Original subtitles

- I'M HOME.

UNCLE VINNIE, WAKE UP.

COME ON. IT'S 3:00 IN THE AFTERNOON.

- [screams]

[yelling]

[babbles]

[sighs]

ALL RIGHT.

THAT IS NOT A GOOD WAY TO WAKE UP.

I APOLOGIZE.

- I HAVE ORCHESTRA DRESS REHEARSAL IN 40 MINUTES.

DID YOU DO ANY OF THE THINGS I ASKED YOU TO DO TODAY?

- AHA!

I DID ALL OF THE THINGS YOU ASKED ME TO DO.

I EVEN WROTE IT DOWN.

ONE: BUY WENDELL NEW CYMBAL MALLET.

BOOM.

TWO: PICK UP YOUR UNIFORM.

BOOM.

- OKAY.

WELL, DID YOU REMEMBER TO BUY SNACKS

FOR ALL THE OTHER BAND KIDS?

- REMEMBER?

SURE HOW-DOODY.

- NOW I KNOW YOU DIDN'T.

YOU GET AWFULLY FOLKSY WHEN YOU'RE LYING.

THE ORCHESTRA WAS EXPECTING SNACKS.

- IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

WE'LL JUST IMPROVISE.

ALL RIGHT.

LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT IN THE FRIDGE.

OH, HEY.

DO KIDS LIKE THAI FOOD?

DO KIDS LIKE THINGS THAT USED TO BE THAI FOOD?

- WENDELL, I BROUGHT YOUR ORCHESTRA SNACK.

- HEY, I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THE SNACKS.

- DID YOU?

- SURE AS DONKEY DON'T DANCE ON THE--

YEAH, NO, I DIDN'T.

- KALE CHIPS FOR THE WHOLE ORCHESTRA?

SAY HELLO TO MR. POPULAR.

THANKS, AUNT WILMA. - SURE.

[phone ringing]

- NO WAY.

TOAD!

YOU'RE OUTSIDE?

YES!

THE TOAD IS COMING.

- CLARIFIES NOTHING.

- THE TOAD IS, LIKE, THE GREATEST GUY WHO EVER LIVED.

- NO, HE'S NOT.

I WENT ON A DATE WITH HIM ONCE.

HE GAVE ME THE HEEBIE-JEEBIES...

AND SOMETHING ELSE THAT REQUIRED SPECIAL SHAMPOO.

- YOU KNOW WHAT?

DON'T LISTEN TO HER.

TOAD--HE'S JUST ONE OF THOSE GUYS

WHO DOESN'T LIVE BY EVERYBODY'S RULES, YOU KNOW?

HE'S NOT TIED DOWN BY CELL PHONES OR SCHEDULES OR JOBS.

HE--YOU KNOW, HE WAKES UP,

LETS THE DAY TAKE HIM WHERE IT MAY.

- QUICK QUESTION.

IS HE A DOG?

- NO.

HE'S AN AWESOME DUDE.

- SO WHY DO PEOPLE CALL THIS DUDE THE TOAD?

- BECAUSE-- [laughs]

AND THIS IS GREAT--

HE'LL LICK ANYTHING.

- NOT TRUE.

[quirky brass music]

- I NEVER FELT SO GOOD

- NEVER FELT SO GOOD

- I NEVER FELT SO GOOD

- NEVER FELT SO GOOD

- SO WAIT A MINUTE

HEY

I NEVER FELT SO GOOD

[knock at door]

- TOADER.

TOADLES.

- VINNICENT TILL PROVEN GUILTY.

- THE LONG AND WINDING TOAD.

- THE VINDICATOR.

VINPANZEE.

VINSANE IN THE MEMBRANE.

- EPITOAD FIVE: THE EMPIRE STRIKES TOAD.

[both yodeling]

- COME ON IN. THIS IS WENDELL.

- WENDELL.

WEND IN THE CLOWNS.

[both laugh]

- NO. NO, I'M NOT DOING THIS.

- OH, HEY, YOU REMEMBER WILMA.

- [softly] HELLO.

VIN, MAN, I GOT SOME SWEET NEWS.

I'M TAKING YOU TO A VIP-ONLY JACK WHITE CONCERT

IN ARIZONA SATURDAY NIGHT.

BOOM.

TAKE IT IN. TASTE IT.

SWALLOW IT. DIGEST IT.

CHECK, PLEASE.

[chuckles]

- DUDE, THAT IS INSANE!

NO, WAIT.

AH, NO, I CAN'T.

UH, WENDELL'S GOT AN ORCHESTRA RECITAL,

AND I REALLY SHOULD BE THERE.

- I HAVE AN IDEA.

I MEAN, WHY DOESN'T HE SPEND THE WEEKEND WITH ME?

IT'LL GIVE US A CHANCE TO BOND.

- OH, YEAH.

IF I STAY WITH AUNT WILMA,

WE COULD DO ALL THE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE TO DO:

GO TO THE MUSEUM,

GO TO THE OPERA,

WASH...

- OH, OH, OH.

AND I GOT A NEW LABEL MAKER.

- IF YOU'RE LYING TO ME RIGHT NOW,

I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU.

- I DON'T KNOW, WILMA.

I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD GO TO THE RECITAL.

- NO, HE'S GONNA HAVE FUN.

YOU SHOULD GO.

- OH, IS SOMEBODY GOING SOMEWHERE?

THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN. I CAN COME.

- NO, ACTUALLY, YOU CAN'T.

TAKING A GUYS-ONLY ROAD TRIP WITH THE TOAD HERE.

- MY SCHEDULE'S CRAZY FULL ANYWAY.

I JUST STOPPED BY TO GIVE WENDELL THIS MIX I MADE

OF THE GREAT CYMBAL PLAYERS OF ALL TIME.

- YEAH, YOUR SCHEDULE SOUNDS NUTS.

- YOU SURE YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY ON YOUR OWN?

- YEAH, IT'LL BE GREAT.

I SHOULD SPEND LESS TIME WITH YOU GUYS ANYWAY

AND MEET NEW PEOPLE.

NOBODY'S GONNA DISAGREE? ALL RIGHT.

- WELL, THIS IS IT.

- THE UNABOMBER'S SUMMER HOME?

- NO, THIS IS THE BED AND BREAKFAST.

- OH.

I SHOULD'VE KNOWN

FROM THE HUGE PILE OF LOOSE MANNEQUIN PARTS.

WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS PLACE?

- GREG'S LIST.

- YOU MEAN CRAIGSLIST.

- I DO NOT MEAN THAT. THIS IS GREG'S LIST.

HE'S A PAL OF MINE.

THERE'S ONLY TWO THINGS ON IT.

- NO WAY.

I SAW A FOUR SEASONS TWO TOWNS AGO.

I'M GOING THERE.

- COME ON, BRO.

- NO.

I AM A PARENT NOW, MAN.

I'VE GOT RESPONSIBILITIES.

I AM NOT STAYING HERE.

NO OFFENSE TO GREG.

- NO WORRIES.

GREG'S IN A COMA.

YOU JUST GOT TO LET THE UNIVERSE

TAKE US WHERE IT WANTS TO TAKE US.

REMEMBER THAT TIME WE ENDED UP IN ALASKA?

FREEZING, NOWHERE TO SLEEP,

NOTHING TO EAT, NO MONEY?

- YEAH.

- WHAT HAPPENED?

- WE ALMOST DIED.

- WE ALMOST DIED.

- THAT WAS PRETTY AWESOME.

- IT WAS EPIC, MAN!

- WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME?

NO MORE NEGATIVITY FROM ME.

I'M GOING TO A KICK-ASS JACK WHITE CONCERT

WITH MY BOY, THE TOAD.

WE'RE JUST GONNA LET THE UNIVERSE

TAKE US WHERE IT WANTS TO TAKE US.

- WHOO! - HA, HA!

HEY.

- I HAVE ONE BED,

AND IT'S ON THE PORCH.

NO ONE GOES IN MY HOUSE.

NO ONE LOOKS IN MY HOUSE.

WE DO PUZZLES AT 7:00.

NO EXCEPTIONS.

COME HELL OR HIGH WATER,

YOU WILL DO A DAMN PUZZLE WITH ME.

- PUZZLES ARE MY LIFE. - I LOVE PUZZLES.

THEY'RE SO FUN.

- DID YOU BRING YOUR BATHING SUITS?

- IS THERE A POOL?

- NO.

- WOW.

IT'S IMMACULATE.

- OH, COME ON. YOU'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE.

- I KNOW, BUT IT NEVER GETS OLD.

I ALWAYS IMAGINE THIS IS WHAT YOU SEE BEFORE YOU FAINT.

WHAT COLOR ARE THESE WALLS?

- NORDIC FUNERAL.

LOOK,

IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME THAT THIS WEEKEND GO WELL.

I MEAN, HAVING YOU STAY OVER'S

BEEN A DREAM OF MINE FOR A LONG TIME.

I HOPE YOU DON'T GET HOMESICK.

- NOT POSSIBLE.

I FEEL LIKE I CAN BREATHE IN HERE,

AND YOUR CARPET DOESN'T MAKE THAT CRUNCHY SOUND.

- I CONSIDER THIS TO BE MY FORTRESS OF SERENITY,

AND I WANT YOU TO CONSIDER IT YOUR OASIS,

A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN JUST RELAX, BE YOURSELF, LET THE--

NOT THAT CHAIR!

- HOWDY, NEIGHBOR.

JUST SITTIN' ON MY FRONT PORCH BEING FRIENDLY.

I MEAN, WE'RE NEIGHBORS, RIGHT?

JUST LOOKING FOR A HOWDY.

COME ON.

SAY SOMETHING--ANYTHING.

WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS?

A TRAP TO LURE YOU IN AND STEAL YOUR BABY?

OH, NO-- [stammering]

THAT DIDN'T COME OUT RIGHT.

BYE-BYE.

[elevator dings]

HEY.

IT'S YOU AGAIN.

- NO.

NO.

- CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT THIS PUZZLE TURNS OUT TO BE.

- I GOT A PROGRAM ON THE WEB

LETS ME MAKE PUZZLES OUT OF MY PERSONAL PHOTOGRAPHS.

THIS ONE HERE'S A SNAPSHOT OF ME AT A NUDE BEACH.

- YOU SEEM LIKE AN INTERESTING DUDE, MARK.

- NOPE.

- WELL, WHAT IS IT YOU DO FOR A LIVING?

- I MAKE HIGH-PERFORMANCE CAT FOOD.

- OH. WHAT MAKES IT HIGH-PERFORMANCE?

- I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT.

IT'S A SECRET INGREDIENT.

BUT I HAVE SEEN CATS JUMP TWICE THEIR HEIGHT.

- I THINK CATS NATURALLY--

- [warbles]

YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA CALL WENDELL.

CHECK IN ON HIM, SEE HOW HE'S DOING.

- I DON'T THINK SO.

YOU GUYS NEED TO GET TO WORK BEFORE IT GETS TOO DARK.

- WORK?

- YEAH, IT'S A BARTER SYSTEM.

WE DO SOME CHORES,

HE GIVES US A PLACE TO SLEEP.

- AND WE SLEEP TOGETHER ON THAT ONE GROSS MATTRESS?

- YOU KNOW IT.

- OH, DON'T WORRY. I'LL GET YOU SOME FRESH SHEETS.

I THINK THE POSSUM CHEWED THROUGH THE OLD ONES

WHEN SHE WAS GIVING BIRTH ON THE PILLOWCASE.

- I AM NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO HIS WAKE-UP CALL.

- I LOVE IT HERE, AUNT WILMA.

THE BATHROOM IS SO ORGANIZED,

AND NONE OF THE TOWELS SMELL LIKE CARNE ASADA.

- ALL RIGHT, HAVE A SEAT.

HERE IS YOUR COASTER,

AND HERE'S YOUR COASTER'S COASTER.

- COASTER'S COASTER?

- THE COASTER THAT CATCHES THE MOISTURE

SO YOU DON'T RUIN YOUR ACTUAL COASTER.

- SO MANY RULES.

SO MUCH ORDER.

HOW ARE YOU NOT MARRIED?

- I KNOW, RIGHT?

ALL RIGHT. LET'S HAVE SOME DINNER.

CARE FOR SOME CRANBERRY JUICE, SIR?

YOU KNOW WHAT?

LET'S DO A TOAST.

HERE IS TO HAVING FUN WITH AUNT WILMA.

MMM.

THERE WE GO.

OH--

[yelling]

AHH, IT'S FINE.

IT'S FINE. IT'S FINE.

IT'S FINE.

- UM--

- [yells]

- I-- - [clears throat]

- I'M SO SORRY, AUNT WILMA.

I HOPE THAT GLASS WASN'T VALUABLE.

- OH, NO,

JUST A PIECE OF JUNK MY GRANDMOTHER LEFT ME.

[gasps]

IT'S FUNNY HOW SOME THINGS

MAKE IT THROUGH WORLD WAR II, BUT THEN--

[grunts]

- YOU SEEM UPSET. - I'M NOT UPSET.

I'M NOT-- LET'S JUST FINISH OUR DINNER.

- I FEEL TOO GUILTY. - NO, IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

IT'S NOT EVEN--LOOK, WATCH. SEE?

[glass shattering] OH, SEE?

NOW THERE'S NOTHING LEFT OF GRANDMA.

[groaning]

- MAN.

I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO GET A SIGNAL.

I WANT TO CHECK IN ON WENDELL. I'M WORRIED ABOUT HIM.

- MAYBE IT'S THE UNIVERSE'S WAY OF TELLING YOU IT'S VINNIE TIME.

COME ON, MAN.

- WELL, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH.

HOW BIG DID MARK SAY HE WANTED THESE HOLES?

HE SAID, "TWO MAN-SIZED HOLES."

- WAIT. WHAT?

WAIT UP. WHAT?

- HE SAID MAN-SIZED.

- WAIT.

WHAT?

- WHOA, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?

- DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU

THAT HE WANTS TWO MAN-SIZED HOLES

BECAUSE WE'RE DIGGING OUR OWN GRAVES?

- THEN THIS IS ALL WRONG.

WE GOT TO MAKE THESE BIGGER.

- DUDE, YOU GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

I CHECKED THIS GUY OUT.

NOT ONE BAD REVIEW

THAT SAYS HE MAKES PEOPLE DIG THEIR OWN GRAVES.

- DO YOU KNOW WHO CAN'T LEAVE BAD REVIEWS?

ALL OF THE PEOPLE AROUND US WHO HAVE DUG THEIR OWN GRAVES.

NOW, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE HE FEEDS US TO HIS CAT.

OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD.

WE'RE THE SECRET INGREDIENT.

YOU GIVE ME THE KEYS!

- NO, MARK TOOK THE KEYS.

HE SAID HE'D KEEP 'EM SAFE INSIDE.

- WHAT DID YOU--

- YOU GUYS WANT TO PLAY A GAME?

FIRST YOU GIVE ME ANY IDENTIFICATION YOU HAVE.

THEN YOU PUT THESE SACKS ON YOUR HEAD.

HOW COME NOBODY EVER WANTS TO PLAY SACK HEAD?

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP?

- OH, I JUST STARTED READING THE GREAT GATSBY.

- OHHH.

YEAH, I LOVE THAT BOOK.

I MEAN, AND HOW GREAT GATSBY WAS, YOU KNOW?

HE WAS--AH, HE WAS...

SO GREAT.

LISTEN, WE ALREADY SAID OUR NIGHT-NIGHT,

SO MM-MM.

LIGHTS OUT.

- BUT UNCLE VINNIE LETS ME READ

AS LONG AS I WANT UNTIL I FALL ASLEEP.

- YEAH, WELL, YOUR UNCLE VINNIE

TRIED TO LIVE ON EGGNOG FOR A YEAR, SO...

LIGHTS OUT.

AGAIN.

- [sighs] THIS MAKES NO SENSE TO ME.

THE LIGHT CANNOT BE BOTHERING YOU.

YOUR DOOR IS SHUT.

- IT'S NOT THE LIGHT THAT'S BOTHERING ME.

IT'S THE FACT THAT I KNOW THAT IT'S ON THAT'S BOTHERING ME.

- BUT UNCLE VINNIE-- - UNCLE VINNIE'S NOT HERE, OKAY?

RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE WITH A FUNCTIONING RATIONAL ADULT.

ST--

NIGHT-NIGHT.

- SO DID I GET US HERE OR WHAT?

- MAN, I GUESS YOU DID. - YEAH.

- STILL HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO REACH WENDELL.

- OH, FORGET ABOUT THAT, MAN.

WE'RE HERE.

WE'RE SEEING JACK WHITE.

THE TOAD CAME THROUGH.

COUNT ON IT. TEXT IT.

TWITTER IT. MARK IT AS READ.

YOUREWELCOME.

- WHOO! YEAH.

WELL, LET'S HIT IT OFF RIGHT, GET A DRINK BEFORE IT STARTS.

- FO' SHO'. - YEAH.

- JUST GOT TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO FIND SOME TICKETS FIRST.

- HEY, GET THOSE TICKETS, SON.

WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT?

YOU DON'T HAVE ANY TICKETS?

- HAVE FAITH.

THERE'S ALWAYS TICKETS FLOATING AROUND.

I'LL GET SOME. - NO, NO, NO.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

TOAD...

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

YOU BOOKED US A ROOM AT MARK'S MURDER SHACK

AND CAT FOOD EMPORIUM

WHERE I HAD THE PRIVILEGE

OF LANDSCAPING MY OWN SHALLOW GRAVE.

WE HAVE BEEN WALKING...

THROUGH THE DESERT...

ALL DAY,

AND NOW...

NOT ONLY AM I NOT GONNA SEE MY HERO,

JACK WHITE,

I'M MISSING...

WENDELL'S...

CONCERT.

- WAIT.

ARE YOU MAD AT ME?

- AUNT WILMA!

- WHAT IS IT, WENDELL?

- WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY ORCHESTRA OUTFIT?

- UM, WASHED IT.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

OH--OH...

UH...

HEY THERE, TRENDSETTER.

- I'M NOT EVEN SURE I CAN CLAP THE CYMBALS ANYMORE.

- DON'T BE SILLY. OF COURSE YOU CAN.

COME ON.

[cloth tearing]

- DID YOU HEAR THAT?

- YES,

AND THAT CLANGING TOUCHED MY SOUL.

- NO, I MEANT THIS.

- YOU KNOW?

NO ONE'S GONNA EVEN NOTICE THAT.

[cloth tearing]

THAT THEY MAY NOTICE.

- IT HAS BEEN TWO HOURS.

HOW ARE YOU NOT GETTING THIS?

- THE TOAD!

- I'M LEAVING.

- SO WHAT, YOU'RE JUST GONNA GO BACK TO L.A.?

- I'M GONNA GET AS FAR AWAY FROM YOU AS POSSIBLE.

- CAN I GET A RIDE?

- NO!

YOU AND I ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS.

- OH, MY GOD. TOAD.

- SEREDA, GRETCHEN.

HOW WEIRD IS THIS? WHAT'S UP, LADIES?

- GOING TO THE JACK WHITE SHOW.

A LITTLE GIRLS' NIGHT OUT.

- WELL, NOW IT IS.

WE CAUGHT OUR BOYFRIENDS CHEATING,

SO WE HAVE TWO EXTRA TICKETS.

- OH, HEY, LADIES.

- IS THIS YOUR FRIEND?

- BEST FRIENDS. [laughs]

- WELL, DO YOU GUYS WANT TO GO WITH US?

- ABSOLUTELY.

- TAKE THE TICKETS. WE'LL SEE YOU INSIDE.

- WOW, THANKS!

[laughter]

- [chuckles]

- THE TOAD!

[both yodeling]

[duct tape stretching]

- MY CLOTHES WEREN'T EVEN DIRTY.

- YEAH, BUT THE CREASES WERE IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES.

I MEAN, YOU WOULD'VE LOOKED LIKE AN IDIOT.

- AUNT WILMA,

NORMALLY I'M A BIG FAN OF ANAL RETENTIVE,

BUT...

WELL, THIS IS TOO MUCH.

UNCLE VINNIE MAY NOT BE THE MOST FASTIDIOUS PERSON IN THE WORLD,

AND HE MAY THINK FASTIDIOUS IS THE NEW SEQUEL

TO FAST AND FURIOUS,

BUT HE LETS ME MAKE MY OWN MISTAKES.

- I'M SO SORRY. I'M SO SORRY.

I DON'T--I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME.

LOOK, HERE.

GONNA HAVE TO GET DOWN--

THERE WE GO.

OKAY, I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT THIS WAS MY FIRST CHANCE

AT BEING A PARENT, AND I--

I WANTED EVERYTHING TO GO PERFECTLY.

AND, OF COURSE, I SCREWED IT UP.

JUST LIKE I DO WITH ALL OF MY OVERNIGHT GUESTS.

[sighs]

WELL, I GUESS I'M STILL AHEAD OF THE GAME.

YOU DIDN'T STEAL ANYTHING.

- I'M SORRY IT DIDN'T GO WELL, AUNT WILMA.

- I GUESS YOU DO BELONG WITH VINNIE...

FOR THE TIME BEING.

CAN WE TRY AGAIN SOMETIME?

- I'D LOVE THAT.

mwah!

- HOW 'BOUT A COUPLE WEEKS?

- SURE. I'LL CALL YOU.

- THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THE GUY WHO STOLE MY HUMIDIFIER SAID.

[cell phone ringing]

- HEY, IT'S WENDELL.

I GOT TO TAKE THIS.

- THE SHOW STARTS IN ONE MINUTE.

ONCE IT DOES, I CAN'T LET YOU IN.

- DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? LET'S GO.

- I'LL JUST BE A SECOND.

HEY, WENDELL. WHAT'S GOING ON, BUDDY?

- HEY, UNCLE VINNIE.

HOPE I'M NOT INTERRUPTING YOUR FUN TRIP.

- NO, NO, NO. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CALL YOU.

I MISS YOU, MAN.

- ME TOO.

- WELL, SO HOW'S IT GOING AT AUNT WILMA'S?

- OH, HER PLACE IS IMMACULATE. PERFECTLY STRUCTURED SCHEDULE.

- OH, THAT--

THAT SOUNDS PRETTY GREAT.

- EH, I HATE IT.

- REALLY?

- YEAH.

I LIKE IT AT YOUR PLACE,

UNIDENTIFIABLE STAINS AND ALL.

- HEY, DON'T YOU MEAN OUR PLACE?

AND, UM, GOOD RULE OF THUMB IS, IF YOU CAN'T IDENTIFY IT,

IT'S PROBABLY RANCH DRESSING.

- HEY, I GOT TO GO.

CONCERT'S ABOUT TO START.

- AH, YEAH, I GOT TO GO TOO.

HEY, WENDELL,

IF YOU LEAVE YOUR PHONE ON,

CAN I HEAR THE RECITAL?

- HEY, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

- COME ON, VINNIE.

JACK WHITE'S ABOUT TO START.

- HANG ON A SECOND, BUDDY.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M ON THE PHONE WITH MY KID.

I'M GOOD.

ALL RIGHT, WENDELL. I'M READY.

YOU BANG THAT CYMBAL.

- THIS ONE'S FOR YOU, UNCLE VINNIE.

[cymbal crashes]

- ROCK ON, WENDELL!

WHOO!

- [sobbing]

HEY, I'M A BOUNCER, NOT A STATUE.

[elevator dings]

[muffled dance music playing]

- OH!

THANK GOD YOU'RE BACK.

I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP.

I'VE MADE TOO MANY FRIENDS.

THERE'S A RAGING PARTY GOING ON IN MY APARTMENT,

AND NO ONE WILL LEAVE.

- OH, TARYN, COME ON.

WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE, MUSIC CRANKED UP,

SINGING INTO YOUR HAIRBRUSH, SURROUNDED BY YOUR DOLLS.

AW. - [laughs]

WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE.

- OH.

- NO, SERIOUSLY, IT'S A ZOO.

I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP GETTING THEM OUT.

- LOOK, WE MISSED YOU TOO,

BUT YOU REALLY DON'T NEED TO GO ON WITH THE CHARADE.

- I WORRY ABOUT HER. - YEAH.

[elevator dings]

- NO. NO, NO.

NO MORE PEOPLE, PLEASE.

WE'RE ALREADY AT CAPACITY.

PLEASE, I RE--

NO!

NO, WE ALREADY HAVE A SUSHI GUY.