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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,184 --> 00:00:03,892 Go in there and live the character's life 2 00:00:03,892 --> 00:00:06,215 from your heart and don't care. 3 00:00:06,215 --> 00:00:08,915 Don't care about results. 4 00:00:08,915 --> 00:00:11,470 And, there's a difference because 90% 5 00:00:11,470 --> 00:00:13,673 of the actor's will be needy little actors. 6 00:00:13,673 --> 00:00:14,964 Oh, I want, I want. 7 00:00:14,964 --> 00:00:15,848 I need, I need. 8 00:00:15,848 --> 00:00:17,345 Give me, give me now. 9 00:00:17,345 --> 00:00:18,982 And, you go in there, and you don't give a shit 10 00:00:18,982 --> 00:00:19,996 about any of that. 11 00:00:19,996 --> 00:00:22,143 You're completely dedicated to the character. 12 00:00:22,143 --> 00:00:23,344 That's what you have to do. 13 00:00:23,344 --> 00:00:26,475 Okay, get your scripts and be back here in 30 minutes. 14 00:00:26,475 --> 00:00:29,358 ♫ I did no wrong 15 00:00:29,358 --> 00:00:32,530 ♫ I was young 16 00:00:32,530 --> 00:00:36,030 ♫ I wandered like a child 17 00:00:37,054 --> 00:00:40,005 ♫ I would do anything 18 00:00:40,005 --> 00:00:42,396 ♫ To have you come back 19 00:00:42,396 --> 00:00:46,490 ♫ Come back to me and smile 20 00:00:46,490 --> 00:00:48,357 I'm trying to decide between Johnson and Jags. 21 00:00:48,357 --> 00:00:49,274 I'm unsure. 22 00:00:51,309 --> 00:00:52,265 What are you? 23 00:00:52,265 --> 00:00:53,098 300. 24 00:00:55,654 --> 00:00:58,765 I mean your real name Scottie Johnson is cool too. 25 00:00:58,765 --> 00:01:02,970 But, I feel like Jags is more from an actor. 26 00:01:02,970 --> 00:01:06,315 You change your name and come out to my show tonight., 27 00:01:06,315 --> 00:01:07,148 Okay. 28 00:01:07,148 --> 00:01:07,981 It's at eight. 29 00:01:07,981 --> 00:01:08,814 Sweet. 30 00:01:08,814 --> 00:01:09,647 There'll be some free beer there. 31 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:11,328 No, no. 32 00:01:12,161 --> 00:01:12,994 Come on. 33 00:01:12,994 --> 00:01:13,827 No. 34 00:01:15,077 --> 00:01:17,180 Let me give you, just five. 35 00:01:17,180 --> 00:01:19,532 Man, I'll put you on the guest list if you promise 36 00:01:19,532 --> 00:01:20,857 to come out. 37 00:01:20,857 --> 00:01:22,097 I'm gonna try and make it. 38 00:01:22,097 --> 00:01:23,902 No, I've got something going on later, 39 00:01:23,902 --> 00:01:25,165 but if you want to go to that, I'm coming. 40 00:01:25,165 --> 00:01:25,998 I'll be there. 41 00:01:25,998 --> 00:01:26,831 Free beer. 42 00:01:26,831 --> 00:01:27,664 It's good to see you. 43 00:01:27,664 --> 00:01:29,407 I like Jag. 44 00:01:29,407 --> 00:01:31,962 ♫ I had enemies 45 00:01:31,962 --> 00:01:34,379 ♫ I needed water 46 00:01:34,379 --> 00:01:38,546 ♫ I needed to spend some time with the sky 47 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:42,275 ♫ Have mercy on me 48 00:01:42,275 --> 00:01:45,231 ♫ Have mercy on me 49 00:01:45,231 --> 00:01:49,398 ♫ When you hear that trumpet blow 50 00:01:50,233 --> 00:01:52,783 ♫ Have mercy on me 51 00:01:52,783 --> 00:01:53,657 ♫ Have mercy on me 52 00:01:54,635 --> 00:01:56,375 Yeah I talked to him like a couple months ago 53 00:01:56,375 --> 00:01:57,208 or something like that. 54 00:01:57,208 --> 00:01:58,041 He's in New Orleans, right? 55 00:01:58,041 --> 00:01:58,874 Yes, he is. 56 00:01:58,874 --> 00:02:00,839 He's in New Orleans, and he's really killing it, man. 57 00:02:00,839 --> 00:02:03,185 Like, he just booked his second TV series. 58 00:02:05,351 --> 00:02:06,184 Gross, man. 59 00:02:06,184 --> 00:02:08,649 I'm sorry, something in it. 60 00:02:08,649 --> 00:02:09,518 Yeah. 61 00:02:09,518 --> 00:02:12,054 Well dude, you should move out there. 62 00:02:12,054 --> 00:02:13,349 You'd do really well for yourself. 63 00:02:13,349 --> 00:02:15,120 Austin's more my speed, you know what I mean? 64 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:16,571 Yeah, I hear that. 65 00:02:16,571 --> 00:02:18,412 Yeah man, I'm working on this doc 66 00:02:18,412 --> 00:02:20,430 about Rastafarianism and everything, right? 67 00:02:20,430 --> 00:02:21,943 But, here's the thing. 68 00:02:21,943 --> 00:02:23,884 I don't want to go to Jamaica. 69 00:02:23,884 --> 00:02:26,782 I could stay here in Austin, kick back, 70 00:02:26,782 --> 00:02:28,995 nail a couple Skype interviews, UVU whatever? 71 00:02:28,995 --> 00:02:30,745 Call it a day, dunzo. 72 00:02:31,666 --> 00:02:33,053 Look I gotta run. 73 00:02:33,053 --> 00:02:34,590 I gotta make a call, but it was great seeing you, all right? 74 00:02:34,590 --> 00:02:36,703 Cool man, we can talk about the Rastafarianisms. 75 00:02:36,703 --> 00:02:39,682 Yeah, all right man, good luck with that band. 76 00:02:39,682 --> 00:02:40,682 Doc, yeah. 77 00:02:42,628 --> 00:02:46,004 Dick Nacho's agency, this is Dick Nacho speaking. 78 00:02:47,922 --> 00:02:49,682 Scottie, I told you time and time again, 79 00:02:49,682 --> 00:02:52,797 get to NOLA, that's where all the work is. 80 00:02:54,691 --> 00:02:56,527 Nothing right now my man. 81 00:02:56,527 --> 00:02:57,790 But, don't worry. 82 00:02:57,790 --> 00:02:59,171 Be patient, okay? 83 00:02:59,171 --> 00:03:02,754 I'm keenly keeping my eyes on a few things. 84 00:03:03,748 --> 00:03:06,524 All right, I'll call you later. 85 00:03:06,524 --> 00:03:09,066 I did a commercial audition in Dallas one time. 86 00:03:09,066 --> 00:03:11,385 You know there was like eight people in there. 87 00:03:11,385 --> 00:03:12,249 I did really good. 88 00:03:12,249 --> 00:03:14,404 I said, "Hey I have a chance of getting this job." 89 00:03:14,404 --> 00:03:15,403 Didn't worry about it. 90 00:03:15,403 --> 00:03:16,576 Didn't get the job. 91 00:03:16,576 --> 00:03:18,232 Didn't think about it till the next time 92 00:03:18,232 --> 00:03:21,476 I went up there to that same casting director. 93 00:03:21,476 --> 00:03:23,976 She said, "Hey Gordon, you know remember a few weeks ago, 94 00:03:23,976 --> 00:03:25,587 "we had that commercial audition?" 95 00:03:25,587 --> 00:03:26,420 I said, "Yeah." 96 00:03:26,420 --> 00:03:27,417 "Well you did really good, man. 97 00:03:27,417 --> 00:03:28,990 "In fact everybody in the room said you were 98 00:03:28,990 --> 00:03:32,272 "by far the best actor except for one guy, the client. 99 00:03:32,272 --> 00:03:34,420 "You reminded him of his brother-in-law, 100 00:03:34,420 --> 00:03:36,088 "so we couldn't cast you." 101 00:03:36,088 --> 00:03:38,459 How would you ever know anything like that? 102 00:03:38,459 --> 00:03:41,127 And, how can you control something that arbitrary. 103 00:03:41,127 --> 00:03:41,960 You can't. 104 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:43,213 So you don't worry about it. 105 00:03:43,213 --> 00:03:45,651 You live the character's life and leave it to God. 106 00:03:45,651 --> 00:03:47,449 Don't give a shit about anything else. 107 00:03:47,449 --> 00:03:49,958 That's who they want to cast is somebody that is 108 00:03:49,958 --> 00:03:51,222 the character. 109 00:03:51,222 --> 00:03:52,889 So get your scripts. 110 00:03:53,807 --> 00:03:55,528 Go out there, learn something, and come back, 111 00:03:55,528 --> 00:03:56,745 and do it in 30 minutes. 112 00:03:56,745 --> 00:03:59,032 And, it better be good. 113 00:03:59,032 --> 00:04:00,176 Scottie! 114 00:04:00,176 --> 00:04:01,009 Gordon. 115 00:04:01,009 --> 00:04:02,264 Good to see you. 116 00:04:02,264 --> 00:04:04,778 Good to see you too. 117 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:05,902 Got your money. 118 00:04:05,902 --> 00:04:07,146 Thanks for the help the other day. 119 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,530 Nah, they wanted someone from LA. 120 00:04:09,530 --> 00:04:10,964 That's the usual horseshit. 121 00:04:10,964 --> 00:04:11,837 Come over here, I want to show you something. 122 00:04:11,837 --> 00:04:13,176 Sit down. 123 00:04:13,176 --> 00:04:16,199 They're shooting 50 movies in New Orleans this year. 124 00:04:16,199 --> 00:04:17,803 They're shooting like 10 here and maybe two of 'em 125 00:04:17,803 --> 00:04:19,720 are gonna pay anything. 126 00:04:20,589 --> 00:04:22,877 I mean come on, man. 127 00:04:22,877 --> 00:04:24,563 Go to New Orleans, build up your resume, 128 00:04:24,563 --> 00:04:25,824 then maybe go to LA. 129 00:04:25,824 --> 00:04:27,108 What the hell? 130 00:04:27,108 --> 00:04:28,305 How much you pay for rent? 131 00:04:28,305 --> 00:04:29,221 800. 132 00:04:29,221 --> 00:04:31,140 You have a nice place? 133 00:04:31,140 --> 00:04:31,973 I don't know. 134 00:04:31,973 --> 00:04:32,806 It's a 135 00:04:32,806 --> 00:04:33,639 Look at this. 136 00:04:33,639 --> 00:04:34,809 tiny bedroom, two shitty roommates. 137 00:04:34,809 --> 00:04:37,890 1,000 square feet for $500 a month, 138 00:04:37,890 --> 00:04:39,418 and it's in the heart of the French Quarter 139 00:04:39,418 --> 00:04:41,050 surrounded by fucking culture. 140 00:04:41,050 --> 00:04:43,395 I'd be gone if I was your age. 141 00:04:43,395 --> 00:04:45,491 Man, you're the best actor I ever coached, 142 00:04:45,491 --> 00:04:47,626 and I just don't want to see it wasted. 143 00:04:47,626 --> 00:04:50,738 If I'm gonna make it, I can make it here, you know? 144 00:04:50,738 --> 00:04:53,007 Hey what do you think about my new name? 145 00:04:53,007 --> 00:04:53,840 Check this out. 146 00:04:55,727 --> 00:04:57,669 Oh God, Scottie Jags? 147 00:04:57,669 --> 00:04:58,575 Yeah. 148 00:04:58,575 --> 00:05:00,317 Great name for a porn star. 149 00:05:02,078 --> 00:05:03,404 What's wrong with Johnson. 150 00:05:03,404 --> 00:05:04,237 I don't know. 151 00:05:04,237 --> 00:05:07,959 I feel like I need something that pops more, you know? 152 00:05:10,484 --> 00:05:11,637 I'll tell you why. 153 00:05:11,637 --> 00:05:12,940 Look at this girl. 154 00:05:12,940 --> 00:05:14,202 Oh my God, I met this girl at the snow cone stand. 155 00:05:14,202 --> 00:05:15,937 We've been dating for like three months. 156 00:05:15,937 --> 00:05:16,770 Oh Lord, not another one. 157 00:05:16,770 --> 00:05:17,635 She's so cute. 158 00:05:17,635 --> 00:05:18,468 Look at this. 159 00:05:18,468 --> 00:05:19,301 They're all cute. 160 00:05:19,301 --> 00:05:20,134 I mean seriously. 161 00:05:20,134 --> 00:05:21,442 And, they're all about the same age. 162 00:05:21,442 --> 00:05:22,618 Is that girl even legal? 163 00:05:22,618 --> 00:05:23,863 Yes, she's 20. 164 00:05:23,863 --> 00:05:24,696 How old is she? 165 00:05:24,696 --> 00:05:25,529 She's 20. 166 00:05:26,379 --> 00:05:27,308 30. 167 00:05:27,308 --> 00:05:28,542 Little louder, didn't hear you. 168 00:05:28,542 --> 00:05:29,375 30. 169 00:05:30,945 --> 00:05:33,266 Support a family bartending the rest of your life? 170 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:35,102 The hours don't work for having a baby. 171 00:05:35,102 --> 00:05:36,895 You gotta make some money if you're gonna 172 00:05:36,895 --> 00:05:39,424 move ahead with any of these women. 173 00:05:39,424 --> 00:05:42,454 All right, you wanna stick around and do a scene? 174 00:05:42,454 --> 00:05:44,244 No, I'm not really in the right headspace 175 00:05:44,244 --> 00:05:45,077 right now. 176 00:05:45,077 --> 00:05:46,227 Well watch a few anyway. 177 00:05:46,227 --> 00:05:47,400 There're some good actors here. 178 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:50,862 Maybe you can find somebody for your web series. 179 00:05:50,862 --> 00:05:51,931 Yeah, I'll stick around. 180 00:05:51,931 --> 00:05:53,737 I did a porn film once. 181 00:05:54,570 --> 00:05:56,376 But, my part was so small. 182 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:04,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.SubtitleDB.org today 183 00:06:06,504 --> 00:06:07,448 Hey. 184 00:06:09,188 --> 00:06:11,603 I saw your web series. 185 00:06:11,603 --> 00:06:13,022 I really dig your work. 186 00:06:13,022 --> 00:06:14,696 Thank you. 187 00:06:14,696 --> 00:06:16,408 I heard you coach some. 188 00:06:16,408 --> 00:06:17,359 No, I'm not a coach. 189 00:06:17,359 --> 00:06:19,451 I just love acting so I help friends out 190 00:06:19,451 --> 00:06:20,284 when I can. 191 00:06:20,284 --> 00:06:21,697 But, I'm not a coach. 192 00:06:21,697 --> 00:06:23,327 Well you know I got this really great part. 193 00:06:23,327 --> 00:06:25,239 And, I could always use an extra eye. 194 00:06:25,239 --> 00:06:28,659 I'd even like pay you if you're into that. 195 00:06:28,659 --> 00:06:30,000 Sure, yeah. 196 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,744 I mean you don't have to pay me, but if you have 197 00:06:32,744 --> 00:06:36,580 some extra cash to throw, that'd be cool. 198 00:06:37,862 --> 00:06:39,240 I need you for one scene. 199 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:41,073 Sure yeah. 200 00:06:46,141 --> 00:06:47,891 The results are in. 201 00:06:49,580 --> 00:06:51,913 Tomorrow you're gonna die. 202 00:06:54,288 --> 00:06:55,955 It's the only way. 203 00:07:02,573 --> 00:07:03,406 Okay. 204 00:07:08,027 --> 00:07:08,860 Okay. 205 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:11,342 Cut. 206 00:07:21,135 --> 00:07:23,454 Are you sure it's setting people up? 207 00:07:23,454 --> 00:07:25,350 I don't exactly know. 208 00:07:25,350 --> 00:07:26,868 It's what he seemed to be hinting towards. 209 00:07:26,868 --> 00:07:28,116 It's a good way to get yourself fucking killed. 210 00:07:28,116 --> 00:07:29,248 You know that right? 211 00:07:29,248 --> 00:07:31,320 Look I'm fine. 212 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:33,948 I don't need your help. 213 00:07:33,948 --> 00:07:36,752 Like I'm gonna let you do this on your own. 214 00:07:36,752 --> 00:07:40,305 You'll get kidnapped, raped, beat to death, 215 00:07:40,305 --> 00:07:42,555 and then fed to sewer rats. 216 00:07:43,950 --> 00:07:46,450 You, you go back to Yazu City. 217 00:07:48,494 --> 00:07:49,327 All right, cut. 218 00:07:49,327 --> 00:07:51,623 I think we can stop the scene right there. 219 00:07:51,623 --> 00:07:54,219 So what'd you think about my energy. 220 00:07:54,219 --> 00:07:55,052 Is it good? 221 00:07:55,052 --> 00:07:57,181 Yeah it's really good. 222 00:07:57,181 --> 00:07:58,822 Why don't you try it with like an accent or something? 223 00:07:58,822 --> 00:07:59,822 Yeah okay. 224 00:08:02,283 --> 00:08:04,355 Forget about the camera and everything 225 00:08:04,355 --> 00:08:05,357 and just do your lines. 226 00:08:05,357 --> 00:08:06,338 Like don't even worry about mine. 227 00:08:06,338 --> 00:08:08,671 Just give me the energy, go. 228 00:08:09,644 --> 00:08:11,389 I don't exactly know. 229 00:08:11,389 --> 00:08:13,040 It's just my hunch. 230 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:14,716 It's what he seemed to be hinting towards. 231 00:08:14,716 --> 00:08:15,549 Give it to me now. 232 00:08:15,549 --> 00:08:16,382 Give for power. 233 00:08:16,382 --> 00:08:17,309 I don't exactly know. 234 00:08:17,309 --> 00:08:18,424 It's just my hunch. 235 00:08:18,424 --> 00:08:20,583 It's what he seemed to be hinting towards. 236 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:22,074 It's just my hunch. 237 00:08:22,074 --> 00:08:23,541 It's what he seemed to be hinting towards. 238 00:08:23,541 --> 00:08:24,374 Good. 239 00:08:28,137 --> 00:08:29,170 What are you doing? 240 00:08:29,170 --> 00:08:30,003 With your tongue. 241 00:08:30,836 --> 00:08:31,782 I don't know. 242 00:08:38,504 --> 00:08:39,874 Tell me it hurts again, you little bitch. 243 00:08:39,874 --> 00:08:40,707 Yeah it really hurts. 244 00:08:40,707 --> 00:08:41,897 But, it hurts so good, right? 245 00:08:43,246 --> 00:08:46,496 Yeah, I can see you need a safe word. 246 00:08:48,264 --> 00:08:50,967 Yeah just like that, get it. 247 00:08:50,967 --> 00:08:52,149 Bite my toe! 248 00:08:52,149 --> 00:08:53,215 Bite me, you little bitch. 249 00:08:53,215 --> 00:08:54,305 Get it. 250 00:08:54,305 --> 00:08:55,273 Harder. 251 00:08:57,091 --> 00:08:58,149 Whoa, baby! 252 00:09:00,249 --> 00:09:01,103 Baby, we were just rehearsing. 253 00:09:03,207 --> 00:09:04,409 You piece of shit. 254 00:09:04,409 --> 00:09:05,494 Fucking asshole! 255 00:09:14,503 --> 00:09:17,253 I was just rehearsing. 256 00:09:18,919 --> 00:09:21,307 ♫ I'm so lonesome 257 00:09:21,307 --> 00:09:25,706 ♫ I'm gonna hang my head and cry 258 00:09:25,706 --> 00:09:28,373 ♫ Cry, cry, cry 259 00:09:30,910 --> 00:09:32,402 ♫ Cry, cry, cry 260 00:09:44,044 --> 00:09:45,794 Let's all check in. 261 00:09:47,072 --> 00:09:49,171 Just go ahead and call out an injuries you're having 262 00:09:49,171 --> 00:09:50,537 right now. 263 00:09:56,341 --> 00:09:57,643 Got it. 264 00:09:57,643 --> 00:10:00,145 I love what you're doing. 265 00:10:00,145 --> 00:10:01,552 Now see how everyone, if you can look, 266 00:10:01,552 --> 00:10:02,677 Maria's flexing her feet. 267 00:10:02,677 --> 00:10:04,725 Let's try to really flex the feet. 268 00:10:04,725 --> 00:10:07,235 Yeah, lift up a little bit. 269 00:10:07,235 --> 00:10:12,028 Let's think of the Indians while we're in bow pose. 270 00:10:17,172 --> 00:10:18,005 Good breathing. 271 00:10:18,005 --> 00:10:20,218 I like that breathing. 272 00:10:20,218 --> 00:10:21,725 Oh shit, okay everyone just hold a minute. 273 00:10:21,725 --> 00:10:22,787 I'll be right back. 274 00:10:22,787 --> 00:10:25,865 Let's just rest in child's pose. 275 00:10:25,865 --> 00:10:27,259 What the fuck are you doing? 276 00:10:27,259 --> 00:10:28,814 I'm fucking smoking a cigarette. 277 00:10:30,637 --> 00:10:32,011 Everyone in there knows you're my best friend. 278 00:10:32,011 --> 00:10:33,372 This makes me look like an asshole. 279 00:10:33,372 --> 00:10:34,359 Well fuck man, I'll leave. 280 00:10:34,359 --> 00:10:35,203 No, don't leave. 281 00:10:35,203 --> 00:10:36,036 Get your ass back in class. 282 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:37,536 We can talk after. 283 00:10:38,451 --> 00:10:40,353 Taylor left me. 284 00:10:40,353 --> 00:10:42,853 I got caught cheating. 285 00:10:42,853 --> 00:10:44,069 You idiot. 286 00:10:44,069 --> 00:10:44,942 I fucked up, man. 287 00:10:47,723 --> 00:10:48,556 She did. 288 00:10:48,556 --> 00:10:50,040 She sucked. 289 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:50,873 Really? 290 00:10:50,873 --> 00:10:51,706 Yeah. 291 00:10:51,706 --> 00:10:52,539 I loved her. 292 00:10:52,539 --> 00:10:53,476 You didn't love her, man. 293 00:10:53,476 --> 00:10:55,638 You've told me that you loved five girls this year. 294 00:10:55,638 --> 00:10:56,821 You can't love five girls in one year 295 00:10:56,821 --> 00:10:57,712 It's impossible. 296 00:10:57,712 --> 00:10:58,545 The numbers don't add up. 297 00:10:58,545 --> 00:10:59,650 Get you ass back in class. 298 00:10:59,650 --> 00:11:00,910 I'm pretty sure I loved her. 299 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:02,377 You didn't love her, trust me. 300 00:11:02,377 --> 00:11:03,416 We'll talk later, okay? 301 00:11:03,416 --> 00:11:05,416 I'm sorry that happened. 302 00:11:10,451 --> 00:11:12,112 Okay so I give him tea. 303 00:11:12,112 --> 00:11:14,118 I get back in the car, pull out. 304 00:11:14,118 --> 00:11:16,237 All of a sudden, this hippie chick pulls up 305 00:11:16,237 --> 00:11:17,813 next to me, starts banging on my, you all right? 306 00:11:17,813 --> 00:11:20,549 Yeah, I just gotta pee really bad. 307 00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:21,799 I'm about to tell you a story. 308 00:11:21,799 --> 00:11:22,632 I know. 309 00:11:22,632 --> 00:11:24,561 Is it like a five minute story or a 10 minute story? 310 00:11:24,561 --> 00:11:25,978 If you gotta pee, go pee. 311 00:11:25,978 --> 00:11:27,005 No, no, go head. 312 00:11:27,838 --> 00:11:28,671 Yeah. 313 00:11:28,671 --> 00:11:29,504 So anyway, I get some tea. 314 00:11:29,504 --> 00:11:31,044 All of a sudden, this hippie chick pulls up next to me 315 00:11:31,044 --> 00:11:33,633 starts banging on my car and spits on my car. 316 00:11:33,633 --> 00:11:36,864 Watch what you're doing, tiny dick. 317 00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:37,751 You pulled in front of me. 318 00:11:37,751 --> 00:11:38,584 I'm confused. 319 00:11:38,584 --> 00:11:40,154 Why don't you just go back to LA, all right? 320 00:11:40,154 --> 00:11:41,520 I'm sorry I don't know what's going on. 321 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:42,612 Can you explain to me what happened? 322 00:11:42,612 --> 00:11:44,809 And, then all of a sudden, her boyfriend pulls up. 323 00:11:44,809 --> 00:11:46,562 He starts cursing me out. 324 00:11:46,562 --> 00:11:48,395 I'm like, I don't know what this is all about, 325 00:11:48,395 --> 00:11:51,200 but that chick is gonna get you in a lot of fucking trouble. 326 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:54,317 Actually do you wanna speak sign language a little bit? 327 00:11:54,317 --> 00:11:55,912 So I kind of blacked out. 328 00:11:55,912 --> 00:11:57,388 I'm like what the fuck? 329 00:11:57,388 --> 00:11:58,635 I throw my tea at him. 330 00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:01,115 Next thing I know, he's throwing his water canteen at me. 331 00:12:01,115 --> 00:12:04,103 She's crying, bawling crying. 332 00:12:04,103 --> 00:12:06,249 Don't drink water if you have to pee. 333 00:12:06,249 --> 00:12:07,120 Okay. 334 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:08,701 Then she tells she's called the cops. 335 00:12:08,701 --> 00:12:10,046 I'm like the fucking cops? 336 00:12:10,046 --> 00:12:10,996 These are breasts. 337 00:12:10,996 --> 00:12:11,829 Call the fucking cops! 338 00:12:11,829 --> 00:12:13,177 This is how you were raised. 339 00:12:13,177 --> 00:12:14,182 Fucking call the fucking cops. 340 00:12:14,182 --> 00:12:15,110 From your mother. 341 00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:17,550 Milk to you, and then you throw a fucking bottle at me? 342 00:12:19,458 --> 00:12:20,718 I'm gonna tell them what you did. 343 00:12:20,718 --> 00:12:22,397 I'm gonna say he was violent. 344 00:12:22,397 --> 00:12:23,973 Babe, just call the fucking cops! 345 00:12:25,206 --> 00:12:27,188 Do you think I was in the wrong for that? 346 00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:29,745 They are cyclists. 347 00:12:29,745 --> 00:12:30,946 Yeah they got the right of way. 348 00:12:32,461 --> 00:12:34,044 Yeah definitely. 349 00:12:34,044 --> 00:12:34,877 I felt bad. 350 00:12:34,877 --> 00:12:35,710 I couldn't sleep that night. 351 00:12:35,710 --> 00:12:36,543 Yeah, of course I'm gonna have some thoughts on that 352 00:12:36,543 --> 00:12:38,370 when I get back. 353 00:12:38,370 --> 00:12:39,203 Okay. 354 00:13:07,807 --> 00:13:08,833 I just peed. 355 00:13:08,833 --> 00:13:10,506 Yeah you gotta pee sometimes. 356 00:13:10,506 --> 00:13:12,423 Yeah it was just pee. 357 00:13:15,946 --> 00:13:18,940 Try an apple cider vinegar. 358 00:13:20,427 --> 00:13:22,252 It's apple cider vinegar. 359 00:13:22,252 --> 00:13:23,183 No, I'm good. 360 00:13:23,183 --> 00:13:25,739 Cause it's good for you. 361 00:13:29,703 --> 00:13:31,324 Oh man. 362 00:13:31,324 --> 00:13:32,601 What happened with that girl you were, 363 00:13:32,601 --> 00:13:33,434 she heard about-- 364 00:13:33,434 --> 00:13:34,792 No, she walked in on me. 365 00:13:34,792 --> 00:13:35,805 She walked in on you? 366 00:13:35,805 --> 00:13:37,524 Yeah, I'm just banging this chick 367 00:13:37,524 --> 00:13:39,826 in all these crazy ass positions, dude. 368 00:13:39,826 --> 00:13:41,713 Like I've never even heard of or seen. 369 00:13:41,713 --> 00:13:42,546 It's horrible, dude. 370 00:13:42,546 --> 00:13:43,431 It was probably pretty scarring. 371 00:13:43,431 --> 00:13:44,264 That's awful. 372 00:13:44,264 --> 00:13:45,195 You gotta be more careful. 373 00:13:45,195 --> 00:13:46,028 I know. 374 00:13:46,028 --> 00:13:46,986 It was bad. 375 00:13:48,408 --> 00:13:50,793 This like Cirque du Soleil actress chick. 376 00:13:53,003 --> 00:13:53,836 Damn. 377 00:13:53,836 --> 00:13:54,769 What? 378 00:13:54,769 --> 00:13:56,411 Hold on a second, I'll be right back. 379 00:14:03,374 --> 00:14:04,783 If not, I'm gonna be sitting over there 380 00:14:04,783 --> 00:14:08,151 disturbed thinking this girl thinks I'm an idiot. 381 00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:09,068 I'm fine. 382 00:14:12,814 --> 00:14:14,226 It's nothing. 383 00:14:15,584 --> 00:14:16,906 It's embarrassing. 384 00:14:16,906 --> 00:14:17,901 Come on. 385 00:14:17,901 --> 00:14:19,755 I'm trying to sell my wedding ring. 386 00:14:20,879 --> 00:14:21,806 Engaged. 387 00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:24,414 Sorry to hear that. 388 00:14:24,414 --> 00:14:25,514 I just got out of a relationship. 389 00:14:25,514 --> 00:14:27,603 My girlfriend and I broke up. 390 00:14:27,603 --> 00:14:28,676 I'm so sorry. 391 00:14:28,676 --> 00:14:30,434 Yeah, thank you. 392 00:14:33,198 --> 00:14:35,460 I don't know probably like watch a movie or something 393 00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:36,293 like that. 394 00:14:37,857 --> 00:14:40,113 Oh classic comedy movies usually. 395 00:14:41,847 --> 00:14:43,343 Yeah I love Palm Beach Story. 396 00:14:43,343 --> 00:14:44,678 You like Sturges? 397 00:14:44,678 --> 00:14:46,206 I love Sturges. 398 00:14:49,074 --> 00:14:49,907 I haven't. 399 00:14:50,740 --> 00:14:51,576 We should watch it. 400 00:14:51,576 --> 00:14:52,409 You wanna watch it? 401 00:14:52,409 --> 00:14:53,242 We can do it tonight. 402 00:14:53,242 --> 00:14:54,075 I can't. 403 00:14:54,075 --> 00:14:55,100 Tomorrow night. 404 00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:55,974 I have work early. 405 00:14:55,974 --> 00:14:57,434 The night after that. 406 00:14:59,919 --> 00:15:01,002 Sure. 407 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:03,713 Call me. 408 00:15:06,396 --> 00:15:07,729 I'll call you. 409 00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:12,032 This chick is rich. 410 00:15:20,232 --> 00:15:21,863 You didn't have to do that. 411 00:15:21,863 --> 00:15:22,696 Well I wanted to. 412 00:15:22,696 --> 00:15:24,797 I figured you could use 'em since you might 413 00:15:24,797 --> 00:15:27,276 not be getting 'em for awhile 'cause you're single 414 00:15:27,276 --> 00:15:30,276 'cause the marriage didn't work out. 415 00:15:39,702 --> 00:15:41,622 It's so cute. 416 00:15:43,088 --> 00:15:45,724 Yeah, it's just so sweet the way 417 00:15:45,724 --> 00:15:47,253 she stands up for her man like that. 418 00:15:47,253 --> 00:15:49,244 It's so beautiful. 419 00:15:49,244 --> 00:15:50,552 I know it's Sturges. 420 00:15:50,552 --> 00:15:52,185 I mean he's the best. 421 00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:53,352 He's the best. 422 00:15:54,473 --> 00:15:57,232 Do you want to hug or something? 423 00:15:57,232 --> 00:15:58,065 Sure. 424 00:16:05,417 --> 00:16:06,750 Are you serious? 425 00:16:08,112 --> 00:16:09,589 First date? 426 00:16:09,589 --> 00:16:10,510 I'm sorry. 427 00:16:10,510 --> 00:16:13,540 I'm usually way more respectful. 428 00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,304 Sure you are. 429 00:16:15,304 --> 00:16:17,331 It's called self control. 430 00:16:17,331 --> 00:16:19,529 Why do I get the feeling you don't have any? 431 00:16:19,529 --> 00:16:20,853 No, no I'm sorry. 432 00:16:20,853 --> 00:16:23,005 I think it's time for you to go home. 433 00:16:24,847 --> 00:16:25,854 Look I'm enjoying this. 434 00:16:25,854 --> 00:16:26,820 I shouldn't of kissed you. 435 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:29,248 No, I just have work early tomorrow. 436 00:16:31,900 --> 00:16:33,335 Yeah. 437 00:16:33,335 --> 00:16:34,806 Call me. 438 00:16:34,806 --> 00:16:35,639 Okay. 439 00:16:37,437 --> 00:16:38,965 I just hope I didn't fuck it up. 440 00:16:40,382 --> 00:16:42,235 No, she said I could call her. 441 00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:45,552 Straighten your arms like this, breathe. 442 00:16:45,552 --> 00:16:47,899 It's a confidence pose. 443 00:16:47,899 --> 00:16:49,220 How do you feel about this girl? 444 00:16:49,220 --> 00:16:50,803 I don't know. 445 00:16:50,803 --> 00:16:54,130 She's really sweet, but she's a good girl. 446 00:16:54,130 --> 00:16:55,454 That's new for you. 447 00:16:55,454 --> 00:16:56,830 What? 448 00:16:56,830 --> 00:16:58,816 I don't know if you realize, but every time you meet 449 00:16:58,816 --> 00:17:00,581 a new chick, you come over here saying 450 00:17:00,581 --> 00:17:02,043 I'm gonna marry this girl. 451 00:17:02,043 --> 00:17:03,164 This is very new for you. 452 00:17:03,164 --> 00:17:05,920 Well I'm just worried that she's too innocent for me. 453 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:07,387 I think she might be a virgin, dude. 454 00:17:07,387 --> 00:17:09,548 And, she's 25 years old. 455 00:17:09,548 --> 00:17:11,117 She might be 28 years old. 456 00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:12,407 I doubt she's a virgin just 'cause she won't 457 00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:14,077 let you bang her on the first night. 458 00:17:14,077 --> 00:17:17,482 I mean I think you need to just relax a little bit. 459 00:17:17,482 --> 00:17:18,494 Try to have a little faith. 460 00:17:18,494 --> 00:17:20,523 Get to know her, take your time. 461 00:17:20,523 --> 00:17:25,332 You know it can be very healthy to go against type. 462 00:17:25,332 --> 00:17:27,542 Okay listen up. 463 00:17:27,542 --> 00:17:29,816 The word on the street is Moses Duval 464 00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:30,672 No shit. 465 00:17:30,672 --> 00:17:33,181 is headed to town to shoot his new feature film. 466 00:17:33,181 --> 00:17:34,789 And, he's casting only local talent. 467 00:17:34,789 --> 00:17:36,001 Holy shit! 468 00:17:36,001 --> 00:17:37,219 That's you Scottie. 469 00:17:37,219 --> 00:17:38,932 What you need to do is you need to be ready, 470 00:17:38,932 --> 00:17:40,104 and you need to stay sharp. 471 00:17:40,104 --> 00:17:41,414 You gotta be read to go at all times. 472 00:17:41,414 --> 00:17:43,069 Stay in shape, stay sharp because it could happen 473 00:17:43,069 --> 00:17:44,693 at any time, okay? 474 00:17:44,693 --> 00:17:46,110 Keep working out. 475 00:17:48,198 --> 00:17:49,924 Your web series got canceled. 476 00:17:51,115 --> 00:17:52,519 Not a big deal. 477 00:17:52,519 --> 00:17:53,745 How you doing? 478 00:17:53,745 --> 00:17:54,650 Fuck. 479 00:17:54,650 --> 00:17:55,483 Good. 480 00:17:55,483 --> 00:17:58,566 So let's talk about your last film. 481 00:17:59,597 --> 00:18:03,404 Everyone questioned you when at the peak of your career 482 00:18:03,404 --> 00:18:07,154 you decided to quit directing so that you can 483 00:18:08,166 --> 00:18:11,152 research for your award winning film, 484 00:18:11,152 --> 00:18:13,042 The Mailman of Wemberly. 485 00:18:13,042 --> 00:18:15,460 Is it true that you actually got a job 486 00:18:15,460 --> 00:18:19,314 at a post office and decided to deliver mail 487 00:18:19,314 --> 00:18:20,481 for two years? 488 00:18:22,744 --> 00:18:24,833 What a great idea for the metaphor 489 00:18:24,833 --> 00:18:26,166 to be a mailman. 490 00:18:27,262 --> 00:18:31,145 To be, a M, A, L, E, a male, but also M, A, I, L, 491 00:18:31,145 --> 00:18:33,896 mailman to be able to convey someone 492 00:18:33,896 --> 00:18:36,896 who delivers communication to people 493 00:18:39,879 --> 00:18:41,929 in the small town of Wemberly. 494 00:18:47,100 --> 00:18:48,108 Houston. 495 00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:50,526 Yeah. 496 00:18:50,526 --> 00:18:53,055 That's cool, you don't find that a lot. 497 00:18:53,055 --> 00:18:54,805 Bet your mom's a fox. 498 00:18:56,167 --> 00:18:57,788 Yeah she is. 499 00:18:57,788 --> 00:18:59,240 Yours? 500 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:00,222 Your mom a fox? 501 00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:01,722 Yeah, of course. 502 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,288 What do you do for a living? 503 00:19:04,288 --> 00:19:05,121 You got a job? 504 00:19:05,121 --> 00:19:08,442 I have my own butter company. 505 00:19:09,590 --> 00:19:10,767 You're like too perfect. 506 00:19:10,767 --> 00:19:13,048 You got an addiction or something? 507 00:19:13,048 --> 00:19:13,881 No. 508 00:19:13,881 --> 00:19:15,084 You're like super religious. 509 00:19:15,084 --> 00:19:16,043 No. 510 00:19:18,187 --> 00:19:22,531 Now that is something I am not cool with. 511 00:19:22,531 --> 00:19:23,614 Just kidding. 512 00:19:25,416 --> 00:19:28,618 I have a swing dance class on Wednesday if you want to come. 513 00:19:28,618 --> 00:19:30,525 Man, honestly I'm not a dancer. 514 00:19:30,525 --> 00:19:31,692 Okay. 515 00:19:33,233 --> 00:19:37,294 But, I got this pottery class I've been dying to go to. 516 00:19:37,294 --> 00:19:38,377 You wanna go? 517 00:19:39,462 --> 00:19:40,295 Yeah. 518 00:20:08,779 --> 00:20:10,752 I dig you, I do. 519 00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:12,352 It's cool that you're an actor and all. 520 00:20:12,352 --> 00:20:14,312 But, I need to know this. 521 00:20:14,312 --> 00:20:16,258 Are you making any money acting? 522 00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:17,612 Yeah, yeah I am. 523 00:20:17,612 --> 00:20:19,464 I don't want to waste either of our time. 524 00:20:19,464 --> 00:20:21,082 And, I'm not looking to be the bread winner 525 00:20:21,082 --> 00:20:22,849 of the family especially if I feel 526 00:20:22,849 --> 00:20:24,938 the guy isn't even working. 527 00:20:24,938 --> 00:20:27,657 So how much money can you make acting? 528 00:20:27,657 --> 00:20:29,574 A lot, like millions. 529 00:20:30,816 --> 00:20:32,763 Well how much money did you make last year 530 00:20:32,763 --> 00:20:35,149 like 20 grand, 30 grand? 531 00:20:35,149 --> 00:20:37,860 No, last year I made like $1,200. 532 00:20:37,860 --> 00:20:40,091 But, the year before that I did a commercial. 533 00:20:40,091 --> 00:20:42,400 I made $3,200 in two days. 534 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:46,265 They had like craft services and filet mignon. 535 00:20:46,265 --> 00:20:48,621 And, I make my money bartending anyway. 536 00:20:48,621 --> 00:20:50,792 I don't know if I can date someone with no ambition. 537 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,077 At some point, I want a family. 538 00:20:53,077 --> 00:20:56,582 And, I'm sorry I like you, but I don't want 539 00:20:56,582 --> 00:20:58,015 to go down this road again. 540 00:20:58,015 --> 00:20:58,913 Wait, whoa. 541 00:20:58,913 --> 00:21:03,402 Okay I'm like right on the cusp of making it 542 00:21:03,402 --> 00:21:04,684 and breaking in. 543 00:21:04,684 --> 00:21:05,517 You know what I'm saying? 544 00:21:05,517 --> 00:21:06,350 So you got to be fair with me. 545 00:21:06,350 --> 00:21:07,206 You gotta give me some time. 546 00:21:07,206 --> 00:21:09,363 Like give me like a couple months. 547 00:21:09,363 --> 00:21:11,649 Well if it takes too long, I'll jet. 548 00:21:11,649 --> 00:21:13,558 I'm warning you. 549 00:21:13,558 --> 00:21:14,725 That's fair. 550 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:17,593 Good. 551 00:21:17,593 --> 00:21:18,426 Good. 552 00:21:18,426 --> 00:21:19,259 Good. 553 00:21:19,259 --> 00:21:20,405 Cause I'm starting to like you. 554 00:21:20,405 --> 00:21:21,761 I like you. 555 00:21:24,349 --> 00:21:26,420 You wanna go in your bedroom? 556 00:21:26,420 --> 00:21:27,790 One more week. 557 00:21:28,918 --> 00:21:30,034 Can I sleep over? 558 00:21:30,034 --> 00:21:31,005 Not till then? 559 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:33,792 Really? 560 00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:34,625 Yes. 561 00:21:34,625 --> 00:21:36,706 All right, well I'm gonna take off 562 00:21:36,706 --> 00:21:38,611 'cause I don't wanna get blue balls. 563 00:21:38,611 --> 00:21:41,854 Wait, I know a little trick for that 564 00:21:41,854 --> 00:21:44,021 and it involves my butter. 565 00:21:47,024 --> 00:21:48,050 Is that sign language? 566 00:21:48,050 --> 00:21:49,694 Scottie. 567 00:21:49,694 --> 00:21:51,548 You want a coffee enema? 568 00:21:52,381 --> 00:21:53,798 A coffee enema. 569 00:21:54,767 --> 00:21:56,728 Well I don't get the caffeine but it wakes 570 00:21:56,728 --> 00:21:59,318 up my intestines and cleans me out. 571 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,573 Yeah sure, I'll take it home. 572 00:22:01,573 --> 00:22:03,550 Okay take it. 573 00:22:03,550 --> 00:22:04,914 I think I'm really into this girl. 574 00:22:05,747 --> 00:22:06,666 Yeah. 575 00:22:06,666 --> 00:22:07,626 That's beautiful. 576 00:22:07,626 --> 00:22:10,338 I mean the no sex thing might be a good thing. 577 00:22:10,338 --> 00:22:12,188 It's making us talk a lot. 578 00:22:12,188 --> 00:22:13,137 That's lovely. 579 00:22:13,137 --> 00:22:14,007 Embrace that. 580 00:22:14,007 --> 00:22:16,147 I've done two years before. 581 00:22:16,147 --> 00:22:16,980 Really? 582 00:22:16,980 --> 00:22:17,813 Amazing. 583 00:22:17,813 --> 00:22:19,373 Yeah, I think I need a new career though. 584 00:22:19,373 --> 00:22:20,228 I need to do something else. 585 00:22:20,228 --> 00:22:21,333 You're an actor. 586 00:22:21,333 --> 00:22:22,658 You've been acting for like 20 years. 587 00:22:22,658 --> 00:22:24,211 You can't stop acting, come on. 588 00:22:24,211 --> 00:22:25,766 I could try to drive with Uber or something. 589 00:22:25,766 --> 00:22:27,138 Uber, how long you gonna be happy with Uber, 590 00:22:27,138 --> 00:22:27,971 two months? 591 00:22:27,971 --> 00:22:28,804 Think long term. 592 00:22:28,804 --> 00:22:29,691 Scottie, you're a great actor. 593 00:22:29,691 --> 00:22:30,979 I don't know what you're talking about. 594 00:22:30,979 --> 00:22:31,812 You know I could talk. 595 00:22:31,812 --> 00:22:32,645 I could always cook. 596 00:22:32,645 --> 00:22:34,652 I could open up like a food trailer downtown or something. 597 00:22:34,652 --> 00:22:35,485 I've had your food before. 598 00:22:35,485 --> 00:22:36,318 It's not very good. 599 00:22:36,318 --> 00:22:37,151 Actually you know what I'm thinking is 600 00:22:37,151 --> 00:22:38,456 what I could do is I could get super jacked, 601 00:22:38,456 --> 00:22:40,193 I could join MMA, I could become a fighter, 602 00:22:40,193 --> 00:22:42,110 and I could transfer into film 603 00:22:42,110 --> 00:22:44,386 kind of like Bruce Lee, the Rock. 604 00:22:44,386 --> 00:22:45,219 Mr. T. 605 00:22:45,219 --> 00:22:46,052 Mr. T. 606 00:22:46,052 --> 00:22:46,971 I like Mr. T. 607 00:22:46,971 --> 00:22:47,804 Yeah. 608 00:22:51,064 --> 00:22:53,432 Get down, grounded into the earth, 609 00:22:53,432 --> 00:22:55,358 feel it working for you. 610 00:23:11,167 --> 00:23:12,958 Wow check this out, dude. 611 00:23:12,958 --> 00:23:15,605 For his next movie, he wants to explore 612 00:23:15,605 --> 00:23:18,648 those who are disadvantaged in society 613 00:23:18,648 --> 00:23:20,893 and not of the status quo. 614 00:23:20,893 --> 00:23:23,819 It makes him feel grateful. 615 00:23:25,115 --> 00:23:27,508 I think it's about handicapped people. 616 00:23:27,508 --> 00:23:28,341 Look at this. 617 00:23:28,341 --> 00:23:29,468 Listen to this quote, all right? 618 00:23:29,468 --> 00:23:30,843 It is only by walking in the shoes 619 00:23:30,843 --> 00:23:32,177 of those less fortunate than us 620 00:23:32,177 --> 00:23:34,245 that we are actually able to grasp who we are 621 00:23:34,245 --> 00:23:35,859 and what beauty we are surrounded by. 622 00:23:35,859 --> 00:23:36,926 Dude, this dude is an artist. 623 00:23:36,926 --> 00:23:38,722 You know this chicks whipping you into shape, huh? 624 00:23:38,722 --> 00:23:39,987 Look at this picture of him, dude. 625 00:23:39,987 --> 00:23:42,398 He looks like he's in the jungle or something. 626 00:23:42,398 --> 00:23:44,689 There's only one online. 627 00:23:44,689 --> 00:23:46,419 Damn, this girl is hot. 628 00:23:46,419 --> 00:23:47,746 Look at this, dude. 629 00:23:47,746 --> 00:23:49,360 That's his daughter. 630 00:23:51,153 --> 00:23:52,211 Look at this. 631 00:23:52,211 --> 00:23:53,574 Look at this girl. 632 00:23:53,574 --> 00:23:54,948 I think I know her. 633 00:23:54,948 --> 00:23:55,781 Shut up, dude. 634 00:23:55,781 --> 00:23:56,614 I'm serious. 635 00:23:56,614 --> 00:23:58,616 Yeah, she's taken my class a couple times. 636 00:23:59,632 --> 00:24:00,620 Are you messing with me? 637 00:24:00,620 --> 00:24:01,453 No. 638 00:24:02,918 --> 00:24:04,042 He's gonna go on a date with her. 639 00:24:04,042 --> 00:24:05,252 She takes his yoga class. 640 00:24:06,376 --> 00:24:07,473 He's gonna go on a date with her, 641 00:24:07,473 --> 00:24:08,851 he's gonna get in with her, and she's gonna get 642 00:24:08,851 --> 00:24:10,275 me over to that house, and we get the lead 643 00:24:10,275 --> 00:24:11,457 fucking role in the film. 644 00:24:11,457 --> 00:24:14,076 Scottie, I don't think this is gonna work? 645 00:24:14,909 --> 00:24:16,253 I mean Dick this is old school Hollywood shit 646 00:24:16,253 --> 00:24:17,291 that I'm doing. 647 00:24:17,291 --> 00:24:18,751 You of all people should understand that. 648 00:24:18,751 --> 00:24:20,529 I'm busting my ass over here for you. 649 00:24:20,529 --> 00:24:22,172 Dick, what the fuck else do you want me to do, man? 650 00:24:22,172 --> 00:24:23,583 I just kind of feel like you're doing this 651 00:24:23,583 --> 00:24:24,418 on your own. 652 00:24:24,418 --> 00:24:25,616 You're going on a little solo mission, 653 00:24:25,616 --> 00:24:27,086 and I don't really appreciate it. 654 00:24:27,086 --> 00:24:29,742 Hey look, if I go to the Oscars, man, 655 00:24:29,742 --> 00:24:31,267 you're coming with me, bro. 656 00:24:31,267 --> 00:24:32,215 You're my date. 657 00:24:33,048 --> 00:24:36,749 We'll drive down there together in a convertible. 658 00:24:36,749 --> 00:24:37,582 Okay. 659 00:24:37,582 --> 00:24:38,415 Throw this thing together. 660 00:24:38,415 --> 00:24:39,248 What can we do? 661 00:24:39,248 --> 00:24:40,239 What do you got, you got anything? 662 00:24:40,239 --> 00:24:41,752 Yes, I actually did hear something. 663 00:24:41,752 --> 00:24:43,410 What do you got? 664 00:24:43,410 --> 00:24:45,399 Sorry buddy, but it doesn't look good. 665 00:24:45,399 --> 00:24:46,661 It looks like they're only hiring 666 00:24:46,661 --> 00:24:49,587 real disadvantaged people. 667 00:24:50,420 --> 00:24:51,686 No, we might have a shot at getting 668 00:24:51,686 --> 00:24:56,163 a good supporting role, one of those meaty, chunky, 669 00:24:56,163 --> 00:24:58,622 gravy supporting roles perfect for you. 670 00:24:58,622 --> 00:25:01,159 So stay sharp, stay ready, stay in shape. 671 00:25:01,159 --> 00:25:02,043 Be happy. 672 00:25:02,043 --> 00:25:03,665 You know what, I'm gonna let you know 673 00:25:03,665 --> 00:25:05,996 as soon as I hear anything. 674 00:25:05,996 --> 00:25:07,220 All right. 675 00:25:10,961 --> 00:25:12,390 You're my Dick. 676 00:25:12,390 --> 00:25:14,572 I am your Dick. 677 00:25:14,572 --> 00:25:16,535 Well you're not, yeah. 678 00:25:16,535 --> 00:25:17,368 Yeah. 679 00:25:20,740 --> 00:25:21,832 For the first half of this class, 680 00:25:21,832 --> 00:25:24,178 we're gonna stay in child's pose and just relax. 681 00:25:24,178 --> 00:25:25,488 I just feel like there's a lot of worry 682 00:25:25,488 --> 00:25:27,238 happening these days. 683 00:25:28,805 --> 00:25:29,722 Breathe in. 684 00:25:31,057 --> 00:25:32,415 Inhaling. 685 00:25:35,626 --> 00:25:38,512 Exhaling, letting worries go. 686 00:25:38,512 --> 00:25:40,466 I can't relax. 687 00:25:40,466 --> 00:25:41,299 Exhale. 688 00:25:43,074 --> 00:25:45,794 Jog around the block a few times. 689 00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:46,953 Inhale. 690 00:25:46,953 --> 00:25:50,370 Good, good, I like to hear those breaths. 691 00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:56,113 You need to just relax. 692 00:25:56,113 --> 00:25:58,399 Why don't you take Ebby on a nice date tonight? 693 00:26:00,199 --> 00:26:01,365 I don't know, get a bottle of wine, 694 00:26:01,365 --> 00:26:02,467 go to the woods. 695 00:26:06,473 --> 00:26:07,737 Man, I've been working so hard lately. 696 00:26:07,737 --> 00:26:09,445 I'll tell ya. 697 00:26:09,445 --> 00:26:11,139 But, I think I got a meeting with this really big 698 00:26:11,139 --> 00:26:12,443 director in town. 699 00:26:12,443 --> 00:26:14,415 That's great, babe, I'm so proud of you. 700 00:26:14,415 --> 00:26:15,784 Thanks babe, yeah. 701 00:26:15,784 --> 00:26:17,766 Oh I'm going out of town. 702 00:26:17,766 --> 00:26:19,236 Would you be up for watering my plants? 703 00:26:22,072 --> 00:26:24,198 If that's possible. 704 00:26:24,198 --> 00:26:25,679 Thanks. 705 00:26:25,679 --> 00:26:28,523 I'm going to San Francisco trying to get 706 00:26:28,523 --> 00:26:30,348 my butter in the shop there. 707 00:26:30,348 --> 00:26:31,661 That's cool. 708 00:26:31,661 --> 00:26:34,904 So when you get back, we can... 709 00:26:36,317 --> 00:26:38,337 You know when you get back we'll... 710 00:26:39,170 --> 00:26:40,703 You know what I'm talking about. 711 00:26:42,599 --> 00:26:44,156 Or, we just do another hand job. 712 00:26:44,156 --> 00:26:44,989 That's cool too. 713 00:26:44,989 --> 00:26:46,236 That's probably the best I've ever had. 714 00:26:46,236 --> 00:26:47,118 Maybe. 715 00:26:47,118 --> 00:26:49,595 I mean it was definitely the best I've had 716 00:26:49,595 --> 00:26:51,804 from someone else. 717 00:26:51,804 --> 00:26:54,478 Cool, I'm glad you liked it. 718 00:26:54,478 --> 00:26:55,895 Give me a kiss. 719 00:26:58,970 --> 00:27:00,845 What are you doing now? 720 00:27:00,845 --> 00:27:02,697 Hey listen, did I ever tell you about the time 721 00:27:02,697 --> 00:27:04,645 that I flew to Paris with Marlon Brando? 722 00:27:04,645 --> 00:27:05,866 With Brando? 723 00:27:08,966 --> 00:27:12,757 He said, "Can you please close your window 724 00:27:12,757 --> 00:27:15,090 "I've asked you five times?" 725 00:27:18,035 --> 00:27:21,436 Fuck no, I could've represented him, 726 00:27:21,436 --> 00:27:22,993 but I didn't. 727 00:27:22,993 --> 00:27:26,410 So what does that tell you about success? 728 00:27:28,175 --> 00:27:31,326 Newsflash, they're only casting transgendered people 729 00:27:31,326 --> 00:27:33,278 for this Moses Duval film. 730 00:27:34,497 --> 00:27:35,725 Don't worry about it Scottie. 731 00:27:35,725 --> 00:27:36,604 Not a big deal. 732 00:27:36,604 --> 00:27:38,791 You're gonna get the next one, okay. 733 00:27:38,791 --> 00:27:39,708 Stay sharp. 734 00:27:52,761 --> 00:27:53,721 Good game. 735 00:27:53,721 --> 00:27:56,961 Good game, let me see the ball. 736 00:27:59,218 --> 00:28:01,265 I know a transgendered person. 737 00:28:01,265 --> 00:28:02,098 Why? 738 00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:06,182 Doubtful, I can try. 739 00:28:07,224 --> 00:28:08,592 If you could, yeah. 740 00:28:08,592 --> 00:28:09,753 All right, hit me up. 741 00:28:09,753 --> 00:28:11,888 Why are you trying to meet a trans person? 742 00:28:11,888 --> 00:28:12,773 Research. 743 00:28:12,773 --> 00:28:14,428 You know any? 744 00:28:14,428 --> 00:28:16,806 Hey your date's tomorrow night with Magnolia, right? 745 00:28:16,806 --> 00:28:17,639 That's right. 746 00:28:17,639 --> 00:28:18,472 Sweet! 747 00:28:21,243 --> 00:28:22,400 How you feeling about that? 748 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:23,983 Yeah. 749 00:28:23,983 --> 00:28:25,962 I'm just a little nervous because we're supposed 750 00:28:25,962 --> 00:28:26,946 to have sex. 751 00:28:26,946 --> 00:28:29,208 She's just so innocent. 752 00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:31,211 I don't feel like I can be myself. 753 00:28:31,211 --> 00:28:33,788 Hey forget about up here, come from here. 754 00:28:33,788 --> 00:28:35,084 This is where you connect. 755 00:28:35,084 --> 00:28:37,758 This is where you make love from. 756 00:28:37,758 --> 00:28:39,459 That's where you bang. 757 00:28:39,459 --> 00:28:42,317 Yeah, I'm just tired of things not working out. 758 00:28:42,317 --> 00:28:46,076 Maybe you're afraid because she's available. 759 00:28:46,076 --> 00:28:46,954 I don't think so. 760 00:28:46,954 --> 00:28:49,174 Any fear of getting hurt? 761 00:28:49,174 --> 00:28:50,306 I don't know. 762 00:28:50,306 --> 00:28:51,525 Did you confirm with Magnolia? 763 00:28:52,392 --> 00:28:53,250 No? 764 00:28:53,250 --> 00:28:54,468 Why didn't you confirm? 765 00:28:54,468 --> 00:28:55,647 Because I'm not desperate. 766 00:28:55,647 --> 00:28:58,348 Arlo, confirm with the girl. 767 00:28:58,348 --> 00:28:59,596 It'll be fine, man. 768 00:28:59,596 --> 00:29:00,771 Just relax, okay? 769 00:29:00,771 --> 00:29:02,530 I don't want you to have a stroke attack. 770 00:29:04,107 --> 00:29:05,167 There's no such thing as that. 771 00:29:05,167 --> 00:29:09,729 Look hey Arlo, do me a favor, confirm with the girl, please. 772 00:29:09,729 --> 00:29:10,562 All right? 773 00:29:10,562 --> 00:29:12,449 Look this is probably the biggest opportunity 774 00:29:12,449 --> 00:29:15,381 of my career honestly, man. 775 00:29:15,381 --> 00:29:18,511 If you love me, you'll confirm. 776 00:29:27,030 --> 00:29:28,613 Scottie, Scottie. 777 00:29:29,675 --> 00:29:30,508 Scott-ie! 778 00:29:31,408 --> 00:29:32,241 Scott-ie! 779 00:29:38,424 --> 00:29:39,757 That was okay. 780 00:29:41,534 --> 00:29:44,648 Hey Ebby, the first time's always a little weird. 781 00:29:44,648 --> 00:29:47,177 But man, are you beautiful. 782 00:29:47,177 --> 00:29:48,010 Thanks. 783 00:29:51,995 --> 00:29:54,464 My sister's coming to town soon. 784 00:29:54,464 --> 00:29:56,663 Oh yeah, that's right. 785 00:29:56,663 --> 00:29:59,235 She's your twin, right? 786 00:29:59,235 --> 00:30:00,068 Identical? 787 00:30:00,068 --> 00:30:01,102 Yeah. 788 00:30:01,102 --> 00:30:01,952 That's cool. 789 00:30:01,952 --> 00:30:03,119 Is that weird? 790 00:30:04,031 --> 00:30:05,052 No. 791 00:30:05,052 --> 00:30:09,052 It's just I don't know anything other than that. 792 00:30:10,224 --> 00:30:13,891 You know I think I'm starting to like you. 793 00:30:16,221 --> 00:30:18,553 Yeah if I'm speaking from my heart, yeah. 794 00:30:18,553 --> 00:30:20,136 I think I love you. 795 00:30:21,793 --> 00:30:24,793 Well if I'm speaking from my ears, 796 00:30:27,499 --> 00:30:29,838 they're telling me it's time to go to bed, Cassanova. 797 00:30:29,838 --> 00:30:31,752 Oh that is so mean. 798 00:30:31,752 --> 00:30:34,026 I'm just playing. 799 00:30:34,026 --> 00:30:35,837 I think I love you a little too. 800 00:30:39,224 --> 00:30:40,793 A little more than a little. 801 00:30:42,923 --> 00:30:44,988 But, get your shit together. 802 00:30:44,988 --> 00:30:47,071 Yeah, I will. 803 00:30:50,230 --> 00:30:51,098 Good night. 804 00:30:52,963 --> 00:30:55,083 Scottie, maybe later. 805 00:30:55,083 --> 00:30:58,552 All right, just know I'm prepared. 806 00:30:58,552 --> 00:31:00,299 Hey Moses, hey. 807 00:31:00,299 --> 00:31:01,132 Hey Moses. 808 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:03,833 Hey Moses. 809 00:31:04,839 --> 00:31:07,525 Shoot, you looking at my ass, Moses. 810 00:31:07,525 --> 00:31:09,608 You're looking at my ass. 811 00:31:11,245 --> 00:31:14,141 Hey Arlo, have you heard from her yet? 812 00:31:14,141 --> 00:31:15,734 Why you talking weird? 813 00:31:15,734 --> 00:31:17,295 Does it sound believable 'cause it's 814 00:31:17,295 --> 00:31:19,061 for a character I'm working on? 815 00:31:19,061 --> 00:31:21,041 It's not super believable. 816 00:31:21,041 --> 00:31:22,843 Maybe it's 'cause I know you. 817 00:31:24,369 --> 00:31:25,492 Canceled. 818 00:31:26,366 --> 00:31:28,764 Nah, she's coming to my house in an hour. 819 00:31:28,764 --> 00:31:30,071 Why don't you meet me here at three, 820 00:31:30,071 --> 00:31:32,599 bring me some tacos and sparkling water please. 821 00:31:32,599 --> 00:31:34,349 All right, awesome. 822 00:31:37,537 --> 00:31:38,773 So what you all do? 823 00:31:38,773 --> 00:31:40,458 We gave each other the best coffee enemas 824 00:31:40,458 --> 00:31:41,291 of our lives. 825 00:31:41,291 --> 00:31:42,227 Really? 826 00:31:42,227 --> 00:31:44,298 Blew it out, yeah. 827 00:31:44,298 --> 00:31:46,811 I'm kidding, man, we had tea. 828 00:31:46,811 --> 00:31:48,645 Did you find anything else out about the movie? 829 00:31:48,645 --> 00:31:51,165 Not much, but I'm gonna see her again soon. 830 00:31:51,165 --> 00:31:53,258 And, this is something I'm kind of considering, 831 00:31:53,258 --> 00:31:55,762 but I told her you're a big fan of her dad. 832 00:31:55,762 --> 00:31:57,381 They have a big lunch thing next Sunday. 833 00:31:57,381 --> 00:31:59,907 She's gonna try to get us invited. 834 00:32:01,390 --> 00:32:05,814 If we go, I'm serious, like you've gotta play it cool. 835 00:32:05,814 --> 00:32:06,689 Yeah. 836 00:32:06,689 --> 00:32:08,128 'Cause you've been really nervous lately. 837 00:32:08,128 --> 00:32:10,128 It's kind of just a lot. 838 00:32:10,965 --> 00:32:11,919 I like this girl, man. 839 00:32:11,919 --> 00:32:13,054 I can't lie. 840 00:32:13,054 --> 00:32:15,394 You know none of those selfies, autographs, 841 00:32:15,394 --> 00:32:16,573 she'll pick up on that. 842 00:32:16,573 --> 00:32:19,428 She'll smell that like a fearful dog. 843 00:32:19,428 --> 00:32:22,171 You don't want to be a fearful dog, do you? 844 00:32:22,171 --> 00:32:23,290 Say I'm not a fearful dog. 845 00:32:23,290 --> 00:32:25,923 I am not a fearful dog. 846 00:32:25,923 --> 00:32:27,779 I'm gonna clear the energy out in the house 847 00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:28,917 if you want to go. 848 00:32:28,917 --> 00:32:30,068 Sure, I was on my way out anyway. 849 00:32:30,068 --> 00:32:31,401 Call me later. 850 00:32:32,526 --> 00:32:34,805 Scottie, my fault on this one. 851 00:32:34,805 --> 00:32:36,135 I was misinformed. 852 00:32:36,135 --> 00:32:38,239 The whole transgendered scenario, 853 00:32:38,239 --> 00:32:40,687 it was going down a wrong path and I apologize. 854 00:32:40,687 --> 00:32:42,158 I know you put in a lot of work. 855 00:32:42,158 --> 00:32:43,665 Dick, I've been working on that role 856 00:32:43,665 --> 00:32:44,886 for like two fucking weeks. 857 00:32:44,886 --> 00:32:47,364 Look here's the deal, they only unknowns he's going with 858 00:32:47,364 --> 00:32:50,425 is a real developmentally disabled guy and a girl. 859 00:32:50,425 --> 00:32:52,525 Those are the only unknowns. 860 00:32:52,525 --> 00:32:54,532 All right, but Dick, so those two roles-- 861 00:32:54,532 --> 00:32:55,365 Stop it! 862 00:32:55,365 --> 00:32:58,028 Those two roles, the developmentally disabled characters, 863 00:32:58,028 --> 00:33:00,077 maybe he just doesn't want a name actor in there, 864 00:33:00,077 --> 00:33:01,530 but maybe he wants a no name actor. 865 00:33:01,530 --> 00:33:04,461 It's fucking Moses Duval, Scottie. 866 00:33:04,461 --> 00:33:07,990 The insane thing is because of who we're working with here, 867 00:33:07,990 --> 00:33:10,482 there are celebrities coming out of the woodwork 868 00:33:10,482 --> 00:33:12,035 for day player roles on this one. 869 00:33:12,035 --> 00:33:15,142 I hear Tom Cruise is gonna be a store clerk. 870 00:33:15,142 --> 00:33:17,388 Kevin Bacon is gonna be some type of baker. 871 00:33:17,388 --> 00:33:19,221 I mean it's insane. 872 00:33:19,221 --> 00:33:22,593 So maybe extra work or something, 873 00:33:22,593 --> 00:33:24,645 something a little smaller, maybe get you 874 00:33:24,645 --> 00:33:26,032 on craft services, do something to help out 875 00:33:26,032 --> 00:33:27,712 with the crew. 876 00:33:27,712 --> 00:33:29,202 You ever done any grip work? 877 00:33:29,202 --> 00:33:30,081 No. 878 00:33:30,081 --> 00:33:32,582 Now's the time to start. 879 00:33:34,101 --> 00:33:36,177 I wanna nail this mentally challenged character. 880 00:33:36,177 --> 00:33:37,651 You know just in case I get a chance 881 00:33:37,651 --> 00:33:39,058 to show it to him. 882 00:33:39,058 --> 00:33:40,771 Oh Jesus. 883 00:33:40,771 --> 00:33:42,605 I thought this was just like lunch. 884 00:33:42,605 --> 00:33:44,432 What are you gonna do drool at the table for him 885 00:33:44,432 --> 00:33:45,322 or something, what? 886 00:33:46,305 --> 00:33:48,026 I just wanna be prepared. 887 00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:51,109 Oh man, okay but look what you said 888 00:33:53,052 --> 00:33:54,276 is politically incorrect. 889 00:33:54,276 --> 00:33:56,874 You have to say developmentally disabled. 890 00:33:56,874 --> 00:33:58,092 Have you done any research? 891 00:33:58,092 --> 00:33:59,137 Yeah, of course. 892 00:33:59,137 --> 00:34:01,782 Watched a ton of movies, researched a bunch of actors. 893 00:34:01,782 --> 00:34:03,752 A lot of actors got their start from something like this. 894 00:34:03,752 --> 00:34:06,281 I mean think about Cliff Robertson, Dustin Hoffman, 895 00:34:06,281 --> 00:34:08,178 Daniel Day Lewis in My Left Foot, I mean that's... 896 00:34:08,178 --> 00:34:10,647 My left Foot is not developmentally disabled. 897 00:34:10,647 --> 00:34:12,595 It's physically disabled, nitwit. 898 00:34:12,595 --> 00:34:14,139 There's a difference. 899 00:34:14,139 --> 00:34:15,787 Yeah, but he's disabled. 900 00:34:15,787 --> 00:34:17,659 Actually you're very close to this character 901 00:34:17,659 --> 00:34:19,826 now that I think about it. 902 00:34:23,072 --> 00:34:24,327 Let's get to work. 903 00:34:32,213 --> 00:34:34,145 Sucked beyond all comprehension. 904 00:34:34,145 --> 00:34:35,694 I swear to God. 905 00:34:35,694 --> 00:34:36,672 I mean it not only sucked. 906 00:34:36,672 --> 00:34:39,812 It was like watching a log float downstream sucking. 907 00:34:39,812 --> 00:34:40,729 I mean bad. 908 00:34:41,695 --> 00:34:42,593 Let me try it again. 909 00:34:42,593 --> 00:34:43,545 You better. 910 00:34:43,545 --> 00:34:44,795 Okay, go ahead. 911 00:34:46,316 --> 00:34:47,820 Ebby. 912 00:34:47,820 --> 00:34:50,256 Just calling to say hi. 913 00:34:50,256 --> 00:34:51,784 I'd love to see you. 914 00:34:51,784 --> 00:34:53,617 Life is good, call me. 915 00:34:58,860 --> 00:35:01,569 I'm thinking about taking my girlfriend flowers later. 916 00:35:01,569 --> 00:35:03,144 That's sweet of you. 917 00:35:04,023 --> 00:35:04,902 Yeah. 918 00:35:15,422 --> 00:35:16,255 Good to see you. 919 00:35:16,255 --> 00:35:18,251 Good to see you. 920 00:35:18,251 --> 00:35:23,191 Rock and roll show tonight, eight pm, free beer. 921 00:35:23,191 --> 00:35:24,834 Just like last time. 922 00:35:24,834 --> 00:35:26,048 You gonna come? 923 00:35:26,048 --> 00:35:27,788 I'm gonna try and make it. 924 00:35:27,788 --> 00:35:29,262 I'm gonna try and make it for sure. 925 00:35:29,262 --> 00:35:30,095 All right. 926 00:35:30,095 --> 00:35:31,836 Well you're my favorite actor in town, 927 00:35:31,836 --> 00:35:33,171 and I would love to have you. 928 00:35:33,171 --> 00:35:34,004 Get outta here. 929 00:35:34,004 --> 00:35:35,507 I would love to have you there, dude. 930 00:35:35,507 --> 00:35:36,340 All right. 931 00:35:36,340 --> 00:35:37,614 I'm gonna get out of here, love you, buddy. 932 00:35:37,614 --> 00:35:40,724 Good to see you, love you too. 933 00:35:40,724 --> 00:35:42,891 Hey Ebby, your car's here. 934 00:35:43,736 --> 00:35:44,819 Are you home? 935 00:35:57,794 --> 00:35:58,627 Hello? 936 00:36:00,714 --> 00:36:01,714 Anyone home? 937 00:36:04,238 --> 00:36:05,071 Hello? 938 00:36:10,075 --> 00:36:11,579 Ebby? 939 00:36:39,005 --> 00:36:42,329 Oh shit, oh my God, you're not Ebby! 940 00:36:42,329 --> 00:36:43,162 No, I'm not. 941 00:36:43,162 --> 00:36:43,995 I'm just this boyfriend. 942 00:36:43,995 --> 00:36:45,099 This is fucking crazy. 943 00:36:45,099 --> 00:36:45,932 Holy shit. 944 00:36:47,207 --> 00:36:48,349 Get the fuck out. 945 00:36:48,349 --> 00:36:49,182 I'm in the shower. 946 00:36:49,182 --> 00:36:51,789 Right, right, right. 947 00:36:51,789 --> 00:36:52,954 I didn't mean to walk in on you like that. 948 00:36:52,954 --> 00:36:54,248 That's so wrong of me. 949 00:36:54,248 --> 00:36:55,573 I should've knocked on the door first 950 00:36:55,573 --> 00:36:56,500 or something like that. 951 00:36:56,500 --> 00:36:57,378 I'm so sorry. 952 00:36:57,378 --> 00:36:58,430 All right, bye. 953 00:36:58,430 --> 00:36:59,442 Yeah okay. 954 00:37:01,063 --> 00:37:02,015 Hey, what's going on? 955 00:37:02,015 --> 00:37:03,452 Good, how's it going? 956 00:37:03,452 --> 00:37:06,283 No, I just went by to bring you some flowers, 957 00:37:06,283 --> 00:37:08,585 and I met your sister. 958 00:37:08,585 --> 00:37:10,279 Oh that's sweet. 959 00:37:10,279 --> 00:37:12,663 Yeah I just wanted to bring you something, you know? 960 00:37:12,663 --> 00:37:14,221 Did you guys hang out? 961 00:37:14,221 --> 00:37:15,626 No, I just said hi. 962 00:37:15,626 --> 00:37:18,928 I didn't want to make it awkward or anything. 963 00:37:18,928 --> 00:37:21,514 How 'bout dinner, the three of us tonight? 964 00:37:21,514 --> 00:37:24,005 Yeah you want to do dinner, the three of us? 965 00:37:24,005 --> 00:37:24,979 All right, yeah. 966 00:37:24,979 --> 00:37:26,562 I'll see you there. 967 00:37:29,342 --> 00:37:32,884 Dude, it's been a crazy fucking day. 968 00:37:34,130 --> 00:37:35,340 It's kind of a long story. 969 00:37:35,340 --> 00:37:36,173 You got any work for me, man? 970 00:37:36,173 --> 00:37:37,813 You got anything coming in? 971 00:37:37,813 --> 00:37:38,693 Any commercials? 972 00:37:38,693 --> 00:37:39,685 I need some fucking money. 973 00:37:39,685 --> 00:37:41,438 Nothing coming in yet, man. 974 00:37:41,438 --> 00:37:46,392 But, I did get my hands on Moses Duval's new script. 975 00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:48,310 It's fucking incredible. 976 00:37:48,310 --> 00:37:49,447 It's Moses Duval. 977 00:37:50,326 --> 00:37:51,405 No, you can't read it. 978 00:37:51,405 --> 00:37:52,352 You can't even look at it. 979 00:37:52,352 --> 00:37:55,047 You shouldn't even be in the same room with it. 980 00:37:55,047 --> 00:37:56,889 It's an agent script, okay? 981 00:37:56,889 --> 00:37:58,012 Agent's eyes only. 982 00:37:58,012 --> 00:37:59,291 Sorry, no can do. 983 00:37:59,291 --> 00:38:01,046 Well here's the thing, I'm going over there 984 00:38:01,046 --> 00:38:02,518 this weekend, so if you could give me that script, 985 00:38:02,518 --> 00:38:03,351 I could prep it. 986 00:38:03,351 --> 00:38:04,340 I could read it. 987 00:38:05,558 --> 00:38:06,434 Yeah. 988 00:38:08,006 --> 00:38:09,966 I want you to pour over every inch of this thing. 989 00:38:09,966 --> 00:38:12,031 I want you to know every part, every line 990 00:38:12,031 --> 00:38:12,909 inside, outside. 991 00:38:12,909 --> 00:38:14,952 I want to be able to ask you how many T's are in the script, 992 00:38:14,952 --> 00:38:16,305 and you'll tell me, 759. 993 00:38:16,305 --> 00:38:17,620 I don't know if that's right. 994 00:38:17,620 --> 00:38:18,501 It might be wrong. 995 00:38:18,501 --> 00:38:19,622 I want you to know everything. 996 00:38:19,622 --> 00:38:21,082 Why do you think people 997 00:38:21,082 --> 00:38:24,832 were just touched by the Mailman of Wemberly? 998 00:38:27,586 --> 00:38:30,253 You know Tesla, you have light 999 00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:37,399 and static electricity, and then there is 1000 00:38:37,399 --> 00:38:41,316 no way of being able to, I mean I cannot choose 1001 00:38:42,806 --> 00:38:45,676 the lightning that strikes me. 1002 00:38:45,676 --> 00:38:49,259 I cannot arbitrate inspiration to that end. 1003 00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:51,993 How... 1004 00:38:55,199 --> 00:38:56,032 I'm... 1005 00:39:00,090 --> 00:39:04,257 The light is being delivered to the people of Wemberly. 1006 00:39:07,545 --> 00:39:10,462 I am not so much a bringer of mail, 1007 00:39:11,682 --> 00:39:13,932 I'm a bringer of lightning. 1008 00:39:20,614 --> 00:39:22,543 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1009 00:39:22,543 --> 00:39:23,376 Just wow! 1010 00:39:26,061 --> 00:39:29,003 I just finished Duval's script, dude. 1011 00:39:29,003 --> 00:39:30,101 It's a masterpiece. 1012 00:39:30,934 --> 00:39:31,968 What's it about? 1013 00:39:31,968 --> 00:39:34,003 I don't know. 1014 00:39:34,003 --> 00:39:36,427 A lot of different things, you know? 1015 00:39:36,427 --> 00:39:39,260 But, it's, I mean it's literature. 1016 00:39:41,324 --> 00:39:42,574 That's great. 1017 00:39:46,821 --> 00:39:48,627 Tonight, I'm gonna see her tonight. 1018 00:39:49,496 --> 00:39:51,900 Yeah, we've been texting all day, man. 1019 00:39:53,140 --> 00:39:54,346 Yeah man, she's something. 1020 00:39:54,346 --> 00:39:55,775 She's really funny. 1021 00:39:55,775 --> 00:39:57,322 She's kind of like poetic with her texts n'stuff. 1022 00:39:57,322 --> 00:39:58,239 She's cute. 1023 00:39:59,194 --> 00:40:00,360 Wow. 1024 00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:02,483 So I hear these noises, right? 1025 00:40:02,483 --> 00:40:04,034 It's coming from the shower. 1026 00:40:04,034 --> 00:40:05,793 She's masturbating. 1027 00:40:05,793 --> 00:40:07,191 I think it's Ebby. 1028 00:40:07,191 --> 00:40:09,069 So I take off my clothes, make it all sexy 1029 00:40:09,069 --> 00:40:10,559 and hop in there. 1030 00:40:10,559 --> 00:40:13,720 It's her twin sister, identical. 1031 00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:14,586 Wow. 1032 00:40:14,586 --> 00:40:15,834 Yeah, I don't know. 1033 00:40:15,834 --> 00:40:16,998 It's kind of weird honestly. 1034 00:40:16,998 --> 00:40:18,982 I'm supposed to have dinner with both of 'em tonight. 1035 00:40:18,982 --> 00:40:21,071 Does your girlfriend know about this? 1036 00:40:21,071 --> 00:40:21,949 No. 1037 00:40:21,949 --> 00:40:24,281 You know people when they sleep with their girlfriends 1038 00:40:24,281 --> 00:40:25,826 and then their fantasizing it's somebody else, 1039 00:40:25,826 --> 00:40:26,931 you ever try that? 1040 00:40:26,931 --> 00:40:27,764 No. 1041 00:40:27,764 --> 00:40:28,597 It's pretty great. 1042 00:40:28,597 --> 00:40:30,065 I would give it a try, but anyway think if you're 1043 00:40:30,065 --> 00:40:32,281 you know fantasizing about her sister, thinking 1044 00:40:32,281 --> 00:40:34,706 about her sister, but you're sleeping with your girlfriend 1045 00:40:34,706 --> 00:40:37,226 and looking at your girlfriend but fantasizing 1046 00:40:37,226 --> 00:40:38,104 about the sister. 1047 00:40:38,104 --> 00:40:39,216 That's so trippy. 1048 00:40:40,794 --> 00:40:44,102 One face thinking about this girl. 1049 00:40:44,102 --> 00:40:46,765 I mean one day you're into this girl, 1050 00:40:46,765 --> 00:40:49,149 one day you're into this girl, why? 1051 00:40:49,149 --> 00:40:50,269 It's bizarre. 1052 00:40:50,269 --> 00:40:51,519 It's beautiful. 1053 00:40:53,129 --> 00:40:54,764 I don't know. 1054 00:40:54,764 --> 00:40:56,871 Yeah, I don't know. 1055 00:40:56,871 --> 00:40:58,333 I'd be curious to talk to more people 1056 00:40:58,333 --> 00:41:00,732 who've had this experience. 1057 00:41:00,732 --> 00:41:02,793 So did you talk to Magnolia about going over 1058 00:41:02,793 --> 00:41:04,207 to her dad's place on Sunday? 1059 00:41:04,207 --> 00:41:05,623 I'll actually find out tonight. 1060 00:41:05,623 --> 00:41:07,174 All right, as soon as possible if you could, you know? 1061 00:41:07,174 --> 00:41:08,381 Yeah, yeah, I know. 1062 00:41:08,381 --> 00:41:09,734 Because I know everything about this guy. 1063 00:41:09,734 --> 00:41:10,997 This could be my part, you know what I mean? 1064 00:41:10,997 --> 00:41:12,381 It's really big for me, man. 1065 00:41:12,381 --> 00:41:13,429 This could be my Rain Man. 1066 00:41:13,429 --> 00:41:14,449 This could put me on the map. 1067 00:41:14,449 --> 00:41:15,971 Okay, you're just kind of making me nervous, man, 1068 00:41:15,971 --> 00:41:17,811 because I sure she gets this stuff all the time. 1069 00:41:17,811 --> 00:41:20,207 Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna be cool. 1070 00:41:20,207 --> 00:41:23,151 Just relax, dude, trust the universe. 1071 00:41:31,226 --> 00:41:32,525 This is really good. 1072 00:41:32,525 --> 00:41:33,403 Thank you. 1073 00:41:33,403 --> 00:41:34,280 You like it? 1074 00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:35,428 Yeah, it's great. 1075 00:41:35,428 --> 00:41:36,683 You're a really good cook. 1076 00:41:38,107 --> 00:41:40,921 Same old, they were happy I was coming to see you. 1077 00:41:40,921 --> 00:41:42,292 So you gonna do Christmas there? 1078 00:41:42,292 --> 00:41:43,425 That's the plan. 1079 00:41:46,632 --> 00:41:48,374 We haven't talked about it. 1080 00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:52,662 So what do you do? 1081 00:41:52,662 --> 00:41:54,428 I'm an actor, yeah. 1082 00:41:54,428 --> 00:41:55,739 And, I bartend too. 1083 00:41:57,433 --> 00:42:00,100 No, I'm an actor who bartends. 1084 00:42:01,177 --> 00:42:03,549 What do you like better Godfather One or Two? 1085 00:42:03,549 --> 00:42:04,428 Two. 1086 00:42:04,428 --> 00:42:05,964 Thought so. 1087 00:42:06,842 --> 00:42:08,175 One of course. 1088 00:42:11,286 --> 00:42:14,634 So you been in anything I've seen? 1089 00:42:14,634 --> 00:42:15,884 Probably not. 1090 00:42:20,072 --> 00:42:21,822 Yeah, a little bit. 1091 00:42:23,454 --> 00:42:25,973 What do you think about the death penalty? 1092 00:42:26,852 --> 00:42:27,933 Alex, don't drill the poor boy. 1093 00:42:27,933 --> 00:42:29,777 Just trying to see if he has a brain. 1094 00:42:29,777 --> 00:42:31,545 You gotta watch those actor guys. 1095 00:42:31,545 --> 00:42:34,213 Well, I've never been to Austin. 1096 00:42:34,213 --> 00:42:36,046 Let's go see the town. 1097 00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:40,111 You know what I gotta read my lines. 1098 00:42:40,111 --> 00:42:42,107 Come on, my sister's in town. 1099 00:42:42,107 --> 00:42:44,190 Yeah, don't be selfish. 1100 00:42:47,296 --> 00:42:48,976 All right. 1101 00:43:40,288 --> 00:43:43,202 Yes, oh that's the spot! 1102 00:43:47,183 --> 00:43:48,293 Jesus Christ! 1103 00:43:48,293 --> 00:43:49,811 Are you not having trouble focusing? 1104 00:43:49,811 --> 00:43:50,838 No. 1105 00:43:51,671 --> 00:43:52,660 Look in my eyes. 1106 00:43:52,660 --> 00:43:53,584 I'm trying. 1107 00:43:56,766 --> 00:43:57,784 I can't focus. 1108 00:43:57,784 --> 00:43:58,617 I'm sorry. 1109 00:43:58,617 --> 00:43:59,654 Come on, I'm close. 1110 00:44:00,866 --> 00:44:02,273 Music distracts me. 1111 00:44:04,349 --> 00:44:05,433 Here. 1112 00:44:26,950 --> 00:44:28,106 These are weird. 1113 00:44:29,497 --> 00:44:31,282 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1114 00:44:34,027 --> 00:44:36,119 I don't know, she's been going on for two hours. 1115 00:44:36,119 --> 00:44:38,395 Wanna go in the closet? 1116 00:44:38,395 --> 00:44:39,702 Okay. 1117 00:44:50,046 --> 00:44:53,483 Oh, that what amazing. 1118 00:44:53,483 --> 00:44:55,983 Good, I'm glad you liked it. 1119 00:44:56,844 --> 00:44:58,392 Except I think I got a heel up my ass. 1120 00:44:59,225 --> 00:45:00,468 Oh I know you likes that. 1121 00:45:03,461 --> 00:45:04,975 I love you, Scottie. 1122 00:45:04,975 --> 00:45:07,808 I love you too, sugar. 1123 00:45:15,508 --> 00:45:17,176 I didn't catch his name. 1124 00:45:19,319 --> 00:45:20,922 He wasn't really my type. 1125 00:45:20,922 --> 00:45:24,293 I'm sure it was a memorable night for him. 1126 00:45:24,293 --> 00:45:28,460 There's some extra eggs in the pan if you want some. 1127 00:45:39,023 --> 00:45:41,240 So I have this, like, photo shoot interview thing. 1128 00:45:41,240 --> 00:45:43,356 Do you think you could help me with it? 1129 00:45:43,356 --> 00:45:46,059 I actually have a bunch of meetings, 1130 00:45:46,059 --> 00:45:47,664 but maybe Scottie can help you? 1131 00:45:48,513 --> 00:45:49,415 Oh no, I can't. 1132 00:45:49,415 --> 00:45:50,248 I'm sorry. 1133 00:45:50,248 --> 00:45:51,634 I gotta memorize my script. 1134 00:45:53,024 --> 00:45:53,857 Yeah I do. 1135 00:45:53,857 --> 00:45:57,214 Actually a pretty big one with Moses Duval. 1136 00:45:57,214 --> 00:45:59,214 Holy shit, impressive. 1137 00:46:00,888 --> 00:46:01,721 Who's that? 1138 00:46:01,721 --> 00:46:04,949 Probably the biggest art house film director there is. 1139 00:46:04,949 --> 00:46:06,513 Baby, that's so exciting! 1140 00:46:06,513 --> 00:46:07,346 Thanks babe. 1141 00:46:07,346 --> 00:46:08,652 I mean I don't have the part yet, 1142 00:46:08,652 --> 00:46:10,941 but it's for the lead. 1143 00:46:11,774 --> 00:46:13,454 So you wanna go to a funky coffee shop 1144 00:46:13,454 --> 00:46:15,301 and work together? 1145 00:46:15,301 --> 00:46:16,868 I hate being alone. 1146 00:46:16,868 --> 00:46:19,843 You guys can get to know each other. 1147 00:46:19,843 --> 00:46:20,843 Yeah okay. 1148 00:46:28,439 --> 00:46:29,311 Yeah! 1149 00:46:29,311 --> 00:46:30,543 What happened? 1150 00:46:30,543 --> 00:46:33,081 Got confirmed for Sunday at Moses's house. 1151 00:46:37,219 --> 00:46:39,253 Oh I just got confirmation of the photo shoot 1152 00:46:39,253 --> 00:46:40,924 interview we have later today. 1153 00:46:40,924 --> 00:46:42,570 It's for my magazine. 1154 00:46:42,570 --> 00:46:43,549 That's cool. 1155 00:46:43,549 --> 00:46:44,382 What's it about? 1156 00:46:44,382 --> 00:46:45,799 It's about sex. 1157 00:46:48,067 --> 00:46:48,900 Yeah. 1158 00:46:51,163 --> 00:46:52,330 200K a year. 1159 00:46:53,180 --> 00:46:55,243 You can read it. 1160 00:46:55,243 --> 00:46:57,705 Yeah sure, I'll check it out. 1161 00:47:13,309 --> 00:47:14,247 It's gorgeous. 1162 00:47:14,247 --> 00:47:15,247 Thank you. 1163 00:47:17,587 --> 00:47:19,623 Really clean. 1164 00:47:19,623 --> 00:47:21,759 We have a lovely housekeeper. 1165 00:47:25,845 --> 00:47:28,077 Am I worried that my husband's gonna leave me? 1166 00:47:28,077 --> 00:47:29,222 Of course. 1167 00:47:29,222 --> 00:47:31,689 Is there a chance that I could get pregnant 1168 00:47:31,689 --> 00:47:33,045 from a one nighter? 1169 00:47:33,045 --> 00:47:33,878 Sure. 1170 00:47:33,878 --> 00:47:36,583 But, freedom isn't always the easiest path to take. 1171 00:47:36,583 --> 00:47:41,284 Freedom is facing your fears and your fantasies. 1172 00:47:41,284 --> 00:47:42,667 And, the title Warm Up the Cave is 1173 00:47:42,667 --> 00:47:44,889 that a reference to the vagina? 1174 00:47:46,209 --> 00:47:47,244 Get that fire going, girl. 1175 00:47:48,394 --> 00:47:49,852 No I'm kidding. 1176 00:47:49,852 --> 00:47:52,927 What my focus is on obviously is writing 1177 00:47:52,927 --> 00:47:56,967 about why humans aren't really fit to be monogamous. 1178 00:47:56,967 --> 00:48:01,003 That particular quote is really about the importance 1179 00:48:01,003 --> 00:48:04,753 of re-questioning our beliefs and our values. 1180 00:48:06,024 --> 00:48:08,702 One of my favorite passages is from the philosopher 1181 00:48:08,702 --> 00:48:10,407 John Locke, and essentially what he says is 1182 00:48:10,407 --> 00:48:15,104 when we don't question our beliefs, they grow cobwebs, 1183 00:48:15,104 --> 00:48:18,508 and they become cold like and abandoned cave. 1184 00:48:18,508 --> 00:48:21,314 So does the simple act of questioning the things 1185 00:48:21,314 --> 00:48:25,429 that we do everyday, it clears the cobwebs 1186 00:48:25,429 --> 00:48:27,674 and warms our cave. 1187 00:48:27,674 --> 00:48:31,143 That's really gorgeous, very sexy. 1188 00:48:31,143 --> 00:48:34,238 You got me turned on just thinking about it. 1189 00:48:34,238 --> 00:48:36,703 You ready to take some photos? 1190 00:48:36,703 --> 00:48:37,536 Oh yeah. 1191 00:48:39,757 --> 00:48:41,531 Do you mind taking off your dress? 1192 00:48:41,531 --> 00:48:42,614 Sure. 1193 00:48:44,663 --> 00:48:48,163 Oh my God, you are so flipping gorgeous. 1194 00:48:50,165 --> 00:48:51,415 Pout your lips. 1195 00:48:52,849 --> 00:48:54,356 I love that. 1196 00:48:54,356 --> 00:48:56,563 Now give me some movement, but like may it natural, 1197 00:48:56,563 --> 00:48:57,396 you know? 1198 00:49:01,829 --> 00:49:03,162 Let me hear you. 1199 00:49:04,495 --> 00:49:05,369 Fuck yeah. 1200 00:49:08,438 --> 00:49:09,777 I think we got that. 1201 00:49:09,777 --> 00:49:11,600 That was it. 1202 00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:15,074 Is there anything else you wanna try? 1203 00:49:15,074 --> 00:49:15,907 Yeah. 1204 00:49:19,290 --> 00:49:20,526 I love it. 1205 00:49:20,526 --> 00:49:24,109 Would you mind taking a few shots with her? 1206 00:49:25,095 --> 00:49:27,429 I mean I'm not really a photographer. 1207 00:49:32,469 --> 00:49:35,027 No baby, I mean strip down to your underwear 1208 00:49:35,027 --> 00:49:37,412 and maybe chase her around a bit. 1209 00:49:37,412 --> 00:49:38,544 Oh yeah. 1210 00:49:41,170 --> 00:49:42,003 No. 1211 00:49:42,003 --> 00:49:43,327 Thank you but no. 1212 00:49:43,327 --> 00:49:45,763 Come on, we need your help here. 1213 00:49:45,763 --> 00:49:47,072 I don't think I should. 1214 00:49:47,072 --> 00:49:48,655 Don't be a pussy. 1215 00:49:53,220 --> 00:49:55,137 Yeah, this is my art. 1216 00:49:56,172 --> 00:49:57,339 It's who I am. 1217 00:49:59,017 --> 00:50:00,225 Like you know. 1218 00:50:00,225 --> 00:50:01,596 Show me. 1219 00:50:01,596 --> 00:50:02,429 Okay. 1220 00:50:03,942 --> 00:50:04,942 Up and down. 1221 00:50:07,810 --> 00:50:10,560 And, then look at him in the eye. 1222 00:50:12,635 --> 00:50:14,968 And, bite his lip like that. 1223 00:50:21,128 --> 00:50:22,295 You can do it. 1224 00:50:29,580 --> 00:50:30,623 Oh Yeah. 1225 00:50:30,623 --> 00:50:31,806 That's it. 1226 00:50:36,639 --> 00:50:38,722 Yes, that's it we got it. 1227 00:50:39,739 --> 00:50:41,761 Scottie, you look good on camera. 1228 00:50:41,761 --> 00:50:43,525 Thank you. 1229 00:50:44,737 --> 00:50:47,442 Yeah, let's go swimming. 1230 00:50:56,581 --> 00:50:59,025 Nah, I'm just hanging with your sister. 1231 00:50:59,025 --> 00:51:00,050 Scottie, get in the pool. 1232 00:51:00,050 --> 00:51:01,734 She's just swimming with a friend. 1233 00:51:01,734 --> 00:51:04,901 I'm looking forward to dinner tonight. 1234 00:51:06,551 --> 00:51:09,468 Really looking forward to it a lot. 1235 00:51:10,645 --> 00:51:14,812 All right cool, well I'm gonna see you for dinner. 1236 00:51:17,746 --> 00:51:19,202 I love you too. 1237 00:51:19,202 --> 00:51:21,156 I love you too. 1238 00:51:24,982 --> 00:51:27,149 Scottie, come on. 1239 00:51:28,667 --> 00:51:31,626 Get in the pool, Scottie. 1240 00:51:31,626 --> 00:51:32,711 It feels so good. 1241 00:51:32,711 --> 00:51:33,554 Yeah, I gotta run. 1242 00:51:33,554 --> 00:51:34,387 I gotta run. 1243 00:51:34,387 --> 00:51:36,268 Are you sure you don't wanna stay and eat? 1244 00:51:36,268 --> 00:51:38,484 I've gotta get to my acting class. 1245 00:51:38,484 --> 00:51:40,341 I have some juice from Barcelona. 1246 00:51:41,926 --> 00:51:43,264 Fuck. 1247 00:51:43,264 --> 00:51:44,173 It's warm. 1248 00:51:44,173 --> 00:51:45,545 You're so boring. 1249 00:51:45,545 --> 00:51:46,378 I know. 1250 00:51:55,487 --> 00:51:57,070 Gordon? 1251 00:51:58,695 --> 00:52:00,296 Welcome. 1252 00:52:00,296 --> 00:52:01,719 You're 30 minutes late, man. 1253 00:52:01,719 --> 00:52:02,632 I know I'm sorry. 1254 00:52:02,632 --> 00:52:04,705 Where were you with that little girlfriend of yours 1255 00:52:04,705 --> 00:52:05,752 or something? 1256 00:52:06,646 --> 00:52:07,479 Yeah. 1257 00:52:07,479 --> 00:52:08,518 We actually broke up. 1258 00:52:08,518 --> 00:52:09,351 What? 1259 00:52:09,351 --> 00:52:10,845 I'm seeing somebody new now though. 1260 00:52:10,845 --> 00:52:12,413 Oh Lord, I thought she was the reason 1261 00:52:12,413 --> 00:52:14,056 you didn't go to New Orleans. 1262 00:52:14,056 --> 00:52:15,010 I know, I know. 1263 00:52:15,010 --> 00:52:16,903 God man, what are you doing? 1264 00:52:16,903 --> 00:52:18,703 You should go to New Orleans or, shit, Atlanta, 1265 00:52:18,703 --> 00:52:20,364 or something, you should give it a shot. 1266 00:52:20,364 --> 00:52:22,379 This is gonna be my break. 1267 00:52:22,379 --> 00:52:24,463 This is gonna be it, trust me. 1268 00:52:25,296 --> 00:52:27,355 What, Moses invited you to lunch and tells you 1269 00:52:27,355 --> 00:52:28,808 to prep the script or what? 1270 00:52:28,808 --> 00:52:33,363 Not exactly like that, but I got invited to lunch, yeah. 1271 00:52:33,363 --> 00:52:34,499 I'd be careful if I were you. 1272 00:52:34,499 --> 00:52:36,850 I mean I'm not so sure this is the best idea 1273 00:52:36,850 --> 00:52:38,237 you've ever had. 1274 00:52:38,237 --> 00:52:39,591 He could be offended. 1275 00:52:39,591 --> 00:52:41,741 Yeah, I'm gonna be cool. 1276 00:52:42,809 --> 00:52:43,642 Yeah. 1277 00:52:44,642 --> 00:52:45,725 Be real cool. 1278 00:52:47,272 --> 00:52:48,105 Do it now, 1279 00:52:48,105 --> 00:52:49,099 don't ask forgiveness later forgiveness later. 1280 00:52:49,932 --> 00:52:50,765 Do it now. 1281 00:52:50,765 --> 00:52:52,015 Your funeral. 1282 00:52:53,285 --> 00:52:54,931 I've got this, bro. 1283 00:52:54,931 --> 00:52:56,847 Yeah okay, well let's get started. 1284 00:53:05,987 --> 00:53:06,820 Oh shit. 1285 00:53:06,820 --> 00:53:07,653 Stop Scottie. 1286 00:53:07,653 --> 00:53:08,486 I'm sorry, baby. 1287 00:53:08,486 --> 00:53:09,944 Just don't touch anything. 1288 00:53:09,944 --> 00:53:11,591 Hey. 1289 00:53:11,591 --> 00:53:14,369 Alex, I'm gonna give you a call later, okay? 1290 00:53:19,002 --> 00:53:19,835 Oh. 1291 00:53:26,087 --> 00:53:27,342 No, she had work. 1292 00:53:27,342 --> 00:53:28,175 I thought we were gonna get to listen 1293 00:53:28,175 --> 00:53:30,903 to sex noises all night. 1294 00:53:30,903 --> 00:53:32,509 Scottie did some modeling. 1295 00:53:32,509 --> 00:53:33,676 I'll show you. 1296 00:53:36,854 --> 00:53:39,037 You're a real sex stud, Scottie. 1297 00:53:39,037 --> 00:53:39,870 Thanks babe. 1298 00:53:39,870 --> 00:53:40,703 Oh that reminds me. 1299 00:53:40,703 --> 00:53:42,361 There's an amazing band playing tomorrow. 1300 00:53:42,361 --> 00:53:43,338 We should all go. 1301 00:53:43,338 --> 00:53:44,670 I actually have work tomorrow night, 1302 00:53:44,670 --> 00:53:46,146 but Scottie you don't have work. 1303 00:53:46,146 --> 00:53:47,097 You can go. 1304 00:53:47,097 --> 00:53:49,121 I got that meeting with the director tomorrow. 1305 00:53:50,232 --> 00:53:51,094 Yeah but-- 1306 00:53:51,094 --> 00:53:52,307 It's not till nine or 10. 1307 00:53:54,033 --> 00:53:58,200 I mean I could ask her if you really don't wanna go. 1308 00:53:59,348 --> 00:54:01,313 No, no, I'll go. 1309 00:54:01,313 --> 00:54:02,146 Sweet. 1310 00:54:06,509 --> 00:54:07,342 No, I do. 1311 00:54:07,342 --> 00:54:09,117 Yeah, she's just different. 1312 00:54:09,117 --> 00:54:12,063 She means the world to me, so just try to be 1313 00:54:12,063 --> 00:54:13,671 a little more sensitive. 1314 00:54:13,671 --> 00:54:15,645 Okay yeah, I will. 1315 00:54:15,645 --> 00:54:17,148 I'm sorry I just think I'm nervous. 1316 00:54:17,148 --> 00:54:21,086 I got this big movie director meeting coming up. 1317 00:54:21,086 --> 00:54:24,818 Is that new lingerie that you're wearing? 1318 00:54:24,818 --> 00:54:26,151 Baby, come here. 1319 00:54:31,805 --> 00:54:32,697 I love you. 1320 00:54:32,697 --> 00:54:35,313 I'm gonna miss you so much tomorrow. 1321 00:54:35,313 --> 00:54:37,126 I'm only gone for one day. 1322 00:54:37,126 --> 00:54:38,885 Just be careful. 1323 00:54:38,885 --> 00:54:41,306 You're such an actor. 1324 00:54:41,306 --> 00:54:43,147 You're gonna do great in your meeting tomorrow. 1325 00:54:43,147 --> 00:54:44,887 The director's gonna love you. 1326 00:55:06,804 --> 00:55:08,512 You didn't tell her I was an actor, did you? 1327 00:55:08,512 --> 00:55:09,534 I did what you said. 1328 00:55:09,534 --> 00:55:12,031 I just told her you were a friend. 1329 00:55:12,031 --> 00:55:14,956 Man, I'm kinda feeling nervous about meeting her dad. 1330 00:55:14,956 --> 00:55:18,622 I looked him up, he's quite the artist, genius. 1331 00:55:18,622 --> 00:55:20,979 Calm down, dude, you're gonna have a stroke attack. 1332 00:55:20,979 --> 00:55:22,636 I'm just saying, man. 1333 00:55:22,636 --> 00:55:24,451 Who's all gonna be there today, do you know? 1334 00:55:24,451 --> 00:55:27,675 No, just close friends and family, not a lot of people. 1335 00:55:27,675 --> 00:55:31,437 You should really revel in the gratitude of just being here. 1336 00:55:31,437 --> 00:55:33,451 It's pretty amazing. 1337 00:55:33,451 --> 00:55:35,159 All right, you ready to do this? 1338 00:55:37,616 --> 00:55:39,994 I'm just gonna call my agent real quick. 1339 00:55:40,827 --> 00:55:42,160 Yeah, I just wanna tell him about it. 1340 00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:42,993 I'm excited. 1341 00:55:42,993 --> 00:55:45,337 I wanna tell him about the meeting, Moses and everything. 1342 00:55:45,337 --> 00:55:46,216 But, you feel okay? 1343 00:55:46,216 --> 00:55:47,486 Yeah, I feel good. 1344 00:55:47,486 --> 00:55:48,330 I'm excited. 1345 00:55:49,163 --> 00:55:51,571 Yeah no, I'm excited. 1346 00:55:51,571 --> 00:55:52,841 Okay I'll see you in a second. 1347 00:55:52,841 --> 00:55:53,841 All right. 1348 00:56:05,863 --> 00:56:10,208 All right, you good looking son of a bitch. 1349 00:56:10,208 --> 00:56:11,782 Let's do this. 1350 00:56:20,928 --> 00:56:23,006 Can I have a sip of that? 1351 00:56:23,006 --> 00:56:25,423 No I better hold onto this. 1352 00:56:28,201 --> 00:56:29,364 I'm from everywhere. 1353 00:56:32,587 --> 00:56:34,603 Here have some of my orange juice. 1354 00:56:46,101 --> 00:56:48,697 Yeah it's super good? 1355 00:56:48,697 --> 00:56:51,544 It's a special family recipe. 1356 00:56:51,544 --> 00:56:53,127 Yeah, super good. 1357 00:56:55,986 --> 00:56:57,903 You're amazing to me. 1358 00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:00,383 Look at you sitting up. 1359 00:57:00,383 --> 00:57:02,003 Do you know what that chair is called? 1360 00:57:02,003 --> 00:57:02,836 Yeah. 1361 00:57:02,836 --> 00:57:04,180 That's a papasan. 1362 00:57:04,180 --> 00:57:06,134 Can you say papasan chair? 1363 00:57:07,050 --> 00:57:08,109 Yeah papasan. 1364 00:57:08,109 --> 00:57:10,776 There you said it right there. 1365 00:57:15,799 --> 00:57:18,176 Let's go in the Airstream and fuck. 1366 00:57:18,176 --> 00:57:20,866 There's nobody in there. 1367 00:57:20,866 --> 00:57:22,279 You want to? 1368 00:57:22,279 --> 00:57:23,443 Of course. 1369 00:57:23,443 --> 00:57:25,071 But, I was thinking we could wait because 1370 00:57:25,071 --> 00:57:26,547 I really respect you. 1371 00:57:26,547 --> 00:57:29,353 I wanna give you your respect. 1372 00:57:36,165 --> 00:57:38,132 But, thank you for the offer. 1373 00:57:38,132 --> 00:57:39,872 It means a lot. 1374 00:57:39,872 --> 00:57:41,374 I'm very flattered. 1375 00:57:41,374 --> 00:57:42,207 I want to. 1376 00:57:46,792 --> 00:57:48,209 You're welcome. 1377 00:57:49,638 --> 00:57:51,193 That's how we do it out here. 1378 00:57:51,193 --> 00:57:52,237 Yeah. 1379 00:57:52,237 --> 00:57:56,084 We like it super good all the time. 1380 00:57:56,084 --> 00:57:57,821 I got a question for you, Scottie. 1381 00:57:57,821 --> 00:57:59,453 Would you like to be in a movie? 1382 00:57:59,453 --> 00:58:00,804 I'd be in the movie, yeah. 1383 00:58:01,637 --> 00:58:03,810 You wanna act in a movie, Scottie? 1384 00:58:03,810 --> 00:58:05,717 Yeah, well yeah. 1385 00:58:05,717 --> 00:58:08,305 We'll see about that. 1386 00:58:08,305 --> 00:58:09,138 Hey sis. 1387 00:58:10,349 --> 00:58:11,430 Hey man. 1388 00:58:11,430 --> 00:58:13,072 This is my little brother Dice. 1389 00:58:13,072 --> 00:58:14,060 Hey Dice, how's it going buddy. 1390 00:58:14,060 --> 00:58:14,893 Nice to meet you. 1391 00:58:14,893 --> 00:58:15,726 I met your friend. 1392 00:58:15,726 --> 00:58:17,642 He's pretty cool. 1393 00:58:17,642 --> 00:58:18,645 Oh good, yeah. 1394 00:58:18,645 --> 00:58:19,615 He's a nice guy. 1395 00:58:19,615 --> 00:58:21,695 It's pretty cool y'all are friends. 1396 00:58:21,695 --> 00:58:22,528 Yeah. 1397 00:58:22,528 --> 00:58:23,649 I've known him a long time. 1398 00:58:23,649 --> 00:58:25,190 He seems pretty capable. 1399 00:58:26,756 --> 00:58:28,557 I mean he seems pretty independent 1400 00:58:28,557 --> 00:58:30,125 for a developmentally disabled person. 1401 00:58:30,125 --> 00:58:31,458 Hey guys. 1402 00:58:31,458 --> 00:58:32,291 Arlo. 1403 00:58:33,669 --> 00:58:35,077 Hi. 1404 00:58:35,077 --> 00:58:35,910 Hi. 1405 00:58:37,189 --> 00:58:38,205 Are you having fun? 1406 00:58:38,205 --> 00:58:39,174 Yeah. 1407 00:58:39,174 --> 00:58:41,395 I just talked to you mom like a minute ago, 1408 00:58:41,395 --> 00:58:43,634 and she's pretty worried. 1409 00:58:43,634 --> 00:58:45,221 I told her we'd be leaving here 1410 00:58:45,221 --> 00:58:46,057 something came up. 1411 00:58:46,057 --> 00:58:48,837 I just talked to her, and she said I can stay. 1412 00:58:48,837 --> 00:58:49,918 Scottie, I just talked to her. 1413 00:58:49,918 --> 00:58:51,368 Let's get outta here, come on. 1414 00:58:51,368 --> 00:58:52,750 No, you didn't. 1415 00:58:52,750 --> 00:58:53,588 Yes, I did, Scottie. 1416 00:58:53,588 --> 00:58:55,624 Hey Arlo, I've been standing here the whole time. 1417 00:58:55,624 --> 00:58:57,374 She hasn't just let him stay. 1418 00:58:57,374 --> 00:59:00,156 She texted him, Magnolia. 1419 00:59:00,156 --> 00:59:01,573 Scottie, come on. 1420 00:59:03,807 --> 00:59:05,008 I want you to meet someone. 1421 00:59:05,008 --> 00:59:07,660 This is Rachel my producer. 1422 00:59:07,660 --> 00:59:09,367 Rachel, this is Scottie. 1423 00:59:09,367 --> 00:59:10,608 Hi Rachel. 1424 00:59:10,608 --> 00:59:11,962 Hi Scottie. 1425 00:59:11,962 --> 00:59:15,122 Scottie, we're, I know this is hard 1426 00:59:15,122 --> 00:59:18,112 for you to fathom because of your challenges, 1427 00:59:18,112 --> 00:59:19,886 but we're making a movie. 1428 00:59:19,886 --> 00:59:21,256 I'd love to have you involved. 1429 00:59:21,256 --> 00:59:22,635 I think you'd be, 1430 00:59:22,635 --> 00:59:23,513 The lead. 1431 00:59:23,513 --> 00:59:26,237 We've had so many problems finding our lead. 1432 00:59:26,237 --> 00:59:27,070 We gotta go. 1433 00:59:27,070 --> 00:59:27,972 His mom want him back home. 1434 00:59:27,972 --> 00:59:30,322 But, he's so cute, and I love him. 1435 00:59:30,322 --> 00:59:32,099 I could stay. 1436 00:59:32,099 --> 00:59:32,932 He can stay. 1437 00:59:32,932 --> 00:59:34,709 Listen how 'bout just long enough for him 1438 00:59:34,709 --> 00:59:36,209 to hear a little bit about the story. 1439 00:59:39,142 --> 00:59:40,053 Oh really? 1440 00:59:40,053 --> 00:59:41,511 Back off! 1441 00:59:41,511 --> 00:59:43,108 Hey Dice. 1442 00:59:43,108 --> 00:59:44,550 Back off, bitch. 1443 00:59:49,944 --> 00:59:51,923 Hey come on, he needs sternness. 1444 00:59:51,923 --> 00:59:54,498 Here, take my card. 1445 00:59:54,498 --> 00:59:56,210 But, I wanted to keep him. 1446 00:59:56,210 --> 00:59:58,345 That's a lot of sternness, young man. 1447 00:59:58,345 --> 00:59:59,257 It's a little too much. 1448 00:59:59,257 --> 01:00:01,756 I don't think anyone needs that much stern-itude. 1449 01:00:01,756 --> 01:00:02,946 You can be stern with me. 1450 01:00:02,946 --> 01:00:03,920 Yes, later on. 1451 01:00:03,920 --> 01:00:05,253 I haven't eaten. 1452 01:00:07,592 --> 01:00:08,651 I hope he comes back. 1453 01:00:08,651 --> 01:00:09,484 No, he probably won't. 1454 01:00:09,484 --> 01:00:10,620 Not without his caretaker. 1455 01:00:10,620 --> 01:00:12,913 What's up with that swarthy guy? 1456 01:00:12,913 --> 01:00:13,934 He creeps me out. 1457 01:00:13,934 --> 01:00:16,148 Yeah totally, it's a gift. 1458 01:00:16,148 --> 01:00:18,315 Let's go get some quiche. 1459 01:00:18,315 --> 01:00:19,148 Arlo. 1460 01:00:19,148 --> 01:00:20,027 I can't believe you lied to me! 1461 01:00:20,027 --> 01:00:21,486 How am I ever gonna talk to her again? 1462 01:00:21,486 --> 01:00:22,545 Do me a favor, lose my number. 1463 01:00:22,545 --> 01:00:23,405 We're done! 1464 01:00:23,405 --> 01:00:24,238 Dude. 1465 01:00:33,254 --> 01:00:34,961 You're a fucking asshole, okay! 1466 01:00:34,961 --> 01:00:36,265 I'm serious, don't ever talk to again. 1467 01:00:36,265 --> 01:00:37,098 We're done. 1468 01:00:37,098 --> 01:00:37,931 I'm serious. 1469 01:00:37,931 --> 01:00:39,598 You're a mess, dude. 1470 01:01:05,726 --> 01:01:06,559 Nothing. 1471 01:01:07,949 --> 01:01:09,829 You're not even dressed for the show. 1472 01:01:09,829 --> 01:01:10,915 Oh shit. 1473 01:01:10,915 --> 01:01:12,813 Oh yeah, the show. 1474 01:01:12,813 --> 01:01:14,063 I'll be back. 1475 01:01:15,523 --> 01:01:16,541 Here. 1476 01:01:17,415 --> 01:01:21,582 This is not the company I want to be seen with. 1477 01:01:23,904 --> 01:01:24,917 Now get up. 1478 01:01:24,917 --> 01:01:26,151 I want to see your dance moves. 1479 01:01:26,151 --> 01:01:28,449 I feel so much better. 1480 01:01:28,449 --> 01:01:32,616 I don't want to be seen with a flacid penis tonight. 1481 01:01:35,531 --> 01:01:37,031 Is this real life? 1482 01:01:38,735 --> 01:01:39,753 Okay just stay still. 1483 01:01:39,753 --> 01:01:40,753 All right. 1484 01:01:41,762 --> 01:01:44,262 Just barely, feel the music. 1485 01:01:45,523 --> 01:01:46,773 Feel the music. 1486 01:01:48,915 --> 01:01:49,748 All right? 1487 01:01:51,207 --> 01:01:52,391 I fucking went for it, you know what I'm saying? 1488 01:01:52,391 --> 01:01:54,345 And, if Arlo doesn't understand that, then fuck him. 1489 01:01:54,345 --> 01:01:55,232 Yeah, fuck him. 1490 01:01:55,232 --> 01:01:56,799 That took balls, baby. 1491 01:01:56,799 --> 01:02:00,413 I didn't think you had something like that in you. 1492 01:02:00,413 --> 01:02:01,564 Go get dressed. 1493 01:02:01,564 --> 01:02:03,916 It's time for the show. 1494 01:02:39,957 --> 01:02:41,483 No, it's not. 1495 01:02:41,483 --> 01:02:43,725 It's my girlfriend's twin sister. 1496 01:02:44,785 --> 01:02:45,618 Identical. 1497 01:02:45,618 --> 01:02:47,201 Okay, I could not do that. 1498 01:02:47,201 --> 01:02:48,662 I could not date a twin. 1499 01:02:48,662 --> 01:02:50,711 Once I dated a dude who just had a brother 1500 01:02:50,711 --> 01:02:53,975 hotter than him, and I fucked my whole life up, 1501 01:02:53,975 --> 01:02:57,542 and it was so awesome, great sex. 1502 01:02:58,375 --> 01:02:59,502 That's all I will say. 1503 01:02:59,502 --> 01:03:00,960 Worth it. 1504 01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:03,793 Fucked my whole life up, worth it. 1505 01:03:05,277 --> 01:03:07,987 And, you like her a little, don't you? 1506 01:03:07,987 --> 01:03:11,370 No, I mean definitely she's sexy. 1507 01:03:11,370 --> 01:03:12,537 But, like nah. 1508 01:03:15,291 --> 01:03:16,806 Okay. 1509 01:03:16,806 --> 01:03:18,350 Well where's her sister then? 1510 01:03:18,350 --> 01:03:19,531 She's out of town. 1511 01:03:19,531 --> 01:03:20,602 She's out of town. 1512 01:03:20,602 --> 01:03:23,369 It's just you two in the club, getting drunk. 1513 01:03:23,369 --> 01:03:26,959 You're gonna try to bang her, aren't you? 1514 01:03:26,959 --> 01:03:29,358 ♫ I don't think you like your girlfriend at all 1515 01:03:29,358 --> 01:03:32,413 ♫ And I think you should bang that bad bitch 1516 01:03:32,413 --> 01:03:34,044 ♫ Oh my God, she's so hot 1517 01:03:34,044 --> 01:03:35,973 ♫ Oh my God 1518 01:03:35,973 --> 01:03:37,556 Bang her, bang her. 1519 01:03:38,854 --> 01:03:40,937 Yeah I should bang her. 1520 01:03:42,904 --> 01:03:45,250 You should bang that. 1521 01:03:52,783 --> 01:03:56,033 I'm really sorry about what happened. 1522 01:03:57,955 --> 01:03:59,546 Let's do some meditating. 1523 01:03:59,546 --> 01:04:00,379 Okay. 1524 01:04:04,909 --> 01:04:07,363 Why do you think all this is happening to me? 1525 01:04:07,363 --> 01:04:10,196 Let's do some meditating. 1526 01:04:17,338 --> 01:04:18,838 I've done all this work to get you 1527 01:04:18,838 --> 01:04:20,795 where you need to be spiritually, 1528 01:04:20,795 --> 01:04:23,208 but you're building weak foundations. 1529 01:04:24,249 --> 01:04:26,216 I can't tell you. 1530 01:04:28,906 --> 01:04:30,946 You have to figure this out. 1531 01:04:30,946 --> 01:04:32,042 Okay, thank you, Arlo. 1532 01:04:32,042 --> 01:04:33,660 Thank you. 1533 01:04:33,660 --> 01:04:34,966 That's great. 1534 01:04:34,966 --> 01:04:37,133 I have to teach a class. 1535 01:05:12,027 --> 01:05:15,030 She left early for California this morning. 1536 01:05:15,030 --> 01:05:17,879 She said you left her last night and didn't say goodbye. 1537 01:05:17,879 --> 01:05:20,162 Were you drunk or something? 1538 01:05:20,162 --> 01:05:22,326 I don't know what I'm doing anymore. 1539 01:05:22,326 --> 01:05:23,721 This isn't fucking right. 1540 01:05:23,721 --> 01:05:24,989 I don't think I'm in any state to be 1541 01:05:24,989 --> 01:05:26,529 in a relationship, Ebby. 1542 01:05:26,529 --> 01:05:28,890 And, here's the thing, all right, if your sister 1543 01:05:28,890 --> 01:05:30,209 would've wanted to hook up with me last night, 1544 01:05:30,209 --> 01:05:31,042 I think I'd have done it. 1545 01:05:31,042 --> 01:05:31,875 I think I'd have done it. 1546 01:05:31,875 --> 01:05:33,495 I'm sorry, that's fucking wrong. 1547 01:05:35,623 --> 01:05:36,580 Yeah. 1548 01:05:36,580 --> 01:05:37,844 Well obviously you didn't do anything. 1549 01:05:37,844 --> 01:05:40,034 So why are you even telling me this. 1550 01:05:40,034 --> 01:05:41,512 Cause I don't wanna waste your time anymore. 1551 01:05:41,512 --> 01:05:44,516 It's unlikely I'm every gonna hit this year deadline. 1552 01:05:44,516 --> 01:05:48,622 It's honestly unlikely I'm ever gonna get my shit together. 1553 01:05:48,622 --> 01:05:51,455 Quit feeling sorry for yourself. 1554 01:05:52,455 --> 01:05:56,046 Oh my God, are you breaking up with me? 1555 01:05:56,046 --> 01:05:56,879 Really? 1556 01:06:19,305 --> 01:06:21,222 Scottie, hey Scottie. 1557 01:06:25,531 --> 01:06:27,893 You can't take it so hard, man. 1558 01:06:27,893 --> 01:06:29,342 It's not just Moses, man. 1559 01:06:29,342 --> 01:06:32,250 It's everything, you know what I mean? 1560 01:06:32,250 --> 01:06:34,417 I'm a fucking loser, Dick. 1561 01:06:37,263 --> 01:06:38,680 Dick, I'm lost. 1562 01:06:40,516 --> 01:06:43,658 Scottie, I ever tell you what Brando said to me 1563 01:06:43,658 --> 01:06:45,195 on that flight to Paris? 1564 01:06:45,195 --> 01:06:47,062 Yeah, he said close the window. 1565 01:06:47,062 --> 01:06:49,039 No, not that. 1566 01:06:49,039 --> 01:06:50,780 I mean he said that, yeah. 1567 01:06:50,780 --> 01:06:53,383 But, he told me something else too. 1568 01:06:53,383 --> 01:06:56,883 I was just a young kid, man, just like you 1569 01:06:57,842 --> 01:07:01,248 searching for something, lost in the world. 1570 01:07:01,248 --> 01:07:02,896 He looked me in the eyes, and do you know 1571 01:07:02,896 --> 01:07:03,942 what he said? 1572 01:07:03,942 --> 01:07:07,101 He said, "If you want to make it in this business, 1573 01:07:07,101 --> 01:07:10,939 "you gotta believe in yourself first, Dick." 1574 01:07:12,551 --> 01:07:16,605 You need to go to New Orleans, Scottie. 1575 01:07:16,605 --> 01:07:18,203 Man, New Orleans, I don't know. 1576 01:07:18,203 --> 01:07:20,198 I'm just gonna be fucking lost in New Orleans, Dick. 1577 01:07:20,198 --> 01:07:24,037 Everybody's lost in this crazy, brutal world, man. 1578 01:07:24,037 --> 01:07:28,204 But, it's being lost with hope that gives you a chance. 1579 01:07:30,316 --> 01:07:32,816 Lost with hope, I like that. 1580 01:07:33,805 --> 01:07:35,004 Get your fucking foot off my lap. 1581 01:07:35,004 --> 01:07:37,155 I think you know what to do. 1582 01:07:37,155 --> 01:07:38,187 You believe in yourself, Scottie? 1583 01:07:38,187 --> 01:07:39,020 I do. 1584 01:07:39,932 --> 01:07:41,265 Thank you, Dick. 1585 01:07:43,083 --> 01:07:44,088 I love you, man. 1586 01:07:44,088 --> 01:07:45,205 I love you, Dick. 1587 01:07:45,205 --> 01:07:46,600 You're a prince. 1588 01:07:46,600 --> 01:07:47,515 Give me a kiss. 1589 01:07:47,515 --> 01:07:49,098 Thank you. 1590 01:07:49,098 --> 01:07:49,931 I love you too. 1591 01:07:49,931 --> 01:07:51,101 I love you. 1592 01:07:51,101 --> 01:07:52,265 What are you doing? 1593 01:07:52,265 --> 01:07:53,098 I'm gonna kiss you one time. 1594 01:07:55,184 --> 01:07:56,024 What are you doing, Dick? 1595 01:07:56,024 --> 01:07:57,168 Are you trying to kiss me? 1596 01:07:58,001 --> 01:08:00,207 Get the fuck outta here. 1597 01:08:00,207 --> 01:08:04,374 Okay, just looking at your eyes for awhile. 1598 01:08:05,278 --> 01:08:06,450 Love you, Scottie. 1599 01:08:06,450 --> 01:08:07,700 Love you too. 1600 01:08:25,117 --> 01:08:25,950 I'm Scottie. 1601 01:08:25,950 --> 01:08:26,970 You were gonna cast me in your film. 1602 01:08:26,970 --> 01:08:29,735 I came by the other day. 1603 01:08:29,735 --> 01:08:30,568 Yeah. 1604 01:08:32,068 --> 01:08:33,620 It's nice. 1605 01:08:33,620 --> 01:08:35,140 Have you met Bungie. 1606 01:08:35,140 --> 01:08:36,307 She's a clown. 1607 01:08:37,276 --> 01:08:38,795 Blue. 1608 01:08:42,877 --> 01:08:43,877 That's nice. 1609 01:08:44,829 --> 01:08:46,246 That's real nice. 1610 01:08:47,385 --> 01:08:49,997 So mister actor, what can I do for you? 1611 01:08:51,261 --> 01:08:54,444 I'm really sorry about that, but I want this role, Moses. 1612 01:08:54,444 --> 01:08:55,777 I mean this is a great role. 1613 01:08:55,777 --> 01:08:57,813 I mean this is gonna be obviously because 1614 01:08:57,813 --> 01:08:59,524 it's Moses Duval. 1615 01:08:59,524 --> 01:09:02,513 It's gonna be Oscar nominated, the movie, 1616 01:09:02,513 --> 01:09:05,452 the role, I mean it's a career maker, 1617 01:09:05,452 --> 01:09:06,678 and wouldn't that be just like me 1618 01:09:06,678 --> 01:09:09,434 to take an absolute no name from fucking Austin, Texas, 1619 01:09:09,434 --> 01:09:11,571 put him in the role of his career? 1620 01:09:11,571 --> 01:09:12,760 Yeah. 1621 01:09:12,760 --> 01:09:14,117 I've got a compass inside me. 1622 01:09:14,117 --> 01:09:16,363 It's like a little inner ticker, all right? 1623 01:09:16,363 --> 01:09:19,723 I gotta go, like gravity's pull, wherever attracts me. 1624 01:09:19,723 --> 01:09:21,036 Do you understand? 1625 01:09:21,036 --> 01:09:23,123 It's gotta come from a place of authenticity. 1626 01:09:23,123 --> 01:09:24,954 I need to actually have somebody that's actually phisically 1627 01:09:24,954 --> 01:09:27,078 or intellectually challenged. 1628 01:09:27,078 --> 01:09:28,265 I can do this role. 1629 01:09:28,265 --> 01:09:31,376 I've been studying acting my whole life. 1630 01:09:31,376 --> 01:09:33,153 This is my passion Moses. 1631 01:09:33,153 --> 01:09:35,161 This is what makes me want to live. 1632 01:09:35,161 --> 01:09:37,771 This is what gives me my breath, Moses. 1633 01:09:37,771 --> 01:09:39,181 Please if you just give me a chance, 1634 01:09:39,181 --> 01:09:41,596 and you just give me this role, I promise you, 1635 01:09:41,596 --> 01:09:44,929 I promise you, I will do an amazing job. 1636 01:09:48,966 --> 01:09:50,236 You got it. 1637 01:09:51,738 --> 01:09:53,369 No, you don't have the role, 1638 01:09:53,369 --> 01:09:55,308 but you do have an energy I like. 1639 01:09:55,308 --> 01:09:58,310 You know you're a chronic bullshitter, 1640 01:09:58,310 --> 01:10:01,259 and that's what this business is all about. 1641 01:10:01,259 --> 01:10:03,857 I'm sure somewhere down the line I'll have 1642 01:10:03,857 --> 01:10:06,104 a position for you. 1643 01:10:06,104 --> 01:10:09,104 You have a lot of genuine potential. 1644 01:10:10,302 --> 01:10:12,525 You wouldn't be here right now if I didn't think 1645 01:10:12,525 --> 01:10:13,726 that was the case. 1646 01:10:13,726 --> 01:10:14,756 Do you understand? 1647 01:10:14,756 --> 01:10:16,324 Yeah. 1648 01:10:17,915 --> 01:10:18,748 Yeah. 1649 01:10:20,703 --> 01:10:22,383 Put it over there. 1650 01:10:22,383 --> 01:10:23,216 The towel? 1651 01:10:23,216 --> 01:10:24,674 Yeah. 1652 01:10:24,674 --> 01:10:27,007 Blue usually runs my towels. 1653 01:10:28,831 --> 01:10:29,720 She's wonderful. 1654 01:10:29,720 --> 01:10:32,497 She makes a great Mai Thai, and she's not a bad 1655 01:10:32,497 --> 01:10:34,179 little mime. 1656 01:10:34,179 --> 01:10:37,193 Just get her to shut her fucking mouth. 1657 01:10:37,193 --> 01:10:38,225 Wanna do me another favor? 1658 01:10:38,225 --> 01:10:39,058 Sure, anything yeah. 1659 01:10:39,058 --> 01:10:40,811 You need to get the fuck off my property. 1660 01:10:40,811 --> 01:10:42,281 All right, yeah. 1661 01:10:42,281 --> 01:10:44,433 Do you understand about all the things I've said? 1662 01:10:44,433 --> 01:10:46,394 Could you just tell Magnolia that Arlo 1663 01:10:46,394 --> 01:10:48,229 didn't know anything about me coming over here 1664 01:10:48,229 --> 01:10:49,479 and doing that? 1665 01:10:50,964 --> 01:10:52,830 I'll make that a priority. 1666 01:10:57,647 --> 01:10:58,483 So what'd he say? 1667 01:10:58,483 --> 01:11:01,236 He say anything else about your whole character thing? 1668 01:11:01,236 --> 01:11:03,377 Actually he said I was a good actor, 1669 01:11:03,377 --> 01:11:05,850 and that he wants to work with me one day. 1670 01:11:05,850 --> 01:11:07,717 Whoa, that's amazing. 1671 01:11:07,717 --> 01:11:08,550 I know. 1672 01:11:08,550 --> 01:11:09,581 I've been tell you you're a good actor. 1673 01:11:09,581 --> 01:11:11,277 You just gotta believe in yourself. 1674 01:11:11,277 --> 01:11:12,360 Faith, faith. 1675 01:11:13,576 --> 01:11:15,640 That's your issue, bro. 1676 01:11:15,640 --> 01:11:17,679 But, that's amazing. 1677 01:11:17,679 --> 01:11:19,012 What about Ebby? 1678 01:11:20,367 --> 01:11:23,284 You know I broke it off with her. 1679 01:11:25,839 --> 01:11:28,470 Cause I'm just in no state to be 1680 01:11:28,470 --> 01:11:30,109 in a relationship right now. 1681 01:11:31,165 --> 01:11:32,481 Says my bank account. 1682 01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:35,873 What am I gonna say? 1683 01:11:35,873 --> 01:11:38,423 Hey, I don't know what I'm doing with my career 1684 01:11:38,423 --> 01:11:40,734 or my life, and I know you want to have kids 1685 01:11:40,734 --> 01:11:42,271 and a family one day, but if you could just wait 1686 01:11:42,271 --> 01:11:43,632 for me to get my shit together. 1687 01:11:43,632 --> 01:11:45,292 It might be a year. 1688 01:11:45,292 --> 01:11:46,466 It might be 20 years. 1689 01:11:46,466 --> 01:11:47,403 It might never happen. 1690 01:11:47,403 --> 01:11:48,733 I mean, dude, come on. 1691 01:11:48,733 --> 01:11:51,096 No, I don't think you should say that. 1692 01:11:51,096 --> 01:11:54,646 I think you should say, listen from my heart 1693 01:11:54,646 --> 01:11:56,954 what I want to tell you is I got something 1694 01:11:56,954 --> 01:11:58,655 I'm really passionate about, and it's something I love. 1695 01:11:58,655 --> 01:12:00,062 And, it's who I am. 1696 01:12:00,062 --> 01:12:00,895 It's what I do. 1697 01:12:00,895 --> 01:12:02,194 I don't want to live life with regrets. 1698 01:12:02,194 --> 01:12:05,131 I doubt she wants you to life life with regrets. 1699 01:12:05,131 --> 01:12:06,668 You say listen even if I do this my whole life, 1700 01:12:06,668 --> 01:12:08,725 and I never make it, I'll still find a way 1701 01:12:08,725 --> 01:12:11,035 to hold up my end of the bargain whatever bargain 1702 01:12:11,035 --> 01:12:12,165 we make. 1703 01:12:12,165 --> 01:12:15,158 And, I'll you know, I'll find a way to carry my load. 1704 01:12:15,158 --> 01:12:16,569 You tell her you love her. 1705 01:12:16,569 --> 01:12:17,902 Do you love her? 1706 01:12:19,919 --> 01:12:20,994 Yeah. 1707 01:12:24,073 --> 01:12:24,906 Kind of. 1708 01:12:27,975 --> 01:12:31,308 Maybe think about tell her how you feel. 1709 01:12:32,690 --> 01:12:33,523 Yeah. 1710 01:12:33,523 --> 01:12:35,940 Well get on the road, why don't you give me a hug? 1711 01:12:35,940 --> 01:12:37,330 Come on in, buddy. 1712 01:12:37,330 --> 01:12:39,158 I know you don't like these hugs. 1713 01:12:39,158 --> 01:12:40,594 I'm sorry, man. 1714 01:12:40,594 --> 01:12:41,730 It's all right, don't sweat it, man. 1715 01:12:41,730 --> 01:12:43,124 It was entertaining. 1716 01:12:43,124 --> 01:12:44,209 I'm proud of you. 1717 01:12:44,209 --> 01:12:45,042 Good. 1718 01:12:45,042 --> 01:12:45,875 You're giving off good energy. 1719 01:12:45,875 --> 01:12:47,463 I'm actually gonna bask in this energy, 1720 01:12:47,463 --> 01:12:48,307 what you're leaving behind. 1721 01:12:48,307 --> 01:12:50,277 It's pretty nice. 1722 01:13:28,708 --> 01:13:31,640 Just let me talk to you for a minute, okay? 1723 01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:34,214 Can you come outside? 1724 01:13:34,214 --> 01:13:36,062 I want to show you something. 1725 01:13:41,295 --> 01:13:42,902 Come on. 1726 01:13:42,902 --> 01:13:44,548 Isn't that you car. 1727 01:13:44,548 --> 01:13:45,965 Yeah. 1728 01:13:50,224 --> 01:13:52,819 Look I'm gonna do this acting thing, okay? 1729 01:13:52,819 --> 01:13:53,682 'Cause it's who I am. 1730 01:13:53,682 --> 01:13:54,922 It's what I love. 1731 01:13:54,922 --> 01:13:57,727 But, I promise you that I will hold up 1732 01:13:57,727 --> 01:14:00,849 whatever end of my bargain that we make 1733 01:14:00,849 --> 01:14:04,375 you know if you want to make a bargain with me. 1734 01:14:04,375 --> 01:14:07,047 But, I'm going to New Orleans. 1735 01:14:07,047 --> 01:14:09,879 I want you to come with me. 1736 01:14:11,290 --> 01:14:12,123 Now. 1737 01:14:13,407 --> 01:14:15,234 You think I can just hop in your car and drive 1738 01:14:15,234 --> 01:14:16,484 to New Orleans. 1739 01:14:18,779 --> 01:14:22,176 I mean yeah I guess I didn't think about it. 1740 01:14:22,176 --> 01:14:23,389 I mean yeah. 1741 01:14:23,389 --> 01:14:25,427 No, I have a life and responsibilities 1742 01:14:25,427 --> 01:14:27,333 I have to tend to. 1743 01:14:31,703 --> 01:14:33,953 No, I can come visit you. 1744 01:14:35,644 --> 01:14:38,811 Hopefully even in the next few months. 1745 01:14:40,174 --> 01:14:41,362 Okay, I'm gonna go then. 1746 01:14:41,362 --> 01:14:43,402 I'm gonna go to New Orleans. 1747 01:14:53,148 --> 01:14:54,116 I'm gonna go. 1748 01:14:54,116 --> 01:14:57,026 So you wanna come in and do a little love making 1749 01:14:57,026 --> 01:14:58,266 before you go? 1750 01:14:58,266 --> 01:15:01,374 Yeah I do, I really do, but I'm not gonna do that 1751 01:15:01,374 --> 01:15:05,541 because I want to show you that I'm not sexually motivated. 1752 01:15:07,376 --> 01:15:08,630 Okay. 1753 01:15:08,630 --> 01:15:12,166 Okay, so I'm gonna go to New Orleans. 1754 01:15:18,805 --> 01:15:20,638 I mean what's an hour? 1755 01:15:21,666 --> 01:15:22,499 It's nothing. 1756 01:15:22,499 --> 01:15:24,479 Right, I'm not perfect. 1757 01:15:24,479 --> 01:15:26,660 No, you're not. 1758 01:15:26,660 --> 01:15:28,199 A little love making will be good for you. 1759 01:15:28,199 --> 01:15:29,041 It will. 1760 01:15:29,041 --> 01:15:31,169 Or, it'll be better with my sister. 1761 01:15:31,169 --> 01:15:32,765 That is so wrong. 1762 01:15:32,765 --> 01:15:33,924 Is it? 1763 01:15:33,924 --> 01:15:35,048 I guess I deserve it. 1764 01:15:35,048 --> 01:15:36,325 You know your life would be so much better 1765 01:15:36,325 --> 01:15:38,306 if you just kept your life shut. 1766 01:15:38,306 --> 01:15:39,694 I know. 1767 01:15:39,694 --> 01:15:43,861 ♫ Yeah, honey you're my best friend 1768 01:15:49,790 --> 01:15:53,957 ♫ I got a desk 'cause it feels so good now 1769 01:15:58,228 --> 01:16:01,395 ♫ Dance with me, baby 1770 01:16:14,387 --> 01:16:16,578 Papa needs a cocktail. 1771 01:16:16,578 --> 01:16:19,608 Are you sure you don't wanna stay and eat? 1772 01:16:23,734 --> 01:16:25,112 This little piggy stayed home. 1773 01:16:25,112 --> 01:16:26,914 You like this don't you? 1774 01:16:26,914 --> 01:16:29,570 Mark. 1775 01:16:32,951 --> 01:16:35,016 Help me I don't know my right and my left. 1776 01:16:35,016 --> 01:16:37,600 It's all in the feet. 1777 01:16:37,600 --> 01:16:38,858 You ready? 1778 01:16:38,858 --> 01:16:40,112 Let's see your pterodactyl face. 1779 01:16:42,284 --> 01:16:43,215 Cut. 1780 01:16:49,772 --> 01:16:51,168 Vagina. 1781 01:16:51,168 --> 01:16:52,892 There are celebrities coming out of the woodwork 1782 01:16:52,892 --> 01:16:55,082 just for little day player roles on this one. 1783 01:16:55,082 --> 01:16:57,210 I heard Tom Cruise is gonna be a store clerk. 1784 01:16:57,210 --> 01:16:59,129 Kevin Bacon's gonna be some type of priest 1785 01:16:59,129 --> 01:17:00,041 with a bum leg. 1786 01:17:00,041 --> 01:17:02,106 Michael Cera is gonna play a tiny baby. 1787 01:17:02,106 --> 01:17:05,576 Jimmy Super Fly Snuka is gonna be in this one. 1788 01:17:05,576 --> 01:17:06,409 I want Scottie. 1789 01:17:06,409 --> 01:17:07,985 I sorry he needs some sternness. 1790 01:17:07,985 --> 01:17:09,581 Hey well take me card. 1791 01:17:09,581 --> 01:17:10,897 But, I love him. 1792 01:17:10,897 --> 01:17:12,536 I know I like him too. 1793 01:17:12,536 --> 01:17:13,369 He's perfect. 1794 01:17:13,369 --> 01:17:14,202 He's ideal. 1795 01:17:14,202 --> 01:17:15,551 But, that other guy is hostile. 1796 01:17:15,551 --> 01:17:19,104 It's Moses fucking Duval that we're talking about here. 1797 01:17:19,104 --> 01:17:20,970 When he gets a vision, he sticks to it. 1798 01:17:20,970 --> 01:17:22,946 I bet he's not SAG. 1799 01:17:22,946 --> 01:17:24,322 I bet he's not SAG. 1800 01:17:24,322 --> 01:17:25,465 Man, he can't fold paper. 1801 01:17:26,577 --> 01:17:28,764 The guy was a professional magician at the age of 10. 1802 01:17:28,764 --> 01:17:29,696 Bring him back. 1803 01:17:29,696 --> 01:17:31,124 I want to tell him a little more about the story. 1804 01:17:31,124 --> 01:17:32,561 It's a line I just dropped, and I'd like to bring 1805 01:17:32,561 --> 01:17:33,763 it back in there. 1806 01:17:33,763 --> 01:17:34,825 He broke my nail. 1807 01:17:34,825 --> 01:17:36,130 Then the storyline. 1808 01:17:36,130 --> 01:17:39,130 This little piggy had a rough day. 1809 01:17:40,410 --> 01:17:43,828 And, this little piggy had none. 1810 01:17:43,828 --> 01:17:45,388 And, this little piggy got in the car and went 1811 01:17:45,388 --> 01:17:46,638 to New Orleans. 1812 01:17:51,671 --> 01:17:54,849 ♫ My little baby said that you're my friend 1813 01:17:54,849 --> 01:17:57,591 ♫ I want to love you till it never ends 1814 01:17:57,591 --> 01:18:00,091 ♫ I said yeah 1815 01:18:01,591 --> 01:18:03,508 ♫ Yeah 1816 01:18:05,030 --> 01:18:09,197 ♫ Yeah honey you're my best friend 1817 01:18:16,239 --> 01:18:18,156 One, two, three 1818 01:18:25,854 --> 01:18:29,687 ♫ Well I've fallen for a girl 1819 01:18:30,765 --> 01:18:34,432 ♫ She don't want me anymore 1820 01:18:35,947 --> 01:18:38,308 ♫ I'm so lonesome 1821 01:18:38,308 --> 01:18:40,623 ♫ I could hang 1822 01:18:40,623 --> 01:18:43,456 ♫ My head and cry 1823 01:18:45,670 --> 01:18:48,293 ♫ She was my darling 1824 01:18:48,293 --> 01:18:50,839 ♫ My only love 1825 01:18:50,839 --> 01:18:53,229 ♫ And, now she's all 1826 01:18:53,229 --> 01:18:56,205 ♫ I'm thinking of 1827 01:18:56,205 --> 01:18:58,436 ♫ And, now she's gone 1828 01:18:58,436 --> 01:19:01,055 ♫ And left with hope 1829 01:19:01,055 --> 01:19:03,472 ♫ I hear she's with 1830 01:19:03,472 --> 01:19:05,897 ♫ Somebody new 1831 01:19:05,897 --> 01:19:08,901 ♫ I'm so lonesome 1832 01:19:08,901 --> 01:19:11,026 ♫ I could hang 1833 01:19:11,026 --> 01:19:13,275 ♫ My head and cry 1834 01:19:13,275 --> 01:19:15,942 ♫ Cry, cry, cry 1835 01:19:18,584 --> 01:19:21,251 ♫ Cry, cry, cry 1836 01:19:39,625 --> 01:19:41,465 I would like to ask you, and I know 1837 01:19:41,465 --> 01:19:43,472 this is a controversial one. 1838 01:19:43,472 --> 01:19:47,555 Why the decision to have a blind cinematographer. 1839 01:19:53,515 --> 01:19:54,765 Like a chive. 1840 01:19:56,388 --> 01:19:57,428 I think you're okay. 1841 01:19:57,428 --> 01:19:58,261 Yeah. 1841 01:19:59,305 --> 01:20:05,397 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.SubtitleDB.org 124054

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