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[ Electricity crackling ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Im telling you, Al Sharpton and Don King are the same nigga.

Just think about it.

Have you ever seen them in the same room

at the same time?

You make a good point.

And when I think about it,

I havent seen them in the same room at the same time.

I dont get the point of this.

Were giving girls money for shaking their ass on a pole?

I could almost get that at home.

Yeah, me, too.

Chata, you ol "me too" ass nigga.

Grow your own dick, [bleep]

I feel so sorry for these girls.

Im sure they all have daddy issues.

Hailing all the way from Walla Walla, at 34",

12 pounds of see‐through thickness,

yall make some mother[bleep] noise for KYYYYYY Jelly!

[ Gasps ]

Oh, yeah! Shes my favorite.

Barry, let me borrow $5.

I have nothing to throw.

[ Airhorn blows ] Dad?

Lets go, now.

Blue: Double trouble, yall!

It look like she brought a friend.

Yeah! Thats what Im talking about.

Take it off.

You never told me my daughter was a stripper.

Shit, you aint ask.

See, you not ask.

Oh, hey, Barry, how much for a lap dance?

You cant take off all your clothes

in front of people you dont know.

But I do know them. Thats not the point.

Youre not going back there ever again.

Yo, bitch.

Its your bitch stuck up on a light post and [bleep]

Whatd you say, boy?

Theres a bitch stuck up on the light post?

Yeah, and you the only bitch that can help us, it seem like.

Oh, my God, he said theres a bitch stuck up

at the top of that light post and Im the only bitch

that can help, it seems like.

Stand back.

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[ People clamouring ]

♪

I missed you, Ma.

Who is this intelligent, fearless, strong woman?

‐Oh, you mean the stripper? ‐Mm‐hmm.

‐Thats Barrys daughter. ‐Interesting.

Yep, Barrys daughter.

News reporter: You must be so very proud

to raise such a hero, such a talented, uh, hero.

She seems like a shoe‐in for Walla Wallas annual

Battle of the Pole.

Will she be competing? I‐I dont ‐‐

Were still weighing our options,

but well let you know something real soon.

♪

[ Applause on televison ]

[ Keys jingling, lock clicking ]

♪

Dad, I got straight "As"!

So, youve just been waiting here?

For two hours? Yes.

Hey, honey, I was on the news.

Thats just news. Nobody gives a check for that.

But we will get a check when KY wins

Walla Wallas Battle of the Pole.

I just stripped at the Stank Bank because I was bored.

Aw, shit, thats what Im talking about!

I knew you had skills, girl.

She got it from her mama. Got it from her mama.

Nope. She got it from her daddy.

She got it from her daddy. [ Cheeks clapping ]

[ Smooching ]

[ Groans ]

Right there.

[ Sobbing ]

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[ Whistle blows ] [ Coughing ]

What the hell?

Rise and shine, stripper.

Time to train.

[ Sighs ]

Narrator: KY and Barry embarked on an up‐pole journey

to booty‐popping success.

[ Whistle blows ]

KY learned the valuable distinction

between a broke nigga and a paid nigga.

[ Whistle blows ]

She got so good, she was green‐screened

and remastered into Nellys "Tip Drill" video.

I mean, this mother[bleep] quickly became

the Mike Tyson of twerk,

the Louis Armstrong of lap dance,

the Barack Obama of booty shaking.

Thats right.

KY was taking stripping to new heights,

and with her daddy on that ass, she was destined for greatness.

She was ready.

I mean, that bitch was on fire.

Hey, what are you doing?

What, what? Whats going on?

Stand back.

This squirrels trying to attack KY.

No, no, Im not trying to attack. It has a suit on.

Chill, chill. Its dangerous. KY.

Wait, no, what the [bleep] is your problem, dude?

Im cool. Slowly give me a rock.

No, what the ‐‐ what the [bleep] do you need a rock for, man?

Hello. Im cool. Im just standing here narrating.

Do you speak English?

Yeah, Im clearly [bleep] speaking English, man.

Were talking, Im talking.

Goddamn foreigners.

Hey, this country is mine, too.

[ Dogs barking ]

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Free‐range puppies. [ Laughs ]

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! [ Doorbell rings ]

Can we get some? Huh, huh? ‐Whos at the door?

Mama, can we get some, please?

Oh, its Neil deGrasse Tyson! Oh, my God.

First things first. There is no God.

Second, I saw what you did on the news

and what you did on that pole.

It was scientifically impossible.

I hope this isnt too straightforward,

but your body is a planet and I want to land on that ass.

Well, Ill take that as a yes, my sweet gelatinous hydrozoa.

So I said, "Elan, get your finger out of that urethra."

[ Laughter ]

Hey, theres a meteor shower three nights from now,

and Ive rented a zero‐G rocket to take us to the edge

of the Earths atmosphere to get the best view.

Sorry.

But she has a prior commitment.

Shell be competing in Walla Wallas

annual Battle of the Pole.

Excuse me, sir, but I want to ask you

to put that cigarette out.

There is no smoking inside the premise of the restaurant,

because we have a lot of children who eat here,

and we dont want them to get sick,

or we dont want them to die, and then we get sued,

and then I lose my job, and so I ask you, sir,

please put out the cigarette. [ Blows ]

[ Coughs ] Youre probably right.

I should probably put this out.

‐Oh, no! ‐Oopsie.

Looks like we got to go, KY.

‐But were still ‐‐ ‐Looks like we have to go, KY!

I can actually give her a ride.

Ooh, "I can actually give her a ride."

[ Groans ] Youre just a groupie.

♪ If you cant fight, bitch

♪ Im a boss and I laid you off ♪

♪ Call the police and I pay them off ♪

♪ Smokin tonight and I made you cough ♪

We got a star coming in here.

Get out the way. Ima [bleep] you up.

Move! Move.

Get out of here.

Get the [bleep] out of here.

♪ That aint right

♪ Hey, Im the head bitch in charge ♪

Girl, I heard you were getting on that pole today.

Ooh, I like that outfit.

Thank you. I got it from ‐‐

No, no, no. You dont talk to her.

Whatd I tell you about competition?

[Bleep] Screw em!

You pull their pants down and screw em!

Now, come on!

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Why did I have to come?

Because we have to support your sister.

Shes family.

[ Pole squeaks ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

What did I miss?

I dont know about that one, Barry.

KYs got some stiff competition.

I mean, damn.

Now yall know we got a mother[bleep] legend

about to grace the stage!

Yall make some noise for Rice Plaaaaate!

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪

♪ Yeah, yeah

[ Coughs ] Dad, I dont know if you heard,

but [clears throat] I got straight "As."

♪

Man, why dont he care about me no more.

Probably cause you aint got a fat ass like your big sis.

Hmm. I could.

...what people dont get is space is just ‐‐

What are you doing? Why arent you dressed?

Im not stripping, Dad.

Im going to the meteor shower with Neil.

Bitch, I have not tried this hard for this long

to get to where I am only to have you walk away now.

Youre gonna get in those clothes,

get on that stage, and ‐‐ [ Object clanks ]

Woman: [ Screams ] Why?!

It was a big burly man in a small jacket.

He hit me in the leg with a pipe.

Why?! Oh, my knee!

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[ Gasps ] How could you?

All for this stupid stripping competition.

You used to be my loving, caring father,

and now youre a monster.

You hired Renee to beat Chocolate with a pipe.

What kind of person does that?

[ As KY] "What kind of person does that?"

Shut your baby ass up.

I wish somebody gave a damn about me the way

I give a damn about you.

I come from a single‐parent home.

Flint still aint got no water.

You just dont get it.

KY, if youre good to go, well head over to the stage.

Im not going on.

Sir, if she doesnt go on stage,

were gonna have to forfeit her.

Were not forfeiting shit.

Just give me a minute to think, bitch.

Its warm in here.

All right, now, yall. We got a newcomer coming.

Yall make a Walla Walla welcome for Daddys Little Girl!

Whoo! [ Air horn blares ]

[ Panting ]

[ Groans ]

[ Pole squeaking ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Man coughs ]

Man #1: I just spilled spaghetti all over my shoe!

Man #2: What kind of shoes is those, man?

I like those a lot!

These are new shoes, damn!

[ Panting ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Sirens chirp ] [ Exclaims, grunts ]

Oh, [bleep] Theres cop strippers, too?

Back up and I will comply.

Back up and I will comply!

‐What does that even mean? ‐Aah!

‐Bring it, Hank. ‐[ Groaning ]

No! Black lives matter!

[ Door buzzes ]

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[ Telephone rings ]

[ Sighs ]

Ive had quite some time to think about it,

and here, I feel I really owe you an apology.

Me being on that stage made me realize

that I was more consumed with my needs

than the needs of my children,

and that made me a really selfish father.

And for that, Im sorry.

Look, I dont give a [bleep]

about none of that [bleep] all right?

Youre looking at six months to a year,

but if you cooperate and tell the judge

you stole the yellow purse,

youre looking at house arrest.

What do you say? [ Chuckles ]

Oh, also, Cornell wanted me to give you this.

He said he hopes youll be proud of it.

Ooh, hes thick.

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Hey, homie, thats my hot dog.