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Ice cream.
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Ice cream, Mom... can I?
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- Sure.
- Ice cream!
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Don't you need money?
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I need money!
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- Thank you.
- Don't run!
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Okay!
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Shelly, you want ice cream?
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Ice cream!
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All right.
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Here you go.
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And no runnin'.
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In these loafers? Not a chance.
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I was jokin'.
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Okay.
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It was turning out to be
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the perfect Saturday.
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The ice cream man had extra napkins.
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I had tons of homework.
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And I was about to enjoy
an orange sherbet Push-Up,
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which was the only kind of Push-Up
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I could actually finish.
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Then it all came crashing down.
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There's no telling who
could buy that house!
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What if they have dogs?
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What if they have birds?
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What if they have both and the birds
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learned to bark like dogs?
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Sheldon, you're gettin'
yourself all worked up.
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For good reason... that house
is six feet away from my bedroom
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window... who knows what kind
of smells could jump the gap?
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Uh, cigarette smoke, a
scented candle, a durian?
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What's a durian?
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A vile-smelling fruit
of the genus Durio.
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When did you smell that?
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I haven't, and I'd like
to keep it that way.
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It might be nice.
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It might be a family with kids your age.
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I already live with a
kid my age... not a fan!
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What's up?
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Can I talk to you about
serious woman stuff?
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Of course.
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Is this a... iced tea conversation
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or a hot tea conversation?
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Definitely hot.
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Uh-oh.
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So what's goin' on?
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I think I have a boyfriend.
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Wow.
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But you cannot tell Mom.
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Oh, of course... I love not
telling your mother stuff.
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So what-what-what's his name?
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Marcus Adam Larson, he's 11 and a half,
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he has blond hair, his
favorite color's green
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and he's learning how to skateboard,
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but he's not very good yet.
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Okay, well, I have to ask, now...
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at your age, having a
boyfriend, what does that mean?
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Do you, uh... go out on dates?
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No.
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Um... well, d-do you hold hands?
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I wish, but no.
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So how do you know he's your boyfriend?
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Because this happened.
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_
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Wow.
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I didn't realize you had documentation.
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I know.
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Something suspicious
is happening next door.
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Like what?
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Groups of strangers
keep coming and going.
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They must be using the
house to sell drugs.
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No one's selling drugs, they're
just havin' an open house.
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What's that?
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They open up the house
so people interested
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in buyin' it can take a look.
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That explains why 911 hung up on me.
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I had no choice but to determine
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if any of these prospective home buyers
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would be suitable neighbors.
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This shifty fellow?
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He looks like trouble.
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That woman and
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whatever dark secret
is hiding in her bag?
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Probably a machete.
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Oh, this lady seems promising.
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Not on my watch.
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Please look around.
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If you have any questions,
I'll be right here.
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Excuse me, is there
someone in charge here?
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That would be me.
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Mr. Lundy?
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What are you doing here?
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I'm the realtor.
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But you're a teacher and an actor.
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And while those both pay so well,
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I like to do this on
the weekends for fun.
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Why are you here?
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I live next door and I'm concerned
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about who the new neighbor might be.
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Don't you worry, I will
personally make sure that
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your new neighbor is whoever
forks over the most money.
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Thank you.
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Wait.
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So if you want to be his girlfriend
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and he wants to be your boyfriend,
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what's the problem?
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He also plays baseball,
and this weekend...
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I have to pitch against him.
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Yeah, so?
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So if I strike him out, he might
get mad and break up with me.
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Well, why would he do that?
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I've struck out a bunch of boys.
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They all get real mad.
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You're gonna pitch
bad to him on purpose?
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I was thinkin' about it.
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That is not what you are gonna do.
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You are gonna do your best,
and if you strike him out,
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he will respect you for it.
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I don't know.
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When I struck out
Brian Morgan, he cried.
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Now everyone calls him Cryin' Brian.
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That's pretty funny.
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Thanks, I started it.
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Mr. Lundy?
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Come in.
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What brings you here?
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I'm the listing agent
on the house next door.
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But I thought you
were a teacher and a...
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And an actor, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You've got to get your
son out of my open house.
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Why, what's he doin'?
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Well...
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I noticed there's hair on your coat.
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Clearly yours is falling out,
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but do you also have pets?
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I detect a hint of garlic.
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Do you enjoy cooking stinky foods
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or are you afraid of vampires?
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Is there any chance you're just fat?
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Oh, dear, I'll go get him.
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Thank you.
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Kind of a dump.
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But I could sell it.
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Why are you reading about property code?
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The house next door to mine is for sale,
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and I'm looking for ways to
control who moves in there.
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When my family moved to Texas,
they burned our fishing boat.
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Tam, we're talking about
my problems right now.
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We usually are.
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Ooh, listen to this: "A seller
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or seller's agent must
disclose if a homicide
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has occurred on the property."
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Why is that helpful?
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That could scare off
any unwanted buyers.
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Has there ever been a murder next door?
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I sure hope so.
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Hello, Officer Robin.
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This is Sheldon Cooper.
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What's wrong, Sheldon?
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I was wondering if anyone was murdered
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in the house next door to mine.
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You mean murdered today?
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No, ever, but today would work, too.
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It'll take me a while to check.
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That's fine, I can hold.
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Tell Mr. Givens I may be
a little late to class.
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It's a police matter.
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Sheldon's gonna be late.
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Well, all right!
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- It's a police ma...
- Don't care.
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Yes, I'm still here.
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Sorry, no murders.
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Just one death from natural causes in
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1948.
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How can we be sure it wasn't foul play?
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The man was 96 years old, Sheldon.
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That's a lot of years to make enemies.
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Bye.
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So,
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you playin' the Tigers on Saturday?
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Should be an easy win.
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Their best player's parents
are getting a divorce.
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He's pretty distracted.
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Well, there's a lucky break.
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I just hope it drags
out through playoffs.
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So how you feel about
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not pitchin' Missy?
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Why would I do that?
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Well, she's growin' up
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and she's going through
some new stuff...
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Oh, I don't want to hear about that.
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No, no, no, she's...
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she's got a crush on a
boy on the other team,
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and she's worried that
if she strikes him out,
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that it will embarrass him.
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Well, that's too bad, she's our pitcher.
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She's gonna do her job.
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Well, she's also an 11-year-old
girl with big feelings.
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And I'm a cranky old
man with no feelings.
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Well, I've always thought that
underneath that tough exterior,
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there was a shred of compassion.
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Yeah, I know what you're doing.
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What am I doing?
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You're using your feminine
wiles to get your way.
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Mm-mm-mm.
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Smart and handsome.
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You forgot tall.
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Don't say that.
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Never... say that.
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Goonies...
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never say die.
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Well done.
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Very moving.
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And speaking of moving,
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if any of your parents are in
the market for a two-bedroom,
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two-bath ranch-style
with a updated kitchen,
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have them give me a call.
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All right, very good.
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How about next week we try some
monologues from actual theater?
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Just a thought.
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Mr. Lundy.
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Oh, what now?
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What happened with the open house
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after you had me kicked out?
Were there any potential buyers?
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And if so, can I have
their names so I can run
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a background check
with my friends in blue?
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Sheldon, if you think you're gonna
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stop me from selling
this house, you're wrong.
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Oh, am I?
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They tried to stop me
from staging The Crucible
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on roller skates.
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A lot of understudies
went on that day...
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but so did the show.
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You do not want me as an enemy.
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Or as a friend, sibling
or student, I've been told.
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All right, look, if
it's so important to you,
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why don't you just go out
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and find a buyer that
you'd be happy with?
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So if I find someone I deem acceptable,
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you'd sell them the house?
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If the bank approves, so do I.
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Excellent.
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I wonder if Stephen
Hawking would like Texas.
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It's very flat.
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Oh, I can't afford a house,
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but I'm flattered
you'd want me next door.
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Of course I would. You
don't have enough friends
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to throw a party.
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Yeah, well...
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Neither-neither do you!
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So, you think after seeing
you every day at school,
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I'd want to go home, look out my window
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and see-see more of you?
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Yes.
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Hey, maybe we could
ride to school together.
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We could play car games.
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Stop, you're killing me.
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I'm sorry, why would I want
to live next door to you?
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Ask Mr. Givens.
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Apparently, I'm hilarious.
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That's sweet of you for asking,
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but I'd rather
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stick my finger in a pencil sharpener
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and crank away.
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I would love to, Sheldon,
268
00:10:52,779 --> 00:10:54,536
but there's a district rule
269
00:10:54,538 --> 00:10:57,474
that says a principal can't
live next door to a student.
270
00:10:57,475 --> 00:10:59,008
That makes sense.
271
00:10:59,009 --> 00:11:01,345
Does it? Good.
272
00:11:04,816 --> 00:11:06,480
Hey. Robin says the house
273
00:11:06,482 --> 00:11:08,118
next door to y'all is for sale.
274
00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:09,885
Oh, yeah, it is.
275
00:11:09,888 --> 00:11:11,488
Is it nice?
276
00:11:11,490 --> 00:11:14,493
Uh... nice enough.
277
00:11:14,495 --> 00:11:16,259
Why? Are you thinking about moving?
278
00:11:16,260 --> 00:11:19,095
I wasn't, but Robin's not
crazy about living in a house
279
00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:20,697
I shared with my ex-wife.
280
00:11:20,698 --> 00:11:22,197
That's understandable.
281
00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:24,480
I want her to be happy.
'Cause I love her.
282
00:11:24,482 --> 00:11:26,515
Not just 'cause she's a cop with a gun.
283
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,253
- But that's part of it.
- Well,
284
00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:31,273
I'm sure there are lots of
wonderful houses out there.
285
00:11:31,275 --> 00:11:33,275
I'd be happy to help you look.
286
00:11:33,278 --> 00:11:36,745
Do you not want us to look
at the one next to you?
287
00:11:36,748 --> 00:11:38,827
Oh, no, of course not.
288
00:11:38,831 --> 00:11:41,017
You should absolutely look at it.
289
00:11:41,019 --> 00:11:43,052
As well as other houses.
290
00:11:43,053 --> 00:11:46,688
I have to say, this isn't
the reaction I was expecting.
291
00:11:46,691 --> 00:11:50,054
No, it is the reaction
you were expecting.
292
00:11:50,057 --> 00:11:54,496
Excited that my boss
might live next door to me.
293
00:11:54,499 --> 00:11:56,065
Yay!
294
00:11:56,067 --> 00:11:58,301
Well, my boss lives everywhere,
295
00:11:58,302 --> 00:12:00,937
and you don't see me
getting weird about it.
296
00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:07,950
And then after you buy
the house, you rent it out
297
00:12:07,952 --> 00:12:09,654
to people who are preapproved by me.
298
00:12:09,658 --> 00:12:11,683
- I can't afford a second house.
- Georgie,
299
00:12:11,687 --> 00:12:13,960
you make as much money as
Dad. Why don't you buy it?
300
00:12:13,961 --> 00:12:15,928
He does not make as much money as me.
301
00:12:15,931 --> 00:12:17,998
No. But I don't have to spend mine
302
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,133
on stupid stuff like food and kids.
303
00:12:20,134 --> 00:12:21,500
Mary, where's dinner?
304
00:12:21,503 --> 00:12:23,636
So, is that a yes to buying the house?
305
00:12:23,639 --> 00:12:26,373
Sorry. When I move out, it
ain't gonna be 20 feet away,
306
00:12:26,375 --> 00:12:28,240
and it's got to have a hot tub.
307
00:12:28,243 --> 00:12:29,442
Sheldon, you need
308
00:12:29,443 --> 00:12:31,470
to stop involving yourself in this.
309
00:12:31,472 --> 00:12:32,812
You upset Mr. Lundy,
310
00:12:32,813 --> 00:12:34,980
and you were rude to the
people at the open house.
311
00:12:34,982 --> 00:12:37,263
And he was bugging his
teachers at school all day.
312
00:12:37,265 --> 00:12:39,217
But Mr. Lundy said I could help him.
313
00:12:39,221 --> 00:12:40,620
I don't care.
314
00:12:40,621 --> 00:12:43,423
Even Pastor Jeff is talking
about buying that house now.
315
00:12:43,424 --> 00:12:44,691
That could work out.
316
00:12:44,692 --> 00:12:47,509
His wife's a police officer,
so built-in security.
317
00:12:47,513 --> 00:12:49,562
And whenever I have
a theological zinger,
318
00:12:49,563 --> 00:12:51,130
I can call it right over the fence.
319
00:12:51,133 --> 00:12:53,600
You want your boss living next door?
320
00:12:53,601 --> 00:12:55,134
Not exactly.
321
00:12:55,138 --> 00:12:56,341
You don't have to worry
322
00:12:56,344 --> 00:12:58,337
about your boss. There's
a district rule that says
323
00:12:58,340 --> 00:13:00,908
that Principal Petersen
cannot live next door to me.
324
00:13:01,643 --> 00:13:03,208
That sounds made-up.
325
00:13:03,211 --> 00:13:05,041
A principal who tells lies.
326
00:13:05,043 --> 00:13:07,014
What are we gonna do with this one?
327
00:13:12,754 --> 00:13:14,575
Here's the payroll checks.
328
00:13:14,577 --> 00:13:16,345
- Thank you.
- If you need anything else,
329
00:13:16,347 --> 00:13:18,991
I'll be in my office,
which is next door.
330
00:13:18,994 --> 00:13:21,828
Sorry it's so close.
331
00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:26,306
Lord, I am trying my best.
332
00:13:26,308 --> 00:13:28,567
Please help me with this situation.
333
00:13:28,570 --> 00:13:30,770
Amen.
334
00:13:32,614 --> 00:13:34,306
_
335
00:13:34,308 --> 00:13:37,019
I meant fix him, not me.
336
00:13:38,647 --> 00:13:40,312
Excuse me,
337
00:13:40,315 --> 00:13:42,918
Mr. Lundy. I'm afraid
I have some bad news.
338
00:13:42,922 --> 00:13:44,837
Oh. What's going on?
339
00:13:44,841 --> 00:13:48,556
My mother has forbidden me
from helping you sell the house.
340
00:13:50,357 --> 00:13:51,857
That...
341
00:13:51,860 --> 00:13:55,128
is beyond bad news.
342
00:13:55,129 --> 00:13:57,797
I don't think I can do this alone.
343
00:13:57,798 --> 00:13:59,432
I'm sorry. It's not me.
344
00:13:59,433 --> 00:14:02,168
No, I know it's not.
345
00:14:03,337 --> 00:14:06,538
Just enjoyed being in
the trenches with you.
346
00:14:06,541 --> 00:14:07,774
As did I.
347
00:14:07,775 --> 00:14:10,409
All right, Sheldon, I...
348
00:14:10,412 --> 00:14:13,046
I guess I'll see you in the halls.
349
00:14:13,048 --> 00:14:14,749
Again, I'm sorry.
350
00:14:15,583 --> 00:14:17,784
Me, too.
351
00:14:21,123 --> 00:14:24,291
And scene.
352
00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:42,841
Hey, uh, Cooper,
353
00:14:42,844 --> 00:14:45,245
you know, I think I'm gonna
have you sit this one out
354
00:14:45,248 --> 00:14:46,767
and let Powell pitch.
355
00:14:46,769 --> 00:14:48,914
- Really?
- Yeah.
356
00:14:48,917 --> 00:14:51,650
Kind of like to save your
arm for the playoffs, okay?
357
00:14:51,653 --> 00:14:53,519
Okay.
358
00:14:53,522 --> 00:14:55,455
Do you want to save my arm, too?
359
00:14:55,456 --> 00:14:56,655
No.
360
00:14:56,658 --> 00:14:58,158
How about my legs?
361
00:14:58,159 --> 00:15:01,594
You know, Billy, you never
fail to brighten my day.
362
00:15:01,596 --> 00:15:03,328
Cool.
363
00:15:03,331 --> 00:15:05,597
Pastor Jeff, you got a second?
364
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,332
Of course.
365
00:15:07,336 --> 00:15:09,101
I might've called before dropping in,
366
00:15:09,104 --> 00:15:11,304
but that's just how I was raised.
367
00:15:13,341 --> 00:15:15,841
I owe you an apology.
368
00:15:15,844 --> 00:15:18,244
I was worried about us
369
00:15:18,245 --> 00:15:19,278
working together
370
00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:21,815
and then living next door to each other,
371
00:15:21,817 --> 00:15:26,048
but I like you and Robin very much,
372
00:15:26,052 --> 00:15:28,438
and if you want to look into that house,
373
00:15:28,442 --> 00:15:32,025
we would be lucky to
have you as neighbors.
374
00:15:32,827 --> 00:15:35,828
Thank you. That's nice to hear.
375
00:15:35,831 --> 00:15:37,263
I mean it.
376
00:15:37,264 --> 00:15:39,198
Good, 'cause Robin already
looked at it, loved it,
377
00:15:39,201 --> 00:15:42,036
put up police tape so
no one else could get in.
378
00:15:43,538 --> 00:15:45,371
Okay.
379
00:15:46,207 --> 00:15:47,340
Ball four.
380
00:15:47,342 --> 00:15:49,255
Oh, damn it.
381
00:15:57,312 --> 00:15:59,072
We're gonna lose.
382
00:15:59,075 --> 00:16:00,419
Oh, we're gonna be fine.
383
00:16:00,423 --> 00:16:02,023
Powell's got this.
384
00:16:02,857 --> 00:16:04,456
I'll strike Marcus out.
385
00:16:04,458 --> 00:16:06,159
Put me in.
386
00:16:07,980 --> 00:16:09,182
Time!
387
00:16:09,264 --> 00:16:10,730
Time!
388
00:16:10,731 --> 00:16:12,764
I thought Marcus was your boyfriend.
389
00:16:12,768 --> 00:16:14,462
Meemaw told you?
390
00:16:14,466 --> 00:16:17,399
She's my girlfriend. You
know, we talk about stuff.
391
00:16:17,403 --> 00:16:20,840
So, all that about saving my
arm for playoffs wasn't true?
392
00:16:20,841 --> 00:16:22,102
I was just being nice.
393
00:16:22,105 --> 00:16:23,643
Since when are you nice?
394
00:16:23,644 --> 00:16:24,977
Well, don't get used to it.
395
00:16:24,980 --> 00:16:27,313
Just go strike out your boyfriend.
396
00:16:28,616 --> 00:16:29,889
Player change!
397
00:16:29,892 --> 00:16:31,860
Come on, Cooper.
398
00:16:33,153 --> 00:16:34,419
Good job.
399
00:16:34,422 --> 00:16:36,256
Kind of.
400
00:16:44,698 --> 00:16:46,698
Strike one!
401
00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:48,600
Yes! Two more, Coop!
402
00:16:48,602 --> 00:16:50,135
Two more! Come on.
403
00:16:50,138 --> 00:16:52,317
I thought we were saving her arm.
404
00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:55,020
- Not now, Billy.
- Okay.
405
00:17:02,975 --> 00:17:04,884
- Foul ball!
- Yeah, okay!
406
00:17:04,885 --> 00:17:06,085
You got this!
407
00:17:06,086 --> 00:17:07,941
- Strike two.
- Hang in there!
408
00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:09,622
No coddle. Come on, Coop.
409
00:17:09,624 --> 00:17:11,825
Bear down.
410
00:17:22,703 --> 00:17:24,903
- Strike three!
- Yeah!
411
00:17:24,905 --> 00:17:26,471
- You're out!
- That's my girl!
412
00:17:26,473 --> 00:17:28,174
Yeah!
413
00:17:34,816 --> 00:17:36,082
- Good job!
- Way to go!
414
00:17:39,038 --> 00:17:40,403
We won!
415
00:17:40,406 --> 00:17:41,954
Good game. Good game.
416
00:17:41,957 --> 00:17:43,221
Good game. Good game.
417
00:17:43,223 --> 00:17:44,824
Good game. Good game. Good game.
418
00:17:44,872 --> 00:17:46,806
Good game. Good game. Good game.
419
00:17:52,874 --> 00:17:55,308
Good game.
420
00:17:56,337 --> 00:17:57,837
Good game.
421
00:18:08,115 --> 00:18:09,646
Where the hell is she going?
422
00:18:11,987 --> 00:18:13,920
Missy! Where you going?
423
00:18:25,299 --> 00:18:26,833
He held my hand!
424
00:18:26,835 --> 00:18:28,902
- High five!
- Don't touch it!
425
00:18:35,910 --> 00:18:37,910
We've got some exciting news.
426
00:18:37,912 --> 00:18:39,778
They accepted our offer on the house!
427
00:18:39,780 --> 00:18:41,012
We're gonna be neighbors.
428
00:18:41,015 --> 00:18:42,749
That's wonderful.
429
00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:45,218
Come in, come in.
430
00:18:45,220 --> 00:18:46,741
What's going on?
431
00:18:46,744 --> 00:18:48,699
It looks like Pastor Jeff and Robin
432
00:18:48,701 --> 00:18:50,323
are gonna move in next door.
433
00:18:50,325 --> 00:18:51,790
And that's not the only news.
434
00:18:51,792 --> 00:18:53,058
We're expecting.
435
00:18:53,060 --> 00:18:54,269
Oh!
436
00:18:54,271 --> 00:18:56,094
What a beautiful blessing!
437
00:18:56,096 --> 00:18:59,333
Hey, Sheldon, maybe someday
you can babysit for us.
438
00:19:01,368 --> 00:19:04,570
? Rock-a-bye, baby. ?
439
00:19:07,075 --> 00:19:10,108
- Where you going?
- To apply for college.
440
00:19:10,111 --> 00:19:12,111
When he sees the baby,
he'll come around.
441
00:19:12,113 --> 00:19:14,244
No, I won't.
442
00:19:16,535 --> 00:19:22,494
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