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- OH, I'M BORED!
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WHATCHA READIN'?
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- A BOOK.
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DID YOU TRY CALLING DEKE?
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- BUSY.
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- MONGO?
- BUSY.
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- ROGER?
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- ROGER HATES ME
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AND HE'S BUSY.
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THEY'RE ALL BUSY.
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THEY DON'T HAVE KIDS.
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THEY GET TO STAY OUT ALL NIGHT,
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GO ON ROAD TRIPS,
GO OFF-ROADING.
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I NEVER GET TO DRIVE
OFF THE ROAD.
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- WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE KERRYS?
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THEY HAVE KIDS.
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- I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING
IN COMMON WITH MARRIED PEOPLE,
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MAINLY 'CAUSE I WAKE UP
LOOKING FORWARD TO EVERY DAY.
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I JUST WANT TO DRINK A BEER
AND WATCH A MOVIE
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WITH A BUDDY.
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- HEY, I'LL WATCH WITH YOU.
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I'LL BE YOUR BUDDY.
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JUST NOTHING
WITH INAPPROPRIATE LANGUAGE,
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VIOLENCE, OR NUDITY.
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- YOU, SIR, ARE NO BUDDY.
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- UNCLE VINNIE,
YOU NEED A HOBBY.
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HEY, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THAT
"MAKE YOUR OWN JERKY" THING?
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- OHH!
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OH, DEAR.
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I LEFT A LOT OF BEEF
ON THE ROOF.
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NO WONDER THE PIGEONS
ARE SO FAT.
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- TIME IS A GIFT.
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IT'S LITERALLY
THE ONLY THING WE HAVE,
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AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT,
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IT RUNS OUT
AND THERE'S NOTHING LEFT OF IT.
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EVEN IF YOU WERE A MILLIONAIRE,
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YOU WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO BUY
AN EXTRA SECOND OF LIFE,
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SO GRAB THIS MOMENT
WITH BOTH HANDS
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AND LIVE YOUR LIFE
BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
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STILL BORED?
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- NO, NOW I'M DEPRESSED.
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[quirky brass music]
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- I NEVER FELT SO GOOD
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- NEVER FELT SO GOOD
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- I NEVER FELT SO GOOD
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- NEVER FELT SO GOOD
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- SO WAIT A MINUTE
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HEY
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I NEVER FELT SO GOOD
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- PLEASE,
EVERYONE, SETTLE DOWN.
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IT'S JUST A LITTLE RAIN,
A LITTLE LIGHTNING,
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AND POSSIBLY LOCUSTS.
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THE FLAG CEREMONY
WILL PROCEED AS SCHEDULED
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AS SOON AS WE'RE SET UP.
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WHERE IS MY INDOOR FLAGPOLE?
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COME ON, REBECCA,
MACHT SCHNELL.
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- WELL, NOTHING
BUT MARRIED COUPLES HERE,
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SO BASICALLY I HAVE NO PROSPECTS
AT ANY KIND OF SOCIAL LIFE.
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- YEAH, WELCOME TO MY WORLD.
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NOTHING BUT DIRTY PAJAMAS
AND SAD ICE CREAM.
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- WHY CAN'T I FIND
A FUN, SINGLE DAD TO HANG WITH,
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ONE WHERE I DON'T NEED TO USE
THE EMERGENCY PHONE CALL ESCAPE?
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- WHAT'S THAT?
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- YOU KNOW, WHERE YOU SAY
YOU MAY HAVE AN EMERGENCY
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AND WHEN THINGS
AREN'T GOING WELL,
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YOU FAKE THAT CALL.
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- WAIT. WAIT.
THAT'S A THING?
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THEN I AM SO MAD AT, LIKE,
11 GUYS RIGHT NOW.
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- ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY,
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THIS WEEK'S FLAG CEREMONY LEADER
IS WENDELL BASSETT
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WHO WILL NOW READ A QUOTE
THAT HE'S CHOSEN.
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WENDELL?
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- I GIVE YOU THE WORDS
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OF THE GREAT
ROMAN PHILOSOPHER CICERO.
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[speaking Latin]
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WHICH MEANS--
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- AND THAT'S ALL
WE HAVE TIME FOR.
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GOT TO GET BACK
TO THE WAR ROOM
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AND PREP
FOR PINKEYE AWARENESS MONTH.
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WENDELL, THE TRADITIONAL RAISING
OF THE FLAG.
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- [playing trumpet]
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- NO BLOOD, NO TEARS.
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ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL FLAG RAISING.
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UNSPECIFIED DEITY,
BLESS AMERICA.
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- OH, MY GOD, WAIT.
BEHIND YOU.
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I THINK I JUST FOUND
YOUR SINGLE DAD.
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NO RING, NERDY,
DRESSED HORRIBLY.
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HE'S PERFECT FOR YOU.
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- OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD.
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THAT IS CONNOR DANFORTH,
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MY FAVORITE COMIC WRITER.
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- YOU KNOW COMIC BOOK WRITERS
BY SIGHT?
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OH, HONEY, MAYBE YOUR PROBLEM
IS YOU.
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- OKAY.
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HE'S FAMOUS.
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HE CREATED THE HAWK,
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WHICH IS NOW
A MASSIVE MOVIE FRANCHISE.
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THE NEW SEQUEL
PREMIERES NEXT WEEK.
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- VINNIE'S GOT A MAN CRUSH
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VINNIE'S GOT A MAN CRUSH
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- SHUT YOUR DUMB FACE.
I DO NOT.
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I JUST THINK HE'S COOL.
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JUST STOP IT, STOP IT,
STOP IT.
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- I WAS GOING TO ASK
IF YOU WERE PROUD OF ME,
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BUT...
[sighs]
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I JUST DON'T CARE.
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- GO OVER THERE
AND TALK TO HIM.
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- I WISH I COULD GO OVER THERE.
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NO, HE'S NOT GONNA LIKE ME.
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WHY DID I WEAR
THESE STUPID PANTS?
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THEY'RE RUINING EVERYTHING.
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- AM I THIS PATHETIC WHEN I TRY
TO MEET A GUY?
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both: YES.
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- ARE YOU GUYS TALKING
ABOUT ANDREW DANFORTH'S DAD?
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- HE'S GOT A KID?
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- WE'RE AT A SCHOOL.
- RIGHT.
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- IF WENDELL BECOMES FRIENDS
WITH HIS KID,
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THAT COULD BE YOUR IN.
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- NO WAY.
HE'S DANGEROUS.
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- OH, COME ON.
HE'S NOT GONNA BITE.
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- YOU SURE?
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HE'S ALREADY BITTEN
THREE STUDENTS
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AND A LUNCH LADY.
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- [growls]
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- COME ON.
PLEASE.
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IF YOU DO THIS,
I'LL BUY YOU ALL THOSE THINGS
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YOU ASKED ME FOR EARLIER.
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- OUR GROCERIES?
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- YEAH, THAT.
NOW GO.
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- OKAY.
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REMEMBER, BE APPROACHABLE
BUT NOT DESPERATE.
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SHOULDERS BACK, CHEST UP,
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AND KEEP THINKING TO YOURSELF,
"MAN, MY BUTT LOOKS GOOD."
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SORRY, THAT'S JUST A PEP TALK
I USUALLY GIVE MYSELF.
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GO, GO, GO, GO, GO.
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- HEY.
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IS THAT YOUR KID
TALKING TO MY KID?
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- [growls]
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- IT'S NICE TO SEE ANDREW
CONNECTING WITH ANYBODY.
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IT'S BEEN KIND OF HARD
SINCE HIS MOM LEFT.
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- IT'S AN AWESOME STORY.
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HEY, YOU WANT
TO HANG OUT ALL THE TIME?
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- WHAT?
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- I'M SORRY.
SORRY.
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I WAS JUST KIDDING.
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SERIOUSLY, WE SHOULD BUY
A BOAT OR SOMETHING.
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- WHAT HE MEANS TO SAY IS,
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THIS IS VINNIE,
WENDELL'S UNCLE,
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AND I'M HIS AUNT WILMA,
HIS SISTER.
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- I'M CONNOR.
- HI.
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- NICE TO MEET YOU.
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- YOU KNOW, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
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- VINNIE IS A PURVEYOR
OF FINE COLLECTIBLES.
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- THAT'S TRUE.
HEY, YEAH.
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WE'RE HAVING A BIG PROMOTION
FOR YOUR MOVIE AT MY STORE.
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YOU SHOULD COME BY.
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- I'D LOVE TO,
BUT I JUST DON'T HAVE THE TIME.
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I'M A SINGLE DAD.
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FOR NOW, IT'S ALL ABOUT THE KID.
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- OH, ME TOO.
ME TOO.
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WOW, LOOK HOW WELL
THEY'RE GETTING ALONG.
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- [grunts]
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- IT'S A PERFECT FIT.
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THEY COULD PLAY.
YOU AND ME COULD HANG.
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IT'S NO PRESSURE.
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- WELL, IT SOUNDS KIND OF NICE.
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- SO YOU'RE COMING?
YOU SAID YES.
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THAT'S A YES.
NO TAKE BACKS.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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- I'M PADDING UP
FOR MY VISIT WITH ANDREW.
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HE PLAYS A LITTLE ROUGH.
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YOU GOT ANY PILLOWS
THAT LOOK LIKE BUTTS?
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- THAT IS A RIDICULOUS QUESTION,
AND YES.
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IT'S IN THE PROP ROOM.
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GOT A BUNCH OF STUFF
FROM THE BABY GOT BACK VIDEO.
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ONE OF THE BABIES
DIDN'T HAVE MUCH BACK.
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- HEY, VINNIE.
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- CONNOR, HEY.
GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT.
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- ANDREW'S SO EXCITED
TO COME BY.
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HE HAD HIS HEAD OUT THE WINDOW
THE WHOLE WAY HERE.
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- OH, AND WE ARE THRILLED
TO HAVE HIM.
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YOU KNOW, AND I SAY THIS
TO ALL THE KIDS THAT COME IN.
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PLEASE DON'T CHEW
ON THE MERCHANDISE.
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- JUST SO YOU KNOW,
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I'VE GOT SOME CRAZY STUFF
GOING ON AT WORK.
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I MAY GET AN EMERGENCY CALL
WHILE I'M HERE.
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- COMIC BOOK EMERGENCY.
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WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE.
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- WENDELL!
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- [whimpers]
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[groaning]
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- LET'S GO PLAY.
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- I'M GONNA NEED ANOTHER LAYER!
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- IT'S BEEN
KIND OF A ROUGH ROAD
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SINCE HIS MOM RAN OFF
WITH MY AGENT.
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GOD, I MISS THAT AGENT.
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- [laughs]
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YOU'RE FUNNY.
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- THANKS.
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YOU KNOW, IT'S NICE TO MEET
ANOTHER SINGLE DAD
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WITH A WEIRD KID.
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- HEY, WAIT A SECOND--YEAH.
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- AND IT'S REALLY GREAT
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THAT ANDREW'S FINALLY
MADE A FRIEND TOO.
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- OW! OH! OW!
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OW! OH!
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- WENDELL LOVES IT TOO.
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- MR. DANFORTH.
[laughs]
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I AM RANDALL SPUNKWELL,
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AND I AM
BY ANY CONCEIVABLE MEASURE
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YOUR BIGGEST FAN.
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CAW!
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WIPE THIS OFF YOUR WINDSHIELD!
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- RANDALL, RANDALL,
REMEMBER WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT?
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- I SURE DON'T.
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ANYWAY, IN ISSUE 104
WHEN CURSIVE CASTAWAY
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TEAMS UP
WITH THE PLURALITY,
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WAS THE DARK SPOT
IN THE CORNER
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FROM AN EARLY
VECTOR DRAWING PROGRAM,
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OR WERE YOU FORESHADOWING
LA UMBRA'S ARRIVAL IN ISSUE 127?
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- IT'S JUST THE WAY
I DREW IT.
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- [laughs]
OH, GREAT STORY.
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- UH-HUH.
- YEAH.
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I COULD TALK ABOUT THIS STUFF
ALL DAY.
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- NO, YOU CAN'T.
- BUT, BUT--
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- CONNOR IS HERE
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FOR SOME REGULAR, HUMAN
SOCIAL INTERACTION.
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- SOCIALIZING?
NO.
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YOU KNOW THAT'S MY WEAKNESS.
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IT'S TOTALLY JUSTIFIED
IF YOU KNEW MY ORIGIN STORY.
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- GOOD-BYE!
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
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YOU KNOW, IT'S NICE THE KIDS
ARE GETTING ALONG SO WELL.
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MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE
ANOTHER PLAYDATE THIS WEEK?
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00:09:09,783 --> 00:09:12,153
- GET AWAY FROM ME.
I'M BEGGING YOU.
236
00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:14,222
- WENDELL WOULD LOVE THAT.
237
00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:15,391
HOW'S TUESDAY?
238
00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:16,518
- SOUNDS GREAT.
239
00:09:16,523 --> 00:09:18,393
- AH, SUCH A COINCIDENCE
240
00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:19,961
THAT YOU AND I
ARE SUCH GOOD BUDS NOW
241
00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:25,000
BECAUSE BEFORE I KNEW YOU,
I WAS A BIG FAN OF THE HAWK.
242
00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:26,898
HUH?
CHECK IT OUT.
243
00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,470
- THAT'S REAL NICE, VINNIE,
244
00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:29,838
BUT I'M KIND OF MAXED OUT
ON THE HAWK RIGHT NOW.
245
00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:39,976
- YOU KNOW, I FOUND
THIS GREAT NEW SUSHI PLACE.
246
00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:41,250
- UGH, I HATE SUSHI.
247
00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:43,848
- ME TOO.
I HATE IT.
248
00:09:45,686 --> 00:09:48,816
HEY, KIDS.
YOU KNOW WE BOTH HAVE KIDS.
249
00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:51,422
YOU REMEMBER
WHEN THEY WERE LITTLE
250
00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,334
AND THEY GOT BIGGER?
251
00:09:57,164 --> 00:09:58,504
- UGH, BUMMER.
252
00:09:58,498 --> 00:10:00,868
THERE'S THE EMERGENCY CALL
I WAS TALKING ABOUT.
253
00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:02,668
YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.
- YEAH, SURE.
254
00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:04,200
YEAH, I KNOW EXACTLY HOW IT IS.
255
00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:05,744
- SORRY.
256
00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:07,409
IS IT OKAY IF I LEAVE ANDREW
HERE FOR A BIT?
257
00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:08,837
- NO PROBLEM.
THEY'RE HAVING A GREAT TIME.
258
00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:10,882
- OKAY.
259
00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:12,148
- LOOK OUT!
260
00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:13,775
MANIAC COMING THROUGH!
261
00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:16,721
WAH!
- [screaming]
262
00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:25,030
- HEY, WENDELL, YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO MOVE THAT STUFF.
263
00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:28,225
I NEED SPACE
FOR MY ACTION COMICS 1.
264
00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:30,398
- THE FIRST APPEARANCE
OF SUPERMAN?
265
00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:32,627
THE ONE THING I'M SUPPOSED
TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE
266
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,572
IN CASE OF A FIRE
BEFORE YOU?
267
00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:37,773
WHO'S COMING OVER, GOD?
268
00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:39,041
- CLOSE.
269
00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:41,269
CLOSE.
CONNOR DANFORTH.
270
00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:44,344
SEE, THIS IS MY CHANCE TO
SHOW HIM WHAT'S COOL ABOUT ME.
271
00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:46,084
I MEAN, LAST TIME WE KIND OF
JUST TALKED ALL ABOUT HIM
272
00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:47,249
AND I CAME OFF
LIKE A GUSHING FAN.
273
00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:48,417
[knocking at door]
274
00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:52,615
OH, MY GOD, HE IS HERE.
275
00:10:52,619 --> 00:10:54,449
OH, BY THE WAY, HE'S PROBABLY
GOT ANDREW WITH HIM.
276
00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:56,094
- WHAT? NO.
277
00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:58,959
I'VE ALREADY TAKEN THE ALLOWABLE
CHILDREN'S DOSE OF IBUPROFEN.
278
00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:00,259
- COME ON, PLEASE.
279
00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:02,500
LISTEN, IF HE JUST DROPS
ANDREW OFF AND LEAVES
280
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:03,895
THEN THIS WILL BE
THE LAST PLAYDATE,
281
00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,727
BUT IF HE STAYS,
THEN MAYBE I HAVE MADE A FRIEND.
282
00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:06,733
I NEED A FRIEND.
283
00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:07,744
YOU'VE GOT
TO GIVE ME THAT CHANCE.
284
00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:08,795
- ALL RIGHT,
YOU'VE GOT ONE.
285
00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:09,972
ONE CHANCE, YOU HEAR?
- I HEAR.
286
00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:11,240
- HOW MANY CHANCES?
- ONE.
287
00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:12,168
- UH-HUH.
288
00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:15,607
- HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON, GUYS?
- HEY.
289
00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:16,938
- HEY, COME ON IN.
- THANKS.
290
00:11:16,944 --> 00:11:19,554
- WENDELL'S SO PSYCHED
TO PLAY WITH ANDREW.
291
00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:20,776
- WENDELL!
- HANDSHAKE, HANDSHAKE!
292
00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:21,781
DON'T PICK ME UP!
293
00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:23,222
DON'T PICK ME UP! NO!
294
00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:26,116
WAH!
[grunts]
295
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:28,319
[strained]
THANKS FOR NOT PICKING ME UP.
296
00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:30,961
- OH, COOL, AIR HOCKEY TABLE.
LET'S PLAY.
297
00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:32,758
- WELL, WELCOME TO MY HOME,
298
00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:36,400
OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT,
MY FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE.
299
00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:39,396
[light choral flourish playing]
300
00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:41,839
301
00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:43,495
- I THINK YOU BLEW A FUSE.
302
00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:46,513
- NOPE, NOPE.
TOTALLY NORMAL LIGHTING.
303
00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:50,106
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU NEED
X-RAY VISION TO SEE IN HERE.
304
00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:54,152
- LOOK, I MIGHT BE
GETTING A CALL.
305
00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:56,177
- HEY, HEY, ARE YOU THIRSTY?
306
00:11:56,183 --> 00:11:58,393
YOU WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK?
I MAKE MY OWN ITALIAN SODAS.
307
00:11:58,385 --> 00:11:59,985
I'VE GOT ALL KINDS OF FLAVORS.
308
00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:01,247
- WHAT ARE THEY?
309
00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:03,664
- I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T SPEAK ITALIAN.
310
00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:07,156
I'M PRETTY SURE
ONE OF THEM IS LASAGNA.
311
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,330
- YEAH, YEAH.
WHATEVER YOU GOT.
312
00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:11,899
- HEY, SUPER, MAN.
313
00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:16,897
I'LL BE BACK FASTER
THAN A SPEEDING BULLET.
314
00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:24,581
REALLY?
STILL TOO SUBTLE?
315
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,547
- NO, NO, NO.
316
00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:29,116
THAT IS MY CALENDAR PROJECT
FOR SCHOOL.
317
00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:31,076
DROP.
318
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,724
DROP.
319
00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:37,189
ANDREW, DROP!
320
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,230
- WOW, YOU'RE ALMOST DONE.
321
00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:39,855
I DIDN'T EVEN START MINE YET.
322
00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:41,290
- WELL, YOU STILL HAVE
SOME TIME.
323
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:42,534
MAYBE I CAN HELP YOU.
324
00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:43,599
- YOU WOULD?
325
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,396
- YEAH, SURE.
IT'LL BE FUN.
326
00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:46,928
YOU JUST GOT TO THINK
OF A CALENDAR
327
00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,404
AND THEN THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX.
328
00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:49,901
- I DIDN'T GET THE THINKING BOX.
329
00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:51,843
WHEN DID SHE HAND THOSE OUT?
330
00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:56,611
- THIS IS GONNA BE
A BIT HARDER THAN I EXPECTED.
331
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:57,979
- THIS ASSIGNMENT IS SO BORING.
332
00:12:57,978 --> 00:12:59,878
IT'S, LIKE,
THE DUMBEST IDEA ON EARTH.
333
00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:03,650
- HEY, SHE DIDN'T SAY IT HAS
TO BE AN EARTH CALENDAR.
334
00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:05,250
IT COULD BE A JUPITER
335
00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:07,452
OR MERCURY OR MARS
336
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:10,294
AND YOU COULD NAME THE MONTHS
ANYTHING YOU WANT.
337
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,330
- SWEET, A MARS CALENDAR.
338
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:16,425
AND MY MONTHS
WILL BE ANDREWUARY,
339
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,869
ANDRIL,
340
00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:21,296
ANDRUNE,
341
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,101
AND JULY.
342
00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:24,343
THIS IS FUN.
343
00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:27,067
- STAY.
344
00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:28,884
- ALMOST READY!
345
00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:31,576
WHOA!
346
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:34,408
IT'S GONNA BE ANOTHER MINUTE.
347
00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:36,354
GAH! GAH!
348
00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:44,692
- HEY, WENDELL,
TELL YOUR UNCLE I'M SORRY.
349
00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:46,091
I THINK I'M GETTING
THAT PHONE CALL
350
00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:47,333
I WAS WORRIED ABOUT.
351
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,997
- I DIDN'T HEAR YOUR PHONE RING.
352
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:49,926
- IT WILL.
353
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:52,674
- OH, HI.
354
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,295
- HELLO.
WHO ARE YOU?
355
00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:56,001
- I'M TARYN.
I LIVE ACROSS THE HALL.
356
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:58,643
- I'M CONNOR.
YOU'RE CUTE.
357
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,210
SHOULD I JUST GIVE YOU
HALF MY STUFF NOW
358
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:04,479
OR SHOULD I WAIT UNTIL WE DATE,
GET MARRIED, AND DIVORCED?
359
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:06,407
- [laughs]
360
00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:08,153
LET'S SHARE A BROWNIE
AND SEE HOW IT GOES.
361
00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:09,148
- HEY, TARYN.
362
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:10,349
CONNOR WAS JUST LEAVING.
363
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,680
- YOU KNOW WHAT, WENDELL?
364
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,324
I DON'T THINK MY PHONE'S
GONNA RING AFTER ALL.
365
00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:18,932
- WOW.
THAT'S NOT MUCH SODA.
366
00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:21,926
- IT'S A DEMITASSE.
367
00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:25,829
IT'S HOW THEY SERVE IT IN ITALY.
368
00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:27,402
- WHY ARE YOU SOAKING WET?
369
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:30,600
- IT'S JUST A LOT OF WORK
TO MAKE THIS, OKAY?
370
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:32,513
BUT IT IS TOTALLY WORTH IT.
371
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:33,965
MMM.
372
00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:35,184
- WHAT FLAVOR IS IT?
373
00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:37,105
- RED.
374
00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:41,053
- WOW.
375
00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:42,818
BROWNIES, RED WATER,
376
00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:44,945
AND ACTION COMICS 1.
377
00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:47,752
- OH, DID--DID I LEAVE THAT OUT?
378
00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:52,156
- THIS IS TURNING
INTO QUITE AN AFTERNOON.
379
00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:53,359
HERE'S LOOKING AT YOU.
380
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,630
- OHH.
381
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:57,558
- [chuckles]
382
00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:06,469
- I CAN'T BELIEVE I FINISHED IT.
383
00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:07,983
- CONGRATULATIONS.
384
00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:10,375
HEY, WHAT NAME DID YOU PICK
FOR MARTIAN CHRISTMAS?
385
00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:13,407
LET ME GUESS.
ANDREWMAS?
386
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:17,383
- NO, I'M CALLING IT WENDELLMAS.
387
00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:18,794
- THANKS, ANDREW.
388
00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:20,485
- I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT
WITHOUT YOU.
389
00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:27,761
- WOW.
QUITE A GRIP YOU GOT THERE.
390
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,430
DROP.
391
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:30,999
DROP.
392
00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:32,298
ANDREW, DROP!
393
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:37,574
- LOOK AT YOU TWO GUYS
HITTING IT OFF.
394
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:38,910
I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED
IF ONE DAY
395
00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:41,135
YOU TWO DRIVE A VAN
ACROSS COUNTRY SOLVING CRIMES.
396
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,681
[knocking at door]
397
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,476
HEY, COME ON IN.
- HEY.
398
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,208
- HEY, DAD,
LOOK AT MY MARTIAN CALENDAR.
399
00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:50,819
- WOW, ANDREW,
THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
400
00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:54,447
DOES THIS BEAR ANY RESEMBLANCE
TO THE ASSIGNMENT?
401
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:57,024
AWESOME.
402
00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:58,794
HEY, THANKS
FOR WATCHING ANDREW AGAIN.
403
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,061
- HEY, THAT'S WHAT
GOOD FRIENDS DO.
404
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,560
REALLY, REALLY GOOD FRIENDS.
MISSED YOU.
405
00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:08,069
- SPEAKING OF GOOD FRIENDS,
406
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,938
VINNIE, ARE YOU FREE
SATURDAY NIGHT?
407
00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:11,696
YOU KNOW, IT'S THE PREMIERE
OF THE HAWK FLIES AGAIN.
408
00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:14,074
- I KNOW,
AND YES, I'M FREE.
409
00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:15,914
- GREAT, WELL, ANDREW AND I
WILL BE HERE AT 6:00.
410
00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:18,078
THAT SHOULD GIVE US ENOUGH TIME
TO GET TO THE THEATER BY 7:00.
411
00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:19,548
- UNLESS ZAP ZERO PUTS
A HOT FREEZE
412
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,476
ON THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM.
413
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,417
[clears throat]
414
00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:34,090
- WOW.
415
00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:35,834
LOOKING SHARP, UNCLE VINNIE.
416
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,928
I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU
IN HARD SHOES.
417
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:40,171
- DON'T GET EXCITED, WENDELL.
418
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:42,597
THOSE ARE JUST CROCS
HE PAINTED BLACK.
419
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:45,712
- WHEN YOU GO TO A PREMIERE,
YOU WEAR A TUX.
420
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:47,865
WHEN YOU GO
TO THE HAWK PREMIERE,
421
00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:49,814
YOU WEAR THIS!
422
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:56,176
CAW, CAW!
423
00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:57,683
- OH, GOOD, GOOD,
424
00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,894
'CAUSE I WAS WORRIED
YOU WEREN'T GONNA DORK IT UP.
425
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:03,091
- THE SAD PART IS,
HE RENTED THE TUX
426
00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:04,690
BUT HE OWNS THE WINGS.
427
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,661
- OKAY.
428
00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:08,559
PEOPLE DRESS UP
FOR CONNOR'S MOVIES.
429
00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:10,201
IT'S A THING.
IT'S A BIG DEAL.
430
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:11,697
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
I AM SO MAD AT YOU.
431
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,268
MY FIRST TRY AT BEING A WINGMAN
432
00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:16,366
AND I GET YOU A BETTER DATE
THAN I'VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE.
433
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,139
WHAT HAVE YOU EVER DONE FOR ME?
434
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:19,668
- THERE'S COOKIE DOUGH
ICE CREAM IN THE FREEZER.
435
00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:22,542
- WELL THEN, WE ARE EVEN,
FREAK SHOW.
436
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:25,182
- THIS HAPPENS TO BE
A VERY CLASSY OUTFIT.
437
00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:26,548
WAIT TILL YOU SEE THE MASK.
438
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,216
CAW, CAW!
439
00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:31,846
AH!
440
00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,821
- KNOCK, KNOCK.
HEY, GUYS.
441
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:35,220
I NEED YOUR OPINION.
442
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:37,122
DOES THIS WORK
FOR CONNOR'S PREMIERE?
443
00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:38,494
- I DON'T KNOW.
444
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:43,001
WITHOUT WINGS, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL
PRETTY STUPID.
445
00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:44,695
- WAIT.
YOU'RE GOING TO THE PREMIERE?
446
00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:46,797
- YEAH, CONNOR ASKED ME ONCE
HE KNEW VINNIE COULD BABYSIT.
447
00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:50,369
- WAIT.
VINNIE'S BABYSITTING?
448
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:52,240
- YEAH, OF COURSE.
449
00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:54,169
HE'S BEEN EXCITED ABOUT IT
ALL DAY.
450
00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:57,384
I BETTER GO LET HIM KNOW
THE FUN'S ABOUT TO START.
451
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:02,248
- WENDELL!
- OH, HI.
452
00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:04,179
ANDREW, RELEASE.
453
00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:07,188
HEY, VINNIE, CONNOR AND TARYN
ARE HERE AND--
454
00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:09,157
- CAW, CAW!
CAW, CAW!
455
00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:11,156
CAW, CAW!
456
00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:18,573
- CONNOR'S TAKING TARYN
TO THE PREMIERE,
457
00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:20,165
WHICH IS A FACT
YOU ALREADY KNEW
458
00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:25,167
SO I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY
I'M SAYING IT.
459
00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:27,712
- CAW?
460
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:29,677
- WOW, VINNIE.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
461
00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:32,176
- WELL, THE--
462
00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:34,079
- I MADE HIM DO IT.
463
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,720
I WAS SO EXCITED
ABOUT THE MOVIE COMING OUT
464
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,845
THAT VINNIE,
BEING SUCH A GREAT UNCLE,
465
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:40,620
SAID HE WOULD MAKE
TONIGHT SPECIAL FOR US.
466
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:41,850
THANKS, VINNIE.
467
00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:44,194
- NO PROBLEM.
468
00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:45,831
YOU GUYS HAVE A GOOD TIME,
469
00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:49,525
AND AS FOR YOU TWO,
WIPE THIS OFF YOUR WINDSHIELD!
470
00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:51,529
CAW, CAW!
HA!
471
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:53,231
- WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
- I'LL GET YOU!
472
00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:55,873
- I DON'T LIKE THIS!
- [laughs]
473
00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:56,798
[door closes]
474
00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:01,035
[sighs]
475
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:07,276
I FEEL LIKE
I JUST FLEW INTO A WINDOW.
476
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,920
- WAY AHEAD OF YOU.
477
00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:12,387
- I'M SUCH AN IDIOT.
478
00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:15,385
- I KNOW.
YOU ARE.
479
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:19,388
YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T GET DOWN
ON YOURSELF ABOUT THIS.
480
00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:21,492
YOU KNOW WHAT I DO
IN THESE SITUATIONS?
481
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,804
I ALWAYS TELL MYSELF,
"YOU KNOW WHAT?
482
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:27,426
"THERE'S A BETTER MAN FOR YOU
OUT THERE SOMEWHERE.
483
00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:30,904
"AND THE GUY WHO REJECTED YOU?
484
00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:33,713
HE'S GONNA REALIZE HIS MISTAKE."
485
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:36,436
AND IF THAT DOESN'T MAKE
ME FEEL ANY BETTER,
486
00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:38,383
I PEE IN THEIR GAS TANK.
487
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,020
- YOU'RE AN AMAZING WOMAN,
WILMA.
488
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,275
- NOT THAT AMAZING.
489
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:45,594
ACTUALLY, ALL YOU NEED IS
A CRATE, A FUNNEL,
490
00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:46,745
AND SOMEONE
TO WATCH OUT FOR THE COPS.
491
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:50,519
BON APPETIT.
- ALL RIGHT.
492
00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:56,457
- HERE YOU GO.
493
00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:58,273
HEY, SORRY ABOUT ALL THAT.
494
00:19:58,265 --> 00:19:59,495
- ABOUT ALL WHAT?
495
00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:00,699
- I WAS SO CONCERNED
496
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,070
WITH MAKING CONNOR MY FRIEND,
497
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:03,898
I FORCED YOU TO HANG OUT
WITH ANDREW.
498
00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:05,643
- OH, ANDREW'S NOT SO BAD.
499
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,438
HE'S FUN,
HE'S INCREDIBLY LOYAL,
500
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:11,280
AND THAT GUY LOVES A TENNIS BALL
LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS.
501
00:20:11,278 --> 00:20:13,548
- THAT'S NICE.
502
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:16,446
- I'M SORRY THINGS DIDN'T GO
THE WAY YOU WANTED THEM TO.
503
00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:17,979
- IT'S OKAY.
504
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:19,394
I'M RIGHT WHERE I WANT TO BE:
505
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:21,986
HAVING A BEER, ALBEIT ROOT,
506
00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:25,328
AND WATCHING A MOVIE
WITH MY BEST PAL.
507
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:27,655
- I'M WHERE I WANT TO BE TOO.
508
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:30,030
clink!
509
00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:31,899
SO WHAT ARE WE WATCHING?
510
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,568
- SPINE COLLECTOR 3.
511
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:36,096
- UH-UH.
I'M OUT.
512
00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:37,302
- COME ON.
513
00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:39,244
- NO.
- COME ON!
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