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Ice cream.
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Ice cream, Mom... can I?
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Sure.
Ice cream!
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Don't you need money?
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I need money!
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Thank you. Don't run!
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Okay!
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Shelly, you want ice cream?
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Ice cream!
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All right.
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Here you go.
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And no runnin'.
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In these loafers? Not a chance.
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I was jokin'.
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Okay.
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It was turning out to be
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the perfect Saturday.
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The ice cream man
had extra napkins.
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I had tons of homework.
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And I was about to enjoy
an orange sherbet Push-Up,
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which was the only
kind of Push-Up
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I could actually finish.
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Then it all came crashing down.
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There's no telling
who could buy that house!
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What if they have dogs?
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What if they have birds?
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What if they have both
and the birds
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learned to bark like dogs?
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Sheldon, you're gettin' yourself
all worked up.
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For good reason... that house
issix feet away from my bedroom
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window... who knows what kind
of smells could jump the gap?
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Uh, cigarette smoke,
a scented candle, a durian?
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What's a durian?
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A vile-smelling fruit
of the genus Durio.
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When did you smell that?
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I haven't, and I'd like
to keep it that way.
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It might be nice.
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It might be a family
with kids your age.
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I already live with a kid
my age... not a fan!
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What's up?
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Can I talk to you about
serious woman stuff?
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Of course.
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Is this a...
iced tea conversation
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or a hot tea conversation?
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Definitely hot.
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Uh-oh.
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So what's goin' on?
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I think I have a boyfriend.
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Wow.
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But you cannot tell Mom.
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Oh, of course... I love not
telling your mother stuff.
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So what-what-what's his name?
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Marcus Adam Larson,
he's 11 and a half,
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he has blond hair,
his favorite color's green
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and he's learning
how to skateboard,
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but he's not very good yet.
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Okay, well,
I have to ask, now...
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at your age, having a
boyfriend, what does that mean?
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Do you, uh... go out on dates?
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No.
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Um... well, d-do you hold hands?
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I wish, but no.
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So how do you know
he's your boyfriend?
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Because this happened.
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Wow.
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I didn't realize
you had documentation.
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I know.
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Something suspicious
is happening next door.
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Like what?
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Groups of strangers
keep coming and going.
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They must be using
the house to sell drugs.
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No one's selling drugs,
they'rejust havin' an open house.
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What's that?
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They open up the house
so people interested
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in buyin' it can take a look.
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That explains why 911
hung up on me.
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I had no choice
but to determine
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if any of these
prospective home buyers
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would be suitable neighbors.
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This shifty fellow?
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He looks like trouble.
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That woman and
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whatever dark secret is hiding
in her bag?
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Probably a machete.
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Oh, this lady seems promising.
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Not on my watch.
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Please look around.
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If you have any
questions, I'll be right here.
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Excuse me, is there someone
in charge here?
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That would be me.
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Mr. Lundy?
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What are you doing here?
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I'm the realtor.
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But you're a teacher
and an actor.
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And while those both
pay so well,
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I like to do this
on the weekends for fun.
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Why are you here?
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I live next door
and I'm concerned
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about who the new neighbor
might be.
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Don't you worry, I will
personally make sure that
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your new neighbor is whoever
forks over the most money.
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Thank you.
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Wait.
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So if you want to
be his girlfriend
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and he wants to be
your boyfriend,
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what's the problem?
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He also plays baseball,
and this weekend...
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I have to pitch against him.
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Yeah, so?
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So if I strike him out, he mightget
mad and break up with me.
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Well, why would he do that?
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I've struck out a bunch of boys.
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They all get real mad.
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You're gonna pitch bad
to him on purpose?
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I was thinkin' about it.
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That is not
what you are gonna do.
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You are gonna do your best,
and if you strike him out,
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he will respect you for it.
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I don't know.
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When I struck out Brian Morgan, he cried.
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Now everyone calls him
Cryin' Brian.
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That's pretty funny.
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Thanks, I started it.
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Mr. Lundy?
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Come in.
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What brings you here?
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I'm the listing agent
on the house next door.
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But I thought you were
a teacher and a...
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And an actor, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You've got to get your son
out of my open house.
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Why, what's he doin'?
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Well...
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I noticed there's
hair on your coat.
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Clearly yours is falling out,
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but do you also have pets?
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I detect a hint of garlic.
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Do you enjoy
cooking stinky foods
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or are you afraid of vampires?
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Is there any chance
you're just fat?
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Oh, dear, I'll go get him.
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Thank you.
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Kind of a dump.
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But I could sell it.
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Why are you reading
about property code?
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The house next door
to mine is for sale,
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and I'm looking for ways
to control who moves in there.
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When my family moved to Texas,
they burned our fishing boat.
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Tam, we're talking about
my problems right now.
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We usually are.
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Ooh, listen to this:
"A seller
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"or seller's agent
must disclose if a homicide
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has occurred on the property."
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Why is that helpful?
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That could scare off
any unwanted buyers.
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Hasthere ever been
a murder next door?
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I sure hope so.
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Hello, Officer Robin.
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This is Sheldon Cooper.
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What's wrong, Sheldon?
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I was wondering
if anyone was murdered
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in the house next door to mine.
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You mean murdered today?
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No, ever, but today
would work, too.
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It'll take me a while to check.
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That's fine, I can hold.
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Tell Mr. Givens I may be
a little late to class.
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It's a police matter.
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Sheldon's gonna be late.
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Well, all right!
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It's a police ma... Don't care.
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Yes, I'm still here.
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Sorry, no murders.
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Just one death from
natural causes in
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1948.
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How can we be sure
it wasn't foul play?
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The man was 96 years old,
Sheldon.
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That's a lot of years
to make enemies.
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Bye.
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So,
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you playin' the
Tigers on Saturday?
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Should be an easy win.
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Their best player's
parentsare getting a divorce.
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He's pretty distracted.
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Well, there's a lucky break.
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I just hope it dragsout through playoffs.
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So how you feel about
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not pitchin' Missy?
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Why would I do that?
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Well, she's growin' up
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and she's going through
some new stuff...
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Oh, I don't wantto hear about that.
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No, no, no, she's...
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She's got a crush on a
boy on the other team,
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and she's worried that
if she strikes him out,
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that it will embarrass him.
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Well, that's too bad, she's our pitcher.
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She's gonna do her job.
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Well, she's also an 11-year-old
girl with big feelings.
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And I'm a cranky old manwith no feelings.
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Well, I've always thought that
underneath that tough exterior,
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there was a shred of compassion.
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Yeah, I know whatyou're doing.
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What am I doing?
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You're using your
femininewiles to get your way.
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Mm-mm-mm.
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Smart and handsome.
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You forgot tall.
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Don't say that.
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Never... say that.
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Goonies...
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never say die.
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Well done.
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Very moving.
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And speaking of moving,
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if any of your parents are in
the market for a two-bedroom,
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two-bath ranch-style
with a updated kitchen,
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have them give me a call.
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All right, very good.
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How about next week we try
somemonologues from actual theater?
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Just a thought.
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Mr. Lundy.
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Oh, what now?
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What happened with
the open house
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after you had me kicked out?
Were there any potential buyers?
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And if so, can I have
their names so I can run
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a background check
with my friends in blue?
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Sheldon,
if you think you're gonna
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stop me from selling
this house, you're wrong.
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Oh, am I?
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They tried to stop me
from staging The Crucible
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on roller skates.
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A lot of understudies
went on that day...
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but so did the show.
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You do not want me as an enemy.
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Or as a friend, sibling
or student, I've been told.
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All right, look,
if it's so important to you,
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why don't you just go out
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and find a buyer
that you'd be happy with?
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So if I find someone
I deem acceptable,
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you'd sell them the house?
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If the bank approves, so do I.
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Excellent.
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I wonder if Stephen
Hawking would like Texas.
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It's very flat.
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Oh, I can't afford a house,
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but I'm flattered
you'd want me next door.
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Of course I would. You
don't have enough friends
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to throw a party.
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Yeah, well...
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Neither-neither do you!
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So, you think after
seeing you every day at school,
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I'd want to go home,
look out my window
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and see-see more of you?
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Yes. Hey, maybe we could ride
to school together.
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We could play car games.
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Stop, you're killing me.
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I'm sorry, why would I want
to live next door to you?
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Ask Mr. Givens.
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Apparently, I'm hilarious.
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That's sweet of you for asking,
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but I'd rather
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stick my finger in
a pencil sharpener
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and crank away.
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I would love to, Sheldon,
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but there's a district rule
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that says a principal can't
live next door to a student.
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That makes sense.
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Does it? Good.
269
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Hey. Robin says the house
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next door to y'all is for sale.
271
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Oh, yeah, it is.
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Is it nice?
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Uh... nice enough.
274
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Why? Are you thinking
about moving?
275
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I wasn't, but Robin's not
crazy about living in a house
276
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I shared with my ex-wife.
277
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That's understandable.
278
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I want her to be happy.
'Cause I love her.
279
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Not just 'cause she's a
cop with a gun.
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But that's part of it. Well,
281
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I'm sure there are lots
of wonderful houses out there.
282
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I'd be happy to help you look.
283
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Do you not want us to look
at the one next to you?
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Oh, no, of course not.
285
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You should absolutely
look at it.
286
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As well as other houses.
287
00:11:52,146 --> 00:11:55,845
I have to say, this isn't
the reaction I was expecting.
288
00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:58,979
No, it isthe reaction
you were expecting.
289
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Excited that my
bossmight live next door to me.
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Yay!
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Well, my boss lives everywhere,
292
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and you don't see me
getting weird about it.
293
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And then after you buythe
house, you rent it out
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to people who arepreapproved by me.
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I can't afford a second house. Georgie,
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you make as much money as Dad.
Why don't you buy it?
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00:12:24,134 --> 00:12:26,049
He does not make as
much money as me.
298
00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:28,138
No. But I don't have
to spend mine
299
00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:30,053
on stupid stuff
like food and kids.
300
00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:31,663
Mary, where's dinner?
301
00:12:31,707 --> 00:12:33,883
So, is that a yes
to buying the house?
302
00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:36,407
Sorry. When I move out, it
ain't gonna be 20 feet away,
303
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and it's gotto have a hot tub.
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00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:39,541
Sheldon, you need
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to stop involving
yourself in this.
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00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:42,805
You upset Mr. Lundy,
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00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:45,068
and you were rude to the
people at the open house.
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00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:47,723
And he was bugging his
teachers at school all day.
309
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,135
But Mr. Lundy said
I could help him.
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I don't care.
311
00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:53,468
Even Pastor Jeff is talking
about buying that house now.
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That could work out.
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00:12:54,904 --> 00:12:57,472
His wife's a police officer,
so built-in security.
314
00:12:57,515 --> 00:12:59,691
And whenever I have
a theological zinger,
315
00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:01,302
I can call it right
over the fence.
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00:13:01,345 --> 00:13:03,826
You want your bossliving next door?
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Not exactly.
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00:13:05,219 --> 00:13:07,003
You don't have to worry
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00:13:07,047 --> 00:13:08,851
about your boss. There's
a district rule that says
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00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,915
that Principal Petersen
cannot live next door to me.
321
00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:13,270
That sounds made-up.
322
00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:14,881
A principal who tells lies.
323
00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:16,970
What are we gonna do
with this one?
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00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:24,542
Here's the payroll checks.
325
00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:26,196
Thank you. If you need
anything else,
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00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:29,199
I'll be in my office,
which is next door.
327
00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:31,941
Sorry it's so close.
328
00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:36,380
Lord, I am trying my best.
329
00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:38,818
Please help me
with this situation.
330
00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:40,863
Amen.
331
00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:47,174
I meant fix him, not me.
332
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,655
Excuse me,
333
00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:52,962
Mr. Lundy. I'm afraidl have some bad news.
334
00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:54,921
Oh. What's going on?
335
00:13:54,964 --> 00:13:58,402
My mother has forbidden
mefrom helping you sell the house.
336
00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:01,884
That...
337
00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:05,409
is beyond bad news.
338
00:14:05,453 --> 00:14:07,977
I don't think I
can do this alone.
339
00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:09,674
I'm sorry. It's not me.
340
00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:12,286
No, I know it's not.
341
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:16,856
Just enjoyed being in
the trenches with you.
342
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:17,944
As did I.
343
00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:20,642
All right, Sheldon, I...
344
00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:22,992
I guess I'll see
you in the halls.
345
00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:24,864
Again, I'm sorry.
346
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,910
Me, too.
347
00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:34,438
And scene.
348
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,979
Hey, uh, Cooper,
349
00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:55,329
you know, I think I'm
gonnahave you sit this one out
350
00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:56,852
and let Powell pitch.
351
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,028
Really? Yeah.
352
00:14:59,072 --> 00:15:01,901
Kind of like to save your
armfor the playoffs, okay?
353
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,685
Okay.
354
00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:05,774
Do you want to save my arm, too?
355
00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:07,123
No.
356
00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:08,646
How about my legs?
357
00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:11,998
You know, Billy, you
never failto brighten my day.
358
00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:13,564
Cool.
359
00:15:13,608 --> 00:15:16,002
Pastor Jeff, you got a second?
360
00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:17,045
Of course.
361
00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:19,546
I might've called
before dropping in,
362
00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:21,572
but that's just how
I was raised.
363
00:15:23,618 --> 00:15:26,099
I owe you an apology.
364
00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:28,449
I was worried about us
365
00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:29,798
working together
366
00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:31,974
and then living
next door to each other,
367
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:35,978
but I like you
and Robin very much,
368
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:38,285
and if you want
to look into that house,
369
00:15:38,328 --> 00:15:42,028
we would be lucky
to have you as neighbors.
370
00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:46,032
Thank you. That's nice to hear.
371
00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:47,729
I mean it.
372
00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,620
Good, 'cause Robin already
looked at it, loved it,
373
00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:51,964
put up police tape so no one
else could get in.
374
00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:55,606
Okay.
375
00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:57,826
Ball four.
376
00:15:57,869 --> 00:15:59,269
Oh, damn it.
377
00:16:07,401 --> 00:16:09,272
We're gonna lose.
378
00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:10,795
Oh, we're gonna be fine.
379
00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:12,188
Powell's got this.
380
00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:14,843
I'll strike Marcus out.
381
00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:16,410
Put me in.
382
00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:19,500
Time!
383
00:16:19,543 --> 00:16:21,284
Time!
384
00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:23,025
I thought Marcus
was your boyfriend.
385
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:24,853
Meemaw told you?
386
00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:27,725
She's my girlfriend.
You know, we talk about stuff.
387
00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:31,164
So, all that about saving my
armfor playoffs wasn't true?
388
00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:32,426
I was just being nice.
389
00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:34,123
Since when are you nice?
390
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:35,385
Well, don't get used to it.
391
00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:37,648
Just go strike out
your boyfriend.
392
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:40,260
Player change!
393
00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:41,913
Come on, Cooper.
394
00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:44,699
Good job.
395
00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:46,483
Kind of.
396
00:16:55,188 --> 00:16:57,146
Strike one!
397
00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:58,974
Yes! Two more, Coop!
398
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,541
Two more! Come on.
399
00:17:00,584 --> 00:17:02,760
I thought
we were saving her arm.
400
00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:05,546
Not now, Billy.Okay.
401
00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:14,294
Foul ball!
402
00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:15,295
Yeah, okay!
403
00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:16,557
You got this!
404
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,254
- - Strike two. - Hang in there!
405
00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:20,169
No coddle. Come on, Coop.
406
00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:22,215
Bear down.
407
00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:35,315
Strike three! Yeah!
408
00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:36,881
You're out! That's my girl!
409
00:17:36,925 --> 00:17:38,448
Yeah!
410
00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:46,326
Good job! Way to go!
411
00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:51,331
We won!
412
00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:52,332
Good game. Good game.
413
00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:53,768
Good game. Good game.
414
00:17:53,811 --> 00:17:55,117
Good game. Good game. Good game.
415
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:57,032
Good game. Good game. Good game.
416
00:18:03,212 --> 00:18:05,780
Good game.
417
00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:08,348
Good game.
418
00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:20,360
Where the hell is she going?
419
00:18:22,536 --> 00:18:24,364
Missy! Where you going?
420
00:18:35,723 --> 00:18:37,246
He held my hand!
421
00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:39,379
High five! Don't touch it!
422
00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:50,390
We've got some exciting news.
423
00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:52,174
They accepted our offer
on the house!
424
00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:53,175
We're gonna be neighbors.
425
00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:55,046
That's wonderful.
426
00:18:55,090 --> 00:18:57,527
Come in, come in.
427
00:18:57,571 --> 00:18:59,225
What's going on?
428
00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:01,183
It looks like
Pastor Jeff and Robin
429
00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:02,706
are gonna move in next door.
430
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,230
And that's not the only news.
431
00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:05,361
We're expecting.
432
00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:07,146
Oh!
433
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:08,408
What a beautiful blessing!
434
00:19:08,451 --> 00:19:11,628
Aw.Hey, Sheldon, maybe someday
you can babysit for us.
435
00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:22,509
Where you going? To apply for college.
436
00:19:22,552 --> 00:19:24,511
When he sees the baby, he'll come around.
437
00:19:24,554 --> 00:19:25,554
No, I won't.
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