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Attention, boils and ghouls.
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lt's time for Doctor Wolfenstein's
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Creature Feature Show.
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The doctor is in!
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Don't scream. Don't move!
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Stay tuned on Channel 68's
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Halloween Eve movie marathon.
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l'm your host,
your ghost host with the most,
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Dr. Wolfenstein.
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l will be with you until the end.
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Howdy, folks!
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You like blood, violence,
and freaks of nature?
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Well, then, come on down
to Captain Spaulding's
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Museum of Monsters and Madmen.
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Yeah, see the Alligator Boy.
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Ride my famous Murder Ride.
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Most of all, don't forget to take home
some of my tasty fried chicken.
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ltjust tastes so damn good.
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...decapitated with a meat cleaver.
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See it, hear it, and actually feel it.
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Coming after you to rip your flesh apart.
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Unbelievable but true.
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See it, hear it, and actually feel it.
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Fresh meat.
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Shit. l can't do nothing with this now.
l can't get rid of this.
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lt ain't worth nothing. My name's all over it.
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l was fixing to trade it to Jackie Cobb.
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That retard that hangs out
at Molly's Fruit Stand?
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-Yeah.
-You know, for the life of me,
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l cannot understand
why you hang out with that asshole.
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He's one horny retard.
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Well, hell, ain't they all?
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All they want to do is eat and fuck.
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Well, if you knew him,
you might understand his urges.
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Worse than a rabid-ass baboon.
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Yeah. You know what his favorite thing is
next to whacking his weasel?
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He takes a sharpened pencil
and sticks it in his eyeball and twists it.
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-What?
-He doesn't hurt himself, though.
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He kind of twists it right next to his eyeball.
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He's been putting that pencil
someplace other than his eyeball.
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Nah, he don't do nothing like that.
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Although, once, he got caught,
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you know, with a Planet ofthe Apes doll
stuck up his asshole.
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Goddamn!
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Yeah, they had to take him to the hospital.
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Kid had Dr. Zaius stuck halfway up his butt.
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Couldn't get it out.
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See it, hear it, and actually feel it.
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Coming after you to rip your flesh apart.
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Did you fix the toilet yet?
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Yes, l did,
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and l don't want you stuffing
any goddamn paper towels down there.
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l had to snake the shit out that thing.
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Here you go.
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Now, you bust that crapper,
l'm gonna bust your ass.
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l hear you.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
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Hairy fucking Moses!
Y'all get the fuck out of here!
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Cool it, clowny!
Keep your paws where l can see them!
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Yeah, don't move!
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Or l'll blast a hole
the size of a Kansas City watermelon
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through your ugly-ass bozo-face!
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What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
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Go grab that other asshole
out of the shitter
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and drag his ass back in here.
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Right.
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You miserable motherfuck...
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l ought to jump over this counter
and bash your fucking balls in!
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All right, Pippi, hand over the cash box,
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and l might
leave your brains inside your skull.
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Well, l'll tell you what, Ski King.
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Why don't you just take
your Mama home some chicken,
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and then l won't have to stuff my boot
all up in your ass.
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l don't like chicken. And l hate clowns!
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Let's see, l get it all? l got all this...
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-Put that shit down!
-All right!
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Put it down! Fuck!
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That is it!
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l'm gonna count to 1 0,
and you're gonna hand over all the cash,
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or l'm gonna splatter your greasepaint mug
across the state line.
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-One!
-Fuck your mama!
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-Two!
-Fuck your sister!
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What are we gonna do?
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Hey, l know you.
You work at the hardware store, right?
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-Richard Wick, right?
-Shut your trap!
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Quiet down! Both of you!
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-Three!
-Fuck your grandma!
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Hey, l remember now.
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All the guys made fun of you,
called you "Little Dick" Wick.
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Shut up!
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Stop singing! l hate that song!
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Get your fucking mask back on!
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Oh, fuck it!
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Most of all, fuck you!
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Goddamn motherfucker
got blood all over my best clown suit!
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How many want a touch this afternoon?
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Raise your hand
if you want God to touch you.
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l'm gonna pray that God
will give you a divine touch...
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The U.S. Department of Agriculture
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is checking whether state
meat and poultry inspectors
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are good enough to allow the product
to go on sale nationally.
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The USDA has said...
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Man, some of these Manson chicks
are really hot.
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Shit! How are we almost out of gas?
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Look, and this Squeaky. Right here.
That's a girl you would date.
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Jerry, how much did you put in?
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l don't know. Two, three bucks.
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Two, three bucks?
l told you to fill the tank!
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Bill, feel me. Am l made of money? Get off.
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Jesus Christ, Jerry.
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Don't panic yourself there,
way-too-much-caffeine-guy.
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You know, l wouldn't be drinking
so much coffee
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if you did your share of the driving.
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-You know l don't have night vision.
-Not this again.
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Seriously, l can't even make out the lines
on the road.
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-Oh, please.
-Fine, Bill. You know what?
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You want to pull the car over?
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l'd be more than happy to kill us out here
in the middle of nowhere.
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Look, besides,
there's a billboard, right there.
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"Captain Spaulding's
Museum of Monsters and Madmen."
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Oh, that sounds great!
"Fried chicken and gasoline."
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Next exit. There you go. Problem solved.
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And we didn't have to freak out.
No big deal, Bill.
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Dick.
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All right, l'll pump the gas.
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Go inside and see
if it's worth checking out.
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Okay, Mr. Cranky.
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Holy crap! You gotta see this place!
lt's boss.
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-Yeah, how boss?
-Really fucking boss.
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Like wake up the chicks
and break out the camera boss?
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Hell, yeah.
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Wakey-wakey! Eggs and bacon!
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Hey, sweetie, come on.
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Grab Mary and get your stuff
and come on inside.
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Bill and l found a kick-ass place.
Come on, move, move!
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Let's go.
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Come on, Sleeping Beauty.
lt's time to go to work.
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What's in that case over there?
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Hairless monkey.
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Did you see the Crocodile Boy?
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How'd you like to find that in your pants?
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Excuse me, sir?
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-Howdy.
-Hi.
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l love this place.
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How long you been running this place?
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Well...
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How long's a piece of string?
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l don't know.
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Too goddamn long, that's how long.
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Too goddamn long. That's right.
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l hear that. But how long, actually?
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Oh, shit, l don't know exactly.
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l took over from my pa
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right after the Duke nabbed the Oscar.
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You mean John Wayne.
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Hell, son, how many Dukes
do you know about?
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Greatest American ever lived. Look at that!
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Circle up the wagons, Pilgrims.
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Whatever you say, Cowboy.
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Yeah, l'm not that much of a Western fan.
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l like science fiction.
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Space boy.
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Yeah, well, l figured as much.
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Let me ask you something.
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How come you asking
so many jackassy questions?
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You see, my friends and l,
we're driving across country.
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We're writing this book, actually,
on offbeat roadside attractions.
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You know, the crazy shit you see
when you're driving across the country.
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l don't drive across country.
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But if you did?
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But l don't.
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Yeah, but just supposing
for a second that you did...
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You little dickens, you.
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-l know what your problem is.
-What's that?
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Y'all think us folks from the country
grew up funny-like, don't you?
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-Jerry!
-Yeah, we'll saddle up the mule, Ma!
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Slide me some grits!
l's got to get me some education.
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-Jerry!
-You asshole!
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No, no, l really am very interested.
l'm not trying to make fun.
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Got you!
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You are such a bad clown.
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Oh, fuck these sights!
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Who the hell would want to read
about all this horseshit, anyway?
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You'd be surprised.
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Son, look around.
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Would l be surprised?
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Oh, finally! Great, great, come on!
We paid for the tickets.
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-Let's go, let's go, let's go!
-What tickets?
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This isn't everything.
There is actually a Murder Ride.
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A Murder Ride?
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l don't want to go on a Murder Ride.
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-Yes, you do want to go on a Murder Ride.
-No, l don't.
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Hey, how about if we skip the Murder Ride?
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Hey, how about if we go?
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Anytime this year, people.
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The tour is about to begin.
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Okay, we'll see you inside the Murder Ride.
We'll be back! Bye!
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
children of all ages.
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You are about to enter a world of darkness,
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a world where
life and death are meaningless
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and pain is god.
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-Hey!
-Ravelli, let's go!
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Yeah! Murder Ride!
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-Plant your ass, boy!
-Sorry, Captain Spaulding.
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Yeah, we're gonna have a good time now.
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On your right,
you will see the infamous Albert Fish!
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Masochist, sadist, child killer
and most importantly...cannibal.
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Fish, born 1 870,
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enjoyed spankings
with nail-studded paddles,
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stuck needles deep into his groin.
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l have a question. How many nails...
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Hold all questions.
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Help! Help! Help!
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Lizzie fucking Borden!
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Now, one of our most famous crazies,
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the psycho of Plainfield, Mr. Ed Gein.
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Murderer, cannibal.
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Mr. Gein used to take great pleasure
in playing with the dead bodies of women.
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Especially the sexual organs.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
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Why? Why? Why?
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Now, one of our local heroes,
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S. Quentin Quale, a.k.a. Dr. Satan.
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Holy shit!
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Murderer, torturer, but most of all,
master surgeon.
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Mr. Quale was an intern
at the Willows County Mental Hospital,
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nicknamed Weeping Willows
for the never-ending cries of pain.
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Through primitive brain surgery...
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Jerry, stop it!
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...Mr. Quale believed that he could create
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a race of superhumans
from the mentally ill.
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Vigilante justice prevailed.
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They took his ass out and hung him.
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And that infamous hanging tree
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is no more than a stone's throw away
from where y'all's ass is now seated.
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But the next day
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his body was found to be missing.
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Until today no trace of Dr. Satan
has ever been discovered.
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But then, who knows?
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Maybe he lives next door to you.
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Tour's over. Exit through the doors.
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That was so bad-ass!
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Dr. Satan! Dr. Satan!
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Maybe he lives next door to you!
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Calm down. lt was all right.
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Yeah, do you think
maybe we could go now?
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Look, l'm gonna go call my dad, all right.
l'll be right back.
248
00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:40,916
l love you.
249
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:43,960
What do you mean, "lt was all right"?
250
00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:46,338
l mean, it was cool, but it wasn't that great.
251
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:49,716
Dude, you don't have to play it down
in front of your chick.
252
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,176
Thank you.
253
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:07,275
Don't move a muscle, an artery or a vein.
254
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,070
-Hello.
-Hey, Dad.
255
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:11,988
Denise!
256
00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:16,368
We stopped for gas
at this place called Captain Spaulding's,
257
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,954
somewhere outside of Ruggsville, and...
258
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:23,083
lt turned into this whole big thing,
so we're kind of behind schedule.
259
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:24,835
Well, don't be too late.
260
00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:28,338
Oh, l forgot to tell you
that Halloween falls on a school night
261
00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:30,674
so they're trick-or-treating tonight.
262
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,720
Your left hand shows your past.
263
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:37,305
Your right hand shows your future.
264
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:46,314
Good evening. l'm Lance Brockwell,
and this is the 7 O'clock News.
265
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,150
And our top story tonight.
266
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:51,236
lnvestigators still have no leads
in the strange disappearance
267
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,905
of the five cheerleaders
from Ruggsville High School.
268
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:56,032
Cindy Thompson, Karen Murphy,
269
00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:59,327
Allison Cole, Valerie Green,
and Dawn Baker
270
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,872
were last seen four days ago
leaving a football game...
271
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,333
l know it seems stupid,
but l really want to see this tree.
272
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,794
Do yourself a favor, son.
Just forget about it.
273
00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:10,005
Oh, come on! l live for this shit.
274
00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:13,717
-Okay, all right, l'll draw you a damn map.
-Thank you.
275
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:16,261
-l still say it's a waste of time.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
276
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:18,096
All right, you are here.
277
00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:21,641
Go straight up this road.
Make the first right, first left.
278
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,727
Come straight across and down.
279
00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:25,729
You can't find it, tough.
280
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:27,272
-Here's your map.
-Right on.
281
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:29,566
-Here's your complimentary chicken.
-Oh, wow!
282
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:32,235
Don't let the door hit you in the ass
on the way out.
283
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,821
-You're gonna get a great write-up for this.
-Yeah!
284
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,377
Here's an idea. Let's just skip it.
lt's probably nothing, anyway.
285
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:53,048
Yeah, l mean, Christ, Jerry. Bill is right.
We can't see anything.
286
00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:54,591
What's that?
287
00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:58,220
Hitchhiker.
288
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:01,223
-What, should we stop?
-We can't leave her out here in the rain.
289
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:04,476
Stick her in the front
if you want to pick her up so bad.
290
00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:10,690
So, where you headed?
291
00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:13,735
-l was just going home.
-Home? Where's that?
292
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,445
Couple more miles up the road.
293
00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:17,531
-So you live around here?
-Yeah.
294
00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:19,658
Hey, do you know where
this Dr. Satan tree is at?
295
00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:21,535
Yeah, l know where that's at.
296
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:25,705
-lt's right by my house. l can show you.
-Really? So it is a real thing.
297
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:30,043
So, the tree, what's that?
298
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:33,505
-What tree?
-Okay, this is crazy.
299
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:37,634
-She obviously doesn't know anything.
-Oh, l know. l'll show you where it's at.
300
00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:40,762
Whatever you need to do, you do it.
301
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,098
There is no wrong.
302
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:46,393
lf someone needs to be killed,
you kill them.
303
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:48,520
That's the way.
304
00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:05,871
Fuck! Oh, fuck!
305
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:08,456
-What's the problem, partner?
-Fucking tire.
306
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,044
Oh, poop.
307
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:15,463
Hell.
308
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,675
At least we got that spare.
309
00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:21,970
-You filled it up like l asked, right?
-Yeah, yeah.
310
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:26,892
Okay, now, what if l forgot
to put it back in the trunk?
311
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:28,768
What would Plan "B" entail?
312
00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:30,520
Jesus Christ, Jerry!
313
00:20:30,605 --> 00:20:32,314
Well, technically, l did what you said!
314
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:35,150
Oh, for fucking sake, Jerry,
what are we gonna do now?
315
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,694
l can't rightly say if l know, me ladies.
316
00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:39,654
Oh, great! l love that song!
317
00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:43,909
Will you turn the radio off, please?
318
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:46,828
God!
319
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,956
-We could walk to my house from here.
-What?
320
00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:53,209
Yeah, my brother's got a tow truck.
He can come get your car.
321
00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:54,502
l'll go. lt's my fault.
322
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,588
-Forget it. l'm going.
-No, Bill...
323
00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:57,672
You guys just stay here.
324
00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,132
There's no sense
in everyone getting drenched.
325
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:00,675
l completely agree.
326
00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:03,219
Turning to the news.
327
00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:04,804
Local authorities still have no leads
328
00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:08,016
in the mysterious disappearance
of the five cheerleaders from Ruggsville.
329
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:11,102
The girls were last seen
leaving a cheering competition...
330
00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:13,271
That was loud enough to wake the dead.
331
00:21:13,356 --> 00:21:14,689
-That's an idea.
-What is?
332
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,274
Wouldn't it be dramatic?
333
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:18,693
Supposing the people inside were dead,
334
00:21:18,861 --> 00:21:22,489
all stretched out
with the lights quietly burning about them.
335
00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:24,658
l'm sure it would be very amusing.
336
00:21:24,742 --> 00:21:26,242
Why, you ask?
337
00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:28,036
Why is not the question.
338
00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:29,537
How?
339
00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:33,041
Well, that is a question worth examining.
340
00:21:33,584 --> 00:21:35,752
How could l,
341
00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:40,173
being born of such conventional stock,
342
00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:42,926
arrive a leader of the rebellion?
343
00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:47,389
An escapist from a conformist world
destined to find happiness
344
00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:49,849
only in that which cannot be explained.
345
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,686
l've brought you here for a reason.
346
00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:56,064
But unfortunately,
you and your sentimental minds
347
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,732
are doing me no good!
348
00:21:58,401 --> 00:22:00,402
My brain is frozen.
349
00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:01,736
Locked!
350
00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:08,535
l have to break free from this culture
of mechanical reproductions
351
00:22:08,953 --> 00:22:12,706
and the thick encrustations
dying on the surface.
352
00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:14,624
Oh, Christ.
353
00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:17,419
Fuck it.
354
00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:36,938
These are all my dolls.
355
00:22:37,231 --> 00:22:38,982
l used to, like, chop their heads off
and their arms
356
00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:40,984
and stick them up on the wall.
357
00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:44,821
The door's locked. l gotta go around.
358
00:22:45,948 --> 00:22:47,240
Just wait here.
359
00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:10,930
Christ! God! Oh, don't do that!
You scared the shit out of me!
360
00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:14,476
You ain't seen nothing yet.
361
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,561
ls your brother ready to go?
362
00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:18,938
Oh, yeah, he already left. Come on inside.
363
00:23:19,023 --> 00:23:20,148
He left?
364
00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:22,484
Yeah! Come in and get toasty.
365
00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:30,658
-Don't worry about it. He's fine.
-l just don't understand why...
366
00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:34,954
What was that?
367
00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:39,334
What? l didn't hear anything.
368
00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:41,795
Turn the radio off.
369
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:43,463
Now listen.
370
00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:53,515
-l still don't hear anything.
-l swear to God l heard like some weird...
371
00:23:54,475 --> 00:23:57,435
Turn on the headlights.
See if something's out there.
372
00:24:06,737 --> 00:24:08,363
Calm down! Calm down!
373
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:12,367
Jesus H. Christ.
374
00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:14,869
lt's the fucking tow-truck guy.
375
00:24:22,336 --> 00:24:23,378
We've come to ask for shelter.
376
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:26,047
We've lost our way.
We're absolutely cut off.
377
00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:27,132
Don't you understand?
378
00:24:27,216 --> 00:24:28,633
We can't go forward, and we can't go back.
379
00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:34,055
So, you live alone here,
l mean, just you and your brother?
380
00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:36,683
Nah, there's a bunch of us
around somewhere.
381
00:24:36,767 --> 00:24:39,811
l think Otis is upstairs
messing around or something.
382
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:52,740
You gotta have the marshmallows.
That's what makes it fun.
383
00:24:54,368 --> 00:24:55,618
Yeah, l guess.
384
00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:58,413
You sure do a lot of guessing.
385
00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:00,707
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
386
00:25:06,172 --> 00:25:08,089
Wow. Look at him.
387
00:25:09,091 --> 00:25:12,552
He must have been going pretty fast
to smash through that wall.
388
00:25:15,139 --> 00:25:18,975
You sure are silly for a guy with glasses.
l like that.
389
00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:22,103
Okay, hey! Need those to see. Thank you.
390
00:25:22,563 --> 00:25:24,439
-All right.
-How do l look?
391
00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:27,942
Terrific, really. Great.
392
00:25:31,447 --> 00:25:32,530
Tasty.
393
00:25:33,824 --> 00:25:36,367
Ain't the only thing tasty in this house.
394
00:25:51,091 --> 00:25:52,133
Okay.
395
00:25:53,135 --> 00:25:55,345
Okay, well. l wonder what time...
396
00:25:56,305 --> 00:25:58,598
-Yeah, it's getting kind of late, huh?
-Don't worry, sugar.
397
00:25:58,682 --> 00:26:00,433
lt ain't past my bedtime.
398
00:26:01,268 --> 00:26:03,353
Hey, are you flirting with me?
399
00:26:03,437 --> 00:26:04,896
What? Oh. No.
400
00:26:08,651 --> 00:26:10,360
Hey, great. They're back.
401
00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:13,279
Whoopee-fucking-do.
402
00:26:18,535 --> 00:26:19,911
Excuse me.
403
00:26:22,539 --> 00:26:24,791
Look, l gotta call my dad
and tell him we're gonna be late.
404
00:26:24,875 --> 00:26:26,793
Can l use your phone, please?
405
00:26:27,670 --> 00:26:30,046
-Hello?
-Ain't got one.
406
00:26:32,841 --> 00:26:34,634
-Oh, hi.
-Oh, my goodness.
407
00:26:37,304 --> 00:26:39,222
You really don't have a phone?
408
00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:42,642
No.
409
00:26:45,229 --> 00:26:48,690
l once had one back in '57, but...
410
00:26:52,486 --> 00:26:53,486
l don't quite remember.
411
00:26:53,570 --> 00:26:58,032
See, there's nobody around here
l feel like jaw-flapping at no more.
412
00:27:00,202 --> 00:27:01,953
Say, do you think
maybe the guy with the tow truck
413
00:27:02,037 --> 00:27:03,454
could drive us to a phone?
414
00:27:03,539 --> 00:27:06,124
His name is Rufus, Rufus Jr.,
415
00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:10,962
but we all call him R.J.
416
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,131
Makes sense.
417
00:27:14,049 --> 00:27:16,467
What do they call you, sweetie?
418
00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:19,595
l am Qualznarg of the Crab Nebula.
419
00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:25,476
But you humans can call me Jerry.
420
00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:27,020
Jerry.
421
00:27:29,565 --> 00:27:33,609
Baby, go and see how R.J. is doing
with these nice folks' automobile.
422
00:27:35,029 --> 00:27:38,948
Meanwhile, why don't
you just all make yourselves to home?
423
00:27:41,577 --> 00:27:44,037
Well, what brings you kids way out here?
424
00:27:44,121 --> 00:27:46,998
Haven't you got
something better to do on Halloween
425
00:27:47,082 --> 00:27:48,583
than wander around out in the sticks?
426
00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:51,044
l thought maybe we'd take in a hoedown.
427
00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:55,798
No, he's... He's just joking.
428
00:27:57,593 --> 00:28:00,261
-You are?
-l'm sorry. l'm just messing with you.
429
00:28:00,346 --> 00:28:01,596
l'm sorry.
430
00:28:02,264 --> 00:28:03,514
Shut up, dude.
431
00:28:04,767 --> 00:28:06,059
Oh, l get it.
432
00:28:07,811 --> 00:28:12,190
You all just think you're too good
for the simple pleasures of Halloween.
433
00:28:12,649 --> 00:28:15,693
No, just a little too old.
434
00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:20,615
Oh, really? Well, l hope
something changes your mind someday.
435
00:28:22,451 --> 00:28:23,868
Mama, Tiny's home.
436
00:28:24,411 --> 00:28:25,995
Well, what about R.J.?
437
00:28:26,622 --> 00:28:28,539
He was gone before l seen him.
438
00:28:28,624 --> 00:28:33,086
But Tiny saw him and said he said he was
going down to the yard to get a new wheel.
439
00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:35,546
How long is that gonna take?
440
00:28:36,465 --> 00:28:40,385
-Probably be back in couple hours.
-A couple of hours?
441
00:28:40,469 --> 00:28:41,636
-Mary.
-What?
442
00:28:41,970 --> 00:28:43,971
Can't Tiny drive us to a phone?
443
00:28:48,685 --> 00:28:50,728
Oh, Tiny ain't got no car.
444
00:28:50,813 --> 00:28:53,147
He ain't even got a bicycle.
445
00:28:53,857 --> 00:28:58,486
Well, even though l know
that you think it is childish,
446
00:28:58,904 --> 00:29:01,656
tonight is Halloween Eve,
447
00:29:02,658 --> 00:29:05,451
and to us, it is special.
448
00:29:07,037 --> 00:29:10,498
So you are all invited to dinner.
449
00:29:17,423 --> 00:29:20,383
l hope to Christ
she don't expect us to wear these things.
450
00:29:20,467 --> 00:29:22,009
Whatever it is, just do it.
451
00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:24,595
The more we play along,
the faster we get the hell out of here.
452
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:27,181
Now is not the time to make waves. Jerry.
453
00:30:27,743 --> 00:30:29,702
You'll have to forgive Tiny.
454
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:32,163
He can't hear so much.
455
00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:36,042
My poor baby.
456
00:30:36,919 --> 00:30:38,586
lt's his daddy's fault.
457
00:30:39,296 --> 00:30:42,632
Oh, l mean, Earl wasn't a bad man.
458
00:30:42,716 --> 00:30:44,550
He never hit me or nothing like that.
459
00:30:44,635 --> 00:30:47,929
One day, he just up
and went devil on us all.
460
00:30:48,138 --> 00:30:49,430
What happened?
461
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:52,600
Well, he tried to burn down the house.
462
00:30:53,143 --> 00:30:55,186
He said it was possessed by the spirits,
463
00:30:55,270 --> 00:30:59,023
and Tiny was sleeping in
the basement room where the fire started.
464
00:31:02,486 --> 00:31:05,279
But l don't think Earl
ever meant to harm us.
465
00:31:06,949 --> 00:31:08,199
But Tiny was badly burnt.
466
00:31:08,283 --> 00:31:12,245
His ears were destroyed
and most of his skin.
467
00:31:12,329 --> 00:31:15,289
-ls that why he wears the mask?
-Yeah.
468
00:31:16,333 --> 00:31:19,085
My baby boy gets shy around new people.
469
00:31:20,587 --> 00:31:24,799
But he'll warm up to you,
especially the girls.
470
00:31:27,970 --> 00:31:30,805
He's a real lady-killer.
471
00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:45,695
You're gonna miss a good show tonight,
but that's your tough luck.
472
00:31:46,363 --> 00:31:48,990
l thought you kids
were all about team spirit.
473
00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:52,702
l mean, you ain't done fuck-all
to cheer me up since you got here.
474
00:31:52,786 --> 00:31:53,911
Give me a "B."
475
00:31:53,996 --> 00:31:55,037
Give me an "A."
476
00:31:55,122 --> 00:31:56,080
Give me a "B."
477
00:31:56,164 --> 00:31:57,415
Give me a "Y."
478
00:31:57,499 --> 00:32:02,712
What's that spell?
479
00:32:04,214 --> 00:32:05,214
Baby?
480
00:32:05,507 --> 00:32:06,882
You're damn right.
481
00:32:26,695 --> 00:32:29,572
Okay, now. Everybody put on your masks.
482
00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:34,660
We can't very well eat our desserts
with our everyday faces exposed, can we?
483
00:32:37,205 --> 00:32:38,831
Gosh, kid, put it on.
484
00:32:40,834 --> 00:32:43,628
Look, she ain't gonna let
any of us touch dessert
485
00:32:43,712 --> 00:32:46,297
unless you're wearing this damn thing.
486
00:32:50,552 --> 00:32:51,761
Mrs. Firefly?
487
00:32:53,055 --> 00:32:55,640
Do you know anything
about the legend of Dr. Satan?
488
00:32:55,724 --> 00:32:57,475
-Oh, here we go.
-Shut up.
489
00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:05,816
Well, l'm not one for gossip,
l must admit, but l have...
490
00:33:05,901 --> 00:33:08,736
l know all about
what you want to know all about.
491
00:33:09,571 --> 00:33:10,905
Otis.
492
00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:15,618
l can't believe you decided
to come down and join us.
493
00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:25,419
And you brought Little Wolf.
494
00:33:26,380 --> 00:33:27,963
Oh, my baby.
495
00:33:30,592 --> 00:33:32,301
Oh, my God.
496
00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:36,263
Such a special night for me.
497
00:33:38,767 --> 00:33:45,481
Now, l don't know who told you
your fairy fables about Dr. Satan.
498
00:33:45,565 --> 00:33:48,651
We heard it from Captain Spaulding
up the road.
499
00:33:48,735 --> 00:33:51,028
That old bitch-hog don't know shit.
500
00:33:51,113 --> 00:33:54,448
He tells his cute, little tattletales
to sell his junk.
501
00:33:54,741 --> 00:33:56,909
He don't sell no Yankee boys no truth.
502
00:33:56,993 --> 00:33:58,369
Yeah, but, l mean,
something happened, right?
503
00:33:58,453 --> 00:34:00,287
l mean, it had to be based
on some real incident.
504
00:34:00,372 --> 00:34:04,375
What are you, Jimmy Olsen,
cub reporter for The DailyAsshole?
505
00:34:04,459 --> 00:34:08,212
-Grampa, watch your language!
-l don't think you really need to know.
506
00:34:08,672 --> 00:34:13,384
Better you leave here with your head
still full of kitty cats and puppy dogs.
507
00:34:13,468 --> 00:34:15,386
Well, l really would like to know.
508
00:34:15,470 --> 00:34:17,680
Hey, he'd really like to know.
509
00:34:18,265 --> 00:34:19,515
Enlighten him!
510
00:34:19,725 --> 00:34:23,894
Well, l bet you'd stick your head in a fire
if l told you you could see hell.
511
00:34:24,354 --> 00:34:26,439
Meanwhile, you're too stupid to realize
512
00:34:26,523 --> 00:34:29,525
you got a demon
sticking out your ass singing,
513
00:34:29,609 --> 00:34:31,485
"Holy Miss Moley"
514
00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:33,988
-"Got me a live one"
-Got me a live one
515
00:34:36,533 --> 00:34:39,243
Can we change the subject, please?
516
00:34:40,787 --> 00:34:42,163
Dinner's over!
517
00:34:43,415 --> 00:34:45,040
Ladies and germs...
518
00:34:46,376 --> 00:34:48,711
lt's Showtime!
519
00:35:00,307 --> 00:35:01,432
Tell you a little story.
520
00:35:01,516 --> 00:35:04,059
Eat your mom's pussy!
521
00:35:05,312 --> 00:35:07,563
l mean, jam your face in it!
522
00:35:07,689 --> 00:35:08,731
Yes, sir!
523
00:35:09,191 --> 00:35:11,525
And starts licking
and chomping on her pussy,
524
00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:14,361
and she's screaming and yelling,
and she just...
525
00:35:15,030 --> 00:35:18,824
The old battleaxe at home's
liable to crush my balls!
526
00:35:20,869 --> 00:35:22,536
"Would you be quiet?
527
00:35:23,413 --> 00:35:25,664
"You're gonna wake up grandma!"
528
00:35:30,712 --> 00:35:32,296
Bravo, man!
529
00:35:32,380 --> 00:35:34,006
Hey, hey, hey, don't be moving now.
530
00:35:34,090 --> 00:35:35,424
Don't be moving.
531
00:35:35,509 --> 00:35:38,886
We got something real special
for you men out there.
532
00:35:56,404 --> 00:35:57,404
Wow.
533
00:36:51,126 --> 00:36:52,501
-All right.
-Jerry.
534
00:36:59,134 --> 00:37:00,551
Get off him!
535
00:37:00,635 --> 00:37:03,929
l said get the fuck off him,
you stupid, fucking whore!
536
00:37:04,806 --> 00:37:06,056
Fucking slut!
537
00:37:06,141 --> 00:37:07,850
-You shouldn't have done that.
-Oh, really?
538
00:37:07,934 --> 00:37:09,101
Are you gonna do something about it?
539
00:37:09,185 --> 00:37:10,227
l'll do something, motherfucker.
540
00:37:10,312 --> 00:37:11,312
Yeah? Come on!
541
00:37:11,396 --> 00:37:14,023
l'll fucking cut your tits off
and shove them down your throat!
542
00:37:14,107 --> 00:37:15,608
-Baby, stop!
-Oh, come on!
543
00:37:15,692 --> 00:37:18,986
-This bitch has got it coming.
-No, l told you, remember...
544
00:37:20,113 --> 00:37:22,323
-Car's done.
-Thank God.
545
00:37:23,199 --> 00:37:25,409
l suggest that you kids leave.
546
00:37:25,493 --> 00:37:27,578
-We're gone.
-My hat.
547
00:37:29,456 --> 00:37:30,915
-Fuck you!
-Bitch!
548
00:37:32,542 --> 00:37:33,751
l love you, Mama.
549
00:37:33,835 --> 00:37:35,628
l know.
550
00:37:42,344 --> 00:37:44,303
-Open up the fucking doors.
-Hurry up.
551
00:37:44,387 --> 00:37:46,555
Jesus Christ,
you'd think she was really gonna cut you.
552
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:49,516
Of course she was gonna cut me.
She's a fucking nut!
553
00:37:51,561 --> 00:37:54,313
l knew she was crazy
from the second we fucking picked her up.
554
00:37:54,397 --> 00:37:56,857
Okay. That's that.
555
00:37:56,942 --> 00:37:59,360
Let's get out of this fucking nut house.
556
00:37:59,945 --> 00:38:01,362
Go! Drive! Drive!
557
00:38:02,739 --> 00:38:05,115
Drive! Drive! Drive!
558
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:06,408
Drive faster!
559
00:38:08,078 --> 00:38:10,037
Go straight! Just go straight!
560
00:38:10,997 --> 00:38:13,582
Shit! What are you doing?
Why are you stopping?
561
00:38:13,667 --> 00:38:16,627
-l gotta open the gate.
-For Christ's sake, hurry up!
562
00:38:18,254 --> 00:38:19,505
Jesus Christ!
563
00:38:26,388 --> 00:38:27,680
Holy shit!
564
00:38:28,431 --> 00:38:30,224
Jerry, wait! Come back!
565
00:38:33,436 --> 00:38:34,520
No!
566
00:38:53,081 --> 00:38:55,666
Shit! What are they doing?
567
00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:57,418
Oh, my... What do we do?
568
00:38:57,502 --> 00:38:59,420
-Shit! Run!
-Who is that?
569
00:39:01,089 --> 00:39:02,339
Oh, my God!
570
00:39:04,092 --> 00:39:05,551
Oh, Jesus!
571
00:39:06,136 --> 00:39:08,178
-Help us somebody!
-Help!
572
00:39:08,263 --> 00:39:09,763
The door! Shut the fucking door!
573
00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:10,931
Oh, no!
574
00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:33,162
Leave us alone!
575
00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:34,747
Somebody help us!
576
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:36,665
Oh, my... Oh, my God!
577
00:39:36,750 --> 00:39:38,709
Get away from me! No!
578
00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:41,170
No! No!
579
00:39:42,881 --> 00:39:44,048
No, please!
580
00:39:44,799 --> 00:39:45,966
Oh, my God!
581
00:39:46,342 --> 00:39:47,342
No! No!
582
00:39:47,844 --> 00:39:48,844
Oh, my God!
583
00:39:48,928 --> 00:39:49,928
No!
584
00:39:50,764 --> 00:39:54,058
Get me out... Help me! Help me!
585
00:39:54,142 --> 00:39:55,142
Help!
586
00:39:55,894 --> 00:39:57,144
Help me!
587
00:40:26,091 --> 00:40:29,593
Rock 'n' roll this morning
with some Led Zeppelin...
588
00:40:29,677 --> 00:40:32,137
Yeah, it's kind of wild
around the radio station today,
589
00:40:32,222 --> 00:40:33,639
it being a holiday.
590
00:40:33,723 --> 00:40:36,016
lt's kind of like a ghost town around here.
591
00:40:36,101 --> 00:40:38,894
lt's kind of nice, though.
lt's kind of kick-back.
592
00:40:39,354 --> 00:40:41,480
Maybe time to get away with stuff.
593
00:40:49,531 --> 00:40:50,531
Huston.
594
00:40:50,698 --> 00:40:51,949
Donald Willis.
595
00:40:54,202 --> 00:40:56,245
Don Willis, how the hell are you?
596
00:40:56,329 --> 00:40:58,705
Listen, Frank,
l'm a little worried about Denise.
597
00:40:58,790 --> 00:41:01,792
She called me last night
from the road near Ruggsville,
598
00:41:01,876 --> 00:41:03,919
a place called Spaulding's.
599
00:41:04,879 --> 00:41:06,588
Yeah, l know of the joint.
600
00:41:06,714 --> 00:41:09,967
She said she'd be here about 1 1 :00
but she never showed up.
601
00:41:10,718 --> 00:41:13,220
Well, l'll run a check
on up there by Spaulding's
602
00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:16,014
and see if there's any accidents
or road closings.
603
00:41:16,099 --> 00:41:19,059
lt was raining
like a son of a bitch here last night.
604
00:41:19,394 --> 00:41:21,395
They're probably just
stuck in the mud someplace.
605
00:41:42,917 --> 00:41:44,251
Shut your mouth!
606
00:41:45,545 --> 00:41:48,255
l said shut your fucking mouth!
607
00:41:52,969 --> 00:41:56,346
Listen, you Malibu
middle-class Barbie piece of shit,
608
00:41:56,431 --> 00:41:58,015
l'm trying to work here.
609
00:41:58,099 --> 00:42:00,058
Work? You ever work?
610
00:42:00,768 --> 00:42:02,352
Yeah, l'll bet you have.
611
00:42:02,437 --> 00:42:05,772
Scooping ice cream
to your shit-heel friends on summer break.
612
00:42:06,149 --> 00:42:08,984
Well, l ain't talking about
no goddamn white socks
613
00:42:09,068 --> 00:42:12,321
with Mickey Mouse on one side
and Donald Duck on the other.
614
00:42:12,614 --> 00:42:14,698
l ain't reading no funny books, mama.
615
00:42:14,782 --> 00:42:18,243
Our bodies come and go,
but this blood is forever.
616
00:42:19,871 --> 00:42:20,871
Now...
617
00:42:21,539 --> 00:42:26,919
l'm gonna remove your gag,
but if you make so much as a fucking peep,
618
00:42:27,003 --> 00:42:28,545
l'm gonna cut you like a pig
619
00:42:28,630 --> 00:42:31,798
and make you eat
your own fucking intestines, you got me?
620
00:42:42,644 --> 00:42:45,896
Why are you...
Why are you doing this to me?
621
00:42:45,980 --> 00:42:47,731
Why are you doing this?
622
00:42:48,191 --> 00:42:49,316
Doing what?
623
00:42:49,859 --> 00:42:52,653
-Messing up your day?
-Where's Bill?
624
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:55,489
Where's Bill?
625
00:42:55,615 --> 00:42:56,657
Bill?
626
00:42:57,367 --> 00:42:59,785
-ls he okay?
-He's a good guy.
627
00:43:01,621 --> 00:43:04,456
He's been a great help to me,
a real blessing.
628
00:43:05,208 --> 00:43:08,126
l mean, l couldn't
have asked for a better specimen.
629
00:43:10,171 --> 00:43:14,049
You don't know
what kind of dry spell l've had here.
630
00:43:14,133 --> 00:43:16,218
Total block, total block.
631
00:43:18,096 --> 00:43:19,179
But Bill?
632
00:43:20,807 --> 00:43:21,890
He's okay.
633
00:43:23,977 --> 00:43:25,143
Where is he?
634
00:44:16,738 --> 00:44:19,990
This is gonna hurt you a lot more
than it's gonna hurt me.
635
00:44:29,250 --> 00:44:31,043
Where is he? Can l see him?
636
00:44:31,127 --> 00:44:33,754
Can l see Bill, please?
637
00:44:34,047 --> 00:44:35,255
Let's go see.
638
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:40,135
Behold!
639
00:44:41,763 --> 00:44:43,930
-Fishboy!
-Oh, my God!
640
00:44:44,599 --> 00:44:46,516
Oh, my God, Bill!
641
00:44:46,601 --> 00:44:49,936
No! No! This can't be real!
This can't be real! This can't be real.
642
00:44:50,021 --> 00:44:52,022
This can't be real. This can't be real.
643
00:44:52,106 --> 00:44:53,273
Oh, it's real.
644
00:44:54,275 --> 00:44:56,234
Real as l want it to be, mama.
645
00:45:07,288 --> 00:45:09,790
Fuck you, you fucking freak!
646
00:45:30,895 --> 00:45:31,895
Well...
647
00:45:31,979 --> 00:45:34,731
Let's see if the nut
that runs this place can help us.
648
00:45:37,235 --> 00:45:39,152
Take a look at all this crap?
649
00:45:40,029 --> 00:45:43,031
Red-flag anybody who runs a joint like this.
650
00:45:44,659 --> 00:45:46,493
Sweet baby Jesus.
651
00:45:46,953 --> 00:45:49,955
Whoever's jerking off on that bell out there
better be gone when l come out,
652
00:45:50,039 --> 00:45:52,040
or l'm gonna rip your nuts off!
653
00:45:54,502 --> 00:45:57,170
Officers, Officers, what can l do for you?
654
00:45:57,964 --> 00:45:59,256
l ain't fired up the bird yet
655
00:45:59,340 --> 00:46:01,049
if that's what you've been
ring-a-ding-dinging about.
656
00:46:01,134 --> 00:46:04,428
l need you to answer
some questions about some missing kids.
657
00:46:04,637 --> 00:46:06,346
l don't know nothing about nothing.
658
00:46:06,431 --> 00:46:09,141
You see, l'm the kind of guy
just minds his own business,
659
00:46:09,225 --> 00:46:10,434
if you get what l'm saying.
660
00:46:10,518 --> 00:46:13,186
You seen this girl,
say, in the last 24 hours?
661
00:46:15,356 --> 00:46:17,065
Yeah, yeah, cute kid.
662
00:46:18,192 --> 00:46:19,818
Ain't my type, though.
663
00:46:20,027 --> 00:46:22,821
You know, l like them with
a little more meat on them.
664
00:46:22,905 --> 00:46:25,657
The bigger the cushion,
the sweeter the pushing.
665
00:46:29,162 --> 00:46:31,288
Hey, look, clown ass,
just answer the damn question.
666
00:46:31,372 --> 00:46:33,206
We ain't interested
in your love life, all right?
667
00:46:33,291 --> 00:46:36,084
Cut the crap, Spaulding,
and just get with the facts.
668
00:46:36,169 --> 00:46:38,295
-Huh?
-What did you see?
669
00:46:38,796 --> 00:46:41,214
Who was she with? Where was she going?
670
00:46:41,299 --> 00:46:43,550
l don't know.
She was with some stupid kids.
671
00:46:43,634 --> 00:46:46,761
They was nosing around,
asking a bunch of stupid questions.
672
00:46:46,846 --> 00:46:48,221
Questions about what?
673
00:46:48,306 --> 00:46:49,973
l don't know. This and that.
674
00:46:50,057 --> 00:46:53,143
Mostly a bunch of tired Dr. Satan bullshit.
675
00:46:54,729 --> 00:46:56,730
They caught a gander
at the display in the back,
676
00:46:56,814 --> 00:46:58,356
and they figured they was gonna run out
677
00:46:58,441 --> 00:47:00,567
and solve the great Deadwood mystery.
678
00:47:00,651 --> 00:47:02,444
And how'd they get that idea?
679
00:47:02,528 --> 00:47:03,987
l wrote them a map.
680
00:47:04,739 --> 00:47:06,823
Well, out to the old farm road, you know?
681
00:47:06,908 --> 00:47:08,950
l figured, what the hell?
lt wouldn't do no harm.
682
00:47:09,035 --> 00:47:11,620
Besides, it's good for my tourist trade.
683
00:47:13,122 --> 00:47:15,749
You can shit 1 0 bricks for all l care.
684
00:47:16,918 --> 00:47:18,001
What else?
685
00:47:19,253 --> 00:47:20,253
Nothing.
686
00:47:21,214 --> 00:47:25,217
Stupid-ass kids probably got themselves
turned around ass-backwards
687
00:47:25,301 --> 00:47:27,344
and got theyself lost.
688
00:47:27,428 --> 00:47:28,595
ls that all?
689
00:47:28,888 --> 00:47:31,097
And l want you to think real hard.
690
00:47:36,145 --> 00:47:38,230
Well, l don't rightly know.
691
00:47:38,606 --> 00:47:40,273
See, they wasn't here long enough
692
00:47:40,358 --> 00:47:42,817
for me to get up close
and personal with them,
693
00:47:42,902 --> 00:47:46,029
like l do most the assholes
that come wandering in here.
694
00:47:46,113 --> 00:47:49,658
How about you write them
same damn directions out for me, then?
695
00:47:49,742 --> 00:47:52,827
All right, all right!
Don't get all True Grit on my ass.
696
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,413
You can knock yourself silly for all l care.
697
00:47:55,498 --> 00:47:56,665
Enough talk!
698
00:47:56,916 --> 00:47:57,958
Write.
699
00:48:01,462 --> 00:48:03,964
l don't know where that Skunk Ape sleeps.
700
00:48:04,048 --> 00:48:07,592
All l know is
he had impure relations with my wife.
701
00:48:09,178 --> 00:48:10,262
That's true.
702
00:48:10,346 --> 00:48:13,473
He performed lurid acts
upon me and my person.
703
00:48:13,558 --> 00:48:15,058
Hold up the picture.
704
00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:17,811
l'm gonna kill that Skunk Ape.
705
00:50:08,464 --> 00:50:11,633
Please, Tiny. Please let me go.
706
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:14,844
Let me go. Help me.
707
00:50:15,471 --> 00:50:17,847
Please. God, please.
708
00:50:20,351 --> 00:50:27,774
Thank you.
709
00:50:29,110 --> 00:50:32,028
l'm just gonna go now. l'm just gonna go.
710
00:50:34,490 --> 00:50:40,328
l'm just gonna go home now.
711
00:50:43,916 --> 00:50:45,458
l'm just gonna go now.
712
00:50:47,962 --> 00:50:49,754
l'm just going home now.
713
00:50:51,465 --> 00:50:53,216
Where the fuck
do you think you're getting to?
714
00:50:53,300 --> 00:50:54,384
No, no, no!
715
00:50:54,468 --> 00:50:55,719
No, no.
716
00:50:55,803 --> 00:50:58,054
No! No! No!
717
00:50:58,305 --> 00:50:59,305
No.
718
00:51:01,809 --> 00:51:03,935
Playtime is over.
719
00:51:18,951 --> 00:51:21,202
Suspect seen in...
720
00:51:27,209 --> 00:51:28,334
lt matches.
721
00:51:29,628 --> 00:51:30,754
Call it in.
722
00:51:31,714 --> 00:51:33,923
-l think we found them.
-Yeah.
723
00:51:47,688 --> 00:51:49,856
Hey, poopy pants. What's new?
724
00:51:49,940 --> 00:51:52,442
Where the fuck is Bill? Where's Denise?
You can't keep us here!
725
00:51:52,526 --> 00:51:53,777
Shut up!
726
00:51:55,571 --> 00:51:57,781
Hey, you wanna play a guessing game?
727
00:51:59,700 --> 00:52:01,868
Guess what number l'm thinking of.
728
00:52:02,787 --> 00:52:04,537
Eat shit and die.
729
00:52:08,626 --> 00:52:10,084
No, wait! Please! Come on, stop it!
730
00:52:10,169 --> 00:52:11,669
What do you want?
What do you want from me?
731
00:52:11,754 --> 00:52:14,047
Please be quiet. l don't want to slip.
732
00:52:18,385 --> 00:52:20,345
Okay, one more.
733
00:52:20,888 --> 00:52:23,056
You get this right, l'll let you go.
734
00:52:23,557 --> 00:52:25,892
lf you get it wrong, you are fucked!
735
00:52:27,436 --> 00:52:29,604
Okay, who's my favorite movie star?
736
00:52:30,856 --> 00:52:32,065
l don't know.
737
00:52:32,608 --> 00:52:34,150
Marilyn Monroe.
738
00:52:35,986 --> 00:52:38,863
No. Bette Davis. Sorry! You lose!
739
00:52:45,621 --> 00:52:47,997
Jesus, somebody sure
had themselves a field day
740
00:52:48,082 --> 00:52:49,999
beating the shit out of this thing,
didn't they?
741
00:52:50,084 --> 00:52:51,084
Yeah.
742
00:52:52,586 --> 00:52:54,087
No mercy shown here.
743
00:52:55,047 --> 00:52:57,090
Didn't find any bodies, did you?
744
00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:00,176
-Not yet.
-Holy Christ.
745
00:53:01,887 --> 00:53:05,181
What could these kids have possibly done
to bring this much hell down on them?
746
00:53:05,266 --> 00:53:07,475
-Hey, l found something.
-What's that?
747
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:08,601
Keys.
748
00:53:08,686 --> 00:53:10,728
Well, don't just stand there
like some prize dog dick.
749
00:53:10,813 --> 00:53:12,146
-Open the trunk.
-Yes, sir.
750
00:53:12,231 --> 00:53:13,523
Toss them here.
751
00:53:18,404 --> 00:53:20,029
Oh, goddamn.
752
00:53:20,114 --> 00:53:21,739
Got something, Georgie?
753
00:53:21,907 --> 00:53:24,284
Yeah. We found something.
754
00:53:24,910 --> 00:53:26,703
People come, people go,
755
00:53:27,288 --> 00:53:31,332
but how many ever really stop to
take a look at the underbelly of the beast?
756
00:53:32,251 --> 00:53:35,128
l make them stop, and l make them look.
757
00:53:35,462 --> 00:53:37,630
Hope you like what you see.
758
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:40,508
Hope you like what you see!
759
00:53:40,593 --> 00:53:42,927
Just hold it a minute, Grandpa.
760
00:53:44,138 --> 00:53:46,681
At a time like this you're taking pictures?
761
00:53:48,017 --> 00:53:51,811
l just couldn't help it.
You look so natural sitting in that car.
762
00:53:51,896 --> 00:53:55,440
Put me behind the wheel of that bitch!
l'll show you driving!
763
00:53:56,650 --> 00:53:58,234
You useless fuck.
764
00:53:58,319 --> 00:54:00,862
You couldn't even get
your big ass in that seat.
765
00:54:00,946 --> 00:54:02,822
Why, you ungrateful...
766
00:54:03,657 --> 00:54:05,950
Don't start with me, Hugo.
767
00:54:11,749 --> 00:54:14,667
Hey, get off the damn car.
This ain't your living room.
768
00:54:14,752 --> 00:54:16,544
Goddamn grease monkey.
769
00:54:19,673 --> 00:54:22,675
Sure this guy's supposed to ride with us
in this car?
770
00:54:26,347 --> 00:54:28,222
Just doesn't seem right to me.
771
00:54:28,307 --> 00:54:29,349
Well, it ain't up to us.
772
00:54:29,433 --> 00:54:32,143
Chief said to pick him up
and take him with us.
773
00:54:32,311 --> 00:54:34,729
Guy's an ex-cop.
Figures he can be of some help.
774
00:54:34,813 --> 00:54:37,857
l just hope he doesn't get in my way
is all l'm saying.
775
00:54:45,157 --> 00:54:46,532
This must be him.
776
00:54:49,370 --> 00:54:51,162
-Mr. Willis?
-Yes, sir.
777
00:54:51,705 --> 00:54:54,082
-l'm Wydell. This here is Naish.
-How you doing, sir?
778
00:54:54,166 --> 00:54:55,416
Donald Willis.
779
00:54:55,918 --> 00:54:57,043
Any leads?
780
00:54:57,544 --> 00:54:59,754
Well, we were on our way out
to check on a couple of farms
781
00:54:59,838 --> 00:55:01,172
out on the edge of town.
782
00:55:01,256 --> 00:55:03,549
That's about our only lead up to this point.
783
00:55:03,634 --> 00:55:05,635
What about this body you found?
784
00:55:05,970 --> 00:55:07,470
You know about that?
785
00:55:07,638 --> 00:55:09,389
Local girl, Karen Murphy,
786
00:55:09,848 --> 00:55:12,225
one of the cheerleaders
who went missing last week.
787
00:55:12,309 --> 00:55:13,309
That's it?
788
00:55:13,394 --> 00:55:15,061
Well, we know the kids
were on their way out
789
00:55:15,145 --> 00:55:17,105
to a place the locals call Deadwood.
790
00:55:17,189 --> 00:55:21,734
Yeah, they want to play Nancy Drew with
this local legend that people call Dr. Satan.
791
00:55:21,944 --> 00:55:24,570
-This is insane.
-Don't you worry about it.
792
00:55:24,655 --> 00:55:25,905
We'll find her, all right?
793
00:55:29,952 --> 00:55:34,163
My name is Lewis Dover,
and l know this man,
794
00:55:34,248 --> 00:55:36,207
but l know the truth!
795
00:55:36,291 --> 00:55:41,004
You don't have to go to hell.
You already there! This is hell!
796
00:55:41,088 --> 00:55:43,548
This is hell! This is hell!
797
00:56:21,795 --> 00:56:23,046
l'm gonna see if anybody's home.
798
00:56:23,130 --> 00:56:26,966
You and Mr. Willis check around
and see if you see anything.
799
00:56:27,801 --> 00:56:29,010
Come with me.
800
00:56:37,478 --> 00:56:39,437
l hate fucked up families!
801
00:56:40,731 --> 00:56:41,981
Just a dip.
802
00:56:42,066 --> 00:56:43,608
Otis! Otis, come quick!
803
00:56:43,692 --> 00:56:45,318
There's cops out there.
804
00:56:45,569 --> 00:56:47,612
Goddamn! How many?
805
00:56:47,696 --> 00:56:49,155
Hey, don't worry about it.
806
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:50,990
l don't know. l only saw one.
807
00:56:51,075 --> 00:56:53,618
Hell, fucking pigs always travel in packs.
808
00:56:53,702 --> 00:56:55,536
-Take this.
-Okay, Daddy.
809
00:56:55,621 --> 00:56:57,830
Go downstairs and play nice.
810
00:56:59,166 --> 00:57:03,503
l'll go around back and take control,
like l always fucking do!
811
00:57:06,215 --> 00:57:07,298
Goddamn.
812
00:57:08,509 --> 00:57:10,718
These pack rats throw anything away?
813
00:57:11,178 --> 00:57:12,595
l don't think so.
814
00:57:12,679 --> 00:57:14,347
Hold this right here.
815
00:57:14,723 --> 00:57:15,723
Hello!
816
00:57:17,351 --> 00:57:18,518
Hello.
817
00:57:23,357 --> 00:57:25,942
You'd think these sons of bitches
would have a yard sale, don't you?
818
00:57:26,026 --> 00:57:27,026
Yeah.
819
00:57:29,488 --> 00:57:30,488
Hello?
820
00:57:33,784 --> 00:57:34,867
lt's a dog!
821
00:57:34,952 --> 00:57:37,036
Calm down, Barney.
822
00:57:37,121 --> 00:57:39,580
-Don't you start in with that Mayberry shit.
-He's only a dog.
823
00:57:39,665 --> 00:57:41,707
l was bitten by a cocker spaniel
when l was 8 years old.
824
00:57:44,169 --> 00:57:46,379
-Well, hello, Officer.
-Afternoon, ma'am.
825
00:57:46,463 --> 00:57:48,965
l'm Lieutenant Wydell.
l'd like to ask you a few questions.
826
00:57:49,049 --> 00:57:53,177
Why, heck.
l'll just tell you anything you want to know.
827
00:57:53,262 --> 00:57:55,096
Appreciate the cooperation, ma'am.
828
00:57:55,180 --> 00:57:56,556
l'm looking for a missing girl.
829
00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:59,851
l'm serious.
lt was big cocker spaniel, big teeth.
830
00:57:59,935 --> 00:58:02,520
lt was my ex-girlfriend's.
Almost bit off my pinky toe.
831
00:58:02,604 --> 00:58:03,980
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
832
00:58:05,023 --> 00:58:06,274
You hear that?
833
00:58:06,441 --> 00:58:09,735
Yeah. Yeah, l hear it.
Where do you think it's coming from?
834
00:58:09,903 --> 00:58:11,154
Out this way.
835
00:58:12,531 --> 00:58:15,283
All right, hold on.
Hold on one second here. Hold on.
836
00:58:15,367 --> 00:58:18,578
Hey! Hey! Sheriff's department.
Open up. Hey!
837
00:58:18,787 --> 00:58:20,454
No, l ain't seen her. Sorry.
838
00:58:20,539 --> 00:58:24,000
Ma'am, if l could just come in for a minute.
839
00:58:24,084 --> 00:58:26,460
l have some other pictures
l'd like you to look at.
840
00:58:26,545 --> 00:58:28,254
Might stir something up.
841
00:58:29,256 --> 00:58:30,923
No. l don't think so.
842
00:58:31,216 --> 00:58:34,010
Ma'am...it'll only take a minute.
843
00:58:38,724 --> 00:58:40,099
All right.
844
00:58:41,727 --> 00:58:46,147
l guess l can trust you,
being a man of the law and all.
845
00:58:46,231 --> 00:58:47,356
Yes, ma'am.
846
00:58:49,109 --> 00:58:50,443
Thank you, ma'am.
847
00:59:19,598 --> 00:59:22,225
This one looks familiar.
Now, is he on the TV?
848
00:59:22,351 --> 00:59:24,477
No, ma'am, l don't believe he is.
849
00:59:28,273 --> 00:59:29,607
-Excuse me, ma'am.
-Wydell!
850
00:59:29,691 --> 00:59:32,568
-Wydell! Over! Wydell. Over.
-Wydell. Over.
851
01:02:04,471 --> 01:02:07,556
Let me take a guess here.
Y'all having a Halloween party tonight.
852
01:02:07,641 --> 01:02:10,267
Now, what makes you think that, big boy?
853
01:02:10,352 --> 01:02:13,729
Well, you sure are buying
a whole mess of holy water for two people.
854
01:02:13,814 --> 01:02:15,314
Yeah, we like to get fucked up
855
01:02:15,399 --> 01:02:17,441
and do fucked-up shit,
you know what l mean?
856
01:02:17,526 --> 01:02:21,362
Yeah, l like to get fucked up, too,
and do some fucked-up shit.
857
01:02:21,446 --> 01:02:22,905
Yeah, l bet you do.
858
01:02:22,989 --> 01:02:25,157
How much we owe you, Goober?
859
01:02:26,076 --> 01:02:29,745
Actually, it's G. Ober, for Gerry Ober.
860
01:02:29,830 --> 01:02:34,625
But the new guy Ronald, in the back,
he drew in that other "o" and made Goober.
861
01:02:34,709 --> 01:02:35,835
Fucking asshole.
862
01:02:35,919 --> 01:02:38,462
Great story, Goober.
How much we owe you?
863
01:02:38,547 --> 01:02:42,716
Well, the damage is quite severe. $1 85.
864
01:02:42,801 --> 01:02:45,094
That ain't gonna break my bank, honey.
865
01:02:46,096 --> 01:02:49,098
Here. Keep the change
and go get yourself a new name, Goober.
866
01:02:49,182 --> 01:02:52,935
Holy dog! l will! Thank you! Y'all drive safe.
867
01:02:53,019 --> 01:02:55,896
Thanks for coming in
to Red Hot Pussy Liquors.
868
01:03:24,342 --> 01:03:26,302
Where's Otis? Where's Otis?
869
01:03:26,386 --> 01:03:29,054
He's coming.
He got something real special this year.
870
01:03:29,139 --> 01:03:47,907
Otis! Otis! Otis!
871
01:03:47,991 --> 01:03:50,075
Otis! Otis!
872
01:04:03,798 --> 01:04:06,300
l'm the one who brings
the Christmas candy.
873
01:04:07,761 --> 01:04:09,053
Now tell me...
874
01:04:09,554 --> 01:04:10,930
Who's your daddy?
875
01:04:15,393 --> 01:04:17,895
l'm the one who brings the devil's brandy.
876
01:04:18,104 --> 01:04:19,939
Who's your daddy?
877
01:04:24,236 --> 01:04:26,695
l'm the one who beats you
when you're bad.
878
01:04:26,780 --> 01:04:30,241
Who's your daddy?
879
01:04:37,666 --> 01:04:39,041
Come on, sweetie.
880
01:04:39,459 --> 01:04:41,293
Give the old man some sugar.
881
01:04:44,297 --> 01:04:45,381
Daddy?
882
01:04:46,174 --> 01:04:47,174
Daddy.
883
01:04:50,262 --> 01:04:54,306
And l'm the one who loves you
when you're fucking dead!
884
01:04:54,975 --> 01:04:57,142
Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy?
885
01:04:59,521 --> 01:05:01,480
Shame on you, little darlings.
886
01:05:03,149 --> 01:05:04,525
Maybe it just ain't a good idea
887
01:05:04,609 --> 01:05:07,152
to be prancing around
where you don't belong.
888
01:05:07,404 --> 01:05:08,404
And you.
889
01:05:08,488 --> 01:05:11,156
The grave rustler of fools.
890
01:05:11,241 --> 01:05:12,992
What was it you were after?
891
01:05:13,076 --> 01:05:14,827
Come on. Speak to me, boy.
892
01:05:15,161 --> 01:05:18,581
Oh, l remember now. Dr. Satan.
893
01:05:18,665 --> 01:05:21,584
God damn it,
everybody got to know about Dr. Satan.
894
01:05:21,668 --> 01:05:24,211
You know what l'm gonna do, boy?
l'm gonna do you a favor.
895
01:05:24,296 --> 01:05:26,672
l'm gonna let you meet the old bastard.
896
01:05:28,508 --> 01:05:29,883
lt's all true.
897
01:05:30,552 --> 01:05:34,096
The bogeyman is real and you found him.
898
01:05:34,180 --> 01:05:36,515
And you found him...
899
01:06:38,953 --> 01:06:41,246
Hey, happy boy, step your ass up here.
900
01:06:42,874 --> 01:06:45,751
Take his gag out.
lt's more fun with the screaming.
901
01:06:46,211 --> 01:06:50,005
l like that, too, that screaming.
lt's so much more exciting that way.
902
01:06:53,927 --> 01:06:55,511
Please don't kill us. Please don't kill us.
903
01:06:55,595 --> 01:06:58,347
Please don't kill us.
904
01:06:58,431 --> 01:07:01,016
Shut your mouth
and get your shit in the box.
905
01:07:03,603 --> 01:07:04,687
Get in now.
906
01:07:05,397 --> 01:07:07,022
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
907
01:07:07,107 --> 01:07:08,941
l wanna say good-bye.
908
01:07:19,703 --> 01:07:21,120
Good-bye, sweetie.
909
01:07:21,454 --> 01:07:23,455
We could have been great.
910
01:07:23,540 --> 01:07:24,707
Look, look, look, just let us go.
911
01:07:24,791 --> 01:07:26,667
l swear to God, we won't tell anyone.
l swear.
912
01:07:26,751 --> 01:07:29,586
Honey, now, you know l can't do that.
913
01:07:32,132 --> 01:07:34,508
"l swear to God we won't tell anyone.
l swear to God."
914
01:07:34,592 --> 01:07:36,135
Ain't we just having a fucking hoot?
915
01:07:36,219 --> 01:07:38,011
Get your fucking ass up, boy.
916
01:07:38,096 --> 01:07:40,931
All right, come on.
Get in the box, and he's gone.
917
01:07:41,433 --> 01:07:44,101
Now, where does she think
she's gonna run to?
918
01:07:44,185 --> 01:07:45,769
What, is she gonna run all the way home?
919
01:07:45,854 --> 01:07:49,189
-No! Let me get her.
-Oh, all right. Go get her.
920
01:07:51,776 --> 01:07:53,193
Hunting humans...
921
01:07:53,778 --> 01:07:55,487
Ain't nothing but nothing.
922
01:07:56,322 --> 01:07:58,991
They all run like scared little rabbits.
923
01:08:01,745 --> 01:08:02,786
Run, rabbit, run.
924
01:08:04,372 --> 01:08:05,539
Run, rabbit!
925
01:08:06,291 --> 01:08:09,001
Run, rabbit! Run, rabbit!
926
01:08:10,003 --> 01:08:12,004
Run, rabbit, run!
927
01:08:13,339 --> 01:08:14,840
Run, rabbit!
928
01:08:20,346 --> 01:08:21,930
There once was a woman
929
01:08:22,015 --> 01:08:24,725
who lived with her daughter
in a cabbage garden.
930
01:08:25,143 --> 01:08:28,729
Along came a rabbit
and ate up all the cabbages.
931
01:08:28,813 --> 01:08:32,649
The woman said, "Go into the garden
and drive out the rabbit."
932
01:08:33,193 --> 01:08:37,696
Mary, l'm gonna get you!
l'm gonna get you!
933
01:08:38,531 --> 01:08:42,075
Mary! Mary!
934
01:08:42,410 --> 01:08:45,204
l'm gonna get you! l'm gonna get you!
935
01:08:49,584 --> 01:08:50,918
l got you!
936
01:09:16,986 --> 01:09:19,279
"Shoo, shoo," said the maiden.
937
01:09:24,661 --> 01:09:27,162
"Come, maiden," said the rabbit,
938
01:09:27,247 --> 01:09:30,582
"sit on my tail
and go with me to my rabbit hutch."
939
01:09:40,844 --> 01:09:41,844
No! No!
940
01:09:43,096 --> 01:09:44,596
-No!
-No hanky-panky.
941
01:09:44,764 --> 01:09:46,306
Rufus, put the lid on.
942
01:09:47,767 --> 01:09:52,604
No!
943
01:09:55,608 --> 01:09:57,067
Oh, God!
944
01:10:01,948 --> 01:10:03,782
Oh, no!
945
01:10:12,917 --> 01:10:15,460
No! No!
946
01:10:15,962 --> 01:10:17,880
No, no.
947
01:10:18,882 --> 01:10:20,966
Stop! No!
948
01:10:32,937 --> 01:10:44,156
No!
949
01:10:46,492 --> 01:10:48,493
Stop! No!
950
01:11:26,115 --> 01:11:27,115
No!
951
01:11:30,411 --> 01:11:32,204
Jerry, wake up. Wake...
952
01:11:34,207 --> 01:11:36,333
Jerry, wake up. Wake up. Wake up.
953
01:12:02,527 --> 01:12:06,905
Oh, my God!
954
01:12:19,752 --> 01:12:20,752
Jerry!
955
01:12:22,171 --> 01:12:23,505
Oh, God! Jerry!
956
01:12:42,233 --> 01:12:48,905
Denise!
957
01:12:49,782 --> 01:12:51,616
Help me!
958
01:12:53,161 --> 01:12:54,703
lt's eating me!
959
01:12:58,291 --> 01:12:59,833
Jerry? ls that you?
960
01:13:04,380 --> 01:13:07,466
Jerry?
961
01:13:08,134 --> 01:13:10,052
Oh, thank... Thank God.
962
01:13:25,985 --> 01:13:27,527
Please help me.
963
01:16:56,570 --> 01:16:58,655
...his terrifying experiments.
964
01:16:59,824 --> 01:17:01,449
Do you know anything
about the legend of Dr. Satan?
965
01:17:01,534 --> 01:17:02,534
Jerry?
966
01:17:03,953 --> 01:17:07,539
No. No. No.
967
01:17:08,791 --> 01:17:25,849
No!
968
01:17:26,684 --> 01:17:30,312
No! No, no, no, no.
969
01:17:30,396 --> 01:17:32,188
No! No!
970
01:17:35,359 --> 01:17:36,609
No!
971
01:20:14,560 --> 01:20:21,107
Go away!
972
01:23:39,598 --> 01:23:42,684
Sweet baby Jesus, girl!
What the hell happened to you?
973
01:23:42,768 --> 01:23:44,435
l got away.
974
01:23:46,605 --> 01:23:47,605
You...
975
01:23:48,107 --> 01:23:50,024
Yeah, l recognize you.
976
01:23:50,109 --> 01:23:52,944
There's a whole bunch of people
been looking for your ass, girl.
977
01:23:53,028 --> 01:23:54,737
l gotta get to a doctor.
978
01:23:54,822 --> 01:23:56,197
All right. All right.
979
01:23:56,281 --> 01:23:59,826
Just sit back and relax.
l'll get you to a doctor.
980
01:24:03,038 --> 01:24:05,164
Come on, now. That's it. That's it.
981
01:24:06,333 --> 01:24:08,668
l'll get you there. Yeah, yeah.
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