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When it comes to sex, there are no rules.

It would be ridiculous to define one sexual act as more "normal” than another one.

Total freedom must reign,

the only restriction being not to impinge on the freedom of others.

PRESENTS

Wait a second.

- What are you doing? - I dropped my cigarette.

Wait, I'll pull over.

I'm not prejudiced. It's just a matter of...

No, I've never tried, but...

I don't know...

Have you ever had sex with a tranny?

Don't we have any music?

Where are we?

Let's have a drink, otherwise we won't understand a fucking thing.

You annoy me a little bit.

I annoy you? It's you who annoys me.

You always force me into doing all sorts.

I've never even had the courage to pick a woman up.

To be honest, I'm always waiting

for them to jump on me!

Can you imagine me stopping to pick up a whore?

Or even having an experience with a tranny?

That arsehole had to overtake at any cost.

I have the indicator on. I'm turning. What the fuck...

See, you too fall in love.

In the end, you too need a woman.

How is she?

Have you already...

No, I only saw her.

I keep seeing the flashing lights of a police car.

Flying saucers.

- Where are we going? - Don't worry.

The point is that the kind of fun you're suggesting is...

Do you know what scares me?

The moment when she gets naked, you know.

Does it not give you a strange feeling...

- That she's got a dick? - Exactly.

Nicole, Nicole, Nicole, Nicole.

You reverted to such a childish state

that the sight of a woman down the road was enough to make you fall over.

I think you're...

- Getting fucked up? - Yes, getting fucked up.

Hello.

Look at that one.

Let's take a closer look.

Hello.

- What do you want? - Shall we go home?

All right.

What's she saying?

Get in, come on!

Are we going to your place?

Yes, let's go to my place. I'll show you the way.

- What's your name? - Wesley.

- Wensley? - Wesley.

And you?

I am Peppe.

- And you? - Enzo.

Come on, Enzo, say something.

- Where are you from? - I am Colombian.

Colombian?

- Where do you live? - Near Casilina.

What do you want to do at home? A drum kit?

- What is a drum kit? - A threesome.

- Say, Wesley, what do you think of Rome? - 1 like it.

Well, when the police don't bother you, it's a nice place.

The police stopped us earlier.

They gave us a look.

Maybe he was a queer.

- Huh? - Maybe he was a queer.

I don't know.

- He was acting like a pig. - 1 didn't see him.

- 1 didn't see him. - You weren't paying attention.

- Where shall I stop? - Here is fine.

Here? Drop you here. I don't know.

- You don't feel like it? - No, I'll go for a ride.

- Well, don't worry. - I'm not worried.

- Well, I am. - No, don't worry. Bye guys.

Bye Pe'.

...otherwise you lead the life of a hairdresser.

That's the only thing we can do. There's nothing else.

To be a hairdresser is an art. It's a skill.

Walking the street is a totally different kind of art, but still an art.

- Do you like it? - Yes.

I like the idea of seducing a man who is still not sure about what he wants.

Gentlemen, Nicole Brochard!

Now we'll do an experiment.

What kind of experiment?

What kind?

Now it's your turn.

What do you want me to do?

I don't knowv. Surely you know more than me.

What would you like?

You still haven't answered.

This?

Is this what you wanted?

Listen, I hope you're all right.

- I am. - You don't mind me making such a fuss.

Do you understand?

With me, you don't have anything to worry about.

This is something that...

- ...to watch a film. - Exactly.

- I love you. - I love you.

- Why don't we stop here? - Where?

Shall we go?

Yes, let's go.

- Let's see if it gets hard. - What?

The nipple.

- What do you think? - I think it does.

Don't come in my mouth or I'll kill you.

Do you want to go all the way?

Why not?

Really? Romeo and Juliet.

What did you fall in love with? With my arse?

Yes, you like it. Yes...

What do you think?

Do you want to come?

He wants arse. Good.

What have you understood so far? Be honest.

Yes.

- Be honest. - Honest?

Beautiful young man.

I understood that...

in this precise moment...

as long as one is acting or something similar,

I don't like the aspect...

How can I say it? The sexual aspect of all this.

I don't know if I'm clear.

- Do you really believe it? - Of course.

I think a lot of people would fall for you.

- I don't think so. - Well, I do.

You are very...

What do you mean, a little? Either I'm sexy or I'm not.

- Pig. - I am not a pig.

I'm a little pig.

I'm a bit softer.

- Yes, you are a real softie. - You think?

Don't stick up again, please.

Here, I'll break it.

So...

I realised that you are a person who is worth knowing.

A really interesting person. 1 didn't tell you before.

I don't know,

because usually men don't care about their partners.

They are only after diversion...

promiscuity.

They see it as a way to escape

from reality.

But reality is what one experiences every day.

I think that in the futuristic life, we will all experience the same reality.

- Futuristic life? - There will be no boundaries.

Everybody will be who he is and everybody will respect it.

Why don't you stand up?

Stand up. Stand up.

- Turn. - I'm embarrassed.

About what? You filmed me from tip to toe.

I have the right to do it now.

Yes. Come on.

You filmed me as I am, I want to do the same with you.

- I'm embarrassed. - Come on.

Why don't you have a cigarette?

- Get yourself something to drink. - Do you want something?

Peppe.

- Peppe, Peppe. - Just a minute.

I had in mind a lot of things

but in the end I completely lost track of everything

and now I find myself drinking gin.