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(snores)

Oh Scoob, old buddy

We need to get a place that doesn't spin.

Ouch, my head.

Why do I always smoke so much when I drink...? (♪)

Or do I always drink so much when I smoke...?

(flute playing) Oh... Why does it hurt to think?

Scoob? Scoob, old buddy?

Scoob, old boy?

Scoob?... Scoob?

Scooby-Doo?... Where are you? (thunder rumbles)

(creepy laugh and music organ playing)

(♪)

(♪)

(music end)

He's gone. What am I gonna do?

Where did you see him last?

Last night. I think.

You think?

Well, yeah... I was at this Halloween party

And there were things...

What kind of things, Shagg?

Things... you know... stuff.

- Ah... Drugs and alcohol. - Yes.

And boobs. A lot of boobs.

And vagina. Vaginas everywhere.

Does anyone else feeling nauseous?

So tell us what you remember from the party. In details.

Okay... I was at this party ...

And there were boobs.

Yes. And vagina.

Gosh, can we believe to move on here?

Okay, okay. I was at the spooky Halloween party...

(techno music playing)

(background indistinct chatter)

(music getting louder)

Oh!

Hi, I'm Sindy.

That's S... I... N... di.

- Hello Sindh. - Dy! Sindy!

- Do you want to party with me? - Do I want a party with you?

Or should we just fuck?

Or should we just ...

Let's fuck first. There's all night to party.

Wow! I must be really high, Scoob. Naked Fairy wants to fuck me.

Reality check please.

Cocktail sir?

- Is this reality is enough for you? - Zoinks!

That's a pretty weird reality check, buddy.

Who's Scoob?

- Well, he's just my... - Don't say.

Your friend can come up later.

Maybe if he's cute, I'll fuck you both.

But he's a...

(techno music playing)

Enough, enough! I do not need to hear this!

I do!

I mean ...

We should hear everything.

So did you and Scoob had sex with that girl?

Wow! What? No, no.

What is wrong with--

Oh! excuse me while I go throw up.

Somebody is pregnant.

Somebody is clinically retarded.

- Sticks and stones... - Don't tempt me.

Girls, focus. (door closes)

- Shagg, continue please. - Okay

(♪) Hmm... She was on top of me and ...

(drums playing)

This place is kind of creepy.

It's Halloween.

Now shut up and fuck me.

(rock music playing)

(intriguing music playing)

So you actually came on her body. After how long?

About an hour.

So you can have sex for a full hour?

Is it possible you've lost track of time?

What is this about her having multiple orgasms?

Are you currently hallucinating?

Look guys, I have a very big dick

and can go for a long time without cuming.

(VELMA: Oooh shit...)

Velma, are you okay?

(VELMA: I-I'm fine.)

What was that sound?

Sound? What sound?

It sounded like a "Ah, shit!"?

Well, I lost my contact lenses.

- But you ... - You wear glasses.

- No contact lenses. - Right.

Because I lost them. Just now... Again.

(♪)

I'll find them.

That's what I do: I find stuff.

Oh no, no, no, no. There's no need. You don't have to.

I got this. What did they look like?

Hmm, thin... clear... mostly invisible.

Invisible. Got it.

Are we done with this part of the story?

What happened next?

(DAPHNE: I found them! Ah no, wait, it's just water.)

Look, I'm not sure.

I don't even remember how I got back home.

But you so clearly remember all the details of the sex?

Men! *Grrr!*

Did I miss anything important?

(DAPHANIE + FRED FOREVER)

This is useless as usual!

(♪) Fred!

Boob, vagina and a three-way ...

What the fuck people? Get on the case!

Let me see your notes!

Nothing!

Why is it wet?

This smells like pus--

Were there any distinguishing marks on her body?

We need to find this slut. (end ♪)

Well, I'm not totally sure, but I...

I think I remember a birthmark by her vagina.

So you want us to go to every hospital

and find out who's born with a birthmark on her the vagina?

(DAPHNE: I have birthmark on my vagina.)

(No, wait, I don't. My bad.)

(♪) She could have been born at any hospital in the world.

Do you have a better idea? A phone number perhaps?

I have an idea. Did you shower yet?

Maybe you have a DNA on your junk.

*Uuurk* (door closes)

Why don't we just go to the mansion and ask around?

Surely someone has seen a Great Dane.

Ok, we can do that.

Yes, maybe the slut will still be there.

You seem a little angry Velma.

Is it "that" time?

She is pregnant.

*Uuurgh*

What did I do to deserve you, people?

Speaking of pregnant, it's high noon and ovulating vow

Can we cut with the pregnant crap? I'm not pregnant.

"Ovu"-what?

What she means is: it's time for us to have sex

We're gonna make babies, Uh 'Fredles'.

Fredles?

Yes Dear, we just need to keep trying new ways.

Does this mean we're not gonna have sex in my ass anymore?

Because I don't think that's working.

Well... But if I cum in your mouth and you swallow,

They'll go right down in your tummy

- Where the baby is. - Where the baby is.

Shagg, what's the best place to give my girl what she needs?

- Haven't you tried them all? - Free clinic?

I'm gonna take her downtown to meet Freddy Brown.

I have no idea what that means,

because all my blood is in my penis right now.

Time's ticking.

VELMA: No! No!

They're not gonna do it right here... I can just feel the mental scarring

I think I'm still totally high. Reality check!

Oh! I'm in a safe and happy place. I'm in a safe and happy place.

Have I been a good girl for you?

Oh yeah, take off your clothing.

Are you ready?

So... Do you think I'm pregnant now?

(♪) Well sweetheart...

You definitely got the cum where the babies go

- Did that just happen? - I believe it did.

Your hand is on my crotch.

Oh... I'm... You're very ...

Haar... Oh my God! Oh my God!

I mean I... I didn't… I wasn't I just… Hmm…

It's okay. I kind of liked it.

You... You did?

I mean, of course you did! Pervert.

Put that big... firm... Thing away!

We have a mystery to solve!

(drums intro)

(♪)

- Are you sure this is the place? - What a place!

Pretty sure this is the place.

This is the place

where you screwed that girl for hours?

Can you please not?

He said he gave her multiple orgasms.

Do you have a "off" button?

FRED: Ladies, please.

We need to search for clues.

(mysterious music playing)

Scoob has probably decided to move on.

You are kidding. Let's try to find a way in.

(♪)

FRED: Alright,

Velma you go around the side see if there's another door.

Shaggy,

you climb the roof, to see if there's an open window.

I go around the back to see if there's another way in.

(door creaking)

Come on gang, I found a way in.

(harp intro playing)

(♪)

I love what they've done with the place.

Alright gang, let's split up. Till we can find some clues.

(intriguing music playing)

(♪)

Hey gang, you find any clues?

- No, not a clue. - Nope

(♪)

Quick, hide! Someone is coming!

(suspense sounds)

(♪)

This is bad.

A demon has taken Scoob.

Shhh!

Shut up and get back inside before someone or something sees us.

(♪)

Ah!

A baby.

(background roar) You are so cute

(short scary music)

Like this is a pretty odd time to change your underwear.

I'm tired of pretending Shaggy. I'm very attracted to you.

When you told that story, I've got so turned on.

- Somebody's pregnant... - Somebody is clinically retarded.

Sticks and stones...

Don't tempt me.

(FRED: Girls, focus.) (door closes)

(- continue please.) (- SHAGGY: Okay.)

(Hmm... She was on top of me...)

(That girl turnt crazy!)

(I don't even know what to do. She rode me cowgirl two days sideways)

(I never been ridden like that before by anyone)

(And I banged doggy doggy from behind)

(I wish Scoob was there to see.)

(But he was missing nowhere to be found)

(But anyways, in the end,

(I must've a huge blow all over her face and her tits and--

(chicks loves take that shit off literally and metaphorically)

(FRED: So, you actually came on her body, after how long?)

(SHAGGY: About an hour)

(DAPHNE: So you can have sex for a full hour?)

(FRED: Is it possible you lost track of time?)

(DAPHNE: What is this about her having multiple orgasms?)

(FRED: Are you currently hallucinating?)

(SHAGGY: Look guys,

I have a very big dick and can go for a long time without cuming)

Shit!

Velma, are you okay?

(I'm, I'm fine.)

What was that sound?

(♪)

Sound? What sound?

- Oh shit. - This is definitely not the right time,

But it never seems to be the right time.

- You look different naked. - I bet you do too

Jinkies! You do have a big cock!

I can't believe I've just said "cock".

I'm gonna make you forget all about that slut.

- Who? - Exactly.

Oh! I want you to make sweet love to me.

Jinkies! That's hard!

Oh, I was dreaming about this day.

Shaggy, I'm gonna worship your cock.

I'm not a nerd. I'm smart.

Shaggy, it's hotter than in my mouth.

Looks real nice there Velma

Oh Velma, that was amazing.

We got to find the others.

- Yeah. - I better go get dressed.

Let's go get dressed.

(♪)

Wow, would you look at that!

Is he talking about me or you?

(dubious) I don't know.

- That is huge! - No, I'm a little creeped out.

- I told you it was big. - You weren't kidding.

Like, can you not stare?

(suspense sounds)

Whoa... This is ... Whoa!

It must be the stolen money from all those bank robberies.

Oh my. I think I'm gonna have another orgasm.

Like, you and me both.

(creaking door)

- Quick, somebody is coming. Hide! - Zoinks!

Touch it. Put it in my hands, and rub on it...

Velma!

Hmm, Oh! Daphne!

- Who's your friend? - Where are the others?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Sure you do: Fred and Shagg.

Hmm, no, never heard of them.

Tell me where they are!

Or you both shall perish from the face of the earth!

Really? Did you just say "perish"?

Oh my gosh I've always wanted to go there,

but they don't speak very good English.

It's hard to understand them.

Silence!

I can sense them in here! Somewhere ...

*Gulp*

Hey creepy, what do you think of this?

(♪)

*Mmmh*

Is that your tongue?

Quiet, we have to create a distraction so the boys can jump him.

Just... be quiet and go with it.

Oh! Go with... what?

(groans)

(hitting the ground)

(♪) Come on girls, now is our chance!

Wow this feels like a dream.

Hey Fred, I just had sex with Velma and I liked it.

Get your clothes on, let's go.

Like, we got to go. Creepo here is about to wake up.

(spooky sounds)

Does anyone else hears heavy breathing?

(circus music playing)

(strip music playing)

(back to circus music)

(end of music)

(footsteps)

(door closes) I think we've lost him.

*Phew* I really need to stop smoking so much.

Or actually, I need to stop running so much.

I'm so frustrated: nothing seems to fit right in.

Well, what you're wearing seems to be just perfect.

I'd say...

You look mighty sick... very nice. Very nice.

So, How come you didn't tell me you like girls?

I don't... I mean, I didn't...

I mean ... I just found out myself.

And you Velma? Wow...

you really come out of your shell lately.

Look, I did what I had to. It was a necessary diversion.

Like diversion, don't usually come with orgasms.

That's one of the hottest, sexiest most intense things I've ever seen.

- I'm so corny right now, I could just... - ...Make a baby?

- Only if you swallow. - Every drop.

Oh! no, no, I will not watch this again.

Have I ever told you how beautiful you are?

What? But I'm just ...

You're sexy, intelligent and horny as hell.

In my book, that spells "perfect".

Oh jinkie Shaggy, you're such a romantic.

- I have my moments. - Oh, that's good too.

(alternative rock music playing)

Shaggy, almost got on my glasses.

Oh... I'm sorry Velma.

Oh my god I'm gonna cum.

Oh Yeah.

Aah... Have I been a good girl for you?

All this cum all over me.

I'm definitely gonna get pregnant now huh.

- That's absolutely right. - Mmhm...

(bedtime story music playing)

Like, why did we wait so long to do that?

I do not know.

But I have a feeling things are going to be very different around here.

I don't feel pregnant. Do I look pregnant?

Apparently not.

*phone chime*

Oh! What's this?

Holy crap, it's Scoob.

Scoob. Hey buddy, how are you doing?

- Where are you? (- I'm at Scrappy's place)

- No way, in a crappy place? (- Scrappy's place!)

What are you doing there? Oh really?

Are you sure?

Well maybe but ...

All Okay.

Bye.

So, what did he say?

Where is he? Is he OK?

My vagina hurts.

Well, he said he was at his nephew Scrappy's place.

And he's just now telling us?

Well, he may have told me before but I'm a little foggy on that part.

Scrappy kidnapped Scoob?

No, no, no Scoob's fine.

But we are lying here with an homicidal maniac on the loose.

Well, that sounds bad if you put it that way.

COPS: Freeze! Don't move!

- Down on the ground! CREEPY GOBLIN: Oh!!!

It's a good thing I called the cops.

(spinning back circus music playing)

Hey, Sergeant Hopkins?

Yeah, it's Daphne.

We're here at Woodburry's house.

Yeah we're getting chased by some creepy goblin looking guy.

Could you come to save us?

You're the best! Thanks.

(Come here!) (end of music)

Are you kids okay?

Yes officer,

and I see you've captured the bad guy.

This is him.

Larry Bans,

better known as the costume bandit.

Top of the list FBI's most wanted for bank robberies.

And I'd have gotten away with it, too,

if it weren't for those meddling kids!

They are crazy. They are sex crazy!

Like don't worry, man,

I heard that they're pretty sex crazy in jail too.

(♪) *Aaargh!*

- Zoiks! - Get him out of here.

He's the worst of all of them. (indistinct chatter)

You kids be safe.

You never know what wandering in the dark.

Oh we know, sir. We know.

Well, another mystery solved, another caper foiled.

Does this mean that we get this whole place to ourselves?

We should all take a great big money bath.

My tummy hurts. Do you guys think I'm...

NO!

(thunder rumbling and creepy laugh)

(music organ playing)