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"Flash, the freighter,
Star of Capetown,
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"was sunk today off the north coast
of Africa by a mysterious explosion.
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"All hands accounted for
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"with the exception
of two unidentified stowaways."
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Look at us.
Two on a raft, sunny-side up.
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"I'll tell you how to get home," you said.
"We'll stow away," you said.
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"No, sir," I said. "Don't be a
sap," you said. "No, sir," I said.
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"We're stowing away,
and that's that," you said.
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"No, sir," I said.
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Yak, yak, yak, yak,
yak, yak, yak, yak.
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What a brilliant
conversationalist you are!
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I took one look at that crate and
knew it would blow up in our faces.
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Wait till they find out who was
smokin' in the powder room.
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Never mind that now.
Look at us.
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Food gone, water gone.
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Hey! What's that bulge
in your pocket?
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Oh, that's...
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Yeah, that.
That there.
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It's just an old
tobacco pouch. It's...
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Tobacco pouch? When did
you start smokin' a pipe?
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I... Ever since this morning. Cigarettes
make me nervous. Oh, this morning?
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You just went down to the store and got
yourself a meerschaum and some tobacco?
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Yes, I did.
You notice...
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That's clever. Come on, come on.
Dig, dig.
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Hand it over here. Let's see.
Come on, reach.
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Oh! I forgot.
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Surprised, huh?
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I figure two of 'em
for one of us is better
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than one of 'em for two of us.
Yeah.
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Here, you can spit
your teeth in there.
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Just dunk it lightly.
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Well, Junior, we gotta face it.
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We may be days, and days, and days,
without seeing a ship or land.
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We're gonna get hungry,
mighty hungry.
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What do you mean "get hungry"?
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We'll toss a coin.
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What's the date?
Hea...
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1910!
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Pretty close.
1911.
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Well, that's the way it goes.
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Somebody loses, somebody wins.
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Okay, so you win the nickel! See if you
can find any white meat on that buffalo.
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I got a TL for you. We tossed for
something much deeper than that.
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I remember a story once
about two fellows like us.
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Castaways.
They tossed a coin, too.
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They figured there's no use
both of them starving.
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Well, naturally.
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The fellow who survived used to tell his
grandchildren about his pal's sacrifice.
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Hey, that's very...
Wait a minute.
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What pal's sacrifice?
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I don't know, though.
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You should've eaten more
oatmeal when you were a kid.
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You're kind of scrawny.
No firmness there.
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I don't think you'd do me more than a
week, and there's no icebox aboard.
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Jeff, Jeff, you're losing
your buttons.
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You mean, you'd eat me,
without vegetables?
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Calm down, now.
Calm down, Junior.
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I'm not gonna
do anything right away.
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I might not do anything for a week or so.
Not until I get desperate.
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Oh, Jeff!
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You wouldn't like me. Once I bit
my tongue and I tasted awful.
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Help!
Jeff, don't...
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Turkey, look!
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Look, am I seeing things?
What?
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Look here.
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What is that over there?
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Land! Land!
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We're saved!
We're saved!
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Hey! Hey!
A submarine!
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Man the pumps!
Man the pumps!
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Last stop!
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Got a stone in my shoe.
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Hey, wait a minute!
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A fine pal. All I hope is that Aunt
Lucy's lookin' down from above
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and seein' the way
you're treating me lately.
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You gonna start stuffing that
Aunt Lucy down my throat again?
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Yeah, well, never mind.
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She saw you tossin'
that coin and lickin' your chops.
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You're certainly sloughing off
your promise to her.
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Aunt Lucy. I can see her
now lying on her dying bed
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lookin' at you with those big,
trusting eyes.
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"Before I go, Jeff, promise
me one thing," she said.
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"Promise me you'll always be a
friend to little Orville," she said.
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"No matter what happens, you'll never
leave the little jerk," she said.
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"Promise me, Jeff.
Promise me," she said.
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Yeah, then she up and died
before I had a chance to say no.
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Who you shushing?
What's the matter?
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I hope she didn't hear. The dead
have a way of comin' back, you know.
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Get out. When they're
dead, they're dead.
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Not Aunt Lucy.
She was a Republican.
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Okay, Junior, I'm sorry.
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I guess I shouldn't have said that.
All right.
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You know how I feel about you.
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I guess in my own way
I sort of love you.
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All right, but you don't
have to slobber all over me.
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I guess I kind of love you, too.
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Yeah. Now wait a minute, Junior.
Stop kissing me.
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What are you talkin' about?
I didn't...
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You did, too!
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Look, are you crazy?
I don't mind being kissed,
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but this is ridiculous.
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There, you did it again.
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I did not.
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You didn't?
No.
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Well, I felt something.
Something like a wet paint brush.
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You did?
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I did, too.
I thought it was you.
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And I thought it was you.
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You see!
Aunt Lucy's come back.
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You did it with all that
disrespectful talk. Aunt Lucy!
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What's that?
What?
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What's the matter?
You yellow?
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It's only a kangaroo.
Yeah.
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What're you gettin' scared for?
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Let's take a ride.
This is probably...
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Good girl.
Good girl.
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You think we got enough gas?
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I got her carburetor
cut down to nothin'.
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Where do you suppose we are?
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This must be the place where they
empty all the old hourglasses.
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I think this is what's left
after I clean my spinach.
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Hey, look!
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Could've thought of another
way to get us here.
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Here we go again, Junior.
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♪ We're off
on the road to Morocco
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♪ This taxi
is tough on the spine
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Beats the bus, huh, Junior?
Oh, beats me.
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♪ Where we're goin'?
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♪ Why we're goin'?
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♪ How can we be sure?
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♪ I'll lay you 8-5 that
we meet Dorothy I amour
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♪ Off on the road to Morocco
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♪ Hang on till
the end of the line
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♪ I hear this country's
where they do
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♪ The dance of the seven veils
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♪ We'd tell you more
but we would have Shh!
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♪ The censor on our tails
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♪ We certainly do get around
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♪ Like Webster's Dictionary
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♪ We're Morocco bound
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♪ We're off on the road
to Morocco
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Look out!
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Well, clear the way!
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'Cause here we come.
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♪ The men eat fire,
sleep on nails
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♪ And saw their wives in half
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♪ It seems to me there should
be easier ways to get a laugh
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♪ We're off on the road
to Morocco
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♪ And somewhere
I feel kind of numb
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♪ For any villains we may
meet we haven't any fear
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♪ Paramount will protect us 'cause
we're signed for five more years
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♪ We certainly do get around
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Like a complete set
of Shakespeare
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that you buy in the corner
drugstore for $1.98.
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♪ We're Morocco bound
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Or like a volume of Omar Khayyam
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that you buy at a department
store at Christmastime
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for your cousin Julia.
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♪ We're Morocco bound
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Wonder if you can get a handout
in this burg? Boy, I'm starved.
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If that guy wasn't lookin',
I'd eat a rug.
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Plain?
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Orville, where are you?
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Right over here, behind
these goose pimples.
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Reckon there's been some sort of shootin'
ruckus down at the Buckeye Saloon, huh?
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Hey, I ain't lookin'
for trouble, partner,
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but if trouble comes lookin' for me,
I'm gonna be mighty hard to find.
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Say, fuzzy...
Huh?
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Who is that headstrong,
impetuous boy?
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He is Mullay Kasim,
the desert sheik.
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What'd he come to town for?
A manicure?
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He loves the Princess
Shalmar of Karameesh.
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He has come here
to ask her to marry him.
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I'd hate to be around
when he comes for a divorce!
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You short of blades?
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It's a strange country, buster.
It's a strange country.
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Yeah.
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Well, not too strange.
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It's food we're after.
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That's what I say, food. Yes.
Remember?
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Food.
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No, thanks,
we ate four days ago.
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I wish I had
my drool cup with me.
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Allah be praised. Allah be praised.
Allah be praised.
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Allah be praised.
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What is this? Free cold cuts!
Everything on the house.
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Well, what are we waiting for?
Shangri-La.
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Allah be praised, brother.
We'll get loaded.
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This is living!
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Hey, what's the idea? The other
fellow did it. Why can't he?
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Allah has seen fit to dim
the light of his wisdom.
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To us, such unfortunate ones
are sacred.
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Well, I don't think that's...
Shh!
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Hey, what's the matter?
What are you doing?
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What are you lookin'
at me like that for?
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Turkey, from now on,
you're sacred.
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What do you mean, sacred?
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You just became a
full-blooded American idiot.
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No, you do it. Who's gonna
believe I'm an idiot?
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Well, will you look at
the head start you got?
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Now, all you gotta do is
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go into a shop, put on that
silly look, and talk like this.
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Now watch.
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I'll take some of those, some
of these and some of those.
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Let me have that slow.
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Like this.
I'll take some of these,
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and give me a few
of them there...
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You feel all right, daddy?
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Let me hear you do it now,
come on.
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I'll take some of those,
and some of those over there.
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That's great. That's great.
That's wonderful.
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The first shop we go into,
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the guy'll load us up and throw
in his daughter. Come on.
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His daughter?
Yes.
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I'll take some of those
and some of those, too.
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Don't over-train.
Save it.
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Give me some of those over there
and you want some, too? Okay.
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What can I do for you,
gentlemen?
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Go, ahead.
Tell him, Junior.
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I want some of those
and some of those
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and some of those...
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Hey! Are you making fun of me?
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Oh, no, I always talk like this.
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Oh, you do, huh?
Well, why do you?
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Oh, because I can't help it.
I'm an idiot. I'm sacred.
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So you're saying
I'm an idiot, too?
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Oh, if you think you're an idiot
I'm not gonna argue with you...
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What's that?
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Okay, I'll take some of those,
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and some of those,
and some of those...
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Well, what do you think of that?
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How do you like that?
Jeff, Jeff!
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Mother told me there'd be
moments like this.
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I wonder how she knew.
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Hey, Turkey.
Where've you been?
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I've been lookin'
everywhere for you.
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Do it some more.
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What's the matter with you?
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Do it some more.
Kiss it again.
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What'd the guy hit you with?
A piano?
241
00:15:23,365 --> 00:15:25,400
Hey, come on.
Snap out of it. Hey!
242
00:15:25,434 --> 00:15:27,269
It's a strange country.
243
00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:29,371
A minute ago she came
along in a gold box,
244
00:15:29,404 --> 00:15:31,340
fellows carrying it with sticks.
245
00:15:31,373 --> 00:15:35,044
She took my hand, kissed my
fingertips, my knuckles, my wrist.
246
00:15:35,077 --> 00:15:38,948
My toes are still braided. Oh, it
was wonderful. Do it some more.
247
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:40,916
Hey, hey. Come on, now.
You're delirious.
248
00:15:40,950 --> 00:15:42,260
You need something
in your stomach.
249
00:15:42,284 --> 00:15:43,494
Come on, boy.
You'll be all right.
250
00:15:43,518 --> 00:15:46,155
Come on, boy.
Here we go.
251
00:15:54,063 --> 00:15:56,131
Hey, how do you figure
on paying for all this?
252
00:15:56,165 --> 00:15:58,400
What? Are you scared?
You got red blood, ain't you?
253
00:15:58,433 --> 00:16:00,803
Yeah, but I don't
wanna get it all over strangers.
254
00:16:00,836 --> 00:16:03,472
Go ahead. Eat up. Eat up, son.
I'll think of something.
255
00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:05,316
These guys don't monkey around.
They got knives.
256
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:08,911
They're liable to try and get
the food back the hard way.
257
00:16:12,181 --> 00:16:16,018
You have already eaten
to the amount of 230 kolacs.
258
00:16:16,051 --> 00:16:17,753
You have money to pay, yes?
259
00:16:17,787 --> 00:16:20,322
Yeah. Yeah, we'll pay.
But we're still eating.
260
00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:22,324
Put it on separate checks, too.
261
00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:25,227
Oh, and bring us a couple of more
portions of those jellied-turtle eggs.
262
00:16:25,260 --> 00:16:26,337
Yes, and the turtle
that laid them.
263
00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:27,662
Bring her in.
264
00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:30,108
And don't be afraid to spread a
lot of pixie dust, double layer.
265
00:16:30,132 --> 00:16:32,134
You have already
eaten six portions.
266
00:16:32,167 --> 00:16:35,304
Well, can we help it
if we're turtle-egg fiends?
267
00:16:38,307 --> 00:16:40,876
First chance we get, we better
dash for the nearest exit.
268
00:16:40,910 --> 00:16:42,511
Yeah, but how about
that guy's knife?
269
00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:46,115
We're gonna look silly stumbling
out of here on a set of stumps.
270
00:16:46,148 --> 00:16:47,850
Have a nut burger
and forget about it.
271
00:16:47,883 --> 00:16:49,160
I can hardly wait
for the dessert.
272
00:16:49,184 --> 00:16:50,485
What are we having?
273
00:16:55,190 --> 00:16:57,192
Say, what do you usually tip?
Ten percent?
274
00:16:57,226 --> 00:16:59,061
Let's not spoil him.
275
00:17:12,241 --> 00:17:15,177
Go ahead, buster.
Blubber wants to talk to you.
276
00:17:15,210 --> 00:17:17,512
I think I better...
I'd better go, huh?
277
00:17:17,546 --> 00:17:19,057
If he gets tough,
don't worry about a thing,
278
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:21,550
I'll be right here
under the table.
279
00:17:22,217 --> 00:17:23,919
Buy a rug for me.
280
00:17:56,551 --> 00:17:57,586
Garcon!
281
00:17:57,619 --> 00:17:59,321
Who is that?
The local bookmaker?
282
00:17:59,354 --> 00:18:02,524
Here's 287 kolacs for the
little snack and five for you.
283
00:18:02,557 --> 00:18:04,259
Get yourself a facial, huh?
284
00:18:04,293 --> 00:18:06,996
Well, come, come. Let little
Orville in on this deal.
285
00:18:07,029 --> 00:18:08,306
How'd you get the spinach,
old boy?
286
00:18:08,330 --> 00:18:10,641
There's a funny thing. A guy I've
never seen before in my life
287
00:18:10,665 --> 00:18:14,403
gives me 2,500 kolacs. That's 200
federal diplomas. Are you listening?
288
00:18:14,436 --> 00:18:16,071
Two hundred skins?
Why, what for?
289
00:18:16,105 --> 00:18:17,206
I sold him something.
290
00:18:17,239 --> 00:18:18,316
Well, you've got
nothing to sell.
291
00:18:18,340 --> 00:18:19,274
We've already
hocked your pivot tooth.
292
00:18:19,308 --> 00:18:20,919
Well, it wasn't much
but it was all I had,
293
00:18:20,943 --> 00:18:22,444
and was he anxious to get it.
294
00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:24,413
What did you sell him?
295
00:18:25,547 --> 00:18:27,516
Look, Orville,
296
00:18:27,549 --> 00:18:30,552
I want you to keep very calm now.
And don't get excited.
297
00:18:30,585 --> 00:18:32,854
What did you sell him?
298
00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:35,290
You.
299
00:18:35,324 --> 00:18:37,126
Oh, well,
for a minute, I... Huh?
300
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:38,593
Me! Wait a minute.
301
00:18:38,627 --> 00:18:40,362
Get that guy and give
him those fish back!
302
00:18:40,395 --> 00:18:41,472
What's the matter with you?
You can't sell me.
303
00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:44,366
I'm not a horse. It's just
the way I comb my hair.
304
00:18:44,399 --> 00:18:46,044
I know, Orville. You and I
know you're not a horse.
305
00:18:46,068 --> 00:18:47,545
But these people
are peculiar around here.
306
00:18:47,569 --> 00:18:50,248
What are you talking about? Are you
going nuts? Why would a guy buy a guy?
307
00:18:50,272 --> 00:18:52,483
I don't know. I don't know. They
buy anything. Any old junk.
308
00:18:52,507 --> 00:18:53,584
But you can't do that to me.
309
00:18:53,608 --> 00:18:55,377
You can't sell me.
You don't own me.
310
00:18:55,410 --> 00:18:57,913
Oh, no, not now.
No. He does.
311
00:18:57,947 --> 00:19:00,382
Why would he buy me?
What does he want me for?
312
00:19:00,415 --> 00:19:02,217
I didn't ask him.
313
00:19:02,251 --> 00:19:03,518
Wait a minute?
314
00:19:03,552 --> 00:19:04,954
You sold me
to a zombie like that,
315
00:19:04,987 --> 00:19:06,231
and you don't even know
what he wants me for?
316
00:19:06,255 --> 00:19:07,498
You've got to
be careful, Turkey,
317
00:19:07,522 --> 00:19:08,457
when you're dickering
with these people.
318
00:19:08,490 --> 00:19:10,592
You gotta knock 'em off
while they're hot.
319
00:19:10,625 --> 00:19:11,836
Do you know why they buy guys in
a country like this? For slaves!
320
00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:13,571
They hit you with whips,
they put you to pickin' cotton,
321
00:19:13,595 --> 00:19:15,130
they beat you,
and they beat you...
322
00:19:15,164 --> 00:19:16,531
Wait. They don't
pick cotton here.
323
00:19:16,565 --> 00:19:17,642
Well, they beat you
for whatever they're pickin'.
324
00:19:17,666 --> 00:19:19,434
I know, I saw
Uncle Tom's Cabin twice.
325
00:19:19,468 --> 00:19:21,370
Now, look, will you
relax a minute?
326
00:19:21,403 --> 00:19:22,337
I've got this thing all figured out.
See, I've got plans.
327
00:19:22,371 --> 00:19:23,438
But I...
328
00:19:23,472 --> 00:19:24,782
I've got the guy's address
and I'm gonna get you back.
329
00:19:24,806 --> 00:19:28,177
And when I do, we'll be where we
are now, only 200 bucks ahead.
330
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,344
What's that, nothing?
331
00:19:29,378 --> 00:19:31,280
Well, that's something.
It might work out.
332
00:19:31,313 --> 00:19:32,481
And a 100 of that is mine.
333
00:19:32,514 --> 00:19:33,524
That's what I'm telling you.
334
00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:35,284
Well, come on.
Put me in the higher brackets.
335
00:19:35,317 --> 00:19:37,186
There's no use
giving it to you now.
336
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:39,630
If anything goes wrong, with the
plans, why, the money'd be wasted.
337
00:19:39,654 --> 00:19:41,323
If anything goes wrong?
Yeah.
338
00:19:41,356 --> 00:19:42,791
Well, I'm gettin' out of here.
339
00:19:42,824 --> 00:19:44,735
See, you might have sold me, see, but
you're not gonna deliver me, see,
340
00:19:44,759 --> 00:19:46,428
because I'm not
gonna be here, see.
341
00:19:46,461 --> 00:19:47,696
Wait, wait, wait.
No, sir, see.
342
00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:49,707
I don't have to deliver you.
They're coming to pick you up.
343
00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:52,667
Coming to...
What? Pick me up?
344
00:19:52,701 --> 00:19:54,579
Well, who do you think you're
playing with, children?
345
00:19:54,603 --> 00:19:57,272
You're talking to Turkey,
the man with the muscles. I...
346
00:19:57,306 --> 00:19:58,673
Wait a minute.
Turn the lights on.
347
00:19:58,707 --> 00:20:00,142
Wait a minute.
What's going on here?
348
00:20:00,175 --> 00:20:04,113
Wait just a second.
Aunt Lucy! Aunt Lucy!
349
00:20:04,146 --> 00:20:06,948
The least you could do
is wrap me as a gift.
350
00:20:20,729 --> 00:20:22,431
Geoffrey.
Geoffrey!
351
00:20:23,232 --> 00:20:25,667
Huh?
What do you want?
352
00:20:25,700 --> 00:20:27,436
You're a naughty, naughty boy.
353
00:20:27,469 --> 00:20:29,747
You shouldn't have done that
wicked thing to little Orville.
354
00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:32,707
You must find him, Geoffrey, you must
find him at once and bring him back.
355
00:20:32,741 --> 00:20:34,609
Oh, I'm so distressed.
356
00:20:34,643 --> 00:20:36,611
Well, I didn't know, Aunt Lucy.
357
00:20:36,645 --> 00:20:38,580
Honest, I didn't.
The fellow I sold him to
358
00:20:38,613 --> 00:20:41,750
was only a jobber and he
resold him later at a profit.
359
00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:43,052
He wouldn't tell me to who.
360
00:20:43,085 --> 00:20:45,087
"To whom," Geoffrey,
"To whom."
361
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:48,757
Yes, ma'am, to whom. But I
still don't know where he is.
362
00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:51,626
Well, you've got to find him, Geoffrey.
Little Orville needs you.
363
00:20:51,660 --> 00:20:54,729
Well, what can I do, Aunt Lucy? I've
been looking for him for a week.
364
00:20:54,763 --> 00:20:58,133
Geoffrey, you remember that song you
used to sing? The one Orville loved?
365
00:20:58,167 --> 00:20:59,677
Which song was that, Aunt Lucy?
Oh, you know.
366
00:20:59,701 --> 00:21:01,803
♪ Ho-ho-hum,
you hear me shoutin'?
367
00:21:01,836 --> 00:21:03,672
♪ Ho-ho-hum, zoot?
368
00:21:04,439 --> 00:21:05,507
You remember.
369
00:21:05,540 --> 00:21:07,742
Well, go through the streets
singing that song.
370
00:21:07,776 --> 00:21:10,355
And little Turkey... I mean, Orville,
will hear you and reveal himself.
371
00:21:10,379 --> 00:21:12,714
It might work.
It might work at that.
372
00:21:12,747 --> 00:21:16,751
But look, Aunt Lucy, you being up there
and all, you must see everything.
373
00:21:16,785 --> 00:21:20,455
Gee, you could save me a lot of trouble
if you just tell me where he is.
374
00:21:20,489 --> 00:21:23,825
Oh, I'm not supposed to, Geoffrey.
It's against the rules.
375
00:21:23,858 --> 00:21:25,660
Oh, come on, Aunt Lucy.
376
00:21:25,694 --> 00:21:28,830
Gee, I won't crack to nobody.
377
00:21:28,863 --> 00:21:32,734
Well, if you go to the marketplace,
then head east about 200 paces,
378
00:21:32,767 --> 00:21:37,106
you'll come to... Oh, I can't talk
to you anymore now, Geoffrey.
379
00:21:37,139 --> 00:21:38,773
Here comes Mr. Jordan!
380
00:21:41,710 --> 00:21:43,812
Aunt Lucy!
Aunt Lucy!
381
00:21:47,582 --> 00:21:50,219
♪ Ain't got a dime to my name
382
00:21:50,252 --> 00:21:52,187
♪ What a terrible shame
383
00:22:01,696 --> 00:22:03,865
♪ Just found a hole in my shoe
384
00:22:03,898 --> 00:22:07,068
♪ And my stockin' shows through
385
00:22:14,709 --> 00:22:19,848
♪ I know that when you're
as free as a bird in a tree
386
00:22:19,881 --> 00:22:23,385
♪ Life is a wonderful whim
387
00:22:23,418 --> 00:22:26,821
♪ Look at the crank
with his dough in the bank
388
00:22:26,855 --> 00:22:30,525
♪ Don't you feel sorry for him?
389
00:22:30,559 --> 00:22:32,761
♪ Rollin' along at a loss
390
00:22:32,794 --> 00:22:35,297
♪ Never gatherin' moss
391
00:22:41,736 --> 00:22:43,238
♪ Take it
392
00:22:49,844 --> 00:22:52,181
♪ I'm no terrific success
393
00:22:52,214 --> 00:22:54,249
♪ I ought to worry I guess
394
00:23:03,925 --> 00:23:06,795
♪ I like a shady old tree
395
00:23:06,828 --> 00:23:08,830
♪ What's the matter with me?
396
00:23:16,871 --> 00:23:19,674
♪ There's nothin'
quite as grotesque
397
00:23:19,708 --> 00:23:21,776
♪ As a man at a desk
398
00:23:21,810 --> 00:23:25,380
♪ Lookin' outside at the sun
399
00:23:25,414 --> 00:23:29,184
♪ Shirts made of silk
and a diet of milk
400
00:23:29,218 --> 00:23:32,654
♪ Maybe he thinks he has fun
401
00:23:32,687 --> 00:23:34,823
♪ I've got the vagabond itch
402
00:23:34,856 --> 00:23:37,192
♪ Guess I'll never get rich
403
00:23:59,514 --> 00:24:02,551
"Dear Jeff, flee for your
life before it is too late.
404
00:24:02,584 --> 00:24:04,719
"You can't do anything for me now.
If you stick around,
405
00:24:04,753 --> 00:24:08,923
"you will get us both into
trouble, maybe killed.
406
00:24:08,957 --> 00:24:10,797
"Leave the country
and forget you ever knew me.
407
00:24:10,825 --> 00:24:14,929
"Say nothin' to nobody about this.
Flee! Flee!
408
00:24:14,963 --> 00:24:17,532
"Respectfully yours,
Turkey Jackson.
409
00:24:17,566 --> 00:24:21,002
"P.S. I am being tortured
day and night. Flea!"
410
00:24:21,035 --> 00:24:24,839
"Flea," F-L-E-A.
That's Turkey, all right.
411
00:24:24,873 --> 00:24:29,244
Don't worry, old boy. I won't let you down.
I'll get you out, all right.
412
00:24:59,007 --> 00:25:02,311
♪ Constantly
413
00:25:02,344 --> 00:25:05,547
♪ I look for you
414
00:25:07,081 --> 00:25:10,018
♪ No day or two
415
00:25:10,819 --> 00:25:13,988
♪ But constantly
416
00:25:16,591 --> 00:25:19,928
♪ Constantly
417
00:25:19,961 --> 00:25:23,932
♪ I wished you near
418
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:28,903
♪ And now you're here
419
00:25:28,937 --> 00:25:32,407
♪ So close to me
420
00:25:33,542 --> 00:25:37,646
♪ And it isn't magic
421
00:25:38,079 --> 00:25:43,084
♪ And you do exist
422
00:25:43,117 --> 00:25:47,389
♪ For after all
423
00:25:47,422 --> 00:25:54,062
♪ I know when I've been kissed
424
00:25:54,095 --> 00:26:00,502
♪ And you are meant to be
425
00:26:00,535 --> 00:26:04,072
♪ My heart's delight
426
00:26:04,939 --> 00:26:09,110
♪ Not just tonight
427
00:26:09,143 --> 00:26:14,783
♪ But constantly
428
00:26:16,985 --> 00:26:20,689
♪ Constantly
429
00:26:20,722 --> 00:26:25,460
♪ I looked for you
430
00:26:25,494 --> 00:26:29,063
♪ No day or two
431
00:26:29,097 --> 00:26:33,334
♪ But constantly
432
00:26:35,537 --> 00:26:38,873
♪ Constantly
433
00:26:38,907 --> 00:26:42,777
♪ I wished you near
434
00:26:43,912 --> 00:26:47,782
♪ And now you're here
435
00:26:47,816 --> 00:26:51,953
♪ So close to me
436
00:26:51,986 --> 00:26:56,090
♪ And it isn't magic
437
00:26:56,758 --> 00:27:01,396
♪ And you do exist
438
00:27:01,796 --> 00:27:05,600
♪ For after all
439
00:27:05,634 --> 00:27:12,407
♪ I know when I've been kissed
440
00:27:12,441 --> 00:27:18,780
♪ And you were meant to be
441
00:27:18,813 --> 00:27:23,618
♪ My heart's delight
442
00:27:24,185 --> 00:27:28,923
♪ Not just tonight
443
00:27:28,957 --> 00:27:35,630
♪ But constantly
444
00:27:39,768 --> 00:27:44,072
Well, that's pretty good. What kind
of an animated esquire is this?
445
00:27:44,105 --> 00:27:46,541
"Leave the country. Forget
you ever knew me," he says.
446
00:27:46,575 --> 00:27:49,611
"Flea," he says. "Say nothing
to nobody about this," he says.
447
00:27:49,644 --> 00:27:51,079
"Flea," he says.
448
00:27:51,112 --> 00:27:53,515
Why, you dirty,
double-crossing hoarder, you!
449
00:27:55,016 --> 00:27:58,152
Turkey, this is me, Jeff, your friend.
Say something.
450
00:27:58,186 --> 00:27:59,788
Turkey?
451
00:27:59,821 --> 00:28:01,122
Oh, the fellow is mad.
452
00:28:01,155 --> 00:28:03,758
Take him away.
Toss him to the crocodiles.
453
00:28:03,792 --> 00:28:06,227
Hey, he's my friend, I tell you.
Tell them who I am, Turkey.
454
00:28:06,260 --> 00:28:07,796
He's just jokin'.
Let me go.
455
00:28:07,829 --> 00:28:09,063
Wait.
456
00:28:09,097 --> 00:28:10,665
Do you know this man?
457
00:28:10,699 --> 00:28:13,101
Why, I never saw him
before in all my life.
458
00:28:14,068 --> 00:28:16,137
Why, you dirty,
underhanded sickle-snoot!
459
00:28:16,170 --> 00:28:20,074
We were kids together in the same
class for years until I got promoted.
460
00:28:21,209 --> 00:28:22,644
Let him go.
461
00:28:23,678 --> 00:28:25,213
Leave, all of you.
462
00:28:26,515 --> 00:28:27,882
You stay.
463
00:28:27,916 --> 00:28:29,784
Oh, but, hon!
464
00:28:30,919 --> 00:28:32,954
Come. Sit here beside me.
465
00:28:34,188 --> 00:28:36,224
Well...
466
00:28:36,257 --> 00:28:38,226
Now, Orville, I want you
to tell me the truth.
467
00:28:38,259 --> 00:28:40,094
Do you know him?
468
00:28:40,128 --> 00:28:41,730
Well, I used to,
but I kinda outgrew him.
469
00:28:41,763 --> 00:28:44,065
I don't dally much
with riffraff these days,
470
00:28:44,098 --> 00:28:45,934
and he's a pretty
raffy kind of a riff.
471
00:28:45,967 --> 00:28:48,202
Yeah. What...
472
00:28:48,236 --> 00:28:50,972
Why didn't you tell me
you had a friend in Karameesh?
473
00:28:51,005 --> 00:28:51,940
And such a friend.
474
00:28:51,973 --> 00:28:54,242
Oh, so you didn't tell her
about me, huh?
475
00:28:54,275 --> 00:28:56,887
Well, I didn't want to dicker too much.
It might've queered the deal.
476
00:28:56,911 --> 00:28:58,880
This kid can't
handle competition.
477
00:28:58,913 --> 00:29:00,915
You can understand why,
can't you, ma'am?
478
00:29:00,949 --> 00:29:03,885
Yes, I can.
Here we have a proverb.
479
00:29:03,918 --> 00:29:06,721
"A goose is beautiful
until it stands beside a peacock."
480
00:29:08,056 --> 00:29:09,624
Say, goose...
481
00:29:09,658 --> 00:29:11,135
What are you made up for anyhow?
What is this?
482
00:29:11,159 --> 00:29:13,027
Ladies' night in a Turkish
bath or something?
483
00:29:13,061 --> 00:29:14,896
What time do you light up, Jack?
484
00:29:14,929 --> 00:29:16,798
It might interest you
to know, buster,
485
00:29:16,831 --> 00:29:18,242
that you're looking at the
future prince of Karameesh.
486
00:29:18,266 --> 00:29:20,068
Who?
I'm gonna be a pasha,
487
00:29:20,101 --> 00:29:21,145
with the accent on the "pash."
488
00:29:21,169 --> 00:29:21,970
What?
489
00:29:22,003 --> 00:29:24,205
We're going to be married on...
490
00:29:24,238 --> 00:29:26,174
When is the big day,
dream thing?
491
00:29:26,207 --> 00:29:27,809
When the moon,
in its last quarter,
492
00:29:27,842 --> 00:29:29,978
silvers the blossoms
of the almond tree.
493
00:29:30,011 --> 00:29:31,713
That's Tuesday night,
about 9:00.
494
00:29:31,746 --> 00:29:34,182
Oh, drat! I shall be
listening to Hobby Lobby.
495
00:29:34,215 --> 00:29:37,952
Say, how can a dream like you
go for a drip like this anyhow?
496
00:29:37,986 --> 00:29:39,754
It is written in the stars.
497
00:29:39,788 --> 00:29:42,657
I've been counseled
by Hyder Khan, the wise one,
498
00:29:42,691 --> 00:29:45,727
to take this man for my
husband, and I must obey.
499
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:49,964
Yeah, well, all I can say, old Hyder Khan
must've been out of focus at the time.
500
00:29:49,998 --> 00:29:52,701
Oh, is that so? Well, the nuptial
knot's practically tied, see,
501
00:29:52,734 --> 00:29:54,736
and there's nothing
you can do about it, see.
502
00:29:54,769 --> 00:29:57,205
I'm her Heathcliff. She
bought me for 200 skins.
503
00:29:57,238 --> 00:29:59,674
And it looks like I'm gonna
get your money's worth.
504
00:29:59,708 --> 00:30:02,143
She bought you? Where did
she meet up with you?
505
00:30:02,176 --> 00:30:03,353
She's the dame I told you about
506
00:30:03,377 --> 00:30:05,346
in the gold box with the sticks.
507
00:30:05,379 --> 00:30:09,117
Come on, baby. Give your little
princie a big kiss, king size.
508
00:30:17,626 --> 00:30:21,596
Now kiss him on the nose. See
if you can straighten that out!
509
00:30:22,230 --> 00:30:23,297
Oh, my.
510
00:30:23,331 --> 00:30:24,733
Well, this defeats me.
511
00:30:24,766 --> 00:30:26,043
I gotta give you
credit, though, Junior.
512
00:30:26,067 --> 00:30:27,645
You certainly did
all right for yourself.
513
00:30:27,669 --> 00:30:29,303
To show you there's
no hard feelings,
514
00:30:29,337 --> 00:30:30,815
I'm gonna stick around
for the wedding.
515
00:30:30,839 --> 00:30:32,106
I'll even give you away.
516
00:30:32,140 --> 00:30:33,908
Oh, now, just a second.
517
00:30:33,942 --> 00:30:35,820
You've already given me away.
Just because I hit the jackpot,
518
00:30:35,844 --> 00:30:37,354
you wanna stick around
and pick up the nickels, huh?
519
00:30:37,378 --> 00:30:39,113
Well, come on, blow
before I press a button
520
00:30:39,147 --> 00:30:40,691
and have your head
served up in a cup and a saucer.
521
00:30:40,715 --> 00:30:42,116
Oh, wait a minute.
Quit shoving,
522
00:30:42,150 --> 00:30:43,861
or there'll be a roomful
of teeth around here.
523
00:30:43,885 --> 00:30:45,987
Now, listen, I'm talking
nice to you,
524
00:30:46,020 --> 00:30:49,590
but you'd better get out of here
before I forget that I'm the Prince.
525
00:30:51,693 --> 00:30:53,227
Do that again.
526
00:30:56,264 --> 00:30:57,632
He did it!
527
00:30:58,733 --> 00:31:00,268
Gentlemen, please.
528
00:31:02,003 --> 00:31:03,137
What is your name?
529
00:31:03,171 --> 00:31:04,105
Geoffrey.
530
00:31:04,138 --> 00:31:06,207
Geoffrey, I want you
to stay here with us.
531
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:08,142
Well, I think I could
be very happy here.
532
00:31:08,176 --> 00:31:10,287
Oh, come on, honey. Daddy's tired
and it's getting near my bed time,
533
00:31:10,311 --> 00:31:12,346
and I have to
catch up with my reading.
534
00:31:12,380 --> 00:31:13,715
Good night, Geoffrey.
535
00:31:13,748 --> 00:31:15,149
Good night.
536
00:31:38,940 --> 00:31:40,341
Do it some more.
Do it some more.
537
00:31:40,374 --> 00:31:41,976
Come on, bub, rub.
538
00:31:42,010 --> 00:31:44,412
Why is the Princess
going to marry you, Orville?
539
00:31:44,445 --> 00:31:47,315
She was to have married
Mullay Kasim, the desert sheik.
540
00:31:47,348 --> 00:31:48,750
Why has she changed her mind?
541
00:31:48,783 --> 00:31:50,985
Oh, I guess sheiks
have gone out of style.
542
00:31:51,019 --> 00:31:53,421
What the modern girl wants
is a nice, reliable wolf.
543
00:31:53,454 --> 00:31:55,323
Do it some more.
Do it some more.
544
00:31:55,356 --> 00:31:56,934
I'll get you time-and-a-half
for overtime.
545
00:31:56,958 --> 00:31:59,260
There's something
very strange about it all.
546
00:31:59,293 --> 00:32:01,429
Something very, very strange.
547
00:32:01,462 --> 00:32:03,932
Yeah, it's
a strange country, baby.
548
00:32:04,933 --> 00:32:06,100
Orville.
549
00:32:06,134 --> 00:32:07,335
Huh?
Listen.
550
00:32:08,937 --> 00:32:12,273
If this were known,
it would mean my death.
551
00:32:12,306 --> 00:32:15,343
But in my heart,
there is a great love for you.
552
00:32:15,376 --> 00:32:16,510
You, too?
553
00:32:16,544 --> 00:32:19,748
Say, if this keeps up,
I'll have to buy myself a scooter.
554
00:32:19,781 --> 00:32:24,819
Is my love hopeless, or do you perhaps
have some crumbs of affection for me?
555
00:32:24,853 --> 00:32:26,487
Oh, you know how a prince is.
556
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:29,891
I may set you up with a
little hat shop or something.
557
00:32:29,924 --> 00:32:31,125
What a racket!
558
00:32:33,427 --> 00:32:36,430
We're trying a new shade,
nightingale's blush.
559
00:32:36,464 --> 00:32:38,867
Nightingale's blush,
that's sweet.
560
00:32:38,900 --> 00:32:41,369
You get a complete
recondition and guaranteed job,
561
00:32:41,402 --> 00:32:42,780
and you'll still look like a warthog.
562
00:32:42,804 --> 00:32:45,774
Come on, gals, get a breath of fresh air.
Go ahead, beat it. Scat.
563
00:32:45,807 --> 00:32:48,242
Just a second! I'm giving
the orders around here.
564
00:32:48,276 --> 00:32:49,811
Besides, she's only done
nine toes.
565
00:32:49,844 --> 00:32:51,379
Well, she can do
the other three later.
566
00:32:51,412 --> 00:32:53,381
Go on, I want to put him
under the dryer. Beat it.
567
00:32:53,414 --> 00:32:55,392
You'll bring on the rash. You'll spoil him.
Go on. Beat it.
568
00:32:55,416 --> 00:32:58,419
Don't go far,
girls. I may need you.
569
00:33:01,322 --> 00:33:04,325
Who are these Christmas tigers?
Who are they yessin'?
570
00:33:04,358 --> 00:33:07,361
Well, the Princess' old man used
to use this for a courtroom.
571
00:33:07,395 --> 00:33:09,530
He never lost a case.
572
00:33:09,563 --> 00:33:11,365
That's very nice.
That's nifty.
573
00:33:11,399 --> 00:33:14,402
Now, look, puffy, I want to have
a talk with you, man-to-man.
574
00:33:14,435 --> 00:33:15,870
Yeah, who's gonna
hold up your end?
575
00:33:15,904 --> 00:33:17,081
I'll see you in a couple weeks.
576
00:33:17,105 --> 00:33:18,339
I have no time for riffraff.
577
00:33:18,372 --> 00:33:20,141
You think you're pretty cute,
don't you?
578
00:33:20,174 --> 00:33:21,886
Sending me that note they're
torturing you night and day.
579
00:33:21,910 --> 00:33:23,453
Get out of town. There's
nothin' I can do for you.
580
00:33:23,477 --> 00:33:26,347
That's right. There is nothing.
I can handle it all myself.
581
00:33:26,380 --> 00:33:28,458
Now, look, buster, I want you to leave.
I know how you operate.
582
00:33:28,482 --> 00:33:30,018
I don't want a best man.
583
00:33:30,051 --> 00:33:31,519
You figure you'll move in, huh?
584
00:33:31,552 --> 00:33:33,387
You figure maybe
you'll wind up the Prince.
585
00:33:33,421 --> 00:33:34,856
Could be.
Could be.
586
00:33:34,889 --> 00:33:36,166
Yeah, well, you're takin'
a powder, see,
587
00:33:36,190 --> 00:33:37,430
and you're taking it right now.
588
00:33:37,458 --> 00:33:38,893
That's gratitude, huh?
That's nice.
589
00:33:38,927 --> 00:33:41,571
You seem to be forgettin' that I'm
the guy that sold you into all this.
590
00:33:41,595 --> 00:33:42,964
Now you want to toss me out.
591
00:33:42,997 --> 00:33:44,065
Oh, don't give me that!
592
00:33:44,098 --> 00:33:45,366
You thought you were selling me
593
00:33:45,399 --> 00:33:47,468
into pickin' cotton with whips.
594
00:33:50,204 --> 00:33:53,241
Yeah. Hey, now,
wait a minute. Hey!
595
00:33:53,274 --> 00:33:55,209
Wait a minute. Where do
you think you're going?
596
00:33:55,243 --> 00:33:56,344
What's in there?
597
00:33:56,377 --> 00:33:58,012
Oh, it's nothing,
just milady's boudoir.
598
00:33:58,046 --> 00:33:59,423
"Milady's boudoir"? What are
you doing going in there?
599
00:33:59,447 --> 00:34:02,350
It's a strange country, chum.
It's a strange country.
600
00:34:02,383 --> 00:34:04,252
Oh, find my friend,
Mr. Peters, a little corner
601
00:34:04,285 --> 00:34:05,854
to sleep in over at the snake house.
602
00:34:05,887 --> 00:34:07,321
You big phony.
603
00:34:07,355 --> 00:34:08,833
Go ahead, buster. Get yourself
a rattle to play with.
604
00:34:08,857 --> 00:34:10,524
It's a nice parlay
from you to the snake.
605
00:34:10,558 --> 00:34:13,427
Cuddle with a cobra.
Happy fangs!
606
00:34:13,461 --> 00:34:17,465
Now wait a minute. You can't do this to me!
Bye, fellows.
607
00:34:40,588 --> 00:34:45,960
♪ Moonlight becomes you
608
00:34:45,994 --> 00:34:50,298
♪ It goes with your hair
609
00:34:50,331 --> 00:34:54,102
♪ You certainly know
the right thing
610
00:34:54,135 --> 00:34:56,871
♪ To wear
611
00:34:58,472 --> 00:35:03,544
♪ Moonlight becomes you
612
00:35:03,577 --> 00:35:08,449
♪ I'm thrilled at the sight
613
00:35:08,482 --> 00:35:11,920
♪ And I could get so romantic
614
00:35:12,553 --> 00:35:16,624
♪ Tonight
615
00:35:16,657 --> 00:35:20,628
♪ You're all dressed up
to go dreaming
616
00:35:20,661 --> 00:35:24,899
♪ Now don't tell me I'm wrong
617
00:35:24,933 --> 00:35:29,437
♪ And what a night
to go dreaming
618
00:35:29,470 --> 00:35:34,943
♪ Mind if I tag along?
619
00:35:34,976 --> 00:35:40,581
♪ If I say I love you
620
00:35:40,614 --> 00:35:44,552
♪ I want you to know
621
00:35:44,585 --> 00:35:49,123
♪ It's not just because
there's moonlight
622
00:35:49,157 --> 00:35:52,460
♪ Although
623
00:35:52,493 --> 00:35:57,631
♪ Moonlight becomes you so
624
00:36:13,447 --> 00:36:18,419
♪ Moonlight becomes you
625
00:36:26,327 --> 00:36:29,597
♪ What a beautiful view
626
00:36:33,201 --> 00:36:38,206
♪ Moonlight and you
627
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:42,676
♪ You're all dressed up
to go dreaming
628
00:36:42,710 --> 00:36:46,547
♪ Now don't tell me I'm wrong
629
00:36:46,580 --> 00:36:51,019
♪ And what a night
to go dreaming
630
00:36:51,052 --> 00:36:56,024
♪ Mind if I tag along?
631
00:36:56,057 --> 00:37:01,762
♪ If I say I love you
632
00:37:01,795 --> 00:37:06,734
♪ I want you to know
633
00:37:06,767 --> 00:37:11,072
♪ It's not just because
there's moonlight
634
00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:18,346
♪ Although
635
00:37:18,379 --> 00:37:24,618
♪ Moonlight becomes you so ♪
636
00:37:37,298 --> 00:37:40,768
Orville, Orville,
wake up! Wake up!
637
00:37:40,801 --> 00:37:42,603
Okay, Ma, I'll get
a job tomorrow.
638
00:37:42,636 --> 00:37:44,772
No, no, no. Wake up! Wake up!
639
00:37:44,805 --> 00:37:46,340
What's the matter?
640
00:37:46,374 --> 00:37:48,542
The Princess is unfaithful.
She cares nothing for you.
641
00:37:48,576 --> 00:37:49,819
Look, I'll see you
in the hat shop later.
642
00:37:49,843 --> 00:37:51,379
No, listen!
643
00:37:51,412 --> 00:37:53,047
At this moment,
she and your best friend
644
00:37:53,081 --> 00:37:54,758
are in each other's arms
in the gardens below.
645
00:37:54,782 --> 00:37:56,184
Yeah, well, I...
646
00:37:56,217 --> 00:37:58,086
What?
Yes. Look.
647
00:37:59,653 --> 00:38:02,623
Why, the lowdown, filthy,
double-crossing centipede!
648
00:38:02,656 --> 00:38:03,991
Trying to climb into my shoes
649
00:38:04,024 --> 00:38:06,336
and pull the roof in over his head!
That's what he's trying to do!
650
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:07,661
Why, the crawling lizard!
651
00:38:07,695 --> 00:38:10,164
I'll show him what a salami
has gotta go through.
652
00:38:10,198 --> 00:38:12,133
No, no, no. Don't waste
your anger upon them.
653
00:38:13,234 --> 00:38:15,503
Let us fly.
Let us fly together.
654
00:38:15,536 --> 00:38:17,705
Okay, but let go
of my landing gear.
655
00:38:17,738 --> 00:38:20,108
You and I, thus,
656
00:38:20,141 --> 00:38:24,278
and thus... And thus will
my love consume you.
657
00:38:29,317 --> 00:38:32,086
From manufacturer
direct to consumer.
658
00:38:32,686 --> 00:38:34,054
I go!
659
00:38:34,855 --> 00:38:35,856
Excuse me.
660
00:38:35,889 --> 00:38:37,791
Beloved. Beloved!
661
00:38:38,859 --> 00:38:40,228
Thus.
662
00:38:41,762 --> 00:38:43,097
I...
663
00:38:46,667 --> 00:38:49,170
Say, let me ask you something,
Princess.
664
00:38:49,203 --> 00:38:51,739
Suppose you, sort of, put off
this wedding for a little bit,
665
00:38:51,772 --> 00:38:53,707
and I, sort of,
hung around a little bit,
666
00:38:53,741 --> 00:38:54,708
and you grew
to like me a little bit,
667
00:38:54,742 --> 00:38:56,744
wouldn't that change things
a little bit, huh?
668
00:38:56,777 --> 00:38:58,746
No, Geoffrey, it would not.
669
00:38:58,779 --> 00:39:01,815
I like you now.
The more I get to like you,
670
00:39:01,849 --> 00:39:04,618
the more reason
I will have to marry Orville.
671
00:39:04,652 --> 00:39:07,721
You like me so you're gonna
marry Orville.
672
00:39:07,755 --> 00:39:10,158
Boy, that's a new kind of brush.
673
00:39:10,191 --> 00:39:11,725
That is the way it must be.
674
00:39:11,759 --> 00:39:14,328
There are many, many things
you don't understand.
675
00:39:14,362 --> 00:39:16,230
Later you will know.
676
00:39:16,264 --> 00:39:17,607
Well, now, look, before you
figure on getting hooked up
677
00:39:17,631 --> 00:39:18,842
to that chisel-chinned character,
678
00:39:18,866 --> 00:39:20,710
I think there's a few things
you ought to know about him.
679
00:39:20,734 --> 00:39:22,903
Why, Geoffrey, what do you mean?
680
00:39:22,936 --> 00:39:24,838
Sit down a minute.
681
00:39:26,774 --> 00:39:27,941
Just to give you an idea
682
00:39:27,975 --> 00:39:30,311
of what kind of a double-crossin'
hoodlum he really is...
683
00:39:30,344 --> 00:39:31,645
Did you know...
684
00:39:31,679 --> 00:39:34,815
Oh, no. It's too fantastic.
You'd never believe it.
685
00:39:34,848 --> 00:39:36,517
Go on, Geoffrey, what happened?
686
00:39:36,550 --> 00:39:38,328
Well, we're broke,
see, and he sells me,
687
00:39:38,352 --> 00:39:39,853
his best friend, for 200 bucks!
688
00:39:39,887 --> 00:39:42,290
Practically gives me away.
Did you know that?
689
00:39:42,323 --> 00:39:43,691
I thought you sold him?
690
00:39:43,724 --> 00:39:46,827
That's the way he tells it. There's
two sides to everything, you know.
691
00:39:46,860 --> 00:39:48,929
But that's impossible. The
men brought Orville to me.
692
00:39:48,962 --> 00:39:52,733
Don't you see, they come to pick
me up and get him by mistake.
693
00:39:52,766 --> 00:39:54,302
But I don't understand...
694
00:39:54,335 --> 00:39:55,779
So you see, by rights, I
should be in his spot.
695
00:39:55,803 --> 00:39:57,771
You should be marrying me
instead of him.
696
00:39:57,805 --> 00:40:00,241
There's two sides
to everything, you know.
697
00:40:01,842 --> 00:40:03,377
What's the big idea?
698
00:40:03,411 --> 00:40:06,247
There's two sides
to everything, you know.
699
00:40:18,292 --> 00:40:22,496
Princess! Princess, he's here.
Mullay Kasim, he's here!
700
00:40:34,342 --> 00:40:35,943
Mullay Kasim, my lord.
701
00:40:35,976 --> 00:40:37,911
Where is he this...
This dog?
702
00:40:37,945 --> 00:40:39,947
Hold your anger, Kasim.
Wait until you've heard...
703
00:40:39,980 --> 00:40:41,582
I've already heard.
704
00:40:41,615 --> 00:40:42,516
It's whispered
throughout the land
705
00:40:42,550 --> 00:40:44,218
that on the very day
set for our wedding,
706
00:40:44,252 --> 00:40:46,887
you're planning to marry
this American!
707
00:40:47,721 --> 00:40:50,458
Is it true? Tell me.
708
00:40:50,491 --> 00:40:53,494
Yes, Kasim, it is true.
But it is only because...
709
00:40:53,527 --> 00:40:54,962
Enough!
710
00:40:54,995 --> 00:40:57,331
Come, Ahmed Caspa.
Let us find this man.
711
00:40:57,365 --> 00:40:59,267
Let us see the color
of his liver.
712
00:40:59,300 --> 00:41:01,969
Let us hang his filthy carcass
for the jackals to nibble at!
713
00:41:02,002 --> 00:41:04,272
No, no, wait.
714
00:41:04,305 --> 00:41:07,007
First you must hear the words
of Hyder Khan, the wise one.
715
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:10,978
Hyder Khan?
Very well, Shalmar.
716
00:41:11,011 --> 00:41:15,316
Five more minutes does not matter
in the life of a cockroach. Come.
717
00:41:18,386 --> 00:41:22,323
And it is here, written in the
stars, O Lion of the Desert,
718
00:41:22,356 --> 00:41:25,393
that the first husband
of the Princess Shalmar,
719
00:41:25,426 --> 00:41:29,363
will die a violent death within
the week of the marriage.
720
00:41:29,397 --> 00:41:30,864
What is that you say?
721
00:41:30,898 --> 00:41:32,833
It is also written
722
00:41:32,866 --> 00:41:37,805
that her second husband will be
blessed with long life and happiness.
723
00:41:39,507 --> 00:41:41,275
Now do you understand?
724
00:41:41,309 --> 00:41:44,545
The American, as my first husband,
will die within the week.
725
00:41:44,578 --> 00:41:48,682
Then, as the wise one said, I will
be free to marry the man I love.
726
00:41:51,018 --> 00:41:52,753
This is a great joke.
727
00:41:52,786 --> 00:41:56,390
It'll be told and retold as
long as men live in Karameesh.
728
00:42:09,002 --> 00:42:12,039
First time I ever saw
steam heat in print.
729
00:42:13,941 --> 00:42:16,009
Orville?
Orville?
730
00:42:17,545 --> 00:42:19,847
Just when it was
getting interesting.
731
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:21,749
Hello, hon.
732
00:42:21,782 --> 00:42:23,527
Did you tell Geoffrey he's
not to stay for the wedding?
733
00:42:23,551 --> 00:42:25,052
That we didn't
want him here at all?
734
00:42:25,085 --> 00:42:26,654
Well, I just hinted at it.
735
00:42:26,687 --> 00:42:28,756
I gave him a map and
provisions for three months.
736
00:42:28,789 --> 00:42:30,891
I can't understand
why you don't like him.
737
00:42:30,924 --> 00:42:33,394
I think he's one of the
nicest men I've ever met.
738
00:42:33,427 --> 00:42:36,964
Oh, he's a nice fellow, as nice
fellows go and... Why don't he?
739
00:42:36,997 --> 00:42:39,066
Orville, there's something
I must tell you.
740
00:42:39,099 --> 00:42:41,702
You know, this is
a very strange country.
741
00:42:41,735 --> 00:42:43,671
Yeah.
742
00:42:43,704 --> 00:42:46,039
Like you running into me and
buying me like I was a potato.
743
00:42:46,073 --> 00:42:49,710
And me baked
ever since. Ho-hum.
744
00:42:49,743 --> 00:42:55,048
No, I mean we have very strange
customs, very strange laws.
745
00:42:55,082 --> 00:42:57,985
For the first week of a marriage,
a man and wife live separately.
746
00:42:58,018 --> 00:43:00,521
Yeah, well, every...
Huh?
747
00:43:02,055 --> 00:43:03,591
It is a custom
thousands of years old.
748
00:43:03,624 --> 00:43:07,094
Oh, little customs, you make 'em, you
break 'em, they come and they go.
749
00:43:07,127 --> 00:43:08,896
Did I ever tell you
about Prohibition?
750
00:43:08,929 --> 00:43:11,865
It has been so
for thousands of years.
751
00:43:11,899 --> 00:43:13,834
There can be no other way.
752
00:43:13,867 --> 00:43:16,704
Oh, honey, don't take on so.
It's only a week.
753
00:43:16,737 --> 00:43:18,606
Yes, only a week.
754
00:43:18,639 --> 00:43:21,975
Oh, Orville, when I look at you
and think of our marriage,
755
00:43:22,009 --> 00:43:23,811
I can't help crying.
756
00:43:24,845 --> 00:43:26,947
You're so young...
757
00:43:26,980 --> 00:43:28,982
Much, much too young.
758
00:43:29,016 --> 00:43:31,785
Oh, you don't have to
worry about me, baby.
759
00:43:31,819 --> 00:43:33,587
I just read a book.
760
00:43:46,567 --> 00:43:48,736
Oso Bucco, come here!
761
00:43:49,503 --> 00:43:52,673
When was this American born?
762
00:43:52,706 --> 00:43:55,743
I can't finish his tomb
until I have the date.
763
00:43:55,776 --> 00:43:57,077
I don't know, Ahmed.
764
00:43:57,110 --> 00:43:59,046
We don't know what we're doing.
765
00:43:59,079 --> 00:44:04,151
Another thing. I tell you we're
making his coffin too small.
766
00:44:04,184 --> 00:44:06,920
I tried my wife
in it this morning.
767
00:44:06,954 --> 00:44:08,789
Her feet were hanging out.
768
00:44:08,822 --> 00:44:10,724
What are we going to do?
We're just guessing.
769
00:44:10,758 --> 00:44:15,496
If we are not careful, we're
going to do a sloppy job.
770
00:44:15,529 --> 00:44:18,866
While the American is still alive,
why don't we measure him?
771
00:44:18,899 --> 00:44:21,869
Oh, we couldn't do that!
He would find out.
772
00:44:21,902 --> 00:44:23,471
There are ways.
773
00:44:24,638 --> 00:44:27,741
There are ways!
Come on.
774
00:44:37,885 --> 00:44:40,621
Right now I could use
a hole in my head.
775
00:44:48,729 --> 00:44:50,964
Could we disturb you, Master?
776
00:44:50,998 --> 00:44:52,766
Oh, sure, fellas,
what do you want?
777
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:56,470
If it is not too much trouble,
we would like to measure you.
778
00:44:56,504 --> 00:44:59,139
Yeah, what for?
779
00:44:59,172 --> 00:45:02,910
We are making something for you.
It's a surprise.
780
00:45:02,943 --> 00:45:04,812
Oh! Something for the wedding.
781
00:45:04,845 --> 00:45:08,816
No, Master.
This is for after the wedding.
782
00:45:08,849 --> 00:45:10,984
Oh, sort of
a male trousseau, huh?
783
00:45:11,018 --> 00:45:13,787
Yes, Master, sort of
a male trousseau.
784
00:45:13,821 --> 00:45:15,264
Well, all right, fellas.
Go ahead. Measure away.
785
00:45:15,288 --> 00:45:18,559
Thank you. Thank you, Master.
It will be brief.
786
00:45:18,592 --> 00:45:20,594
Waist, 34.
Waist, 34.
787
00:45:20,628 --> 00:45:23,139
So, you know, the Princess kind of has
an eye for beauty, so pretty me up.
788
00:45:23,163 --> 00:45:25,265
Sew in plenty of muscles.
Make it zooty.
789
00:45:25,298 --> 00:45:28,702
Do not worry, Master. We will make you
look even better than you do now.
790
00:45:28,736 --> 00:45:29,870
Oh, thanks.
791
00:45:29,903 --> 00:45:31,238
Chest normal, 41.
792
00:45:31,271 --> 00:45:33,140
Chest normal, 41.
793
00:45:34,942 --> 00:45:36,744
Chest expanded, 41.
794
00:45:36,777 --> 00:45:38,111
Chest...
795
00:45:38,145 --> 00:45:40,113
Give me lots of room.
I like to spread out.
796
00:45:40,147 --> 00:45:42,249
Now, perhaps
the Master would lie down.
797
00:45:42,282 --> 00:45:44,017
Oh, certainly.
798
00:45:47,755 --> 00:45:49,590
5' 11" overall.
799
00:45:49,623 --> 00:45:51,258
5' 11" overall.
800
00:45:51,291 --> 00:45:53,260
Say, put a lot of padding
in it, will you, fellas?
801
00:45:53,293 --> 00:45:55,605
I want it nice and comfortable.
I don't want anything stiff.
802
00:45:55,629 --> 00:45:59,667
I assure you, Master. It will
be no stiffer than yourself.
803
00:46:01,034 --> 00:46:03,637
Well, good day, Master.
Good day.
804
00:46:03,671 --> 00:46:05,138
Good day.
805
00:46:05,172 --> 00:46:07,074
Good day.
806
00:46:07,107 --> 00:46:11,178
Oh, one question, Master. What
is the date of your birth?
807
00:46:11,211 --> 00:46:15,015
Birth? What do you want that for?
What's that got to do with...
808
00:46:15,048 --> 00:46:16,850
It is for the record.
809
00:46:16,884 --> 00:46:21,054
Oh! September 13th, 1913.
On a Friday.
810
00:46:21,088 --> 00:46:23,957
Thank you, Master. We must go now.
We have to carve it on...
811
00:46:29,296 --> 00:46:31,064
Carve it on?
812
00:46:31,098 --> 00:46:33,834
And what was that business?
813
00:46:34,835 --> 00:46:37,304
Orville?
Orville?
814
00:46:37,337 --> 00:46:39,139
Those two men.
What were they doing here?
815
00:46:39,172 --> 00:46:41,050
Oh, they were measuring me
for some sort of outfit.
816
00:46:41,074 --> 00:46:42,910
Measuring you!
Do you know who they are?
817
00:46:42,943 --> 00:46:44,253
Well, I guess, they're
the royal dressmakers.
818
00:46:44,277 --> 00:46:47,114
No, my beloved! No!
They're royal undertakers.
819
00:46:47,147 --> 00:46:48,281
Yeah, well, that...
820
00:46:48,315 --> 00:46:49,549
Huh?
Yes!
821
00:46:49,583 --> 00:46:51,864
You mean, they were measuring
me for a graveyard gabardine?
822
00:46:55,155 --> 00:46:56,523
Jeff! Jeff!
Okay, there you are.
823
00:46:56,556 --> 00:46:58,868
I've been looking everywhere for you.
I got to have a talk with you.
824
00:46:58,892 --> 00:47:00,961
Now, look, Orvie, I've been
doing a lot of thinking.
825
00:47:00,994 --> 00:47:03,072
There's no use of you and I
talking and arguing anymore.
826
00:47:03,096 --> 00:47:04,832
I'm gonna beat it on
out of here.
827
00:47:04,865 --> 00:47:06,242
No. That's it... You're not.
You don't have to.
828
00:47:06,266 --> 00:47:08,277
Oh, I admit I tried to cut in on you.
I made a big play.
829
00:47:08,301 --> 00:47:10,680
But, whatever you've got,
that Shalmar's going through with it.
830
00:47:10,704 --> 00:47:12,239
Now that's all been changed.
831
00:47:12,272 --> 00:47:13,340
Huh?
Well...
832
00:47:13,373 --> 00:47:15,175
I'm the guy that's shoving off.
833
00:47:15,208 --> 00:47:17,678
I've been watching you two and
you're just made for each other.
834
00:47:17,711 --> 00:47:20,280
You look good together.
You're just the right size.
835
00:47:20,313 --> 00:47:22,349
And, you're taking her.
See, I'm giving her to you.
836
00:47:22,382 --> 00:47:24,918
Now, wait a minute.
What are you cooking up here?
837
00:47:24,952 --> 00:47:28,622
The last gal you gave me was that lady
wrestler up at the St. Nicholas rink.
838
00:47:28,656 --> 00:47:29,823
What's behind all this?
839
00:47:29,857 --> 00:47:32,192
Well, I got to thinking
about the burying...
840
00:47:32,225 --> 00:47:34,237
I mean, the marrying, and I
got a hunch it wouldn't last.
841
00:47:34,261 --> 00:47:36,930
So, I got a feeling,
in a week, I'd be cold.
842
00:47:36,964 --> 00:47:39,366
And, besides, I got a girl.
I met mine.
843
00:47:39,399 --> 00:47:40,977
I got her at the harem,
right off the assembly line.
844
00:47:41,001 --> 00:47:42,169
Nice model.
845
00:47:42,202 --> 00:47:45,105
He's gonna fly with me.
My love will consume him thus...
846
00:47:45,138 --> 00:47:46,406
And thus, and thus...
847
00:47:46,439 --> 00:47:48,208
Aunt Lucy?
848
00:47:48,241 --> 00:47:50,410
You know, a girl
can eat too much yeast.
849
00:47:50,443 --> 00:47:52,412
But, my very own...
Yeah, yeah, later.
850
00:47:52,445 --> 00:47:54,858
You know, you gotta catch me when I'm
in the mood for that sort of thing.
851
00:47:54,882 --> 00:47:56,650
You ain't been
out of it for 20 years.
852
00:47:56,684 --> 00:47:59,286
Well, this is a whole new shuffle, huh?
You two!
853
00:47:59,319 --> 00:48:00,954
Wait till Shalmar
hears about this.
854
00:48:00,988 --> 00:48:02,398
Oh, yeah, but it's not
gonna be easy, you know.
855
00:48:02,422 --> 00:48:05,101
It's gonna be a pretty tough assignment
to get Shalmar to give me up.
856
00:48:05,125 --> 00:48:07,270
That'll be a struggle. But you can
handle it, old boy, I'm sure.
857
00:48:07,294 --> 00:48:08,705
After all, you've got
everything I've got,
858
00:48:08,729 --> 00:48:10,330
and you've had it
many years longer, too.
859
00:48:10,363 --> 00:48:12,332
Yes, only, I got rid of mine.
Yeah, well, you...
860
00:48:12,365 --> 00:48:15,111
It's gonna just really tear the heart
out of her to give you up, I guess.
861
00:48:15,135 --> 00:48:17,681
But I'll catch her sort of on the rebound.
She might settle for me.
862
00:48:17,705 --> 00:48:19,348
Yeah, well, that's the spirit
and I'll be right behind you.
863
00:48:19,372 --> 00:48:21,284
I'm gonna see you right
through to the end, old pal.
864
00:48:21,308 --> 00:48:22,910
I will leave no stone unturned.
865
00:48:22,943 --> 00:48:25,112
My beloved!
Why don't we fly right away?
866
00:48:25,145 --> 00:48:27,290
Look, honey, why don't you just fly
around and warm your motor up?
867
00:48:27,314 --> 00:48:28,782
I'll join you later.
868
00:48:28,816 --> 00:48:30,684
Orville? Orville.
869
00:48:40,460 --> 00:48:42,963
Orville!
Orville!
870
00:48:42,996 --> 00:48:45,198
Orville, this is disgraceful!
Disgraceful!
871
00:48:48,101 --> 00:48:51,238
Orville, I'm not gonna let you do
this dreadful thing to Geoffrey.
872
00:48:52,906 --> 00:48:54,975
Oh, you'll be
the death of me yet.
873
00:48:55,008 --> 00:48:57,410
Please, Aunt Lucy!
874
00:48:57,444 --> 00:48:58,722
You've got to talk
to him, Orville.
875
00:48:58,746 --> 00:49:00,347
You've got to
tell him the truth.
876
00:49:00,380 --> 00:49:02,415
But, I ain't doing nothing.
Look what he did to me!
877
00:49:02,449 --> 00:49:05,953
Orville, I insist.
If you don't tell him, I will.
878
00:49:05,986 --> 00:49:08,822
But, you can't talk to him.
You're in my dream.
879
00:49:08,856 --> 00:49:11,324
Oh, goodness, gracious me!
That's right.
880
00:49:11,358 --> 00:49:13,460
We're only allowed to be
in one dream a week.
881
00:49:13,493 --> 00:49:16,396
Mr. Jordan doesn't like us to
go around pestering people.
882
00:49:16,429 --> 00:49:18,131
Well, I can understand that.
883
00:49:18,165 --> 00:49:19,466
I've got to make him hear me.
884
00:49:19,499 --> 00:49:22,970
Geoffrey! Geoffrey!
885
00:49:23,003 --> 00:49:26,273
Geoffrey!
886
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:28,308
Geoffrey!
887
00:49:30,410 --> 00:49:33,446
Take your hands off me!
Stop it! No! Help!
888
00:49:38,118 --> 00:49:39,186
Guess that'll show her.
889
00:49:39,219 --> 00:49:41,721
Your feet are cold.
890
00:49:43,857 --> 00:49:45,926
You see, Master.
Wings!
891
00:49:45,959 --> 00:49:48,428
And more than that,
they have legs.
892
00:49:48,461 --> 00:49:51,364
Insects! Fireflies!
893
00:49:51,398 --> 00:49:54,467
By the heavens, what are
they doing in my telescope?
894
00:49:54,501 --> 00:49:57,270
I don't know. I haven't cleaned
the lenses for a week.
895
00:49:57,304 --> 00:50:00,874
Dear, oh, dear!
Oh, dear!
896
00:50:00,908 --> 00:50:05,512
I must have mistaken these
fireflies for Jupiter and Venus.
897
00:50:05,545 --> 00:50:08,348
Oh, yes, Master, you've
certainly gummed up the works.
898
00:50:08,381 --> 00:50:10,383
Indeed, I have.
899
00:50:10,417 --> 00:50:12,319
My prophesies for
the American's death
900
00:50:12,352 --> 00:50:16,289
were based on the fixed
positions of Jupiter and Venus.
901
00:50:16,323 --> 00:50:18,025
I don't know.
This just doesn't add up.
902
00:50:18,058 --> 00:50:19,793
I want you, and you say
you want me,
903
00:50:19,827 --> 00:50:22,395
and Orville says it's okay,
and still you're gonna marry him.
904
00:50:22,429 --> 00:50:25,465
I told you, Geoffrey.
It's something I can't explain.
905
00:50:25,498 --> 00:50:28,401
Orville and I are going to be married
and that's all I have to say.
906
00:50:28,435 --> 00:50:30,370
Well, I've got something
to say, too, see!
907
00:50:30,403 --> 00:50:32,415
We're not suited, see. I'm not
in love with you anymore.
908
00:50:32,439 --> 00:50:33,841
I got another girl.
909
00:50:33,874 --> 00:50:35,909
No more talk.
910
00:50:35,943 --> 00:50:37,486
Go to your room
and prepare for the wedding.
911
00:50:37,510 --> 00:50:40,948
I just got one thing
to tell you, Princess...
912
00:50:40,981 --> 00:50:43,150
I'm going to my room
and prepare for the wedding.
913
00:50:43,183 --> 00:50:45,552
Okay, fellas,
who's got the dice?
914
00:50:47,487 --> 00:50:50,290
Boy, he's a pip, isn't he?
Brushing off a dream like you.
915
00:50:50,323 --> 00:50:53,894
Instead of a wedding, you'd think
he was going to his own funeral.
916
00:50:53,927 --> 00:50:56,864
Yes... Wouldn't you?
917
00:50:56,897 --> 00:50:58,966
Princess!
Princess!
918
00:50:58,999 --> 00:51:01,534
Oh, mistress of my life,
listen and be merciful.
919
00:51:01,568 --> 00:51:03,470
I have made a calamitous error.
920
00:51:03,503 --> 00:51:05,939
You must not
marry that American.
921
00:51:05,973 --> 00:51:07,407
You must marry Mullay Kasim!
922
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:08,909
Mullay Kasim?
923
00:51:08,942 --> 00:51:10,086
Speak.
I must hear everything.
924
00:51:10,110 --> 00:51:11,244
You see, my Princess,
925
00:51:11,278 --> 00:51:14,381
your life is influenced by the
planets Jupiter and Venus,
926
00:51:14,414 --> 00:51:18,451
and so, it is my painful duty
to tell you what I've learned.
927
00:51:27,895 --> 00:51:30,630
You are indeed the favored
one of Allah, O Master.
928
00:51:30,663 --> 00:51:34,567
For to marry the Princess, most men
in Karameesh would gladly die.
929
00:51:34,601 --> 00:51:35,368
Yes.
930
00:51:35,402 --> 00:51:38,138
Yes.
That's what's worrying me.
931
00:51:38,171 --> 00:51:40,908
So you see, they turned
out to be fireflies.
932
00:51:40,941 --> 00:51:43,110
I was wrong about everything.
933
00:51:46,013 --> 00:51:47,314
Geoffrey!
934
00:51:49,649 --> 00:51:51,919
Geoffrey, don't you see?
Isn't it wonderful?
935
00:51:51,952 --> 00:51:54,587
Oh, yes, it's pretty good. I
mean, what's wonderful about it?
936
00:51:54,621 --> 00:51:56,489
It just means Turkey's
back in circulation,
937
00:51:56,523 --> 00:51:58,525
and you get tied up
to Mullay Kasim.
938
00:51:58,558 --> 00:51:59,826
Mullay Kasim.
939
00:51:59,859 --> 00:52:03,496
Oh, Geoffrey, you may feel strange
about marrying a Princess,
940
00:52:03,530 --> 00:52:06,366
but I'll spend the rest of my
life trying to live it down.
941
00:52:06,399 --> 00:52:08,635
You mean, me?
942
00:52:08,668 --> 00:52:10,570
You mean, you and me?
Is that what you mean?
943
00:52:10,603 --> 00:52:12,472
Mmm-hmm.
Mistress!
944
00:52:15,642 --> 00:52:17,410
You see, Hyder Khan?
945
00:52:17,444 --> 00:52:18,687
You see what your fireflies
have done?
946
00:52:18,711 --> 00:52:22,950
Oh, how about this! Wait till I
break the news to doodlebug.
947
00:52:22,983 --> 00:52:27,020
So, that's why little Orville was so
anxious to hand you over to me, huh?
948
00:52:27,054 --> 00:52:29,522
I don't know how, but I think he
got wind of this whole thing.
949
00:52:29,556 --> 00:52:32,159
Well, don't say anything to him, Geoffrey.
Not just yet.
950
00:52:32,192 --> 00:52:35,495
Don't you worry about me.
I'll handle him.
951
00:52:35,528 --> 00:52:38,098
Yeah, you see, Shalmar and I
had a little talk, Orville,
952
00:52:38,131 --> 00:52:40,600
and we've decided
to accept your generous offer.
953
00:52:40,633 --> 00:52:42,469
Generous offer.
What generous offer?
954
00:52:42,502 --> 00:52:45,605
You giving me to her.
She's decided to accept me.
955
00:52:45,638 --> 00:52:48,041
The guys are working
on the nuptial knots right now.
956
00:52:48,075 --> 00:52:49,176
No kidding!
That's right.
957
00:52:49,209 --> 00:52:50,944
Boy, I knew you'd see it.
958
00:52:50,978 --> 00:52:53,646
You two, what a pair!
Hand-in-hand!
959
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:55,562
Brother, you're gonna
have the happiest week.
960
00:52:55,773 --> 00:53:00,195
I mean, what a marriage! You're gonna
be in clover! Yes, sir, deep in clover.
961
00:53:02,990 --> 00:53:04,224
Have you told me all?
962
00:53:04,257 --> 00:53:05,325
Oh, Sheik.
963
00:53:05,358 --> 00:53:07,160
I have told you
what has befallen,
964
00:53:07,194 --> 00:53:09,929
trusting in your generosity
to reward me.
965
00:53:12,265 --> 00:53:14,001
Here.
966
00:53:14,034 --> 00:53:15,535
You must hurry, O Mighty One!
967
00:53:15,568 --> 00:53:17,404
When I left the palace,
968
00:53:17,437 --> 00:53:20,707
the Princess and her consort
were preparing to leave the country.
969
00:53:40,427 --> 00:53:42,629
Hurry, hurry!
There isn't too much time.
970
00:53:42,662 --> 00:53:44,340
Hey, why don't you get some
sense into your noggin,
971
00:53:44,364 --> 00:53:46,166
and just you and me blow?
972
00:53:46,199 --> 00:53:48,344
We're going to the United States
to get hooked up, I tell you.
973
00:53:48,368 --> 00:53:49,802
That's not gonna save your life.
974
00:53:49,836 --> 00:53:52,348
That guy, Hyder Khan's got that jinx
of his spread all over the world.
975
00:53:52,372 --> 00:53:55,508
Oh, yeah? Let's see him
mess around in Brooklyn.
976
00:54:04,451 --> 00:54:05,661
Here comes Murder, Incorporated.
977
00:54:05,685 --> 00:54:07,220
Call me later.
978
00:54:17,230 --> 00:54:21,768
So, that is your plan!
Running away with this dog.
979
00:54:21,801 --> 00:54:24,671
I could show a dog a few things
about running right now.
980
00:54:24,704 --> 00:54:26,539
I'm not mixed-up
in this at all.
981
00:54:26,573 --> 00:54:29,309
I just work here. I'm just
tending the gardens. I...
982
00:54:29,342 --> 00:54:31,744
My, these tulips need pruning.
Have one?
983
00:54:31,778 --> 00:54:33,146
You lie to Kasim?
984
00:54:33,180 --> 00:54:34,714
No, but it's a big switch now.
985
00:54:34,747 --> 00:54:37,384
I gave her up. I'm on your side.
I'm your friend.
986
00:54:37,417 --> 00:54:39,786
They're ducking out on you,
the dirty double-crossers!
987
00:54:39,819 --> 00:54:43,323
What do you think
we ought to do with them?
988
00:54:43,356 --> 00:54:45,058
What is this?
989
00:54:49,229 --> 00:54:50,730
So, there's another one!
990
00:54:50,763 --> 00:54:52,532
That's nice going, Junior.
991
00:54:52,565 --> 00:54:54,734
Remind me to throw you a piece
of cheese in the morning.
992
00:54:54,767 --> 00:54:56,636
Kasim, I must say...
Silence!
993
00:54:56,669 --> 00:55:00,740
Who is this goat? This moon-faced
son of a one-eyed donkey?
994
00:55:00,773 --> 00:55:03,776
I wouldn't let him call me that
even if there is a resemblance.
995
00:55:03,810 --> 00:55:06,246
Listen here, big boy. Where do
you come off cutting in here?
996
00:55:06,279 --> 00:55:08,315
Go on. Go play cops and
robbers someplace else!
997
00:55:08,348 --> 00:55:10,350
Beat it, scat, shoo!
998
00:55:10,383 --> 00:55:12,828
Go on, now you tell him. Go ahead, slap
his teeth out. I'll hold your coat.
999
00:55:12,852 --> 00:55:14,354
Well, I'll hold your coat, too.
1000
00:55:14,387 --> 00:55:16,423
Kasim, please.
Please!
1001
00:55:16,456 --> 00:55:19,726
Quiet! You would dare
oppose the will of Kasim?
1002
00:55:19,759 --> 00:55:22,629
Oppose your will? I'll have you writing
one if you mess with me, Jack!
1003
00:55:22,662 --> 00:55:24,507
Now, you're talking. Go ahead.
Take a poke at him.
1004
00:55:24,531 --> 00:55:26,766
We're not afraid
of him. Are you?
1005
00:55:26,799 --> 00:55:29,136
Enough!
You are coming with me.
1006
00:55:29,169 --> 00:55:30,746
Caspa, take one of the
girls for yourself.
1007
00:55:30,770 --> 00:55:32,139
Now, just a minute here.
1008
00:55:32,172 --> 00:55:33,673
Okay, pal, I'm with you.
1009
00:55:33,706 --> 00:55:34,850
He says she's going with him.
1010
00:55:34,874 --> 00:55:36,776
Oh! She's going with him?
1011
00:55:36,809 --> 00:55:38,511
He says she's going with him.
1012
00:55:38,545 --> 00:55:40,713
He make joke.
Funny boy.
1013
00:55:40,747 --> 00:55:43,483
♪ Patty cake, patty cake,
baker's man!
1014
00:55:43,516 --> 00:55:44,851
♪ Bake a cake as...
1015
00:55:49,622 --> 00:55:52,759
Yes, sir, Junior!
That thing sure got around.
1016
00:55:52,792 --> 00:55:53,860
Yeah, and back to us.
1017
00:55:55,362 --> 00:55:57,364
Run! Run for your lives!
1018
00:56:20,387 --> 00:56:21,830
This way! Come on,
nipper, shake a slipper!
1019
00:56:21,854 --> 00:56:24,191
Okay, lover, head for cover!
1020
00:56:25,458 --> 00:56:27,394
Hurry!
Hurry!
1021
00:56:27,427 --> 00:56:30,897
Now, wait! You two girls
hide in there, quick! Hurry up!
1022
00:56:30,930 --> 00:56:32,732
No, no, no!
Not you!
1023
00:56:32,765 --> 00:56:34,301
We'll stay here
and hold them off.
1024
00:56:34,334 --> 00:56:35,802
Yeah, we'll hold them off.
1025
00:56:35,835 --> 00:56:38,405
Who, us? Who are you kidding?
Hold who off?
1026
00:56:38,438 --> 00:56:41,674
Let's spread out.
1027
00:56:41,708 --> 00:56:45,312
Two of you, that way. Search the tower!
Search the palace!
1028
00:56:50,483 --> 00:56:51,818
Two of you, in there.
1029
00:56:56,656 --> 00:56:58,458
Come on, now!
Search, you dogs! Search!
1030
00:56:58,491 --> 00:57:00,636
My white stallion to the man
who brings me their heads.
1031
00:57:00,660 --> 00:57:02,462
Come on, now!
1032
00:57:02,495 --> 00:57:05,798
They must learn what it means to
incur the wrath of Mullay Kasim.
1033
00:57:06,933 --> 00:57:07,934
They're not in here.
1034
00:57:07,967 --> 00:57:09,712
There's no trace of them.
Searched everywhere.
1035
00:57:09,736 --> 00:57:11,079
Highness, we cannot
find them in here.
1036
00:57:11,103 --> 00:57:13,773
They cannot be far. We must find
them and slit their throats.
1037
00:57:13,806 --> 00:57:15,007
Yes, Your Highness!
1038
00:57:15,041 --> 00:57:17,910
They shall die slowly. Their
tongues shall be ripped out!
1039
00:57:17,944 --> 00:57:20,780
Their ears shall be sliced
off and dried on sticks.
1040
00:57:26,253 --> 00:57:29,256
Search the corridors! We'll find them
if we have to tear down the palace!
1041
00:57:29,289 --> 00:57:30,857
Yes, Your Highness.
1042
00:59:17,764 --> 00:59:19,065
Call the men!
1043
00:59:21,033 --> 00:59:22,635
Stand up, you dog!
1044
00:59:22,669 --> 00:59:24,971
Oh, you thought you'd slip
through my fingers, huh?
1045
00:59:25,004 --> 00:59:27,940
Caspa, after him!
Get the horses ready!
1046
00:59:29,676 --> 00:59:32,087
I was just going for a broom to
sweep this stuff up, that's all.
1047
00:59:32,111 --> 00:59:34,414
Mullay Kasim will take
care of you in the desert!
1048
00:59:35,948 --> 00:59:37,550
Aunt Lucy!
1049
01:00:11,518 --> 01:00:14,554
I never thought I'd wind up
in a camel's snood!
1050
01:00:17,890 --> 01:00:20,427
A fine pal you are,
letting me give her up!
1051
01:00:20,460 --> 01:00:23,095
And all the time you knew
you weren't gonna die!
1052
01:00:23,129 --> 01:00:25,998
That's what's killing me.
You weren't gonna die!
1053
01:00:26,032 --> 01:00:27,900
Yeah, well, give me credit.
1054
01:00:27,934 --> 01:00:30,803
That's pretty hard to do,
beating you and the embalmer.
1055
01:00:43,450 --> 01:00:45,685
I feel like the morning mail.
1056
01:00:45,718 --> 01:00:47,454
RFD.
1057
01:00:47,487 --> 01:00:49,698
Look, they're leaving us! All
alone out here in the desert.
1058
01:00:49,722 --> 01:00:52,158
There's no food,
no water, no nothing!
1059
01:01:00,533 --> 01:01:02,044
Well, come on.
Let's start the sack race.
1060
01:01:02,068 --> 01:01:03,002
Where do we go?
1061
01:01:03,035 --> 01:01:05,204
Let's hop over the hill
and see what's doing.
1062
01:01:05,237 --> 01:01:08,140
Must be a gas station
somewhere around here.
1063
01:01:18,618 --> 01:01:19,895
Say, what are you
still hopping for?
1064
01:01:19,919 --> 01:01:21,521
We've been out of
those nets all day.
1065
01:01:21,554 --> 01:01:23,756
I know, but I want to
keep my watch going.
1066
01:01:23,790 --> 01:01:25,124
Say...
1067
01:01:25,157 --> 01:01:29,061
How did we get loose with our hands
and feet tied and everything?
1068
01:01:29,095 --> 01:01:31,864
If we told anybody,
they'd never believe it.
1069
01:01:31,898 --> 01:01:33,866
Oh! Let's not
tell them, huh?
1070
01:01:33,900 --> 01:01:35,835
Proceed.
1071
01:01:41,107 --> 01:01:43,209
See anything?
Nothing.
1072
01:01:43,242 --> 01:01:45,077
Come on.
Courage, boy!
1073
01:01:45,111 --> 01:01:47,847
"Courage," he says.
1074
01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:51,117
Look at that! You know what they
are, don't you? They're buzzards!
1075
01:01:51,150 --> 01:01:54,587
Yeah. They're carrying
finger bowls, too.
1076
01:01:54,621 --> 01:01:57,490
Fine way to end up,
a box lunch for a bird.
1077
01:01:58,157 --> 01:01:59,659
Turkey, look!
1078
01:02:01,661 --> 01:02:03,839
Hey, what's a drive-in doing
in the middle of the desert?
1079
01:02:03,863 --> 01:02:05,498
I'm no quiz kid.
Come on, let's eat!
1080
01:02:05,532 --> 01:02:07,033
Well, I'll force something.
1081
01:02:10,069 --> 01:02:12,071
Hey, toss us a couple
of mugs of java!
1082
01:02:12,104 --> 01:02:13,706
We got our own sugar.
1083
01:02:13,740 --> 01:02:16,008
Two tall double-dip hamburgers!
1084
01:02:16,042 --> 01:02:17,209
Not too well done, please.
1085
01:02:17,243 --> 01:02:19,646
And a couple of mile-high beers!
1086
01:02:19,679 --> 01:02:21,781
Hey, it's moving!
We better grab it.
1087
01:02:21,814 --> 01:02:22,915
Hey, come back!
1088
01:02:22,949 --> 01:02:25,017
Wait a minute! Hey!
Hey!
1089
01:02:28,154 --> 01:02:30,657
Hey, what's this "now you see
it, now you don't" stuff?
1090
01:02:30,690 --> 01:02:32,925
We might have known.
It's a mirage!
1091
01:02:32,959 --> 01:02:35,194
It sure was a good one.
I could even smell the onions.
1092
01:02:35,227 --> 01:02:36,829
Come on!
I'm getting out of here.
1093
01:02:36,863 --> 01:02:38,197
Yeah, me, too!
1094
01:02:44,036 --> 01:02:45,872
♪ Moonlight becomes you
1095
01:02:45,905 --> 01:02:47,907
Why, it's Shalmar!
1096
01:02:47,940 --> 01:02:52,579
♪ It goes with your hair
1097
01:02:52,612 --> 01:02:54,614
She must've been
visiting a gopher friend.
1098
01:02:54,647 --> 01:02:59,185
♪ You certainly know
the right thing to wear
1099
01:03:01,588 --> 01:03:06,092
♪ Moonlight becomes you
1100
01:03:06,125 --> 01:03:10,262
♪ I want you to know
1101
01:03:10,296 --> 01:03:14,767
♪ It's not just because
there's moonlight
1102
01:03:14,801 --> 01:03:21,774
♪ Although,
moonlight becomes you so
1103
01:03:24,844 --> 01:03:29,048
♪ Moonlight becomes you
1104
01:03:29,081 --> 01:03:32,218
♪ It goes with your hair
1105
01:03:32,251 --> 01:03:37,890
♪ You certainly know
the right thing to wear
1106
01:03:41,227 --> 01:03:46,198
♪ Moonlight becomes you
1107
01:03:46,232 --> 01:03:49,902
♪ I'm thrilled at the sight
1108
01:03:49,936 --> 01:03:55,307
♪ And I could get
so romantic tonight
1109
01:03:59,278 --> 01:04:03,182
♪ I'm all dressed up
to go dreaming
1110
01:04:03,215 --> 01:04:08,154
♪ Now don't tell me I'm wrong
1111
01:04:08,187 --> 01:04:11,958
♪ And what a night
to go dreaming
1112
01:04:11,991 --> 01:04:16,362
♪ Mind if I tag along?
1113
01:04:16,395 --> 01:04:21,067
♪ If I say I love you
1114
01:04:21,100 --> 01:04:24,971
♪ I want you to know
1115
01:04:25,004 --> 01:04:29,341
♪ It's not just because
there's moonlight
1116
01:04:29,375 --> 01:04:31,978
♪ I know
1117
01:04:32,011 --> 01:04:38,617
♪ Moonlight becomes you so
1118
01:04:45,191 --> 01:04:47,093
Shalmar needs a shave!
1119
01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:49,662
Well, that's an omen.
1120
01:04:49,696 --> 01:04:52,074
We've gotta find the girls and
save them from that wolf, Kasim.
1121
01:04:52,098 --> 01:04:53,399
Come on!
1122
01:04:58,237 --> 01:05:01,240
I don't know, pal.
I don't know whether I can make it.
1123
01:05:01,273 --> 01:05:03,943
My legs feel like they're cut
off near my Adam's apple.
1124
01:05:03,976 --> 01:05:05,945
I guess that kiss took too
much out of you, huh?
1125
01:05:05,978 --> 01:05:07,113
Yeah.
1126
01:05:07,947 --> 01:05:09,782
Come on.
Get aboard.
1127
01:05:11,283 --> 01:05:12,919
If I'm too heavy,
I'll throw my hat away.
1128
01:05:12,952 --> 01:05:15,321
Yeah. Leave your head
in it, huh?
1129
01:05:23,295 --> 01:05:26,132
Hey, come on!
Look! Water!
1130
01:05:26,165 --> 01:05:27,233
Water!
1131
01:05:35,074 --> 01:05:36,275
This is a bit of all right!
1132
01:05:36,308 --> 01:05:37,443
How about this!
Well!
1133
01:05:37,476 --> 01:05:39,278
What are you doing?
My radiator's dry.
1134
01:05:39,311 --> 01:05:41,814
One thing about it, where there's
water, there's life, people!
1135
01:05:41,848 --> 01:05:43,315
All we gotta do is
follow the stream.
1136
01:05:43,349 --> 01:05:45,184
Oh, there's a herring.
Come along, mister.
1137
01:05:46,418 --> 01:05:48,788
Come along! Come along!
Come along!
1138
01:05:57,229 --> 01:05:58,297
What do you make of it?
1139
01:05:58,330 --> 01:06:00,466
I don't know.
1140
01:06:00,499 --> 01:06:01,977
We'd better take it easy until we
find out just whose joint it is, huh?
1141
01:06:02,001 --> 01:06:04,036
It might be a camel motel.
1142
01:06:13,179 --> 01:06:15,347
Hey, those guys! Those are
Mullay Kasim's gorillas!
1143
01:06:15,381 --> 01:06:18,450
Yeah, and that joint
must be their hideout, huh?
1144
01:06:18,484 --> 01:06:20,495
Well, we gotta save the girls.
It's up to us now, Turkey.
1145
01:06:20,519 --> 01:06:22,521
We'll have to storm the place.
1146
01:06:22,554 --> 01:06:25,792
You storm.
I'll stay here and drizzle.
1147
01:06:25,825 --> 01:06:27,426
I got something that can't miss!
1148
01:06:27,459 --> 01:06:28,360
So have they. Guns!
1149
01:06:28,394 --> 01:06:30,797
Now, look. Now, listen
to every word, see.
1150
01:06:30,830 --> 01:06:31,907
We don't have to
wait for night, see.
1151
01:06:31,931 --> 01:06:33,365
We just go up
on the place and we...
1152
01:06:42,541 --> 01:06:43,575
There's no one.
1153
01:06:43,609 --> 01:06:46,212
I tell you, there were two
men in the horse lines.
1154
01:06:46,245 --> 01:06:47,389
When they ran away,
I shot at them.
1155
01:06:47,413 --> 01:06:50,282
Ah! You've been
drinking koolash again!
1156
01:06:58,124 --> 01:06:59,434
Do you think they know we're here?
1157
01:06:59,458 --> 01:07:01,393
We're still wearing
our heads, aren't we?
1158
01:07:01,427 --> 01:07:02,604
That was the dopiest idea
I've ever heard.
1159
01:07:02,628 --> 01:07:05,431
You thinking you could
skin a horse and put me inside.
1160
01:07:05,464 --> 01:07:07,366
How would I look being a horse?
1161
01:07:07,399 --> 01:07:09,301
Just the same.
1162
01:07:09,335 --> 01:07:10,913
Look, we gotta get back to where we
started from and wait till dark.
1163
01:07:10,937 --> 01:07:12,104
Let's go.
Okay.
1164
01:07:35,461 --> 01:07:38,430
I think we just went
through a red light.
1165
01:07:42,068 --> 01:07:43,311
I'd feel better
if we had a periscope.
1166
01:07:43,335 --> 01:07:45,513
Will you trust me? Now, I've got
a great sense of direction.
1167
01:07:45,537 --> 01:07:47,039
Go right.
1168
01:07:59,451 --> 01:08:00,319
You think we're still okay?
1169
01:08:00,352 --> 01:08:02,955
Sure, sure. We were
headed due north.
1170
01:08:02,989 --> 01:08:04,823
North, huh?
Yeah.
1171
01:08:06,325 --> 01:08:10,062
Don't look now, Junior,
but I think we're standing on a rug.
1172
01:08:22,174 --> 01:08:23,542
It is those pigs!
Orville!
1173
01:08:23,575 --> 01:08:26,645
Geoffrey, Orville! Don't stand there!
Hurry, run!
1174
01:08:26,678 --> 01:08:29,415
Take them outside and
bring me back their ears.
1175
01:08:29,448 --> 01:08:31,150
No, wait!
1176
01:08:31,183 --> 01:08:33,953
There must be no shedding of
blood on our wedding night.
1177
01:08:33,986 --> 01:08:36,422
Hey! Did you hear that?
"Wedding."
1178
01:08:36,455 --> 01:08:38,257
I stopped listening
when he said, "blood."
1179
01:08:38,290 --> 01:08:39,458
Lock them up!
1180
01:08:39,491 --> 01:08:41,460
Look out!
I just had this pressed!
1181
01:08:41,493 --> 01:08:43,562
Let's not be vulgar, bully!
1182
01:08:46,698 --> 01:08:49,501
A fine thing. First you
sell me for 200 bucks,
1183
01:08:49,535 --> 01:08:52,171
then I'm gonna marry the
Princess, then you cut in on me!
1184
01:08:52,204 --> 01:08:53,681
Then we're carried off
by a desert sheik,
1185
01:08:53,705 --> 01:08:55,283
now we're gonna have
our heads chopped off.
1186
01:08:55,307 --> 01:08:56,642
I know all that.
1187
01:08:56,675 --> 01:08:59,021
Yeah, but the people who came in
the middle of the picture don't!
1188
01:08:59,045 --> 01:09:01,213
You mean, they missed my song?
1189
01:09:08,487 --> 01:09:10,222
Who's that?
Who are they?
1190
01:09:10,256 --> 01:09:13,125
That's the great sheik
Neb Jolla and his men.
1191
01:09:13,159 --> 01:09:14,260
Friend of Kasim's?
1192
01:09:14,293 --> 01:09:16,328
No, the enemy of Kasim.
1193
01:09:16,362 --> 01:09:18,464
For 10 years,
they have been at war,
1194
01:09:18,497 --> 01:09:21,033
but tonight, Kasim has
invited him to his wedding
1195
01:09:21,067 --> 01:09:23,069
as a token of peace.
1196
01:09:23,102 --> 01:09:25,637
But I do not trust
either one of them.
1197
01:09:25,671 --> 01:09:28,240
Halt!
1198
01:09:28,274 --> 01:09:30,209
You ought to take something
for your throat.
1199
01:09:30,242 --> 01:09:31,677
What have you got there?
1200
01:09:31,710 --> 01:09:34,580
I've brought food for these men.
They have not eaten.
1201
01:09:34,613 --> 01:09:38,050
It cannot matter when it is
their last night to live.
1202
01:09:38,084 --> 01:09:41,053
Very well. Give it to
them through the window.
1203
01:09:42,121 --> 01:09:43,289
Any word from the governor?
1204
01:09:44,623 --> 01:09:45,757
Now, listen carefully.
1205
01:09:45,791 --> 01:09:48,027
In this bowl there's a magic
ring from the Princess.
1206
01:09:48,060 --> 01:09:49,628
With it, you can make
three wishes.
1207
01:09:49,661 --> 01:09:51,073
Perhaps it will
help us all to escape.
1208
01:09:51,097 --> 01:09:54,066
Oh, what good is a ring? Why didn't
you bake us a cake with a file in it?
1209
01:09:54,100 --> 01:09:56,668
The ring will not work
for everybody.
1210
01:09:56,702 --> 01:10:00,639
If we are fortunate, it might
work for you, Geoffrey.
1211
01:10:00,672 --> 01:10:01,873
Should it fail,
1212
01:10:01,907 --> 01:10:05,644
lift the jewel and inside you
will find poison, for two.
1213
01:10:07,746 --> 01:10:09,615
Here.
What is this talking?
1214
01:10:10,716 --> 01:10:12,484
Go on, be gone!
1215
01:10:14,786 --> 01:10:16,622
Goodbye, honey.
Don't forget to write.
1216
01:10:16,655 --> 01:10:19,625
Just send it to the Dead
Letter Office. Poison.
1217
01:10:24,396 --> 01:10:27,533
Three wishes.
All right, start the acka-muracas.
1218
01:10:27,566 --> 01:10:29,235
Come on, ring.
Oh, you ring.
1219
01:10:29,268 --> 01:10:31,737
Come on.
Get the four of us out of here.
1220
01:10:34,640 --> 01:10:36,375
Magic ring.
What does she think we are?
1221
01:10:36,408 --> 01:10:39,078
A couple of chowderheads?
1222
01:10:39,111 --> 01:10:40,746
No pictures, huh?
Nothing.
1223
01:10:40,779 --> 01:10:43,415
Well, get the poison pills.
Let's get it over with, huh?
1224
01:10:43,449 --> 01:10:45,617
Oh, in here, huh?
There they are.
1225
01:10:45,651 --> 01:10:48,187
Yeah.
1226
01:10:48,220 --> 01:10:50,632
Close your eyes, pal, and I'll shoot
you one of these concentrated mickeys.
1227
01:10:50,656 --> 01:10:52,634
Wait. Wait. What's the matter
with me shooting them to you?
1228
01:10:52,658 --> 01:10:54,402
Well, you don't want to fall and
get a big knot on your head.
1229
01:10:54,426 --> 01:10:55,603
I gotta stay behind
and hold you up.
1230
01:10:55,627 --> 01:10:57,696
No, no. I'll stay behind
and hold you up.
1231
01:10:57,729 --> 01:10:59,631
On me, huh?
Yeah.
1232
01:10:59,665 --> 01:11:02,034
Don't let me fall too hard.
Oh, no.
1233
01:11:03,669 --> 01:11:07,273
Set the table, Aunt Lucy.
There'll be two more for dinner.
1234
01:11:08,740 --> 01:11:10,409
Boy, I sure wish I had a drink.
1235
01:11:11,643 --> 01:11:14,080
Junior! Junior, it worked!
1236
01:11:14,113 --> 01:11:16,682
How about that? The magic
ring, it worked on you.
1237
01:11:16,715 --> 01:11:18,784
Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!
1238
01:11:30,762 --> 01:11:34,333
Jeff, I'm back! Jeff, I did it!
I'm back!
1239
01:11:34,366 --> 01:11:36,344
Boy! For a minute, I thought
I only had a one-way ticket!
1240
01:11:36,368 --> 01:11:38,504
Hey, hey!
Cut it out!
1241
01:11:38,537 --> 01:11:40,306
What am I doing, huh?
1242
01:11:40,339 --> 01:11:41,783
You know, I think I liked
you better the other way.
1243
01:11:41,807 --> 01:11:43,609
Yeah, well...
1244
01:11:43,642 --> 01:11:46,645
Well, you've used up our last wish.
We'll never get out of here.
1245
01:11:46,678 --> 01:11:48,780
Oh, stop worrying.
I'll think of something.
1246
01:11:48,814 --> 01:11:50,449
That's what I'm afraid of.
1247
01:11:50,482 --> 01:11:52,184
What's going on here?
1248
01:11:52,218 --> 01:11:54,586
Oh, nothing. Say, did anybody
ever escape from this jail?
1249
01:11:54,620 --> 01:11:57,156
Once, about a year ago,
two men got out.
1250
01:11:57,189 --> 01:11:59,691
Oh, yeah? Tell me, chum,
how'd they do it?
1251
01:11:59,725 --> 01:12:01,760
It was an accident.
1252
01:12:01,793 --> 01:12:04,239
To light a cigarette, I placed my
rifle in the window like this.
1253
01:12:04,263 --> 01:12:06,365
Hello.
Oh, interesting.
1254
01:12:06,398 --> 01:12:07,733
And then what happened?
1255
01:12:07,766 --> 01:12:09,311
One of the fellows reached
through the window,
1256
01:12:09,335 --> 01:12:10,845
grabbed the rifle
and pointed it at me.
1257
01:12:10,869 --> 01:12:12,738
Oh, you mean, like this?
1258
01:12:12,771 --> 01:12:15,707
Exactly! Except that he put
it right up against my head.
1259
01:12:15,741 --> 01:12:17,709
You mean, like this.
1260
01:12:17,743 --> 01:12:19,545
Yes! Yes!
What's wrong?
1261
01:12:19,578 --> 01:12:20,846
Put them up!
What?
1262
01:12:20,879 --> 01:12:22,324
You heard me!
Come on, give us those keys!
1263
01:12:22,348 --> 01:12:23,882
Hurry, or we'll spread you.
1264
01:12:23,915 --> 01:12:26,518
Ahmed, we have done it again!
1265
01:13:34,820 --> 01:13:36,788
Say, I don't get this setup.
What's frying?
1266
01:13:36,822 --> 01:13:38,424
I'm cooking up
some small sabotage here.
1267
01:13:38,457 --> 01:13:41,436
We'll have them at one another's throats
in no time. A little internal dissension.
1268
01:13:41,460 --> 01:13:44,463
Oh, I get it. Divide and conquer.
Brother against brother.
1269
01:13:44,496 --> 01:13:45,773
Yeah.
Sort of an Arabian Gestapo?
1270
01:13:45,797 --> 01:13:48,867
You've got it, Tyrone.
Hasn't missed yet.
1271
01:13:48,900 --> 01:13:51,370
Then we grab
the gals and cut out.
1272
01:13:51,403 --> 01:13:52,614
Here, hold this a minute,
will you?
1273
01:13:52,638 --> 01:13:53,839
Allez!
1274
01:14:05,251 --> 01:14:06,361
What are you gonna do with that?
1275
01:14:06,385 --> 01:14:07,953
Look and learn.
1276
01:14:15,861 --> 01:14:17,429
Hey, what are doing?
Making reefers?
1277
01:14:17,463 --> 01:14:19,598
This'll give them that lift.
1278
01:14:20,799 --> 01:14:22,234
I got a pip.
1279
01:14:52,063 --> 01:14:54,032
What now?
1280
01:14:54,065 --> 01:14:56,868
Brilliant! Good boy.
Where's the dribble-glass?
1281
01:14:56,902 --> 01:14:59,371
Here. Slip them
the drip, drip.
1282
01:15:19,891 --> 01:15:23,595
Neb Jolla, so great is my joy tonight
that I wish to share it with you.
1283
01:15:23,629 --> 01:15:26,465
May our tribes live together
in peace for 1,000 years!
1284
01:15:26,498 --> 01:15:28,434
My hand on that, Kasim.
1285
01:15:28,467 --> 01:15:32,003
You are fortunate indeed to win the
love of so beautiful a princess.
1286
01:15:32,037 --> 01:15:35,307
She cannot wait
for my kisses upon her lips.
1287
01:15:35,341 --> 01:15:37,343
Can you, my dove?
1288
01:15:37,376 --> 01:15:40,512
Kasim, you shall soon know
how I feel about you.
1289
01:15:41,680 --> 01:15:43,515
There, you hear?
Yeah.
1290
01:15:50,656 --> 01:15:53,959
I drink to my friend
who was my enemy,
1291
01:15:53,992 --> 01:15:56,895
and to the eternal peace
that has come between us.
1292
01:16:01,400 --> 01:16:03,068
I drink to that,
1293
01:16:03,101 --> 01:16:06,071
and also to the beauty
of my bride-to-be.
1294
01:16:17,983 --> 01:16:20,686
My apologies, O Great Sheik.
It's an accident.
1295
01:16:20,719 --> 01:16:21,929
There must be
a hole in the goblet.
1296
01:16:21,953 --> 01:16:23,722
Yes, I see there is!
1297
01:16:23,755 --> 01:16:25,824
I trust you do not do this as a joke?
Do you?
1298
01:16:25,857 --> 01:16:28,627
No, my friend,
my very dear friend!
1299
01:16:30,061 --> 01:16:31,897
Happy Fourth of July.
1300
01:16:55,654 --> 01:16:59,491
Kasim, what is the meaning of this?
What's going on here?
1301
01:16:59,525 --> 01:17:01,860
My friend, I give you
my assurances.
1302
01:17:01,893 --> 01:17:03,862
Eat, drink, music!
1303
01:17:03,895 --> 01:17:05,664
Let us all be like brothers.
1304
01:17:15,106 --> 01:17:17,709
Do you bring us here to
make fools of us? Do you?
1305
01:17:17,743 --> 01:17:19,611
I tell you, this is
no doing of mine.
1306
01:17:19,645 --> 01:17:21,447
Be of good faith.
There will be no more.
1307
01:17:25,951 --> 01:17:29,521
Kasim, when will
these outrages cease?
1308
01:17:29,555 --> 01:17:31,590
Neb Jolla, please, patience.
1309
01:17:31,623 --> 01:17:35,160
I humble myself
at your feet in apology.
1310
01:17:35,193 --> 01:17:36,995
Come, come, sit down.
1311
01:17:38,897 --> 01:17:41,833
This is the screwiest picture
I was ever in!
1312
01:18:09,828 --> 01:18:12,607
At the word from our master, for these
insults, we would tear you to shreds!
1313
01:18:12,631 --> 01:18:15,066
But, believe us. We are
as mystified as you.
1314
01:18:15,100 --> 01:18:17,035
We came here to eat,
not to be mystified!
1315
01:18:17,068 --> 01:18:18,637
That's right.
1316
01:18:22,708 --> 01:18:24,242
Do not trust him.
1317
01:18:24,275 --> 01:18:27,112
His is an empty
gesture of friendship.
1318
01:18:39,024 --> 01:18:41,226
Neb Jolla, I am at a loss
to understand!
1319
01:18:41,259 --> 01:18:43,662
Kasim, why do you persist on
playing these pranks?
1320
01:18:43,695 --> 01:18:46,965
It's just as much a surprise
to us, as it is to you.
1321
01:18:46,998 --> 01:18:48,700
Please forget about
the whole thing.
1322
01:18:48,734 --> 01:18:50,144
Your Highness,
I give you my assurance...
1323
01:18:50,168 --> 01:18:53,104
I am trying to control myself,
1324
01:18:53,138 --> 01:18:55,774
but my patience cannot last!
1325
01:18:55,807 --> 01:18:56,842
Neb Jolla, I tell you...
1326
01:19:03,181 --> 01:19:05,083
I'm on fire!
1327
01:19:05,116 --> 01:19:06,217
Water, water!
1328
01:19:06,251 --> 01:19:07,953
I am on fire!
1329
01:19:09,588 --> 01:19:12,223
Enough, enough!
This is war!
1330
01:19:20,065 --> 01:19:21,266
Fire! Fire!
1331
01:19:23,602 --> 01:19:25,503
This means war!
1332
01:19:45,156 --> 01:19:47,659
When I see how
silly people behave,
1333
01:19:47,693 --> 01:19:50,128
I'm glad I'm a camel.
1334
01:19:50,161 --> 01:19:52,831
Oh, I'm glad you're a
camel, too, Mabel!
1335
01:20:13,985 --> 01:20:15,286
Hurry up!
1336
01:20:16,722 --> 01:20:19,090
Let's go! Come on.
I'll race you!
1337
01:20:32,838 --> 01:20:35,874
You know, this thing pinches me a little.
You got another one?
1338
01:20:35,907 --> 01:20:37,809
Yeah.
1339
01:20:37,843 --> 01:20:39,253
It won't be long before we're
seeing little old New York.
1340
01:20:39,277 --> 01:20:41,179
Three long years we've
been waiting to get back.
1341
01:20:41,212 --> 01:20:43,390
Yep! I'm gonna grab a piece of
the good old USA and eat it.
1342
01:20:43,414 --> 01:20:45,316
Something down
around New Orleans.
1343
01:20:45,350 --> 01:20:47,986
You know, Geoffrey,
I get the strangest feeling
1344
01:20:48,019 --> 01:20:50,188
that we've been through
all of this before.
1345
01:20:50,221 --> 01:20:52,090
Looks like I trapped you again.
1346
01:20:52,123 --> 01:20:54,035
And, get me! This time I'm
bringing home the bacon, too.
1347
01:20:54,059 --> 01:20:55,193
And what a slab!
1348
01:20:55,226 --> 01:20:57,028
Orville!
Then the answer's yes?
1349
01:20:57,062 --> 01:20:59,064
Yes, but don't think I'm
marrying you for her money.
1350
01:20:59,097 --> 01:21:00,799
Why are you marrying me?
1351
01:21:00,832 --> 01:21:02,734
I'll think of something.
1352
01:21:02,768 --> 01:21:04,245
Say, I want the Statue of
Liberty to be proud of me,
1353
01:21:04,269 --> 01:21:07,205
so I think I'll powder my nose.
1354
01:21:07,238 --> 01:21:08,206
I don't think it'll help.
1355
01:21:08,239 --> 01:21:11,076
♪ Moonlight becomes you
1356
01:21:11,109 --> 01:21:13,344
♪ It goes with your hair
1357
01:21:28,894 --> 01:21:31,296
I can't go on!
1358
01:21:31,329 --> 01:21:35,033
No food, no water!
It's all my fault.
1359
01:21:35,066 --> 01:21:37,803
We're done for.
It's got me!
1360
01:21:37,836 --> 01:21:40,906
I can't stand it!
No food, no nothing!
1361
01:21:40,939 --> 01:21:42,841
No food, no water!
1362
01:21:43,274 --> 01:21:44,642
No food!
1363
01:21:47,779 --> 01:21:49,781
What's the matter
with you, anyway?
1364
01:21:49,815 --> 01:21:52,383
There's New York. We'll be
picked up in a few minutes!
1365
01:21:52,417 --> 01:21:54,219
You had to open your big mouth
1366
01:21:54,252 --> 01:21:56,321
and ruin the only good scene
I got in the picture.
1367
01:21:56,354 --> 01:21:58,289
I might have won
an Academy Award!
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