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♪
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[ Electricity crackling ]
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Im telling you, Al Sharpton
and Don King are the same nigga.
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Just think about it.
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Have you ever seen them in
the same room
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at the same time?
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You make a good point.
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And when I think about it,
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I havent seen them in
the same room at the same time.
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I dont get
the point of this.
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Were giving girls money
for shaking their ass on a pole?
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I could almost
get that at home.
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Yeah, me, too.
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Chata, you ol
"me too" ass nigga.
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Grow your own dick, [bleep]
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I feel so sorry
for these girls.
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Im sure they all have
daddy issues.
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Hailing all the way
from Walla Walla, at 34",
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12 pounds
of see‐through thickness,
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yall make some mother[bleep]
noise for KYYYYYY Jelly!
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[ Gasps ]
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Oh, yeah!
Shes my favorite.
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Barry,
let me borrow $5.
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I have nothing to throw.
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[ Airhorn blows ]
Dad?
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Lets go, now.
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Blue: Double trouble, yall!
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It look like
she brought a friend.
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Yeah!
Thats what Im talking about.
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Take it off.
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You never told me my daughter
was a stripper.
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Shit, you aint ask.
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See, you not ask.
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Oh, hey, Barry,
how much for a lap dance?
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You cant take off
all your clothes
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in front of people
you dont know.
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But I do know them.
Thats not the point.
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Youre not going back there
ever again.
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Yo, bitch.
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Its your bitch stuck up
on a light post and [bleep]
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Whatd you say, boy?
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Theres a bitch stuck up
on the light post?
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Yeah, and you the only bitch
that can help us, it seem like.
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Oh, my God, he said theres
a bitch stuck up
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at the top of that light post
and Im the only bitch
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that can help,
it seems like.
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Stand back.
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♪
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[ People clamouring ]
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♪
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I missed you, Ma.
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Who is this intelligent,
fearless, strong woman?
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‐Oh, you mean the stripper?
‐Mm‐hmm.
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‐Thats Barrys daughter.
‐Interesting.
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Yep, Barrys daughter.
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News reporter:
You must be so very proud
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to raise such a hero,
such a talented, uh, hero.
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She seems like a shoe‐in
for Walla Wallas annual
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Battle of the Pole.
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Will she be competing?
I‐I dont ‐‐
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Were still
weighing our options,
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but well let you know
something real soon.
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♪
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[ Applause on televison ]
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[ Keys jingling, lock clicking ]
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♪
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Dad,
I got straight "As"!
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So, youve just been
waiting here?
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For two hours?
Yes.
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Hey, honey,
I was on the news.
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Thats just news.
Nobody gives a check for that.
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But we will get a check
when KY wins
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Walla Wallas
Battle of the Pole.
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I just stripped at the Stank
Bank because I was bored.
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Aw, shit, thats what
Im talking about!
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I knew you had skills,
girl.
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She got it from her mama.
Got it from her mama.
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Nope.
She got it from her daddy.
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She got it from her daddy.
[ Cheeks clapping ]
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[ Smooching ]
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[ Groans ]
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Right there.
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[ Sobbing ]
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♪
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[ Whistle blows ]
[ Coughing ]
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What the hell?
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Rise and shine,
stripper.
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Time to train.
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[ Sighs ]
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Narrator: KY and Barry embarked
on an up‐pole journey
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to booty‐popping success.
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[ Whistle blows ]
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KY learned the valuable
distinction
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between a broke nigga
and a paid nigga.
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[ Whistle blows ]
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She got so good,
she was green‐screened
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and remastered
into Nellys "Tip Drill" video.
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I mean, this mother[bleep]
quickly became
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the Mike Tyson of twerk,
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the Louis Armstrong
of lap dance,
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the Barack Obama
of booty shaking.
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Thats right.
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KY was taking stripping
to new heights,
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and with her daddy on that ass,
she was destined for greatness.
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She was ready.
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I mean, that bitch was on fire.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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What, what?
Whats going on?
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Stand back.
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This squirrels trying
to attack KY.
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No, no, Im not
trying to attack.
It has a suit on.
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Chill, chill.
Its dangerous.
KY.
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Wait, no, what the [bleep]
is your problem, dude?
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Im cool.
Slowly give me a rock.
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No, what the ‐‐ what the [bleep]
do you need a rock for, man?
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Hello.
Im cool. Im just standing
here narrating.
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Do you speak English?
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Yeah, Im clearly [bleep]
speaking English, man.
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Were talking,
Im talking.
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Goddamn foreigners.
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Hey, this country is mine,
too.
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[ Dogs barking ]
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♪
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Free‐range puppies.
[ Laughs ]
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Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
[ Doorbell rings ]
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Can we get some? Huh, huh?
‐Whos at the door?
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Mama, can we get some,
please?
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Oh, its Neil deGrasse Tyson!
Oh, my God.
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First things first.
There is no God.
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Second, I saw what you did
on the news
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and what you did
on that pole.
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It was scientifically
impossible.
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I hope this isnt
too straightforward,
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but your body is a planet
and I want to land on that ass.
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Well, Ill take that as a yes,
my sweet gelatinous hydrozoa.
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So I said, "Elan, get your
finger out of that urethra."
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[ Laughter ]
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Hey, theres a meteor shower
three nights from now,
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and Ive rented a zero‐G rocket
to take us to the edge
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of the Earths atmosphere
to get the best view.
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Sorry.
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But she has
a prior commitment.
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Shell be competing
in Walla Wallas
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annual
Battle of the Pole.
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Excuse me, sir,
but I want to ask you
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to put that cigarette out.
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There is no smoking inside
the premise of the restaurant,
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because we have a lot
of children who eat here,
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and we dont want them
to get sick,
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or we dont want them to die,
and then we get sued,
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and then I lose my job,
and so I ask you, sir,
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please put out
the cigarette.
[ Blows ]
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[ Coughs ]
Youre probably right.
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I should probably
put this out.
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‐Oh, no!
‐Oopsie.
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Looks like we got to go,
KY.
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‐But were still ‐‐
‐Looks like we have to go, KY!
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I can actually
give her a ride.
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Ooh, "I can actually
give her a ride."
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[ Groans ]
Youre just a groupie.
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♪ If you cant fight, bitch
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♪ Im a boss
and I laid you off ♪
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♪ Call the police
and I pay them off ♪
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♪ Smokin tonight
and I made you cough ♪
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We got a star
coming in here.
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Get out the way.
Ima [bleep] you up.
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Move! Move.
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Get out of here.
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Get the [bleep]
out of here.
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♪ That aint right
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♪ Hey, Im the head bitch
in charge ♪
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Girl, I heard you were
getting on that pole today.
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Ooh,
I like that outfit.
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Thank you.
I got it from ‐‐
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No, no, no.
You dont talk to her.
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Whatd I tell you
about competition?
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[Bleep] Screw em!
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You pull their pants down
and screw em!
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Now, come on!
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♪
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Why did I have to come?
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Because we have to support
your sister.
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Shes family.
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[ Pole squeaks ]
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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What did I miss?
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I dont know about that one,
Barry.
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KYs got some
stiff competition.
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I mean, damn.
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Now yall know we got
a mother[bleep] legend
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about to grace the stage!
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Yall make some noise
for Rice Plaaaaate!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah
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[ Coughs ]
Dad, I dont know if you heard,
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but [clears throat]
I got straight "As."
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♪
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Man, why dont he care
about me no more.
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Probably cause you aint got
a fat ass like your big sis.
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Hmm.
I could.
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...what people dont get
is space is just ‐‐
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What are you doing?
Why arent you dressed?
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Im not stripping, Dad.
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Im going to the meteor shower
with Neil.
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Bitch, I have not tried
this hard for this long
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to get to where I am
only to have you walk away now.
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Youre gonna get
in those clothes,
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get on that stage, and ‐‐
[ Object clanks ]
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Woman:
[ Screams ] Why?!
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It was a big burly man
in a small jacket.
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He hit me in the leg
with a pipe.
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Why?! Oh, my knee!
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♪
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[ Gasps ]
How could you?
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All for this stupid
stripping competition.
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You used to be my loving,
caring father,
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and now youre a monster.
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You hired Renee to beat
Chocolate with a pipe.
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What kind of person
does that?
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[ As KY] "What kind of person
does that?"
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Shut your baby ass up.
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I wish somebody gave a damn
about me the way
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I give a damn about you.
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I come from a single‐parent
home.
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Flint still
aint got no water.
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You just dont get it.
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KY, if youre good to go,
well head over to the stage.
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Im not going on.
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Sir, if she doesnt
go on stage,
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were gonna have
to forfeit her.
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Were not forfeiting shit.
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Just give me a minute
to think, bitch.
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Its warm in here.
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All right, now, yall.
We got a newcomer coming.
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Yall make a Walla Walla welcome
for Daddys Little Girl!
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Whoo!
[ Air horn blares ]
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[ Panting ]
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[ Groans ]
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[ Pole squeaking ]
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Man coughs ]
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Man #1: I just spilled spaghetti
all over my shoe!
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Man #2: What kind of shoes
is those, man?
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I like those a lot!
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These are new shoes,
damn!
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[ Panting ]
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Sirens chirp ]
[ Exclaims, grunts ]
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Oh, [bleep]
Theres cop strippers, too?
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Back up
and I will comply.
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Back up
and I will comply!
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‐What does that even mean?
‐Aah!
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‐Bring it, Hank.
‐[ Groaning ]
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No!
Black lives matter!
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[ Door buzzes ]
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♪
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[ Telephone rings ]
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[ Sighs ]
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Ive had quite some time
to think about it,
262
00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:46,013
and here, I feel
I really owe you an apology.
263
00:10:46,045 --> 00:10:48,405
Me being on that stage
made me realize
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00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:50,778
that I was more consumed
with my needs
265
00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:52,517
than the needs
of my children,
266
00:10:52,552 --> 00:10:55,292
and that made me
a really selfish father.
267
00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:58,361
And for that, Im sorry.
268
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Look,
I dont give a [bleep]
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00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:00,859
about none of that [bleep]
all right?
270
00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:02,534
Youre looking at six months
to a year,
271
00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:04,062
but if you cooperate
and tell the judge
272
00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:05,497
you stole the yellow purse,
273
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youre looking
at house arrest.
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What do you say?
[ Chuckles ]
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Oh, also, Cornell wanted me
to give you this.
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00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:14,075
He said he hopes
youll be proud of it.
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00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:16,077
Ooh, hes thick.
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♪
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♪
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Hey, homie,
thats my hot dog.
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