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♪
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♪
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♪
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Hello. Cornell?
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Anyone?
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Awww.
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[ Crying ]
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Pet store owner?
Bunny rabbits?
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Mr. Snake?
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Mama?
Daddy?
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Reggie?
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Oh, no!
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Cornell! Malik! Ray!
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Where are you?!
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[ Crying ]
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♪
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Hey, Drake, Giovanni, how long
have you guys been together?
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[ Indistinct shouting,
camera shutters clicking ]
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[ Buzzer ]
Im sorry, maam. I cant let
you in here with that alcohol.
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Well, damn,
yall are bougie.
[ Lid clatters ]
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[ Gulping ]
[ Glass shatters ]
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Maam, this is
an NRA‐sponsored event,
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so I cannot let you in
without a firearm.
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[ Gunshots ]
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Youre good to go.
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Hello, everyone.
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My name is Daniel,
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and welcome to
the Walla Walla Talent Show.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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♪
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No, no, no!
Spin faster!
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Ah!
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[ Shoes tapping ]
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Ugh!
Have any of you seen Reggie?
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If we dont
have a guitarist,
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were gonna be screwed
in the a‐‐
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Maybe we shouldnt
have a guitarist.
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I havent heard from him
all day.
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I hope he didnt forget
that the talent show is today.
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I dont want to lose again.
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Look, Cornell, I know hes
your best friend and all,
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but Im not
gonna risk it.
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We need to replace him,
and fast.
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Who are we gonna find on such
short notice to replace him?
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♪
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Whoa.
Dirtbike Kid!
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‐Yes.
‐Hey, we need you to ‐‐
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Yes.
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We didnt even
ask you yet.
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Guitar.
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[ Guitar solo ]
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Whats it gonna be,
Cornell?
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This might be our best shot
at winning.
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And Reggie sucks.
Like, hes trash.
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[ Spits ]
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Yeah!
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What do you mean?
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‐Hell, yeah!
‐Hell, yes!
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I got you, Hovie,
baby.
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You rolling with
Mayor Leonard Jenkins tonight.
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Im‐a get you all through
the back door, though, cause ‐‐
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Hey, only talent
backstage.
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Nigga, I know you just saw me
walk up with them.
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Talent only.
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‐Nigga, I got talent.
‐What is it?
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Uh, okay,
let me see, uh...
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[ Warbles ]
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Nah.
[ Pencil clatters ]
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Nah.
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Nah.
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And next we have R. G.
and his orchestra
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playing their hit song
"25 Seconds or Less."
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My friends, my family,
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and all the people
of Walla Walla are gone.
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It felt like just yesterday
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I was making boiled egg
and hot dog casserole.
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Goodbye, world.
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[ Orchestra playing ]
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Ow!
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Oh, my God.
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You broke my fall.
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It must a sign.
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The world is mine,
and I can do whatever I want.
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I always did want to go
in Mervs house.
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All right, everyone, give it up
for our next performer ‐‐
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Michael Jackson...
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being performed by
Walla Wallas very own Renee.
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[ Booing ]
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Im Renee.
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[ Coughs ]
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I wrote this 10 minutes ago.
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Man: Get your thick ass
off the stage!
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♪ Please come back ♪
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♪ Dont leave ♪
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[ Sniffs ]
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This hot dog tastes
a little funky.
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[ Clatters ]
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Renee: ♪ Yesterday ♪
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I know just the place
to use this.
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♪ Yesterday ♪
[ Coughs ]
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[ Singing indistinctly ]
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[ Explosion ]
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[ Roars ]
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[ Roaring, screeching ]
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[ Vocalizing ]
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[ Roaring, screeching ]
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[ Growls ]
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You freed me.
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In another lifetime,
I am your servant.
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Goodbye.
[ Smooches ]
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[ Vocalizing ]
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[ Coughs ]
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Thank you.
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[ Coughs ]
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Dont dis his abilities.
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Give a big handicap clap
to Brokebody Bobby.
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[ Whirring ]
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Audience groans ]
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[ Computerized voice ]
Dont worry.
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Hes fine.
Hes fine.
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Since its his leg,
he cant feel anything.
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[ Screaming continues ]
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All right, guys, one more act,
and then were up!
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Ive waited my whole life
for this
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since I found out
about it a week ago.
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Dont get too excited.
Look whos next.
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Announcer: Give it up for
the Nigerian dance master...
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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♪
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Yeah!
I love this kid!
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Damn it!
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How are we supposed to
compete with that?
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Hes the best dancer
in the whole state of Africa.
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Well, were in the state
of America,
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and we got to go out there
and do what Americans do.
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Uh, kill everybody?
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Yeah, but with song.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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This band
has a black lead.
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Affirmative action!
[ Chuckles ]
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Give it up
for the Toe Rings.
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[ Mid‐tempo music plays ]
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[ Guitar solo ]
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♪
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You know what just hit me?
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The only person who will
remember the people
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who walked this planet is me.
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Well, Im not gonna
stand for that.
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I need whoever comes next,
whether it be aliens,
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cyborgs, or another Reggie,
to know who my friends were.
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Cornell, Malik, Cornell,
a‐and Cornell.
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I need to preserve this history.
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Yeah.
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[ Gunshots ]
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Yeah!
Thats my sons band!
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Ha‐ha!
Booyakah, booyakah!
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Man: Well, you need
to tell him to shut up.
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[ Gunshots ]
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Oh, no.
Thats it.
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Theyre here to destroy
everything and call me a liar.
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[ Roars ]
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♪
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Man, that kids got talent.
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Oh, dear!
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[ Tires screech ]
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♪
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♪
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What do you want
from me, huh?!
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Why do you want to erase me
and my friends?!
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Oh, my God!
Please dont hurt me.
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Im just a delivery guy.
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I just came to deliver
the trophy for the talent show.
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Ha!
You thought you could fool me.
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The talent show is tomorrow.
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Look at my calendar.
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Look!
You have it circled right there!
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The ‐‐ The talent show
is today!
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Oh, my God.
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You snuck into my pockets
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and changed the date
of the talent show
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so you could come here
and destroy me.
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Im on to you.
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You have left me with no choice
but to kill you.
You got it all wrong!
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Oh, my God, no, no, no, no, no!
Please dont kill me.
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She said she was 18!
She said she was 18!
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If I checked, it would have been
really awkward.
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Aah!
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[ Beeping ]
It was in the moment.
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All right, we gonna finish this
when Im done with my nap.
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Oh!
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[ Guitar solo ]
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Hey, stop!
Stop!
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[ Tasers crackle ]
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Bike.
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[ Motor revs ]
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♪
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You need to get your friend
off the stage,
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or youre disqualified.
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♪
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[ Ting! ]
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Scraping ]
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Ah!
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[ Crying ]
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[ Engine starts, tires screech ]
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Oh, thank God.
Oh, thank the Lord.
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Oh, my God!
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Real niggas dont sleep.
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We just take long blinks...
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like that
and get this money.
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Aah! Aah!
Aah!
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[ Tires screeching ]
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[ Crying ]
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♪
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It was a good run.
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Aah!
[ Tires screech ]
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Oh, my God!
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[ Guitar solo ]
[ Crying ]
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Oh, my God.
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[ Crash ]
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[ Cheering ]
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Ha‐ha‐ha!
[ Gunshots ]
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Booyakah, booyakah!
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‐Reggie?
‐Cornell?
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I thought this man had already
destroyed your memory.
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What you doing here?
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Jail now.
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And the winner of
the Walla Walla Talent Show,
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for being able to shut
that dumbass kid down, is...
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‐Reggie.
‐Aww!
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Thank you!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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♪
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♪
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[ Crying ]
Oh, God.
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Dont cry, little guy.
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Come on.
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♪ Dont cry ♪
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♪ Dont cry ♪
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♪
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♪
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