most part.

Vegas for the most part? Yeah. Yeah? How are the guys down there?

You know this guy's getting a clown, bro.

I'm just kidding, bro. How are the girls? You got some pussy down there?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, you left us alone over here in Miami, man. I know.

I didn't even change my name.

You changed your name?

Yeah. Thank God.

Thank God.

Because, you know, I don't know. That first name was kind of whack. What?

Jacob? Because it's my name.

I feel like we were like...

Brothers? Attached in some way, some gay ass way.

The baboon? The baboon.

Baboono? Dude, I would never do this shit again.

Yo,

didn't we leave this food last time? Yeah, the beach. I remember that shit.

How'd you get home that day?

I took a cab. You took a cab? Oh yeah, he had a towel.

We left him with a towel. I remember.

I remember we kicked him out with a towel.

Oh, poor dude. That wasn't my idea. That was his idea.

Hey, one of y'all. That was G's idea.

That wasn't my idea. G's idea.

Wait, I'm outside.

What? I look back.

Boom. With a towel.

Yo, no hard feelings, right, Bambino?

No, no. No hard feelings. It was all in good fun. Right. We had fun. You should

have known better.

You better not get out today.

Yo,

we gotta get this guy some good pussy. Let's get him some fucking... Where we

at right now? I'm going to my cousin's house.

Go pick up your cousin?

I got a good one, bro. My cousin. Is she white?

What kind of racist shit is that? Is she white?

He wants white pussy.

Sorry. We in the hood today, Bambino. You ain't getting no white pussy.

We're in Hialeah, bro. Nah, I'm kidding. We're in Hialeah, bro. We're gonna get

it. We're in Hialeah.

We're gonna get you some of the best.

Look, Hialeah, we're nowhere near a fucking ocean, but yet motherfuckers

feel like they need to own a boat.

We're fucking like 50 miles from the ocean.

Oh, look. Grandma!

Swagga! Swagga.

Look at this.

Grandma! Don't you live on energy?

I don't live out here, motherfucker.

You do live out here, though. I do not live out here.

Look, the only spot where you got an auto part next to your house right here.

Where you can go pick up your car, get out of your house and go walk and get

your car.

Fucking crazy. Because if you live in Haida, that shit's always broken down.

We should fucking just go to a cafeteria and stay there. And just wait? Yeah,

just wait. Just wait? And bait them. Order some cafe con leche and wait. Wait

them. Yeah, wait them out.

Any hookers?

What's up? We're getting hopped at. Maybe there are some hookers. Oh, look

at this.

Oh, look at that shit right there, bro.

Wait, hold up.

Mail time?

Should I just get up on the grass like that?

I don't know.

They don't touch shit?

They don't touch shit?

Hello, we're here.

Maintenance.

Excuse me.

I can't even talk. I don't even know what to say. She scares me.

Why are you taking pictures with me?

I'm not taking pictures.

This doesn't take pictures.

It takes video. I'm recording you. Why are you recording?

Because you got a fat booty. That's why I'm recording you.

I'm just kidding. I'm sorry. Listen.

What are you doing?

How can I help you?

What's your name?

Why would I tell you my name?

Because you're a nice human being?

I'm a nice human being. And that's what human beings do? To get to know each

other?

She's putting that up. She's like a mad chonga.

Nothing.

yesenia is your name yesenia yesenia no it's not yesenia no you're mistaken

dude it's not yesenia uh okay barbara it's not

barbara carmen carmen yeah carmen no it's not carmen

Yo, can we talk to you for a second? Do you got five minutes?

Are you checking the mail? Are you just standing there

looking like you're checking the mail?

Can you come over here for five minutes?

Just stop and talk to me for two seconds.

Listen, you got a fat ass.

You got a really nice body.

Yeah, I'm sorry. I don't mean to be rude.

Is it disrespectful?

Yeah, what do I look like?

Like a girl with a fat ass?

I'm sorry.

Okay. Like, but you probably... Look, I got $10 if you talk to me.

$10? To talk to you? Was that rude?

To talk to you? Just to talk to me. I'm doing the interviews.

We're trying to find out... We're trying to find girls that, like... Alright,

look. Here, I'll give you... I'll give you $20.

$20? Yeah.

$20 to talk to... Yeah, $20 to talk to you. Come here.

That's a little bit too much.

Come here, come here. I got you. Look, I got you.

Alright, I'll give you $30.

$30? Just five minutes of your time.

I don't think so.

Come on.

Please?

Please?

This is like weird, dude.

Please?

Yo, $30. Just have a conversation with me. $30?

I'm going to follow you.

We're going to follow you.

Look, she got a fat ass, right?

She got a fat ass.

Yeah, she got a fat eye. Do you know her?

She doesn't know her. She work for you? Alright,

look. This is my last offer for right now. Look, we do interviews. I'll give

you 50 bucks.

50 bucks?

Yeah, 50 bucks.

Just for a quick interview. It takes 10 minutes.

I don't know.

Come on. Of course you know.

No, I don't know. I have to get back to work.

Okay, I mean, you got 5 minutes. Come on. Just say there's a lot of mail or

something. Right.

5 minutes to talk to you.

Five minutes to talk to us.

Just to talk to you.

Just here, you can come get it.

Um, I'm not going, like, I'm not gonna walk towards you.

That's what I'm keeping. I don't know what you guys have in that van.

Here, girl. Here, girl.

There's nothing in the van. Open the door so she knows. There's nothing in

the van. It's just Bambino back here. It's just this fucking ugly dude we got.

It's just me.

This is his old dude. Yep. This old guy with gray hair.

His gray hair, he sleeps in here.

We got this guy that sleeps in the back. Just so you won't, like, try anything

funny. We're not going to try anything funny. We're going to talk to you right

here. Yo, you look like a, like, you could handle your own.

Right? You look tough. Hang up on your friend. Hang up on your friend. Tell

your color back. Oh, no, because I don't know what's going on here. Like, I'll,

give me a second, okay?

I want to see what's up.

She just made 50 bucks for talking.

Hey, that guy over there. We can interview your friend, too. Is she a

girl?

Yes, she's a girl. Is she hot?

We want to interview hot chicks.

Are you going to take this fucking money or am I just holding it for nothing?

You can take it. Look, you can grab it.

But you're going to talk to us, right?

For five minutes?

Just talk? Ten minutes? Yeah.

Ten minutes?

Oh, God. Five, ten minutes. What's the difference? Come on. You added five. All

right. Here you go. Here you go. Five minutes. Fine. Never.

All right. There you go. See? Look. No harm, no foul. Look. See? That wasn't so

hard, right?

I guess not. That was easy.

So let's start with your name.

Well, my name is Demi.

Demi? Okay.

Hola, Demi.

Hola.

Here, I'm going to call you back later, okay?

Hola, Demi.

So you're at work?

Yes. You're on your break, I guess? Yes, I am.

Wow. I mean, I don't mean to, like, I mean, we were looking for girls with

nice bodies because we're trying to, like, like, we're trying to interview

girls and see what they do. Like, what's your workout routine? Like, how do you

keep this nice body? Is it something just in the food and water here in

Hialeah? How do you do this in a, like, in a white creepy van?

Well, it's the only van that was available to rent.

that's all i could have did it in my little but we don't really fit you know

what i mean you know that would look even weirder trying to interview you in

a little i guess four-door yeah yeah see the white the van you know so it's a

professional van so like we were trying to wonder like girl all like spanish

girls in in in this area like have these fat ass booties so we're just wondering

is it like something that

I think it just comes in my blood.

Just comes in your blood? Like, what do you eat? What's my diet? What's your

diet? What did you eat today?

What have you eaten today?

I ate rice and beans.

There you go. See, that's the same answer we get with almost every girl.

Really? I think it has something to do with the rice and beans.

I guess so.

What about avocados? Do you eat avocados? I eat avocados, yes. Can you

turn around for us just to kind of show us? I thought you said just talk.

I want to do this interview, but...

The sound out here is kind of distracting.

That's why we rented the van, because it's kind of quiet in here. Do you mind,

like, if we just finish the interview inside the van?

Oh, I'm not stupid.

Like, I'm not, like, I'm not going to get in a van with people that I don't.

You really don't sound like it either.

Yeah, I'm not going to get in a van with people I don't know, like.

You know me.

Come on, I'm freaking Peter. Listen, we know each other. How? I don't know how I

feel. This is Peter. This is Lou.

And my name is George. I don't know a Peter or a Lou.

Like, I don't know no Peter or Lou.

No, well, you do now.

That's Peter. That's Lou.

This is George.

Nice to meet you.

Well, it's nice to meet you, but I'm not going to get in the van with you. Okay,

but look, we'll offer... What's up with that?

Listen, all right, look. Look, I have lots of money, see?

And I could offer you more, all right?

I'll give you a hundred... Like, on top of that, you could keep that, obviously,

for your trouble.

But I'll give you a hundred dollars to finish the interview.

Yes, inside.

Five minutes?

Yeah, I think you have a lot to, you know, I think we have a lot to learn

from you, and I think you have a lot to say. I don't know. Let me just get your

license, please, just in case. You know what?

More than welcome to. Please do.

Shut that door. Go ahead. Go ahead. It's fine.

There you go. Make sure you get it.

Text it to your friend.

Well, I texted her, so don't try anything funny. Oh, no, that's fine.

That's perfectly fine. I'm glad you did that. It shows you're a smart girl.

Yeah.

I still don't want jokes.

Yeah, but you like money, right?

Look, these are the people who made it in here, signed the van, so you can see

it's legit.

Come on in.

Step in.

Whoa, whoa. Sorry, I was just lifting you up.

Step inside, see?

Wow, a lot of people are in this van.

It's soundproofed and everything.

Soundproofed? Yeah, well, because of our interview, not because we're... Gonna

harm you relax.

Oh, I'm sorry Yeah, do you wanna you got anyone you could tax and tell me you

gotta you'll be right back or anything You should probably do that text that

same friend that same friend the same friend, you know Hey,

where's it brought from probably right around this area, right?

What's your background what's your nationality I'm actually Puerto Rican.

You're Puerto Rican.

Boricua. Boricua.

Adiante.

Nice. Adiante.

You know your pants are all ripped up? Yep.

Shut up. That's the style.

The style or did you get ripped off?

No.

I'm pretty sure they're just things. I think you overpaid for those.

You think I overpaid for them?

That's a little rude.

That's nice.

Can you tell us a little bit about your habits?

Do you work out?

Do you do squats?

I'm a pretty normal girl.

Do you do squats?

How do you get a fat ass like that?

It's just genetics.

Does that bother you when I say fat ass?

Yeah, it kind of bothers me.

That's a little rude.

What do you think is better? Big booty?

Big booty.

Big booty?

Fat ass?

Fat ass sounds good.

P-H-A-T.

Yeah, I don't mean like fat like it's F-A-T. I mean like P-H-A-T.

Because that makes a difference.

Yeah, it totally makes a difference. On paper, for sure.

I guess so. On paper, it looks much nicer.

So how old are you?

I'm 19.

19? Yeah. Okay. You've always had a big ass like that?

Yeah. Were you teased in school?

No. no people do you get it like slapped a lot and they run yeah they

slap it and run and just say you have to chase them get all angry did you fight a

lot yeah did you beat a lot of kids down yeah you're a fighter on you got that

puerto rican fighter blood yeah i got it from my family yeah

so it's pretty much genetics like i your mom got a fat ass yeah yeah

You got any sisters?

No.

No sisters?

No sisters.

But your mommy got a fat ass. Yeah.

Hey.

That's a little rude.

Can your mom twerk?

Why are you asking me that? I thought this was like a... In an interview about

your body, do you work out at all?

I do. Can you twerk?

I can't twerk.

You can?

Oh my god.

Can we see it?

No. On camera?

Why not?

Why would I show you?

Because we asked.

And you're nice. And we're nice.

And we're nice.

And you're nice. And we're all nice.

And we're all friends.

I don't know.

Do you twerk at the club?

Yeah. Yeah, in front of a bunch of strangers.

Yeah. Yes.

How come you can't do it for us? But here we're friends and you won't twerk

for us.

That's not very nice.

Who's being the not nice guy?

I don't really know. I don't know how I feel about that. We were just talking.

All right, all right.

Will you at least take a picture for our social media likes?

Just a picture just with you and my boy here, but he's got a little costume.

He's got a put on Just a little little costume, okay, you don't mind

and then we just wanted to do just like cheese smile in front of it Yeah,

and then we'll let you go

I'll even give you luck. I'll give you $50 for your time. Yeah? Yeah, so right

now you're at like $200.

Oh, okay.

Yeah? It's pretty easy, right? Easy.

Good? Yeah, yeah, go ahead. He's going to change into his outfit. He doesn't

want to change in front of you, so he's going to go behind you. So don't peek,

okay? Because he's shy. Yeah, very shy. He's shy, so just... Okay.

Keep telling us about yourself. So, do you have a boyfriend?

No.

No? No. You're single?

Yeah. Ready to mingle?

No.

No? Why not? What, are you trying to focus on yourself?

Yeah.

Boring. Boring?

So, I mean, can I be... Don't get offended, but okay, but what do you do

about, you know, the... Releasing the tension, per se?

Have my toys.

Oh!

You got toys?

Damn!

Toys, for real? That was a little too much. I don't want you to, you know... I

mean, you told me. I didn't... You offered that information.

Sorry.

Don't say sorry. So you have toys.

Yeah. So you kind of opened the door for me to kind of talk more about that. So

will you tell us about your toys?

You're the one who brought it up.

Like big toys, small toys, medium toys.

A little bit of everything.

Vibrators, non-vibrators.

Vibrators.

Really? Damn, so you're a little bit of a freak, huh?

There you go! There's the outfit!

Yo! Yo!

Yo,

look at this guy!

Look at his outfit!

So what do you think?

It's an elephant, like... What? It's a... I told you he was going to wear a

little costume.

Yeah, you said you'd take a picture with it. With him.

With him. Yes, him, his outfit.

Okay, I guess up here.

No, look, let me get the phone ready.

Let me get the phone ready.

But look, I want you to go by the elephant and say cheese.

By the elephant?

Yeah, turn towards me.

There, stand up. Like, just, yeah, spread your legs. Stand up so you can

face me.

There you go. Hold up.

There you go. I got my phone ready.

I got my phone ready.

Good. Here we go.

One, two.

Yeah, come on. Here, squeeze this.

Yeah, look.

Here, just put your face by it. I'll give you a hug. Look, I'll give you,

I'll tell you, I'll give you 50 bucks.

50? Turn towards me, baby. A little bit more. Turn towards me. There you go. I

want to see both eyes.

Yo, that thing's hilarious.

Look it. It's got a little fucking.

That's awesome! That actually is a little funny. It's awesome, right?

Wee! Wee!

Look at the elephant.

It's got trunks in it.

Pull the ears on the side.

Look. Wee!

Come on!

I don't know. Put your face by it and just like say cheese.

Come on. How do you do this stupid bullshit?

Bullshit? Yeah, I hate bullshit. How do you do this shit?

Yeah, one, two, three, maybe four. Come on!

Come on, have some fun. That's part of the interview?

Yes, it's part of the interview. Come on, I'm paying you.

Come on.

By your face and go like, cheese.

It's a little weird.

There you go, cheese.

Nice. Oh, look, she's... That's funny, actually.

I think that's a little too much.

Look at her.

She's pressing the little thing.

Press it again. Pull it up. Press it.

You ever have a guy wear that for you?

First time?

First time.

That's a little weird.

So that's good. You're a good sport.

What? What happened?

Oh, shit. Oh,

my God.

Now look what you're doing to it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. It's like a real elephant.

That's a real elephant, right?

Oh, my God.

That's really funny.

Do it, Koki.

Oh,

my God.

I'm sorry. That wasn't supposed to happen, I guess.

Yeah, it's kind of... Yeah. It's kind of what?

It's big.

It's kind of big? Yeah.

Yeah? I'd give you 50 bucks if you touch it.

If I touch it? Yeah, if you squeeze it. Like, what do you think I am?

A girl that's single. She already touched it. Yeah,

but I'm not, like, a slut or anything.

Okay, that's fine. We didn't say you were. Yeah, we didn't say you were.

A slut! Why would I touch it?

Because you want to make 50 bucks?

Just touch it.

Just touch it.

just touch it like that oh she's touching it like that yeah look we're

gonna take another shot with it with it there we go here we go one two three

good one two three good okay oh my god

that one's actually big it's actually big yeah how do you feel about big dick

i like it you do yeah I mean, you could take it out if you want to see it. I

mean, it's up to you.

Right. I mean, you are growing it.

Yeah.

It looks like you don't want to let go of it now that you're grabbing it.

Look.

It's really funny.

Go, pull it down. You know you want to. Pull it.

Okay.

Here we go. Here we go.

Smile.

You're gonna put this on me? Yes, there we go, there we go. No smile.

Look who we got on the bus today.

There you go.

What else you wanna do with it?

She wants to put it in her mouth.

Will it fit in there?

Maybe.

You willing to try?

Yeah.

Oh shit, she likes it.

Look at this girl.

She like the elephant, huh?

She must love elephants.

She's an animal lover.

She like baboons and elephants.

Baboons.

I knew she was a freak.

So this is a trick?

No, you got paid, right? You're getting paid.

So technically ain't nobody getting tricked.

Well technically.

I

just

want to reach for the nuts.

She'll let you grab it.

She'll let me grab it. She's like, grab it.

Go for it.

Yeah, let's make it hard. Let's make it hard.

She's moaning? You moaning back there?

She likes it rough, huh?

I think she does.

Is it getting hot in here?

Uh, no.

Shit.

I'm, like, sweating.

Lift that up. Lift it up.

Just lift it up like that. No, don't take it off. Don't take it off. Just

leave it like that. I was helping you. Oh, my God. I feel like I need to

breathe. Let's just bring it away. No, no, no. Come on. Let us see those tits.

Put them back on. There you go.

Damn.

You're suffocating in there, huh?

Yeah. Yeah?

Like cock?

Mmm, I like that.

She's a science queen, huh?

She likes it.

How far can she go?

How far down can you go?

She's trying to swallow it. Yeah.

Have a seat, have a seat.

Isn't this a little too wrong?

Oh, no. Not at all. It's every bit right.

Yep.

Well, it's kind of wrong if you don't take off your top.

No, no. Let her keep the top on. It's fine like that. Yeah, yeah. Let her keep

the top on.

But it's okay.

Look at that face.

She

loves it.

Sure does.

Wow.

Thank you.

Yeah.

It's probably too big for you, right?

I guess, yeah.

I mean, it probably wouldn't be able to fit. It's pretty, like, big.

It probably wouldn't be able to fit in your pussy, right?

Probably not.

No, it wouldn't? No. At all?

At all? I'll go with gentle. You don't want to try?

Hmm.

You're already halfway there, right?

For the most part.

Might as well get your nut, right?

Hmm. You're single.

I have to go back to work.

That's all right, so you better hurry up. Right.

Get to it hurry Hmm go down there real quick. Go now.

I'll fucking you know that Hey, you'll make yourself choke on it.

I Bet you she wants you to force her head on it.

She likes that

Like

when he helps you yeah

That's off right there.

Right there, spoon down.

Show us that fat ass that we were looking at all day today.

She's trying to keep her underwear on.

Look, her underwear ripped, too.

Are they? Yeah, take those off. You don't need those. Those things are

ripped. They don't even fit you.

They're probably old.

No.

Don't worry. I actually just got them.

You're going to be able to buy some more after today.

Most definitely.

Get that ass up. Get that ass up.

Yeah,

bend over right there. Get up. Bend over right there. Keep the jeans right where

they're at.

Yeah, pull those down. Just bend it over.

Yeah.

Yeah, pull him down right there.

Sit up.

Damn.

Is she wet?

Is that wetness there?

I don't know about that.

I don't know about that.

You don't have to touch it. You're fine.

You're fine.

It looks great.

Don't trip.

Stop touching it.

You're okay.

I got you. Don't worry.

I got an extra pair of hands here.

You're good.

Look at that. Look.

Is she wet? Yeah.

There she goes. Look at that. I'm shiny.

Shiny. Look at the nail.

Bring it that way. This way? Yeah, right there. Like that.

I want to see that face.

Look at him, look.

He likes it.

What is this for?

Such a deep.

Go ahead, give it to me.

What's your favorite position?

My favorite position? Yeah, what's your favorite way of getting fucked?

Doggy style.

Doggy? That's my favorite.

I mean, I like.

Take those clothes off. Yeah.

Take those.

Take it off. Take it off.

Just the bottom half. Just the bottom? Just the bottom half.

Take those off.

Look, she's happy now.

Now you're going to get to go to work, you know?

Stress-free.

Hopefully. Your friend ain't going to believe her.

I don't think I'm going to tell my friend.

Tell your friend or let her come.

Tell her to come find us.

Tell her to come find us.

Tell her we're a huge stress relief.

Stress relief.

Stress relief. There you go.

There you go.

Core, core, core, core, core.

She's single and ready to mingle. Yep.

Definitely mingling right now.

A little too much?

No, not at all.

Not at all.

She's begging you to shove her fucking head on it.

Yep. She's begging you to shove her head on it.

Push your fucking head down on that dick.

There you go, fuck your face.

Ah, there you go.

That's definitely a position you could do twice, right? Yeah.

With that fucking booty like that.

Oh, my God.

Yo,

Bambino, tap me in.

What?

You want to jump in?

Are you going to leave it at crystal throw? Oh, my fucking God.

Help.

I like this one.

Spread that ass.

There you go. Suck that shit. Shove your mouth up.

There you go. Get every last bit of drop.

Suck it dry.

It's getting late. I have to get to work.

It's getting late. You have to get to work?

It's awesome.

It's fucking amazing.

Wow, this girl's a keeper.

Yeah.

I mean, like, I really have to go to work.

Oh, yeah, we'll take you to work. Don't worry. We'll take you right now.

Okay. Oh, my God.

Look at it. She's still sucking it.

Still sucking it.

Yeah, she likes it.

I mean, are you guys going to pay me?

Oh, are we going to pay you? Yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah, of course. What do we owe you?

$200 plus.

$200 plus. Okay, you know, we'll make it even $300 because she's so amazing.

We're going to make it even $300.

Okay. Here, you want to maybe wipe your face, I guess?

You got your tissue for you.

There you go.

Um... Shit, I gotta... Yo, is there a place I could pee real quick? I gotta...

You don't mind if I jump out and take a piss real quick, do you?

No, and then... I'll pay you right now. I just can't... I can't think straight

because I gotta pee so bad.

I mean, I have to be back soon. I gotta think... I can't even think straight.

Right here, right? Right here. Let me just jump out real quick.

Oh, my God. Let me just... Okay, hold on. Let me get my shoes. Do you see my

shoes over there?

Do you see my sandals over there? You don't see my sandals over there, do you?

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

What the fuck? Those are my pants.

No, those are his pants.

No, those are mine.

I was trying to... Why would you throw my pants out there?

I was trying to play a joke on him.

You were trying to play a joke on him? Yeah, I was trying to play a joke on

him. What the fuck? Just go get him.

I can't get all naked.

It's fine. Nobody's here, though. Nobody's here. Nobody's going to say

nothing. Why would you throw my pants out there? That's such a fucking dick

move. I swear, I thought they were his.

That is such a fucking dick move.

What the fuck?

She complained about her money, is that what she said?

This money? Oh, shit. She left her phone.

She left her phone?

And the money.

Oh, hey, text your friend. Let's see your friend. See if you can scoop her.

Let's see.

Pretend you're her and we'll fucking scoop her up. Tell her to meet you

somewhere.