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Our mineral water is magical.

The ancient believed it gave sexual strength.

Even the primitive men knew this spring.

These pre-historical pictures were found in the cave near our village.

The ancient Greek established here their own colony too.

These vase remains were found close to our village,

and its pictures show that the magical power of the mineral water

united the Greek army.

Five centuries later the Romans came here.

They were diluting their wine with our mineral water,

and thus lived like Gods.

To the long list of nations and civilizations that came here

now we can add the Japanese.

Radko, be more careful! You're driving people.

Eh, such a shitty road!

Doctor Spas Lyutov and Yovka Tisheva

kindly invite you to their marriage ceremony,

which will take place in our village,

in restaurant Wanderburg. - Wunderbar. - Wundenbar.

Aren't you the youngest son of Lyutov? - Yes, it's me.

Do you remember when you painted our donkey to look like a zebra?

I recognized you. I sure did.

Lyubo Neykov | Albena Pavlova

Stoyanka Mutafova

Vasil Draganov

Krustyu Lafazanov | Silvia Lulcheva

Mina Markova

Eva Tepavicharova | Ruslan Muynov

Nencho Ilchev

Hristo Gurbov

Ivan Yurukov | Violeta Markovska | Ivan Panayotov

TOO MANY SOFIANS

Yordan, bring me the garbage bag.

I can't right now. I'm talking to the neighbor, Chekanov.

Well, have a nice day!

If I said so, then I said so!

Do you hear me?

Yes, I hear you well.

If you bring me what I want, I'll do what you want. Correct.

God damn it!

Excuse me? - No, not you.

All the street dogs always shit in my backyard.

So, we're set: tomorrow, 8 AM, in my office. Yes, yes, the day after. Bye.

Son of a bitch!

There you go.

They liked you very, very much. And you made a great presentation.

Mima, be careful with that bike. Soon I'll buy you a car.

Bye. - Bye.

Watch out!

I'm sorry, I couldn't go around you. - I'm fine. It's alright.

Are you alright? I'm sorry, are you alright?

Yes, it's fine. No problem. - I'm sorry, I couldn't go around you.

It's OK. - You hurt yourself.

Maybe I went in your way, that's why it happened.

No, I saw you hit yourself badly. - Did you hurt yourself?

No, but maybe you did.

Yeah, thanks.

Are you sleeping here?

I'm staying at the Lyutovs. - Ah, at the hotel.

A bit of tourism? It's very nice in here.

And you, in this winter, with this bike, how do you break?

Well, you saw how.

Then it's good you're not driving.

The hotel is this way.

My direction is the same. I can see you off, if you'd like?

OK.

Six. Here and here.

This Andrey... he can't be coming back only for the wedding.

Probably he did something fishy in Australia and now he's trying to hide.

Grisha, did you see the bride? With such big breasts!

They even got me scared!

Are they real? - Don't you know how to check if they are real?

How? - Make her jump and it will show.

Here, here. - No!

So, this is the Lyutovs' hotel.

But... this is new! - Yes, it's new.

It's not a bad hotel, but the owners are a bit...

Thank you. And be careful with that bike. - I apologize once again.

Not a problem. It was a pleasure.

And be sure to try our mineral water. - Absolutely.

Come here, Dad, take a look:

So far, I've been digging here, here, and here.

Did you find something here? - No, nothing.

But that's good; in this way I eliminate it.

Now I only have to dig here, here, here, here, and here... and here.

And you can be sure we'll find the treasure.

Spas, tomorrow you're getting married and all you think about is some treasure!

But if I find it: Good-bye, medicine! Good-bye, coughing grandmas! Good-bye, constipated grandpas!

And here comes Sofia! Ta-tra-ta...

Hello, Europe! - Chunky, I'm with you!

Come in, come in.

Goodness, how big you've gotten! And how different! - Stop it.

Here he is. Didn't I tell you it was him!

Such a big man! And handsome! You look like me.

You're handsome like your mother and you're smart like... - Your mother. - Yes.

How are you? Do you have a present for me from Australia?

Yana, you're so big! First a kiss and then a present.

I'm not Yana, I'm Rihanna. - What? - Rihanna!

Come here, foreigner! Where have you been...

You've become massive! You're still not married! - Too much stress!

The bride? - Yes, Yovka.

My pleasure. - Yovka.

Looking at my brother, you are a good cook.

Ah, cooking... as if! - Yes, she's cooking!

What is this palace in here?

Come and take a look at our sweet little hotel!

Bro, if you only knew what a girl I met.

Where? - At the square. - She's local?

I don't know. - Come on! You two, set up the table.

OK. - Chunky, you and your brother don't look at all alike.

Cut that nonsense and set up the table.

He is so... strange. And you are good, ordinary.

The name is very modern: "Lyutova & Co".

"Lyutova", of course, is me. - And my father is "& Co".

Dad, you're going up the ladder. - Yeah, right!

My Mom sold her apartment in Lozenets and gave us the money.

Grandma has one more.

It's nice. - 20 rooms, darling, and it's all full!

This is the Reception.

We have a computer too, it's new. What do you think?

Bravo, Dad! - She's pretty, isn't she?

With dual-processor, 4GB RAM, and 500GB HDD.

We've entered the Asian market too. Guten Tag! - Auf Wiedersehen!

Hurry up! - Здравствуйте!

Enter, don't worry!

We bought the beds on a bargain. The mattresses are great.

Artificial foam, anti-bacterial.

Mom, there are people in here. - It's packed!

The window frames are special. We hit great sales. - Nearly for free.

Yes, come. - This is not a good time!

I have to show you the bathroom. - Sorry!

The tiles are Spanish.

They're cheaper than the Italian ones, but they are better.

Come to the other room. Don't step on the carpet with wet feet, please! Would you translate?

Stop it! - Don't step on the carpet with wet feet!

Bravo, my girl! - All kinds of people come here.

Due to the mineral water. - We haven't connected to it, but they don't know it.

People relax here, treat illnesses - hemorrhoids, cystitis, prostate - I don't care.

As long as they behave. Come on.

Sorry, but...

Maria, salad!

Mother, steaks! - Coming.

Let me help you.

They are heavy!

Mother!

Gala, bread!

Rangel, the Lyutovs invited us to their wedding.

Us? Hypocrites!

An hour ago I talked to Yordan. He'll want something again, that's why he's fawning.

Wait for your father! We should all be at the dining table.

He had something important to tell us. - What happened?

I don't know, Maria. If I did, I'd tell you first.

Mother, where is Radko?

At work. He has one more trip to do.

Where's my Dad?

I found a great accordionist, he can play everything.

Bai Vasil from Svetovrachane. Please, not him.

Stop it! - He can play everything.

Yovka, knives go on the right hand-side. Don't you use knives at your village?

Yes, Mom, we use a knife to slaughter the pig.

You can call me "Mom" as of tomorrow. Today, I'm Mrs. Lyutova.

Hi. - Sit down.

Slavka, I talked to Galabina. I invited the neighbors to the wedding.

Don't "Slavka" me, I'm Slaveya! What did the neighbors say?

They'll come.

Hypocrites! Aren't they ashamed?!

They poisoned our lives and now they'll drop at the wedding.

But, we invited them. - We?

The Mayor. Since we built the hotel, he hasn't stopped renovating.

Every day.

Making noise for half a year already.

When he sees we have guests, he calls the workers.

Brother, do you have neighbors in Australia? - Yes.

Are they as obnoxious? - Some day I don't know what I'll do!

Why only for 2 days, darling? - Can't stay longer, I have work to do.

Hasn't arrived yet and already talking of leaving.

No, I don't drink. - What?!

Cheers!

Not with water. - Stop it!

To you, son. Welcome!

Cheers! - Cheers!

Dad, weren't you going to tell us something?

When we finish eating.

I feel like eating something sweet.

Galabina, bring out the Turkish delight. - The Turkish or ours? - Ours is better.

Here you are, Dad.

Dad, cut it out! Say what you have to say!

What am I?

You are... grandpa Radul, Dad.

No.

Maria, you tell me.

You are my first man.

And my last.

Rangel, you tell me.

Dad, you are a great man. You turned this village into...

No, no, no.

Maria, you say.

A treasure hunter, Grandpa. And a patriot.

Bravo, my girl! That's what I am!

All my life, I've been searching for the treasure of Vulchan Voyvoda and Father Martin.

So, what - have you found it?

Don't interrupt me!

My great-grandpa Chakan was searching for it.

My Grandpa was searching for it.

My Dad died while searching for it.

From the curse? - No, from diabetes.

Now, silence!

I've been searching for it for 40 years.

I had to find it!

Because you are lost without me.

What, did you find it? - I found it.

It's there.

This coin led me to the place.

I couldn't move it. It's huge.

Rangel, get Radko, tonight we're going!

Bravo, Dad!

What's wrong, Dad? Give me water! Dad?

Dad! - I'm checking you out!

You only think about money.

That's not true, Dad. Money is not important, you are.

Now, we'll be fine.

Now with this money, I can finally buy a dish-washer...

Galabina! Dad, is the treasure far?

Grandpa, I'd like to visit Italy and... - Maria!

With this money I can be a politician and even double it.

I'd rather save it for pension. - Wait, wait!

There is a belief: When you find a treasure, in order to escape its curse

you have to kill the first person you meet.

You know who I met?

Slavka, the neighbor. - Ah, great!

Is the treasure far, Dad? - Hey, Rangel...

You'll never guess where it is! - Have some sweets, Dad!

You're very funny, Dad! Great actor!

Dad?

Dad, stop it!

Grandpa! - Radul!

Quick! He didn't say the most important thing! Dad!

Galabina, water! Dad?

Dad!

Radul!

We need a doctor! Call the neighbor, Spas!

Dad? - What's happening?

Come quick! - Move away!

Oh, my heart!

Well?

Well...

This is from me. You throw it and it comes back.

For the house. - Thank you.

Yana, here you are.

Magic tricks! How did you know what I wanted?!

I'll so rock at school! Eha!

What's taking you so long, Chunky?

He died. - Who?

The old Chekanov, Radul. He died in my hands.

He choked on a piece of Turkish delight.

Spas? - Terrible!

Now what? The wedding?

We'll do it.

Mom, isn't it rude? Let's wait for a few days.

I said: "Mrs. Lyutova"! Firstly, Andrey is leaving in 2 days. And secondly...

What shall we wait for?!

Radul can wait. He's in no hurry now, with all due respect.

These Chekanovs are always spoiling our occasions.

As if it's deliberate.

Spas, go wash your hands!

We'll do the wedding! Full stop!

Rangel, you have to call your brother. - Leave my brother alone!

What an awful day! Galabina, you gave him the Turkish delight!

You told me to! And from the nice one.

What are we going to do now? - How should I know?!

Dad, how could you?!

The coin! Where is the coin?

Galabina, did you throw something away? - No, I haven't. It should be here.

Shut up and search!

Mother, what are you sitting there! - Dad, stop it!

Can't you see Grandma is in shock?!

Oh, my heart hurts!

The will!

Patso, I'll be going.

Tomorrow I'll get money for the wedding and pay you back.

Grisha, stay for another drink. What's the hurry for a God's man?!

One rakia can do more than the whole church and all of its saints.

If you say so.

Hiya! Patso, give me a cigarette.

Misho, how are you?

Yes. Hello?

Really?

When did that happen?

When is the funeral? Tomorrow?

There is a wedding tomorrow, it's bad to have it in the same day.

If you say so. Bye.

To resting in peace. - Who died?

Your Grandpa. Radul.

What does it say?

He wants to be buried up on the hill, so he can oversee the whole village.

That's all?

He made himself a coffin and stored it in the basement.

Look at what I found next to the old Radul.

What's this? - A Roman coin.

And the hole? - It might be coming from a necklace.

This coin was made by the Roman Emperor Trajan Decius. The first one who died in a battle.

The Goths surrounded him and his army in a swamp.

He drowned in there, together with his son, his entourage, and everyone else.

But the most important thing that sunk there was the great Emperor's treasure.

Whoever finds it, they'll make a world discovery.

They will be millionaires. Can you imagine this?

Where is this swamp? - The swamp doesn't matter.

Vulchan Voyvoda and Father Martin found the treasure 200 years ago and moved it to another place.

You can laugh, but everyone else wants to find it. And it's somewhere in our region here.

You're more than 30 years of age and you're still waiting for money to fall from the sky.

Not from the sky - I'll dig it from the ground!

Listen, I'm tired and I'm sleepy. Tomorrow, I'm your best man, remember?

Besides, I'm gone after the wedding.

Why are you in such a hurry?

I start working at Adventure, the magazine. - Ah, a magazine.

I'm meeting my bosses on Thursday. Let's go to sleep.

Here it is.

Dad, this is huge. We can't carry it.

Dad...

They're coming! - Who's coming? - Both are coming!

Stop!

Yordan, shame on all of you!

Father, we should go first!

We are first!

Have some respect for the deceased. He has priority.

On the other hand, a funeral before a wedding foreshadows bad luck.

Party people, get inside. Mayor, please wait a bit.

Now the bride and the groom have to jump. Whoever jumps higher, they will rule at home.

Now...

One more time, I couldn't see.

Now...

Bravo! The bride will rule.

The crowns.

Right.

Now I'm pronouncing you husband and wife, in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holly Spirit.

Amen.

Spas, kiss the bride quickly. Bai Radul is waiting outside.

Come on. Bravo. Now get out.

We have no time. Out, fast.

Mom, grandpa Radul caught the bouquet.

What do you think you're doing?! Villager!

Are you alright?

I'm alright. Mind your wedding.

Quick!

The table.

Funeral: incense, candles, wine. Not going around the coffin. 230 levs.

Sometimes there's no work at all, and then others...

Dear guest, let's have a round of applause

for the newly weds, Spas and Yovka Lyutovs.

Careful with that back, Spas.

You'll need it tonight.

Healthy back, healthy family.

Ah, something's bitter? Bitter! - Bitter!

Like father, like son!

Bravo, Spas! Bravo, bride!

May storks arrive soon at your chimney.

Rangel, my condolences!

Bai Radul was a great man and a great friend.

By the way, this coffin cost you at least 1000 levs.

And the 2 graves...

What? - I'm only saying I've seen a lot of funerals,

but never such a coffin.

Seems a pleasure to stretch in it.

Silence! The best man will speak.

Go ahead!

Dear guests, friends, bride and groom,

I always remember my father's words, who says

that a groom has to choose

if he wants to be right or be happy.

My father chose happiness.

My mother is happy too, but she's also always right.

This is the secret to a successful marriage.

My brother, the groom, has always searched for a treasure.

Now he's found his big treasure,

Yovka.

Looking at her, I know my brother was right to propose

and happy he wasn't refused.

Cheers!

Chunky, if I had known your brother is so cool, I would have made him the groom and you - the best man.

Cheers!

To the newly weds! - Long life and health!

Guys, go ahead.

Mima, don't cry. Life goes on.

If it hadn't been Turkish delight, it would have been something else.

Cut it out, please!

We're heading that way too.

What are you doing?!

What's the hurry! Grab my hand!

Ah, better not.

What are you thinking about?

About Radul's coin.

It turns out it's the only one ever found.

You're at your own wedding! Cut it out!

Those are millions!

If I find this treasure, we will never have to work again. - Shut up: Yovka!

Chunky, stop sitting, come to dance!

Yeah, I'm coming. In a little while, just a few more words. - OK.

After so many years you still haven't realized this is nonsense.

Listen to me, now. Get that bread and come with me.

Where? - It's urgent!

We're going to get outrun. Do it!

I still can't believe it.

Because of some Turkish delight!

Spas did something to him, I'm sure.

Didn't Michael Jackson die in the same way?

The doctor did something to him.

I'm going to wipe out their whole family!

Dad, stop it, please!

I won't! They are only mocking us!

The coin is gone too.

Spas took it, I'm sure.

We've been robbed!

What are we doing here?

Before he died, Radul told me where the treasure is hidden.

The Mayor probably knows too.

Get the bread, quick.

Hurry up!

Spas, are you drunk? - I haven't had a sip.

Here is the grave.

They disgraced my father's memory! They disgraced me!

Me too!

Mom, stop it, please!

I have the power! They are no one!

You're right!

I'll finish them off! Tomorrow Yordan will come to my office.

Just watch me!

Mocking me?!

Holding a wedding at the time of the funeral. This is...

War!

Dancing horo on my father's grave?! - Eh, come on...

Galabina!

Thank you, bai Radul, for telling me.

You've made me a very rich man.

Here you are.

Rest in peace.

I will build you not a monument, but a mausoleum,

a tomb with a Roman bust of white marble in front.

I'm leaving. - We are now very rich.

We'll be world famous, brother.

What are you doing with that flour?

He saw the treasure first.

I have to sprinkle him with flour,

so the treasure's curse can stay with him.

Wait, wait!

Brother!

Now we start digging!

I quit!

And now, ladies invite.

Stop! Stop!

The groom is missing!

The best man too!

Dimo, is that you?

No, it's me.

What do you want?

My condolences for you grandfather. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry too.

Come down for a bit.

Quiet, they'll hear you!

It's important. Come!

What's the matter?

I'm leaving tomorrow.

Everyone's crazy in here.

Of course, nothing's changed, but...

I wanted to see you for the last time.

I have to go.

I know it's the wrong time, and the wrong place...

maybe I'm also the wrong guy...

You're very pretty!

Just wanted to let you know.

Spas!

Where are you both?

You just come here and I'll show you!

Where are you? Spas!

Chunky!

Stop!

Stop!

Go home!

Enough!

Let's see, now.

Right, now you're mine.

Now, we'll see.

Just a little bit.

There's no time.

Just a little bit more.

Go, Spas!

You'll show them all who's the richest one in here.

Right...