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- I'M HOME.
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UNCLE VINNIE, WAKE UP.
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COME ON.
IT'S 3:00 IN THE AFTERNOON.
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- [screams]
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[yelling]
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[babbles]
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[sighs]
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ALL RIGHT.
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THAT IS NOT A GOOD WAY
TO WAKE UP.
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I APOLOGIZE.
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- I HAVE ORCHESTRA
DRESS REHEARSAL IN 40 MINUTES.
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DID YOU DO ANY OF THE THINGS
I ASKED YOU TO DO TODAY?
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- AHA!
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I DID ALL OF THE THINGS
YOU ASKED ME TO DO.
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I EVEN WROTE IT DOWN.
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ONE: BUY WENDELL
NEW CYMBAL MALLET.
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BOOM.
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TWO: PICK UP YOUR UNIFORM.
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BOOM.
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- OKAY.
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WELL, DID YOU REMEMBER
TO BUY SNACKS
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FOR ALL THE OTHER BAND KIDS?
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- REMEMBER?
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SURE HOW-DOODY.
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- NOW I KNOW YOU DIDN'T.
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YOU GET AWFULLY FOLKSY
WHEN YOU'RE LYING.
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THE ORCHESTRA
WAS EXPECTING SNACKS.
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- IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
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WE'LL JUST IMPROVISE.
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ALL RIGHT.
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LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT
IN THE FRIDGE.
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OH, HEY.
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DO KIDS LIKE THAI FOOD?
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DO KIDS LIKE THINGS
THAT USED TO BE THAI FOOD?
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- WENDELL, I BROUGHT
YOUR ORCHESTRA SNACK.
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- HEY, I WAS SUPPOSED
TO DO THE SNACKS.
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- DID YOU?
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- SURE AS DONKEY
DON'T DANCE ON THE--
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YEAH, NO, I DIDN'T.
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- KALE CHIPS
FOR THE WHOLE ORCHESTRA?
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SAY HELLO TO MR. POPULAR.
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THANKS, AUNT WILMA.
- SURE.
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[phone ringing]
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- NO WAY.
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TOAD!
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YOU'RE OUTSIDE?
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YES!
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THE TOAD IS COMING.
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- CLARIFIES NOTHING.
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- THE TOAD IS, LIKE,
THE GREATEST GUY WHO EVER LIVED.
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- NO, HE'S NOT.
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I WENT ON A DATE WITH HIM ONCE.
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HE GAVE ME THE HEEBIE-JEEBIES...
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AND SOMETHING ELSE THAT REQUIRED
SPECIAL SHAMPOO.
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- YOU KNOW WHAT?
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DON'T LISTEN TO HER.
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TOAD--HE'S JUST
ONE OF THOSE GUYS
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WHO DOESN'T LIVE
BY EVERYBODY'S RULES, YOU KNOW?
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HE'S NOT TIED DOWN BY CELL
PHONES OR SCHEDULES OR JOBS.
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HE--YOU KNOW, HE WAKES UP,
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LETS THE DAY
TAKE HIM WHERE IT MAY.
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- QUICK QUESTION.
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IS HE A DOG?
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- NO.
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HE'S AN AWESOME DUDE.
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- SO WHY DO PEOPLE
CALL THIS DUDE THE TOAD?
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- BECAUSE--
[laughs]
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AND THIS IS GREAT--
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HE'LL LICK ANYTHING.
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- NOT TRUE.
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[quirky brass music]
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*
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- * I NEVER FELT SO GOOD
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- * NEVER FELT SO GOOD
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- * I NEVER FELT SO GOOD
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- * NEVER FELT SO GOOD
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- * SO WAIT A MINUTE
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* HEY
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* I NEVER FELT SO GOOD
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[knock at door]
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- TOADER.
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TOADLES.
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- VINNICENT TILL PROVEN GUILTY.
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- THE LONG AND WINDING TOAD.
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- THE VINDICATOR.
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VINPANZEE.
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VINSANE IN THE MEMBRANE.
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- EPITOAD FIVE:
THE EMPIRE STRIKES TOAD.
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[both yodeling]
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- COME ON IN.
THIS IS WENDELL.
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- WENDELL.
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WEND IN THE CLOWNS.
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[both laugh]
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- NO.
NO, I'M NOT DOING THIS.
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- OH, HEY, YOU REMEMBER WILMA.
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- [softly]
HELLO.
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VIN, MAN, I GOT SOME SWEET NEWS.
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I'M TAKING YOU TO A VIP-ONLY
JACK WHITE CONCERT
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IN ARIZONA SATURDAY NIGHT.
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BOOM.
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TAKE IT IN.
TASTE IT.
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SWALLOW IT.
DIGEST IT.
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CHECK, PLEASE.
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[chuckles]
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- DUDE, THAT IS INSANE!
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NO, WAIT.
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AH, NO, I CAN'T.
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UH, WENDELL'S GOT
AN ORCHESTRA RECITAL,
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AND I REALLY SHOULD BE THERE.
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- I HAVE AN IDEA.
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I MEAN, WHY DOESN'T
HE SPEND THE WEEKEND WITH ME?
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IT'LL GIVE US
A CHANCE TO BOND.
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- OH, YEAH.
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IF I STAY WITH AUNT WILMA,
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WE COULD DO ALL THE THINGS
YOU DON'T LIKE TO DO:
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GO TO THE MUSEUM,
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GO TO THE OPERA,
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WASH...
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- OH, OH, OH.
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AND I GOT A NEW LABEL MAKER.
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- IF YOU'RE LYING TO ME
RIGHT NOW,
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I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU.
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- I DON'T KNOW, WILMA.
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I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD GO
TO THE RECITAL.
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- NO, HE'S GONNA HAVE FUN.
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YOU SHOULD GO.
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- OH, IS SOMEBODY
GOING SOMEWHERE?
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THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
I CAN COME.
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- NO, ACTUALLY, YOU CAN'T.
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TAKING A GUYS-ONLY ROAD TRIP
WITH THE TOAD HERE.
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- MY SCHEDULE'S
CRAZY FULL ANYWAY.
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I JUST STOPPED BY
TO GIVE WENDELL THIS MIX I MADE
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OF THE GREAT CYMBAL PLAYERS
OF ALL TIME.
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- YEAH, YOUR SCHEDULE
SOUNDS NUTS.
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- YOU SURE YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY
ON YOUR OWN?
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- YEAH, IT'LL BE GREAT.
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I SHOULD SPEND LESS TIME
WITH YOU GUYS ANYWAY
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AND MEET NEW PEOPLE.
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NOBODY'S GONNA DISAGREE?
ALL RIGHT.
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- WELL, THIS IS IT.
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- THE UNABOMBER'S SUMMER HOME?
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- NO, THIS IS
THE BED AND BREAKFAST.
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- OH.
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I SHOULD'VE KNOWN
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FROM THE HUGE PILE
OF LOOSE MANNEQUIN PARTS.
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WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS PLACE?
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- GREG'S LIST.
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- YOU MEAN CRAIGSLIST.
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- I DO NOT MEAN THAT.
THIS IS GREG'S LIST.
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HE'S A PAL OF MINE.
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THERE'S ONLY TWO THINGS ON IT.
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- NO WAY.
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I SAW A FOUR SEASONS
TWO TOWNS AGO.
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I'M GOING THERE.
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- COME ON, BRO.
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- NO.
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I AM A PARENT NOW, MAN.
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I'VE GOT RESPONSIBILITIES.
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I AM NOT STAYING HERE.
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NO OFFENSE TO GREG.
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- NO WORRIES.
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GREG'S IN A COMA.
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YOU JUST GOT TO LET THE UNIVERSE
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TAKE US
WHERE IT WANTS TO TAKE US.
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REMEMBER THAT TIME
WE ENDED UP IN ALASKA?
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FREEZING, NOWHERE TO SLEEP,
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NOTHING TO EAT, NO MONEY?
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- YEAH.
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- WHAT HAPPENED?
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- WE ALMOST DIED.
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- WE ALMOST DIED.
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- THAT WAS PRETTY AWESOME.
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- IT WAS EPIC, MAN!
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- WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME?
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NO MORE NEGATIVITY FROM ME.
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I'M GOING
TO A KICK-ASS JACK WHITE CONCERT
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WITH MY BOY, THE TOAD.
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WE'RE JUST GONNA LET
THE UNIVERSE
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TAKE US
WHERE IT WANTS TO TAKE US.
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- WHOO!
- HA, HA!
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HEY.
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- I HAVE ONE BED,
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AND IT'S ON THE PORCH.
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NO ONE GOES IN MY HOUSE.
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NO ONE LOOKS IN MY HOUSE.
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WE DO PUZZLES AT 7:00.
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NO EXCEPTIONS.
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COME HELL OR HIGH WATER,
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YOU WILL DO
A DAMN PUZZLE WITH ME.
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- PUZZLES ARE MY LIFE.
- I LOVE PUZZLES.
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THEY'RE SO FUN.
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- DID YOU BRING
YOUR BATHING SUITS?
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- IS THERE A POOL?
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- NO.
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- WOW.
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IT'S IMMACULATE.
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- OH, COME ON.
YOU'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE.
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- I KNOW, BUT IT NEVER GETS OLD.
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I ALWAYS IMAGINE THIS IS
WHAT YOU SEE BEFORE YOU FAINT.
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WHAT COLOR ARE THESE WALLS?
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- NORDIC FUNERAL.
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LOOK,
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IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME
THAT THIS WEEKEND GO WELL.
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I MEAN, HAVING YOU STAY OVER'S
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BEEN A DREAM OF MINE
FOR A LONG TIME.
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I HOPE YOU DON'T GET HOMESICK.
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- NOT POSSIBLE.
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I FEEL LIKE
I CAN BREATHE IN HERE,
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AND YOUR CARPET DOESN'T MAKE
THAT CRUNCHY SOUND.
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- I CONSIDER THIS TO BE
MY FORTRESS OF SERENITY,
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AND I WANT YOU TO CONSIDER IT
YOUR OASIS,
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A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN JUST
RELAX, BE YOURSELF, LET THE--
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NOT THAT CHAIR!
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- HOWDY, NEIGHBOR.
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JUST SITTIN' ON MY FRONT PORCH
BEING FRIENDLY.
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I MEAN, WE'RE NEIGHBORS, RIGHT?
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JUST LOOKING FOR A HOWDY.
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COME ON.
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SAY SOMETHING--ANYTHING.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS?
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A TRAP TO LURE YOU IN
AND STEAL YOUR BABY?
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OH, NO--
[stammering]
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THAT DIDN'T COME OUT RIGHT.
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BYE-BYE.
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[elevator dings]
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HEY.
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IT'S YOU AGAIN.
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- NO.
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NO.
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- CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT
THIS PUZZLE TURNS OUT TO BE.
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- I GOT A PROGRAM ON THE WEB
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LETS ME MAKE PUZZLES
OUT OF MY PERSONAL PHOTOGRAPHS.
233
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THIS ONE HERE'S A SNAPSHOT
OF ME AT A NUDE BEACH.
234
00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:44,592
- YOU SEEM LIKE
AN INTERESTING DUDE, MARK.
235
00:08:44,592 --> 00:08:45,492
- NOPE.
236
00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:51,503
- WELL, WHAT IS IT YOU DO
FOR A LIVING?
237
00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:57,474
- I MAKE HIGH-PERFORMANCE
CAT FOOD.
238
00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:59,610
- OH.
WHAT MAKES IT HIGH-PERFORMANCE?
239
00:08:59,607 --> 00:09:02,077
- I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT.
240
00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:04,235
IT'S A SECRET INGREDIENT.
241
00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:08,384
BUT I HAVE SEEN CATS
JUMP TWICE THEIR HEIGHT.
242
00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:09,621
- I THINK CATS NATURALLY--
243
00:09:09,617 --> 00:09:13,347
- [warbles]
244
00:09:13,353 --> 00:09:15,423
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M GONNA CALL WENDELL.
245
00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:16,822
CHECK IN ON HIM,
SEE HOW HE'S DOING.
246
00:09:16,824 --> 00:09:18,934
- I DON'T THINK SO.
247
00:09:18,926 --> 00:09:21,756
YOU GUYS NEED TO GET TO WORK
BEFORE IT GETS TOO DARK.
248
00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:24,230
- WORK?
249
00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:26,031
- YEAH, IT'S A BARTER SYSTEM.
250
00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:27,033
WE DO SOME CHORES,
251
00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:28,704
HE GIVES US A PLACE TO SLEEP.
252
00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:31,942
- AND WE SLEEP TOGETHER
ON THAT ONE GROSS MATTRESS?
253
00:09:31,939 --> 00:09:34,679
- YOU KNOW IT.
254
00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:37,675
- OH, DON'T WORRY.
I'LL GET YOU SOME FRESH SHEETS.
255
00:09:37,678 --> 00:09:39,848
I THINK THE POSSUM CHEWED
THROUGH THE OLD ONES
256
00:09:39,847 --> 00:09:41,917
WHEN SHE WAS GIVING BIRTH
ON THE PILLOWCASE.
257
00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:48,322
- I AM NOT LOOKING FORWARD
TO HIS WAKE-UP CALL.
258
00:09:51,659 --> 00:09:53,329
- I LOVE IT HERE, AUNT WILMA.
259
00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:54,656
THE BATHROOM IS SO ORGANIZED,
260
00:09:54,662 --> 00:09:56,902
AND NONE OF THE TOWELS
SMELL LIKE CARNE ASADA.
261
00:09:58,331 --> 00:10:00,801
- ALL RIGHT, HAVE A SEAT.
262
00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:02,301
HERE IS YOUR COASTER,
263
00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:04,602
AND HERE'S
YOUR COASTER'S COASTER.
264
00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,374
- COASTER'S COASTER?
265
00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:07,943
- THE COASTER
THAT CATCHES THE MOISTURE
266
00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,611
SO YOU DON'T RUIN
YOUR ACTUAL COASTER.
267
00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,205
- SO MANY RULES.
268
00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:15,884
SO MUCH ORDER.
269
00:10:15,883 --> 00:10:17,623
HOW ARE YOU NOT MARRIED?
270
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,387
- I KNOW, RIGHT?
271
00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:20,986
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S HAVE SOME DINNER.
272
00:10:20,988 --> 00:10:23,018
CARE FOR SOME
CRANBERRY JUICE, SIR?
273
00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:24,023
YOU KNOW WHAT?
274
00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:25,734
LET'S DO A TOAST.
275
00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:29,226
HERE IS TO HAVING FUN
WITH AUNT WILMA.
276
00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:33,325
MMM.
277
00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:35,343
THERE WE GO.
278
00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:36,335
OH--
279
00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:38,906
[yelling]
280
00:10:38,906 --> 00:10:40,006
AHH, IT'S FINE.
281
00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:41,637
IT'S FINE.
IT'S FINE.
282
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:42,811
IT'S FINE.
283
00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:43,810
- UM--
284
00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:46,611
- [yells]
285
00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:48,023
- I--
- [clears throat]
286
00:10:48,015 --> 00:10:49,115
- I'M SO SORRY, AUNT WILMA.
287
00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:50,716
I HOPE THAT GLASS
WASN'T VALUABLE.
288
00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:52,388
- OH, NO,
289
00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:55,515
JUST A PIECE OF JUNK
MY GRANDMOTHER LEFT ME.
290
00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:56,522
[gasps]
291
00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:57,663
IT'S FUNNY HOW SOME THINGS
292
00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,227
MAKE IT THROUGH WORLD WAR II,
BUT THEN--
293
00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:02,296
[grunts]
294
00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:03,725
- YOU SEEM UPSET.
- I'M NOT UPSET.
295
00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:05,301
I'M NOT--
LET'S JUST FINISH OUR DINNER.
296
00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:06,968
- I FEEL TOO GUILTY.
- NO, IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
297
00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:08,297
IT'S NOT EVEN--LOOK, WATCH.
SEE?
298
00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:10,301
[glass shattering]
OH, SEE?
299
00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:12,743
NOW THERE'S NOTHING LEFT
OF GRANDMA.
300
00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:14,780
[groaning]
301
00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:19,445
- MAN.
302
00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:22,116
I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE
TO GET A SIGNAL.
303
00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:24,275
I WANT TO CHECK IN ON WENDELL.
I'M WORRIED ABOUT HIM.
304
00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:27,494
- MAYBE IT'S THE UNIVERSE'S WAY
OF TELLING YOU IT'S VINNIE TIME.
305
00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:29,657
COME ON, MAN.
306
00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:32,386
- WELL, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
307
00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:33,562
LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH.
308
00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:35,760
HOW BIG DID MARK SAY
HE WANTED THESE HOLES?
309
00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:38,203
HE SAID, "TWO MAN-SIZED HOLES."
310
00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:48,644
- WAIT. WHAT?
311
00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:49,641
WAIT UP.
WHAT?
312
00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:51,082
- HE SAID MAN-SIZED.
313
00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:52,508
- WAIT.
314
00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:55,982
WHAT?
315
00:11:55,983 --> 00:11:57,923
- WHOA, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
316
00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:00,949
- DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU
317
00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:03,794
THAT HE WANTS
TWO MAN-SIZED HOLES
318
00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:05,861
BECAUSE WE'RE DIGGING
OUR OWN GRAVES?
319
00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:10,459
- THEN THIS IS ALL WRONG.
320
00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:12,073
WE GOT TO MAKE THESE BIGGER.
321
00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:23,538
- DUDE, YOU GOT NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT.
322
00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:25,183
I CHECKED THIS GUY OUT.
323
00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:26,648
NOT ONE BAD REVIEW
324
00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:29,976
THAT SAYS HE MAKES PEOPLE
DIG THEIR OWN GRAVES.
325
00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:34,223
- DO YOU KNOW WHO CAN'T
LEAVE BAD REVIEWS?
326
00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:38,391
ALL OF THE PEOPLE AROUND US
WHO HAVE DUG THEIR OWN GRAVES.
327
00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:42,231
NOW, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE
BEFORE HE FEEDS US TO HIS CAT.
328
00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:44,559
OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD.
329
00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:46,834
WE'RE THE SECRET INGREDIENT.
330
00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:48,044
YOU GIVE ME THE KEYS!
331
00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:49,195
- NO, MARK TOOK THE KEYS.
332
00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:50,602
HE SAID HE'D KEEP 'EM
SAFE INSIDE.
333
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:53,343
- WHAT DID YOU--
334
00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:56,110
- YOU GUYS WANT TO PLAY A GAME?
335
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:59,149
FIRST YOU GIVE ME
ANY IDENTIFICATION YOU HAVE.
336
00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:01,446
THEN YOU PUT THESE SACKS
ON YOUR HEAD.
337
00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:08,918
HOW COME NOBODY
EVER WANTS TO PLAY SACK HEAD?
338
00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:13,525
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP?
339
00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:15,856
- OH, I JUST STARTED READING
THE GREAT GATSBY.
340
00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:17,363
- OHHH.
341
00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:18,574
YEAH, I LOVE THAT BOOK.
342
00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:21,365
I MEAN, AND HOW GREAT
GATSBY WAS, YOU KNOW?
343
00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:23,938
HE WAS--AH, HE WAS...
344
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:25,407
SO GREAT.
345
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,065
LISTEN, WE ALREADY SAID
OUR NIGHT-NIGHT,
346
00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:29,084
SO MM-MM.
347
00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:30,076
LIGHTS OUT.
348
00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:31,537
- BUT UNCLE VINNIE LETS ME READ
349
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:34,384
AS LONG AS I WANT
UNTIL I FALL ASLEEP.
350
00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:35,681
- YEAH, WELL, YOUR UNCLE VINNIE
351
00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:38,322
TRIED TO LIVE ON EGGNOG
FOR A YEAR, SO...
352
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,450
LIGHTS OUT.
353
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:43,264
AGAIN.
354
00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:45,226
- [sighs]
THIS MAKES NO SENSE TO ME.
355
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:46,625
THE LIGHT CANNOT
BE BOTHERING YOU.
356
00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:48,556
YOUR DOOR IS SHUT.
357
00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:50,531
- IT'S NOT THE LIGHT
THAT'S BOTHERING ME.
358
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:54,370
IT'S THE FACT THAT I KNOW THAT
IT'S ON THAT'S BOTHERING ME.
359
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,437
- BUT UNCLE VINNIE--
- UNCLE VINNIE'S NOT HERE, OKAY?
360
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:59,536
RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE WITH
A FUNCTIONING RATIONAL ADULT.
361
00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,909
ST--
362
00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:03,909
NIGHT-NIGHT.
363
00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:09,917
- SO DID I GET US HERE OR WHAT?
364
00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,247
- MAN, I GUESS YOU DID.
- YEAH.
365
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:12,951
- STILL HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE
TO REACH WENDELL.
366
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,553
- OH, FORGET ABOUT THAT, MAN.
367
00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:15,564
WE'RE HERE.
368
00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:16,715
WE'RE SEEING JACK WHITE.
369
00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:18,063
THE TOAD CAME THROUGH.
370
00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:19,228
COUNT ON IT.
TEXT IT.
371
00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:20,456
TWITTER IT.
MARK IT AS READ.
372
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,760
#YOUREWELCOME.
373
00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:24,302
- WHOO! YEAH.
374
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:25,767
WELL, LET'S HIT IT OFF RIGHT,
GET A DRINK BEFORE IT STARTS.
375
00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:27,935
- FO' SHO'.
- YEAH.
376
00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:30,065
- JUST GOT TO FIGURE OUT A WAY
TO FIND SOME TICKETS FIRST.
377
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,240
- HEY, GET THOSE TICKETS, SON.
378
00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:32,238
WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT?
379
00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:33,469
YOU DON'T HAVE ANY TICKETS?
380
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:34,573
- HAVE FAITH.
381
00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:36,244
THERE'S ALWAYS TICKETS
FLOATING AROUND.
382
00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:37,313
I'LL GET SOME.
- NO, NO, NO.
383
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:38,780
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
384
00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:40,508
TOAD...
385
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:42,023
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
386
00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:46,945
YOU BOOKED US A ROOM
AT MARK'S MURDER SHACK
387
00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:48,294
AND CAT FOOD EMPORIUM
388
00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:49,788
WHERE I HAD THE PRIVILEGE
389
00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:54,359
OF LANDSCAPING
MY OWN SHALLOW GRAVE.
390
00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:56,731
WE HAVE BEEN WALKING...
391
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:59,369
THROUGH THE DESERT...
392
00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:01,466
ALL DAY,
393
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:02,968
AND NOW...
394
00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:05,810
NOT ONLY
AM I NOT GONNA SEE MY HERO,
395
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:07,535
JACK WHITE,
396
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,840
I'M MISSING...
397
00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:11,512
WENDELL'S...
398
00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:13,251
CONCERT.
399
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,877
- WAIT.
400
00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:18,553
ARE YOU MAD AT ME?
401
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:23,422
- AUNT WILMA!
402
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:24,693
- WHAT IS IT, WENDELL?
403
00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:26,261
- WHAT DID YOU DO
TO MY ORCHESTRA OUTFIT?
404
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,429
- UM, WASHED IT.
405
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,827
YOU'RE WELCOME.
406
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:32,999
OH--OH...
407
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,040
UH...
408
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:37,165
HEY THERE, TRENDSETTER.
409
00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:41,336
- I'M NOT EVEN SURE
I CAN CLAP THE CYMBALS ANYMORE.
410
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:42,811
- DON'T BE SILLY.
OF COURSE YOU CAN.
411
00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:43,839
COME ON.
412
00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:46,313
[cloth tearing]
413
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:47,313
- DID YOU HEAR THAT?
414
00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:48,324
- YES,
415
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:50,775
AND THAT CLANGING
TOUCHED MY SOUL.
416
00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:53,321
- NO, I MEANT THIS.
417
00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:56,222
- YOU KNOW?
418
00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:58,733
NO ONE'S GONNA EVEN NOTICE THAT.
419
00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:00,055
[cloth tearing]
420
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:03,932
THAT THEY MAY NOTICE.
421
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:09,036
- IT HAS BEEN TWO HOURS.
422
00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:10,866
HOW ARE YOU NOT GETTING THIS?
423
00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:14,543
- THE TOAD!
424
00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:15,881
- I'M LEAVING.
425
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,575
- SO WHAT, YOU'RE JUST
GONNA GO BACK TO L.A.?
426
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:19,707
- I'M GONNA GET AS FAR AWAY
FROM YOU AS POSSIBLE.
427
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:20,712
- CAN I GET A RIDE?
428
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:21,713
- NO!
429
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,854
YOU AND I ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS.
430
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:27,585
- OH, MY GOD.
TOAD.
431
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:28,857
- SEREDA, GRETCHEN.
432
00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:30,585
HOW WEIRD IS THIS?
WHAT'S UP, LADIES?
433
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:31,920
- GOING TO THE JACK WHITE SHOW.
434
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:33,234
A LITTLE GIRLS' NIGHT OUT.
435
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:34,486
- WELL, NOW IT IS.
436
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:35,934
WE CAUGHT
OUR BOYFRIENDS CHEATING,
437
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,228
SO WE HAVE TWO EXTRA TICKETS.
438
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:40,070
- OH, HEY, LADIES.
439
00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:41,367
- IS THIS YOUR FRIEND?
440
00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:43,068
- BEST FRIENDS.
[laughs]
441
00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:44,800
- WELL, DO YOU GUYS
WANT TO GO WITH US?
442
00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:46,114
- ABSOLUTELY.
443
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:47,706
- TAKE THE TICKETS.
WE'LL SEE YOU INSIDE.
444
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:48,707
- WOW, THANKS!
445
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,138
[laughter]
446
00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:53,149
- [chuckles]
447
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:55,646
- THE TOAD!
448
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:57,448
[both yodeling]
449
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:02,193
[duct tape stretching]
450
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:03,919
- MY CLOTHES WEREN'T EVEN DIRTY.
451
00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:06,333
- YEAH, BUT THE CREASES
WERE IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES.
452
00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:08,096
I MEAN, YOU WOULD'VE
LOOKED LIKE AN IDIOT.
453
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:12,701
- AUNT WILMA,
454
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,469
NORMALLY I'M A BIG FAN
OF ANAL RETENTIVE,
455
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:15,467
BUT...
456
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:17,298
WELL, THIS IS TOO MUCH.
457
00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:20,744
UNCLE VINNIE MAY NOT BE THE MOST
FASTIDIOUS PERSON IN THE WORLD,
458
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,740
AND HE MAY THINK FASTIDIOUS
IS THE NEW SEQUEL
459
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:25,382
TO FAST AND FURIOUS,
460
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,348
BUT HE LETS ME MAKE
MY OWN MISTAKES.
461
00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:28,617
- I'M SO SORRY.
I'M SO SORRY.
462
00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:30,175
I DON'T--I DON'T KNOW
WHAT CAME OVER ME.
463
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:31,923
LOOK, HERE.
464
00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:34,148
GONNA HAVE TO GET DOWN--
465
00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:37,224
THERE WE GO.
466
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:39,794
OKAY, I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND
THAT THIS WAS MY FIRST CHANCE
467
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,562
AT BEING A PARENT,
AND I--
468
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:44,461
I WANTED EVERYTHING
TO GO PERFECTLY.
469
00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:46,974
AND, OF COURSE,
I SCREWED IT UP.
470
00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:49,636
JUST LIKE I DO
WITH ALL OF MY OVERNIGHT GUESTS.
471
00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:50,896
[sighs]
472
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,943
WELL, I GUESS
I'M STILL AHEAD OF THE GAME.
473
00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:55,739
YOU DIDN'T STEAL ANYTHING.
474
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,482
- I'M SORRY IT DIDN'T GO WELL,
AUNT WILMA.
475
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:02,049
- I GUESS YOU DO BELONG
WITH VINNIE...
476
00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:03,578
FOR THE TIME BEING.
477
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,953
CAN WE TRY AGAIN SOMETIME?
478
00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:07,852
- I'D LOVE THAT.
479
00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:10,656
mwah!
480
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:12,257
- HOW 'BOUT A COUPLE WEEKS?
481
00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:14,329
- SURE.
I'LL CALL YOU.
482
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:17,457
- THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THE GUY
WHO STOLE MY HUMIDIFIER SAID.
483
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:22,566
[cell phone ringing]
484
00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:23,839
- HEY, IT'S WENDELL.
485
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:24,836
I GOT TO TAKE THIS.
486
00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:26,037
- THE SHOW STARTS IN ONE MINUTE.
487
00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:27,338
ONCE IT DOES,
I CAN'T LET YOU IN.
488
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:28,910
- DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
LET'S GO.
489
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:30,608
- I'LL JUST BE A SECOND.
490
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,680
HEY, WENDELL.
WHAT'S GOING ON, BUDDY?
491
00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:33,879
- HEY, UNCLE VINNIE.
492
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,550
HOPE I'M NOT INTERRUPTING
YOUR FUN TRIP.
493
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:37,578
- NO, NO, NO.
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CALL YOU.
494
00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:38,724
I MISS YOU, MAN.
495
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,088
- ME TOO.
496
00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:41,916
- WELL, SO HOW'S IT GOING
AT AUNT WILMA'S?
497
00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:45,191
- OH, HER PLACE IS IMMACULATE.
PERFECTLY STRUCTURED SCHEDULE.
498
00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:47,292
- OH, THAT--
499
00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:49,304
THAT SOUNDS PRETTY GREAT.
500
00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:52,196
- EH, I HATE IT.
501
00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:53,199
- REALLY?
502
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,200
- YEAH.
503
00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:55,341
I LIKE IT AT YOUR PLACE,
504
00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:58,765
UNIDENTIFIABLE STAINS AND ALL.
505
00:18:58,771 --> 00:19:01,971
- HEY, DON'T YOU MEAN OUR PLACE?
506
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,914
AND, UM, GOOD RULE OF THUMB IS,
IF YOU CAN'T IDENTIFY IT,
507
00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:07,851
IT'S PROBABLY RANCH DRESSING.
508
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:10,115
- HEY, I GOT TO GO.
509
00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:11,316
CONCERT'S ABOUT TO START.
510
00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:13,988
- AH, YEAH, I GOT TO GO TOO.
511
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,216
HEY, WENDELL,
512
00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:17,393
IF YOU LEAVE YOUR PHONE ON,
513
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:18,590
CAN I HEAR THE RECITAL?
514
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:19,761
- HEY, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
515
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:20,989
- COME ON, VINNIE.
516
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,733
JACK WHITE'S ABOUT TO START.
517
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:25,229
- HANG ON A SECOND, BUDDY.
518
00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:26,472
YOU KNOW WHAT?
519
00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:27,766
I'M ON THE PHONE WITH MY KID.
520
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:29,237
I'M GOOD.
521
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:32,571
ALL RIGHT, WENDELL.
I'M READY.
522
00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:33,912
YOU BANG THAT CYMBAL.
523
00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:36,776
- THIS ONE'S FOR YOU,
UNCLE VINNIE.
524
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:39,446
[cymbal crashes]
525
00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:41,046
- ROCK ON, WENDELL!
526
00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:42,107
WHOO!
527
00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:43,454
- [sobbing]
528
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:47,885
HEY, I'M A BOUNCER,
NOT A STATUE.
529
00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:55,761
[elevator dings]
530
00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:58,032
[muffled dance music playing]
531
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,430
- OH!
532
00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:00,472
THANK GOD YOU'RE BACK.
533
00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:01,727
I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP.
534
00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:03,474
I'VE MADE TOO MANY FRIENDS.
535
00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:05,370
THERE'S A RAGING PARTY
GOING ON IN MY APARTMENT,
536
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:06,372
AND NO ONE WILL LEAVE.
537
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:08,173
- OH, TARYN, COME ON.
538
00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:10,244
WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE,
MUSIC CRANKED UP,
539
00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:12,583
SINGING INTO YOUR HAIRBRUSH,
SURROUNDED BY YOUR DOLLS.
540
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:14,079
AW.
- [laughs]
541
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,080
WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE.
542
00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:16,221
- OH.
543
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,975
- NO, SERIOUSLY, IT'S A ZOO.
544
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:19,824
I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP
GETTING THEM OUT.
545
00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:21,219
- LOOK, WE MISSED YOU TOO,
546
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,920
BUT YOU REALLY DON'T NEED
TO GO ON WITH THE CHARADE.
547
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:27,855
- I WORRY ABOUT HER.
- YEAH.
548
00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:32,597
[elevator dings]
549
00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:33,599
- NO. NO, NO.
550
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:34,600
NO MORE PEOPLE, PLEASE.
551
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:36,041
WE'RE ALREADY AT CAPACITY.
552
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:37,765
PLEASE, I RE--
553
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:38,770
NO!
554
00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:41,241
NO, WE ALREADY HAVE A SUSHI GUY.
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