Original subtitles

[elevator dings]

- HEY, TARYN. - HELLO.

- WHAT WAS THAT?

- SHE JUST SAID HELLO.

- UH, NO, SHE SAID, "HEDDO."

AND THAT'S SICK TALK. ARE YOU SICK?

PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE SICK.

- NO, JUST A LITTLE COLD.

- WITTLE CODE?

THIS IS A HOT ZONE! GET ME OUT OF HERE!

WAIT. DID SHE TOUCH THE BUTTONS?

DID YOU TOUCH THE BUTTONS?

ANSWER ME. THIS IS NOT A GAME!

- WENDELL, RELAX.

- YEAH, IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE THE PLAGUE.

THANK YOU, VINNIE. - WHOA! EASY, OUTBREAK MONKEY.

- I CANNOT GET SICK.

I'VE GOT A BIG SPELLING BEE THIS WEEK,

AND I WILL NOT LET THAT BRAGGART SANJAY BEST ME AGAIN.

HE THINKS HE'S GANESHA'S GIFT TO SPELLING.

OH! OH, SWEET FREEDOM!

I HAVE TO GO DISINFECT MY NOSTRILS BEFORE...

[sneezes]

IT HAS BEGUN.

[keys jingle]

[quirky brass music]

*

- * I NEVER FELT SO GOOD

- * NEVER FELT SO GOOD

- * I NEVER FELT SO GOOD

- * NEVER FELT SO GOOD

- * SO WAIT A MINUTE

* HEY

* I NEVER FELT SO GOOD

- [sneezes] UGH.

EW.

[clears throat]

GOOD MORNING.

[clears throat]

GOOD MORNING.

[clears throat]

GOOD MORNING!

- GOOD MORNING!

- HEY.

- GUESS WHO'S GOING TO LOB CITY?

- THAT NEW SEAFOOD PLACE?

- NO, THAT'S LOBSTER CITY.

I CAN'T RECOMMEND THAT PLACE. YOU KNOW WHAT?

DON'T SERVE MELTED BUTTER IN SHOT GLASSES.

IT'S CONFUSING.

NO, I'M TALKING THE NBA, SON! [chuckles]

LOS ANGELES CLIPPERS, PLAY-OFFS.

GAME SEVEN IS TONIGHT.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, RIGHT?

- CLIPPERS. IS THIS HAIR OR HEDGES?

- LET ME EXPLAIN.

THIS GAME IS AS IMPORTANT TO ME

AS YOUR SPELLING BEE IS TO YOU.

EXCEPT IT'S TAKEN ME 20 YEARS TO SPELL THE WORD,

AND THERE WAS ANOTHER SPELLING BEE

THAT EVERYBODY CARED MORE ABOUT PLAYING IN THE SAME BUILDING.

- SO YOU'VE SPENT 20 YEARS PRACTICING THIS?

- NO, THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF IT.

ALL I HAVE TO DO IS SIT THERE, DRINK BEER,

AND CURSE THE REFS.

- KIND OF LIKE SANJAY'S DAD AT THE SPELLING BEES.

- EXACTLY.

ANYWAY, I GOT TO PICK UP THE TICKETS

FROM SOME DUDE IN IRVINE AFTER I DROP YOU OFF AT SCHOOL.

SO YOU READY TO GO?

YOU OKAY THERE, PAL?

- UH, YEAH, I'M FINE.

[sneezes]

- WAS THAT A SNEEZE?

- UH, NO.

- THEN WHY IS YOUR FACE DOING THAT?

- I'M QUIETLY JUDGING YOU.

[sneezes]

- DID YOU REALLY CATCH TARYN'S COLD?

- NO!

WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET GOING.

I DON'T WANT TO BE LATE FOR HOMEROOM.

- YOU JUST SAID, "HOBERUBE."

- YES, HE'S AN EXCHANGE STUDENT FROM LATVIA.

AND I'M SHOWING HIM AROUND SCHOOL, SO...

- YOU'RE A LITTLE WARM.

WHERE'S THE FIRST-AID KIT WITH THE THERMOMETER?

- OH, LOOK. I FOUND IT. YAY!

I'M TELLING YOU. I'M COMPLETELY HEALTHY.

THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT...

EXCEPT BEING LATE FOR SCHOOL.

[thermometer beeps]

SEE?

- 57?

- THAT'S CELSIUS. JUST DO THE CONVERSION.

IT'S 98.6 FAHRENHEIT. COMPLETELY NORMAL.

- WELL, THAT'S GOOD, BECAUSE IF YOU WERE SICK,

YOU'D HAVE TO STAY HOME AND MISS YOUR PRACTICE SPELLING BEE.

- AND YOU'D HAVE TO STAY HOME AND TAKE CARE OF ME

AND MISS YOUR BASKETBALL MATCH.

- AND I'M NOT GOOD WITH SICK PEOPLE.

IN FACT, THE ONLY TIME I'M GOOD WITH BODILY FLUIDS

IS IN A ZOMBIE MOVIE OR A...

YEAH, LET'S JUST STICK WITH ZOMBIE MOVIE.

- WELL, THEN, GOOD THING I'M NOT SICK.

- THEN WE'RE AGREED. YOU'RE IN PERFECT HEALTH.

- [sneezes]

UH...

PROBABLY JUST ALLERGIES.

- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, ALLERGIES.

THAT'S PLAUSIBLE. LET'S STICK WITH ALLERGIES.

- DEFINITELY. I'M ALLERGIC TO EVERYTHING.

- YEAH.

- [sneezes]

- OKAY, LET'S GET YOU OUT OF THIS MOLDY DEATHTRAP

AND INTO A NICE, CLEAN PUBLIC SCHOOL.

- SO I TOLD HER IF SHE SENDS ME ANOTHER EMAIL LIKE THAT,

I'M GONNA KNOCK HER LIGHTS OUT.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DID?

SHE GAVE ME AN "F."

[bell rings]

WENDELL, YOU OKAY? YOU DON'T LOOK TOO GOOD.

- YEAH, I'M FINE.

JUST A LITTLE WARM.

- ALL RIGHT, IT'S ALL THERE.

- [chuckles] LOOK, THIS IS HARD, BRO.

I WAITED FOR THIS GAME MY WHOLE LIFE.

- MM, CLIPPERS FAN ARE YOU?

WELL, IT'S GONNA BE ONE HELL OF A GAME,

SO I HOPE WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING INSTEAD IS GONNA BE FUN.

- IT'S MY MAMA'S FUNERAL.

- OH, MAN. I'M SO SORRY.

- EVEN IN DEATH, SHE'S RUINING MY LIFE.

- WELL, STEP-BY-STEP.

ANYWAY, I'M IN A LOADING ZONE, SO...

- THIS IS JUST LIKE HER.

LAST MONTH, SHE WAS HEALTHY.

THEN THE CLIPPERS MAKE THE PLAY-OFF,

AND BOOM!

PNEUMONIA.

I TOLD HER SHE WAS TOO OLD FOR THE WET T-SHIRT NIGHT.

DON'T NOBODY WANT TO SEE THAT.

- BUT YOU ONLY GOT ONE MOM, SO...

- YEAH, YEAH. YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT.

I CAN'T JUST MISS MY OWN MAMA'S FUNERAL.

RIGHT?

- OH, HEY, HEY, HEY.

I'M SURE YOUR MOM HAD HER ROUGH PATCHES.

ALL MOMS DO.

WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE TIMES

SHE HELD YOU WHEN YOU HAD A BAD DREAM?

OR PUT ICE ON YOUR BRUISED KNEE?

OR SLIPPED YOU AN EXTRA 20 SO YOU COULD TAKE YOUR PROM DATE

TO GET A NICE SHRIMP COCKTAIL?

- MY MAMA NEVER DID ANY OF THOSE THINGS.

[whimpering]

- YEAH. - [sobbing]

- FAMILIES ARE HARD.

- OH, MAN! - OKAY.

DO YOU REALIZE... [chuckles softly]

YOU HAVE...MY CASH?

- YOU KNOW WHAT?

SHE WAS HARD.

[chuckles] SHE MADE ME SUFFER.

I DESERVE TO GO TO THAT GAME.

- WHOA, WHOA. WHOA.

[laughs] WHAT'S THAT LOGIC?

- I'M SORRY, DUDE. I CAN'T GIVE YOU THE TICKETS.

HERE IS YOUR MONEY BACK.

- NO-- - YEAH.

I'M--I'M SORRY I WASTED YOUR TIME.

- YEAH, YOU KNOW? YOU'RE RIGHT.

DON'T GO TO THAT FUNERAL.

I MEAN, SHE DOESN'T WANT YOU THERE ANYWAY.

- YEAH--WHAT?

WH-WHAT--WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

- OH, I'M GUESSING YOUR-- YOUR MOM SPENT HER WHOLE LIFE

MAKING YOU FEEL GUILTY ABOUT THINGS.

- OH.

- THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH GUILT YOU'RE GONNA FEEL

WHEN SHE'S IN THE GROUND

AND YOU WEREN'T THERE TO SAY GOOD-BYE.

- OH, SHE WOULD LOVE THAT. - MM-HMM.

AND ARE YOU GONNA GIVE HER THAT SATISFACTION?

OR ARE YOU GONNA GO TO THE FUNERAL

BE THERE FRONT AND CENTER CRYING YOUR EYES OUT

AND SENDING YOUR MOTHER OFF

TO THE COLD, DARK, ETERNAL DIRT-NAP SHE DESERVES?

- YEAH. - MM-HMM.

- YEAH. - YEAH?

- I'M NOT GONNA LET HER WIN. - WHY?

- I'M GOING TO THAT FUNERAL! - YEAH!

- HERE! - WHOO-HOO!

SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS.

- WENDELL, THIS IS CRAZY.

JUST TELL MS. DICKENS YOU HAVE TO SIT OUT.

- UGH, NO.

IF I'M TOO SICK FOR GYM,

THEY'LL SEND ME HOME AND...

I'LL MISS THE PRACTICE SPELLING BEE.

- IT'S NOT WORTH IT, MAN.

IT'S DODGE BALL.

- ALL RIGHT, LINE IT UP!

[clapping]

- DON'T YOU SEE?

I ALWAYS GET HIT FIRST,

WHICH MEANS THAT I'LL GET TO SIT OUT LEGITIMATELY.

IT'S PERFECT.

- READY!

- [sighs] JUST HELP ME GET UP.

- SET!

[whistle blows]

[whistle blows]

- WENDELL, TAKE MY HAND.

- NO.

I'LL GET YOU SICK.

- I KNOW.

I FORGOT TO DO THE READING FOR ENGLISH.

- WENDELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE LAYING DOWN.

- I CAN'T.

I'M MISSING THE PRACTICE SPELLING BEE.

I'VE GOT TO STAY SHARP.

- BUT SICK DAYS ARE THE BEST!

YOU JUST GET TO STAY HOME ALL DAY,

BE A LUMP ON THE COUCH.

- SO YOUR WHOLE LIFE

IS JUST ONE LONG SICK DAY?

- LOOK, YOU NEED TO REST.

YOU KNOW, TRY AND MAKE THE BEST OF IT.

YOU'RE PRETTY LUCKY.

WHEN I WAS A KID,

WE HAD STANDARD DEFINITION TELEVISION.

WE WATCHED 480 PIXELS LIKE ANIMALS.

- I REALLY HAVE TO?

- YES, I FEEL BAD ENOUGH

LETTING YOU GO TO SCHOOL IN THE FIRST PLACE,

BUT YOU'RE MY RESPONSIBILITY.

AND I'M HERE FOR YOU NOW.

AND I'M GONNA BE HERE...

FOR AT LEAST ANOTHER FIVE MINUTES

UNTIL WILMA GETS HERE

SO I CAN MEET MY BUDDIES FOR THE CLIPPERS GAME!

- WAIT. YOU'RE NOT STAYING? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STAYING.

- NO, NO, NO. THAT'D BE CRAZY.

CLIPPERS GAME SEVEN IS, LIKE, A ONCE IN A LIFETIME THING.

BUT WITH ANY LUCK, YOU'LL BE SICK AGAIN.

AND WE'LL HAVE A GOOD TIME THEN, SON.

YOU KNOW WE'LL HAVE A GOOD TIME THEN.

- BEFORE YOU GO, CAN YOU DO SOMETHING FOR ME?

- SURE, BUD, ANYTHING.

- CAN YOU WRAP ME UP IN A BLANKET BURRITO?

- NO, I CANNOT.

WHAT IS THAT?

- IT'S JUST SOMETHING MY MOM USED TO DO WHENEVER I WAS SICK.

SHE'D WRAP ME UP SUPERTIGHT IN A BLANKET

AND MAKE ME ALL WARM AND COZY.

- OH, ALL RIGHT.

ONE BLANKET BURRITO COMING UP. [chuckles]

BOOM!

YOU LOOK DELICIOUS!

- NO, TIGHT.

IT'S SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL SAFE AND LOVED.

- ALL RIGHT. FINE.

- THAT'S NOT HOW MY MOM WOULD DO IT.

- WELL, WHAT IF YOUR MOM WAS WAYNE GRETZKY?

- ALL RIGHTY, BOYS. I'M HERE.

- OH, THANK GOD.

- I KNOW.

WE DON'T SPEND ENOUGH TIME TOGETHER.

- NO, ACTUALLY, WE SPEND PLENTY OF TIME TOGETHER.

- [laughs]

THIS GUY, RIGHT?

AGH! I JUST...

I LOVE BEING AROUND YOUR ENERGY.

- ARE YOU SICK?

- WHAT? WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?

- YOU'RE BEING...

YOU'RE BEING PLEASANT.

THE ONLY TIME YOU'RE LIKE THIS

IS WHEN A VIRUS IS EATING AWAY AT YOUR INSIDES.

- DON'T BE SILLY.

I'M JUST HAPPY.

I HAD A GREAT DAY IN COURT.

A CUTE GUY SMILED AT ME...

RIGHT BEFORE THE OFFICERS LED HIM AWAY.

AND, YOU KNOW, LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL.

TODAY, I SAW A HUMMINGBIRD HOVERING OVER A FLOWER.

OH, MY GOD. I AM SICK.

- IT'S THE FEVER.

IT BOILS THE ANGER OUT OF YOUR BLOOD.

- OH, I BETTER GO HOME AND LIE DOWN.

- OH, NO, NO, NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

YOU ARE IN NO CONDITION TO DRIVE.

YOU JUST NEED TO SIT HERE WITH WENDELL FOR SAY--

OH, THE LENGTH OF A PROFESSIONAL BASKETBALL GAME.

[phone rings]

I'M COMING.

TELL ME YOU'RE WELL ENOUGH TO WATCH HIM.

WE'RE GONNA AGREE THAT'S A YES.

ADIOS, BURRITOS.

- UH, WAIT, UNCLE VINNIE,

BEFORE YOU GO, JUST GIVE ME ONE SPELLING WORD.

- I AM ALREADY LATE. THE GUYS ARE WAITING.

AND WILMA WILL DO IT.

- [moaning]

- ALL RIGHT, FINE.

PUSILLANIMOUS.

- P-U-S-I-L-A-N-I-M-O-U-S.

PUSILLANIMOUS.

- THAT'S GREAT.

YOU ONLY MISSED IT BY ONE "L," WHICH HAPPENS TO BE

THE FIRST LETTER OF THE WORD "LATER."

- WAIT, WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT WORD. WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?

- YOU'RE A 12-YEAR-OLD BOY WHO GIVES A CRAP ABOUT SPELLING.

THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU.

- WELL, THEN GIVE ME ANOTHER WORD.

- I THINK YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH.

- I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH.

GIVE ME ANOTHER WORD!

- WENDELL...

- GIVE IT TO ME! - FINE!

PERPETUITY.

- P-E-R-P-E-P-E-P-P-E-E...

P-E-R-P-P-P-P...

OH, MY GOSH! THIS IS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT.

I DON'T HAVE A CLUE. I CAN'T SPELL.

I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING I'VE LEARNED.

AND I JUST WANT TO EAT ONION RINGS

WHILE WATCHING JEFF FOXWORTHY.

- NO.

[door rattling]

WENDELL, COME OUT OF THERE!

I CAN'T LEAVE WITH YOU LOCKED IN THE CLOSET!

- OH, BECAUSE YOU'RE SUDDENLY A GREAT PARENT?

- NO. MY TICKET'S IN THERE.

I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT IT IN MY JACKET.

NOW, THIS IS WHY MY JACKET PILE IS A WAY BETTER SYSTEM!

[phone ringing]

YEAH, NO, I'M GONNA HAVE TO MEET YOU GUYS DOWN THERE.

NO, IT'S JUST A LITTLE HICCUP.

EVERYTHING IS COOL. ALL RIGHT.

[phone beeps]

NOT COOL, WENDELL!

YOU GOT TO HELP ME. - MM?

- WENDELL'S LOCKED HIMSELF IN THE CLOSET.

- MM-HMM.

- ALL RIGHT. LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY.

ALEX TREBEK IS SINGING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM AS WE SPEAK.

- HE MUST SING LIKE AN ANGEL.

- WELL, HE SINGS IT IN THE FORM OF A QUESTION,

SO IT'S PRETTY GOOD.

LOOK...

IF I CAN GET WENDELL OUT OF THERE,

I NEED YOU TO PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER.

- MM. - CAN YOU BE THE ADULT HERE?

- BOOP! GOT YOUR NOSE.

[laughs]

- OKAY, HERE, LOOK.

JUST TAKE TWO OF THESE.

IT'LL BRING YOUR FEVER DOWN FOR SIX HOURS.

I NEED CRANKY WILMA BACK.

- CAN I-- CAN I TELL YOU A SECRET?

- OKAY.

- I DON'T LIKE CRANKY WILMA.

SHE--SHE SCARES ME FROM THE INSIDE.

- WENDELL, I AM MISSING OPENING TIP!

[knocking]

COME OUT OF THERE!

- WHAT'S THE POINT?

I'M STUPID NOW, SO I MIGHT AS WELL STAY IN HERE.

OOH, I FOUND A STACK OF US WEEKLYS!

OH, NO. WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?

- VINNIE, I CAN'T GET THIS STUPID CAP OFF.

[sighs]

I CAN'T GET MAD AT YOU, CAPPIE.

YOU PROTECT THE CHILDREN.

- WILMA, JUST-- YOU JUST PUSH AND TWIST!

OH, NEVER MIND.

WENDELL, TICKTOCK! TICKTOCK!

WHAT'S THE E.T.A. ON YOU COMING O-U-T?

- YOU'RE MOCKING ME WITH YOUR SPELLING PROWESS.

- HEY, YOU CAN'T BE THAT DUMB.

YOU KNOW THE WORD "PROWESS."

- NO, I JUST READ IT IN US WEEKLY.

IT'S THE NAME OF NICK CAGE'S NEW BABY.

- I HEARD WENDELL WAS SICK,

SO I THOUGHT I'D MAKE HIM SOME CHICKEN SOUP.

- HEY, THAT'S REALLY NICE.

- YES, THAT'S THE NEIGHBORLY THING TO DO,

TO CHECK ON YOUR SICK NEIGHBOR.

- HEY, THAT'S REALLY NICE.

- OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE NOT GETTING THIS.

I'M BEING PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE.

[scoffs]

- YEAH, I TOTALLY GET IT. THAT'S REALLY NICE.

WENDELL, LET'S GET YOU BACK ON YOUR SPELLING HORSE.

SOME OF US HAVE A PLAY-OFF GAME TO GET TO.

- NO, I'M TOO FAR GONE-- OH, COME ON.

HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK

CAN JENNIFER GARNER GO TO THE FARMERS' MARKET?

WE GET IT. YOU'RE A GOOD MOM.

- THAT'S IT. WENDELL, LISTEN TO ME.

FOCUS.

SPELL THE WORD "REPERTOIRE."

WENDELL!

- REPERTOIRE.

R-E-P-E-T-O-I-R-E.

REPERTOIRE.

- THAT'S IT! YOU SPELLED IT RIGHT!

- I DID? - YEAH!

YOU ARE BACK, BABY.

THAT'S IT.

THAT'S IT.

"INFINITESIMAL."

- I-N-F...

- MM-HMM. GO ON.

- I-N-T-E...

- YEAH! KEEP--KEEP GOING.

- C-I-M-A-L!

- YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT!

- YES! I DID IT! I DID IT!

- I DID IT! I DID IT!

- [laughs]

- HEY, NEIGHBOR. HOW'S THAT SOUP DOING?

- [sneezes]

- AH, HOW'S THAT SOUP THAT'S JUST FOR YOU DOING?

- WHAT DO YOU WANT?

- YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING?

DON'T GO BACK TO YOUR PLACE.

I DON'T LIKE THE IDEA OF YOU

ALONE ACROSS THE HALL WHEN YOU'RE SICK.

- THAT'S SO SWEET. - YEAH.

YOU KNOW, JUST--JUST HANG OUT WITH WENDELL AND WILMA

WHILE I STEP OUT FOR A FEW HOURS.

- OH, OH, I--I SEE.

YOU DON'T CHECK ON ME FOR DAYS,

AND NOW YOU WANT ME TO BABYSIT

SO YOU CAN GO OUT AND HAVE FUN.

- BINGO. THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING.

- FOR ALL YOU KNOW,

I COULD HAVE BEEN DEAD IN MY APARTMENT

WITH CATS EATING AWAY AT MY CARCASS!

OH, MY GOD.

I DON'T EVEN HAVE A CAT.

I'M ALONE.

I HAVE NOTHING OR NO ONE TO DEVOUR MY CORPSE.

- IF YOU BABYSIT FOR ME,

I PROMISE I WILL FIND SOMETHING TO EAT YOU.

- NO, NO, NO, NO.

YOU'RE--YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT.

YOU GO. HAVE FUN.

I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOUR SICK FAMILY

WHILE YOU HAVE FUN AT YOUR SPORTS GAME.

- OH...

PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE WITH A TOP NOTE OF SARCASM.

I HEAR IT NOW. MM-KAY.

ALL RIGHT, SO TARYN'S GONNA-- WHAT?

- LIAR!

THERE IS NO "C" IN "INFINITESIMAL."

- COME ON, WENDELL. I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.

JUST SIT ON THE COUCH AND WATCH TV

AND HAVE A GOOD TIME WITH TARYN.

YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS.

I'D AVOID THE SOUP. SEE YOU LATER.

- VINNIE!

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

[sighs]

IF I'M NOT SMART, THEN...

WHO AM I?

IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES ME SPECIAL.

- OH, YOU ROCK A SWEATER-VEST LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS.

- UNCLE VINNIE, PLEASE.

I FEEL LOST, AND I'M KIND OF SCARED.

- [sighs]

HEY, I HEAR YOU.

LOOK...

I'M LEAVING.

I'M STILL TALKING SO YOU DON'T HAVE A CHANCE TO SPEAK.

IT'S CALLED A FILIBUSTER.

I LEARNED THAT FROM YOU.

DON'T BOTHER SPELLING IT.

THE DOOR IS SHUTTING.

I FORGOT MY CELL PHONE. HERE IT IS.

WORDS, WORDS, WORDS, WORDS, WORDS, WORDS.

GOOD-BYE.

[elevator dings]

[sighs]

[elevator dings]

- [gasps]

OH!

MY MEAT LOAF SHOULD BE READY.

- UM, YOU'RE NOT MAKING MEAT LOAF.

- OH, THEN I SHOULD GET STARTED.

- FORGET YOUR FOAM FINGER?

- I WAS THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID, AND...

I THINK YOU'RE WRONG.

YOU GOT A LOT MORE GOING FOR YOU THAN JUST YOUR BRAINS.

SIT UP.

YOU ARE KIND, COMPASSIONATE.

YOU'RE FUNNY.

YOU--YOU RUN A LITTLE WEIRD,

BUT EVEN THAT'S ENDEARING.

IT'S NOT YOUR BRAINS THAT MAKES YOU SPECIAL.

IT'S YOUR HEART.

THERE.

ALL WARM AND COZY.

YOU COULD BE THE DUMBEST KID IN THE WORLD,

BUT YOU'D STILL BE THE BEST GUY I KNOW.

- THANKS, UNCLE VINNIE.

HAVE FUN AT YOUR GAME.

- YOU KNOW WHAT?

I THINK I'D RATHER WATCH IT HERE.

HUH?

- YOU KNOW, OR WE COULD GO OVER SOME MORE SPELLING WORDS--

YOU KNOW WHAT? LET'S WATCH THE GAME.

- HERE IS SOME DELICIOUS CHICKEN SOUP.

- OH, THANKS, WENDELL.

- I JUST WANT YOU TO GET BETTER SO YOU CAN GET BACK TO...

WELL, BASICALLY THIS.

- THIS SOUP IS DELICIOUS.

IS THERE A TOUCH OF SAFFRON IN HERE?

- I DON'T KNOW. I'LL HAVE TO ASK TARYN.

- [sputtering]