Original subtitles

- A BEACH VACATION. HOW ABOUT CABO?

- WELL, NO, WE'VE ONLY GOT THREE DAYS.

I WANT TO MAKE IT MEANINGFUL.

HOW ABOUT WE BUILD HOUSES FOR THE HOMELESS?

- [mimics buzzer] NO.

GOING SOMEPLACE TO BUILD A HOUSE ISN'T A VACATION.

IT'S A JOB.

- BUT NOT IF YOU DON'T GET PAID FOR IT.

- ALL RIGHT.

LET'S GO TO A RESORT.

WE SIT BY THE POOL.

WE'LL TAKE IN THE BEAUTIFUL SCENERY.

BUY THAT BEAUTIFUL SCENERY A DRINK.

- THAT SOUNDS BORING. WHAT WILL I DO?

- I'M-- I'M SURE THEY HAVE A KID'S CAMP.

- OH, NO, NO. NO WAY.

THAT'S JUST COLLEGE DROPOUTS LEADING SING-ALONGS

AND LOTS OF KIDS USING THE WORD "BRUNG."

VINNIE, THAT BAG.

- IT FELL OFF THE ROOF OF THAT CAR.

HEY!

HEY!

- COME BACK! - AH, WE TRIED.

- NO, VINNIE.

VINNIE, THIS BAG BELONGS TO SOMEBODY.

WE HAVE TO FIND THEM.

- FINE, WE'LL DO THE RIGHT THING.

THERE'S A NAME TAG.

"I.P...

INMAPANTZ..."

- MA'AM, DO YOU KNOW I.P. INMAPANTZ?

PLEASE?

DO YOU KNOW I.P. INMAPANTZ?

PLEASE, DOES ANYONE KNOW I.P. INMAPANTZ?

- SORRY, IT REALLY SAYS "TRACY."

- WE REALLY SHOULD TRY TO FIND HIM.

- OR HER OR IT. COULD BE A DOG.

- WELL, THE TAG IS HANDWRITTEN, SO--

- NO, YOU'RE RIGHT.

ANY DOG SMART ENOUGH TO WRITE HIS OWN NAME'S

GONNA HANG ON TO HIS BAG.

ALL RIGHT, DITCH IT. LET'S GET GOING.

- WAIT, NO, WE SHOULD ALWAYS HELP OUR FOLLOW MAN,

AND I CAN'T ENJOY A VACATION UNTIL I KNOW TRACY HAS HIS BAG.

- WELL, I GUESS THERE COULD BE A REWARD.

- A GOOD DEED IS ITS OWN REWARD.

- AND THAT EXPLAINS ALL THE GOOD DEED MILLIONAIRES OUT THERE.

ALL RIGHT, WE DO THIS, THEN WE GO ON VACATION...

- TO A PLACE TO BE DETERMINED.

- I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

WE SPIN A GLOBE... - UH-HUH.

- AND WHEREVER IT LANDS... - UH-HUH.

- WE GO TO CABO.

[quirky brass music]

- I NEVER FELT SO GOOD

- NEVER FELT SO GOOD

- I NEVER FELT SO GOOD

- NEVER FELT SO GOOD

- SO WAIT A MINUTE

HEY

I NEVER FELT SO GOOD

- ALL RIGHT, WE GOT A LINCOLN BIOGRAPHY.

- CHECK.

- A RECEIPT FOR A COFFEE SHOP AND A TO-DO LIST.

- CHECK, CHECK.

- AN ENVELOPE WITH $300 CASH. - CHECK.

- NO, CASH.

TWO TICKETS TO THE PHILHARMONIC,

A YOGA MAT, HALF-EATEN CANDY BAR,

AND A MUG WITH A PICTURE ON IT.

- CHECKS ALL AROUND.

- WELL, I THINK IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS WHO WE'RE LOOKING FOR.

- AGREED.

A BEARDED PROFESSOR. - A HOT CHICK.

- HEY, GUYS.

WHOA. WHAT'S GOING ON?

WE GOT--GOING THROUGH SOMEONE'S GARBAGE,

PLOTTING THEIR MOVEMENTS ON A MAP,

FINALLY, YOU GUYS ARE DOING SOMETHING I LIKE TO DO.

SO WHO WE STALKING?

- WE'RE NOT STALKING ANYONE.

I'M JUST TRYING TO FIND THIS REALLY HOT CHICK

WHO DOESN'T KNOW I'M LOOKING FOR HER.

- NOT EXACTLY.

WE'RE TRYING TO FIND THE OWNER OF THIS BAG.

IT'S SOMEONE NAMED TRACY.

- AND ONE OF US THINKS WE HAVE TO FIGURE THIS OUT

BEFORE WE CAN GO ON VACATION.

- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

YOU'RE TAKING A VACATION...

FROM WHAT?

- WHAT'S THAT?

- THIS?

OH, THIS IS BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER.

I'M DOING A CLEANSE.

I ALREADY FEEL SHARPER, MORE ALIVE.

I CAN FEEL THE TOXINS LEAVING MY BODY.

- THOSE CLEANSES ARE A SCAM.

- OKAY, WELL, THE GUY WHO SOLD MY MAGNETIC PILLOW

SAYS OTHERWISE.

- I APOLOGIZE. IT'S TOTALLY LEGIT.

- BUT, AUNT WILMA, YOUR BODY IS NATURALLY BUILT TO EXPEL TOXINS.

- YES, BUT MY BODY'S ALSO NATURALLY BUILT

TO HAVE A HUSBAND AND CHILDREN BY THIS POINT.

SO CLEARLY MY BODY DOESN'T PLAY BY THE RULES.

HMM?

MMM.

[sputters]

AH, IT TASTES SO HEALTHY!

- HEY, WHAT'S THIS? - INTERESTING.

IT APPEARS TO BE A HIGH-DENSITY CONCRETE

OFTEN USED IN STATUARY.

DIMENSIONS SUGGEST IT'S MOST LIKELY A THUMB OR A TOE.

- THE REAL MYSTERY HERE IS,

HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT CONCRETE?

- WELL, I'VE ESTIMATED TRACY BEING IN HIS MID 50s,

ORGANIZED, PROBABLY TENURED AT UCLA,

AND POTENTIALLY DIABETIC.

LOOKS SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

- I WOULDN'T GET TOO CAUGHT UP IN THAT.

TRACY IS A REALLY HOT YOGA CHICK.

THE LINCOLN BIOGRAPHY IS JUST TO INTIMIDATE ALL THOSE IDIOTS

THAT WANT TO HIT ON HER.

- DOES THAT REALLY WORK?

- YEAH.

- MAN, I GOT TO STOP READING IN COFFEE SHOPS.

- YEAH, THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.

ANYWAY, TRACY LOOKS SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

- WOW. WOW, YOU--

YOU GAVE HER...

A HAT.

- THIS IS A HUMAN BEING WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.

SHE'S NOT JUST AN OBJECT.

- HEY, UNCLE VINNIE, I THINK THE COFFEE SHOP IS OUR NEXT STEP.

- NOPE, THE YOGA PLACE IS OUR NEXT STEP.

TRACY IS REALLY INTO HER BODY.

I MEAN, LOOK HOW SKINNY SHE IS.

- A LOT OF THAT'S PROBABLY JUST THE LIGHTING.

- WE'RE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE NAMED TRACY,

AN OLDER GENTLEMAN WHO FREQUENTS THIS ESTABLISHMENT?

- OH, YEAH, AN OLDER GUY,

GLASSES, TUCKS IN HIS SWEATERS,

YELLS AT THE NEWSPAPER, RIGHT?

- BRILLIANT. SEE?

WHEN DID YOU LAST SEE HIM?

- IT'S A COFFEE SHOP, KID.

THOSE GUYS ARE HALF OUR BUSINESS.

- LOOK, DUDE, WE'RE REALLY LOOKING

FOR THIS SUPER HOT YOUNG MODEL TYPE

WHO'S DESPERATE TO BE TAUGHT HOW TO LOVE.

- OH, YEAH, THAT REALLY CUTE GIRL

THAT CAME OUT HERE TO BE AN ACTRESS

BECAUSE SOMEBODY BACK HOME TOLD HER SHE WAS PRETTY ONCE.

ORDERS A CUP OF FOAM,

THEN TAKES ONE SIP AND SAYS, "I'M FULL."

- YEAH.

- THAT'S THE OTHER HALF OF OUR BUSINESS.

- LOOK, THIS GUY HAS A BEARD. - LONG LEGS.

- PROBABLY A PIPE. - IN TIGHT SPANDEX.

- GRADES PAPERS. - SOME DADDY ISSUES.

- STOP. - YOU STOP IT!

- LOOK, BUDDY, I GOT TO GET THIS ARABICA LOADED,

OR MY BOSS IS GONNA FULL CITY ROAST MY BEANS.

- STEP ASIDE, SHERLOCK.

I THINK I KNOW HOW TO SPEAK THIS GUY'S LANGUAGE.

YO, KARL!

MAYBE SUSAN B. ANTHONY CAN REFRESH YOUR MEMORY.

[coin clinks]

- INTERESTING.

I MAY KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

DOES SUSAN HAVE ANY BROTHERS?

- LET'S SEE.

YEAH, I GOT GEORGE WASHINGTON,

ABE LINCOLN,

AND...

ELLEN DEGENERES.

STREET SMARTS, KIDDO. SO WHAT YOU GOT?

- NOPE, I HAVEN'T SEEN EITHER ONE OF THEM.

- BUT YOU SAID YOU KNEW--

- LOOK, I FEEL AS BAD ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED HERE AS YOU DO.

BUT I NEED THIS MONEY FOR A FACE-LIFT.

THIS WHOLE COFFEE THING IS A YOUNG MAN'S GAME.

[liquid plopping]

- [shudders and sighs]

[retches]

OH.

[bag crinkles]

[inhales and exhales deeply]

OH, IT'S SO GOOD.

OH, MAMA LIKE.

- LOOK, WENDELL, WE KNOW THE COFFEE SHOP'S NOT IT.

SO LET'S TRY THE YOGA PLACE.

- WHAT YOGA PLACE? THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF THEM.

- IF I HAVE TO FOLLOW EVERY HOT MODEL IN HOLLYWOOD

TO THEIR YOGA CLASS, THEN SO BE IT.

IT'S CALLED DOING THE RIGHT THING.

- HEY, GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON?

- WHAT'S ALL THIS?

- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

- WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE SWEATING UP AN OOMPA LOOMPA.

- OH, IT'S FROM THE CLEANSE.

IT'S IMPURITIES LEAVING MY SYSTEM.

- TASTE SUGGESTS SOMETHING OF THE PROCESSED CHEESE VARIETY.

- YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON YOUR CLEANSE!

- ALL I GOT WAS A LITTLE BIT OF DUST.

IT DOESN'T COUNT.

BEFORE, I WAS IN STAGE ONE OF THE CLEANSE: EUPHORIA.

AND NOW I'M IN STAGE TWO.

- WHAT'S STAGE TWO?

- I'M STARVING! WENDELL.

WENDELL, I'M STARVING.

- HEY, GUYS.

WHOA, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

- WE'RE TRYING TO SOLVE A MYSTERY.

- OOH, I LOVE A MYSTERY.

THEY SAY 90% OF THE TIME THE KILLER'S SOMEONE YOU KNOW.

USUALLY IT'S THE HUSBAND.

- OKAY, THIS IS NOT ONE OF YOUR TRASHY TRUE CRIME SHOWS

YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH.

- IT'S NOT OBSESSION. IT'S PREPARATION.

JUST BECAUSE I'M DIVORCED DOESN'T MEAN

I CAN'T HOPED TO BE KILLED IN A MARRIAGE SOMEDAY.

- WE'RE JUST LOOKING FOR SOMEONE NAMED TRACY,

THE OWNER OF THIS BAG THAT WE FOUND.

- MMM, AND HOW LONG HAS THIS TRACY BEEN DEAD?

- NO ONE'S DEAD.

ACTUALLY, HOW DO WE KNOW?

MY FINGERPRINTS ARE ALL OVER THIS THING.

WENDELL, WHAT HAVE YOU GOTTEN ME INTO?

- WHAT--VINNIE, NO! - BURN IT!

BURN EVERYTHING! - VINNIE, STOP.

- GET IN THE CAR! - NO!

- GO, CODE BLUE! - VINNIE.

CALM DOWN. IT'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT.

WE'RE GOING TO FIND TRACY.

WE JUST NEED TO TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT THE CLUES.

- DO WE HAVE THE 911 TAPE?

- NOBODY'S DEAD.

- I THINK THE BAG BELONGS TO A PROFESSOR.

HE THINKS IT BELONGS TO SOME MINDLESS BIMBO.

- WHOA, HOW ARE YOU GETTING "BIMBO"?

I GAVE HER A HAT.

- YOU CAN'T TELL WHO IT BELONGS TO.

THE ONLY THING WE KNOW FOR CERTAIN

IS THAT THIS PERSON WAS ONCE IN THE PERFECT MARRIAGE

AND IS NOW STUFFED INTO A HOTEL VENTILATION SYSTEM.

- WE LOOKED AT THE CLUES. WE FOLLOWED YOUR LEAD.

NOW IT'S TIME TO FOLLOW MINE.

- UNCLE VINNIE, THE YOGA STUDIO'S A WASTE OF TIME.

- WHY WON'T YOU EVEN ENTERTAIN THE IDEA?

- BECAUSE YOUR THEORIES ARE BASED ON SEEING GIRLS IN TIGHTS.

MINE ARE BASED IN SCIENCE, FACTS, AND ANALYSIS.

IT'S REASONED.

- THAT'S RIGHT, VINNIE.

SOME OF US UNDERSTAND SCIENCE.

- YOU KNOW, YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SMART,

BUT I FEEL THINGS IN MY GUT.

I'VE GOT LIFE EXPERIENCE.

- ARE YOU EATING THE EVIDENCE?

- WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH A HALF-EATEN CANDY BAR ANYWAY?

- DUH, LOOK AT THE TEETH MARKS

AND COMPARE THEM WITH DENTAL RECORDS.

- VINNIE, THAT'S A STRANGER'S HALF-EATEN CANDY BAR.

- THAT'S GROSS.

- OKAY, YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW

I BROKE OFF THE EATEN PART FIRST.

NOT GROSS.

- WELL, GREAT.

GIVE IT TO ME SO I CAN ANALYZE IT.

- OKAY, FINE. I ATE THAT PART TOO.

- UNCLE VINNIE, JUST DO ME A FAVOR

AND DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING.

- HEY, I'M PART OF THIS INVESTIGATION TOO.

- JUST LET ME HANDLE IT.

- NO, NO. YOU KNOW WHAT?

LET'S MAKE IT EASIER.

WE'LL JUST SPLIT UP.

- OH, REALLY? - YEAH.

YOU GO DO YOUR THING; I'LL DO IT MY WAY.

WE'LL SEE WHO'S RIGHT.

- OKAY, FINE. GOOD IDEA.

THIS WILL BE MUCH MORE EFFICIENT ANYWAY.

AND THE SOONER WE FIND TRACY,

THE SOONER WE GET TO GO ON VACATION.

- SERIOUSLY. FROM WHAT?

- WELL, LET'S MAKE IT INTERESTING.

THE FIRST PERSON TO FIND TRACY GETS TO DECIDE WHERE WE GO.

- YOU'RE ON. - WE SHOULD HURRY.

IF WE DON'T FIND THE BODY IN 48 HOURS,

WE DON'T HAVE A SHOT AT SOLVING THIS THING.

all: NOBODY'S DEAD.

- YOU KNOW, I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE WENDELL THINKS SO LITTLE OF ME.

I'M HIS FATHER FIGURE. HE SHOULD RESPECT ME.

I ALWAYS RESPECTED MY DAD...

TILL HE INSISTED KNIGHT RIDER WAS A TRUE STORY.

ANYWAY, THIS IS THE YOGA PLACE I WAS THINKING ABOUT.

- WHY THIS ONE?

- WELL, IT'S THE CLOSEST ONE TO WHERE WE FOUND THE BAG.

GOT A REALLY GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS PLACE.

GOT A REALLY, REALLY GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS--

- THIS IS A WOMEN'S ONLY YOGA STUDIO.

- HOW DO YOU KNOW?

- ELEMENTARY, MY DEAR VINCENT.

THAT'S WHY THE WINDOWS ARE FROSTED.

- YEAH, I DON'T THINK SO.

IF IT WAS, THEY'D PROBABLY POST A SIGN.

[women screaming]

ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT, I'M SORRY!

IT'S ALL WOMEN IN THERE.

- I'LL GO IN AND CHECK IT OUT. YOU WAIT HERE.

- OH, WAIT, HANG ON. YOU'RE GONNA NEED THIS.

KNOW WHO YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.

WELL, AT LEAST ASK ABOUT THE HAT.

HEY.

OH, YEAH.

OH, YEAH.

YEAH, THAT'S IT, TARYN.

DON'T BE SHY.

GET IN THERE.

THAT'S THE ONE.

- HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING, PAL?

- NO, NO, NO. THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.

I'M JUST...

I'M NOT ALLOWED IN THERE,

AND THIS IS THE ONLY WAY I CAN SEE THE GIRLS.

THAT SOUNDS BAD.

LET ME START OVER.

I'M JUST TRYING TO HUNT DOWN THIS SUPER HOT MODEL.

SHE DOESN'T KNOW ME, BUT I HAVE HER STUFF,

AND I'M GONNA GET IT TO HER WHETHER SHE WANTS IT OR NOT,

AND THEN I'M LEAVING FOR MEXICO.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I WOULD SAY IT LIKE THAT.

- YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO COME WITH ME.

- NO, OFFICER. P-P-PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.

WOULD IT HELP TO TELL YOU THERE'S A LITTLE BOY INVOLVED?

I'M GONNA STOP TALKING. I'LL STOP TALKING!

- EXCUSE ME, SASCHA.

HAVE YOU SEEN AN OLDER GENTLEMAN IN HIS LATE 50s

WHO I BELIEVE FREQUENTS THIS ESTABLISHMENT?

- A LOT OF PEOPLE COME IN AND OUT OF HERE, SWEETHEART.

- HIS NAME IS TRACY. DOES THAT RING A BELL?

- CAN'T SAY THAT IT DOES.

ALTHOUGH TONY DANZA CAME IN HERE ONCE,

NICE ENOUGH FELLOW.

LIKES A LOOSE SCRAMBLE. WHO'D HAVE GUESSED?

- WE HAVE EVIDENCE

THAT INDICATES TRACY MAY HAVE BEEN HERE.

- YOU KNOW, I'M PRETTY GOOD AT GUESSING PEOPLE'S EGGS.

LIKE YOU, YOU'RE POACHED.

AND YOU, OVER-HARD, REAL HARD.

- HEY!

- LOOK, I GOT A LOT OF TABLES.

IF YOU'RE GONNA ORDER SOMETHING, GO TAKE A SEAT.

- WHAT? NO, IT CAN'T BE.

- WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE?

- WELL, WE COULD'VE GONE TO THE VEGAN PLACE NEXT-DOOR,

BUT WE FIGURED TRACY WOULD COME HERE

AFTER SHE'S EARNED IT WITH A GOOD WORKOUT.

- IF SHE'S NOT AT THE BOTTOM OF A QUARRY.

- WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?

- WELL, THE BACK OF THIS TO-DO LIST

IS A CHILDREN'S COLORING MENU FROM THE BACON BARREL.

SO I TRIANGULATED THIS LOCATION,

AND IT HAS TO BE THE PLACE.

- HEY, THAT FITS PERFECTLY.

- YEAH, OF COURSE IT DOES. IT'S FROM HERE.

WE FOLLOWED THE EVIDENCE.

- WELL, I GOT HERE ON INTUITION.

- HMM, AND $200 BAIL.

- I SAID I WOULD PAY YOU BACK.

I'M JUST SAYING I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD RESPECT ME.

AFTER ALL, I AM THE ADULT HERE.

- AND HERE ARE YOUR HAPPY FACE PANCAKES WITH STRAWBERRY HAIR.

- WHERE'S THE WHIPPED CREAM SMILE?

[aerosol can hisses]

- WELL, I'VE GOT TO HAND IT TO YOU, UNCLE VINNIE.

YOUR INTUITION AND MY ANALYSIS GOT US

TO THE SAME PLACE AT THE SAME TIME.

- YOU KNOW, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, PAL.

TECHNICALLY, IT GOT ME HERE BEFORE YOU, BUT...

COME ON, SIT DOWN.

- WE'VE ALREADY LOST TWO DAYS OF OUR VACATION

AND STILL DON'T KNOW WHERE TRACY IS.

- YOU KNOW, MAYBE WE NEED TO THINK OUTSIDE THE BAG.

WHAT ARE SOME ITEMS WE HAVEN'T USED YET?

- WELL, I THINK THE CONCRETE THUMB IS OUR MISSING LINK.

- I DON'T KNOW. WHAT ABOUT THIS MUG?

IT LOOKS LIKE A PERSONAL PICTURE OF A CABIN.

- WELL, IT'S A LAKESIDE CABIN.

LOOKS LIKE FOXTAIL PINE TREES

SO BIG BEAR OR LAKE ARROWHEAD MOST LIKELY.

- THAT'S GREAT, WENDELL. KEEP SLEUTHING.

- BUT IF THE BACON BARREL IS A CLUE,

IT HAS TO BE THIS BACON BARREL,

BECAUSE IT'S IN MY TRIANGULATED AREA.

- BUT THERE'S MORE THAN ONE BACON BARREL.

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE.

- WAIT A MINUTE. THEY'RE NOT EVERYWHERE.

THERE'S NOT ONE ON THE WAY TO ARROWHEAD.

- HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?

- YEARS OF SKI TRIPS.

I KNOW EVERY CLEAN BATHROOM BETWEEN HERE AND LAKE ARROWHEAD,

AND THERE'S NO BACON BARREL,

BUT YOU KNOW WHERE THERE IS ONE?

- FURTHER UP THE ROAD TO BIG BEAR?

- YEP, REAL PAPER TOWELS AND TWO HUGE HANDICAPPED STALLS.

SERIOUSLY, THEY ARE LIKE ADJOINING STUDIO APARTMENTS.

- WELL, LOOK WHO'S WORKING TOGETHER TO SOLVE THIS MURDER.

- IT'S NOT A MURDER.

- [scoffs] WE'LL SEE.

- THIS IS THE PLACE.

- YUP, LET'S GO MEET LITTLE MISS TRACY.

- YOU MEAN PROFESSOR TRACY.

- UM, I'M GONNA HEAD OVER THERE FOR JUST A LITTLE BIT.

YOU GUYS GO AHEAD WITHOUT ME.

- WHY? THIS IS THE BIG MOMENT.

- YEAH, YEAH, I'VE GOT A PRETTY BIG MOMENT OF MY OWN COMING UP.

I'VE ENTERED STAGE THREE OF THE CLEANSE.

- ALL RIGHT, WELL, GOOD LUCK AND WATCH OUT FOR POISON IVY.

- YEAH, HEY, VINNIE, DO HAVE TWO FIVES FOR A TEN?

ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? TEN ONES WOULD BE EVEN--

YOU KNOW WHAT? NEVER MIND, I'LL FIGURE IT OUT.

FIGURE SOMETHING OUT. FIGURE SOMETHING...

- THIS IS GONNA BE SO COOL, SO AWESOME.

WE DON'T KNOW WHAT'S LYING BEHIND THAT DOOR.

WAIT A MINUTE.

MAYBE THERE IS SOMETHING LYING BEHIND THAT DOOR...

DEAD.

WHATEVER WE'RE ABOUT TO SEE, WE WON'T BE ABLE TO UNSEE.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M NOT CUT OUT FOR CRIME FIGHTING.

I GOT TO GO.

- THIS IS MY AREA!

- [screams]

- DON'T YOU LOOK AT ME!

- WE WON'T BE ABLE TO UNSEE THAT EITHER.

[doorbell rings]

- WELL, I GUESS THIS IS THE MOMENT OF TRUTH.

- YEP, AND, WENDELL, AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH,

IT DOESN'T MATTER TO ME WHO ANSWERS THE DOOR

EVEN IF I'M WRONG.

YES! I WAS RIGHT!

I WON! FACE!

HI, TRACY. I'M VINNIE, AND THIS IS WENDELL.

I BELIEVE YOU LOST A BAG.

- OH, NO, I'M NOT TRACY, BUT I KNOW WHOSE BAG THAT IS.

PROFESSOR? - PROFESSOR TRACY.

REVERSE FACE!

both: TRACY?

- YES, CAN I HELP YOU?

- UH, WELL, WE FOUND YOUR BAG,

AND WE WANTED TO RETURN IT TO YOU.

- OH, YEAH. I'M ALWAYS LOSING IT.

- WELL, HEY, I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE HAT.

- THAT'S IT? NO THANK YOU?

- WELL, IT'S LIKE YOU SAID, "GOOD DEED IS ITS OWN REWARD."

- WELL, I WAS WRONG.

WE DIDN'T SPEND ALL THIS TIME TRACKING HER DOWN JUST TO HEAR,

"OH, I FORGET IT ALL THE TIME."

SHE OWES US. - OH, HEY, HEY!

EASY THERE, TIGER. COME ON.

- PUT ME DOWN.

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO RESTORE HER FAITH IN HUMANITY.

INSTEAD, IT TOOK MINE AWAY.

- HEY, CALM DOWN THERE, CHAMP. COME ON.

- BUT, UNCLE VINNIE, SHE RUINED OUR VACATION.

WE HAVE NO TIME TO GO ANYWHERE NOW.

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO DO SOMETHING GREAT

AND SEE SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL.

NOW LOOK WHERE WE ARE.

- YEAH, LOOK WHERE WE ARE.

[waves rippling gently]

YOU KNOW, WE NEVER WOULD'VE COME UP HERE IF--

IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU WANTING TO RETURN THAT BAG.

AND CHECK IT OUT. IT'S AMAZING.

- IT IS PRETTY NICE.

- THIS WHOLE ADVENTURE HAS BEEN BETTER THAN ANY VACATION

WE COULD'VE PLANNED.

- YOU'RE RIGHT.

- WAS THERE A LOT OF BLOOD?

- NO, VINNIE HELD ME BACK.

- BOBCAT! BOBCAT, GET IN THE CAR!

BOBCAT! BOBCAT!

- OH, HEY, LOOK. TRACY'S STATUE.

- NO, LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOT ALL HIS FINGERS.

- WELL, MAYBE THAT THING WASN'T HIS THUMB.

all: OH.