Original subtitles

- HEY!

- STOP THAT.

- STOP WHAT?

I AM MERELY OBSERVING THE HUMAN BREAKFAST RITUAL.

ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR CORN PULP

AND COW SECRETION?

HA!

HAA!

HAAAAAAAA!

- IT'S NOT FUNNY NOW,

AND IT WASN'T FUNNY IN THE SHOWER EARLIER.

- COME ON, IT'S NOT THAT BAD.

- EVERY MORNING, I'M JUST TRYING TO GET TO SCHOOL,

AND YOU SCARE ME WITH SOMETHING.

ALIEN EYES. DRAGON HEAD. MEDIUM-RARE BACON.

- I LIKE IT CHEWY.

- WELL, I DON'T LIKE EATING BREAKFAST

WHILE PIERCING ALIEN EYES STARE AT ME,

AS IF WAITING TO SIGNAL A LARGE-SCALE ATTACK.

- THE STUFF YOU DO BUGS ME.

- LIKE WHAT?

- LIKE, BEING BUGGED BY THE STUFF THAT I DO.

AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, THEY'RE ANDROID EYES.

AN ANDROID WOULD NEVER LAUNCH AN ATTACK FROM SPACE.

HE'D SIMPLY TELL ALL THE ROBOTS AND MACHINES

TO TURN AGAINST THEIR MASTERS.

I MEAN, LET'S BE REAL.

- VINNIE, I'VE BEEN HAVING NIGHTMARES.

- I THINK YOU'RE BEING MELODRAMATIC ABOUT ALL THIS.

I MEAN, IT IS A DUMB, PLASTIC--AAH!

ALL RIGHT, I SEE YOUR POINT.

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- * I NEVER FELT SO GOOD

- * NEVER FELT SO GOOD

- * I NEVER FELT SO GOOD

- * NEVER FELT SO GOOD

- * SO WAIT A MINUTE

* HEY

* I NEVER FELT SO GOOD

- UNCLE VINNIE, WAIT.

I DON'T WANT TO SPEND MY SATURDAY

LOOKING AT MOVIE JUNK.

- WELL, I DON'T WANT TO CHANGE MY SOCKS EVERY DAY,

BUT I DO IT.

- NO, YOU DON'T.

- IT'S AN EXPRESSION.

- NO, IT'S NOT.

- THIS IS MY BUSINESS.

PEOPLE LOVE THE GLAMOUR AND FANTASY OF HOLLYWOOD.

NOW, LET'S GO BUY A BIG BALL OF SNOT.

- BIG BALL OF SNOT?

- YEAH, WE'RE TRYING TO GET

THE ORIGINAL SNOT BALL FROM THE MOVIE THE TROLL KING.

I GOT A GUY WHO'S GONNA GIVE ME $40,000 FOR IT.

WE JUST GOTTA GET IT FROM LORD DEREK.

- WAIT, A LORD IS SELLING YOU HIS SNOT BALL?

DO YOU EVER FEEL BAD ABOUT WHAT YOU DO?

- HEY, WE'RE DOING HIM A FAVOR.

HE SPENT ALL OF HIS OWN MONEY ON THE LAST TROLL SEQUEL.

- WELL, HOW DID IT DO?

- WELL, HE'S SELLING ALL HIS STUFF

AND LIVING IN A STORAGE FACILITY IN VAN NUYS, SO...

THAT WELL.

- TA-DA!

[applause]

ALWAYS THE SHOWMAN!

GOOD, GENTLE PEOPLE,

I THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND ATTENDANCE TODAY.

UH, BEFORE WE SELL OFF MY LIFE'S POSSESSIONS,

I'D LIKE TO SAY TWO THINGS.

UH, ONE--WHAT I DID, I DID TO ENLIGHTEN THE HUMAN SPIRIT.

AND TWO--YOU BREAK IT, YOU BUY IT.

EVERYTHING IS FOR SALE EXCEPT FOR THE BED

AND THE HOT PLATE AND THE ALARM CLOCK.

OH, WHO AM I KIDDING? I DON'T NEED THE ALARM CLOCK.

COME ON IN.

- GO, GO, GO. I SEE IT. I'M GOING IN!

[grunts] NATASHA!

- HELLO, VINCENT.

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY SNOT BALL!

- [grunts]

AS YOU TAUGHT ME MANY YEARS AGO,

IT'S NOT YOURS UNTIL THEY TAKE YOUR MONEY.

- YOU LEARNED A LOT WHEN YOU WORKED FOR ME.

BUT YOU DIDN'T LEARN THIS-- WHAT'S THAT?

AH, IT APPEARS YOU DID.

GIVE IT! - YOU GIVE IT!

- NO, YOU GIVE IT!

AH! - AH!

AHA!

- AH-HA-HA!

I SEE THE VULTURES ARE BUSY PICKING THE CORPSE CLEAN.

- NO, LORD DEREK.

MY NEPHEW AND I

ARE SIMPLY HERE TO PAY HOMAGE TO THE MASTER.

- LORD DEREK, YOU HAVE TO LET ME BUY THIS PROP.

I'M A WOMAN. ALONE.

- OH, BOY.

- I'VE BEEN HURT BY LIFE.

THIS TROLL BOOGER COULD HEAL MY SOUL.

HELP ME, PLEASE, MY SWEET LORD...

DEREK.

- I AM SO MOVED. - YEAH.

- UM, EXCUSE ME. UH, HOW MUCH FOR THE LOCK?

- UH, IT DOESN'T BELONG TO ME,

SO I'LL LET YOU HAVE IT FOR $100.

- AWESOME. - COME HERE, COME HERE.

HE'S GONNA GIVE HER THE SNOT BALL UNLESS YOU HELP ME.

YOU HAVE TO PRETEND TO LOVE THE TROLL KING.

IT'LL MEAN MORE, COMING FROM A KID.

OH, AND PRETEND YOU'RE A KID.

- BUT I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN HIS MOVIE. I DON'T WANT TO LIE.

- IT'S A TEENY LIE. EVERYONE LIES.

- I DON'T. - LIAR!

WAIT, YOUR LORDSHIP!

MAY I PLEASE INTRODUCE WENDELL BASSETT,

YOUR BIGGEST FAN.

- BIGGEST--? OH, MY GOODNESS.

YOUNG MAN, IS THAT TRUE?

- OF COURSE, IT'S TRUE.

THE TROLL KING IS HIS FAVORITE MOVIE OF ALL TIME.

IT MEANS THE WORLD TO HIM.

- OF ALL TIME? WELL!

- LISTEN, I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO PLAY THIS CARD,

BUT I HAVE SIX WEEKS TO LIVE.

- WELL, HANG ON, HANG ON, HANG ON.

TELL HIM HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HIS MOVIE.

COME ON.

- UH, WELL, UM, TO US KIDS,

THE TROLL KING ISN'T JUST A MOVIE,

IT'S A WAY OF LIFE.

- A WAY OF LIFE. - YEAH.

JUST WATCHING HOW THE TROLL KING...

HOW HE... - SPECIFICALLY...

- HE TAMED THE DRAGON OF ELDAR,

USING ONLY A TORCH AND A SONG BY RIHANNA.

- OH, SUCH A GREAT SONG!

AND WHAT ABOUT YOU, LAD?

IS IT REALLY YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE OF ALL TIME?

- YES.

- YOUNG MAN, YOU HAVE BROUGHT JOY

BACK TO THIS STORAGE UNIT.

THE BALL WILL BE MY GIFT TO YOU.

AND THAT'LL BE $15,000.

- OH.

- HOW MUCH DID THIS COST?

- $15,000.

- WELL, IF YOU WANT ANOTHER ONE FOR HALF THAT PRICE,

I'LL LET YOU CLEAN MY SHOWER DRAIN.

[loud thud]

[loud thud]

[stomping]

[loud thud]

- IS WENDELL UPSET?

- I DON'T THINK SO.

AND I'M PRETTY GOOD AT READING KIDS.

- OF COURSE I'M UPSET!

- I DON'T THINK SO.

I'M PRETTY GOOD AT READING KIDS.

LOOK, YOU TOLD AN OLD, BROKE GUY YOU LIKED HIS MOVIE.

IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD.

- IT IS TO ME. - WELL, GET OVER IT.

SOMETIMES LYING'S THE ONLY WAY TO DO THE RIGHT THING.

- NEW DRESS. HOW DO I LOOK?

- ABSOLUTELY STUNNING. SEE?

SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO KNOW HER DRESS IS UGLY.

- AUNT WILMA, UNCLE VINNIE MADE ME LIE.

- THAT'S AWFUL.

- HE'S MAKING A BIG DEAL OUT OF NOTHING.

- WELL, CLEARLY IT'S NOT NOTHING TO HIM.

YOU CAN'T JUST IGNORE HIS FEELINGS.

AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE TEACHING HIM NOT TO LIE.

- AND THIS IS COMING FROM A LAWYER?

- YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TEACH HIM, NOT ME.

I'M LICENSED BY THE STATE TO LIE.

- I NEVER LIE. - AHA!

- OH, COME ON. EVER?

- WHAT ABOUT WHEN YOU BREAK UP WITH A GUY?

- I TELL THEM THE TRUTH.

USUALLY THEY WIND UP THANKING ME FOR MY HONESTY.

- ALL RIGHT, LISTEN.

THERE'S THIS GUY THAT I'M HAVING SOME--

[loud thud]

WENDELL, WE ARE TALKING!

ANYWAY, THERE'S THIS GUY I'VE BEEN SEEING,

AND I WANT TO BREAK UP WITH HIM, BUT I JUST CAN'T.

- WAIT. YOU?

YOU ONCE DUMPED A GUY AT HIS OWN MOM'S FUNERAL.

- YEAH, YES, BUT, "A," HE HAD THE MOST ANNOYING SOB,

AND "B," HE WAS A JERK.

I MEAN, DUSTY'S SWEET AND FRAGILE,

AND IF I BROKE UP WITH HIM, I THINK IT WOULD DESTROY HIM.

[stifled laughter]

YOU SHUT UP! I'M ADORABLE!

- I'LL BET YOU 200 BUCKS

I CAN BREAK UP WITH HIM FOR YOU,

AND HE'LL WIND UP THANKING YOU FOR IT.

- REALLY? I MEAN, THAT WOULD BE A HUGE RELIEF.

NEXT WEEKEND, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GO BALLOONING.

- HOT AIR BALLOONING? - NO.

- WHY IS EVERYONE IGNORING ME?

I'M UPSET THAT VINNIE MADE ME LIE, AND I'M EVEN MORE UPSET

THAT NO ONE IS LISTENING TO ME ABOUT IT!

- WENDELL, I-I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE HERE.

- YOU'LL PAY. YOU'LL ALL PAY!

- WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?

- IT'S YOU. VINNIE'S LITTLE HENCHMAN.

WHAT, DID YOU COME HERE TO THROW YOUR VICTORY IN MY FACE?

- NO. - GOOD.

'CAUSE I'LL HAVE NO FACE THROWING!

- WELL, I'VE COME HERE TO SELL SOMETHING.

- AND I'M THE MIDDLE MAN.

- OKAY, LET ME GET MY SALES BOOK.

- I WANT TO SELL DATA'S EYES.

- UH-UH. THIS GOES THROUGH THE MIDDLE MAN.

HE WANTS TO SELL DATA'S EYES.

MY WORK HERE IS DONE.

- UH, NO.

THESE HIGH-TICKET ITEMS ARE TOO HARD TO SELL.

GARY BUSEY'S PILL ORGANIZER

JUST SITS THERE, COLLECTING DUST.

- WELL, WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU CAN HAVE THEM FOR NOTHING?

- I'D SAY YOU WERE A LIAR.

- WELL, THAT'S THE POINT. I'M NOT.

AND MAYBE THIS WILL WAKE VINNIE UP TO THE FACT

THAT MAKING ME LIE IS NOT OKAY.

- LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.

IS THIS JUST A REVENGE SALE?

- YEAH. IS THAT A PROBLEM?

- NO. I JUST NEED MY REVENGE SALES BOOK.

JUST TO BE CLEAR,

ONCE I BUY THIS, YOU CAN'T HAVE IT BACK.

I'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT OF REVENGE SALES.

- WOW, REALLY?

- YEAH, WELL, YOU DON'T SELL

YOUR HUSBAND'S NOLAN RYAN ROOKIE CARD

IF YOUR MARRIAGE IS GOING GREAT.

- I GET IT--NO RETURNS. JUST TAKE THEM.

- OH, NO, NO, NO. I HAVE TO PAY FOR IT.

- NO, I DON'T WANT MONEY.

I JUST WANT VINNIE TO PAY ATTENTION TO MY FEELINGS.

- WELL, I WANT MONEY. IT'S $1,000.

- NO. $5. - $500.

- $10. - $100.

- $20. - $50.

- FINE, $50.

- YOU GUYS DRIVE A WEIRD BARGAIN.

- WHAT PART OF "MIDDLE" DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

- WENDELL? I'M HOME. I BROUGHT TACOS!

I BROUGHT NACHOS!

WENDELL? HEY!

[claps]

- WELCOME HOME, UNCLE VINNIE.

- LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE STILL A LITTLE PEEVED,

SO I STOPPED BY THE LEARNING STORE,

AND WHEN I PICKED THIS UP,

THE NERD AT THE COUNTER WAS LIKE...

SO I KNEW YOU'D LIKE IT.

WHAT?

- A REAL SPECTROMETER.

THOUGHTFUL, BUT UNNECESSARY.

I'M FINE.

[claps]

- FINE? WHY ARE YOU FINE?

- BECAUSE I GOT REVENGE.

HA HA!

THIS IS GONNA BE SO SWEET.

I TOOK YOUR BELOVED DATA EYES AND SOLD THEM.

HA HA!

- YOU SOLD MY STAR TREK DATA EYES?

THAT WAS THE FIRST COLLECTIBLE I EVER BOUGHT.

- YEP.

AND NOW THEY'RE IN THE HANDS OF YOUR ARCH-NEMESIS, NATASHA.

HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?

- SAD. REALLY, REALLY SAD.

- BUT ANGRY, TOO, RIGHT?

COME ON, GET UP. UP, UP, UP, UP. COME ON, COME ON.

GRRRR.

- THIS IS ALL MY FAULT. - WHAT?

- WENDELL, I MUST'VE REALLY HURT YOU

TO MAKE YOU LASH OUT AT ME LIKE THIS.

WILL YOU EVER FORGIVE ME?

- OKAY, YOU'RE NOT DOING THIS RIGHT.

- I PROMISE I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU.

- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ANGRY AND THROWING THINGS AROUND.

JUST A LITTLE TIP--TRY KICKING OPEN THE KITCHEN DOOR.

IT MAKES A SATISFYING CLUNK.

OH, YEAH. THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT. COME ON!

I'M READY TO TAKE MY MEDICINE!

- I'M--I'M TRULY SORRY. I...

- NO, THAT'S NOT MY MEDICINE.

UNCLE VINNIE, COME ON.

YOU'VE GOTTA GET OUT YOUR ANGER SOMEHOW!

DON'T USE YOUR TOOTHBRUSH!

- DUSTY, THIS IS TARYN.

- OH. I'M KIND OF SURPRISED TO MEET YOU.

I MEAN, WILMA HAS TALKED A LOT ABOUT YOU, BUT...

- OH, REALLY? WHAT DID SHE SAY?

- THE EXACT WORDS ARE NOT IMPORTANT.

WHAT'S IMPORTANT HERE IS THAT SHE IS HERE

TO HELP US MOVE ON TO THE NEXT STAGE OF OUR RELATIONSHIP.

- OH, WELL, THEN I'M ALL EARS.

I LOVE WILMA. SHE'S MY WORLD.

HER AND MY DARTBOARD.

- THAT'S NOT A GREAT WORLD.

- WAIT! HONEY, I MADE YOU THIS MACARONI BOWL

BECAUSE YOU SAID HOW MUCH YOU LIKE MACARONI

AND I'VE SEEN YOU USE BOWLS.

- SO, WHAT DO YOU DO, DUSTY?

- ODD JOBS. - NOTHING STEADY?

- OH, NO, THEY'RE STEADY. JUST REALLY ODD.

- I'M A COSTUMED MOUSE AT A GUATEMALAN PIZZA THEATER.

AND I'M A DRUG TESTER AT A LARGE PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANY.

- YEAH, THAT'S HOW WE MET.

WE WERE GOING TO SUE THE COMPANY FOR A CONDITION THAT HE HAS.

- I THINK I SEE IT.

- YEAH. TURNS OUT HE DID THIS BEFORE THE DRUG TESTING.

IT'S APPARENTLY VOLUNTARY.

- JUST FEELS GOOD TO CONVULSE, YOU KNOW?

- DUSTY, I'M GOING TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST WITH YOU,

AND I WANT YOU TO APPRECIATE

THE CLARITY AND KINDNESS WITH WHICH I SAY THIS.

- READY. WAIT.

OKAY.

- WILMA ISN'T THE RIGHT WOMAN FOR YOU.

- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

- SHE NEEDS SOMEONE MORE POWERFUL, AMBITIOUS.

- YOU WANT TO SEE POWER? HERE!

[soft thud]

IT'S WHOLE GRAIN SEMOLINA,

THE MOST DURABLE MACARONI IN THE WORLD.

BUT YOU CAN SEE HOW ANGRY I AM.

- SURE YOU CAN HANDLE THIS?

I KNOW PEOPLE,

AND THE ONES I DON'T KNOW, I CAN GET TO.

- THIS IS MY MESS. I NEED TO CLEAN IT UP.

- I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW, IF YOU NEED IT,

I'M WILLING TO KICK BACK SOME OF MY COMMISSION.

- JUST SOME? - I'VE GOT EXPENSES.

- THANKS.

- OH! - HI, NATASHA.

- YEAH, HI, WENDELL, HI.

I'M JUST PUTTING THIS AWAY.

- UM, THIS IS AWKWARD,

BUT I'M GONNA NEED THE EYES BACK.

- NO PROBLEM. - REALLY?

- YES.

JUST PAY ME $50,000.

I'LL WRAP IT RIGHT UP FOR YOU.

YOU WANT A HANDLE BAG?

- I ONLY HAVE $30.

- I GAVE YOU $50. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REST?

- EXPENSES.

LOOK, I REALLY NEED THE EYES BACK.

I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW MUCH THEY MEANT TO VINNIE.

- SAVE IT.

I'VE HEARD TOO MANY SOB STORIES TO BE AFFECTED.

- WELL, WHAT IF I TOLD YOU, SELLING THEM TO YOU

IS PROBABLY THE MOST HURTFUL THING I COULD HAVE EVER DONE,

AND I DID IT TO A MAN WHO TOOK ME IN,

WHO GAVE ME A HOME WHEN I LOST EVERYTHING,

AND I CAN'T LIVE WITH MYSELF,

KNOWING I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT KIND OF PAIN.

SO, I'M BEGGING YOU,

PLEASE LET ME MAKE VINNIE HAPPY AGAIN.

- NOPE, NOT AFFECTED. STILL GOT IT.

- YOU WERE THE VERY BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME!

- OH, YOU POOR SAD MAN.

- THIS HONESTY THING OF YOURS REALLY STINKS.

- HEY, I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO FINISH.

I JUST NEED A MOMENT ALONE WITH DUSTY

AND HE'LL BE FINE.

- REALLY?

YOU THINK A FEW SENTENCES

CAN ERASE THE MEMORY OF ALL THIS?

- EXCUSE US.

- HEY. OH!

- WILMA, HI. I SEE IT NOW.

WHAT WE HAD WAS NICE, BUT IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON.

- YOU'RE REALLY OKAY WITH THIS?

- YEAH. I'M OKAY. I STILL HAVE DARTBOARD.

THANKS FOR THE TRUTH.

- OH, YEAH. OKAY.

WELL, UH...

LOOKS LIKE I OWE YOU SOME MONEY.

WELL, GOOD-BYE, DUSTY.

- BYE...

WILMA.

- OKAY, HERE'S YOUR SPLIT.

- THANKS FOR TELLING ME ABOUT THE BET.

IT'S LIKE A DAY IN THE MOUSE SUIT

WITHOUT THE KIDS KICKING ME IN THE NARDS.

- WENDELL, IT'S NOT NECESSARY.

HONESTLY, YOUR FEELINGS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE EYES.

- THEN DON'T GET THEM FOR YOU.

GET THEM FOR ME.

I FEEL TOO BAD ABOUT WHAT I DID.

- OKAY, WAIT OUTSIDE. THIS IS GONNA GET UGLY.

- OH, HELLO, VINNIE.

- PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, CAN I HAVE THE EYES BACK?

PLEASE.

- NO. I TOOK YOU IN.

I TAUGHT YOU THIS BUSINESS,

HOPING THAT SOMEDAY MAYBE WE COULD BE PARTNERS,

AND YOU WALKED OUT.

- BEFORE I QUIT, I ASKED YOU

IF THERE WAS ROOM FOR ME TO GROW AT THE STORE,

AND YOU SAID, "NO. NO ROOM. NO."

- THAT'S AN EXPRESSION.

- UH, EXCUSE ME.

I HEARD YOU HAVE THE ORIGINAL EYES FOR DATA.

- YOU'RE--YOU'RE-- YOU'RE BRENT SPINER!

YOU'RE DATA!

THOSE ARE HIS EYES FROM STAR TREK!

- THAT'S RIGHT.

I GET EXCITED WHEN I SEE ME, TOO.

I WANTED A PAIR OF THE ORIGINAL EYES.

- TO REMEMBER YOUR CHARACTER BY?

- NO, A LAWSUIT. I THINK THEY DID REAL DAMAGE.

- YEAH, WELL, I HAVE THEM RIGHT HERE.

- OH! OH, YE-- OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.

UH, DO YOU HAVE THE AUTHENTIC EYES?

- THESE ARE AUTHENTIC.

- NO, THE REAL ONES HAD A STAMP IN THE CORNER.

A VERY PAINFUL STAMP.

- EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU SURE?

- OH, YEAH. LOOK AT THESE.

IT'S LIKE AN ICE RINK BEFORE THE ZAMBONI.

- SO, THESE ARE WORTHLESS.

- WELL, I'LL GIVE YOU 100 BUCKS FOR THEM.

- WHY?

- BECAUSE THEY'LL ALWAYS REMIND ME

TO LISTEN TO WENDELL.

- ALL RIGHT, IT'S A DEAL.

I HAVE TO BE HONEST.

IT WAS REALLY NICE SEEING YOU AGAIN.

- IT'S FUNNY. I KINDA FEEL THE SAME WAY.

- I STILL HOPE YOUR BUSINESS FAILS!

- I KNOW.

- THANKS, MR. SPINER.

- ALL RIGHT, IT'S DONE.

NOW YOU TELL YOUR LITTLE PAL LACY

TO GET OFF MY BACK.

- WHAT'S GOING ON? - THE EYES ARE LEGIT.

- THEN WHY'D YOU LIE?

- I ASKED HIM TO.

I STILL THINK LYING'S WRONG, BUT SOMETIMES

IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO DO THE RIGHT THING.

- THANKS, WENDELL.

- ALL RIGHT, LOOK, THIS IS ALL VERY TOUCHING.

BUT SERIOUSLY, TELL THAT LITTLE GIRL TO BACK OFF!

MY FAMILY'S STAYING IN A HOTEL.

- LACY REALLY CAN GET TO ANYONE.

- SHE LOVES HER WORK.

- THESE EYES SHOULD STAY OUT HERE, IN A PLACE OF HONOR.

- REALLY? - YEAH.

NOW THAT I KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN TO YOU,

OR TO US, THEY'RE NOT SO SCARY ANYMORE.

NO. STILL SCARY.

THESE ARE GOING BACK IN THE 'FRIGERATOR.

- OKAY, GREAT.

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