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[ Zipper zips ]
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
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Aah, aah, aah, ahh!
Aah! Aah!
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[ Laughs ]
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Reginald
is just so crazy.
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I love that show so much
with all my heart.
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[ Phone beeping ]
Reg, what you doing?
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I been in a phone
conversation with someone,
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and I can’t tell if they are
my soul mate or the feds.
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It’s like they know exactly
everything I’m going to say.
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And I can’t stop
because they respond
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as soon as
I send my messageges.
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[ "Real Life Court"
theme plays on TV ]
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I told you next time
you touch my [bleep]...
Well, damn it, woman,
I told you
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if you leave the peanut butter
jar out, I’ma eat it...
...you got to
pay the price.
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I want him to pay me $605,000
or be arrested!
All of this [bleep]
is just childish,
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now you got me
in court wasting my sick days!
And he got weed!
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[ Gavel bangs ]
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Announcer:
You are about to enter
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the court of the people,
by the people.
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The cases are real.
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The people are real.
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The verdict is final.
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This is "Real Life Court."
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Today on "Real Life Court,"
we have a special case.
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Two well‐known entertainers,
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two sides of the story,
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one sweater.
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Tonight’s plaintiff ‐‐
Aubrey Graham.
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Plaintiff is suing
the defendant,
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claiming his sweater was stolen
from his dressing room
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by the defendant
during a summer jam concert.
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He is seeking $200 in damages
and a new sweater.
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Tonight’s defendant ‐‐
Joe Budden.
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Defendant claims he didn’t have
anything to do with that
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because that would be childish,
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and he doesn’t play child games
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because he is
a grown‐ass man.
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It is a very common sweater.
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In fact,
he’s wearing one now.
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Also these new rap [bleep]
is soft.
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All rise
for the honorable Judge Lee.
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[ Gavel pounds ]
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It is my understanding
the plaintiff, Mr. Graham,
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is seeking a new sweater
and damages.
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What happened?
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Well, your honor,
first of all
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let me tell you
I was headlining Summer Jam
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on that beautiful evening.
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And I wanna say
that I went on about 9:00,
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so I was leaving my hotel
at 7:00 p. m.
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I remember stepping outside,
and it being a little nippy, eh,
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you know, so I jumped
on my bodyguard’s back,
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and he shimmied
up the marble floors,
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back to my room
so I could grab my sweater.
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So fast forward
to me getting to the green room.
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I roll up there, and there just
a bunch of people back there,
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you know, smoking, hanging out,
doing all kinds of tings
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and all that stuff.
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I just didn’t see
any of my woes there.
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But before I walk up
to my dressing room,
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I peep across the way
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at Mr. Budden eyeing me
and my sweater.
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Nah, come on man.
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What kinda man is you
to sit up here
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and lie on another man
in his face, man?
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These new rap [bleep]
is snitches.
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You would never see Tupac
and Biggie beefin’.
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They handled they [bleep]
like real [bleep]
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Yeah, yeah,
dats how Brooklyn do, a’ight,
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don’t take me to court.
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Shoot me [bleep]!
Say less [bleep]!
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Excuse me,
I’m telling my story.
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I’m not talking to you.
But you hear me
talking to you.
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So you answer me.
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Mr. Budden, I would like to
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continue hearing Mr. Graham’s
side of the story
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if that’s all right with you.
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[ Clicks tongue ]
Ah, damn.
Thank you, your honor.
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As I was saying, I
noticed Mr. Budden
eyeing me and my sweater,
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but I didn’t think
anything of it.
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So I went into my room,
changed, got onstage,
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did all of my hits, and shut
that [bleep] down for the six.
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You know, my woes.
[ Laughs ]
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When I finished,
I got back to my room,
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and I noticed that my belongings
and been rummaged through.
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I looked around, and I saw all
of that stuff flipped over,
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but still there nonetheless.
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Until I noticed, and
my heart sank into my gut,
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my sweater was gone.
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It was
the best I ever had.
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Now what makes you so sure it
was the defendant, Mr. Budden?
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When I asked security,
they told me
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they saw a man walking out of
my dressing room with it on
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and the description
was very similar to Joey.
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[ Crowd gasps ]
Is you serious right now?
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And when I looked at
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the security footage
of him exiting the building,
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I saw it
with my own two eyes.
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You saw Mr. Budden?
I mean, unless you know
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another man with a beard
on his face ‐‐ Joey.
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Man, this must be a joke,
right?
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You’re joking with me,
right?
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Why would I be joking?
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Because you are scum,
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that’s why,
you bitch ass [bleep].
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Oh, really, Joey?
I’m scum, Joey?
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[ Banging gavel ]
Order! Order in the court!
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You are out of order.
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You’re out of order!
[ Crowd gasps ]
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Announcer:
Coming up, we get to hear the
defendant’s side of the story,
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plus many more surprises.
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Stay tuned.
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Aw, man,
this is so exciting!
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It makes me feel alive!
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Me, too. Me, too.
I’m in love, man.
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I don’t even know how she knew
I love to put socks on my feet!
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It looks like Drake
has got him!
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I can’t believe
he would do that to Drake.
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He’s so evil.
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Yup, he got Joe Budden’s ass!
Caught him red‐handed!
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See, that’s why
I always tell y’all.
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Don’t steal from people
that already
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caught you eyeballin’ they shit!
‐Ugh!
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I’ve never
heard you say that.
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Besides, we don’t know for sure
that he did it.
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You’re just sitting here
lying ‐‐ Ow!
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Don’t you patronize me!
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He said he saw
a man with a beard!
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How much more proof do you need,
KY? Don’t be so naive.
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[ "Real Life Court"
theme plays ]
Ooh,
it’s coming back on!
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So, Mr. Budden, you say that
you never touched his sweater.
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That’s right. I’m from Jersey.
I’m a real man.
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You think
[bleep] from Jersey
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got time to steal
another man’s sweater?
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We too busy stealing real rap
[bleep] like molly and feelings.
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Miss me with that.
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Please, enlighten us
from your point of view.
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A’ight.
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First off, let me state
for the record
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that I did not steal
his sweater!
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I had my own.
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He not the only [bleep]
who shop at Urban Outfitters.
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So I’m up at Summer Jam, and I
got off stage not too long ago.
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I’m in the green room
just looking around
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at all the clowns back there
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who got the audacity
to call themselves rappers.
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So fast forward about 30 minutes
into the future,
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and I see Emo Man over here
show up,
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and I see that as my cue
to take off.
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Scary [bleep]
Come again?
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Speak up and use our grown‐man
voice, you soft, dirty [bleep].
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Look, I’ll just say it.
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Drake only playin’ sweater games
with me
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to distract you
from the truth.
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And what truth is that?
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That he’s [bleep] trash!
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[ Crowd gasps ]
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Objection!
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Overruled!
[ Crowd gasps ]
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Now, that’s crazy!
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Now that I got
the world’s attention,
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this is a declaration
for some [bleep].
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I’m done with
all these little boys out here
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copying one another, trying
to make a single and [bleep].
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I got one mission
and one mission only ‐‐
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to make rap great again.
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I will have none of this
in my courtroom!
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[ Crowd cheering ]
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Oh, my God!
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That was crazy!
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Joe Budden is so cool!
Drake too soft.
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See, that’s why I always told
y’all to have some backbone
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and don’t let people
with a beard and Timbs
walk all over you.
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Where are these quotes
coming from?
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Do you not remember raising us?
Ugh!
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Oh, will you look
at this?
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The whole gang is in here,
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blocking me
from sitting down on the couch
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and resting
without any of you around
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because I have a God damn job
and work all day.
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Shut the hell up
complaining.
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Daddy!
You’re just in time!
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We are watching the craziest
court case of all time
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unfold right
before our very eyes!
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I’m sure it is, Cornell.
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Oh, man!
[ Crying ]
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What’s got you all twisted
in a knot, Reggie?
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Oh, nothing. Just me and
my soul mate broke up, is all.
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I thought that person
was the one, but I was wrong.
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What y’all watching?
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You’ve been sitting here
for almost an hour
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and haven’t noticed?
You in for a treat.
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It’s this court case
between Drake and Joe Budden.
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Oh!
Drake and Joe Budden?
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I know those dudes!
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Hey, you know, I have a funny
story about those guys
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and a sweater backstage
at a concert.
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What do you mean?
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Well, they were hugging, and
Joe Budden started shivering,
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so Drake took off his sweater
and put it on him,
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and then they started
feeling each other up.
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That’s what this whole thing
is about!
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Oh, this just keeps getting
better and better!
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Reggie, you have the power
to end this all!
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We need to go to court!
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[ "Breaking News" theme plays ]
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Is that Samuel?
What the hell?
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We are standing here
outside of a local courthouse
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where since
the special episode has started,
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several fans
have flocked to,
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showing their support,
creating a tense atmosphere.
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I’m here with one now,
a Mr.‐‐
Look, personally,
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I don’t care
about any of them,
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but at the end of the day,
I’m all about justice.
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And to me, justice is any time
I see the government fail,
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and a black man
beating the system!
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But, but, but, but now
I [bleep] with Drake’s music,
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so I’ll be rooting
in his favor.
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Chata:
You can miss me with that!
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Well, well, well,
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look at this Tio Tom
I see before my very eyes.
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I’m with Budden, man,
always was, always will be.
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"Pump It Up"
was a vital part of my 30s.
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And for the record,
I think Drake is wack,
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saying
he can’t trust anybody
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means that he’s turned
his back on his family,
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and I can’t stand by that,
man.
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Is this the way
you want it to be, nigga?
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Yeah, I guess it is,
nigga.
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[ "Real Life Court"
theme plays ]
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Gentlemen,
I’m gonna level with you.
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This has been an absurd case.
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I’m ashamed to say it’s not
the worst to come through here.
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Before I make my decision,
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is there any last statements
either of you have?
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[ Door opens ]
I’d like to call myself
to the stand, Your Honor.
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[ Crowd gasps ]
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Any objections?
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So you see,
Your Worshipfulness,
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after I walked out
of the bathroom,
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I saw Mr. Budden
give his sweater to Drake,
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and then they kissed each other
on the lips with their tongues.
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I told you, Joseph,
I was busy.
You know how you did me
was wrong, Aubrey!
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I would get back to you
when I had time...
We had a real connection.
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...but you just wouldn’t listen
to me...
And I just
never hear from you.
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and now look
where we’re at.
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Well, shit.
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I motion
to dismiss this case.
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Damn it!
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One of them was this close
to beating the case!
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I just want niggas
to prevail.
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Mr. Budden!
That was an unexpected end
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to what some were beginning to
call the trial of the century.
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What were your thoughts
on the judges’ decision?
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Well, I mean,
at the end of the day,
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it’s about the preservation
of hip‐hop.
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[ Tires squeal ]
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Holy [bleep]! It’s Joe Budden!
It’s Joe Budden.
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Malik: Joe Budden!
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[ Banging ]
Pump me up.
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Are y’all [bleep] crazy?
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[ Tires squeal, engine revs ]
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[ Laughing ]
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♪
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♪
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Man: Hey, homie!
That’s my hot dog!
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[ Laughter ]
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♪
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