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Culture has defined as perversions

those sexual practices whose end is not procreation,

which are only natural sexual instincts.

Among such practices, talking about eroticism, voyeurism stands out.

This is the excitement that one feels while watching, especially furtively,

other people's sexual behaviour.

More or less, we are all a bit of a Peeping Tom.

To be ashamed of it is pointless and ridiculous.

TINTO BRASS Presents

- Hi. - Don't even say hello!

Don't worry. He's an arsehole!

- Anyway, we're in now. - So?

So let's have fun!

Come on, lighten up!

Lifts

Where the hell have you been, Meo? I've been waiting for ages.

I've got the German chick at home.

- I'm sorry, Giulio, you're right. - What's wrong? You're always moody!

- Is it your wife? - Who else?

Talking won't solve this problem. You need to act.

I can't solve anything.

At this point my wife is more like a sister to me.

- You don't get horny, do you? - Well, yes!

I don't know, after eight years, you lose interest in a woman.

It's a problem. Do what I do. You don't even have children.

- Yes, but I really care about her. - What are you saying, Meo?

If there is not this...

I'm so tired, I can't go on.

How do you do it?

Like this. Tonino loves it.

And then...

- What do you call this thing here? - You know!

- Do you have a room? - I'll check.

- How many nights? - Tonight. Only for tonight.

Tomorrow evening we fly to Sicily.

We only go if you accept my conditions. You know that.

- Stop it. - Otherwise, I'll go back to Paris.

- We already have the tickets. - I don't care about your tickets.

If you say you love me...

- Could I check your passports, please? - Here they are.

I also need your wife's.

I'm not his wife. He could be my brother.

Thank you. I'd like an internal room.

Don't listen to him. I like looking at things.

I want a really good view.

Quiet, but with a view.

I've got the right room for you.

Mara!

- Number 404, is it ready? - Of course.

Take them there.

Follow me, please.

Elio Cavaro, good evening. Meo speaking.

I'm sorry, sir. We only have a single room tonight.

Yes, there are rooms available for tomorrow.

That's all right. Thank you very much.

- Do you like it? - I'd say so.

Madam.

- Miss. - Yes?

For you...

Dominique, it's late.

At last! Are you still not ready?

I'm doing everything you want.

You know. I don't really care about going downstairs.

Reception, good evening.

Good evening, sir.

Yes, the restaurant is already open.

Table for two?

For one.

All right.

All right. We'll be waiting for you.

You too. Goodbye.

Good evening.

Follow me, please. Is your lady not feeling well?

Nothing serious. She must be tired after the journey.

- I'm sure she'll be fine tomorrow. - No doubt.

- Can you send the maid, what's her name? - Mara.

Yes, to get the room ready for tonight. Thank you very much.

- Hi. Come in. - I'm here to do the room.

- It's beautiful! - Do you like it?

It's gorgeous!

I think this would suit you too.

I think it would suit you.

- Why don't you try it on? Come on! - No, madam, I have to tidy up.

Absolutely...

There we are.

Should we get rid of this one too? The crown.

Madam, you're embarrassing me.

Sit down.

They're my work stockings...

I find them really sexy. Seriously.

Very sexy.

You're very beautiful. Don't worry.

You're so beautiful.

Shall we let your hair down?

You're so beautiful!

Wait a minute.

This hair.

Like this. Should we try it on?

Oh, yes! Much wilder!

Like this. Yes. You know what's missing?

Lipstick. Your mouth.

I know. Yes, your mouth.

Red.

What do you want?

She was supposed to tidy up. Shit!

You can do it yourself if you like.

Here, madam. Thank you.

- Wait. This is for you. It's for you. - Thank you.

You're welcome.

Do something yourself for a change.

You never do anything.

Help me tidy up a bit.

What is it? Are you upset?

Come on.

Stop it!

Here, I found what I was looking for.

You stay there.

You're here early. What happened?

It's ten o'clock. If you want to keep working, I'll go.

- Listen. - Goon.

I don't like her any more.

- But someone doesn't like him any more. - Who? What do you mean?

This is philosophy.

- Greek or shitty philosophy? - Shitty, my friend. Very shitty.

Now you're early!

I get so fucking bored at home.

- I have more fun here. - Even better. So I can go to the dentist's.

Two Americans arrived, I gave them the room 202,

and a professor, who's staying only tonight.

- That fax... - No, we haven't received it yet.

What else? Room 404 asked for breakfast, that's it.

And the French couple have decided to stay.

- They're not leaving. - Perfect.

Go and get changed. I'll wait for you.

Come on. Hurry up.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

Thank you.

I'll do it.

Excuse me! Enjoy your meal.

Bartolomeo, what are you doing? Are you deaf? The phone's ringing.

I'm sorry. I was a bit distracted.

It's room 202. I'm going straight up to apologise.

- Mrs Clement, your taxi is waiting. - Thank you.

- Send the champagne to my room, please. - I already have, madam.

Champagne, sir.

Thank you.

- Can ll go? - No, stay. Have a drink with me.

Thank you.

- You know Dominique really likes you. - What are you doing, sir?

- Are you playing? - I like playing.

Are we playing chase?

Who's chasing who?

My love, Dominique.

My love.

Reception, good evening.

Good evening, Mrs Siepe. Tell me.

If you give us the dress immediately

we can deliver it to you tomorrow in the early afternoon.

Yes.

All right.

All right. Thank you very much. Goodbye.

- Have you forgotten anything, madam? - I left my bag upstairs.

- Could you pay my taxi? - Of course.

It's still the same. I don't love you any more.

I don't love you any more.

- Who's that? Who's that? - It's me. Me.

- Don't you have your keys? - Yes, but I want you to open tonight.

You're mad. It's so late. The pasta is cold now.

But I'm hot. Very, very hot, my love.

I don't understand. Only yesterday you wanted a divorce.

Look at me. I don't know what to do to make you like me.

You know, then.

Everything. I know everything. I saw everything.

Listen. An aeroplane.

So?

It must be Dominique.

Who the fuck's that?

Bloody hell!

From Gérard and Dominique.