All language subtitles for mom 7x19

[doorbell rings]

How you doing?

Bonnie, come in.

Buenos días, Marta.

Gracias.

I don't think
she trusts me yet,

but we are gonna
get there.

Were you by any chance your own
lawyer in the divorce?

Well, the divorce isn't final,

but my nuts are in the vice
and the wheel is turning.

But, uh, make yourself to home.

Let's crack open
that brain.

You seem to be in
an awfully good mood,

given you live here.

I'm streamlining my life.

Low drag, high performance.

Even got rid of my car.

How are you getting around?

You see that
little scooter outside?

I thought you said
her name was Marta.

[laughing]

Delightful. [chuckles]

Oh, how I've missed you.

No, I got an electric scooter.

It's all the transportation
I need.

So you're planning
on dying alone?

Again, zing! [laughs]

No. Bottom line, I've realized
that happiness

isn't about having stuff.

It's about not living with
a woman who hates your guts.

But enough Trevor,

let's get to the Bonnie
of it all.

Well, I went to the doctor

and got some
pretty terrible news.

Turns out I'm half an inch
shorter than I used to be.

Just from aging, I guess.

Oh, that's no big deal.

Are you kidding me?

My height is 75%
of my personality.

I always tell people I'm
five-foot-12, that's my joke.

What's funny
about five-11-and-a-half?

Looks like
you're downsizing, too.

[chuckling]

You know, I don't find you
as delightful as you find me.

[children squealing,
splashing in pool]

You hear that, too, right?

That's the Little Minnow
Swim School next door.

It's a beautiful sound,
isn't it? [chuckles]

They're still so full of wonder.

Are you on medication?

Little bit.

♪

The only good news
is now I know

Trevor's not a
registered sex offender.

I mean, they'd never
let him live that close

to a swim school.

Was this
a real concern?

I'm trying
to make lemonade, Christy.

I'm worried about the guy.

I'm worried about my therapist.

Is that the way
it's supposed to work?

Nope. The minute you start
worrying about your therapist

or hairdresser, it's
time to move on.

I'm just impressed to see you
genuinely care about someone.

Right? My empathy
is off the charts lately.

Maybe I have a brain tumor.

Look, if Trevor's
interested,

I could try to
soundproof his place.

You know, acoustic panels,
that sort of thing. Caulk.

What'd you say?

Caulk. Caulk,
with an "L."

Oh, God, I'm lonely.

Ah, look, Marjorie's here.

Ah, let's focus
on Marjorie.

Hey, so, did you get the job?

No. Turns out I'm not
Teen Gap material.

I'm so sorry,
Marjorie.

Wow. I really meant that.

I should get an MRI.

As a nurse,
I think you're okay.

Why didn't
they hire you?

Yeah, same reason every
other store in the mall

didn't hire me.

'Cause you're so old?

Because of my criminal record.

'Cause it goes back so far
on account of you being so old?

Well, why are you telling 'em
about your record?

'Cause it's a question
on the application,

and I don't want to lie.

Oh, come on.
The only time you don't lie

is if they ask your weight
when you're bungee jumping.

Oh, my poor friend Karen,
may she rest in peace.

I might be able to help you get
your record expunged.

What kind of charges
are we looking at?

You all know I
robbed a bank.

Okay.
A federal offense.

I do like a challenge.

And then there was the arson,
the counterfeit money,

and the countless bomb threats.

It was a
different time,

and our cause was just.

Wait, you can
disarm a bomb?

'Cause that's a job.

What do you think, counselor?

Get that done by the end
of the week?

Yeah. It might take
a decade or two.

Which Marjorie doesn't have,
'cause, well, you-you know why.

[mouths]

I need a job now.

Are you open to transporting
medical waste?

There's a small chance
of infection,

but it pays okay, and they
let you keep the safety goggles.

How about food delivery?

Everybody that brings me
my sushi

looks like they just
got out of prison.

That was a popular job
at the parole office,

along with welding,
ditch-digging, and, of course,

ticket-taker at
a parking lot carnival.

What am I saying?
You can't travel with the cats.

[laughing]

I could put some acoustic panels
on this wall,

not very expensive.

Although the kids are
pretty quiet right now.

They're on juice break.
Give it a minute.

When the sugar kicks in,
it's Black Friday at Walmart.

And I could put some shelves
on that wall.

It might make the place a little
less... hang yourself-y?

It is a tad spartan.

You know,
what would warm it up

is some pictures
of friends and family.

I need to get some of those.Pictures?

Friends and family. [chuckles]

That can't be true.

Sandra got 'em all
in the breakup.

How does my mother
take her side? [chuckles]

Sorry.

That's a kick in the Chiclets.

You don't have any guy friends?

Not really. I tried to chat up
the fellas in the scooter store,

but they're pretty cliquey.

Oh, come on.

Well, look, I-I work from home.

I mean, the only people
I see all day are my clients,

and it's not like
I can socialize with them.

I mean, they're crazy.

I don't know, man. It sounds
a little like excuse-making.

That's what Sandra used to say.

Also, "Why can't you be
more present?"

I sit and listen to people's
problems all day long,

and then I'm supposed
to listen to hers?

I'm sorry, Sandra,
but I'm tapped out!

Hey-- oh!

Are you okay?

No, I am not okay.

You have no idea
how bad this carpet smells.

How'd it go with Trevor?
You gonna do some work for him?I think so.

Did he talk about me?
He's not supposed to talk
about me. What did he say?

He pretty much just talked
about himself.

Wow. Secret life of Trevor,
even better. Spill it.

No. I don't think
I should do that.

Oh, come on. I got to have
something to ponder

while Wendy's sharing.

Honey,
I can't tell you that.

Why not?It would be a total breach
of carpenter-client privilege.

Damn it, you're right.

Guess who starts delivering food
tomorrow for the Hunan Palace.

Yay!Congratulations!

They didn't even
ask my name.

Just wanted to know
if I had a car.

So everybody order
food tomorrow,

because I want to get a
good rating on the Yelp.

Totally not what that is

or how it works.

But let's all get together
and order.

Chinese food is better
when you share.

It's true. Can't get
moo shu for one.

Sure, you can.

You can.

Buenas noches, Marta.

Hola, Tammy.

Is he home?

Is everything all right?

Trevor?

Hey, buddy.

What's going on?

Hello.

Well, if it's cool with you,

I'm gonna turn a light on,
all right?

One, two, here she comes.

[shuddering]

What the hell happened?

My scooter
couldn't take the hill.

I fell over and I got chased
by a dog.

I ran past
those cliquey scooter guys,

but they didn't help.

You got any Bactine
to take the sting out?

The sting is the only thing

that lets me know
I'm still alive.

Right. Uh, okay,
super exciting.

The panels come in cloud,

bone and ecru.

I think I should live
on Guernsey Island.

It's in the middle
of the English Channel.

I could raise tomatoes and
wear a thick woolen sweater.

That sounds real nice.

Hey, Bonnie, you super busy
right now?

So I figure,
why am I notsmoking?

I mean, I could go out
like Harry Dean Stanton.

How long has he been
in this state?

A while. He checked the price
of tomatoes online,

and then it was
"Katy, bar the door."

Okay. Trevor.

Let's take a
breath here.

Did you ever
stop to think

that maybe all these things
happen for a reason?

That you're exactly
where you're supposed to be?

I'm supposed to have no love,
no reason to live?

I was supposed to fall off
my scooter

and get chased through
some sticker bushes

by a Schnoodle?

Schnauzer-poodle,
not typically aggressive.

This is a journey.

You're just...
you're just...

I don't know, I'm tapping out.

Tammy, program stuff, go.Oh, uh, okay, um, ooh!

Uh, do you have a roof
over your head?

It leaks.

Do you have food
in your refrigerator?

No. I was heading
to the grocery store when--

well, you know
the whole scooter story.

[crying]

Okay, Trevor, I have had
it with this pity party.

[grunts]

That was my sore ear!

[crying]

Should I hit him again?

Maybe try the other side.

[crying]

Marjorie really should've
been here by now.

I'm getting a
little worried.

Well, I'm getting a lot hungry.

I may lash out for no reason.

Well, wouldn't the reason
be because you're hun...?

Shut up!

All right, I've got a
three-pound cowboy ribeye

that can feed me
and... one of you.

We ordered Chinese.

Yeah, we're supporting Marjorie.

[whispers]:
I'm in.

Let's check on her.

[phone ringing]

What?

Hey, Marjorie,
it's Christy.

I know!

We're just wondering...

I'm three orders behind
and I'm lost.

Well, don't you have GPS
on your phone?

Oh, I used to,
but now I can't find it.

Well, didn't you think
to test it out before...?

Maybe we could give
you a hand there.

Do you see
any landmarks?

"Free Chihuahua puppies."

Is that something you know?

She really didn't prepare.

I heard that.

Are you eating
our food?

My blood sugar's in the dumper.

I can't go home, I can't go
back to the restaurant.

I'm in hell!

Medium rare
sound good?

How's he doing?

Sitting, rocking, a
little light mumbling.

He went out for
some fresh air.

What are you doing?

Making tea
out of saltines

and a bottle
of Texas Pete hot sauce.

Nope.

[children clamoring outside]

Who takes swim lessons
on Wednesday night at 8:00 p.m.?

It's free swim-- I peeked out
the window, it looks pretty fun.

Wish I knew
how to swim.

You don't know how to swim?

Mm-mm.
I don't know
how to swim.

Anyway, we need a new game plan.

Everything we say
sets Trevor off.

Well, does he like beer?
We could get him some beer.

Do you think Marta
would have sex with him?

That's nature's beer.

It's possible she already has.

There's some weirdness
between them.

TREVOR:
Hey, kids, just
'cause it's free swim,

doesn't mean you
need to scream

your stupid
little lungs out!

[water splashes]

Does he know how to swim?

Wear a silk blouse, I said.

No way will I get stuck in a car

that smells like
a hot day in Beijing.

Okay, it's gonna
be a left.

The first left.

First left.

That left!

Okay, we'll circle back.

What the hell, Marjorie?!

Wendy!

You gave her ample warning.

I'm sorry, I
got flustered.

So we're gonna
circle around.

With a right turn.

This right turn.

Right turn.

Right turn here!

[tires screeching]

Just so we're clear,

we're all gonna die
so Marjorie can make $42.

Little bastards
pushed me in the pool.

You kind of
had it coming.

I'll get some towels.

I don't have any towels.But how do you not...?

Don't make me explain!

Uh, how about
some paper towels?

Ooh, that's a lot of chlorine.

Probably a good thing--
evidently Sandra

got hygiene in the divorce.

Here you go.

Please, God.

Let this be bottom.

Hey, come on.

This is only temporary.

Eventually you're gonna,

you're gonna clean yourself up.

Maybe get a haircut,
uh, some towels.

Maybe some dignity.

You know, before you know it,

you'll meet someone new.

[scoffs] Why bother?

New woman, same old lies.

[singsongy]:
I don't know,
Marta's kind of cute.

I listen to women all day long.

I know how you people work.

[clears throat]

When a man cheats...

he just cheats, okay?

It's ugly, but we own it.

But when a woman cheats...
[chuckles]

it's always the man's fault.

"Oh, he-he didn't respect me.

"He ignored me.

"Uh, he didn't meet my needs.

I had no choice but to do
what I did in Palm Springs."

Hang on, I'm no therapist,

but I think it's been a minute
since a man "owned it."

We have to catch you, berate
you, listen to you deny it,

and then, two
months later,

we're finally out
having a nice dinner,

and you burst
into tears and say,

[crying]:
"I was weak!"

Look, I appreciate
you trying to help,

but there's really no point.

I'm done-- I'm done with women,

I'm done being
a therapist, okay?

Rotten kids!

You're-you're quitting?

I have nothing left to give.

Wait, wait, when's
the last time you ate?

Do cigarettes count?

Only if you're
a supermodel.

Or a junkie.
Word.

Hey.

Why don't we order
from that Chinese joint

Marjorie's working for?
At least we can do her a solid.

Great idea-- hey, Trevor,
you like Chinese food?

It makes me puke.

Oh.

Well, we're getting
Chinese food.

[phone chimes]

Got two more orders.

Doesn't anybody cook anymore?

What's happening
to the American family?

So, back to the restaurant?

Yep, left turn here.

See? How hard is that?

It's different
when you're under pressure.

It's like watching Jeopardy!

I can answer all the questions
if I hit pause.

Not if the question's
about driving.

Oh, I don't know what made me
think I could do this job.

You're gonna get
the hang of it.

Let's, uh, let's
knockity-knock on this door.

No, this door, Marjorie.

This door.

You forgot a couple of bags.

I brought one, too.
I'm part of this.

Where the hell have you...?

Oh.

What are you doing here?!

What are you
doing here?

I'm helping Marjorie.

I'm helping Trevor.

Wait, this is your Trevor?

Come in, just don't make
any sudden moves.

Hey, guys.

Do you come here just
so you can feel better

about where you live?

Food's here, and,
uh, four alcoholics

I've never, ever
complained about.

Hi, I'm Christy.

Bonnie's daughter.

I am so grateful for all you've
done to make her more tolerable.

Christy, the man is
practically drooling.

He doesn't want to chitchat.

Oh, why don't we set
this up in the kitchen?

Hold on, this isn't
Trevor's...

Oh, shut
all the way up.

Oh, here's your receipt.

Oh, uh, right.

Here you go.

I can't take that.

Oh, I think I have a dry one
in my other pants.

No, the food is late
and it's cold.

And I ate a couple
of your dumplings.

Trevor, Marjorie's been going
through a rough time lately.

Tonight is her first night
at a new job.

Yeah, and the last.

I was an idiot to think
that I could handle this.

This is why tribes
used to leave

old people in the
wilderness to die.

Wait, "old"?

You're not old.

That's what I always
tell her.

Hey, could you get me
something I could choke down?

Maybe an egg roll?

I want the egg roll--
no, oh,

you can have it,
you can have it.

Have a seat.

This is so
embarrassing.

Well, I'll try not to lord
my perfect life over you.

Fair enough.

Listen, I have worked
with a lot of people

who have needed
to reboot their lives.

It is not easy...

to reinvent yourself
no matter what your age.

What happened
to your knee?

This hasn't been a great
night for me, either.

But let's talk about you.

Bonnie mentioned that your
husband passed away recently?

Last year.

That's one of the hardest things
that a person can go through.

I thought so...

until I tried to
deliver Chinese food.

[knocking]

Come on in.

Hey.

Looking good in here.

[whistle blows][children clamoring]

Check this out.

[outside noise lowers]

Whoa.

Tammy does good work.

So do you.

Marjorie's still got the job.

She has to take Wendy with her,
but she's still got it.

[chuckles]
Listen, uh,

I need to talk to you
about something.

Oh, you don't need
to thank me.

But if you're looking
for a gift,

I do like aromatherapy.

You say that every week.

Yeah, and yet
no bergamot candle.

Listen, it is not ideal
for a patient to get such

a revealing view
behind the curtain

of their therapist's life.

It's affected our dynamic,

so I've put together
a list of referrals.

Whoa, whoa, whoa,
pump the brakes, shrinky dink.

You can't dump me
after all I've done for you.

I'm pretty sure I can.

Look, up until now I've been
on the fence about you.

But now that I've seen you
at your worst--

that was your worst, right?

I hope so.

Well, then I'm more
sure than ever

that you're the shrink for me.

Why? Because you get me,

as only a ruined
human being could.

You sure?

Absolutely.

Okay, good.

So, now that you've met
all my friends,

was I right or was I right?

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