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Ivory Coast, Algeria, China, Israel...
we have it all

Four countries is a lot.
- We promised our sons-in-law.

You're right.
Let's do this and stop talking about it.

We wouldn't have to do this if our
daughters hadn't married French guys.

Please, Claude.

The Asian community has now
become the target of aggression...

There we go. This country is getting
too dangerous for the Chinese.

No, no, no...

Listen, Karine.
Tell Mrs. Zitouni...

to stop calling me.
And that's final.

Defend a woman in a burka once,
and now they're all lining up:

burkas, burkinis...
It's like a Pakistani madrassa.

Is the part not right?
- It is.

I'm a dealer again.
He's just 'black guy'.

Lazy French screenwriters.
- But you have Omar Sy.

Omar Sy? He's the only one.
It's a wasteland for everybody else.

I've done enough victims. We'll be rich.
- The banks came through?

We're drowning in proposals.

The investors are lining up.
- Like who?

'Like who?'
It doesn't matter who.

Why not?
- Details...

Are you a banker?
- Not me. And now I'm worried.

We all gave you 10.000 euros.

I'm getting the impression that you guys
don't trust me. Thenj just say so.

Do you want to be rich or remain a loser?
- You're the only loser.

We trust you, David.

Take care of Clovis.
- Don't worry.

Are you posting photos on my Facebook?
- Your Facebook?

The pastor installed it.
And Twitter and Amstragram.

I'm a grandmother 2.0.

Are you alright, Ségolène?

Someone made an offer
on one of my paintings.

That's great.

Who'd ever...
I mean: who's the buyer?

Some Chinese guy from China.

He fell for one of my works
through my website.

Hanged old woman.
- I remember that one.

One of my favorites.
- I'll tell Chao.

He'll probably already know.
- Oh?

Must be one of his cousins,
to cheer her up a bit.

She had a rough time.
- She was born depressed.

When I was pregnant with her
we went to see The Exorcist.

Your mother is here.

Do you want to speak with her?
- You're frightening me.

I miss you, Coco.
- I miss you too, Viviane.

Check it out.
Do you know where I am?

The swimming pool where we first met.

Kiss me.
- Right now?

Yes, right now. Come on.

Give me the computer,
I have to talk to Verneuil.

You'll never find a husband sitting
behind that thing all day long.

Viviane, hey...

Where's the wifi?

Something against malaria, diarrhea...

Something against mosquitos.
- Claude?

My father wants to speak with you on Skype.

If he's on about his ham again
I'll give him a piece of my mind.

You're pregnant. Great.

Five months, she's getting bigger.

He'll be enormous.
- Did you come up with a name yet?

We're working on it.
- How about André.

Like his grandfather.
- No.

What do you want now?
- You'll be here tonight around 11.

I told you that yesterday.
- Don't forget my ham?

Look. Happy?

I need to finish packing.

Marie, we'lre going to miss our train.

I'll take you to the station.
- Thanks.

EOnce a kiss-ass, always a kiss-ass.
"I'll take you to the station."

Time's up. We're leaving.

Bye, Claude.
- Damnit, the ham.

If my dad doesn't get his ham...
- Holiday ruined.

Oh no. That damn dog...

Verneuil, my ham.

I can't hear you. Too much interference.

BON DIEU 2!

FOUR WEEKS LATER

Not the best of neighbourhoods.
- It's a fancy one.

It's worse there.
Scum doesn't mug other scum.

What kind of car is that?
- I am the Wolf of Wall Street.

Easy, it's leased.
I'm not driving a rental.

Don't you read Donald Trump?
- I don't like his ideas.

But in business he's the best.
A real Harry Potter.

Come on, let's go.

Gentlemen, this is Reubio's headquarters.
- Incredible.

It even has an intercom system.
Great for security.

Isn't it too expensive?
- 2000 a month. A bargain.

Sounds too expensive.

This is our assistant, Gisèle.

Bom dia, Senhores.
- She's Brasilian.

Gisele, this is our business plau.

The business plan.

She's Neymar's niece.
She can get tickets to the matches.

Can she do anything else?
- I wouldn't have hired her if she couldn't.

She studied economics
at the University of Guadalajara.

Her second master.

Isn't that in Mexico?
- Details. Gentlemen...

I'm opening this first special meeting...

of the board of directors of Reubio.

Why 'special'?
- It's a business expression. Let's get to work.

To sum it up: in two years,
Reubio will run the French market...

for halal bio-consumables.

In five years, Europe.
And after that:

Indonesia.
A market of 200 million muslims.

200 million?
- At least.

But first, we need to take risks
and make leaps.

What does that meane?
- What I said, make leaps.

Leaps over obstacles.

Say what you mean for a change.
I thought we had a lot of offers.

Alright...

That's a bit less now.

Investors in this country have no balls.
But all's not lost.

I'm in touch with a Greek bank.
- A Greek bank?

The Papalopoulos bank.
- Are you kidding?

Don't be so negative.
It's nothing, just a bump in the road.

If my first ever bumps you...
- Relax.

A Mercedes, fancy office, that secretary.

And you want me to relax?
- Don't worry.

We need to reach inside
and see the big picture.

Like Trump.

How much?
- Double: 20.000 each.

I'm out.
- I don't like this.

I'm expecting a baby.
- So I see.

The rats are leaving the ship.
A true French mentality.

What does that mean?
- Shortsighted.

I'll show you?
- Rachid...

Forget abouth that Greek bank
and give me back my money.

No problem, every last cent.

You too I suppose?
- Absolutely.

I'm still expecting that baby.
- Get out.

Now, I have to run a company.
- You're an idiot.

Steve Jobs had to work hard at first.
He didn't come up with that iPhone overnight.

He had to work hard.

Not all jews have a sixth sense
for business.

As long as he gives me back my money.

My dad always said,
never go into business with family.

A real Frenchmen would have scratched him.
- Drop dead.

I can't go on. I want to go home.
- We'll be in France in an hour.

What a drag, all this traveling.
- Never again.

I promise.
- Which country was most...

Tough question.

Welcome to Charles de Gaulle airport.

Finally, we're home.

Not yet. Customs first.

Excuse me.

Let's get to Chinon.
- What are you doing?

Twittering that we're back.
- We'll miss the train.

No need to hurry. There's no trains.
- Why not?

They're on strike. It'll be three months.

We must be in France again.
Great.

Look at those green pastures.
How peaceful.

Touraine is France's orchard.
Our Garden of Eden.

Our insects are nicer than
the African ones too.

That's a lot of them.

Stop, stop. Stop, please.

Hi girls. I'm happy to see you.
I've missed you.

Claude, the meter's running.
- Yes, it is indeed.

Two minutes.
Smell the cow turds. I'm alive!

It's giving me an appetite.
- Let's get some real French food.

Cheese, meat, a bottle of wine.
That green tea...

Can I have the liver paste?
- You'll enjoy this.

I've had it. It's great.

Who is that?
- Must be our daughters.

Don't answer. They'll ask all about
our awful trips.

We'll call them later.
We need to relax first.

Nice program about François I.
- Impressive

What's the problem, honey?

It's over, Odile.
- We are?

No, France, this stinking country.

Dead.
- You were attacked?

No, the Reubio-meeting was a disaster.
I'm shutting it down.

Stop yelling, you're scaring him.
- Sorry honey, come here.

Sorry, sweetheart.

Your dad is angry with uncle Rachid,
uncle Chao and uncle Charles.

They have tiny little balls.
This small.

Interested in nunchakus?

I suppose you'll start about
machetes with black guys?

Why would I want nunchakus?
- Because you're looking at them.

That's right. I'll take them.
And two throwing stars.

What's up?

Do you think I'm a loser?
- Not at all, honey.

You've seen too many movies.
Real life is a lot more complex.

I have faith in you. You will succeed.
- Let's leave France.

Where would we go?
- New York.

New York?

It's the place to be business-wise.
And there's a lot of jews.

Why not Israel,
more jews there.

Would you want to?

Of course. I'll have to become a jew first,
I only have three years to go.

I'm not waiting another three years.

I could finish there.
Even better.

What did I miss.
- How was your trip?

Rachid's parents enjoyed seeing you.

So did we. It was good.

And?

No stories?
- Sunday, when we're all here.

I have so many stories
about my trips.

I have to go now.

I need to be in court at four.
Another sexual intimidation case.

That's all there is these days.
Pigs are falling like flies.

Bye honey.
- See you later.

Isn't dad back yet?
- He'still at the office.

This is the big day.
He's selling his share of the business.

Dad retiring. That's awkward.
Aren't you worried?

I am.

And finally: I am proud to
have been able to work with you.

Even you, Jean-Pierre.
And you, Guy, my loyal employee...

I'm counting on this company
surviving into the 22nd century.

Aren't you scared of retirement?
- Not at all.

I'm going to enjoy life,
together with my family...

And most of all, my passion:
the histoiry of France and Touraine.

I'm going to starta biography
of the great poet Alfred Tonnellé.

He died of typhoid at an early age.
Did you know he was from around here?

No, I didn't.
I don't know who Alfred Tonnellé is either.

NYou don't? You should study him.
He was a great mountain climber.

Nothing again?
- No.

That biography is really necessary.
It will rock the publishing world.

To Tonnellé, and to poetry.

A nice cheque,
enough to last another 30 years.

That's all I want.

I'm retiring as well.
- Really? Great!

Who will take your place?
- They haven't decided yet.

The store may be moved to Saumur.

That's the problem in little towns like Chinon.
There's nothing except the tourists.

Everyone leaves, especially the young people.
The Avilex plant is closing down as well.

Avilex? What a shame.

It's the last big plant around.

Everything ends.

What are we gonna say about our trip?
I don't wanna offend them.

I'll take care of that.
- Watch out.

And be politically correct.
- Of course.

The customs check at Tel Aviv airport
took at least four hours.

I thought I'd be getting circumcised.
Just kidding.

You're not upset, are you David?
- Not at all. I'm used to it.

They don't kid around. They're tense.
- What do you mean, tense?

There's tensions in the region.
You didn't know?

I loved it there.
The Church of the Nativity, magnificent.

But that's on the West bank.
- Isn't that Israel?

No, that's Palestine.

Are you upset by the word Palestine, David?
- No.

Not at all. I call it the West Bank.
Cis-Jordania.

There's some obvious tensions.
- And the Wailing Wall?

We're not wailers.

No, it was too hot that day.
It was like an oven.

I went for a refreshing swim
in the Dead Sea.

You should hurry.
There's more salt than water there.

I saw your mother shrivel up
like an old cucumber.

Sorry, but you've been sweating.

I did. Like an ox.

And Algeria?
- I thought it was beautiful.

Algiers is a magnificent city.

Strange, isn't it?
- If you go to a suburb here...

it's kif-kif, as you say.

That's humour, Rachid. Irony.

If it was humour, we'd be laughing.

It doesn't bother me.
I don't like political correctness.

I meant, there's no mass tourism
like in Tunesia or Morocco.

It's authentic.
- That's true.

In the basilica of Algiers
we were all alone.

I'm not surprised.

Did you see anything else?

We saw the Corniche.
All those Hausmann houses.

Not everything colonial was bad.
Architecturally speaking.

Your parents invited us to dinner.
We were received like kings.

Algerians are tremendously hospitable.

Not all. Some beards didn't
look all that friendly.

Don't worry. Tourists won't be
flooding Algeria any time soon.

And China?
- China, where to begin?

I could say so much about China.
Right, dear?

About China.

Very surprising.
A shock to the senses.

Bejing has pollution
and people who spit on you.

They spat on you?
- My shoes. Not on purpose.

He was aiming for the sidewalk.
But it's not nice.

Other than that, you had a good time?
- Very pleasant.

Just the taxis smelled of garlic.

That's against evil spirits.

It chases away more customers
than evil spirits..

You need a strong stomach.
- And short toes. It's so crowded.

Over a billion people.
It's suffocating.

No smiles anymore, Chao?

Your mother got sick
in the Forbidden City.

A horrible diarrhea.
We saw nothing.

Because of the larvae.

Larvae?
- Yes, from Wangfujing market.

I just had to taste them.
They were disgusting.

The liver pat's isn't much better.
- It is actually.

And those century eggs... The smell.

The spitting and those old eggs,
that's the China of old.

Maybe, but it's still there.
We've seen it.

I did like Africa.
I can't wait to go back.

Not right now, some day.

We did need some time.
Abidjan was exhausting.

The party kept us up all night.
- The party?

Of the Ivorians.
- Which ones?

All of them.
- What kind of cliche is that?

I'm exagerrating. There's probably some
who do sleep at night.

But when it comes to a party,
they're world champions.

How dod things go with my father?
- Fine. He didn't say a word for three days.

That smells great, what is it?
- I don't know this. Just rice?

My uncle had me make this,

Usually, the rice is a side dish
to go with the ham.

Are you going to go on about that?
- As long as is needed.

I'll get some kedjenou.
That's good.

You stay here.
And keep quiet.

Give me some of that.

Things worked out eventually.
But your mother did get sick.

Suddenly.
African bacteria, right?

She went down hard.
- They're very virulent.

You came back alive.
- It's a miracle.

We need to get going.
It's a long drive.

Is that new?
It looks like a vamnpire.

No, it's a self portrait.

Nice.
- Beautiful.

Why get up so early?
- To write.

A writer needs discipline.

Then you don't need to retire.

What's that ridiculous thing you're wearing?
- My Chinese pyjamas. I got them in Bejing.

A beautiful day.

There. And don't show yourself
before 11 AM.

And now for us, Alfred.

Chapter one.

Welcome to Israel.

Master...
- What is it?

A woman in your office.
You know, with a...

Mrs. Zitouni, I don't do
any burka-cases anymore.

I am not Mrs. Zitouni.
- Then who are you?

Mrs. Beladje.
Mrs. Zitouni gave me your name.

'I don't speak Hebrew.'
A woman then says:

And a man says:

'I don't understand.'
A woman says:

And the man says:

This is hard.
I don't understand any of it.

I thought you knew Hebrew.
- Old Hebrew. With hieroglyphics.

Let's do our alia,
and not go to Club Med.

Your mother.

Charles Kofi, I am here to audition.
- Have a seat.

They didn't give me a script.

Don't worry.
You're working in a super market.

Just after this, you hear...
And then you get killed by a white guy.

That's the part. Sit down.

Damn typhoid.

I brought you a plum pie.

I asked you not to disturb me. You don't
interrupt a write when he's working.

I'll leave it over here.
- I'm not hungry.

Keep going, my little Balzac.

Hey China man. Your money.
- You're insane, Chao.

Don't you read the papers?

The Chinese are always getting mugged.
- Do you carry any money?

20 euros. You're cheap.

You're idiots.

You wanted to see us?
- Yes, have a seat.

I want to pay off my debts
before I move to Israel.

To Israel? Are you crazy?
- Not at all.

All the French are useless.
- What will you do? Sell halal food to jews?

No, Reubio is over.

I have an idea.
- An idea?

The idea.
But I don't like talking about it yet.

Just give me a cheque.
- Please.

Good accounts make good in-laws.

What's this? Where's the cheque?

The cheque is for later.
This is an IOU.

We get a piece of paper
and he runs off to Israel.

They don't extradite to France.
- What do you mean?

I'm not running off,
I'm moving there with my family.

It's an official document.
- Bernard Madoff always signed everything.

Hey, it's me, David.
Your brother-in-law. Family.

I don't steal from family.
- Madoff did.

Are you all anti semites?
- Look, blackmail with anti semitism.

Good evening. What can I do for you?

Coke.
- Coke.

Beer.
- Pastis.

Two coke, one beer.
And a small yellow one for you.

Is that funny?
You said 'small yellow one'. With a smile.

I don't think so.
- You said 'small yellow one' on purpose.

Why didn't you say 'pastis'?
That's what I asked for.

I don't have time for this.

Did you see that?
I'll complain to Craaf.

What's that?
- The French Asian Council.

What an ugly name.
Like Craaf Paper.

Is it craaf, doctor?

Nothing worse than CRIF of CRAN.
- What's that?

France's Black's Council.

That's a nice name.
It reminds me of a newspaper headline.

And for the Arabs?
- They never agreed on anything.

Would you ever leave France?
- I don't know.

I love this country,
but it's not easy here.

They call me a terrorist
when I'm wearing a sweater.

Leave it open.
- I am.

Every winter my balls freeze off.

Damn, it's starting to rain.

This country has a shit climate.

In Tel Aviv it's 25 degrees.

Philippe Torreton is playing Othello.

So?
- Othello is a black guy.

Torreton is white. So how does that work?
With a blackface?

You're telling me.
I don't know who Othello and Torreton are.

A torreton against the rain would be nice.

China?
- Yes, I have a great resumé.

I speak French, English, Chinese.
I can get a job at any bank.

Stop.
- I'm not done yet.

I said stop. We're leaving right now.

I'll go in here.
Where they understand my art.

I'll protect you.
No need to be afraid.

It's for the collection.

Marie, how are you?
- Fine, pastor.

And the family?
- I'm a happy grandmother.

All the diversity, I love it.
- That's good.

You can test this thing.
Can I have your ATM card?

For the collection?
- I'll charge you 10 euro.

For the next mass.
Is this contactless?

What are you waiting for?
You need to go with the times.

What is it?
Are you seeing the Virgin Mary?

It's Arash, our Afghan refugee.
He fled the Taliban.

His appartment isn't done yet.
Now he sleeps here, in the cold.

Poor thing.

Can't he stay in your big house?
- Excuse me?

A month at most.
He's very friendly.

He looks friendly.

And he'll do the yard for you.
Arash, the gardener.

No, I am a teacher.
- Of course, Arash. Teacher.

Who is that guy?
- This is Arash.

Of the Taliban.
He's staying for a while.

The Taliban?
- No, I ran away from them.

Excuse me, that's not the same.

But the result is the same. No.
Why is this happening to us?

Is there a problem, madam?
- Not at all.

He can stay in the garden shed.
He won't bother anyone.

I'm working here.
- We know.

Nice house.

Toasting with water is no fun.

I was offered a job in Bombay.

In India?

There's more viruses there than in Afrika.

My company wants to move there.,
It's a big opportunity

And what about my career?
- Just kidding. I'm going to refuse.

I'm not going to force you.

See? 45 euro a glass.
Good thing you're pregnant.

And what if he is a Taliban?
- Who?

Arash.

There's terrorists who
pretend to be refugees.

In his country he was a teacher.

Do you have any evidence?
Did you speak to the principal in Kabul?

Don't always assume the worst.
He's very sympathetic.

Now let me twitter some more.
I'm working on something.

Have a leak. Don't come back
before dinner.

Honey, honey, honey...
- What?

That guy, Arash. He's praying.
Like Allah akbar.

That's how muslims pray.

I know. But he seemed obsessed.
Like he was on a mission.

Go see a therapist.
You're not doing so well.

And take off those pyjamas.
It's like sleeping with Mao.

Master...
- What now, Karine?

Mr. Martineau wants an appointment.

Martineau, are you sure?
- Yes.

He'll be here at four.
- Martineau.

I'm beat.
I've been studying all night.

I can make a speech in the Knesset.

Could you repeat that slowly?

Get some bread.

You're using big words on purpose.
- 'Get some bread', is that too hard?

I get it. Get some bread.

We're not done yet.

Mr. Martineau is here.
- Of course. Send him in.

Salam aleikum.

Aleikum salam.

Have a seat.

What can I do for you.
- My wife was kicked out of the swimming pool...

because she was wearing a burkini.
I want to file a complaint.

We need to talk.

I didn't go to college to discuss
things with idiots.

I've had enough of this country.
I need to work a lot harder than men.

Then let's leave.
- And go where?

I was thinking Algeria,
but you might not want that.

No, that's not logical.

You said you'd follow me anywhere.
- During our wedding night.

You didn't mean that?
- I did.

You're talking about Algeria.
- Things there are changing.

Life is getting better.
The Algerian dolce vita.

The Algerian dolce vita.
You're exagerrating.

They even have feminists.
- In Algeria?

You could do something for women there.
There's nothing to be done here.

You're kidding I hope.
- No, what I mean is...

there's a lot of demand for lawyers.
I mean it, Isabelle.

No one defends Algerian women.

You have heard of the
bikini revolution?

The bikini revolution?

Now what?

The kids are coming over for Easter.

All of them?

Put some effort into this, Claude.
You know how much this means to me.

It does for me to. But I need some peace
and quiet to write this biography.

What's that?

Lawn mower engine getting hot.

He blew it up.
- Poor kid.

Nothing?
- Nothing. The market's dead.

And the crack dealer?
- He's an Arab now.

I'm trying here.
I turned down amateur drama for this.

Did you tell your parents about Israwl?
- We're doing that this weekend.

It'll be clear.

It's going to be a special weekend.

Fortunately Laure en Charles are staying.
That would have been a shock.

With our marriages,
they're used to this.

A little repeat shot.

One, two, three, long live Algeria

Bollywood is creating
thousands of movies a year.

And not a single black guy.
There's no competition.

Maybe this won't be for nothing.
- How come?

There's no blacks there.
- I'll be the first.

We need to take our lives in our own hands.
You get nothing for free.

How will you do that?

Gandhi said: Live life,
it's not a problem to be solved.

We're here, sweetheart.
- At grandma's?

Who is that?

What kind of psychopath is that?
- I'm scared.

Wait.
- Whare are you doing?

What's going on?
- The Chinese guy attacked me.

What did you attack poor Arash, Chao?

Arash?
- Yes, Arash.

An immigrant who does the yard
in exchange for room and board.

I'm going back to the kitchen.

Do you have any guns?
- I need to protect myself.

France is getting to be too dangerous.
- You're dangerous. We need to leave here.

Come on girls. Everything's fine.

What did grandma make for dessert?

Chocolate mousse.

Who wants some?
- Me.

OK, we agree. We're not telling them
until after dinner.

Laure, will you back us up?
- Of course.

I'm leaving too.
- Why? Who's leaving?

Charles and me, to Bombay.

When did you decide that?
- On the way over.

You can't do that to mom and dad.
- It will kill them.

You can't abandon them.
- Are you guys crazy?

First you wouldn't let me marry Charles,
and now I can't go away?

Of course not. You're the youngest.
You have responsibilities.

What kind?
- To stay.

Dinner's ready.
I'm so glad to see all of you.

I've missed you so much.
- We missed you too.

I'm going back to my rack of lamb.

What?

My farewell present turned out to be
a cruise for two to Tahiti.

You can't refuse.
- Your mother doesn't want to travel.

Traded for coupons for
the most beautiful spots in France.

You can really find happiness
in this country.

No matter what they say...

we're spoiled.
- Don't you agree?

Don't take it personally,
but I have issues with France.

And so Odile and I have decided
to move to Israel.

You're leaving
- Yes, mom. We're leaving.

And so are we.
- Who's leaving?

Isabelle, Laure and me.

All to Israel?
- No.

Chao and I will be leaving for China.
- China?

We're going to Algeria.
- You've gone completely mad.

This country is changing.
Never heard of the bikini revolution?

The bikini revolution?
What's that?

Brave women are wearing bikinis at the beach.

They need a lawyer like me.

Great.

And what about you, Charles? Abidjan?
- No.

I want to be at least 5000 kilometers
from my dad.

We're going to Bombay.
- Bombay?

And do what?
- There's a job waiting for me there.

A career in Bollywood.

A black man in India.
It makes no sensep.

And what about that bio-halal business of yours?
Wasn't that big success?

No bank with loan them the money.
Does that make sense, dad?

I won't be able to see my grandchildren.
- You will.

We'll be over for Christmas.
- Once a year isn't enough.

Come and visit.
- We're sick of traveling.

I hope you're not being pressured
into this by those husbands of yours.

Claude...
- We can make up our own minds.

It's not against France.
But out future here isn't easy.

Not easy? Am I hearing this right?

And you think it will be easier there?
Come, we've heard enough.

Don't take this the wrong way, Claude.

That's it.
- How am I supposed to take this?

What have we done wrong, Claude?
- I don't know.

'Not so easy in France.'
If they want to leave, let them leave.

Did you have a rough night?
Me too.

Is it the matrasses
or the family gatherings?

I slept fine. My back hurts
because of my job.

It must be lumbago.
- Embargo?

Let's see a pharmacist.
I need some anti-depressants anyway.

This should help.

Pastor. Are you alright?
- I am, Ségolène.

Two days binging a whole season of
Game of Thrones. I'm beat.

I need something fast,
or I won't make it through mass.

Vitamin C?
- No, something stronger. Even though I shouldn't.

Do we have to go to mass every time?
I've heard it all by now.

Ave Maria, Jean-Luc...

Stop it. We're doing this for my mother.

I converted, didn't I.
- You became a jew?

Don't tell mom and dad.

No, that'd be suicide.

Is everyone here?
- Chao is getting the kids.

Arash isn't here either.
- A muslim doesn't go to mass.

He wanted to celebrate Easter
with his Christian brothers.

Go find him.
- Me?

Christian brothers...

This is our last Easter mass together.

Oh no...
He's going to blow up the church.

Look...

What's he doing now?

Call the police,
he's wearing an explosive belt.

Hurry up, he's a suicide bomber.
- Not at all, it's a supportive belt.

He has lumbago, dad. Lumbago.

Let me, I'm a dentist.

He was hit quite hard.
I'm sorry, a misunderstanding.

I'll look at him.
- Good thing you're a doctor.

Are you alright, sir?

He destroyed him.

Poor Arash. Running away from bombs
and now attacked by a madman..

Dad's crazy, I always said so.

That's another reason I'm leaving.
- How so?

This climate of suspicion.
- I'm sorry, but with a face like that...

You don't get a belt, you get pills.
It only makes sense.

Thank you for coming so quickly.

Is mass over?
- Yes, I was on a roll.

Coffee?
- No, I'm already too agitated.

Where's Arash?
I have a whole season of Gomorra.

In the salon.

Let's see if you broke any teeth.

Hold still.
- There's a lot of tartar.

What happened?
- I misjudged his belt.

I want to go back to Kabul.
- To Kabul?

Yes, he wants to go home.

See? Even immigrants want to leave France.

Great.

Viviane, I've been thinking.
I'm done with this long distance relationship.

I'm coming over.
- On a one month tourist visum.

And then you'll have to go back.
A month is too short, honey.

What else can we do?
- I have a solution.

We'll get married,
then you can stay in France.

Married? I can't.

We're lesbians. They'll kill us.
- You never heard of gay marriage?

Thanks to the Taubira lwa, it's legal.
- What is Taubira law?

Mom, where are you?
- In her room.

I'm on my way.

Aren't you coming to say goodbye, mom?
- I'm very tired.

You go. I don't know if
or when we'll see each other again.

Of course we'll see each other again.

Are you sure?
- Of course.

I won't be ghosted?
- What's that?

Breaking off all contact.

Right.

No, we won't.
We're not gone yet.

We'll see each other
when Laure gives birth.

Not in India?
- No, we're leaving after that.

I want you to be there.

Don't be sad, there's always Skype.

I prefer WhatsApp.

We'll still need you, mom.

I'll take out insurance,
I can let you return.

It won't cost much.
Just say "we want to come back."

Take your phone with you.

What is he telling your children?
I'd be careful if I were you.

Promise. We will.

Promise.

The law on gay marriage.

Written by a black woman.
You saved us, sister.

I'm getting married
I'm getting married.

I'm getting married. Thank you, Taubira.
Thanks to you, I'm getting married.

Thank you,
I can get married because of you.

Are you getting married?

Kofi, your daughter is getting married.
- Who? Viviane?

Yes. Or did you have any other daughters?

Not a white guy I hope?
- Not a white guy.

Black?
- Not white, so black.

Not necessarily.
Look at poor Verneuil.

Sit down.

Who is it?

It's someone...
- Someone?

Someone from France.
An Ivorian I met in Paris.

And his name?
- Nicole...as.

Nicolas? He's catholic.
- Yes, and he prays a lot.

Does he have a good job?
- Yes, plenty of money.

He sells houses.
- Real estate. Very good.

I already like little Nicolas.
- Me too.

Fatou, get the champagne and three glasses.

We'll need to do this fast,
before Nicolas changes his mind.

I'm proud of you, my daughter.

A nice appartment,
up and coming neighbourhood.

That was fast.

Get rid of all those paintings,
we don't want to scare off any buyers.

I'll show you the upstairs.

Barbarian.

I like that one.

We can't, it's too far.
- Too far from what?

My mother in Nettanya.

I'll get an appartment in Nettanya.
- That's too close.

Too close?
- To my mother.

It can't be too close
and it can't be too far.

Something in between.
- I understand.

I'll see what I can find.
- Thank you.

What a helpful man.
- I'll send him off to the Syrian border.

Charles.
- What?

I found it.
We'll call him Virgile.

Virgile?
- You don't like it?

Not very manly. I was thinking about Bob.
As in Bob Marley, my favorite singer.

Bob Kofi? Are you serious?
- No?

Hold on, my dad.

Is Laure still pregnant?

Good, I just bought tickets.

The birth needs to be between
the 6th and the 14th.

We'll see what we can do.
- Perfect.

We'll hit two birds with one stone.
- What do you mean?

The baby and your sister's wedding.
- Viviane is getting married?

I need to call Verneuil
so he can reserve me a room.

She's getting married? That's great.
- There's just one problem.

Viviane likes women.

Ah, great.

I'll talk to my wife and call you back.

Kofi wants to use our house
for Viviane's wedding.

She found a man? Great!

You'll be happy.
- I am.

But we're not sleeping
in the attic this time.

I'm not in the mood.
Cut the crap.

What are you doing with those?
- Nordic walking, it's relaxing.

Nordic walking.

Good thing I have my Clovis.

First Nordic walking and then Kofi.

Hello Mrs. Verneuil.
You're in shape today.

Watch out for the hunters.
- Shut up.

Is that unknown writer
more important than your daughters?

He's one of the most
prominent mountain climbers.

Who cares? It's like you're happy
that they're all leaving.

How can you say that?
They're my daughters too.

Then why don't you stop them?
- How?

Mr Lefranc...

You can't, it will kill him.

Yes, cancel the wedding.

Look guys, this is the plan.

Now I see why you kept quiet for so long.

Folks, this is the portable
refrigerator-cooker.

A cold place for meat, wine and ice cubes.

An extendable stainless steel cooker...

connected to a small gas bottle.

Watch it.

The whole thing weighs
less than 15 kilograms.

And of course, it has wheels.

Huge.
- This will be a success.

It'll be a killer.

Look at the nice refrigerator-cooker.

There's the old man.

Good evening. How was the journey?

Brilliant, closing all the roads
down the Seine.

It's impossible.
- Give me your coat.

Is Charles here?
- On the phone with his sister. It's important.

Not serious I hope?
- Depends on who you ask.

Is there a problem?
- A big problem.

He's trying to stop Viviane's wedding.

Why?

She's not marrying a guy.
- What do you mean?

A woman.
- The groom is a woman?

Yes, she's a lesbian.

No, no...

And poor kofi doesn't know yet.
- Not yet.

They'r breaking the news at the last moment.
- It will be a disaster.

He's getting older.
He won't survive.

Don't laugh.
- We didn't say anything.

Not a word will pass these lips.

Sorry, problems at work.
- I see.

We all do, and we're behind you.

How is Marie?
- Great. She's doing this Nordic walking.

Nordic Walking?
- It's like cross-country skiing.

But without the skis and snow.

The mental health of your mother-in-law
is going downhill fast.

I've got an offer you can't refuse.

Because I just sold my company...

I can invest a good sum of money into Reubio.

And Avilex is looking for someone
to take over.

You can get it dirt cheap.

Thanks, Claude. That's nice.

But we're already leaving.
- I don't understand.

What is your problem with France?
Tell me, i won't kill you.

The waiters are rude.

Roundabouts. France has most
roundabouts per capita.

I didn't know that.
- French TV show.

Nothing interesting for ablack actor.
- Not for a white one either.

You're pulling my leg.
I didn't drive 300 kilometeres for this.

I want to understand. I won't go
before I understand why you want to leave.

We love France,
but this is not our home.

That's it. At least it is for me.
- For me too.

Everything's about where we come from.

Not just the real French.
I don't like all these communities.

And you? Is this about anti-semitism?
- If that were all I'd have left long ago.

I'll tell you what I don't like.

They don't like winners here.
- And you think you're a winner?

That's good news.

Don't worry, I will make it.

But not here.
Here it's all bureacracy.

Too many rules, too many regulations.
I cant stand it.

And too many strikes.
- That union...

I agree with you there.
Unions are a pain everywhere.

Not in China.
- And not in Algeria either.

I understand.
You've become reactionaries.

No, we see things clearly.
France is not doing well.

We're bleeding dry.

And the result?
Poverty, insecurity...

When I come home, I'm scared.
- Between Montreuil's yuppies?

It's a suburb.
- It's about mentality.

The French are too negative.

You all voted Macron.

You should be happy.
Things are improving..

It's still a complainer's country.
- You need to change the people.

How? It's a huge pie with Northerners,
Alsacians, Corsicans...

Then there's the Polish, Portugese
and Italians.

And on top of that the Arabs and Chinese.
And I haven't even started about the blacks.

What?
- It's an expression.

It's like I say.

What if I were to exclude the jews?
- He didn't even mention them.

Aren't they part of the pie?

Are you above the pie?
- Knock it off, you two.

Claude drove 300 kilometers...
- Shut up, chief ass-kisser.

Say that again.
- No problem.

You won't find David in front
of you but Rachid.

Come on, couscous.
- Say that again.

What will you do?

What do you mean,
you won't find David in front of you.

Stay out of this.

Go eat a cheese-naan.

Great, look at yourself.

We're yelling, we're discussing.
Sometimes a bit loud.

That's the France we love,
the land you are a part of.

It's too late to make us stay.
- That's how you show you're grateful?

By mocking the French mentality.

Then go. And good riddance.

Don't take it personally.
You're not France.

I have no trouble saying
that I love my country.

France and I are one.

Here. For the peanuts
and bad Italian wine.

Unbelievable

It is a Chianto.
- There's no such thing.

They played you for a fool.
It's Chianti.

As if there's Bordu
instead of Bordeaux.

And?
- I couldn't convince them.

They don't like us.
- What have we done?

Not us, they don't like the French.

But I heard something about Kofi,
you won't believe this.

A beautiful airport.
- The French do know how to build.

You have to give them credit for that.

Why the good mood?
Because he's becoming a granddad?

No, because I'm getting married.

I'm not cancelling antyhing, Charles.
I'm stuck like glue.

After a long deliberation,
we came up with:

Nicolas.
- Impossible.

Two Nicolases in one family, it can't be.

We'll find something else.
- It's going to be Nicolas.

Your future brother-in-law
is called Nicolas.

Yes, Nicolas...

Have you met Nicolas?
- Not yet.

We're meeting in Paris next week.

Great.

This must be exciting.
- Don't worry about me, Claude.

I wouldn't dare.
- My son-in-law is black.

Fantastic.
- He's from Ivory Coast and catholic.

And he has a good job.
- That's great, André.

We almost gave up hope.
- You're lucky, André.

It's not luck.
I raised my daughter right.

With real values.
- Right.

Nicolas, his name is Nicolas.

My water's breaking.
- Now what?

We'll never get to Paris in time.
- This isn't a third world country.

We have hospitals.

They have those in your
third world countries too.

Of course, but thanks to European money.
Mostly from France.

No talk of colonisation now.
- Not now.

Push. Push...

Don't start crying now?
- Sorry, sorry.

Stop it.

It's done. Nicolas is born.

Wake up.

He's already drinking.
He's greedy like you, André.

Congratulations.
- He's black.

Like he's from Senegal.

True. He's very....
Isn't he?

What's the matter, honey?
- What is it, Marie?

It's not because of his color, right?
- No...

I won't see him grow up
They're leaving.

Laure can explain.

We're moving to India.
- To India?

The place where people kneel for cows?

Let's not go there.

He's very black.
- Does it bother you?

Not at all.
It's just that Laure is blonde...

I thought...
I'm just saying.

I can do that, can't I?

Yes, you can.
- So I'm saying.

Do you know what bothered me the most?

Kofi's defiant face when he saw the baby.

I could feel myself shrivel up.

Did you see Verneuil's face
when he saw the baby.

Black blood is stronger.
That's African might.

You're exhausting.

White or black, it doesn't matter.
It's a beautiful baby.

Mother and child are doing well.
Thank God and shut up.

Now that was worth waiting for.

I've spoken to Charles.
He won't listen.

The moron thinks
he'll be a star in India.

I'm counting on you to change his mind.
- What can I do? They're adults.

There's strange people in India.

Blacks with white heads.
- For me it's about my wife.

Her four daughters are all leaving.
She can't handle it.

She's not well indeed.
This could go wrong.

Thanks you for your support.
- Claude...

Claude, I know.

If they don't love France,
we will teach them.

They didn't say anything else?
Just a weekend with the four of them?

Your dad paid for the train ticket.
First class.

We always have to go second class.
- He likes us more.

He wants to convince us to stay.

Good luck with that,
I'm already eating falafels in Tel Aviv.

I won't get into Tel Aviv.
My office is already closed.

I signed with a big bank in Shanghai.

Really? Do you think they might invest
ibn my regrigerator-cooker?

That face...

Don't worry. I don't need anyone.

What about you, Charles?
- I'm about to leave.

Except if Audiard calls me for a part.
- He won't call, brother.

Welcome.
- That was the newest high speed train.

A jewel, isn't she?
- France is ahead on many things.

A beautiful car.
- I rented it for the family trip.

The top model.
Nothing German about it.

There's no need to be ashamed of
made in France.

The trunck opens by itself.
It's like magic.

How nice that you could make some time.
We love you a lot. Right, Claude?

Yes. Even though it was hard at first.

That was my fault. I'm sorry.

We love you too.

Right, guys?
- Of course.

Excuse me, I need to get some money.

This bank is looking for a new manager.

Thank you, Claude.

A big bank in Shanghai, or a small
town bank. What would you choose.?

How are you, Bouvier?
- Just driving around?

We're showing our sons-in-law the area.
This is Chao, he works at a bank.

He's leaving for China soon.
- That's a risk.

Why?
- Don't you read the paper?

They're expecting the Chinese
economy to collapse.

A financial tsunami.

Fortunately, our French banks are strong.

You either like adventure or you don't.

Have a nice day, Bouvier.

Look at this landscape.
I wouldn't change this for the world.

We have it all here.
The country side, mountains, the ocean...

Like the author Tesson said:
'France is a paradise...

with people who think themselves in hell.'

Well said.

We're close to that factory I mentioned.

Do you have a moment?
- Reubio is no more.

That case is closed.
- I thought you had a new idea?

Not a new idea, the idea.

I envented the refrigerator-cooker.
- A great idea.

Genius. That's how you make a fortune.
No doubt about it.

Let's go see the factory.

You've already decided,
so no risk.

Didn't I tell you,
it's in perfect condition.

You can start production
with hardly any investments.

For only one euro...
Such a shame.

One euro? Are you serious?

Yes. Local politicians will do anything
to create new jobs.

One euro. Not bad.

Let's go, there's much more to see.

What a beauty,
that's the real French spirit.

Elegance, refinement, luster...
- And warmth.

Let's hope they have a bar.
We're not just looking at castles, right?

There's over 3000.

I wouldn't mind a beer.

Why did they invite our husbands?

That's dad for you.

Only invite man, just like the old days.
- I can't see another Loire castle.

I wouldn't mind going one last time.
- Stop it.

You're going to miss France.

Built by the architect
Charles Joly-Leterme in 1864.

A famous monument.
- And then there's the castle.

What a nightmare.
- Damnit...

They're performing Othello.
- Are you surprised, Charles?

Saumur has plenty of culture.

You're here for the audition?
- Yes.

You're not going to India?
- This is just for fun.

And they're going to cast a white guy anyway.
- Which is insane for Othello.

Guilaine Monfau, director.
I only cast black actors.

Let's go, what are you waiting for?
- Try it, Charles.

We'll wait for you in the bar.

What are you doing?
We'll be late.

I'm making myself look pretty for Nicolas.

I'm glad he reserved a good
restaurant in Paris.

It will be great.

Put away your wallet.
All those thieves...

This isn't a suburb.
There are no thieves here.

I never lock the car either.

No?
- Never.

There he is. Well?
- They'll let me know.

But I have a good feeling about it.
Do you know what she said?

I remind her of a
young Depardieu.

I'll go get the car.
- I'll go with you.

Don't be an idiot.
A director comparing you to Depardieu.

They set it all up.
Just like the bank manager.

She's probably not even a director.
- I checked.

Look, she's been directing for 20 years.

Do you really think
they paid her?

Depardieu?
- I had to make him dream?

But believable.

Now he'll have to take the part.

He will.
I saw it in his eyes.

It will happen.
He's better than I thought.

And the play will run
for at least six months.

And if it doesn't draw a crowd?
- Even if it's only two people.

Two people is awfullt few.
- We'll pay.

But don't complain if we'll be eating
potatoes for the rest of our lives.

I won't.

That's what I call a white wine,
100 percent Chenin.

Raised as a Masai-warrior.
So great for digestion.

With a great mentality.
- Minerality.

That's what I said, minerality.

I know him...
- I'm listening.

Do you smell something citrusy?
- The grapefruit, yes.

And mango.
- It's not a fruit salad.

It's good. You'' appreciate this, Rachid.
You like wine.

I sure do.

And how are the natives?
- The what?

The locals, they're very friendly.
- Very friendly indeed.

Especially the women.

These French women are sweet,
when and where it's needed.

You don't often see a black winegrower.
- It was hard at first.

Everyone was surprised to see me.
But they've come to accept and love me.

It's not the French I have issues with,
but the foreigners.

What do you mean, foreigners.?
- Not people like you.

Foreigners from abroad.
South Africans, Chileans...

They copy our wines.

Just imagine. Me as a small timer,
victim of fake French wine.

You should defend yourself.
- Who will take my case?

We have a lawyer here.
- Against big corporations...

with expensive American lawyers.

Then resist.
The Americans don't rule here.

Never, never...
- It's our heritage.

To our heritage.
- To our heritage.

A fine example of integration.

In the country people are more
open-minded than you may think.

Do I sense any doubt, Rachid?

Did I say something wrong?

No, but you shouldn't have
mentioned French women.

That was to give me
some character.

Twenty minutes late.
A real Ivorian.

There they are.

Who's this, the driver?

She's not the driver.
She's Nicolas.

Dad, mom, this is Nicole.
- Good evening.

Oh my god...

Go on, enjoy it. You won't often
eat this good in your new country.

No, we'll miss the food and wine.

Why is he talking so loud.
Isn't that Hebrew?

Sounds like it.

It is Hebreeuws, but with a strong accent.
I can barely understand it.

What kind of accent?
- Israeli.

Which city?
- Ask him.

Fainted. From the stress.
A good night's sleep will fix that.

See you later.

Take me to Abidjan.
- The tickets are not exchangebale.

Why not?
- Because as always you wanted the cheapest option.

The best advice I have for you
is to get away from here.

I started in Israel ten years ago.

What line of business?
- Nuclear shelters.

Do you sell a lot of them?
- Loads.

The country is always at war.
There's always a threat.

I thought you were happy there.
- Very happy.

There's a special mentality.
- So I heard.

Then you don't know.

Have you been there?
- Of course.

The women, the parties, the beeches...

That's a holiday.
I'm taliing about every day life.

They're crazy.

They complain in France, but over there...

Do you speak Hebrew?
- Yes, no problem.

Is it tru what I hear about your mother?
That show sucks donkey cocks?

Yes, in Nettanya. Twenty years.
- Excuse me?

You asked if my mother lived there.
- Never mind.

Do you speak English?
- A few words.

It's going to be very tough if you
don't speak Hebrew or English.

Do you speak French?

No, Israel...
It's magical, divine.

Honestly, I've lived there for ten years
and I dream of France every night.

Have a good alia, brother.

Did you scare him?
- Yes, the works.

And the expenses?
Train, hotel, food.

Those aren;t free.
- Fine, how much?

Thanks, and see you.

The worm has entered the apple.

One more for tomorrow.
- Hold on...

What are you doing?
- At this rate you'll be ruining me.

You can be so petty.
No expenses spared for family.

How much for a full tank?
- 82,40.

Can't you sleep?
- Impossible.

I don't know why I'm so scared.
- It's like I'm dying.

The fear of leaving.
- Must be.

One more for my brother.

Do you have any sleeping pills?
I'm tossing and turning and not sleeping.

Have a whiskey, it's better for you.

And one more for our brother.
- You're brothers?

Never mind, long story.

Is he a brother?
- The smallest.

Can't sleep either?
- I'm going for a run.

In the middle of the night?
- Everyone's in shape in Bollywood.

Goodnight, brothers.

Will he make it in India?
- Of course not.

It will be odd not seeing you.
- I think so too.

I'll miss you.

Apocalyps Now.
- It will be fine.

It was the same with my parents.
- It was?

When my dad found out,
he came at me with a machete.

Now he can handle it.
In a manner of speaking.

He put away the machete.
- It's nothing. Your dad's strong.

Can I speak with him?
- No, it's too soon.

I'm sorry about tonight, Nicole.

Eat. We have a lot to do.

First, the castle of Azay-le-Rideau...

You'll be amazed.
It's a castle...

My dad fainted. Nothing serious,
but I have to get to Chinon.

Too bad, just as they're ripe.
That's our tough luck.

Why are you laughing?
- Kofi. I'd love to have been there.

Where?
- The restaurant, to see his face.

Be gentle.
- Of course. It's just, his face...

Stop it please.
- No, but his face...

When he sees it. Or rather, her.

Knock it off, we're going.

Poor André...

How is he?
- Bad, very bad.

It must have been a shock.

Terrible.
Nothing against gays...

There's a lot in my family too.

No need to justify this.
I know you're a tolerant person.

But the world is changing too fast.
Us old guys can't keep up.

That's it. It's going too fast.

Maybe too far.

You're calloing off the wedding?
- Madeleine won't let me.

She'll leave me.
- No.

Women...
We lost control.

I enjoyed the weekend.

France is beautiful.
- Very beautiful.

Even the charade was good.
That bank manager was real.

The Israeli guy was too much.
- That factory wasn't a fake.

I hope.
- You don't want to go anymore?

Of course I do.
- Jus a few doubts.

I played a fine winegrower.

Look there.
- It'll be a great movie.

What other actors were there?
- Only extras.

The director was Claude Verneuil,
he's related to Henri Verneuil.

He came up with Fort Boyard.

They paid extras.
- Touching. They really want us here.

You're beautiful.
A tunnel under the Seine.

A little to the left.
perfect.

I'll let you rest.

Do you want to get me some ham and wine?

Wine? In your condition?
- I need something to brighten my day.

I'll go get it.
- I don't wanna boss you around.

But if you're going into town,
can you bring me some newspapers?

Newspapers? Of course, André.
Anything else?

What's with him?
- He got the part.

He should. Considering what it's cost me.

One down, three to go.

I learned I don't want to leave France,
I want to leave Paris.

Are you listening?
We'll be happier in the country.

We'll start a lawfirm
to defend female producers

Producers of what?
- Wine, cheese... country stuff.

And the Algerian feminists?
- Foreign intervention is never a good thing.

Take a look at Libya.

Seriously? I even bought a bikini.

Give it to an Algerian friend.
That's how toi fight goes on.

Cancel? With three days to go?

Too bad. I was looking forward to the dancing,
like with Laure and Charles.

You can, the party's still happening.

Did you pick another church?
- No, it's just that...

How should I say this?
She can't get married in church.

Nicolas isn't a catholic.
Which religion did you run into this time?

My daughter's a lesbian.

Ah. I can't help you then.

Your family is full of surprises.

I'm sorry.

Finally.
- Where did you find that bell?

Your wife. For when I faint..
- Are you feeling alright?

Yes, but I want something to eat.
- You're hungry.

What can I get you?
- I like African.

There's no African restaurant in Chinon.

In Tours is a Cameroon place,
near the train station.

Get some ndolé with miondo
and Antillian pepper.

I know this is hard for you.
But don't take advantage of me.

Where did you get my Chinese pyjamas?
- Your wife, she's sweet.

I'm going to kill that Bokassa.

You need to try harder.
You seem to lack motivation.

That's what I want to talk to you about.

I'm not sure I still want to.
- What do you mean?

Are we making a mistake?
We have a good life here?

But you couldn't take it anymore.
- It's like a marriage.

Sometimes you love each other,
sometimes you can't stand each other.

A joke, I take it.
- I'm serious, Odile.

My refrigerator-cooker will be a big thing here.
This is the land of appetizers.

We're not waiting for David.

What are you doing?
- I'm warming up the ndolé for Kofi.

David wants to see the factory again.

Do you still want to invest 30.000 euro
in his business?

You mean 'lose 30.000 euro.'
- No.

David will make it. Have a little faith.
- Of course.

Rachid and Isabelle
are in doubt about Algeria.

You can't be serious. And the Chinese?
- Chao, Claude. Chao.

Yes, sorry. Chao?
- He's most adamant.

He sold the appartment and quit his job.

But don't worry,
I'm not done yet.

It can't be?
- Stay correct, sir.

Easy, honey.

I want to know why you're refusing my visa.
There has to be a reason?

We don't accept enemies of the people.
- Enemies of the people? Are you crazy?

You're a Tibetan activist.

I have nothing to do with that.

You quit your job and we sold the appartment.

I feel a nervous breakdown coming.
- Let's go.

Why is he so upset?
- We'll be back.

Who is the queen of photoshop?
And that's four down.

You're a devil, Marie.
I'll call Bouvier at the bank.

Chinon's local bank.
- It's like a dream.

If I knew I'd go back to where
I never wanted to live again...

I'll be taking over for Dr. Maertens.
- Maertens?

The dentist from when we were young.
- The man who tortured us.

We're ready.

How pretty.
- Magnificet, that dress.

Are my feet smelling?

Hit the horn.

He's not coming. Don't cry.

My husband refuses to come.
- I'll take care of that.

You guys go.

This is beyond me.
- Get a grip and get up.

I'm getting worse.

You're going to miss the most beautiful
day in your daughter's life?

That's it.
- You will always regret it.

That's how it is.
And you're not going to tell me otherwise.

Think about the last marriage.
- Exactly.

Fortunately, we both accepted it.

I can't walk anyway.
- Your doctor says you're fine.

That doctpr is a fraud.
- You're as narrow-minded as I am.

I'm feeling sorry for you.
- Will you at least come to the dinner?

You're torturing me. I'm dying.

Too bad, they're having your favorite.

Tournedos Rossini?
- Right.

Viviane wanted it, for her dad.
- She did that?

Yes, she did.
Here, a souvenir.

Tarte tatin for dessert.

What is it?
- I changed the filling.

I have a harissa flavour now.

I should have added bread.

I've got another wedding,
we need to get started.

Or else?

Five minutes, sir.
- I've been waiting for forty five minutes.

We need to get started,
We'll get it done.

Ladies and gentlemen, please...

We're getting started.
- Easy, you're tearing off my leg.

I'm trying. I'm not a nurse.

My daughter.

I love the Verneuil family.
- All the French are crazy.

What are you saying?
- Completely insane.

Daddy Kofi found his way.

Let's drink to something?
- France.

The most beautiful country in the world.
- I agree.

To France.

A gift for me?
- To thank you.

We almost made a huge mistake.
- We're happy that we're staying.

It's our country.
- It was my duty as a patriot.

And as head of the family.

A kepi?

And not just any.
This belonged to general De Gaulle.

Really?

'I understand.'

Yvonne, where are you? Yvonne?

She's never there when you need her.

I have a cheque from David.
- No, I'm closing.

Please, it'll be quick.

You'll be first on Monday.
- Wait.

Here's another from me.
- Impossible.

The Wolf of Wall Street.

So much confidence.
I wrote that fifteen minutes ago.

Start without me,
I have something to do.

Later.
In France, the appetizer is sacred.

Here they are.

There's an assignment in my book.

Thank you so much.
- You don't know who it is.

Tell me honestly what you think.

My little Balzac.
- Wait for the second novel.

Grandfather...

The whole family, perfect.

We're spoiled rotten.

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