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To be someone who censors other people's behaviour

often masks your own sexual frustration

and this a proven fact.

In the same way, it is widely accepted that having sex in a playful and relaxed way

often reveals a free, happy and open-minded disposition

and is the result of a positive attitude towards life.

Just like the naughty girl of this short movie.

Tinto Brass presents

Improper Liaisons

- Uncle! - Silvia!

- How are you? - Fine.

- Let me see you. You've grown up. - Of course.

- Have you been waiting long? - No. Let's go.

So, how was the journey?

It was so hot. I can't wait to have a shower.

Actually...

Tell me about your new wife! Tell me something about her.

Everything's great with Francesca. Elena is the problem.

It was predictable.

My little cousin doesn't change, does she?

You'll see for yourself.

I'm really sorry about your mother.

She was a fantastic woman.

You can stay as long as you like.

- I mean, with us. - Thank you, uncle.

Life is really strange.

When I was a child I always wanted to live with you.

I couldn't wait for the summer because I knew Mum would send me here.

And now here I am with nowhere else to go apart from that horrible school.

I've always thought of you as my own little girl.

You know you were my first true love?

Till now. My biggest crush.

Hello!

- Fine. - Hello!

You're beautiful.

- Well done, uncle. She's lovely. - I know.

- The journey, how was it? - Everything was fine.

Uncle, you're not spying on me, are you?

You left the door open.

The little girl has grown up, hasn't she?

What are you thinking about?

I'm too young for you.

What are you saying? Hurry up. Dinner is ready.

Yes, sir!

So, have you decided what to do?

I have to keep on studying.

- Where? - I don't know. I like it here in Rome.

Have you already found somewhere to stay?

Silvia is part of the family

and she can stay here as long as she likes, obviously.

There is enough room.

The fireworks. Marco, are you coming with me?

Come on, uncle. Can we go?

- Sure. Don't be too late. - Thank you.

Listen, she'll have to stay for a while.

She can't stay here forever.

Where do you think she should go, then?

- She could go back to her school. - She's your cousin!

Why don't you like her?

Shut up. You're not even part of the family. Why don't you leave as well?

Don't you dare talk to her that way. Watch your mouth.

I already said she can stay as long as she likes.

What's wrong, little one?

Are you afraid of the woods?

Don't be scared. I'm here with you.

Do you remember what we used to do when we were young?

Do you remember?

We played doctors. Remember?

And when you sodomized me with your father's pen?

Do you want to sodomize me with something else now?

What do you reckon?

Hurry up, Silvia. Dinner is ready!

- Park in the back. I'll be in the bedroom. - I'm coming.

What are you doing here?

I was looking for a book.

No. You're nosing around in my father's bedroom.

Aren't you leaving yet?

Don't you realise nobody wants you here?

You're not part of this family. Go back to your school.

No. I don't think I'll leave.

I like this house.

Actually, my dear cousin, I think you'll be the one to leave.

Leave this room.

Does your father know you take boys to your bedroom?

Come on? Why not?

Try, at least.

Look, let's do this. If you don't like it, I won't ask you again.

I've told you many times, I'm tired of listening to you.

I don't do it with my mouth. Get a whore if you want particular things.

Yes.

I won't put that disgusting thing in my mouth.

Hi!

Hello!

Who are you?

Elena's cousin. I heard you talking and so came in to meet you.

- Well, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

Don't worry! She'll be busy for a while.

But tell me about your problem.

- What are you talking about? - Come on.

I was passing by and accidentally

I heard you arguing about something.

A thing she doesn't really want to do.

Well...

What are you still doing in bed? Hurry up, my father is on his way.

I bought you something.

I saw it in a shop and I thought it would suit you.

Thank you, Auntie.

I'm sure you'll like it.

I'll put it here.

We're nearly ready to eat. Are you coming downstairs?

Yes. In a while.

Where are you going, all wet?

I've just got out of the bath.

I'll wait for you downstairs.

Stay here with me for a little bit.

- What's wrong? - I miss my mother.

So sweet.

I'm here.

Where's Elena? Isn't she coming to eat?

She said she's not coming. She's not feeling well.

Since I've been here, she's been unwell.

Don't worry. It has nothing to do with you.

Go and tell your sister I want her here in five minutes.

All right.

I'm going to have a bit of fresh air.

Excuse me.

- We can't go on like this. - You're right.

What are these pictures of?

- A bit of everything. - Are there some of your lovers?

I don't have any lovers.

Apart from me?

Of course.

- Do you want to take some pictures of me? - Now?

Of course. Right now.

- I don't know. We don't have the right light. - Come on. We can use the flash.

Give it back, come on.

- I know what you really like. - Really?

Yes. You like watching.

You like watching people making love.

You're avo...a...

The word is voyeur.

You shouldn't go nosing about in other people's pockets.

- Come on, follow me. - Where?

Come.

Where are you...

Wait.

Watch.

Who's your little girl? I need you to tell me.

You're my little girl.

- You are. - We'll always be together, won't we?

We'll always be together.

Nobody will throw you out of here.

Nobody.

- I'll be back in time for dinner. - We'll wait for you. Don't drive too fast.

I think I should be in that car.

Don't worry. I'm sure she'll be fine in that school.

Dinner at seven.

You're not allowed to be late.

Hi. It's for the best if you know this straight away.

- This is my girlfriend. - Hello.

Smoking is forbidden.