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♪
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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[ All panting ]
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Cornell, look up!
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Ouch!
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What the hell, Malik?
You bit me!
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Oops. Wrong sport.
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You cheatin’.
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You just want to win
so you can be a trophy.
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[ Groans ]
You’re always cheating, Cornell.
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I feel bad
for your future wife.
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She’s a whore!
Whatever, dude.
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This game is stupid, man,
’cause we, as a collective, suck
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and are losers
and are gonna have kids,
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and they’re gonna grow up
to become losers, too,
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and we gonna be homeless,
’cause we suck,
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and I’m going home.
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What’s up
with Cornell?
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I don’t know.
He just left ‐‐
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You was there, right?
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Daaaang, since he left,
we don’t have enough people
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to play invisible soccer
anymore.
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[ Dirt bike revs ]
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[ Rock music plays ]
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[ Tires screech ]
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’Sup?
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Wow!
Dirt Bike Kid!
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Bored?
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Yeah,
we’re pretty bored.
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Sucks.
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Yeah, we wish we could
have some fun.
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Fun?
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Yeah!
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Come.
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That sounds awesome.
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[ Rock music resumes ]
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[ Laughter ]
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♪
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Who’s at my house?
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Oh, no. Maybe it’s cops.
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[ Bushes rustle ]
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[ Laughter ]
Oh. Cornell,
meet your parents.
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What?!
Your real parents.
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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We were just getting to know
your birth parents,
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P. D. and Pam Gorf.
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It’s great you guys get
to meet finally ‐‐
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Boy, please, them 16 years
wasn’t short for him.
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They found us again after our
appearance on "The Jerry Show."
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They also moved
around the corner.
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I know this must come
as a shock to you,
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but here we are...
so how are you?
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I know this is all
overwhelming ‐‐
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You don’t have
to say anything.
[ Music intensifies ]
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[ Music stops ]
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Look, I got a book club coming,
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so y’all gonna have
to take this somewhere else.
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At least, take him out
to eat or something.
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Great idea!
What do ya say?
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Uh, sure?
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We have a daughter, too,
if you want to take her.
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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Ah, the food’s great,
Cornell.
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I see why this is
your favorite.
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No, it’s the best.
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And here’s the best part ‐‐
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The chocolate cake!!
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And here’s our famous
Annie Mae cake.
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Oh, my God! Thank you!
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Oh, no. No, thank you.
[ Chuckles ]
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We’re both very allergic
to chocolate.
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We’ll just take the check.
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Wait ‐‐
If you’re both allergic,
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does this mean I am, too?
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[ Gasps ] Oh, no.
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I’ve eaten so much
chocolate cake.
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It’s too late.
I’ma die!
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[ Breathes heavily ]
Ah, don’t worry.
You seem fine.
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It could’ve skipped
a generation,
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but I wouldn’t risk it.
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[ Demonic voice ]
But you should never
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eat chocolate again ‐‐
like ever.
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[ Normal voice ] Seriously,
it’s not good for you.
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[ Chuckles ]
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You’ve turned
into quite the young man
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in our absence, Cornell.
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I only wish we’d had gotten
to know you sooner.
Me, too!
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There’s so many things
I’ve wanted to know.
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Well, buddy,
whenever you have a question,
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feel free to fire away ‐‐
So, where you guys from?
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Well, I’m from a small town ‐‐
Why’d you put me up
for adoption?
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It’s kind of a long story ‐‐
What took you so long
to find me?
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Technology these days is ‐‐
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How old y’all?
Well, I’m 43, and ‐‐
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Why didn’t you guys
want me?!
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Is it ’cause of the birthmark
on my nipple?
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[ Distorted music plays ]
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[ Music stops ]
Hey, whaddya say
we get out of here,
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and you come check out
our house?
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I would love to!
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Uh, I should ask my parents
first, though.
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We are your parents,
Cornell.
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I know.
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No, don’t stop.
Don’t stop!
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[ Tires screech ]
Oh. Uh...
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[ Laughs ] We’re here.
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[ Door creaks ]
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Welcome.
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[ Rock music plays ]
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Wow.
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You don’t have shit
in here, dude.
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What are we gonna do?
Well...
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there’s four guys here.
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Man, this is more boring
than that time
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I watched my hair grow
in the mirror.
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[ Grunts ]
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Come.
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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[ All gasp ]
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♪
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♪
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[ Electrical crackling ]
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♪
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Wow.
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This photo is deep.
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It speaks...to me.
P. D.: Yeah.
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Kind of a funny way
how I even got into it.
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I started out
as a marine biologist at first,
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then found my true calling,
which was Christian rock.
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Then we got pregnant with you,
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and Pam said it’s best
to give you up.
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We have a record deal
on the line.
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That’s what Jesus would do.
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So, we did, and I went on
a world tour after,
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and the rest is history.
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You know Mayor Leonard?
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[ Chuckles ] Yeah.
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He’s a friend of mine from back
in the day.
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You look so different in
this photo from the rest of ’em.
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I was under a lot of stress
at the time, especially ‐‐
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Actually, it’s in every photo
from this one on.
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It’s almost like
another person t‐‐
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Who wants to play
some basketball?
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♪
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I got to be real with you ‐‐
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This is just awesome!
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Whatcha thinking about,
Dirt Bike Kid?
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Jump.
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Jump? Jump what?
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People.
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Amazing.
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How many do you need?
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Five.
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Five people?
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Five hun‐‐
Five hungry people?
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I’m hungry people,
so is that me?
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500.
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[ All gasp ]
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♪
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[ Demonic ] You guys want
something to drink?
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This has been...great.
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Two more points,
and I take you home?
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♪
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Cornell: [ Thinking ]
Wait. Is my dad missing...
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a dick?
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Hoo‐hoo!
Great block, son!
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I knew you had it
in ya.
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Um, I got to pee pee.
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I knew ya had it in ya!
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[ Engine revs ]
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[ Rock music plays ]
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Okay, see,
the dirt bikes themselves
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are symbolic for a metaphor
of oppression.
Mm‐hmm.
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Okay, so what I think is,
we film them, right...
Mm‐hmm.
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...escaping...
Mm‐hmm.
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...okay, into the air.
Mm‐hmm.
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Quentin Tarantino’s filming,
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Garden’s performing,
Bow Wow is here.
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He’s hiding
and pretending no one sees him.
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Maybe we should
invite Cornell over.
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Nah. Nah.
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Yeah, you’re right.
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He’d probably be
a buzzkill anyway.
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[ Suspenseful music plays ]
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[ Whimpers ]
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[ Sobs ]
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[ Beep ]
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[ Ringing ]
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[ Whispering ]
Reggie, where are you?
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Yo, I’m on a dirt‐bike path
with 499 other people.
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Dirt Bike Kid is
about to jump over all of us
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to break the world record
for jumping over 499 people!
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Listen to me, Reggie.
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After I left you guys,
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I ended up meeting
my real birth parents.
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But these people
is just weird, man,
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and I’m starting to wonder
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if they really are
who they say they are.
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Oh, my God.
It’s a hot dog truck here!
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[ Reggie shouts ]
Reg, I need your help.
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[ Sizzles ]
Oh, man.
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[ Demonic moaning ]
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♪
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Guys?
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Guys?
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Mrs. Pam?
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Groaning, grunting ]
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♪
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[ Screams ]
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♪
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Aaaaaaaaaah!
Oh, Cornell.
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I was hoping you wouldn’t
find out this way.
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But don’t be afraid, son.
This is totally normal.
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Stay the hell away from me,
whatever you are!
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Come on, buddy. This is ‐‐
This is me.
Cut the crap.
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[ Gasps ]
We’re done beating
[Demonic voice] around the bush.
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We’ve tried your way.
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The whole pretending‐
to‐be‐parents
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was just a waste of time.
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Now, give us the key.
Key? I don’t have no key.
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Your father created a disease
to wipe our our kind.
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The only cure in existence
is in this case
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that’s locked
from a very unique key.
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Now lift up your shirt,
you pansy.
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Whoo‐hoo! There it is!
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Hmm. On second thought,
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let’s just kill him
and take it ourselves.
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[ Both growling ]
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[ Screams ]
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What the hell is that
doing here?!
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What, this?
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[ Growls ]
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Come on, buddy.
Just take it easy.
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Y‐You in my house!
Don’t ‐‐ don’t disrespect me.
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Bubbling ]
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[ Whirring ]
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[ Screams ]
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[ Drum roll ]
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[ Engine revs ]
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[ Wind whooshing ]
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Reggie!!
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[ Tires screech ]
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[ Crowd murmuring ]
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[ All gasping ]
[ Metal crashing ]
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[ Engine sputters ]
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I’m fine.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
Yeah!
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Oh, my God!
Are you okay?
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No! You won’t believe
what happened!
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[ Groans ]
I’m talking
to Dirt Bike Kid.
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Okay.
So sorry
about our friend.
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‐Out.
‐Sorry, Cornell.
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Looks like he wants you to get
the hell off his property.
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‐All.
‐All of us?
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But we had
such a great day.
260
00:10:04,137 --> 00:10:06,367
I thought it would lead
to a...sleepover.
261
00:10:06,372 --> 00:10:07,442
Now.
262
00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,140
So, after I left you guys
and went home,
263
00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:10,542
there was these two people
at my house
264
00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:12,043
claiming to be my parents.
[ Cellphone clacking ]
265
00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:13,275
And when I opened
their bedroom door,
266
00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:14,549
they were taking off
their human costumes,
267
00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:15,977
and they were giant
praying mantises
268
00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:17,582
that tried to kill me,
and ‐‐
269
00:10:17,584 --> 00:10:19,124
[ Muffled ] What’s ‐‐
what’s going on?
270
00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:22,489
Ugh, stop lying for attention.
Nobody cares!
271
00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:25,789
Thanks a lot for ruining
our hot dog party.
272
00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,132
Praying mantis bullshit.
273
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:29,027
Yeah, I was trying
to get some...
274
00:10:29,028 --> 00:10:31,728
[ Tires squeal ]
275
00:10:31,731 --> 00:10:35,941
[ Device beeping ]
276
00:10:38,905 --> 00:10:40,265
[ Crackle ]
277
00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:41,313
[ Distorted growling ]
278
00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:42,677
Voice: Is the job done?
279
00:10:42,675 --> 00:10:43,935
Did you guys need help?
280
00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:45,183
Hello?
281
00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:46,208
[ Indistinct growls ]
282
00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:48,252
[ Device crackles ]
283
00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:50,578
♪
284
00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:51,723
[ Vehicle approaching ]
285
00:10:51,718 --> 00:10:52,748
[ Tires screech ]
286
00:10:52,752 --> 00:10:54,292
Get in the car!
What?
287
00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:55,247
Time is wasting.
288
00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:56,015
Get in the car.
289
00:10:56,022 --> 00:10:58,222
I’d really rather not.
290
00:10:58,224 --> 00:11:00,434
This is for the fate
of the whole world,
291
00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:02,356
nigga, the whole world!
292
00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:04,262
Get in the car!
293
00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:05,704
[ Tires screech ]
294
00:11:05,698 --> 00:11:06,868
My parents
are praying mantises.
295
00:11:06,866 --> 00:11:08,096
Are praying mantises.
I know.
296
00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:09,901
I’ve been tracking
them for months now.
297
00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:12,143
It’s going down exactly
how I prophesied.
298
00:11:12,138 --> 00:11:14,908
We are moments away from the end
of the world as we know it.
299
00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:16,508
Oh, no!
"Oh, no,"
yes is right.
300
00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,639
What if I told you that the
aliens have been secretly living
301
00:11:18,645 --> 00:11:21,845
amongst us here on Earth,
and what if I told you...
302
00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,918
Are you asking me
or telling me?
303
00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:26,247
Bitch, don’t interrupt
my monologue.
304
00:11:26,252 --> 00:11:28,392
I hope my parents
and Ky are okay.
305
00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:31,658
Don’t worry. I got your parents
safe and sound back at my house.
306
00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:33,788
Thank god. What about Ky?
307
00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:35,903
Don’t worry.
I got your parents...
308
00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:37,995
safe and sound
back at my house.
309
00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:41,127
[ Dramatic music plays ]
310
00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:43,244
Mom. Dad.
I missed you.
311
00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:46,266
Damn it.
You back already?
We’re so glad you’re home.
312
00:11:46,272 --> 00:11:48,712
Ain’t none of y’all at home.
This is my house.
313
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,138
Now come on
so I can explain
314
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:52,683
why I’m always right
and y’all should never doubt.
315
00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:54,609
We running out of time.
316
00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:59,154
♪
317
00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:01,152
Barry: I don’t understand
how you made all of this
318
00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:03,024
off the money
we get paid at work.
319
00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:05,562
Huh?
How much you get paid?
320
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:09,128
♪
321
00:12:09,128 --> 00:12:12,158
Well, damn. You just be
spying on everybody?
322
00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:14,025
Well, you never know
who’s out to kill me.
323
00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:16,643
Now what if I told y’all
that I managed to make contact
324
00:12:16,636 --> 00:12:18,036
with aliens
from another planet.
325
00:12:18,037 --> 00:12:19,967
Wait, are you asking
or telling me?
326
00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:21,773
That’s the same thing
I said.
327
00:12:21,774 --> 00:12:25,214
Y’all just
a family of idiots. I see.
328
00:12:25,211 --> 00:12:26,781
A few months ago,
I was searching
329
00:12:26,779 --> 00:12:28,049
for other
intelligent life‐forms
330
00:12:28,047 --> 00:12:29,677
that black lives
could matter to,
331
00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:32,082
so I sent a signal
into outer space.
332
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,785
It was a J. Cole record.
333
00:12:33,786 --> 00:12:37,086
And I immediately
got a message back.
334
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,460
[ Snarling, growling ]
J. Cole trash.
335
00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:41,028
How dare you
disrespect our race.
336
00:12:41,027 --> 00:12:43,327
What’s wrong with J. Cole?
I kind of like him.
337
00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:45,869
I tried to send them some
good stuff like Marvin Gaye,
338
00:12:45,865 --> 00:12:47,595
but it was too late.
They made up their minds
339
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,740
and I realized things could
take a turn for the worse.
340
00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:52,196
And, Cornell, your real father
had something to do
341
00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:53,505
with trying to stop it.
342
00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:55,566
The album is basically
a forewarning,
343
00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:57,035
exposing the aliens’ plan
344
00:12:57,043 --> 00:12:59,213
and how they chose first
to infiltrate the government
345
00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:03,082
where they can easily kill our
people on site without question.
346
00:13:03,082 --> 00:13:06,452
So they got the
police department, too.
347
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,092
Nah.
348
00:13:08,087 --> 00:13:10,817
My intel suggests
they’re gonna attack today
349
00:13:10,823 --> 00:13:12,223
at the mayoral debate.
350
00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:14,755
Oh, my God.
We’ve got to save Mervin.
351
00:13:14,761 --> 00:13:17,101
[ Alarm blares ]
352
00:13:17,096 --> 00:13:18,626
Damn. They found me.
Who are they?
353
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:21,401
CIA. They trying to do me
like they did Freddie.
354
00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:22,671
‐Freddie?
‐Hampton!
355
00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:24,069
Come on.
356
00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:26,270
[ Weapons firing ]
357
00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:28,512
♪
358
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:29,938
Follow me.
359
00:13:29,942 --> 00:13:31,512
♪
360
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:32,511
[ Toilet flushes ]
361
00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:39,792
♪
362
00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:41,186
Okay.
Now that was close.
363
00:13:41,187 --> 00:13:42,917
Now I have a friend named
Chocolate who can help us,
364
00:13:42,922 --> 00:13:44,922
I think.
Why does that sound
so famil‐‐
365
00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:47,934
Oh, she’s the stripper
you always visit.
366
00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:49,527
Look, things are about
to get really dangerous,
367
00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:51,999
so I think you guys
should get out of here
368
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:53,468
while me and Cornell
go on.
369
00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:56,296
No. There’s no way
I’m putting my boy in danger.
370
00:13:56,302 --> 00:13:58,542
Let him go.
He needs to be a man.
371
00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:00,738
He ain’t have no summer job,
so this is fine.
372
00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,810
Don’t worry, Daddy.
I’ll be okay.
373
00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:06,879
♪
374
00:14:06,879 --> 00:14:09,849
Okay,
Mervin, Mayor Jenkins,
375
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,119
this final round
of the debate
376
00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:12,917
will determine who will be
the mayor
377
00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:14,489
for the next 4 years.
378
00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:17,617
And the last question is,
"Who are you?"
379
00:14:17,623 --> 00:14:18,863
Mervin.
380
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,688
Who am I?
I’m a man who wants justice.
381
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:24,003
I’m a strong, smart,
heterosexual whale with...
382
00:14:23,996 --> 00:14:26,126
You’s a bitch.
That’s who you is.
383
00:14:26,132 --> 00:14:27,502
Am I right, New York?
384
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:28,900
Yo, word is bond, son.
385
00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:30,501
He a liar, B!
He frontin’!
386
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:31,743
Straight clown, son.!
387
00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:34,168
[ Laughter ]
388
00:14:34,173 --> 00:14:35,883
You know what,
you’re right?
389
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,105
I am frontin’.
390
00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:38,710
Let me tell you
who I really am.
391
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:42,311
I’m Mervin Collins,
a homosexual whale,
392
00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:45,015
and I’m gay
as roller skates.
393
00:14:45,017 --> 00:14:46,487
I can’t pretend anymore.
394
00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:48,346
I’m willing to stick
my ass out there
395
00:14:48,354 --> 00:14:51,094
because I believe that to have a
strong connection with you all,
396
00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:52,420
I need you to trust me
and know
397
00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:54,525
I am not hiding
anything from you.
398
00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:56,127
That there is Marcus.
399
00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:57,199
[ Applause ]
400
00:14:57,196 --> 00:14:58,896
[ Sniffles ] Aw.
401
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,798
That’s so sweet, Mike.
402
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,970
They make
such a cute couple.
403
00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:04,599
Real talk, dude ‐‐
404
00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:06,374
I pipe this nigger, B.
405
00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:09,342
So this is who I am,
and if you vote me for mayor,
406
00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,182
I will make it okay
for everybody
407
00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:12,337
to be who they are, too.
408
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:13,445
We should not be
treated different
409
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:15,346
just because we are different.
410
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:18,678
[ Cheers and applause ]
411
00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:21,354
Oh, I see how you rocking.
You wanna be all honest.
412
00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:23,094
Well I’ma be
all honest, too.
413
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,689
I know y’all thought
Mayor Leonard Jenkins
414
00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:27,090
was just a cool‐ass gangsta
that would grip up on that thing
415
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,593
even when you
ain’t got no thing,
416
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:29,934
but the truth is...
417
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:33,369
I am a praying mantis,
nigga.
418
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:35,033
[ Laughter ]
419
00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:36,404
That’s right. Laugh.
420
00:15:36,402 --> 00:15:37,642
Because as soon as I’m done
421
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:38,897
with this maniacal
planned speech,
422
00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:42,635
I’ma turn
everybody into sandwiches.
423
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:44,942
[ Laughs maniacally ]
424
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,714
[ Tires squeal ]
425
00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:48,753
[ Chuckles ]
426
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:49,748
Mm.
427
00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:53,419
Madame Chocolate,
you have visitors.
428
00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:54,919
So what brings you
out here, Sammy?
429
00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:56,261
It’s going down.
430
00:15:56,255 --> 00:15:57,455
The praying mantis
are here
431
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,157
and about
to invade our planet.
432
00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:01,258
I was right.
Yeah, you were.
433
00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:03,700
And speaking of that,
I found this.
434
00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:07,968
There was a man who wrote
this book about it,
435
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,637
saying the praying
mantis species
436
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,565
has been living
amongst us for years,
437
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:13,341
and how he began
to study them,
438
00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:15,309
find their weaknesses
to defeat them.
439
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,578
To cover his tracks,
440
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,436
he encrypted his
blueprint in music,
441
00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:21,214
so he staged himself
as a Christian rock singer
442
00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:23,054
under the name P. D....
443
00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:24,449
Gorf, of course.
444
00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:25,850
And if you break it down,
445
00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:28,452
the name is an anagram
for the poison dart frog,
446
00:16:28,454 --> 00:16:32,364
the one true natural predator
of the praying mantis insect.
447
00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:35,788
Supposedly, the last song on his
album, "How to Kill Them,"
448
00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:37,395
lays it out for us ‐‐
how to kill them.
449
00:16:37,396 --> 00:16:39,866
Every time I play it,
it’s just blank.
450
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:41,766
Unless...
451
00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:45,167
♪
452
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:49,881
[ Gibberish ]
453
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:53,146
Hmm. It sounds like
we need to find a prince
454
00:16:53,145 --> 00:16:55,975
so you can kiss him
and turn him into a frog.
455
00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:57,952
Why can’t we
just go get a frog.
456
00:16:57,950 --> 00:17:00,420
Because that ain’t
what the song says.
457
00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:05,188
That’s right. Your boy,
Mayor Leonard Francis Jenkins
458
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:06,691
is a praying mantis.
459
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:09,462
Ha! I had all y’all fooled.
Y’all some dumbasses.
460
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,562
Hey, homey, you lying.
You ain’t no alien.
461
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:14,404
Get up off that stage.
[ Crowd shouting ]
462
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,800
Oh, yeah?
Y’all don’t believe me?
463
00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:17,241
Yo, should I show
them that thing?
464
00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:20,436
Yeah. Show them...
show them that thing, dude.
465
00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:22,269
Ah!
466
00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:24,035
[ Cracking ]
467
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,283
Nigga!
468
00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:28,948
[ Screeching ]
469
00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:32,118
[ Screaming ]
470
00:17:32,118 --> 00:17:34,518
[ Whirring ]
471
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:35,820
[ Screaming ]
472
00:17:35,821 --> 00:17:38,121
That time I really
did have that thing!
473
00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:39,124
[ Crunching ]
474
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:40,755
[ Laughs maniacally ]
475
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:44,160
♪
476
00:17:44,163 --> 00:17:47,533
♪
477
00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:50,203
[ Screaming ]
478
00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:54,072
♪
479
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,543
Are you sure the book
meant this "Prince"?
480
00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:58,782
You know where to
find another prince?
481
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,684
Ahhhhh! It’s Prince.
482
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:05,723
I have got
to get a selfie.
483
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:07,718
Is you crazy?
You post a pic like that,
484
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,420
and a swarm of praying mantis
will be up in our asses.
485
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,663
[ Sighs ]
You are such a killjoy.
486
00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:16,528
Shh. Just hurry up and kiss him
so we can save the world.
487
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:18,729
What the hell
are you doing?
488
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:21,831
I’m a stripper.
How else am I supposed to kiss?
489
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,874
♪
490
00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:25,069
Ooh!
491
00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:34,881
♪
492
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:35,850
Awesome!
493
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,878
You did it, Chocolate.
You did it!
494
00:18:37,883 --> 00:18:40,193
Ribbit. Anybody up for
a game of basketball?
495
00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:41,646
Not now,
Prince the frog.
496
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,724
We got some business
to handle.
497
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:45,323
Mayor Leonard: It’s time
for everybody
498
00:18:45,324 --> 00:18:47,194
to respect me
and my authority.
499
00:18:47,193 --> 00:18:49,033
What’s good?
Pow!
500
00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:50,128
[ Laughs ]
501
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,199
Prince Frog: Ooh!
502
00:18:51,197 --> 00:18:53,567
Ribbit.
Sounds like you and your friends
503
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:54,596
versus me and the Revolution.
504
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:55,970
[ Laughs ]
505
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,038
I see you don’t know
who you messing with.
506
00:18:58,037 --> 00:19:00,667
[ Chirping ]
507
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:02,513
[ Screaming ]
508
00:19:02,508 --> 00:19:05,138
[ Buzzing ]
509
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,854
[ Roars ]
510
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,706
Damn. I think we gonna
need backup.
511
00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:11,324
Time to send out
the black signal.
512
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:13,147
[ Warbling ]
513
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,822
♪
514
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,490
‐Who runs the world?
‐Girls.
515
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:18,860
Save lives, nigga.
516
00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:20,588
As‐salamu alaykum,
my brother!
517
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:22,393
Su woo!
518
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:24,225
What’s crackin’, cuz!
519
00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:26,770
Ye is in the building.
520
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,366
David Duke: Not so fast.
521
00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:32,467
We saw the black signal, too.
522
00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:35,211
Prince the frog, attack!
523
00:19:35,207 --> 00:19:44,447
♪
524
00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:46,590
[ Yelling ]
525
00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:51,715
♪
526
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,364
Out of my way.
527
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:56,729
♪
528
00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:59,459
[ Screaming ]
529
00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:04,565
♪
530
00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:06,610
[ Screaming ]
531
00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:07,935
[ Roars ]
532
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:13,180
♪
533
00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:18,419
♪
534
00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:19,787
[ Shouting ]
535
00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:21,215
J. Cole: Come on, y’all!
Hey. Hey. Hey, y’all!
536
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,320
Everybody, stop, please!
537
00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:25,122
Oh, my God.
It’s J. Cole.
538
00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:26,864
Look,
I never meant for my music
539
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:30,199
to cause a deadly galactic war
with praying mantises.
540
00:20:30,196 --> 00:20:32,496
I make music to
make people feel.
541
00:20:32,498 --> 00:20:34,368
I write from
my heart and soul.
542
00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:37,366
You still trash!
Ahh!
543
00:20:37,369 --> 00:20:40,509
[ Grunting ]
544
00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:42,106
Ah! Oh!
545
00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:45,908
Well, well, well.
If it isn’t Chocolate.
546
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:48,551
Or should I say, "P. D.?"
What?
547
00:20:48,547 --> 00:20:49,917
Oh, so you not
gonna tell them?
548
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,275
Wait, what’s going on?
549
00:20:51,283 --> 00:20:53,523
Look, the praying mantis
thought they’d killed me,
550
00:20:53,519 --> 00:20:56,149
and I knew once they found out
they didn’t, they’d come back,
551
00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:57,985
and I had nowhere to hide
the key to the box,
552
00:20:57,990 --> 00:20:59,860
so I attached it
to your belly button.
553
00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:01,789
To keep us safe,
I put you up for adoption
554
00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:03,734
and went deep
undercover in the area.
555
00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:06,199
I went to a doctor named X
who turned me into this,
556
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:07,668
making it easier
to do odd jobs
557
00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:09,126
around Walla Walla
to keep my eye on you.
558
00:21:09,135 --> 00:21:10,495
Samuel and I thought
it’d be best
559
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:11,973
if I got a job
at a strip club
560
00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:13,911
so that we could talk and no
one would suspect anything.
561
00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:15,566
Sammy, Spike, and I
had been working
562
00:21:15,574 --> 00:21:17,414
on this case
for 15 years.
563
00:21:17,409 --> 00:21:19,709
We knew this day would come
so we got prepared.
564
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:21,212
Man, what is you
trying to say?
565
00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:23,223
Get on with it.
Yeah.
What are you saying?
566
00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:26,615
Cornell, I am P. D. Gorf,
567
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:27,989
your papa.
568
00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:29,217
Oh, shit.
It’s a squirrel.
569
00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:31,321
Ha! That’s what I call
a distraction
570
00:21:31,323 --> 00:21:33,433
to get to my Uber.
571
00:21:33,425 --> 00:21:35,585
Uber Driver: Uber.
572
00:21:35,594 --> 00:21:36,934
Ah, dios mio!
573
00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:38,259
Don’t let him get away.
574
00:21:38,264 --> 00:21:40,734
Where my dogs at?
575
00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:42,673
[ Dogs barking ]
576
00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:49,538
♪
577
00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:50,912
Ominous Voice: [ Laughs ]
578
00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:53,450
Y’all know it ain’t
no party without me.
579
00:21:53,445 --> 00:21:56,845
♪
580
00:21:56,849 --> 00:21:59,349
[ Xzibit theme music plays ]
581
00:21:59,351 --> 00:22:04,391
♪
582
00:22:04,390 --> 00:22:06,190
It is time
to end this.
583
00:22:06,192 --> 00:22:07,432
Ooh!
584
00:22:07,426 --> 00:22:09,256
[ Zap! ]
585
00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:12,361
♪
586
00:22:12,364 --> 00:22:13,774
Ahh!
587
00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:20,266
♪
588
00:22:20,272 --> 00:22:22,242
‐We did it!
‐Thanks, Sammy.
589
00:22:22,241 --> 00:22:24,341
Don’t thank me.
Thank Prince the frog,
590
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:25,583
Chocolate, DMX,
591
00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:29,508
and the niggas
who thought to even write this.
592
00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:30,515
[ Whirring ]
593
00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:32,116
[ Zap! ]
594
00:22:32,117 --> 00:22:39,457
♪
595
00:22:39,458 --> 00:22:46,828
♪
596
00:22:46,832 --> 00:22:48,902
Man: Ay hemie,
that’s my hot deg!
597
00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:50,901
[ Laughter ]
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