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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,333 --> 00:00:11,073 [quirky brass music] 2 00:00:12,767 --> 00:00:14,667 - ATTACK ME. 3 00:00:14,667 --> 00:00:18,127 - HASN'T LIFE ATTACKED YOU ENOUGH? 4 00:00:18,133 --> 00:00:21,073 - I JUST STARTED MY KRAV MAGA DEFENSE CLASS. 5 00:00:21,067 --> 00:00:22,367 ATTACK ME! 6 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:26,600 OW! 7 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:28,100 NOT LIKE THAT. 8 00:00:28,100 --> 00:00:30,300 - IF YOU CAN'T DEFEND YOURSELF FROM A BANANA, 9 00:00:30,300 --> 00:00:33,900 THEN YOU BETTER STAY OUT OF CHIMP TOWN. 10 00:00:33,900 --> 00:00:37,230 - ALL RIGHT, COME HERE. GRAB MY ARM. 11 00:00:37,233 --> 00:00:38,473 NO, NO, WRAP IT-- WRAP IT THAT-- 12 00:00:38,467 --> 00:00:39,997 WRAP IT AROUND, AND THEN GRAB THIS ONE. 13 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,200 NO, WRAP THIS-- 14 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:42,770 - YOU'RE TAKING A LOT OF THE SPONTANEITY 15 00:00:42,767 --> 00:00:44,927 OUT OF STREET FIGHTING! 16 00:00:44,933 --> 00:00:46,033 - HEY, VINNIE, 17 00:00:46,033 --> 00:00:47,833 LOOK WHAT JUST SPROUTED IN MY HERB GARDEN. 18 00:00:47,833 --> 00:00:51,173 - I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT GOT IN THERE. 19 00:00:51,167 --> 00:00:54,527 - IT'S OREGANO. I PLANTED IT. 20 00:00:54,533 --> 00:00:55,933 SEE, I HAD THIS GREAT IDEA. 21 00:00:55,933 --> 00:00:57,033 I WANT TO PUT IN A GARDEN 22 00:00:57,033 --> 00:00:58,573 IN THE SCHOOL'S OLD TETHERBALL COURT, 23 00:00:58,567 --> 00:00:59,667 BUT I NEED AN ADULT 24 00:00:59,667 --> 00:01:02,097 TO PROPOSE MY IDEA TO THE PTA TONIGHT. 25 00:01:02,100 --> 00:01:03,370 - BUMMER. 26 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:08,100 - NO, I MEAN YOU CAN DO IT. 27 00:01:08,100 --> 00:01:10,070 - UGH! 28 00:01:10,067 --> 00:01:12,297 PTA. 29 00:01:12,300 --> 00:01:14,070 I DON'T KNOW, THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING 30 00:01:14,067 --> 00:01:16,397 YOU GOT TO WEAR SHOES FOR, HUH? 31 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:19,400 [quirky brass music] 32 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:20,400 * 33 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:22,400 - * I NEVER FELT SO GOOD 34 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:24,200 - * NEVER FELT SO GOOD 35 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:26,330 - * I NEVER FELT SO GOOD 36 00:01:26,333 --> 00:01:29,103 - * NEVER FELT SO GOOD 37 00:01:29,100 --> 00:01:31,070 - * SO WAIT A MINUTE 38 00:01:31,067 --> 00:01:32,067 * HEY 39 00:01:32,067 --> 00:01:34,467 * I NEVER FELT SO GOOD 40 00:01:39,067 --> 00:01:41,367 - WELL, HELLO. HERE'S A NEW FACE. 41 00:01:41,367 --> 00:01:45,167 - ACTUALLY, I'VE HAD THIS FACE FOR A WHILE NOW. 42 00:01:45,167 --> 00:01:46,297 I'M VINNIE. 43 00:01:46,300 --> 00:01:47,830 - I'M SUZANNE, THE SCHOOL LIBRARIAN, 44 00:01:47,833 --> 00:01:50,473 RECENTLY DIVORCED, JUST FINISHED A CLEANSE. 45 00:01:50,467 --> 00:01:51,467 OH, WAIT. 46 00:01:51,467 --> 00:01:52,467 NOT QUITE FINISHED. 47 00:01:52,467 --> 00:01:53,567 WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME, PLEASE? 48 00:01:53,567 --> 00:01:55,067 THANK YOU. 49 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:00,530 - HEY, NEWBIE, WATCH YOURSELF. 50 00:02:00,533 --> 00:02:02,433 I'VE LAID A LOT OF GROUNDWORK WITH THESE LADIES. 51 00:02:02,433 --> 00:02:03,833 I DON'T NEED YOU COMING IN HERE 52 00:02:03,833 --> 00:02:06,103 WITH YOUR ROCK-AND-ROLL HAIR AND YOUR MOVES LIKE JAGGER. 53 00:02:06,100 --> 00:02:07,230 - DON'T WORRY. 54 00:02:07,233 --> 00:02:08,573 I'M JUST HERE TO SUBMIT A PROPOSAL 55 00:02:08,567 --> 00:02:10,067 FOR THE OLD TETHERBALL COURT. 56 00:02:10,067 --> 00:02:11,727 HEY, YOU KNOW WHO I TALK TO ABOUT THAT? 57 00:02:11,733 --> 00:02:13,973 - OH, YEAH, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE THAT UP WITH CAMMIE, 58 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:15,127 THE PTA PRESIDENT. 59 00:02:15,133 --> 00:02:16,233 GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 60 00:02:16,233 --> 00:02:17,773 EVEN I COULDN'T SHUCK THAT CORN. 61 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:25,200 - UH, EXCUSE ME, MADAM PRESIDENT? 62 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:27,530 - OH, HEY THERE. CALL ME CAMMIE. 63 00:02:27,533 --> 00:02:29,073 - WELL, HI, CAMMIE. I'M VINNIE BASSETT. 64 00:02:29,067 --> 00:02:30,267 - BASSETT. 65 00:02:30,267 --> 00:02:32,367 OH, YOU MUST BE WENDELL'S UNCLE. 66 00:02:32,367 --> 00:02:33,367 [chuckles] 67 00:02:33,367 --> 00:02:34,367 HE'S THE ONLY STUDENT 68 00:02:34,367 --> 00:02:35,597 WHO READS THE PTA NEWSLETTER. 69 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:36,600 - [chuckles] 70 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:37,600 - ALWAYS CRITICIZING ME 71 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:38,830 FOR USING TOO MANY SEMICOLONS. 72 00:02:38,833 --> 00:02:40,133 [laughs] 73 00:02:40,133 --> 00:02:42,433 HE IS SUCH A DELIGHT. 74 00:02:42,433 --> 00:02:45,233 - 'CAUSE HE HAS A GREAT IDEA FOR THE OLD TETHERBALL COURT. 75 00:02:45,233 --> 00:02:47,503 IS THERE A PROCESS TO INTRODUCE THIS, OR... 76 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:48,830 - I WILL JUST PUT IT RIGHT AT THE TOP 77 00:02:48,833 --> 00:02:50,073 OF TONIGHT'S AGENDA. 78 00:02:50,067 --> 00:02:51,797 - THANK YOU, CAMMIE. - YOU'RE QUITE WELCOME. 79 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:53,130 AND THANK YOU FOR COMING TONIGHT. 80 00:02:53,133 --> 00:02:55,533 IT IS SO TERRIFIC TO FINALLY SEE A MAN 81 00:02:55,533 --> 00:02:59,073 GETTING INVOLVED IN THE PTA. 82 00:02:59,067 --> 00:03:01,427 - WELL, AREN'T YOU THE BELLE OF THE BALL? 83 00:03:01,433 --> 00:03:03,273 I'M WATCHING YOU, RINGO. 84 00:03:12,300 --> 00:03:14,070 - THANKS FOR SAVING ME A SEAT. 85 00:03:14,067 --> 00:03:15,127 - [bangs gavel] 86 00:03:15,133 --> 00:03:16,803 PLEASE, EVERYBODY, BE SEATED 87 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:18,500 SO WE CAN GET STARTED. 88 00:03:18,500 --> 00:03:20,200 ALL RIGHT. 89 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,630 FIRST, WE HAVE A NEW FACE IN THE CROWD TONIGHT, 90 00:03:22,633 --> 00:03:23,903 A MALE FACE. 91 00:03:23,900 --> 00:03:25,670 THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN TOO OFTEN. 92 00:03:25,667 --> 00:03:27,897 - OH, COME ON! 93 00:03:27,900 --> 00:03:29,300 - ON THE AGENDA IS A PROPOSAL 94 00:03:29,300 --> 00:03:31,100 FOR THE TETHERBALL SPACE. 95 00:03:31,100 --> 00:03:32,570 - OH, THANK YOU, CAMMIE. - OH? 96 00:03:32,567 --> 00:03:35,227 - I JUST WANT TO READ YOU ALL THE WORDS OF A 12-YEAR-OLD BOY 97 00:03:35,233 --> 00:03:38,433 FILLED WITH IDEALISM AND HOPE. 98 00:03:38,433 --> 00:03:42,073 "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, OUR PLANET IS DYING. 99 00:03:42,067 --> 00:03:43,197 OUR ONCE-VERDANT ORB"-- 100 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:45,670 OKAY, I'M JUST GONNA SUMMARIZE HERE. 101 00:03:45,667 --> 00:03:47,427 BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH, DA-DA... 102 00:03:47,433 --> 00:03:49,573 BIOLOGY, GENETICS... 103 00:03:49,567 --> 00:03:50,827 DA-DA-DA-DA-DA... 104 00:03:50,833 --> 00:03:52,603 POLAR BEARS. 105 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:54,500 DEATH? 106 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:57,230 RACE WAR? 107 00:03:57,233 --> 00:03:58,573 OKAY, I THINK WE ALL GET THE POINT. 108 00:03:58,567 --> 00:03:59,567 THE KID WANTS A GARDEN. 109 00:03:59,567 --> 00:04:01,067 THANK YOU. 110 00:04:01,067 --> 00:04:02,067 - THANK YOU, VINNIE, 111 00:04:02,067 --> 00:04:04,227 FOR PAINTING SUCH A VIVID PICTURE. 112 00:04:04,233 --> 00:04:06,203 HOWEVER, WE ARE ALREADY DOWN THE ROAD 113 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:08,070 ON ANOTHER OPTION FOR THAT SPACE. 114 00:04:08,067 --> 00:04:10,227 SO NEXT ITEM ON THE AGENDA, 115 00:04:10,233 --> 00:04:11,373 WE ARE GOING TO-- 116 00:04:11,367 --> 00:04:13,327 - WAIT, THAT'S IT? IT'S OVER? 117 00:04:13,333 --> 00:04:14,333 - [chuckles] 118 00:04:14,333 --> 00:04:15,773 WELL, YOUR PROPOSAL HAS BEEN HEARD, 119 00:04:15,767 --> 00:04:16,867 AND NOW WE'RE MOVING ON. 120 00:04:16,867 --> 00:04:17,867 [bangs gavel] 121 00:04:17,867 --> 00:04:19,827 - CAN WE AT LEAST TAKE A VOTE? 122 00:04:19,833 --> 00:04:21,673 - [chuckles] I'VE GAVELED. 123 00:04:21,667 --> 00:04:23,827 - YEAH, BUT HE WORKED PRETTY HARD ON-- 124 00:04:23,833 --> 00:04:24,833 - MOVING ON! 125 00:04:24,833 --> 00:04:26,073 - YOU HEARD HER, KEANU. 126 00:04:30,067 --> 00:04:31,467 - YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO TONIGHT 127 00:04:31,467 --> 00:04:32,667 TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER? 128 00:04:32,667 --> 00:04:33,727 I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT. 129 00:04:33,733 --> 00:04:35,073 YOU'LL NEVER GO BACK. 130 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:40,200 - TIJUANA? 131 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:43,430 [quirky brass music] 132 00:04:45,067 --> 00:04:46,697 - STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE! 133 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:51,700 OH, MY GOD! IT WORKED! 134 00:04:51,700 --> 00:04:52,900 - WHAT WORKED? WHY'D YOU DO THAT? 135 00:04:52,900 --> 00:04:54,170 - IT'S KRAV MAGA. 136 00:04:54,167 --> 00:04:55,427 WHENEVER I FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE, 137 00:04:55,433 --> 00:04:57,073 I'M SUPPOSED TO ASSERT MY BOUNDARIES 138 00:04:57,067 --> 00:04:58,397 WITHOUT BEING POLITE 139 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:00,770 OR WORRYING ABOUT HURTING SOMEONE'S FEELINGS. 140 00:05:00,767 --> 00:05:04,597 - OH, YOU'VE BEEN DOING KRAV MAGA SINCE BIRTH. 141 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:06,200 - HOW'D THE PTA GO? 142 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:07,770 - AH, I GOT PWNED. 143 00:05:07,767 --> 00:05:10,067 PRESIDENT COMPLETELY SHUT ME DOWN. 144 00:05:10,067 --> 00:05:12,267 SHE SEEMED REAL NICE AT FIRST. 145 00:05:12,267 --> 00:05:14,267 THEN SHE TURNED OUT TO BE THIS RUTHLESS, 146 00:05:14,267 --> 00:05:16,167 COLD-BLOODED SHARK WITH DEAD EYES. 147 00:05:16,167 --> 00:05:18,797 YOU'D LIKE HER. 148 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:20,230 - WHAT ABOUT WENDELL'S GARDEN? 149 00:05:20,233 --> 00:05:22,333 - IT LOOKS LIKE WENDELL'S NOT GONNA GET ONE. 150 00:05:22,333 --> 00:05:23,533 APPARENTLY, COMMANDER CAMMIE 151 00:05:23,533 --> 00:05:25,133 HAS OTHER PLANS FOR THE SPACE. 152 00:05:25,133 --> 00:05:26,603 - WENDELL'S GONNA BE SO DISAPPOINTED. 153 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:27,870 - I'M SURE HE'S FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT IT. 154 00:05:27,867 --> 00:05:29,067 - UNCLE VINNIE, 155 00:05:29,067 --> 00:05:31,367 LOOK AT ALL THE PLANTS I HAVE FOR THE GARDEN! 156 00:05:31,367 --> 00:05:33,927 - IT'S COMPLETELY SLIPPED HIS MIND. 157 00:05:33,933 --> 00:05:35,303 - CHECK IT OUT. 158 00:05:35,300 --> 00:05:38,330 I GOT SEED SELECTION, CROP ROTATIONS, 159 00:05:38,333 --> 00:05:40,173 IRRIGATION AND COMPOST SCHEDULES. 160 00:05:40,167 --> 00:05:42,297 OH, I EVEN GOT A RABBIT 161 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:44,370 AND A FENCE TO KEEP THE RABBIT OUT. 162 00:05:44,367 --> 00:05:46,427 - LOOK HOW HE BROKE IT DOWN INTO DIFFERENT THEMES. 163 00:05:46,433 --> 00:05:49,173 HE'S GOT A BUTTERFLY GARDEN, A RAIN FOREST GARDEN, 164 00:05:49,167 --> 00:05:51,367 AND THE SWEETEST THING: 165 00:05:51,367 --> 00:05:56,067 WENDELL TOLD ME HE AND HIS MOM DESIGNED THIS TOGETHER. 166 00:05:56,067 --> 00:05:57,167 - YOUR MOM? 167 00:05:57,167 --> 00:05:58,467 - YEAH. 168 00:05:58,467 --> 00:06:00,467 MOM AND I WERE WORKING ON THIS FOR MY OTHER SCHOOL, 169 00:06:00,467 --> 00:06:03,067 BUT WE NEVER GOT A CHANCE TO FINISH IT. 170 00:06:03,067 --> 00:06:05,797 - OH, THAT'S-- 171 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:08,970 THAT'S REALLY, UM... [choking up] 172 00:06:13,067 --> 00:06:16,267 - I'M GONNA NEED TO TAKE A KNEE. 173 00:06:16,267 --> 00:06:19,527 - SO, VINNIE, WHEN ARE WE BREAKING GROUND? 174 00:06:19,533 --> 00:06:21,773 - SOON. REAL SOON. 175 00:06:21,767 --> 00:06:23,667 THERE'S ANOTHER PTA MEETING NEXT WEEK. 176 00:06:23,667 --> 00:06:26,527 I JUST GOT TO CROSS SOME "T"s, DOT SOME "I"s, 177 00:06:26,533 --> 00:06:29,673 SHUCK SOME CORN, BUT IT'S HAPPENING. 178 00:06:29,667 --> 00:06:32,967 - THIS CALLS FOR A TOAST. WENDELL, JUICE BOXES ALL AROUND. 179 00:06:36,367 --> 00:06:37,827 - WHY WOULD YOU SAY IT'S GONNA HAPPEN? 180 00:06:37,833 --> 00:06:38,903 - WHAT DID YOU WANT ME TO SAY? 181 00:06:38,900 --> 00:06:40,070 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 182 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:41,067 both: SHH! 183 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:42,067 - OH, MY GOD. 184 00:06:42,067 --> 00:06:43,067 THEY SAID NO, DIDN'T THEY? 185 00:06:43,067 --> 00:06:44,397 both: SHH! 186 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:46,930 - OH, MY GOD, BUT THIS WAS HIS MOTHER'S DREAM! 187 00:06:46,933 --> 00:06:49,633 - YEAH! - I HEARD HIM! 188 00:06:49,633 --> 00:06:51,433 - BUT WHEN HE FINDS OUT-- 189 00:06:51,433 --> 00:06:52,733 - BUT HE'S NOT GONNA FIND OUT, 190 00:06:52,733 --> 00:06:54,733 BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA KEEP YOUR PRETTY MOUTH SHUT! 191 00:06:54,733 --> 00:06:56,633 - [sobbing] 192 00:06:56,633 --> 00:06:58,303 HIS LITTLE FACE! 193 00:06:58,300 --> 00:07:01,130 [both shouting] 194 00:07:01,133 --> 00:07:03,873 SUMMER SQUASH! 195 00:07:03,867 --> 00:07:04,867 - I SWEAR TO GOD, 196 00:07:04,867 --> 00:07:09,097 I HAVE 16 WAYS TO CHOKE YOU OUT! 197 00:07:09,100 --> 00:07:10,100 - HEY, WENDELL! 198 00:07:10,100 --> 00:07:11,200 - THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 199 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:13,070 - WINNER! JUICE BOX! 200 00:07:13,067 --> 00:07:14,567 - YAY. 201 00:07:14,567 --> 00:07:15,697 - BAD NEWS. 202 00:07:15,700 --> 00:07:17,130 THERE'S ONLY THREE JUICE BOXES LEFT. 203 00:07:17,133 --> 00:07:19,903 - [sobbing] 204 00:07:19,900 --> 00:07:23,670 [quirky brass music] 205 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:26,900 - SO IS THAT THE QUEEN BEE? 206 00:07:26,900 --> 00:07:29,530 - YEP, SHE'S A TOTAL "B." 207 00:07:29,533 --> 00:07:32,203 - TURNS OUT I FIRED MY HOUSEKEEPER FOR NOTHING. 208 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:34,700 [laughter] 209 00:07:34,700 --> 00:07:36,170 - THE ONLY REASON WHY SHE HAS ANY POWER 210 00:07:36,167 --> 00:07:38,597 IS 'CAUSE SHE'S CONSOLIDATED HER SUPPORT. 211 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:41,070 BEFORE WE CONQUER, WE MUST FIRST DIVIDE. 212 00:07:41,067 --> 00:07:42,197 - IT IS NOT GONNA BE EASY. 213 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:43,730 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS WOMAN IS LIKE. 214 00:07:43,733 --> 00:07:45,903 - I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS WOMAN IS LIKE. 215 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:48,600 SHE RATTLES AROUND IN HER SOULLESS MCMANSION. 216 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:50,070 HER NANNIES TAKE CARE OF HER KIDS. 217 00:07:50,067 --> 00:07:51,927 HER HUSBAND'S JUST A PAYCHECK TO HER. 218 00:07:51,933 --> 00:07:54,673 DAMN! SOME PEOPLE HAVE IT ALL. 219 00:07:54,667 --> 00:07:57,927 ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS. 220 00:07:57,933 --> 00:07:58,933 OH. 221 00:07:58,933 --> 00:08:00,103 - HEY, TIGHT PANTS. 222 00:08:06,167 --> 00:08:08,167 - HEY. 223 00:08:08,167 --> 00:08:10,067 - I LIKE THE WAY YOU STOOD UP TO CAMMIE. 224 00:08:10,067 --> 00:08:11,797 IT'S ABOUT TIME SOMEONE PUT HER IN HER PLACE, 225 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:13,670 AND IT MIGHT AS WELL BE THE MAN THAT I'M DATING. 226 00:08:13,667 --> 00:08:14,667 - WHAT? - NOTHING. 227 00:08:14,667 --> 00:08:15,897 DON'T LISTEN TO ME. 228 00:08:18,567 --> 00:08:20,367 [sniffing] 229 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:23,227 YEAH. 230 00:08:23,233 --> 00:08:24,303 - DID-- DID SHE-- 231 00:08:24,300 --> 00:08:25,600 - THEY DON'T GET A LOT OF MEN HERE. 232 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:26,970 - OH, HI. 233 00:08:26,967 --> 00:08:29,567 I'M A LONG-HAIRED DOOFUS WHO THINKS HE'S HOT SNOT. 234 00:08:29,567 --> 00:08:31,967 WANT TO HEAR ME SAY DUMB STUFF ALL NIGHT? 235 00:08:31,967 --> 00:08:33,867 HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? 236 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:39,100 - YOU BRING YOUR BROWNIES OVER TO THE WORKING MOMS. 237 00:08:39,100 --> 00:08:40,770 I'M GONNA MAKE THE YOGA MOMS FEEL SUPERIOR 238 00:08:40,767 --> 00:08:41,927 BY NOT EATING MINE. 239 00:08:41,933 --> 00:08:43,833 AND REMEMBER, IF YOU RUN INTO ANY RESISTANCE... 240 00:08:43,833 --> 00:08:44,933 - PLAY THE ORPHAN CARD. 241 00:08:44,933 --> 00:08:46,933 - BINGO. 242 00:08:46,933 --> 00:08:49,603 - [bangs gavel] OKAY, LET'S GET STARTED. 243 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:51,300 FIRST-- - EXCUSE ME. CAMMIE? 244 00:08:51,300 --> 00:08:52,870 - OH, MR. BASSETT. 245 00:08:52,867 --> 00:08:55,127 SO NICE TO HAVE YOU HERE AGAIN. 246 00:08:55,133 --> 00:08:56,533 - DON'T PATRONIZE ME. 247 00:08:56,533 --> 00:08:58,073 - OH, I WOULDN'T DO THAT. 248 00:08:58,067 --> 00:09:00,727 [mockingly] YOU'RE TOO SMART TO BE PATRONIZED. 249 00:09:00,733 --> 00:09:03,973 - THAT'S MORE LIKE IT. 250 00:09:03,967 --> 00:09:05,967 NOW, I MOVE TO BRING THE GARDEN PROPOSAL 251 00:09:05,967 --> 00:09:07,167 UP FOR A VOTE. 252 00:09:07,167 --> 00:09:08,167 - SECOND. 253 00:09:08,167 --> 00:09:09,267 - OH, I'M SORRY. 254 00:09:09,267 --> 00:09:10,767 WE DISPENSED WITH THAT ISSUE LAST WEEK. 255 00:09:10,767 --> 00:09:12,097 - WELL, I THINK I HAVE ENOUGH VOTES 256 00:09:12,100 --> 00:09:13,830 TO OVERRIDE THAT VETO. 257 00:09:13,833 --> 00:09:15,833 ALL IN FAVOR OF VOTING ON THIS ISSUE, 258 00:09:15,833 --> 00:09:17,203 RAISE YOUR HANDS. 259 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:18,870 - OH, VERY WELL. 260 00:09:18,867 --> 00:09:21,397 I WILL ACCEDE TO THE WISHES OF THE QUORUM. 261 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:23,100 [indistinct approving murmurs] 262 00:09:23,100 --> 00:09:27,430 JUST BEFORE I DO, I HAVE ONE LITTLE ANNOUNCEMENT. 263 00:09:27,433 --> 00:09:29,533 FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO MAY BE INVITED 264 00:09:29,533 --> 00:09:33,473 TO MY ANNUAL PRESIDENT'S PARTY AND CHAMPAGNE HOEDOWN, 265 00:09:33,467 --> 00:09:37,597 THE PARTY FAVORS THIS YEAR WILL BE MARC JACOBS BAGS, 266 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:39,200 EACH CONTAINING A GIFT CERTIFICATE 267 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:42,800 FOR TWO FOR A SPA RETREAT IN SEDONA. 268 00:09:44,433 --> 00:09:46,073 YEAH, SO... 269 00:09:47,233 --> 00:09:48,533 SO WHERE WERE WE? [chuckles] 270 00:09:48,533 --> 00:09:51,403 THOSE OF YOU IN FAVOR OF MR. BASSETT'S GARDEN, 271 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:53,070 WHICH I AM AGAINST, 272 00:09:53,067 --> 00:09:54,597 PLEASE RAISE YOUR HANDS. 273 00:09:56,933 --> 00:10:00,233 OH, SO THAT'S FINAL. THERE WILL BE NO GARDEN. 274 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:01,233 - SORRY, BRO. 275 00:10:01,233 --> 00:10:03,203 BUT THAT'S, LIKE, A $1,200 BAG. 276 00:10:08,967 --> 00:10:10,067 - OKAY, WAIT A MINUTE. 277 00:10:10,067 --> 00:10:11,927 I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS A DONE DEAL. 278 00:10:11,933 --> 00:10:13,373 - I'M SORRY. 279 00:10:13,367 --> 00:10:15,397 - LOOK AT THAT LITTLE ANGEL. 280 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:19,530 HE JUST WANTED SOME TURNIPS. 281 00:10:19,533 --> 00:10:21,273 - YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE UP AGAINST. 282 00:10:21,267 --> 00:10:23,197 AND WILMA EVEN PROMISED THIS PATHETIC BALD MAN 283 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:25,000 SHE'D GO ON A DATE WITH HIM TO MEDIEVAL TIMES. 284 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,370 - [laughs] 285 00:10:27,367 --> 00:10:31,697 OH, BETTER CALL ME, THAT SMELLY LITTLE FREAK. 286 00:10:31,700 --> 00:10:35,700 - SO WHAT'S OUR NEXT MOVE? 287 00:10:35,700 --> 00:10:39,130 - WELL, I'M SORRY, PAL. THERE IS NO NEXT MOVE. 288 00:10:39,133 --> 00:10:42,403 - SO THAT'S IT? YOU'RE JUST GIVING UP? 289 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:44,100 - SOMETIMES THAT'S THE WAY THE WORLD WORKS. 290 00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:45,430 YOU GOT TO KNOW WHEN YOU'RE BEAT. 291 00:10:45,433 --> 00:10:47,333 - YOU SURPRISE ME, UNCLE VINNIE. 292 00:10:47,333 --> 00:10:49,433 YOU'RE NOT USUALLY A QUITTER. 293 00:10:49,433 --> 00:10:51,033 I MEAN, THINK OF HOW MANY TIMES 294 00:10:51,033 --> 00:10:54,373 YOU'VE BEEN REJECTED BY TARYN. 295 00:10:54,367 --> 00:10:56,327 - I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'D CALL IT "REJECTED." 296 00:10:56,333 --> 00:10:58,933 - NO, YOU SHOULD CALL IT "REJECTED." 297 00:10:58,933 --> 00:11:00,603 - BUT DO YOU GIVE UP? 298 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:02,970 NO, YOU CONTINUE TO HUMILIATE YOURSELF 299 00:11:02,967 --> 00:11:05,567 DAY AFTER DAY, 300 00:11:05,567 --> 00:11:06,927 WEEK AFTER WEEK, 301 00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:08,633 PROMISING ONE DAY TO GIVE THAT GIRL 302 00:11:08,633 --> 00:11:10,303 WHAT SHE DOESN'T KNOW SHE NEEDS. 303 00:11:13,167 --> 00:11:14,697 THAT ONE DAY, YOU'RE GONNA TAP-- 304 00:11:14,700 --> 00:11:17,270 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT! NOT ANY MORE! 305 00:11:17,267 --> 00:11:19,067 - LOOK, YOU ALL CAN QUIT IF YOU WANT, 306 00:11:19,067 --> 00:11:21,397 BUT I'M NOT GIVING UP. 307 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:22,630 I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GONNA DO IT, 308 00:11:22,633 --> 00:11:24,373 BUT I'M GONNA GET THAT GARDEN. 309 00:11:24,367 --> 00:11:26,767 - [sighs] 310 00:11:26,767 --> 00:11:28,267 MAYBE WENDELL'S RIGHT. 311 00:11:28,267 --> 00:11:30,327 MAYBE YOU ARE GIVING UP TOO SOON. 312 00:11:30,333 --> 00:11:31,333 - IF ONLY WE KNEW 313 00:11:31,333 --> 00:11:32,733 WHAT CAMMIE WANTED THAT SPACE FOR. 314 00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:34,073 MAYBE WE COULD FIGHT IT. 315 00:11:34,067 --> 00:11:35,797 WE NEED SOMEBODY ON THE INSIDE. 316 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:37,200 - THE LIBRARIAN. 317 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:39,400 SOMEONE SHOULD GET FRIENDLY WITH HER. 318 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:40,570 - OH. 319 00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:41,597 I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT, 320 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,230 BUT WE ALL GOT TO MAKE SACRIFICES. 321 00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:46,430 GOOD LUCK, TARYN. WEAR TIGHT PANTS. 322 00:11:49,767 --> 00:11:52,667 [quirky brass music] 323 00:11:52,667 --> 00:11:54,197 OH! 324 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:55,630 [chuckles] 325 00:11:55,633 --> 00:11:56,803 OOH. 326 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,570 ARE YOU SURE WE SHOULD BE DOING THIS HERE? 327 00:11:58,567 --> 00:12:00,227 - PLEASE. IT'S A SCHOOL LIBRARY. 328 00:12:00,233 --> 00:12:01,233 NOBODY COMES IN HERE. 329 00:12:01,233 --> 00:12:02,833 - [chuckling nervously] 330 00:12:02,833 --> 00:12:04,133 - BUT IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER, 331 00:12:04,133 --> 00:12:05,533 WE CAN GO INTO THE MICROFICHE ROOM. 332 00:12:05,533 --> 00:12:07,303 NOBODY'S BEEN THERE SINCE 1987. 333 00:12:07,300 --> 00:12:08,400 - OH. 334 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:10,570 WELL, MAYBE BEFORE WE DO OUR RESEARCH. 335 00:12:10,567 --> 00:12:13,097 [both laugh] 336 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:15,400 YOU KNOW, WHY IS CAMMIE SO DEAD SET 337 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:16,870 AGAINST WENDELL'S GARDEN? 338 00:12:16,867 --> 00:12:18,967 - SHE WANTS TO TURN IT INTO PARKING SPACES 339 00:12:18,967 --> 00:12:20,697 FOR THE PRINCIPAL, THE SUPERINTENDANT, 340 00:12:20,700 --> 00:12:22,500 AND THE PTA PRESIDENT. 341 00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:23,800 - WAIT A MINUTE. 342 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:26,270 CAMMIE WANTS HER OWN PARKING SPACE? 343 00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:27,667 THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT? 344 00:12:27,667 --> 00:12:30,127 - YEAH, SHE'S BEEN DYING FOR A SPOT FOR YEARS. 345 00:12:30,133 --> 00:12:31,903 SHE'S FINALLY FAST-TRACKED IT. 346 00:12:31,900 --> 00:12:33,630 THEY START PAVING TOMORROW MORNING. 347 00:12:33,633 --> 00:12:34,803 - WAIT, TOMORROW? THERE IS-- 348 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:35,800 - SHH! 349 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:37,670 WE ARE IN A LIBRARY! 350 00:12:37,667 --> 00:12:39,127 - HERE WE GO. 351 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:41,200 - DID YOU HAVE BETTER LUCK 352 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:42,630 WITH THE GARDEN PETITION THAN I DID? 353 00:12:42,633 --> 00:12:46,403 I GOT MORE PEOPLE TO SIGN UP FOR TRIPLE HOMEWORK THURSDAYS. 354 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:47,500 - I DIDN'T DO SO BAD. 355 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,230 I GOT AT LEAST 150. 356 00:12:49,233 --> 00:12:51,673 - WHAT? THAT'S FANTASTIC. 357 00:12:51,667 --> 00:12:53,867 THIS IS ALL YOUR HANDWRITING. 358 00:12:53,867 --> 00:12:56,697 - NAMES ARE NAMES. WHO'S GONNA KNOW? 359 00:12:56,700 --> 00:12:58,270 - "SUZIE FAKE NAME"? 360 00:12:58,267 --> 00:12:59,827 - I GOT TIRED. 361 00:13:01,467 --> 00:13:02,567 - WE'VE GOT TO DO THIS RIGHT 362 00:13:02,567 --> 00:13:04,497 IF WE'RE GONNA MAKE A REAL CHANGE. 363 00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:07,070 - SOMETIMES REAL CHANGE NEEDS FAKE SIGNATURES. 364 00:13:07,067 --> 00:13:09,127 BENJAMIN FRANKLIN. 365 00:13:14,267 --> 00:13:19,797 - WHAT, UH, HAPPENED TO YOU? 366 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,500 - WELL, WENDELL, 367 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:22,530 THE BAD NEWS IS, 368 00:13:22,533 --> 00:13:23,933 THEY'RE TURNING YOUR GARDEN SPACE 369 00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:25,133 INTO A PARKING LOT TOMORROW. 370 00:13:25,133 --> 00:13:28,103 THE GOOD NEWS-- 371 00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:30,870 THERE IS NO GOOD NEWS. 372 00:13:30,867 --> 00:13:32,597 [quirky brass music] 373 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:33,700 - OH, OKAY, OKAY. 374 00:13:33,700 --> 00:13:35,130 I JUST GOT OFF MY PHONE WITH MY FRIEND 375 00:13:35,133 --> 00:13:36,333 WHO WORKS DOWN AT CITY HALL. 376 00:13:36,333 --> 00:13:39,633 SHE'S NOW ENGAGED TO A GUY I USED TO DATE. 377 00:13:42,267 --> 00:13:43,567 - AND? 378 00:13:43,567 --> 00:13:47,797 - AND--AND, LEGALLY, WE'RE OUT OF OPTIONS. 379 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:49,430 - I'M TELLING YOU, I MAKE ONE PHONE CALL, 380 00:13:49,433 --> 00:13:52,873 AND THAT PTA LADY HAS A LITTLE BOATING ACCIDENT. 381 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,170 - THAT'S IT. 382 00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:57,067 I GIVE UP. 383 00:13:57,067 --> 00:13:58,267 - REALLY? 384 00:13:58,267 --> 00:14:00,167 - I'VE BEEN TOLD A LOT OVER THE PAST YEAR 385 00:14:00,167 --> 00:14:02,467 THAT LIFE ISN'T FAIR. 386 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:06,627 GUESS THIS IS JUST ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE TIMES. 387 00:14:06,633 --> 00:14:08,733 - HEY, NO, NO, NO. WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 388 00:14:08,733 --> 00:14:10,633 NO, NO. THIS ISN'T OVER. 389 00:14:10,633 --> 00:14:12,403 - THE BULLDOZERS WILL BE HERE IN THE MORNING, 390 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:13,400 AND YOU HEARD AUNT WILMA. 391 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:14,530 WE'RE OUT OF OPTIONS. 392 00:14:14,533 --> 00:14:16,073 - NO, WE'RE OUT OF LEGAL OPTIONS. 393 00:14:16,067 --> 00:14:19,097 - FINALLY. GIVE ME THAT PHONE. 394 00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:20,400 - WHAT? 395 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:22,530 YOU DON'T KNOW ANYBODY. 396 00:14:22,533 --> 00:14:25,733 - COME DOWN TO THE MARINA AND SAY THAT. 397 00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:29,467 - YOU WANT A GARDEN? 398 00:14:29,467 --> 00:14:32,297 WE'RE GONNA BUILD THAT GARDEN RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW. 399 00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:33,670 - WE DON'T HAVE PERMISSION. 400 00:14:33,667 --> 00:14:35,167 - WE'RE NOT ASKING FOR PERMISSION. 401 00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:36,327 WE'RE GONNA GET SOME SHOVELS, 402 00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:37,503 WE'RE GONNA GET SOME PLANTS, 403 00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:39,070 AND WE'RE GONNA BUILD THAT GARDEN TONIGHT. 404 00:14:39,067 --> 00:14:41,067 BY TOMORROW MORNING WHEN THE BULLDOZERS SHOW UP, 405 00:14:41,067 --> 00:14:42,967 NO ONE WILL DARE DESTROY THAT GARDEN 406 00:14:42,967 --> 00:14:46,867 OR THE BASEBALL PLAYERS WHO WILL COME OUT OF THE CORN. 407 00:14:46,867 --> 00:14:48,667 - BUT WE COULD GET ARRESTED. 408 00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:49,897 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 409 00:14:49,900 --> 00:14:51,400 SOMETIMES, NO MATTER WHAT THE AUTHORITIES SAY, 410 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:52,870 YOU GOT TO STAND UP FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IS RIGHT. 411 00:14:52,867 --> 00:14:54,067 IT'S LIKE THAT MOVIE 412 00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:56,067 WHERE THE GUY STOOD UP TO THOSE GERMANS. 413 00:14:56,067 --> 00:14:57,427 - SCHINDLER'S LIST? 414 00:14:57,433 --> 00:14:58,933 - NO, DIE HARD. 415 00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:02,527 - I DON'T KNOW. 416 00:15:02,533 --> 00:15:04,373 I'M A LITTLE SCARED. 417 00:15:04,367 --> 00:15:06,227 - WELL, IF YOU WANT THAT GARDEN, 418 00:15:06,233 --> 00:15:07,233 YOU GOT TO BE BRAVE. 419 00:15:07,233 --> 00:15:08,233 GOT TO FIGHT YOUR FEAR. 420 00:15:08,233 --> 00:15:09,403 YOU WITH ME? 421 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:11,230 - YOU BET I'M WITH YOU. - YES. 422 00:15:11,233 --> 00:15:14,803 - LET'S GIVE THIS SCHOOL WHAT IT DOESN'T KNOW IT NEEDS. 423 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,600 [quirky brass music] 424 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:18,270 [sighs] 425 00:15:18,267 --> 00:15:20,197 THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I IMAGINED IT. 426 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,400 - ME TOO. 427 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:23,530 EXCEPT IT WAS PROTECTED BY A MONKEY ARMY 428 00:15:23,533 --> 00:15:25,273 LOYAL ONLY TO ME. 429 00:15:26,533 --> 00:15:27,533 - AND I GUESS THAT'S WHY 430 00:15:27,533 --> 00:15:29,333 I WAS NEVER REALLY CLOSE WITH MY MOTHER. 431 00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:30,473 I MEAN, GOD. 432 00:15:30,467 --> 00:15:32,397 I DIDN'T PUT IT TOGETHER TILL JUST NOW. 433 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:33,630 - THANK YOU. 434 00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:36,303 THANK YOU, TARYN, FOR HELPING ME THROUGH THIS. 435 00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:37,600 - WAIT. 436 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:39,630 YOU'VE BEEN TALKING TO ME THIS WHOLE TIME? 437 00:15:40,933 --> 00:15:42,403 I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON YOUR PHONE. 438 00:15:44,233 --> 00:15:45,833 [siren wails] 439 00:15:45,833 --> 00:15:47,873 - UNCLE VINNIE, IT'S THE POLICE! 440 00:15:47,867 --> 00:15:51,597 - COULD BE A DJ. 441 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:52,700 - WHAT DO WE DO? WHAT DO WE DO? 442 00:15:52,700 --> 00:15:53,730 - DON'T WORRY. 443 00:15:53,733 --> 00:15:54,833 AS LONG AS WE STAND TOGETHER, 444 00:15:54,833 --> 00:15:56,133 EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE. 445 00:15:58,267 --> 00:16:00,067 - [grunting] 446 00:16:00,067 --> 00:16:01,697 I WASN'T ESCAPING. 447 00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:04,500 I WAS COMING TO GREET YOU GUYS. 448 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:07,770 WELCOME TO-- 449 00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:09,267 - OKAY, PARTY'S OVER. 450 00:16:09,267 --> 00:16:11,327 WE GOT A CALL YOU WERE TRESPASSING. 451 00:16:11,333 --> 00:16:12,833 - YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 452 00:16:12,833 --> 00:16:14,803 THEY WANT TO PUT IN A PARKING LOT. 453 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:16,070 BUT WE WANTED TO SHOW THE SCHOOL 454 00:16:16,067 --> 00:16:17,597 HOW BEAUTIFUL A GARDEN WOULD BE INSTEAD. 455 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:19,830 - OFFICERS, SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 456 00:16:19,833 --> 00:16:21,973 HERE IS OUR CONSTRUCTION PERMIT. 457 00:16:21,967 --> 00:16:26,197 AS YOU CAN SEE, THESE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN FLAGRANTLY... 458 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:28,070 GARDENING. 459 00:16:28,067 --> 00:16:29,497 - COME ON, CAMMIE. 460 00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:31,400 YOU'RE REALLY GONNA TEAR UP A LITTLE BOY'S DREAM 461 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,500 JUST SO YOU CAN BE 20 FEET CLOSER TO THE SCHOOL? 462 00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:35,130 - LOOK, LOOK, NO ONE WORKS HARDER 463 00:16:35,133 --> 00:16:36,503 FOR THIS SCHOOL THAN I DO. 464 00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:38,570 I DESERVE THIS PARKING SPOT. 465 00:16:38,567 --> 00:16:41,897 - CAMMIE, COME HERE. OVER HERE. 466 00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:44,830 LOOK, WE'RE NOT SO DIFFERENT, YOU AND I. 467 00:16:44,833 --> 00:16:46,603 YOU KNOW, WE'RE BOTH VERY STRONG, 468 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:50,530 VERY, VERY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN 469 00:16:50,533 --> 00:16:53,333 WHO ARE NOT USED TO ANYONE CHALLENGING OUR AUTHORITY, 470 00:16:53,333 --> 00:16:55,073 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE LEARNED 471 00:16:55,067 --> 00:16:56,897 IN MY EXPLORATION OF THE MARTIAL ARTS? 472 00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:58,170 - OH. 473 00:16:58,167 --> 00:17:00,897 - I'VE LEARNED THAT THE ULTIMATE USE OF POWER 474 00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:05,070 IS CHOOSING NOT TO EXERCISE THAT POWER. 475 00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:08,367 - DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF. YOU AND I ARE NOTHING ALIKE. 476 00:17:08,367 --> 00:17:11,067 - OKAY, GRAB MY ARM. 477 00:17:11,067 --> 00:17:12,297 - WELL, MA'AM, IT'S A NICE GARDEN. 478 00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:13,300 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? 479 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:14,600 - I WANT YOU TO GET THEM OUT OF HERE 480 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,670 SO THAT THE BULLDOZERS CAN GET STARTED. 481 00:17:16,667 --> 00:17:19,497 - BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE THIS GARDEN AWAY FROM US. 482 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:21,470 - OH, YES, I CAN, SEMICOLON, 483 00:17:21,467 --> 00:17:22,467 AND I WILL. 484 00:17:22,467 --> 00:17:23,667 PERIOD. 485 00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:24,867 - [sighs] 486 00:17:24,867 --> 00:17:26,527 I WOULD HAVE USED TWO PERIODS, BUT WHATEVER. 487 00:17:26,533 --> 00:17:27,473 WRITER'S CHOICE. 488 00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:30,500 - I'M SORRY, BUT IF YOU DON'T LEAVE, 489 00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:31,800 I'M GONNA HAVE TO ARREST YOU. 490 00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:39,370 - WELL, I'M PROUD OF THIS GARDEN. 491 00:17:39,367 --> 00:17:41,567 AND I'M PROUD OF WENDELL. 492 00:17:41,567 --> 00:17:44,767 SO I'M NOT LEAVING. 493 00:17:44,767 --> 00:17:46,227 - ME NEITHER. 494 00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:49,433 - COUNT ME IN. 495 00:17:49,433 --> 00:17:51,073 - OKAY, THIS IS A REALLY NICE OUTFIT, 496 00:17:51,067 --> 00:17:52,127 AND I'M NOT GETTING IT DIRTY, 497 00:17:52,133 --> 00:17:53,633 BUT I'M WITH THEM. 498 00:17:53,633 --> 00:17:56,173 JUST IMAGINE ME SITTING. 499 00:17:59,367 --> 00:18:01,697 - WELL, OFFICER, YOU'RE A PUBLIC SERVANT. 500 00:18:01,700 --> 00:18:03,400 AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S RIGHT. 501 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:04,930 AND I'LL BET YOU SOME FRESH PERSIMMONS 502 00:18:04,933 --> 00:18:06,973 YOU'LL DO IT. 503 00:18:06,967 --> 00:18:08,367 OW! OKAY! 504 00:18:08,367 --> 00:18:09,697 - VINNIE! - DON'T WORRY, WENDELL. 505 00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:11,070 THEY'RE NOT GONNA ARREST A KID. 506 00:18:11,067 --> 00:18:12,167 - VINNIE! 507 00:18:12,167 --> 00:18:14,367 - DAMN! AM I EVER RIGHT ABOUT ANYTHING? 508 00:18:18,467 --> 00:18:19,667 HEY. 509 00:18:19,667 --> 00:18:21,367 THANKS FOR BAILING US OUT, LACY. 510 00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:22,727 - NO PROBLEM. 511 00:18:22,733 --> 00:18:25,603 BUT IF YOU RUN, I WILL FIND YOU. 512 00:18:27,133 --> 00:18:28,333 - [chuckles] 513 00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:30,573 [whispering] I BELIEVE HER. 514 00:18:39,867 --> 00:18:41,197 - HOW YOU DOING, KIDDO? 515 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:44,600 - [sighs] 516 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:46,370 NOT GREAT. 517 00:18:46,367 --> 00:18:48,467 - WHY? 518 00:18:48,467 --> 00:18:50,927 YOU SHOULD FEEL TERRIFIC. 519 00:18:50,933 --> 00:18:53,133 YOU STOOD UP FOR SOMETHING YOU BELIEVE IN. 520 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:57,673 AND FOR A BRIEF MOMENT, YOU MADE SOMETHING REALLY NICE. 521 00:18:57,667 --> 00:18:59,227 - I JUST-- I FEEL LIKE-- 522 00:18:59,233 --> 00:19:02,133 I FEEL LIKE I LET MY MOM DOWN. 523 00:19:02,133 --> 00:19:03,373 - LET HER DOWN? 524 00:19:03,367 --> 00:19:05,797 [scoffs] ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 525 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:07,470 COME HERE. SIT DOWN. 526 00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:16,670 YOUR MOTHER WOULD BE SO PROUD OF YOU. 527 00:19:16,667 --> 00:19:18,627 - THERE'S NO GARDEN. 528 00:19:21,933 --> 00:19:25,303 - YOU KNOW WHAT? THERE IS A GARDEN. 529 00:19:25,300 --> 00:19:27,200 AND I'M WATCHING IT GROW EVERY DAY. 530 00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:31,427 AND IT'S BECOMING 531 00:19:31,433 --> 00:19:35,303 SOMETHING AS WONDERFUL AS SHE WOULD HAVE EVER IMAGINED. 532 00:19:37,233 --> 00:19:38,473 HEY. 533 00:19:38,467 --> 00:19:40,897 TURNS OUT YOUR MOM WAS A PRETTY GOOD GARDENER. 534 00:19:43,067 --> 00:19:44,567 - THANKS, UNCLE VINNIE. 535 00:19:44,567 --> 00:19:47,067 - HEY, NO WORRIES, KID. 536 00:19:47,067 --> 00:19:48,467 - AND, YOU KNOW, JAIL WASN'T AS SCARY 537 00:19:48,467 --> 00:19:52,367 AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE. 538 00:19:52,367 --> 00:19:54,867 - WASN'T AS SCARY AS THE LIBRARY. 539 00:20:03,267 --> 00:20:05,797 [gentle acoustic guitar music] 540 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,500 - * INCH BY INCH 541 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:10,030 * ROW BY ROW 542 00:20:10,033 --> 00:20:13,233 * GONNA MAKE THIS GARDEN GROW * 543 00:20:13,233 --> 00:20:16,173 * ALL IT TAKES IS A RAKE AND A HOE * 544 00:20:16,167 --> 00:20:19,897 * AND A PIECE OF FERTILE GROUND * 545 00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:21,870 * AND INCH BY INCH 546 00:20:21,867 --> 00:20:24,067 * ROW BY ROW 547 00:20:24,067 --> 00:20:27,667 * SOMEONE BLESS THESE SEEDS I SOW * 548 00:20:27,667 --> 00:20:30,367 * SOMEONE WARM THEM FROM BELOW * 549 00:20:30,367 --> 00:20:34,097 * TILL THE RAINS COME TUMBLING DOWN * 550 00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:40,000 * 37422

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