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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,477 --> 00:00:13,207 - OH, I'M BORED! 2 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:21,420 WHATCHA READIN'? 3 00:00:21,422 --> 00:00:23,262 - A BOOK. 4 00:00:23,257 --> 00:00:24,987 DID YOU TRY CALLING DEKE? 5 00:00:24,992 --> 00:00:26,262 - BUSY. 6 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:28,660 - MONGO? - BUSY. 7 00:00:28,662 --> 00:00:29,702 - ROGER? 8 00:00:29,697 --> 00:00:32,727 - ROGER HATES ME 9 00:00:32,733 --> 00:00:35,403 AND HE'S BUSY. 10 00:00:35,403 --> 00:00:36,873 THEY'RE ALL BUSY. 11 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:38,410 THEY DON'T HAVE KIDS. 12 00:00:38,406 --> 00:00:39,706 THEY GET TO STAY OUT ALL NIGHT, 13 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:41,237 GO ON ROAD TRIPS, GO OFF-ROADING. 14 00:00:41,242 --> 00:00:44,482 I NEVER GET TO DRIVE OFF THE ROAD. 15 00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:46,448 - WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE KERRYS? 16 00:00:46,447 --> 00:00:47,877 THEY HAVE KIDS. 17 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:50,981 - I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING IN COMMON WITH MARRIED PEOPLE, 18 00:00:50,984 --> 00:00:55,524 MAINLY 'CAUSE I WAKE UP LOOKING FORWARD TO EVERY DAY. 19 00:00:55,523 --> 00:00:56,993 I JUST WANT TO DRINK A BEER AND WATCH A MOVIE 20 00:00:56,990 --> 00:00:58,160 WITH A BUDDY. 21 00:00:58,159 --> 00:00:59,589 - HEY, I'LL WATCH WITH YOU. 22 00:00:59,593 --> 00:01:01,163 I'LL BE YOUR BUDDY. 23 00:01:01,162 --> 00:01:03,032 JUST NOTHING WITH INAPPROPRIATE LANGUAGE, 24 00:01:03,030 --> 00:01:05,230 VIOLENCE, OR NUDITY. 25 00:01:05,233 --> 00:01:09,773 - YOU, SIR, ARE NO BUDDY. 26 00:01:09,770 --> 00:01:11,610 - UNCLE VINNIE, YOU NEED A HOBBY. 27 00:01:11,605 --> 00:01:14,575 HEY, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THAT "MAKE YOUR OWN JERKY" THING? 28 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:16,305 - OHH! 29 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:19,010 OH, DEAR. 30 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:22,952 I LEFT A LOT OF BEEF ON THE ROOF. 31 00:01:22,950 --> 00:01:25,690 NO WONDER THE PIGEONS ARE SO FAT. 32 00:01:26,887 --> 00:01:28,157 - TIME IS A GIFT. 33 00:01:28,156 --> 00:01:30,216 IT'S LITERALLY THE ONLY THING WE HAVE, 34 00:01:30,224 --> 00:01:31,594 AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, 35 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:34,702 IT RUNS OUT AND THERE'S NOTHING LEFT OF IT. 36 00:01:34,695 --> 00:01:35,955 EVEN IF YOU WERE A MILLIONAIRE, 37 00:01:35,963 --> 00:01:38,773 YOU WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO BUY AN EXTRA SECOND OF LIFE, 38 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:41,166 SO GRAB THIS MOMENT WITH BOTH HANDS 39 00:01:41,169 --> 00:01:44,309 AND LIVE YOUR LIFE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. 40 00:01:44,305 --> 00:01:46,905 STILL BORED? 41 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:56,777 - NO, NOW I'M DEPRESSED. 42 00:01:58,919 --> 00:02:01,989 [quirky brass music] 43 00:02:01,989 --> 00:02:02,989 44 00:02:02,990 --> 00:02:04,990 - I NEVER FELT SO GOOD 45 00:02:04,992 --> 00:02:06,792 - NEVER FELT SO GOOD 46 00:02:06,794 --> 00:02:08,934 - I NEVER FELT SO GOOD 47 00:02:08,929 --> 00:02:11,699 - NEVER FELT SO GOOD 48 00:02:11,699 --> 00:02:13,629 - SO WAIT A MINUTE 49 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:14,644 HEY 50 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:17,065 I NEVER FELT SO GOOD 51 00:02:22,243 --> 00:02:24,513 - PLEASE, EVERYONE, SETTLE DOWN. 52 00:02:24,512 --> 00:02:26,112 IT'S JUST A LITTLE RAIN, A LITTLE LIGHTNING, 53 00:02:26,113 --> 00:02:28,223 AND POSSIBLY LOCUSTS. 54 00:02:28,216 --> 00:02:31,216 THE FLAG CEREMONY WILL PROCEED AS SCHEDULED 55 00:02:31,219 --> 00:02:32,889 AS SOON AS WE'RE SET UP. 56 00:02:32,886 --> 00:02:35,656 WHERE IS MY INDOOR FLAGPOLE? 57 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:38,126 COME ON, REBECCA, MACHT SCHNELL. 58 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:42,860 - WELL, NOTHING BUT MARRIED COUPLES HERE, 59 00:02:42,863 --> 00:02:45,273 SO BASICALLY I HAVE NO PROSPECTS AT ANY KIND OF SOCIAL LIFE. 60 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:46,896 - YEAH, WELCOME TO MY WORLD. 61 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:50,800 NOTHING BUT DIRTY PAJAMAS AND SAD ICE CREAM. 62 00:02:50,804 --> 00:02:53,814 - WHY CAN'T I FIND A FUN, SINGLE DAD TO HANG WITH, 63 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:57,077 ONE WHERE I DON'T NEED TO USE THE EMERGENCY PHONE CALL ESCAPE? 64 00:02:57,077 --> 00:02:58,507 - WHAT'S THAT? 65 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:00,252 - YOU KNOW, WHERE YOU SAY YOU MAY HAVE AN EMERGENCY 66 00:03:00,248 --> 00:03:01,418 AND WHEN THINGS AREN'T GOING WELL, 67 00:03:01,415 --> 00:03:02,745 YOU FAKE THAT CALL. 68 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:05,450 - WAIT. WAIT. THAT'S A THING? 69 00:03:05,453 --> 00:03:09,623 THEN I AM SO MAD AT, LIKE, 11 GUYS RIGHT NOW. 70 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:11,263 - ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, 71 00:03:11,259 --> 00:03:14,859 THIS WEEK'S FLAG CEREMONY LEADER IS WENDELL BASSETT 72 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:16,302 WHO WILL NOW READ A QUOTE THAT HE'S CHOSEN. 73 00:03:16,297 --> 00:03:18,027 WENDELL? 74 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:19,271 - I GIVE YOU THE WORDS 75 00:03:19,267 --> 00:03:23,537 OF THE GREAT ROMAN PHILOSOPHER CICERO. 76 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:29,577 [speaking Latin] 77 00:03:29,577 --> 00:03:30,677 WHICH MEANS-- 78 00:03:30,678 --> 00:03:33,478 - AND THAT'S ALL WE HAVE TIME FOR. 79 00:03:33,481 --> 00:03:34,881 GOT TO GET BACK TO THE WAR ROOM 80 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:36,652 AND PREP FOR PINKEYE AWARENESS MONTH. 81 00:03:38,018 --> 00:03:40,948 WENDELL, THE TRADITIONAL RAISING OF THE FLAG. 82 00:03:43,591 --> 00:03:46,291 - [playing trumpet] 83 00:03:47,528 --> 00:03:49,298 - NO BLOOD, NO TEARS. 84 00:03:49,297 --> 00:03:51,027 ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL FLAG RAISING. 85 00:03:51,031 --> 00:03:54,601 UNSPECIFIED DEITY, BLESS AMERICA. 86 00:03:58,306 --> 00:04:00,506 - OH, MY GOD, WAIT. BEHIND YOU. 87 00:04:00,508 --> 00:04:03,308 I THINK I JUST FOUND YOUR SINGLE DAD. 88 00:04:03,311 --> 00:04:06,011 NO RING, NERDY, DRESSED HORRIBLY. 89 00:04:06,013 --> 00:04:08,383 HE'S PERFECT FOR YOU. 90 00:04:08,382 --> 00:04:10,452 - OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. 91 00:04:10,451 --> 00:04:13,621 THAT IS CONNOR DANFORTH, 92 00:04:13,621 --> 00:04:15,791 MY FAVORITE COMIC WRITER. 93 00:04:15,789 --> 00:04:18,959 - YOU KNOW COMIC BOOK WRITERS BY SIGHT? 94 00:04:18,959 --> 00:04:21,799 OH, HONEY, MAYBE YOUR PROBLEM IS YOU. 95 00:04:21,795 --> 00:04:23,095 - OKAY. 96 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,566 HE'S FAMOUS. 97 00:04:24,565 --> 00:04:26,525 HE CREATED THE HAWK, 98 00:04:26,534 --> 00:04:28,144 WHICH IS NOW A MASSIVE MOVIE FRANCHISE. 99 00:04:28,135 --> 00:04:30,195 THE NEW SEQUEL PREMIERES NEXT WEEK. 100 00:04:30,203 --> 00:04:31,713 - VINNIE'S GOT A MAN CRUSH 101 00:04:31,705 --> 00:04:32,765 VINNIE'S GOT A MAN CRUSH 102 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:33,913 - SHUT YOUR DUMB FACE. I DO NOT. 103 00:04:33,907 --> 00:04:34,907 I JUST THINK HE'S COOL. 104 00:04:34,908 --> 00:04:38,008 JUST STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT. 105 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:39,981 - I WAS GOING TO ASK IF YOU WERE PROUD OF ME, 106 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:41,350 BUT... [sighs] 107 00:04:41,349 --> 00:04:43,949 I JUST DON'T CARE. 108 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:45,791 - GO OVER THERE AND TALK TO HIM. 109 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:47,246 - I WISH I COULD GO OVER THERE. 110 00:04:47,254 --> 00:04:48,524 NO, HE'S NOT GONNA LIKE ME. 111 00:04:48,522 --> 00:04:49,522 WHY DID I WEAR THESE STUPID PANTS? 112 00:04:49,523 --> 00:04:51,193 THEY'RE RUINING EVERYTHING. 113 00:04:51,191 --> 00:04:54,361 - AM I THIS PATHETIC WHEN I TRY TO MEET A GUY? 114 00:04:54,362 --> 00:04:56,632 both: YES. 115 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:59,530 - ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT ANDREW DANFORTH'S DAD? 116 00:04:59,533 --> 00:05:00,703 - HE'S GOT A KID? 117 00:05:00,701 --> 00:05:02,871 - WE'RE AT A SCHOOL. - RIGHT. 118 00:05:02,870 --> 00:05:04,370 - IF WENDELL BECOMES FRIENDS WITH HIS KID, 119 00:05:04,372 --> 00:05:05,642 THAT COULD BE YOUR IN. 120 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:07,069 - NO WAY. HE'S DANGEROUS. 121 00:05:07,074 --> 00:05:08,944 - OH, COME ON. HE'S NOT GONNA BITE. 122 00:05:08,942 --> 00:05:10,142 - YOU SURE? 123 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,183 HE'S ALREADY BITTEN THREE STUDENTS 124 00:05:11,178 --> 00:05:12,478 AND A LUNCH LADY. 125 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:15,020 - [growls] 126 00:05:15,015 --> 00:05:16,575 - COME ON. PLEASE. 127 00:05:16,584 --> 00:05:18,394 IF YOU DO THIS, I'LL BUY YOU ALL THOSE THINGS 128 00:05:18,386 --> 00:05:19,916 YOU ASKED ME FOR EARLIER. 129 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:21,020 - OUR GROCERIES? 130 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:24,791 - YEAH, THAT. NOW GO. 131 00:05:24,792 --> 00:05:26,092 - OKAY. 132 00:05:26,093 --> 00:05:27,603 REMEMBER, BE APPROACHABLE BUT NOT DESPERATE. 133 00:05:27,595 --> 00:05:29,455 SHOULDERS BACK, CHEST UP, 134 00:05:29,463 --> 00:05:33,403 AND KEEP THINKING TO YOURSELF, "MAN, MY BUTT LOOKS GOOD." 135 00:05:33,401 --> 00:05:35,671 SORRY, THAT'S JUST A PEP TALK I USUALLY GIVE MYSELF. 136 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:36,939 GO, GO, GO, GO, GO. 137 00:05:40,874 --> 00:05:41,914 - HEY. 138 00:05:41,909 --> 00:05:43,909 IS THAT YOUR KID TALKING TO MY KID? 139 00:05:43,911 --> 00:05:46,251 - [growls] 140 00:05:46,246 --> 00:05:48,576 - IT'S NICE TO SEE ANDREW CONNECTING WITH ANYBODY. 141 00:05:48,582 --> 00:05:50,122 IT'S BEEN KIND OF HARD SINCE HIS MOM LEFT. 142 00:05:50,117 --> 00:05:51,317 - IT'S AN AWESOME STORY. 143 00:05:51,318 --> 00:05:53,448 HEY, YOU WANT TO HANG OUT ALL THE TIME? 144 00:05:53,454 --> 00:05:54,624 - WHAT? 145 00:05:54,622 --> 00:05:55,622 - I'M SORRY. SORRY. 146 00:05:55,623 --> 00:05:56,763 I WAS JUST KIDDING. 147 00:05:56,757 --> 00:05:58,127 SERIOUSLY, WE SHOULD BUY A BOAT OR SOMETHING. 148 00:05:58,125 --> 00:06:00,485 - WHAT HE MEANS TO SAY IS, 149 00:06:00,494 --> 00:06:02,004 THIS IS VINNIE, WENDELL'S UNCLE, 150 00:06:01,995 --> 00:06:05,425 AND I'M HIS AUNT WILMA, HIS SISTER. 151 00:06:05,433 --> 00:06:06,503 - I'M CONNOR. - HI. 152 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:10,300 - NICE TO MEET YOU. 153 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:12,013 - YOU KNOW, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 154 00:06:12,005 --> 00:06:14,335 - VINNIE IS A PURVEYOR OF FINE COLLECTIBLES. 155 00:06:14,341 --> 00:06:15,841 - THAT'S TRUE. HEY, YEAH. 156 00:06:15,843 --> 00:06:17,713 WE'RE HAVING A BIG PROMOTION FOR YOUR MOVIE AT MY STORE. 157 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,051 YOU SHOULD COME BY. 158 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:21,076 - I'D LOVE TO, BUT I JUST DON'T HAVE THE TIME. 159 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:22,221 I'M A SINGLE DAD. 160 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:23,445 FOR NOW, IT'S ALL ABOUT THE KID. 161 00:06:23,451 --> 00:06:25,221 - OH, ME TOO. ME TOO. 162 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:27,348 WOW, LOOK HOW WELL THEY'RE GETTING ALONG. 163 00:06:27,354 --> 00:06:31,164 - [grunts] 164 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:32,258 - IT'S A PERFECT FIT. 165 00:06:32,259 --> 00:06:33,459 THEY COULD PLAY. YOU AND ME COULD HANG. 166 00:06:33,461 --> 00:06:34,461 IT'S NO PRESSURE. 167 00:06:34,462 --> 00:06:36,262 - WELL, IT SOUNDS KIND OF NICE. 168 00:06:36,263 --> 00:06:37,473 - SO YOU'RE COMING? YOU SAID YES. 169 00:06:37,465 --> 00:06:40,465 THAT'S A YES. NO TAKE BACKS. 170 00:06:53,814 --> 00:06:55,524 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 171 00:06:55,516 --> 00:06:58,616 - I'M PADDING UP FOR MY VISIT WITH ANDREW. 172 00:06:58,619 --> 00:07:00,189 HE PLAYS A LITTLE ROUGH. 173 00:07:00,187 --> 00:07:02,117 YOU GOT ANY PILLOWS THAT LOOK LIKE BUTTS? 174 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:05,392 - THAT IS A RIDICULOUS QUESTION, AND YES. 175 00:07:05,392 --> 00:07:06,792 IT'S IN THE PROP ROOM. 176 00:07:06,794 --> 00:07:08,964 GOT A BUNCH OF STUFF FROM THE BABY GOT BACK VIDEO. 177 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:10,602 ONE OF THE BABIES DIDN'T HAVE MUCH BACK. 178 00:07:13,501 --> 00:07:14,701 - HEY, VINNIE. 179 00:07:14,702 --> 00:07:17,042 - CONNOR, HEY. GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT. 180 00:07:17,037 --> 00:07:19,337 - ANDREW'S SO EXCITED TO COME BY. 181 00:07:19,339 --> 00:07:21,339 HE HAD HIS HEAD OUT THE WINDOW THE WHOLE WAY HERE. 182 00:07:21,341 --> 00:07:24,681 - OH, AND WE ARE THRILLED TO HAVE HIM. 183 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:27,248 YOU KNOW, AND I SAY THIS TO ALL THE KIDS THAT COME IN. 184 00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:30,877 PLEASE DON'T CHEW ON THE MERCHANDISE. 185 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:32,394 - JUST SO YOU KNOW, 186 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:34,045 I'VE GOT SOME CRAZY STUFF GOING ON AT WORK. 187 00:07:34,054 --> 00:07:35,894 I MAY GET AN EMERGENCY CALL WHILE I'M HERE. 188 00:07:35,889 --> 00:07:37,659 - COMIC BOOK EMERGENCY. 189 00:07:37,658 --> 00:07:39,558 WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE. 190 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,060 - WENDELL! 191 00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:42,531 - [whimpers] 192 00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:45,370 [groaning] 193 00:07:45,365 --> 00:07:46,365 - LET'S GO PLAY. 194 00:07:46,366 --> 00:07:48,396 - I'M GONNA NEED ANOTHER LAYER! 195 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:50,541 - IT'S BEEN KIND OF A ROUGH ROAD 196 00:07:50,538 --> 00:07:53,168 SINCE HIS MOM RAN OFF WITH MY AGENT. 197 00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:54,613 GOD, I MISS THAT AGENT. 198 00:07:54,608 --> 00:07:56,738 - [laughs] 199 00:07:56,744 --> 00:07:59,014 YOU'RE FUNNY. 200 00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:01,622 - THANKS. 201 00:08:01,615 --> 00:08:03,245 YOU KNOW, IT'S NICE TO MEET ANOTHER SINGLE DAD 202 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:04,280 WITH A WEIRD KID. 203 00:08:04,284 --> 00:08:08,164 - HEY, WAIT A SECOND--YEAH. 204 00:08:08,155 --> 00:08:09,415 - AND IT'S REALLY GREAT 205 00:08:09,422 --> 00:08:10,922 THAT ANDREW'S FINALLY MADE A FRIEND TOO. 206 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:13,264 - OW! OH! OW! 207 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:14,330 OW! OH! 208 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:16,727 - WENDELL LOVES IT TOO. 209 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:19,570 - MR. DANFORTH. [laughs] 210 00:08:19,567 --> 00:08:21,737 I AM RANDALL SPUNKWELL, 211 00:08:21,735 --> 00:08:23,235 AND I AM BY ANY CONCEIVABLE MEASURE 212 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:24,766 YOUR BIGGEST FAN. 213 00:08:24,772 --> 00:08:27,012 CAW! 214 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:29,637 WIPE THIS OFF YOUR WINDSHIELD! 215 00:08:29,643 --> 00:08:31,613 - RANDALL, RANDALL, REMEMBER WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT? 216 00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:32,912 - I SURE DON'T. 217 00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:35,023 ANYWAY, IN ISSUE 104 WHEN CURSIVE CASTAWAY 218 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:36,175 TEAMS UP WITH THE PLURALITY, 219 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:37,353 WAS THE DARK SPOT IN THE CORNER 220 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:38,890 FROM AN EARLY VECTOR DRAWING PROGRAM, 221 00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:42,856 OR WERE YOU FORESHADOWING LA UMBRA'S ARRIVAL IN ISSUE 127? 222 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:44,586 - IT'S JUST THE WAY I DREW IT. 223 00:08:44,592 --> 00:08:48,432 - [laughs] OH, GREAT STORY. 224 00:08:48,428 --> 00:08:49,628 - UH-HUH. - YEAH. 225 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:51,200 I COULD TALK ABOUT THIS STUFF ALL DAY. 226 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:52,698 - NO, YOU CAN'T. - BUT, BUT-- 227 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:53,970 - CONNOR IS HERE 228 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:56,637 FOR SOME REGULAR, HUMAN SOCIAL INTERACTION. 229 00:08:56,637 --> 00:08:58,137 - SOCIALIZING? NO. 230 00:08:58,138 --> 00:08:59,608 YOU KNOW THAT'S MY WEAKNESS. 231 00:08:59,607 --> 00:09:01,977 IT'S TOTALLY JUSTIFIED IF YOU KNEW MY ORIGIN STORY. 232 00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:05,605 - GOOD-BYE! - NICE TO MEET YOU. 233 00:09:05,613 --> 00:09:07,923 YOU KNOW, IT'S NICE THE KIDS ARE GETTING ALONG SO WELL. 234 00:09:07,915 --> 00:09:09,775 MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE ANOTHER PLAYDATE THIS WEEK? 235 00:09:09,783 --> 00:09:12,153 - GET AWAY FROM ME. I'M BEGGING YOU. 236 00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:14,222 - WENDELL WOULD LOVE THAT. 237 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:15,391 HOW'S TUESDAY? 238 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:16,518 - SOUNDS GREAT. 239 00:09:16,523 --> 00:09:18,393 - AH, SUCH A COINCIDENCE 240 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:19,961 THAT YOU AND I ARE SUCH GOOD BUDS NOW 241 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:25,000 BECAUSE BEFORE I KNEW YOU, I WAS A BIG FAN OF THE HAWK. 242 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:26,898 HUH? CHECK IT OUT. 243 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,470 - THAT'S REAL NICE, VINNIE, 244 00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:29,838 BUT I'M KIND OF MAXED OUT ON THE HAWK RIGHT NOW. 245 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:39,976 - YOU KNOW, I FOUND THIS GREAT NEW SUSHI PLACE. 246 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:41,250 - UGH, I HATE SUSHI. 247 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:43,848 - ME TOO. I HATE IT. 248 00:09:45,686 --> 00:09:48,816 HEY, KIDS. YOU KNOW WE BOTH HAVE KIDS. 249 00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:51,422 YOU REMEMBER WHEN THEY WERE LITTLE 250 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,334 AND THEY GOT BIGGER? 251 00:09:57,164 --> 00:09:58,504 - UGH, BUMMER. 252 00:09:58,498 --> 00:10:00,868 THERE'S THE EMERGENCY CALL I WAS TALKING ABOUT. 253 00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:02,668 YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. - YEAH, SURE. 254 00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:04,200 YEAH, I KNOW EXACTLY HOW IT IS. 255 00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:05,744 - SORRY. 256 00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:07,409 IS IT OKAY IF I LEAVE ANDREW HERE FOR A BIT? 257 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:08,837 - NO PROBLEM. THEY'RE HAVING A GREAT TIME. 258 00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:10,882 - OKAY. 259 00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:12,148 - LOOK OUT! 260 00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:13,775 MANIAC COMING THROUGH! 261 00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:16,721 WAH! - [screaming] 262 00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:25,030 - HEY, WENDELL, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO MOVE THAT STUFF. 263 00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:28,225 I NEED SPACE FOR MY ACTION COMICS 1. 264 00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:30,398 - THE FIRST APPEARANCE OF SUPERMAN? 265 00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:32,627 THE ONE THING I'M SUPPOSED TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE 266 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,572 IN CASE OF A FIRE BEFORE YOU? 267 00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:37,773 WHO'S COMING OVER, GOD? 268 00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:39,041 - CLOSE. 269 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:41,269 CLOSE. CONNOR DANFORTH. 270 00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:44,344 SEE, THIS IS MY CHANCE TO SHOW HIM WHAT'S COOL ABOUT ME. 271 00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:46,084 I MEAN, LAST TIME WE KIND OF JUST TALKED ALL ABOUT HIM 272 00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:47,249 AND I CAME OFF LIKE A GUSHING FAN. 273 00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:48,417 [knocking at door] 274 00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:52,615 OH, MY GOD, HE IS HERE. 275 00:10:52,619 --> 00:10:54,449 OH, BY THE WAY, HE'S PROBABLY GOT ANDREW WITH HIM. 276 00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:56,094 - WHAT? NO. 277 00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:58,959 I'VE ALREADY TAKEN THE ALLOWABLE CHILDREN'S DOSE OF IBUPROFEN. 278 00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:00,259 - COME ON, PLEASE. 279 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:02,500 LISTEN, IF HE JUST DROPS ANDREW OFF AND LEAVES 280 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:03,895 THEN THIS WILL BE THE LAST PLAYDATE, 281 00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,727 BUT IF HE STAYS, THEN MAYBE I HAVE MADE A FRIEND. 282 00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:06,733 I NEED A FRIEND. 283 00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:07,744 YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE ME THAT CHANCE. 284 00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:08,795 - ALL RIGHT, YOU'VE GOT ONE. 285 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:09,972 ONE CHANCE, YOU HEAR? - I HEAR. 286 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:11,240 - HOW MANY CHANCES? - ONE. 287 00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:12,168 - UH-HUH. 288 00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:15,607 - HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON, GUYS? - HEY. 289 00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:16,938 - HEY, COME ON IN. - THANKS. 290 00:11:16,944 --> 00:11:19,554 - WENDELL'S SO PSYCHED TO PLAY WITH ANDREW. 291 00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:20,776 - WENDELL! - HANDSHAKE, HANDSHAKE! 292 00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:21,781 DON'T PICK ME UP! 293 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:23,222 DON'T PICK ME UP! NO! 294 00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:26,116 WAH! [grunts] 295 00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:28,319 [strained] THANKS FOR NOT PICKING ME UP. 296 00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:30,961 - OH, COOL, AIR HOCKEY TABLE. LET'S PLAY. 297 00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:32,758 - WELL, WELCOME TO MY HOME, 298 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:36,400 OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT, MY FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE. 299 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:39,396 [light choral flourish playing] 300 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:41,839 301 00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:43,495 - I THINK YOU BLEW A FUSE. 302 00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:46,513 - NOPE, NOPE. TOTALLY NORMAL LIGHTING. 303 00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:50,106 IT'S NOT LIKE YOU NEED X-RAY VISION TO SEE IN HERE. 304 00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:54,152 - LOOK, I MIGHT BE GETTING A CALL. 305 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:56,177 - HEY, HEY, ARE YOU THIRSTY? 306 00:11:56,183 --> 00:11:58,393 YOU WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK? I MAKE MY OWN ITALIAN SODAS. 307 00:11:58,385 --> 00:11:59,985 I'VE GOT ALL KINDS OF FLAVORS. 308 00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:01,247 - WHAT ARE THEY? 309 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:03,664 - I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T SPEAK ITALIAN. 310 00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:07,156 I'M PRETTY SURE ONE OF THEM IS LASAGNA. 311 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,330 - YEAH, YEAH. WHATEVER YOU GOT. 312 00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:11,899 - HEY, SUPER, MAN. 313 00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:16,897 I'LL BE BACK FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET. 314 00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:24,581 REALLY? STILL TOO SUBTLE? 315 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,547 - NO, NO, NO. 316 00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:29,116 THAT IS MY CALENDAR PROJECT FOR SCHOOL. 317 00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:31,076 DROP. 318 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,724 DROP. 319 00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:37,189 ANDREW, DROP! 320 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,230 - WOW, YOU'RE ALMOST DONE. 321 00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:39,855 I DIDN'T EVEN START MINE YET. 322 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:41,290 - WELL, YOU STILL HAVE SOME TIME. 323 00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:42,534 MAYBE I CAN HELP YOU. 324 00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:43,599 - YOU WOULD? 325 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,396 - YEAH, SURE. IT'LL BE FUN. 326 00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:46,928 YOU JUST GOT TO THINK OF A CALENDAR 327 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,404 AND THEN THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX. 328 00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:49,901 - I DIDN'T GET THE THINKING BOX. 329 00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:51,843 WHEN DID SHE HAND THOSE OUT? 330 00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:56,611 - THIS IS GONNA BE A BIT HARDER THAN I EXPECTED. 331 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:57,979 - THIS ASSIGNMENT IS SO BORING. 332 00:12:57,978 --> 00:12:59,878 IT'S, LIKE, THE DUMBEST IDEA ON EARTH. 333 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:03,650 - HEY, SHE DIDN'T SAY IT HAS TO BE AN EARTH CALENDAR. 334 00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:05,250 IT COULD BE A JUPITER 335 00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:07,452 OR MERCURY OR MARS 336 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:10,294 AND YOU COULD NAME THE MONTHS ANYTHING YOU WANT. 337 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,330 - SWEET, A MARS CALENDAR. 338 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:16,425 AND MY MONTHS WILL BE ANDREWUARY, 339 00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,869 ANDRIL, 340 00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:21,296 ANDRUNE, 341 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,101 AND JULY. 342 00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:24,343 THIS IS FUN. 343 00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:27,067 - STAY. 344 00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:28,884 - ALMOST READY! 345 00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:31,576 WHOA! 346 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:34,408 IT'S GONNA BE ANOTHER MINUTE. 347 00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:36,354 GAH! GAH! 348 00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:44,692 - HEY, WENDELL, TELL YOUR UNCLE I'M SORRY. 349 00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:46,091 I THINK I'M GETTING THAT PHONE CALL 350 00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:47,333 I WAS WORRIED ABOUT. 351 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,997 - I DIDN'T HEAR YOUR PHONE RING. 352 00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:49,926 - IT WILL. 353 00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:52,674 - OH, HI. 354 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,295 - HELLO. WHO ARE YOU? 355 00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:56,001 - I'M TARYN. I LIVE ACROSS THE HALL. 356 00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:58,643 - I'M CONNOR. YOU'RE CUTE. 357 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,210 SHOULD I JUST GIVE YOU HALF MY STUFF NOW 358 00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:04,479 OR SHOULD I WAIT UNTIL WE DATE, GET MARRIED, AND DIVORCED? 359 00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:06,407 - [laughs] 360 00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:08,153 LET'S SHARE A BROWNIE AND SEE HOW IT GOES. 361 00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:09,148 - HEY, TARYN. 362 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:10,349 CONNOR WAS JUST LEAVING. 363 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,680 - YOU KNOW WHAT, WENDELL? 364 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,324 I DON'T THINK MY PHONE'S GONNA RING AFTER ALL. 365 00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:18,932 - WOW. THAT'S NOT MUCH SODA. 366 00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:21,926 - IT'S A DEMITASSE. 367 00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:25,829 IT'S HOW THEY SERVE IT IN ITALY. 368 00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:27,402 - WHY ARE YOU SOAKING WET? 369 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:30,600 - IT'S JUST A LOT OF WORK TO MAKE THIS, OKAY? 370 00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:32,513 BUT IT IS TOTALLY WORTH IT. 371 00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:33,965 MMM. 372 00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:35,184 - WHAT FLAVOR IS IT? 373 00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:37,105 - RED. 374 00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:41,053 - WOW. 375 00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:42,818 BROWNIES, RED WATER, 376 00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:44,945 AND ACTION COMICS 1. 377 00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:47,752 - OH, DID--DID I LEAVE THAT OUT? 378 00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:52,156 - THIS IS TURNING INTO QUITE AN AFTERNOON. 379 00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:53,359 HERE'S LOOKING AT YOU. 380 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,630 - OHH. 381 00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:57,558 - [chuckles] 382 00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:06,469 - I CAN'T BELIEVE I FINISHED IT. 383 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:07,983 - CONGRATULATIONS. 384 00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:10,375 HEY, WHAT NAME DID YOU PICK FOR MARTIAN CHRISTMAS? 385 00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:13,407 LET ME GUESS. ANDREWMAS? 386 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:17,383 - NO, I'M CALLING IT WENDELLMAS. 387 00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:18,794 - THANKS, ANDREW. 388 00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:20,485 - I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU. 389 00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:27,761 - WOW. QUITE A GRIP YOU GOT THERE. 390 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,430 DROP. 391 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:30,999 DROP. 392 00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:32,298 ANDREW, DROP! 393 00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:37,574 - LOOK AT YOU TWO GUYS HITTING IT OFF. 394 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:38,910 I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF ONE DAY 395 00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:41,135 YOU TWO DRIVE A VAN ACROSS COUNTRY SOLVING CRIMES. 396 00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,681 [knocking at door] 397 00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,476 HEY, COME ON IN. - HEY. 398 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,208 - HEY, DAD, LOOK AT MY MARTIAN CALENDAR. 399 00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:50,819 - WOW, ANDREW, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. 400 00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:54,447 DOES THIS BEAR ANY RESEMBLANCE TO THE ASSIGNMENT? 401 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:57,024 AWESOME. 402 00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:58,794 HEY, THANKS FOR WATCHING ANDREW AGAIN. 403 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,061 - HEY, THAT'S WHAT GOOD FRIENDS DO. 404 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,560 REALLY, REALLY GOOD FRIENDS. MISSED YOU. 405 00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:08,069 - SPEAKING OF GOOD FRIENDS, 406 00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,938 VINNIE, ARE YOU FREE SATURDAY NIGHT? 407 00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:11,696 YOU KNOW, IT'S THE PREMIERE OF THE HAWK FLIES AGAIN. 408 00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:14,074 - I KNOW, AND YES, I'M FREE. 409 00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:15,914 - GREAT, WELL, ANDREW AND I WILL BE HERE AT 6:00. 410 00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:18,078 THAT SHOULD GIVE US ENOUGH TIME TO GET TO THE THEATER BY 7:00. 411 00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:19,548 - UNLESS ZAP ZERO PUTS A HOT FREEZE 412 00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,476 ON THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM. 413 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,417 [clears throat] 414 00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:34,090 - WOW. 415 00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:35,834 LOOKING SHARP, UNCLE VINNIE. 416 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,928 I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU IN HARD SHOES. 417 00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:40,171 - DON'T GET EXCITED, WENDELL. 418 00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:42,597 THOSE ARE JUST CROCS HE PAINTED BLACK. 419 00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:45,712 - WHEN YOU GO TO A PREMIERE, YOU WEAR A TUX. 420 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:47,865 WHEN YOU GO TO THE HAWK PREMIERE, 421 00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:49,814 YOU WEAR THIS! 422 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:56,176 CAW, CAW! 423 00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:57,683 - OH, GOOD, GOOD, 424 00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,894 'CAUSE I WAS WORRIED YOU WEREN'T GONNA DORK IT UP. 425 00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:03,091 - THE SAD PART IS, HE RENTED THE TUX 426 00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:04,690 BUT HE OWNS THE WINGS. 427 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,661 - OKAY. 428 00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:08,559 PEOPLE DRESS UP FOR CONNOR'S MOVIES. 429 00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:10,201 IT'S A THING. IT'S A BIG DEAL. 430 00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:11,697 - YOU KNOW WHAT? I AM SO MAD AT YOU. 431 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,268 MY FIRST TRY AT BEING A WINGMAN 432 00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:16,366 AND I GET YOU A BETTER DATE THAN I'VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE. 433 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,139 WHAT HAVE YOU EVER DONE FOR ME? 434 00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:19,668 - THERE'S COOKIE DOUGH ICE CREAM IN THE FREEZER. 435 00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:22,542 - WELL THEN, WE ARE EVEN, FREAK SHOW. 436 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:25,182 - THIS HAPPENS TO BE A VERY CLASSY OUTFIT. 437 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:26,548 WAIT TILL YOU SEE THE MASK. 438 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,216 CAW, CAW! 439 00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:31,846 AH! 440 00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,821 - KNOCK, KNOCK. HEY, GUYS. 441 00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:35,220 I NEED YOUR OPINION. 442 00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:37,122 DOES THIS WORK FOR CONNOR'S PREMIERE? 443 00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:38,494 - I DON'T KNOW. 444 00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:43,001 WITHOUT WINGS, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL PRETTY STUPID. 445 00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:44,695 - WAIT. YOU'RE GOING TO THE PREMIERE? 446 00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:46,797 - YEAH, CONNOR ASKED ME ONCE HE KNEW VINNIE COULD BABYSIT. 447 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:50,369 - WAIT. VINNIE'S BABYSITTING? 448 00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:52,240 - YEAH, OF COURSE. 449 00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:54,169 HE'S BEEN EXCITED ABOUT IT ALL DAY. 450 00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:57,384 I BETTER GO LET HIM KNOW THE FUN'S ABOUT TO START. 451 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:02,248 - WENDELL! - OH, HI. 452 00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:04,179 ANDREW, RELEASE. 453 00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:07,188 HEY, VINNIE, CONNOR AND TARYN ARE HERE AND-- 454 00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:09,157 - CAW, CAW! CAW, CAW! 455 00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:11,156 CAW, CAW! 456 00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:18,573 - CONNOR'S TAKING TARYN TO THE PREMIERE, 457 00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:20,165 WHICH IS A FACT YOU ALREADY KNEW 458 00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:25,167 SO I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M SAYING IT. 459 00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:27,712 - CAW? 460 00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:29,677 - WOW, VINNIE. WHAT'S GOING ON? 461 00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:32,176 - WELL, THE-- 462 00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:34,079 - I MADE HIM DO IT. 463 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,720 I WAS SO EXCITED ABOUT THE MOVIE COMING OUT 464 00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,845 THAT VINNIE, BEING SUCH A GREAT UNCLE, 465 00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:40,620 SAID HE WOULD MAKE TONIGHT SPECIAL FOR US. 466 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:41,850 THANKS, VINNIE. 467 00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:44,194 - NO PROBLEM. 468 00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:45,831 YOU GUYS HAVE A GOOD TIME, 469 00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:49,525 AND AS FOR YOU TWO, WIPE THIS OFF YOUR WINDSHIELD! 470 00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:51,529 CAW, CAW! HA! 471 00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:53,231 - WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? - I'LL GET YOU! 472 00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:55,873 - I DON'T LIKE THIS! - [laughs] 473 00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:56,798 [door closes] 474 00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:01,035 [sighs] 475 00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:07,276 I FEEL LIKE I JUST FLEW INTO A WINDOW. 476 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,920 - WAY AHEAD OF YOU. 477 00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:12,387 - I'M SUCH AN IDIOT. 478 00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:15,385 - I KNOW. YOU ARE. 479 00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:19,388 YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T GET DOWN ON YOURSELF ABOUT THIS. 480 00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:21,492 YOU KNOW WHAT I DO IN THESE SITUATIONS? 481 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,804 I ALWAYS TELL MYSELF, "YOU KNOW WHAT? 482 00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:27,426 "THERE'S A BETTER MAN FOR YOU OUT THERE SOMEWHERE. 483 00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:30,904 "AND THE GUY WHO REJECTED YOU? 484 00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:33,713 HE'S GONNA REALIZE HIS MISTAKE." 485 00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:36,436 AND IF THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL ANY BETTER, 486 00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:38,383 I PEE IN THEIR GAS TANK. 487 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,020 - YOU'RE AN AMAZING WOMAN, WILMA. 488 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,275 - NOT THAT AMAZING. 489 00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:45,594 ACTUALLY, ALL YOU NEED IS A CRATE, A FUNNEL, 490 00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:46,745 AND SOMEONE TO WATCH OUT FOR THE COPS. 491 00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:50,519 BON APPETIT. - ALL RIGHT. 492 00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:56,457 - HERE YOU GO. 493 00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:58,273 HEY, SORRY ABOUT ALL THAT. 494 00:19:58,265 --> 00:19:59,495 - ABOUT ALL WHAT? 495 00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:00,699 - I WAS SO CONCERNED 496 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,070 WITH MAKING CONNOR MY FRIEND, 497 00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:03,898 I FORCED YOU TO HANG OUT WITH ANDREW. 498 00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:05,643 - OH, ANDREW'S NOT SO BAD. 499 00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,438 HE'S FUN, HE'S INCREDIBLY LOYAL, 500 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:11,280 AND THAT GUY LOVES A TENNIS BALL LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS. 501 00:20:11,278 --> 00:20:13,548 - THAT'S NICE. 502 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:16,446 - I'M SORRY THINGS DIDN'T GO THE WAY YOU WANTED THEM TO. 503 00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:17,979 - IT'S OKAY. 504 00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:19,394 I'M RIGHT WHERE I WANT TO BE: 505 00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:21,986 HAVING A BEER, ALBEIT ROOT, 506 00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:25,328 AND WATCHING A MOVIE WITH MY BEST PAL. 507 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:27,655 - I'M WHERE I WANT TO BE TOO. 508 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:30,030 clink! 509 00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:31,899 SO WHAT ARE WE WATCHING? 510 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,568 - SPINE COLLECTOR 3. 511 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:36,096 - UH-UH. I'M OUT. 512 00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:37,302 - COME ON. 513 00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:39,244 - NO. - COME ON! 35330

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