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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,145 --> 00:00:13,105 - HEY! 2 00:00:13,214 --> 00:00:15,084 - STOP THAT. 3 00:00:15,183 --> 00:00:17,593 - STOP WHAT? 4 00:00:17,685 --> 00:00:20,785 I AM MERELY OBSERVING THE HUMAN BREAKFAST RITUAL. 5 00:00:20,888 --> 00:00:24,018 ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR CORN PULP 6 00:00:24,125 --> 00:00:26,655 AND COW SECRETION? 7 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:27,660 HA! 8 00:00:27,761 --> 00:00:28,661 HAA! 9 00:00:28,762 --> 00:00:31,732 HAAAAAAAA! 10 00:00:31,832 --> 00:00:32,972 - IT'S NOT FUNNY NOW, 11 00:00:33,067 --> 00:00:35,137 AND IT WASN'T FUNNY IN THE SHOWER EARLIER. 12 00:00:35,236 --> 00:00:37,736 - COME ON, IT'S NOT THAT BAD. 13 00:00:37,838 --> 00:00:39,308 - EVERY MORNING, I'M JUST TRYING TO GET TO SCHOOL, 14 00:00:39,407 --> 00:00:40,967 AND YOU SCARE ME WITH SOMETHING. 15 00:00:41,075 --> 00:00:44,275 ALIEN EYES. DRAGON HEAD. MEDIUM-RARE BACON. 16 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:46,478 - I LIKE IT CHEWY. 17 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:48,320 - WELL, I DON'T LIKE EATING BREAKFAST 18 00:00:48,416 --> 00:00:50,116 WHILE PIERCING ALIEN EYES STARE AT ME, 19 00:00:50,218 --> 00:00:52,548 AS IF WAITING TO SIGNAL A LARGE-SCALE ATTACK. 20 00:00:52,653 --> 00:00:54,023 - THE STUFF YOU DO BUGS ME. 21 00:00:54,122 --> 00:00:55,362 - LIKE WHAT? 22 00:00:55,456 --> 00:00:58,856 - LIKE, BEING BUGGED BY THE STUFF THAT I DO. 23 00:00:58,959 --> 00:01:01,459 AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, THEY'RE ANDROID EYES. 24 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:04,032 AN ANDROID WOULD NEVER LAUNCH AN ATTACK FROM SPACE. 25 00:01:04,132 --> 00:01:06,472 HE'D SIMPLY TELL ALL THE ROBOTS AND MACHINES 26 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,197 TO TURN AGAINST THEIR MASTERS. 27 00:01:08,302 --> 00:01:10,172 I MEAN, LET'S BE REAL. 28 00:01:10,271 --> 00:01:12,611 - VINNIE, I'VE BEEN HAVING NIGHTMARES. 29 00:01:12,706 --> 00:01:15,836 - I THINK YOU'RE BEING MELODRAMATIC ABOUT ALL THIS. 30 00:01:15,943 --> 00:01:20,153 I MEAN, IT IS A DUMB, PLASTIC--AAH! 31 00:01:27,188 --> 00:01:29,288 ALL RIGHT, I SEE YOUR POINT. 32 00:01:31,159 --> 00:01:34,059 [quirky brass music] 33 00:01:34,162 --> 00:01:35,162 * 34 00:01:35,229 --> 00:01:37,059 - * I NEVER FELT SO GOOD 35 00:01:37,165 --> 00:01:38,865 - * NEVER FELT SO GOOD 36 00:01:38,966 --> 00:01:40,996 - * I NEVER FELT SO GOOD 37 00:01:41,169 --> 00:01:43,369 - * NEVER FELT SO GOOD 38 00:01:43,471 --> 00:01:46,041 - * SO WAIT A MINUTE 39 00:01:46,174 --> 00:01:47,184 * HEY 40 00:01:47,208 --> 00:01:49,478 * I NEVER FELT SO GOOD 41 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:55,624 - UNCLE VINNIE, WAIT. 42 00:01:55,716 --> 00:01:56,876 I DON'T WANT TO SPEND MY SATURDAY 43 00:01:56,984 --> 00:01:58,194 LOOKING AT MOVIE JUNK. 44 00:01:58,286 --> 00:02:00,186 - WELL, I DON'T WANT TO CHANGE MY SOCKS EVERY DAY, 45 00:02:00,254 --> 00:02:01,594 BUT I DO IT. 46 00:02:01,689 --> 00:02:02,889 - NO, YOU DON'T. 47 00:02:02,990 --> 00:02:04,630 - IT'S AN EXPRESSION. 48 00:02:04,725 --> 00:02:06,185 - NO, IT'S NOT. 49 00:02:06,227 --> 00:02:07,397 - THIS IS MY BUSINESS. 50 00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:10,425 PEOPLE LOVE THE GLAMOUR AND FANTASY OF HOLLYWOOD. 51 00:02:10,531 --> 00:02:13,331 NOW, LET'S GO BUY A BIG BALL OF SNOT. 52 00:02:13,434 --> 00:02:14,844 - BIG BALL OF SNOT? 53 00:02:14,935 --> 00:02:16,235 - YEAH, WE'RE TRYING TO GET 54 00:02:16,337 --> 00:02:18,337 THE ORIGINAL SNOT BALL FROM THE MOVIE THE TROLL KING. 55 00:02:18,439 --> 00:02:21,209 I GOT A GUY WHO'S GONNA GIVE ME $40,000 FOR IT. 56 00:02:21,275 --> 00:02:23,505 WE JUST GOTTA GET IT FROM LORD DEREK. 57 00:02:23,611 --> 00:02:25,951 - WAIT, A LORD IS SELLING YOU HIS SNOT BALL? 58 00:02:26,046 --> 00:02:28,476 DO YOU EVER FEEL BAD ABOUT WHAT YOU DO? 59 00:02:28,582 --> 00:02:30,722 - HEY, WE'RE DOING HIM A FAVOR. 60 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:33,648 HE SPENT ALL OF HIS OWN MONEY ON THE LAST TROLL SEQUEL. 61 00:02:33,754 --> 00:02:34,964 - WELL, HOW DID IT DO? 62 00:02:35,055 --> 00:02:36,285 - WELL, HE'S SELLING ALL HIS STUFF 63 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:41,060 AND LIVING IN A STORAGE FACILITY IN VAN NUYS, SO... 64 00:02:41,229 --> 00:02:43,529 THAT WELL. 65 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:46,696 - TA-DA! 66 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:49,340 [applause] 67 00:02:49,437 --> 00:02:52,037 ALWAYS THE SHOWMAN! 68 00:02:52,139 --> 00:02:53,339 GOOD, GENTLE PEOPLE, 69 00:02:53,441 --> 00:02:55,281 I THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND ATTENDANCE TODAY. 70 00:02:55,376 --> 00:02:58,776 UH, BEFORE WE SELL OFF MY LIFE'S POSSESSIONS, 71 00:02:58,879 --> 00:03:00,649 I'D LIKE TO SAY TWO THINGS. 72 00:03:00,748 --> 00:03:05,948 UH, ONE--WHAT I DID, I DID TO ENLIGHTEN THE HUMAN SPIRIT. 73 00:03:06,053 --> 00:03:08,063 AND TWO--YOU BREAK IT, YOU BUY IT. 74 00:03:08,155 --> 00:03:10,355 EVERYTHING IS FOR SALE EXCEPT FOR THE BED 75 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:13,388 AND THE HOT PLATE AND THE ALARM CLOCK. 76 00:03:13,494 --> 00:03:15,464 OH, WHO AM I KIDDING? I DON'T NEED THE ALARM CLOCK. 77 00:03:15,563 --> 00:03:16,563 COME ON IN. 78 00:03:16,664 --> 00:03:20,104 - GO, GO, GO. I SEE IT. I'M GOING IN! 79 00:03:20,268 --> 00:03:22,638 [grunts] NATASHA! 80 00:03:22,736 --> 00:03:23,796 - HELLO, VINCENT. 81 00:03:23,904 --> 00:03:25,174 GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY SNOT BALL! 82 00:03:25,273 --> 00:03:26,273 - [grunts] 83 00:03:26,374 --> 00:03:28,184 AS YOU TAUGHT ME MANY YEARS AGO, 84 00:03:28,276 --> 00:03:30,476 IT'S NOT YOURS UNTIL THEY TAKE YOUR MONEY. 85 00:03:30,578 --> 00:03:32,678 - YOU LEARNED A LOT WHEN YOU WORKED FOR ME. 86 00:03:32,780 --> 00:03:36,780 BUT YOU DIDN'T LEARN THIS-- WHAT'S THAT? 87 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:40,094 AH, IT APPEARS YOU DID. 88 00:03:40,187 --> 00:03:41,387 GIVE IT! - YOU GIVE IT! 89 00:03:41,489 --> 00:03:42,519 - NO, YOU GIVE IT! 90 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:44,163 AH! - AH! 91 00:03:44,292 --> 00:03:45,292 AHA! 92 00:03:45,359 --> 00:03:48,629 - AH-HA-HA! 93 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:51,799 I SEE THE VULTURES ARE BUSY PICKING THE CORPSE CLEAN. 94 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:53,369 - NO, LORD DEREK. 95 00:03:53,467 --> 00:03:55,067 MY NEPHEW AND I 96 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:57,068 ARE SIMPLY HERE TO PAY HOMAGE TO THE MASTER. 97 00:03:57,170 --> 00:04:01,070 - LORD DEREK, YOU HAVE TO LET ME BUY THIS PROP. 98 00:04:01,174 --> 00:04:04,384 I'M A WOMAN. ALONE. 99 00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:05,848 - OH, BOY. 100 00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:09,046 - I'VE BEEN HURT BY LIFE. 101 00:04:09,149 --> 00:04:14,519 THIS TROLL BOOGER COULD HEAL MY SOUL. 102 00:04:14,622 --> 00:04:19,162 HELP ME, PLEASE, MY SWEET LORD... 103 00:04:19,327 --> 00:04:21,027 DEREK. 104 00:04:21,128 --> 00:04:23,028 - I AM SO MOVED. - YEAH. 105 00:04:23,130 --> 00:04:25,730 - UM, EXCUSE ME. UH, HOW MUCH FOR THE LOCK? 106 00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:27,473 - UH, IT DOESN'T BELONG TO ME, 107 00:04:27,568 --> 00:04:29,568 SO I'LL LET YOU HAVE IT FOR $100. 108 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:31,340 - AWESOME. - COME HERE, COME HERE. 109 00:04:31,405 --> 00:04:33,735 HE'S GONNA GIVE HER THE SNOT BALL UNLESS YOU HELP ME. 110 00:04:33,841 --> 00:04:35,211 YOU HAVE TO PRETEND TO LOVE THE TROLL KING. 111 00:04:35,343 --> 00:04:36,983 IT'LL MEAN MORE, COMING FROM A KID. 112 00:04:37,077 --> 00:04:38,747 OH, AND PRETEND YOU'RE A KID. 113 00:04:38,846 --> 00:04:42,016 - BUT I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN HIS MOVIE. I DON'T WANT TO LIE. 114 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,615 - IT'S A TEENY LIE. EVERYONE LIES. 115 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:45,947 - I DON'T. - LIAR! 116 00:04:46,053 --> 00:04:47,223 WAIT, YOUR LORDSHIP! 117 00:04:47,355 --> 00:04:49,685 MAY I PLEASE INTRODUCE WENDELL BASSETT, 118 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:51,990 YOUR BIGGEST FAN. 119 00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:56,162 - BIGGEST--? OH, MY GOODNESS. 120 00:04:56,263 --> 00:04:58,503 YOUNG MAN, IS THAT TRUE? 121 00:04:58,599 --> 00:05:00,369 - OF COURSE, IT'S TRUE. 122 00:05:00,434 --> 00:05:01,874 THE TROLL KING IS HIS FAVORITE MOVIE OF ALL TIME. 123 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:03,139 IT MEANS THE WORLD TO HIM. 124 00:05:03,236 --> 00:05:04,466 - OF ALL TIME? WELL! 125 00:05:04,572 --> 00:05:06,012 - LISTEN, I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO PLAY THIS CARD, 126 00:05:06,106 --> 00:05:10,376 BUT I HAVE SIX WEEKS TO LIVE. 127 00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:12,178 - WELL, HANG ON, HANG ON, HANG ON. 128 00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:14,849 TELL HIM HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HIS MOVIE. 129 00:05:14,948 --> 00:05:16,148 COME ON. 130 00:05:16,249 --> 00:05:20,589 - UH, WELL, UM, TO US KIDS, 131 00:05:20,688 --> 00:05:23,088 THE TROLL KING ISN'T JUST A MOVIE, 132 00:05:23,190 --> 00:05:25,860 IT'S A WAY OF LIFE. 133 00:05:25,959 --> 00:05:27,229 - A WAY OF LIFE. - YEAH. 134 00:05:27,395 --> 00:05:32,765 JUST WATCHING HOW THE TROLL KING... 135 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:35,936 HOW HE... - SPECIFICALLY... 136 00:05:36,036 --> 00:05:38,166 - HE TAMED THE DRAGON OF ELDAR, 137 00:05:38,271 --> 00:05:41,541 USING ONLY A TORCH AND A SONG BY RIHANNA. 138 00:05:41,642 --> 00:05:43,742 - OH, SUCH A GREAT SONG! 139 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:45,414 AND WHAT ABOUT YOU, LAD? 140 00:05:45,479 --> 00:05:48,179 IS IT REALLY YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE OF ALL TIME? 141 00:05:56,424 --> 00:05:57,564 - YES. 142 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:01,630 - YOUNG MAN, YOU HAVE BROUGHT JOY 143 00:06:01,729 --> 00:06:03,429 BACK TO THIS STORAGE UNIT. 144 00:06:03,464 --> 00:06:06,334 THE BALL WILL BE MY GIFT TO YOU. 145 00:06:06,434 --> 00:06:07,704 AND THAT'LL BE $15,000. 146 00:06:07,801 --> 00:06:09,071 - OH. 147 00:06:11,439 --> 00:06:12,639 - HOW MUCH DID THIS COST? 148 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:14,170 - $15,000. 149 00:06:14,274 --> 00:06:15,684 - WELL, IF YOU WANT ANOTHER ONE FOR HALF THAT PRICE, 150 00:06:15,776 --> 00:06:18,206 I'LL LET YOU CLEAN MY SHOWER DRAIN. 151 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:23,923 [loud thud] 152 00:06:25,318 --> 00:06:26,448 [loud thud] 153 00:06:27,655 --> 00:06:30,555 [stomping] 154 00:06:30,658 --> 00:06:32,158 [loud thud] 155 00:06:32,259 --> 00:06:33,529 - IS WENDELL UPSET? 156 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:35,997 - I DON'T THINK SO. 157 00:06:36,096 --> 00:06:38,226 AND I'M PRETTY GOOD AT READING KIDS. 158 00:06:38,331 --> 00:06:40,471 - OF COURSE I'M UPSET! 159 00:06:40,534 --> 00:06:43,804 - I DON'T THINK SO. 160 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:46,844 I'M PRETTY GOOD AT READING KIDS. 161 00:06:46,940 --> 00:06:49,540 LOOK, YOU TOLD AN OLD, BROKE GUY YOU LIKED HIS MOVIE. 162 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:50,683 IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD. 163 00:06:50,778 --> 00:06:52,478 - IT IS TO ME. - WELL, GET OVER IT. 164 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:54,853 SOMETIMES LYING'S THE ONLY WAY TO DO THE RIGHT THING. 165 00:06:56,216 --> 00:06:58,686 - NEW DRESS. HOW DO I LOOK? 166 00:06:58,786 --> 00:07:01,856 - ABSOLUTELY STUNNING. SEE? 167 00:07:01,955 --> 00:07:04,285 SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO KNOW HER DRESS IS UGLY. 168 00:07:04,391 --> 00:07:06,731 - AUNT WILMA, UNCLE VINNIE MADE ME LIE. 169 00:07:06,827 --> 00:07:07,827 - THAT'S AWFUL. 170 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:09,758 - HE'S MAKING A BIG DEAL OUT OF NOTHING. 171 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:11,703 - WELL, CLEARLY IT'S NOT NOTHING TO HIM. 172 00:07:11,799 --> 00:07:13,499 YOU CAN'T JUST IGNORE HIS FEELINGS. 173 00:07:13,534 --> 00:07:15,944 AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE TEACHING HIM NOT TO LIE. 174 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:19,106 - AND THIS IS COMING FROM A LAWYER? 175 00:07:19,206 --> 00:07:20,966 - YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TEACH HIM, NOT ME. 176 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:24,144 I'M LICENSED BY THE STATE TO LIE. 177 00:07:24,244 --> 00:07:26,014 - I NEVER LIE. - AHA! 178 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:28,253 - OH, COME ON. EVER? 179 00:07:28,348 --> 00:07:30,248 - WHAT ABOUT WHEN YOU BREAK UP WITH A GUY? 180 00:07:30,350 --> 00:07:31,520 - I TELL THEM THE TRUTH. 181 00:07:31,619 --> 00:07:34,589 USUALLY THEY WIND UP THANKING ME FOR MY HONESTY. 182 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:35,788 - ALL RIGHT, LISTEN. 183 00:07:35,889 --> 00:07:36,819 THERE'S THIS GUY THAT I'M HAVING SOME-- 184 00:07:36,924 --> 00:07:39,534 [loud thud] 185 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:42,260 WENDELL, WE ARE TALKING! 186 00:07:44,865 --> 00:07:46,965 ANYWAY, THERE'S THIS GUY I'VE BEEN SEEING, 187 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:48,897 AND I WANT TO BREAK UP WITH HIM, BUT I JUST CAN'T. 188 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:50,402 - WAIT. YOU? 189 00:07:50,538 --> 00:07:53,068 YOU ONCE DUMPED A GUY AT HIS OWN MOM'S FUNERAL. 190 00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:57,553 - YEAH, YES, BUT, "A," HE HAD THE MOST ANNOYING SOB, 191 00:07:57,611 --> 00:08:00,081 AND "B," HE WAS A JERK. 192 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:02,150 I MEAN, DUSTY'S SWEET AND FRAGILE, 193 00:08:02,249 --> 00:08:05,219 AND IF I BROKE UP WITH HIM, I THINK IT WOULD DESTROY HIM. 194 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:06,218 [stifled laughter] 195 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:10,159 YOU SHUT UP! I'M ADORABLE! 196 00:08:10,257 --> 00:08:11,627 - I'LL BET YOU 200 BUCKS 197 00:08:11,725 --> 00:08:13,325 I CAN BREAK UP WITH HIM FOR YOU, 198 00:08:13,426 --> 00:08:15,256 AND HE'LL WIND UP THANKING YOU FOR IT. 199 00:08:15,362 --> 00:08:17,572 - REALLY? I MEAN, THAT WOULD BE A HUGE RELIEF. 200 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:20,098 NEXT WEEKEND, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GO BALLOONING. 201 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:23,170 - HOT AIR BALLOONING? - NO. 202 00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:25,740 - WHY IS EVERYONE IGNORING ME? 203 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:28,139 I'M UPSET THAT VINNIE MADE ME LIE, AND I'M EVEN MORE UPSET 204 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:30,211 THAT NO ONE IS LISTENING TO ME ABOUT IT! 205 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:35,580 - WENDELL, I-I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE HERE. 206 00:08:36,784 --> 00:08:41,594 - YOU'LL PAY. YOU'LL ALL PAY! 207 00:08:41,622 --> 00:08:44,392 - WHERE DID THAT COME FROM? 208 00:08:50,631 --> 00:08:53,271 - IT'S YOU. VINNIE'S LITTLE HENCHMAN. 209 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,966 WHAT, DID YOU COME HERE TO THROW YOUR VICTORY IN MY FACE? 210 00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:57,809 - NO. - GOOD. 211 00:08:57,905 --> 00:09:00,035 'CAUSE I'LL HAVE NO FACE THROWING! 212 00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:02,710 - WELL, I'VE COME HERE TO SELL SOMETHING. 213 00:09:02,810 --> 00:09:04,440 - AND I'M THE MIDDLE MAN. 214 00:09:04,612 --> 00:09:07,752 - OKAY, LET ME GET MY SALES BOOK. 215 00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:11,318 - I WANT TO SELL DATA'S EYES. 216 00:09:11,418 --> 00:09:15,418 - UH-UH. THIS GOES THROUGH THE MIDDLE MAN. 217 00:09:15,522 --> 00:09:18,492 HE WANTS TO SELL DATA'S EYES. 218 00:09:18,626 --> 00:09:20,956 MY WORK HERE IS DONE. 219 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:24,431 - UH, NO. 220 00:09:24,531 --> 00:09:26,631 THESE HIGH-TICKET ITEMS ARE TOO HARD TO SELL. 221 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:28,667 GARY BUSEY'S PILL ORGANIZER 222 00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:30,369 JUST SITS THERE, COLLECTING DUST. 223 00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:33,640 - WELL, WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU CAN HAVE THEM FOR NOTHING? 224 00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:36,377 - I'D SAY YOU WERE A LIAR. 225 00:09:36,476 --> 00:09:38,106 - WELL, THAT'S THE POINT. I'M NOT. 226 00:09:38,211 --> 00:09:39,951 AND MAYBE THIS WILL WAKE VINNIE UP TO THE FACT 227 00:09:40,047 --> 00:09:41,977 THAT MAKING ME LIE IS NOT OKAY. 228 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:43,152 - LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 229 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,020 IS THIS JUST A REVENGE SALE? 230 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:46,318 - YEAH. IS THAT A PROBLEM? 231 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:50,389 - NO. I JUST NEED MY REVENGE SALES BOOK. 232 00:09:50,490 --> 00:09:51,490 JUST TO BE CLEAR, 233 00:09:51,659 --> 00:09:53,259 ONCE I BUY THIS, YOU CAN'T HAVE IT BACK. 234 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,130 I'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT OF REVENGE SALES. 235 00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:56,958 - WOW, REALLY? 236 00:09:57,064 --> 00:09:58,134 - YEAH, WELL, YOU DON'T SELL 237 00:09:58,231 --> 00:09:59,671 YOUR HUSBAND'S NOLAN RYAN ROOKIE CARD 238 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:02,373 IF YOUR MARRIAGE IS GOING GREAT. 239 00:10:02,469 --> 00:10:04,869 - I GET IT--NO RETURNS. JUST TAKE THEM. 240 00:10:04,972 --> 00:10:06,272 - OH, NO, NO, NO. I HAVE TO PAY FOR IT. 241 00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:07,643 - NO, I DON'T WANT MONEY. 242 00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:09,811 I JUST WANT VINNIE TO PAY ATTENTION TO MY FEELINGS. 243 00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:12,950 - WELL, I WANT MONEY. IT'S $1,000. 244 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:14,776 - NO. $5. - $500. 245 00:10:14,882 --> 00:10:15,922 - $10. - $100. 246 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:16,916 - $20. - $50. 247 00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:19,447 - FINE, $50. 248 00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:23,022 - YOU GUYS DRIVE A WEIRD BARGAIN. 249 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:28,063 - WHAT PART OF "MIDDLE" DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? 250 00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:37,666 - WENDELL? I'M HOME. I BROUGHT TACOS! 251 00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:41,171 I BROUGHT NACHOS! 252 00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:44,914 WENDELL? HEY! 253 00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:46,382 [claps] 254 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:52,552 - WELCOME HOME, UNCLE VINNIE. 255 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,192 - LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE STILL A LITTLE PEEVED, 256 00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:56,017 SO I STOPPED BY THE LEARNING STORE, 257 00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:57,363 AND WHEN I PICKED THIS UP, 258 00:10:57,457 --> 00:11:01,587 THE NERD AT THE COUNTER WAS LIKE... 259 00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:04,629 SO I KNEW YOU'D LIKE IT. 260 00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:07,333 WHAT? 261 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:09,074 - A REAL SPECTROMETER. 262 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,469 THOUGHTFUL, BUT UNNECESSARY. 263 00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:15,211 I'M FINE. 264 00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:18,048 [claps] 265 00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:22,075 - FINE? WHY ARE YOU FINE? 266 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:24,322 - BECAUSE I GOT REVENGE. 267 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:27,087 HA HA! 268 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,917 THIS IS GONNA BE SO SWEET. 269 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:33,163 I TOOK YOUR BELOVED DATA EYES AND SOLD THEM. 270 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:34,760 HA HA! 271 00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:38,265 - YOU SOLD MY STAR TREK DATA EYES? 272 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:40,265 THAT WAS THE FIRST COLLECTIBLE I EVER BOUGHT. 273 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,797 - YEP. 274 00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:44,002 AND NOW THEY'RE IN THE HANDS OF YOUR ARCH-NEMESIS, NATASHA. 275 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:46,044 HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL? 276 00:11:48,675 --> 00:11:52,405 - SAD. REALLY, REALLY SAD. 277 00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:53,812 - BUT ANGRY, TOO, RIGHT? 278 00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:56,684 COME ON, GET UP. UP, UP, UP, UP. COME ON, COME ON. 279 00:11:56,784 --> 00:11:58,794 GRRRR. 280 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:04,785 - THIS IS ALL MY FAULT. - WHAT? 281 00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:06,528 - WENDELL, I MUST'VE REALLY HURT YOU 282 00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:08,196 TO MAKE YOU LASH OUT AT ME LIKE THIS. 283 00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:09,895 WILL YOU EVER FORGIVE ME? 284 00:12:09,997 --> 00:12:13,267 - OKAY, YOU'RE NOT DOING THIS RIGHT. 285 00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:17,872 - I PROMISE I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU. 286 00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:19,441 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, 287 00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:22,339 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ANGRY AND THROWING THINGS AROUND. 288 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:25,212 JUST A LITTLE TIP--TRY KICKING OPEN THE KITCHEN DOOR. 289 00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:28,122 IT MAKES A SATISFYING CLUNK. 290 00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:29,575 OH, YEAH. THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT. COME ON! 291 00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:31,722 I'M READY TO TAKE MY MEDICINE! 292 00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:34,489 - I'M--I'M TRULY SORRY. I... 293 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:37,387 - NO, THAT'S NOT MY MEDICINE. 294 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:39,160 UNCLE VINNIE, COME ON. 295 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,429 YOU'VE GOTTA GET OUT YOUR ANGER SOMEHOW! 296 00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:46,331 DON'T USE YOUR TOOTHBRUSH! 297 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:52,213 - DUSTY, THIS IS TARYN. 298 00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:54,565 - OH. I'M KIND OF SURPRISED TO MEET YOU. 299 00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:56,914 I MEAN, WILMA HAS TALKED A LOT ABOUT YOU, BUT... 300 00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:58,180 - OH, REALLY? WHAT DID SHE SAY? 301 00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,648 - THE EXACT WORDS ARE NOT IMPORTANT. 302 00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:03,546 WHAT'S IMPORTANT HERE IS THAT SHE IS HERE 303 00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:08,090 TO HELP US MOVE ON TO THE NEXT STAGE OF OUR RELATIONSHIP. 304 00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:10,118 - OH, WELL, THEN I'M ALL EARS. 305 00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:14,133 I LOVE WILMA. SHE'S MY WORLD. 306 00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:16,457 HER AND MY DARTBOARD. 307 00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:19,173 - THAT'S NOT A GREAT WORLD. 308 00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:23,136 - WAIT! HONEY, I MADE YOU THIS MACARONI BOWL 309 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:24,866 BECAUSE YOU SAID HOW MUCH YOU LIKE MACARONI 310 00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:27,735 AND I'VE SEEN YOU USE BOWLS. 311 00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:29,875 - SO, WHAT DO YOU DO, DUSTY? 312 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,880 - ODD JOBS. - NOTHING STEADY? 313 00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:34,282 - OH, NO, THEY'RE STEADY. JUST REALLY ODD. 314 00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:38,891 - I'M A COSTUMED MOUSE AT A GUATEMALAN PIZZA THEATER. 315 00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:42,892 AND I'M A DRUG TESTER AT A LARGE PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANY. 316 00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:44,893 - YEAH, THAT'S HOW WE MET. 317 00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:47,902 WE WERE GOING TO SUE THE COMPANY FOR A CONDITION THAT HE HAS. 318 00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:52,804 - I THINK I SEE IT. 319 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:56,140 - YEAH. TURNS OUT HE DID THIS BEFORE THE DRUG TESTING. 320 00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:59,736 IT'S APPARENTLY VOLUNTARY. 321 00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:03,637 - JUST FEELS GOOD TO CONVULSE, YOU KNOW? 322 00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:09,923 - DUSTY, I'M GOING TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST WITH YOU, 323 00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:11,280 AND I WANT YOU TO APPRECIATE 324 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:15,264 THE CLARITY AND KINDNESS WITH WHICH I SAY THIS. 325 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:18,085 - READY. WAIT. 326 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:24,968 OKAY. 327 00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:29,565 - WILMA ISN'T THE RIGHT WOMAN FOR YOU. 328 00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:31,339 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 329 00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:35,138 - SHE NEEDS SOMEONE MORE POWERFUL, AMBITIOUS. 330 00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:38,112 - YOU WANT TO SEE POWER? HERE! 331 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:42,052 [soft thud] 332 00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:45,021 IT'S WHOLE GRAIN SEMOLINA, 333 00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:47,118 THE MOST DURABLE MACARONI IN THE WORLD. 334 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,290 BUT YOU CAN SEE HOW ANGRY I AM. 335 00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:53,231 - SURE YOU CAN HANDLE THIS? 336 00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,726 I KNOW PEOPLE, 337 00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:58,998 AND THE ONES I DON'T KNOW, I CAN GET TO. 338 00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:01,569 - THIS IS MY MESS. I NEED TO CLEAN IT UP. 339 00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:03,638 - I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW, IF YOU NEED IT, 340 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,036 I'M WILLING TO KICK BACK SOME OF MY COMMISSION. 341 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:10,209 - JUST SOME? - I'VE GOT EXPENSES. 342 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,250 - THANKS. 343 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:17,449 - OH! - HI, NATASHA. 344 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:18,620 - YEAH, HI, WENDELL, HI. 345 00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:21,048 I'M JUST PUTTING THIS AWAY. 346 00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:23,364 - UM, THIS IS AWKWARD, 347 00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:25,326 BUT I'M GONNA NEED THE EYES BACK. 348 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,025 - NO PROBLEM. - REALLY? 349 00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:28,257 - YES. 350 00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:29,861 JUST PAY ME $50,000. 351 00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:32,527 I'LL WRAP IT RIGHT UP FOR YOU. 352 00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:34,272 YOU WANT A HANDLE BAG? 353 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,467 - I ONLY HAVE $30. 354 00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:38,609 - I GAVE YOU $50. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REST? 355 00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:40,635 - EXPENSES. 356 00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:45,046 LOOK, I REALLY NEED THE EYES BACK. 357 00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:48,145 I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW MUCH THEY MEANT TO VINNIE. 358 00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:49,548 - SAVE IT. 359 00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:51,449 I'VE HEARD TOO MANY SOB STORIES TO BE AFFECTED. 360 00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:56,021 - WELL, WHAT IF I TOLD YOU, SELLING THEM TO YOU 361 00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:58,259 IS PROBABLY THE MOST HURTFUL THING I COULD HAVE EVER DONE, 362 00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:01,558 AND I DID IT TO A MAN WHO TOOK ME IN, 363 00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:03,531 WHO GAVE ME A HOME WHEN I LOST EVERYTHING, 364 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:06,270 AND I CAN'T LIVE WITH MYSELF, 365 00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:08,166 KNOWING I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT KIND OF PAIN. 366 00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:10,138 SO, I'M BEGGING YOU, 367 00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:12,467 PLEASE LET ME MAKE VINNIE HAPPY AGAIN. 368 00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:19,712 - NOPE, NOT AFFECTED. STILL GOT IT. 369 00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:26,052 - YOU WERE THE VERY BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME! 370 00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:28,956 - OH, YOU POOR SAD MAN. 371 00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:31,156 - THIS HONESTY THING OF YOURS REALLY STINKS. 372 00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:32,658 - HEY, I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO FINISH. 373 00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:34,289 I JUST NEED A MOMENT ALONE WITH DUSTY 374 00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:35,464 AND HE'LL BE FINE. 375 00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:36,462 - REALLY? 376 00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:37,503 YOU THINK A FEW SENTENCES 377 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:40,527 CAN ERASE THE MEMORY OF ALL THIS? 378 00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:46,674 - EXCUSE US. 379 00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:56,717 - HEY. OH! 380 00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:04,962 - WILMA, HI. I SEE IT NOW. 381 00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:07,832 WHAT WE HAD WAS NICE, BUT IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON. 382 00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:09,257 - YOU'RE REALLY OKAY WITH THIS? 383 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:13,932 - YEAH. I'M OKAY. I STILL HAVE DARTBOARD. 384 00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:17,098 THANKS FOR THE TRUTH. 385 00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:20,607 - OH, YEAH. OKAY. 386 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,337 WELL, UH... 387 00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:26,452 LOOKS LIKE I OWE YOU SOME MONEY. 388 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,216 WELL, GOOD-BYE, DUSTY. 389 00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:30,246 - BYE... 390 00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,251 WILMA. 391 00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:39,786 - OKAY, HERE'S YOUR SPLIT. 392 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,332 - THANKS FOR TELLING ME ABOUT THE BET. 393 00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:42,528 IT'S LIKE A DAY IN THE MOUSE SUIT 394 00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:45,829 WITHOUT THE KIDS KICKING ME IN THE NARDS. 395 00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:50,297 - WENDELL, IT'S NOT NECESSARY. 396 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:53,213 HONESTLY, YOUR FEELINGS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE EYES. 397 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:54,866 - THEN DON'T GET THEM FOR YOU. 398 00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:56,014 GET THEM FOR ME. 399 00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:57,813 I FEEL TOO BAD ABOUT WHAT I DID. 400 00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:01,910 - OKAY, WAIT OUTSIDE. THIS IS GONNA GET UGLY. 401 00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:07,592 - OH, HELLO, VINNIE. 402 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:10,217 - PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, CAN I HAVE THE EYES BACK? 403 00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:11,523 PLEASE. 404 00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:14,494 - NO. I TOOK YOU IN. 405 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:15,934 I TAUGHT YOU THIS BUSINESS, 406 00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:17,928 HOPING THAT SOMEDAY MAYBE WE COULD BE PARTNERS, 407 00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:19,600 AND YOU WALKED OUT. 408 00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:21,899 - BEFORE I QUIT, I ASKED YOU 409 00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:23,541 IF THERE WAS ROOM FOR ME TO GROW AT THE STORE, 410 00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:27,166 AND YOU SAID, "NO. NO ROOM. NO." 411 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,480 - THAT'S AN EXPRESSION. 412 00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:31,636 - UH, EXCUSE ME. 413 00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:34,554 I HEARD YOU HAVE THE ORIGINAL EYES FOR DATA. 414 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,647 - YOU'RE--YOU'RE-- YOU'RE BRENT SPINER! 415 00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:37,719 YOU'RE DATA! 416 00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,547 THOSE ARE HIS EYES FROM STAR TREK! 417 00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,252 - THAT'S RIGHT. 418 00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:44,094 I GET EXCITED WHEN I SEE ME, TOO. 419 00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:47,761 I WANTED A PAIR OF THE ORIGINAL EYES. 420 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:49,330 - TO REMEMBER YOUR CHARACTER BY? 421 00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:53,269 - NO, A LAWSUIT. I THINK THEY DID REAL DAMAGE. 422 00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:54,996 - YEAH, WELL, I HAVE THEM RIGHT HERE. 423 00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:58,241 - OH! OH, YE-- OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. 424 00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:00,668 UH, DO YOU HAVE THE AUTHENTIC EYES? 425 00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:02,283 - THESE ARE AUTHENTIC. 426 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:05,375 - NO, THE REAL ONES HAD A STAMP IN THE CORNER. 427 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:08,748 A VERY PAINFUL STAMP. 428 00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:10,348 - EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU SURE? 429 00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:12,790 - OH, YEAH. LOOK AT THESE. 430 00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:16,055 IT'S LIKE AN ICE RINK BEFORE THE ZAMBONI. 431 00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:24,229 - SO, THESE ARE WORTHLESS. 432 00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:25,431 - WELL, I'LL GIVE YOU 100 BUCKS FOR THEM. 433 00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:26,502 - WHY? 434 00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:27,569 - BECAUSE THEY'LL ALWAYS REMIND ME 435 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:28,567 TO LISTEN TO WENDELL. 436 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,438 - ALL RIGHT, IT'S A DEAL. 437 00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:31,497 I HAVE TO BE HONEST. 438 00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:33,244 IT WAS REALLY NICE SEEING YOU AGAIN. 439 00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:36,106 - IT'S FUNNY. I KINDA FEEL THE SAME WAY. 440 00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:41,476 - I STILL HOPE YOUR BUSINESS FAILS! 441 00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:42,751 - I KNOW. 442 00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:45,651 - THANKS, MR. SPINER. 443 00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:46,922 - ALL RIGHT, IT'S DONE. 444 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,259 NOW YOU TELL YOUR LITTLE PAL LACY 445 00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:49,715 TO GET OFF MY BACK. 446 00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:53,732 - WHAT'S GOING ON? - THE EYES ARE LEGIT. 447 00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:55,456 - THEN WHY'D YOU LIE? 448 00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:57,032 - I ASKED HIM TO. 449 00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:59,429 I STILL THINK LYING'S WRONG, BUT SOMETIMES 450 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,402 IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO DO THE RIGHT THING. 451 00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:02,601 - THANKS, WENDELL. 452 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,302 - ALL RIGHT, LOOK, THIS IS ALL VERY TOUCHING. 453 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:07,574 BUT SERIOUSLY, TELL THAT LITTLE GIRL TO BACK OFF! 454 00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:09,844 MY FAMILY'S STAYING IN A HOTEL. 455 00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:15,322 - LACY REALLY CAN GET TO ANYONE. 456 00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,345 - SHE LOVES HER WORK. 457 00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:24,618 - THESE EYES SHOULD STAY OUT HERE, IN A PLACE OF HONOR. 458 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,634 - REALLY? - YEAH. 459 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,456 NOW THAT I KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN TO YOU, 460 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:32,101 OR TO US, THEY'RE NOT SO SCARY ANYMORE. 461 00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:39,244 NO. STILL SCARY. 462 00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:40,339 THESE ARE GOING BACK IN THE 'FRIGERATOR. 463 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,370 - OKAY, GREAT. 464 00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:47,554 [quirky brass music] 465 00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:55,587 * 32793

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