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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:48,232 So, what have we got? 2 00:01:48,399 --> 00:01:51,777 Well, what we know is it's a woman, americana. 3 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,237 Una gringa. 4 00:01:53,404 --> 00:01:55,447 Si, senor. 5 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,325 I caught her outside the church. 6 00:01:58,493 --> 00:01:59,535 We have the weapon. 7 00:01:59,702 --> 00:02:01,703 Oh, good. 8 00:02:02,413 --> 00:02:04,081 We have a man in the hospital. 9 00:02:04,249 --> 00:02:06,291 El pobre. Poor guy. 10 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:08,127 And you have her back here? 11 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:09,419 Yeah. 12 00:02:09,587 --> 00:02:11,880 Here she is. 13 00:02:19,472 --> 00:02:21,932 Senora crawford. 14 00:02:25,770 --> 00:02:30,774 The name is alston. Martha alston. 15 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:41,869 Cigarette? 16 00:02:42,036 --> 00:02:44,913 I don't smoke. 17 00:02:56,384 --> 00:02:59,303 You wanna tell us about it? 18 00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:06,518 Uh, miss alston, 19 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:11,690 How does a woman like you wind up doing something like this? 20 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:16,737 I don't know. 21 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:20,657 All i know is i was 31 and still single. 22 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,118 Uh-Huh. Go on. 23 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:26,538 And my sister was 25 and getting married. 24 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:30,751 It was a beautiful wedding. Really. 25 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:33,212 I was really happy for her, and i was havin' a great time. 26 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:36,840 That is, until all the pressure started. 27 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:41,970 Well, i guess it won't be long 28 00:03:42,138 --> 00:03:43,555 Before we're shopping for baby clothes. 29 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:45,140 Mom, they just got married. 30 00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:46,600 And you'll be next. 31 00:03:48,394 --> 00:03:50,604 Gee, mom, did you just find out you had a year to live or somethin'? 32 00:03:50,772 --> 00:03:52,814 Come on, jan. Give the kid a break. 33 00:03:52,982 --> 00:03:54,399 She's got a lot going on in her life. 34 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:55,859 She's bright, she's beautiful, 35 00:03:56,027 --> 00:03:59,571 She's got a great job, and we're very proud of her. 36 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:02,658 - Thanks, dad. - Sure, honey. 37 00:04:02,825 --> 00:04:05,369 So are you seeing anyone? 38 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:07,537 All right. 39 00:04:07,705 --> 00:04:09,248 Cheers. 40 00:04:09,415 --> 00:04:10,874 Cheers. 41 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:12,876 Look at ann ie. 42 00:04:14,671 --> 00:04:17,172 The one on the end is kinda cute. 43 00:04:17,340 --> 00:04:20,342 He looks like jerry. 44 00:04:20,843 --> 00:04:24,346 The one that cried the first time you made love. 45 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:26,765 That was great. 46 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:29,559 Then i found out he cried every time. 47 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:31,895 You know, men should be required by law 48 00:04:32,063 --> 00:04:34,314 To admit what's wrong with them on the first date. 49 00:04:34,482 --> 00:04:35,941 Yeah. 50 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:37,526 Don't worry, martha. 51 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:39,486 You'll be the next one. 52 00:04:39,654 --> 00:04:41,113 Okay, aunt belinda. Thank you. 53 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:42,781 Oh. 54 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:44,700 She's drunk. 55 00:04:44,867 --> 00:04:47,536 That is my 37th "don't-Worry-You'll-Be-Next" tonight. 56 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:50,789 What is all this about pressuring single people to get married? 57 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:55,752 I was married, and believe me, marriage is its own living hell. 58 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:58,547 Look at them. 59 00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:01,174 They're so happy and in love. 60 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:06,430 That is beautiful. 61 00:05:06,597 --> 00:05:07,806 Yeah. 62 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:09,975 I give it a year. 63 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:12,936 Come on. 64 00:05:13,104 --> 00:05:14,229 One day we'll have that. 65 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:15,605 You honestly believe that? 66 00:05:15,773 --> 00:05:17,024 I do. I really do. 67 00:05:17,191 --> 00:05:18,442 On my good days. 68 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:21,236 And if it doesn't happen, so what, you know? 69 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:23,030 I mean, i have a great life. I'll be fine. 70 00:05:23,197 --> 00:05:25,907 I'm gonna stop looking, 'cause that's when it happens anyway, 71 00:05:26,075 --> 00:05:27,409 When you're not looking. 72 00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:28,660 Yeah. 73 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:30,162 We should just kick back and let it happen, 74 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:31,330 If it's supposed to. 75 00:05:31,497 --> 00:05:33,540 As a matter of fact, let's forget the word "marriage" even exists. 76 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:35,083 Good idea. 77 00:05:35,251 --> 00:05:37,294 At a wedding, forget the word "marriage." 78 00:05:41,382 --> 00:05:43,050 She's about to throw the bouquet! 79 00:05:43,217 --> 00:05:45,135 Oh! 80 00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:46,928 Hurry! Qu ickly! 81 00:05:47,096 --> 00:05:48,180 We gotta catch it! 82 00:05:49,557 --> 00:05:50,807 Okay, so i didn't catch the bouquet, 83 00:05:50,975 --> 00:05:52,100 And i didn't really care. 84 00:05:52,268 --> 00:05:54,144 I didn't, until it was valentine's day, 85 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:57,481 The lamest day on a single girl's calendar. 86 00:05:57,648 --> 00:05:59,316 I worked on one of those early-Morn ing shows. 87 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:01,443 You know, the whole point is, they've had their caffeine 88 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:03,362 But ya haven't had yours. 89 00:06:03,529 --> 00:06:05,405 Anyway, that was the day that it happened. 90 00:06:05,573 --> 00:06:09,076 That was the day i met h im. 91 00:06:09,243 --> 00:06:10,535 I've said it before. I'll say it again. 92 00:06:10,703 --> 00:06:12,371 Regis and kath ie lee, look out. 93 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:14,331 E-Flat in ten seconds. 94 00:06:14,499 --> 00:06:16,375 Okay. 95 00:06:17,919 --> 00:06:19,002 We got six seconds left. 96 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:20,879 Yeah, you're a man who counts, marty. 97 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,383 H i, san diego! 98 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:26,468 Good morn ing, everyone. 99 00:06:26,636 --> 00:06:28,220 We've got qu ite a love day show for you. 100 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,888 One of your favorite celebrity couples, 101 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:32,557 Mr. And mrs. Casey kasem will be renewing their vows live... 102 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:33,975 Going good. 103 00:06:34,143 --> 00:06:35,685 As always, dick's hair plugs are mesmerizing. 104 00:06:35,853 --> 00:06:37,229 Girl, leave h im alone. 105 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:38,230 Lunch? 106 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:39,481 Yeah. 107 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:41,400 Hey, missy, would you get sam tony from perpetual artists 108 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:43,235 On the phone for me, please? 109 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:47,906 Just as soon as i put these fabulous roses in some water. 110 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:50,075 They're from my fiance. 111 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:52,327 Do you want me to put some in your office? 112 00:06:52,495 --> 00:06:54,913 I'm sure my fiance wouldn't mind. 113 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:56,456 No, that's okay. 114 00:06:56,624 --> 00:06:58,708 That's...you know, i'll just call mr. Tony myself. 115 00:06:58,876 --> 00:07:00,377 Super. 116 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:02,796 Yeah, that'll give you a chance to put those fabulous flowers 117 00:07:02,964 --> 00:07:05,132 In the vase, the ones from your fiance. 118 00:07:05,299 --> 00:07:07,342 Okay. 119 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:09,094 There's no need to yell. 120 00:07:10,513 --> 00:07:13,223 - Okay. - Okay. 121 00:07:13,391 --> 00:07:15,559 Okay. 122 00:07:15,726 --> 00:07:17,853 Okay. 123 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:26,611 May i present mrs. Casey kasem. 124 00:07:26,779 --> 00:07:28,905 Isn't she beautiful? 125 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:32,492 Yeah. 126 00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:33,785 Okay. 127 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:35,454 Could you just leave a message for mr. Tony, then? 128 00:07:35,621 --> 00:07:37,831 It's about the mayberry, r.F.D retrospective. 129 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:42,002 We have gomer, but we still need goober. 130 00:07:42,170 --> 00:07:44,796 Yeah. Okay. Bye-Bye. 131 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:47,549 - Hey. - H i. 132 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:50,302 I got everyth ing from the video library for this, uh, 133 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,304 Tribute to famous wh ite house pets. 134 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:56,808 There's some great footage of h illary giving socks the cat a bath. 135 00:07:56,976 --> 00:07:59,895 Oh, thanks, walter. That'll be a big help. 136 00:08:00,062 --> 00:08:02,022 And one more th ing. 137 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:07,444 For you. 138 00:08:08,821 --> 00:08:10,155 Aren't you sweet? 139 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:14,659 Where'd you get that, missy's desk? 140 00:08:15,119 --> 00:08:16,244 Happy valentine's day. 141 00:08:16,412 --> 00:08:18,121 Oh, thanks. 142 00:08:18,289 --> 00:08:19,581 You look great today. 143 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:22,334 - You say that every day. - Well, someone should. 144 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:23,793 Oh, you're sweet. 145 00:08:23,961 --> 00:08:25,587 Sweet boy. 146 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:27,047 Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet. 147 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:29,716 Come on. 148 00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:31,676 You know, there is a time for a hug to end. 149 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:34,429 Ya hug and then ya break. 150 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:35,764 Come on, walter. You do this every week. 151 00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:37,057 But i don't do this. 152 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:38,183 Oh, don't get on your knees. 153 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:39,351 Please get up. Up. 154 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,685 I'm already down here. 155 00:08:40,853 --> 00:08:42,020 Just run with me for a second here. 156 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:43,355 Look, it's valentine's day. 157 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:44,689 Neither one of us has a very special person 158 00:08:44,857 --> 00:08:46,066 To spend valentine's day with. 159 00:08:46,234 --> 00:08:47,400 I th ink that means something. 160 00:08:47,568 --> 00:08:48,902 Hmm. Right, i agree. 161 00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:50,987 No, i th ink it means that it's a coincidence, 162 00:08:51,155 --> 00:08:52,531 And besides that, i have a blind date. 163 00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:54,115 Please get up, walter. 164 00:08:54,283 --> 00:08:57,244 Martha. Guess what. 165 00:08:57,411 --> 00:08:59,955 You're the most wonderful woman that i've ever known. 166 00:09:00,122 --> 00:09:03,708 Now that i have found you, i'm not going to let you get away that easily. 167 00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:05,210 I'd like you to know that. 168 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,796 I'd like you to know that people are now pulling up chairs. 169 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:09,256 Okay. 170 00:09:09,423 --> 00:09:11,091 Can you sit down, please? 171 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:12,551 Yeah, he's on h is knees. 172 00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:14,010 Wait. 173 00:09:14,178 --> 00:09:15,220 She's looking. 174 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:16,972 Thank you. 175 00:09:17,139 --> 00:09:18,932 Walter, it would never work. 176 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:24,729 Let's just... let's not complicate things. 177 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:27,899 Yes. 178 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:29,234 Yeah. 179 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,903 Martha, i have tony on two. 180 00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:36,700 - All right. - All right. 181 00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:40,495 Hey, walter? 182 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:43,790 We're still on for that humiliating defeat at air hockey tomorrow, 183 00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:45,083 Aren't we? 184 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:46,585 Oh, yeah. 185 00:09:46,752 --> 00:09:48,587 Yeah. 186 00:09:49,046 --> 00:09:50,714 Oh, um, and i... i, uh... 187 00:09:50,881 --> 00:09:53,800 I reorgan ized your whole rolodex this morn ing. 188 00:09:53,968 --> 00:09:56,553 My name falls under the w's. 189 00:09:57,763 --> 00:10:00,890 You're the most excellent dude. 190 00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:16,072 - I almost wore that. - Really? 191 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:20,160 Nope. 192 00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:23,038 My ph ilosophy is, 193 00:10:23,205 --> 00:10:26,249 People are always gonna need a place to live. 194 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:28,293 We just have to give 'em a reason to buy. 195 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,670 That's...that's very interesting. 196 00:10:30,838 --> 00:10:32,881 I've always been able to sell. 197 00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:34,883 Alw ays. 198 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:38,553 Why, i could even sell an oven to an eskimo. 199 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:42,390 Do you mean a refrigerator? 200 00:10:42,558 --> 00:10:45,268 Why would they need a refrigerator? 201 00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:54,486 It was wonderful meeting you, martha. 202 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:57,197 Yeah, it was great. 203 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,700 Mmm, you smell so good, so clean. 204 00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:02,702 Oh, well, i showered yesterday. 205 00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:04,079 Really? 206 00:11:04,246 --> 00:11:05,914 Must be good, strong soap. 207 00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:08,583 Uh, can i french-Kiss you? 208 00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:15,215 N ight. 209 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:10,270 What, 7:25? 210 00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:13,481 Okay. Thanks. 211 00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:15,400 Hello. 212 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:16,568 Hello there. 213 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,236 Th ink i forgot you? 214 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:23,366 No way. 215 00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:30,331 Oh, my god! 216 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:34,544 No. 217 00:12:34,962 --> 00:12:36,421 Where is it? 218 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,089 There's the...oh. 219 00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:24,594 Did you just play this song? 220 00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:31,309 - Looks that way. - Really? 221 00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:39,108 Yeah. Really. 222 00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:51,162 Wow. 223 00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:54,332 "Wow"? 224 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,917 I was just gonna play this song. 225 00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:58,962 I dropped my quarter. I was lookin' for my quarter. 226 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:02,590 I love this song. 227 00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:04,968 It's kinda funny. 228 00:14:05,135 --> 00:14:06,803 Not the song. 229 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,513 The song isn't funny. 230 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,557 The song is sort of a bummer 231 00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:13,518 In a cathartic, sexy, romantic type of way, 232 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,187 If you know what i mean. 233 00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:17,856 I don't believe i have a clue. 234 00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:27,031 Are you lonesome? 235 00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,543 No. 236 00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:29,636 Hey, why don't we go and have some coffee 237 00:15:29,803 --> 00:15:33,014 And moo goo gai pan? 238 00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:37,810 I don't even know you. 239 00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:43,399 I'm wh itman. 240 00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,737 Th is is so funny. 241 00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:51,783 I mean, i never do anyth ing like this. 242 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:55,119 I'm...i'm kinda shy, actually, so it's, um... 243 00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:58,581 It's hard for me to feel at ease with people right away. 244 00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:04,170 Well, you're probably not like those people. 245 00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:08,925 You're different. 246 00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:11,135 Isn't it strange? 247 00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:15,974 I feel like i already know you, and i don't even know what you do. 248 00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:19,978 Oh, uh i'm an investor. 249 00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:22,188 Like a banker? 250 00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:26,442 Um, no, just an independent investor. 251 00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:31,239 I write a little also. 252 00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:33,324 Do you? What? 253 00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,451 Poetry. 254 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,664 How wonderful. Have you been published? 255 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,834 Well, yeah, uh... 256 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,420 I have a book. 257 00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:47,005 Wow. 258 00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:49,632 I'm sayin' that a lot tonight. 259 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,843 Yeah. Well, uh, 260 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:55,346 I could show it to you sometime, if you like. 261 00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:59,017 I would love to see it sometime. 262 00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:00,601 Great. 263 00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:07,692 Oh. Hey. Look at this. 264 00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:14,282 It's beautiful. 265 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:15,867 Yeah. 266 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,453 It is. 267 00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:25,043 What? 268 00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:29,088 I'm...i just...i can't believe any of this. 269 00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:32,467 Uh... 270 00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:35,053 Uh, sometimes you have to just trust what you can't believe. 271 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:39,557 After all, life is a synchron icity of chance. 272 00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:51,986 Uh... 273 00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:53,446 I, um... 274 00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:55,573 I just wanna say, uh, that i'm not... 275 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:58,910 I-I'm not looking to get into anyth ing serious, 276 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:02,371 And i don't know if that's what...i'm just...i just... 277 00:18:02,539 --> 00:18:03,748 I just can't. 278 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,542 I'm not into, um... 279 00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:09,837 I'm very busy, and, um... 280 00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:11,923 What the hell am i saying? 281 00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:26,729 I th ink i'm gonna faint. 282 00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:29,607 I'll catch ya. 283 00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:41,327 What? 284 00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:42,578 Well, i don't know. 285 00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:44,080 It just made me th ink of this. 286 00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:46,582 You can tell me. 287 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:58,427 When i was a little girl... i was about six years old... 288 00:18:58,595 --> 00:19:01,973 I was at home and my parents were downstairs and, uh, 289 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,433 I look in the window and there's a clown. 290 00:19:07,437 --> 00:19:10,231 - A clown? - Yeah. 291 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:18,322 He was totally happy and smiling and waving at me, 292 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:24,120 And i thought he was a special friend that god had sent to me. 293 00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:28,666 I found out later that the people next door 294 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,418 Had h ired h im for their son's birthday 295 00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,920 And he got the wrong house. 296 00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:40,803 I know it sounds stupid, but it meant a lot to me. 297 00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:53,024 It was just so... 298 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,651 So happy and unexpected. 299 00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:02,033 And happy and unexpected doesn't happen that often, ya know? 300 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,327 Uh-Huh. 301 00:20:05,078 --> 00:20:07,663 Hey, i know. 302 00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:34,273 These eight-Seed bagels are good. 303 00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:36,984 Did you get 'em for valentine's day? 304 00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:39,362 Uh, no. 305 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:42,573 What did you two do for valentine's day? 306 00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:45,493 Uh, we had ham. 307 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:51,082 I had kind of an interesting valentine's day. 308 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,876 Just a date. 309 00:20:57,130 --> 00:21:00,007 Oh, uh, isn't that n ice? 310 00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:02,051 What's h is name? 311 00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:04,428 Wh itman crawford. 312 00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:08,015 Oh, uh, do you th ink you'll be seeing h im again? 313 00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:12,353 - Later today. - Really? 314 00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:14,438 Yeah. He has a surprise planned for me. 315 00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:16,774 He's...he's like that. 316 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,776 What's he do? 317 00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:21,904 He's a poet. 318 00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:27,451 And a very, very successful investor. 319 00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:28,786 Oh. 320 00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:31,831 - When do we get to see h im? - When do we get to meet h im? 321 00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:34,125 Mom, dad, this is brand-New. I just met the guy. 322 00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,294 Don't be blowin' things out of proportion. 323 00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:42,300 He's brilliant. He's handsome. 324 00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:44,385 He's sensitive. He's passionate. 325 00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:46,971 He's funny. He's incredibly sexy. 326 00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:51,100 - Did you? - Yeah. 327 00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:54,270 - Did you? - Oh, yeah. 328 00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:56,147 Oh, yeah. 329 00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:57,189 Yeah. 330 00:21:57,357 --> 00:21:58,482 - Did you? - Yeah. 331 00:21:58,650 --> 00:21:59,775 Oh! 332 00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:02,653 God, i didn't even react that big. 333 00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:03,696 Yeah. 334 00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:05,239 That is so...all right. 335 00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:08,367 Calm down. They're gonna hear. 336 00:22:08,535 --> 00:22:11,704 Well, there's only been one serious relationsh ip. 337 00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:13,289 Uh, her name's inga. 338 00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:15,082 - Inga? - Yeah. 339 00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:17,209 It didn't work out. 340 00:22:17,377 --> 00:22:18,502 How 'bout you? 341 00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:21,255 No, noth ing serious. 342 00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:25,134 Why not? 343 00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:26,427 I don't know. 344 00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:28,054 I spent a lot of time playing games 345 00:22:28,221 --> 00:22:32,433 And dating other people who played games. 346 00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:37,188 Honesty is better, isn't it? 347 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,023 Yes. 348 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:42,026 When you're not serious, you should say so. 349 00:22:44,946 --> 00:22:47,156 Uh-Huh. 350 00:22:50,827 --> 00:22:55,331 And when you are, you should say so. 351 00:22:59,127 --> 00:23:02,380 Yep. 352 00:23:17,437 --> 00:23:20,106 Oh, let's do everyth ing together. 353 00:23:23,735 --> 00:23:25,277 Oh, yeah. 354 00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:56,517 Would you like to hear some of my poetry? 355 00:23:58,353 --> 00:24:00,396 I would love to. 356 00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:03,482 It's a little late to be modest, isn't it? 357 00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:09,613 Well, people who live in glass houses better wear shorts. 358 00:24:09,781 --> 00:24:11,949 Isn't that a saying or something? 359 00:24:47,986 --> 00:24:52,823 "The three-Fingered dawn creeping slowly over the h ills 360 00:24:52,991 --> 00:24:58,412 "And the footh ills of one's cerebellum 361 00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:02,208 "Bleeds profusely for the loss 362 00:25:02,375 --> 00:25:06,504 "Of all one believes in. 363 00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:10,174 "Souls unlit by flame, 364 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:14,678 "Untouched by passion and unknown by others, 365 00:25:14,846 --> 00:25:17,640 "Transported from one place 366 00:25:17,807 --> 00:25:21,227 "To another... 367 00:25:21,394 --> 00:25:24,355 "Places with in 368 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:27,566 "And without, 369 00:25:27,734 --> 00:25:32,863 "Places we're afraid to cry about yet 370 00:25:33,031 --> 00:25:39,537 "Gladly call home like e.T. 371 00:25:40,288 --> 00:25:42,164 "Still, though, 372 00:25:42,332 --> 00:25:45,042 "The sh ip courses on, 373 00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:47,461 "Through the blood-Red, 374 00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:51,382 "Three-Fingered waters, 375 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,842 "Headed homeward 376 00:25:54,010 --> 00:25:57,388 "Like a tired sailor, 377 00:25:57,556 --> 00:26:00,266 "Headed homeward, 378 00:26:00,433 --> 00:26:03,018 "Homeward 379 00:26:03,186 --> 00:26:06,522 Towards love." 380 00:26:13,863 --> 00:26:15,573 That... 381 00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:17,241 That was beautiful. 382 00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:23,205 Wh itman, that...thank you. 383 00:26:23,373 --> 00:26:25,916 Beautiful. 384 00:26:26,084 --> 00:26:28,586 Really, really beautiful. 385 00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:31,547 Thank you. 386 00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:35,926 Aw, geez, 387 00:26:36,094 --> 00:26:39,471 It's...it's beautiful. 388 00:26:57,616 --> 00:26:59,825 Ah. 389 00:27:04,789 --> 00:27:05,956 Hello. 390 00:27:06,124 --> 00:27:09,960 St ay aw ay from my man, you hear? 391 00:27:11,588 --> 00:27:12,880 Who is this? 392 00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:14,923 My man, you bug! 393 00:27:15,091 --> 00:27:17,843 You try to take h im from me and i'll mess your butt up bad! 394 00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:18,969 I th ink you have the wrong... 395 00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:21,221 Number? No, i don't th ink so. 396 00:27:21,389 --> 00:27:25,225 Listen, missy, this is inga, and you stay away from wh it. 397 00:27:25,393 --> 00:27:27,353 Uh, consider this a warn ing, okay? 398 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:29,688 You got that? Bye! 399 00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:52,378 - H i. - H i. 400 00:27:52,545 --> 00:27:54,129 Ooh, i'll sign for those. 401 00:27:54,297 --> 00:27:56,507 Hey. I got your car detailed. 402 00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:59,426 They didn't have new car smell, so i got pina colada. 403 00:27:59,594 --> 00:28:01,178 Oh, it's always good to have your car smelling like 404 00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:03,847 An alcoholic beverage, isn't it? 405 00:28:04,015 --> 00:28:06,141 And, hey, do you want to come over after work tonight? 406 00:28:06,309 --> 00:28:08,185 They're doing a "worst of richard burton" 407 00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:09,853 Film festival over at san diego state. 408 00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:12,523 We could see bluebeard with joey heatherton. 409 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:16,193 Knock, knock, knock. Look what came for you 410 00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:19,154 From 1-800-Flowers. 411 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:20,864 Wow. 412 00:28:21,032 --> 00:28:21,990 Wow is... 413 00:28:22,158 --> 00:28:23,492 Ooh. 414 00:28:23,660 --> 00:28:24,993 What's that i hear? Some wedding bells? 415 00:28:25,161 --> 00:28:26,328 Yes? 416 00:28:26,496 --> 00:28:28,831 I th ink that's a little premature, missy. 417 00:28:31,126 --> 00:28:32,710 Could you get that phone? 418 00:28:32,877 --> 00:28:35,087 I'll get the phone now. 419 00:28:39,050 --> 00:28:41,385 H i. Ms. Alston's office. 420 00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:43,220 Um, uh, the lunch order. 421 00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:47,015 - Tuna on rye? - Tuna on rye. 422 00:28:47,183 --> 00:28:48,851 Okay. 423 00:28:49,018 --> 00:28:51,061 Yeah, those are n ice flowers. 424 00:28:54,065 --> 00:28:55,399 H i, martha. 425 00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:57,818 I got some really important... 426 00:28:57,986 --> 00:28:59,737 Holy sh it! 427 00:29:01,281 --> 00:29:03,282 Look, there must be at least, what, five dozen roses here? 428 00:29:03,450 --> 00:29:04,408 Yeah. 429 00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:05,743 Martha. Martha. 430 00:29:05,910 --> 00:29:07,077 Th is guy is a keeper. 431 00:29:07,245 --> 00:29:08,412 Ah, yeah. 432 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:10,664 So i guess this is all over the office, huh? 433 00:29:10,832 --> 00:29:13,542 Oh, yeah. I told everybody. 434 00:29:14,878 --> 00:29:16,086 You know what? 435 00:29:16,254 --> 00:29:17,963 Sometimes...not very often, 436 00:29:18,131 --> 00:29:21,842 But every once in a wh ile, we do actually get what we want. 437 00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:27,306 After all, life is a synchron icity of chance, right? 438 00:29:27,474 --> 00:29:29,433 Yeah, whatever. Can i see the card, please? 439 00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:31,727 Hmm? 440 00:29:32,645 --> 00:29:34,605 Jane, with boyfriends that you've had, 441 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:38,066 Have you had trouble with ex-Girlfriends being jealous? 442 00:29:38,234 --> 00:29:40,486 And they would be jealous of what, marth? 443 00:29:41,821 --> 00:29:43,030 Martha, you are just so lucky. 444 00:29:43,198 --> 00:29:45,574 - Oh. - Oh. 445 00:29:48,286 --> 00:29:49,453 There he is. 446 00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:51,914 There's wh itman. 447 00:29:52,081 --> 00:29:53,832 Oh, look. He's getting the door for her. 448 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,417 Oh. 449 00:29:55,585 --> 00:29:57,753 Oh, he's so thoughtful. 450 00:29:58,505 --> 00:29:59,963 H i. 451 00:30:00,131 --> 00:30:01,215 Hey, you two. 452 00:30:01,382 --> 00:30:02,382 Hello, dear. 453 00:30:02,550 --> 00:30:03,592 Th is is wh itman. 454 00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:05,135 Th is is my mother and my sister ann ie. 455 00:30:05,303 --> 00:30:06,386 How do you do, wh itman? 456 00:30:06,554 --> 00:30:07,596 How do you do? 457 00:30:07,764 --> 00:30:08,889 Great to meet you. 458 00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:11,308 I, uh, brought a little gazpacho. 459 00:30:11,476 --> 00:30:13,268 Gazpacho? 460 00:30:13,436 --> 00:30:16,188 Well, thank you, wh itman, very much. 461 00:30:16,356 --> 00:30:17,981 Uh, come in, please. 462 00:30:18,149 --> 00:30:19,441 Just come in. 463 00:30:23,154 --> 00:30:25,531 - He's cute. - Thanks. 464 00:30:25,698 --> 00:30:26,740 Here it goes. 465 00:30:26,908 --> 00:30:28,283 Oh, my. 466 00:30:28,451 --> 00:30:29,660 Th irty-Five years. 467 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,495 I don't know how anyone makes it that long. 468 00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:33,914 - Well, i was only 16 when we married. - I tell you, wh it, 469 00:30:34,082 --> 00:30:37,167 I th ink that's probably the best damn gazpacho i've ever had ever tasted. 470 00:30:37,335 --> 00:30:40,504 Oh, russ, no, come on. But it is an old family recipe. 471 00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:41,964 Really? 472 00:30:42,131 --> 00:30:43,465 You want it, don't you? 473 00:30:43,633 --> 00:30:45,384 I'll slip it to ya if you have to have it. 474 00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:53,433 Buy low, sell h igh? 475 00:30:53,601 --> 00:30:56,979 You aren't gonna go wrong doin' that, i don't th ink. 476 00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:01,149 Thank you, dear. 477 00:31:01,317 --> 00:31:02,860 That was lovely. 478 00:31:19,794 --> 00:31:21,128 You were incredible today, wh itman. 479 00:31:21,296 --> 00:31:22,504 Did you enjoy yourself? 480 00:31:22,672 --> 00:31:24,840 Yeah. It was okay. 481 00:31:25,008 --> 00:31:28,927 Your parents are pleasant, very wholesome 482 00:31:29,095 --> 00:31:31,638 And funny in a special way. 483 00:31:36,352 --> 00:31:40,814 I wasn't really being myself, but that's okay. 484 00:31:41,482 --> 00:31:43,358 You know how you always have to present yourself 485 00:31:43,526 --> 00:31:48,780 In front of people you don't know or you try to make 'em feel good, 486 00:31:49,407 --> 00:31:52,910 But is that good for you? 487 00:31:53,077 --> 00:31:54,244 Is that good for your soul? 488 00:31:54,412 --> 00:31:56,955 I don't know. What do you th ink? 489 00:31:57,123 --> 00:32:00,375 Well, i want you to be yourself. 490 00:32:02,045 --> 00:32:04,254 Really? 491 00:32:04,422 --> 00:32:09,384 Just be myself. 492 00:32:11,971 --> 00:32:13,764 Just forever and ever? 493 00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:15,432 Just...that is great. 494 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,309 That's why it's great to be with somebody like you, 495 00:32:17,477 --> 00:32:20,395 Somebody i can...i can be myself with. 496 00:32:20,563 --> 00:32:24,358 That's so great. 497 00:32:26,110 --> 00:32:27,319 Whoo! 498 00:32:27,487 --> 00:32:28,779 I feel free. 499 00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:31,657 I feel really free. 500 00:32:32,617 --> 00:32:39,039 Hey, you wanna do somethin' fun? Let's do somethin' fun, all right? 501 00:32:39,207 --> 00:32:42,542 - Well... - Come on. 502 00:32:42,710 --> 00:32:44,461 It'll be fun. 503 00:32:46,130 --> 00:32:48,590 Aieee! 504 00:32:52,887 --> 00:32:54,805 Cha cha cha! 505 00:32:58,518 --> 00:33:00,352 Wh itman, what are you doing? 506 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:03,271 Mmm, just havin' fun. 507 00:33:03,940 --> 00:33:07,234 - Wh itman, no. Don't. - Hmm? 508 00:33:07,402 --> 00:33:08,610 Yeah. 509 00:33:08,778 --> 00:33:11,238 Come on. Th is will be very fun. 510 00:33:11,406 --> 00:33:14,408 No, it won't be fun. Th is is not fun to me. 511 00:33:14,575 --> 00:33:16,159 - Oh, really? - No. 512 00:33:16,327 --> 00:33:17,536 Stolen beers taste better. 513 00:33:17,704 --> 00:33:18,996 I...wh itman, i don't want to steal beer. 514 00:33:19,163 --> 00:33:20,497 Yes, you do. 515 00:33:20,665 --> 00:33:26,169 Oh. Thanks. 516 00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:30,966 And once again, it comes down to pastries. 517 00:33:31,134 --> 00:33:33,593 Ding-Dong'll be all for ya? 518 00:33:33,761 --> 00:33:35,971 It looks like it's it, homes. 519 00:33:41,477 --> 00:33:43,895 - You all right? - Yeah. 520 00:33:44,063 --> 00:33:47,858 I...yeah. Just a little tummy ache. 521 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:50,485 Do you have any, uh, antacid or anyth ing like that 522 00:33:50,653 --> 00:33:52,571 For a stomach ache? 523 00:33:53,114 --> 00:33:54,865 - No, we're out of antacid. 524 00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:59,119 Come to th ink of it, a disposable camera is a got-To-Have item. 525 00:33:59,287 --> 00:34:02,205 I've got to have one. 526 00:34:03,416 --> 00:34:06,209 You know what i'm talkin' about. 527 00:34:06,377 --> 00:34:08,962 - Here ya go. - All right. 528 00:34:09,130 --> 00:34:11,214 Well, why don't you just keep the change 529 00:34:11,382 --> 00:34:14,634 And we'll catch ya on the rebound, homey? 530 00:34:23,394 --> 00:34:26,229 Thanks again. 531 00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:30,317 You stealin' from me, you sh it? 532 00:34:31,444 --> 00:34:33,528 I gotcha! 533 00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:35,989 Come on there. Come on. 534 00:34:36,157 --> 00:34:37,324 All right! 535 00:34:37,492 --> 00:34:38,408 And smile! 536 00:34:38,576 --> 00:34:39,701 Go! Go! Go! Go! 537 00:34:39,869 --> 00:34:42,120 Hey! Hey! 538 00:34:48,503 --> 00:34:51,046 Weeee-Hoo! 539 00:34:51,589 --> 00:34:53,757 He was serious. 540 00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:56,593 He almost took a little chunk outta you, didn't he? 541 00:34:56,761 --> 00:34:59,262 That was fun. 542 00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:01,264 Wh itman, that wasn't fun! 543 00:35:01,432 --> 00:35:03,100 Yes, it was fun. 544 00:35:03,267 --> 00:35:05,060 Come on. Wasn't that fun? 545 00:35:05,228 --> 00:35:07,270 No, it wasn't fun, wh itman! 546 00:35:07,438 --> 00:35:08,897 Take a taste of this stolen beer. 547 00:35:09,065 --> 00:35:09,981 No! 548 00:35:10,149 --> 00:35:11,274 Oh, you'll like it. 549 00:35:11,442 --> 00:35:12,442 Come on. Take a taste. 550 00:35:12,610 --> 00:35:13,610 You don't want any? 551 00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:14,945 No, i don't. 552 00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:16,238 All right. All right. 553 00:35:16,405 --> 00:35:17,447 The beer's gone. 554 00:35:17,615 --> 00:35:18,698 See this? 555 00:35:18,866 --> 00:35:19,825 Good-Bye, stolen beer. 556 00:35:19,992 --> 00:35:20,951 Good beer. 557 00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:23,203 Check this out. 558 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:27,666 - Aah! - Whoo! 559 00:35:27,834 --> 00:35:29,042 Wh itman! 560 00:35:29,210 --> 00:35:31,336 He shoots! He scores! 561 00:35:31,504 --> 00:35:34,131 Wh itman, you h it that old man! 562 00:35:34,298 --> 00:35:36,675 What can i say? I'm in the zone. 563 00:35:36,843 --> 00:35:40,262 I am going to love you tonight 'til you're drenched in sweat, baby. 564 00:35:43,516 --> 00:35:44,766 Aw. 565 00:35:44,934 --> 00:35:46,143 Lou ie anderson, everybody. 566 00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:47,686 Oh, oh, okay. All right. 567 00:35:47,854 --> 00:35:48,895 What are you talking about? 568 00:35:49,063 --> 00:35:50,147 Th is guy sounds great. 569 00:35:50,314 --> 00:35:52,357 I mean, he's smart, he's handsome, he's successful. 570 00:35:52,525 --> 00:35:55,443 But he threw a can of beer at an old man. 571 00:35:55,611 --> 00:35:57,445 Okay, so you're gonna break up with a guy because he threw 572 00:35:57,613 --> 00:35:59,239 A can of beer at an old man? 573 00:35:59,407 --> 00:36:01,283 Why did he throw a can of beer at an old man? 574 00:36:01,450 --> 00:36:02,784 I don't know. That's what i'm saying. 575 00:36:02,952 --> 00:36:04,161 He loves '70s bands. 576 00:36:04,328 --> 00:36:06,121 He loves r.E.O. Speedwagon, boston. 577 00:36:06,289 --> 00:36:09,374 Martha, the guy i'm going out with loves monster trucks. 578 00:36:09,542 --> 00:36:13,003 All right, no, he th inks sizzler is a fine french restaurant. 579 00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:16,548 Martha, he calls my breasts "bazoongas." 580 00:36:16,716 --> 00:36:18,675 All men are horrible in their own way. 581 00:36:18,843 --> 00:36:22,095 You just have to learn to accept that. 582 00:36:23,514 --> 00:36:25,473 Yeah. Maybe you're right. 583 00:36:25,641 --> 00:36:29,227 I mean, maybe he's just trying too hard. 584 00:36:29,395 --> 00:36:32,314 There you go. Tomorrow will be better. 585 00:36:32,481 --> 00:36:33,690 Yeah. 586 00:36:33,858 --> 00:36:37,152 Yeah, he says he has a special surprise planned for me. 587 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:48,455 Hello, darling. 588 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:53,752 - H i. - H i. 589 00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:56,630 What happened to your other car? 590 00:36:57,798 --> 00:37:01,343 Oh. Yeah. Th is is just a little more me. 591 00:37:27,828 --> 00:37:29,162 Here we go. 592 00:37:29,330 --> 00:37:35,252 Hello, mother. 593 00:37:35,419 --> 00:37:36,503 Hello, dear. 594 00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:38,922 Mmm. 595 00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:41,258 And this must be martha. 596 00:37:41,425 --> 00:37:42,884 H i. 597 00:37:43,052 --> 00:37:44,427 Yes. 598 00:37:44,595 --> 00:37:49,224 Let me look at you. Turn around. 599 00:37:57,483 --> 00:38:00,068 Mmm. 600 00:38:00,236 --> 00:38:03,154 Ah-Ha. Good birth ing h ips. 601 00:38:03,322 --> 00:38:04,614 Mmm. 602 00:38:04,782 --> 00:38:07,033 And an adequate bosom. 603 00:38:07,201 --> 00:38:10,120 Thank you. 604 00:38:11,455 --> 00:38:16,459 Now, uh, later, uh, we'll play charades. 605 00:38:17,044 --> 00:38:20,005 Mother, when we start to play, i was th inking that martha and i 606 00:38:20,172 --> 00:38:21,756 Could be a team 607 00:38:21,924 --> 00:38:23,717 And you and consuela can play together. 608 00:38:23,884 --> 00:38:25,427 How about that? 609 00:38:25,594 --> 00:38:27,470 How about cheers? 610 00:38:27,638 --> 00:38:29,639 It's a little easy, don't you th ink? 611 00:38:29,807 --> 00:38:33,310 Mother is qu ite old, martha. 612 00:38:33,477 --> 00:38:35,228 Let's give her a break. 613 00:38:35,396 --> 00:38:36,896 "Cheers." 614 00:38:37,064 --> 00:38:39,899 Throw in a tough one. 615 00:38:41,777 --> 00:38:44,279 "Big." 616 00:38:53,497 --> 00:38:55,290 Here we go. 617 00:39:01,005 --> 00:39:02,297 Book. 618 00:39:02,465 --> 00:39:03,715 Two words. 619 00:39:03,883 --> 00:39:06,509 Great gatsby. 620 00:39:06,677 --> 00:39:07,844 No. 621 00:39:08,012 --> 00:39:10,805 Ah, the first word. 622 00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:12,807 Vavoom. 623 00:39:12,975 --> 00:39:14,225 Uh, martha. 624 00:39:14,393 --> 00:39:15,393 You. 625 00:39:15,561 --> 00:39:16,561 You...uh, no. 626 00:39:16,729 --> 00:39:18,480 Uh... 627 00:39:30,618 --> 00:39:33,328 Th ink we should go to the next word. 628 00:39:36,624 --> 00:39:39,542 Second word sounds like... 629 00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:46,674 Ovary. 630 00:39:46,842 --> 00:39:47,717 Huh. 631 00:39:47,885 --> 00:39:49,177 Ovary, dovary, fovary, hovary, uh... 632 00:39:49,345 --> 00:39:51,096 Okay, yovary. 633 00:39:51,263 --> 00:39:52,514 Z-Ovary. 634 00:39:52,681 --> 00:39:53,723 Ze ovary. 635 00:39:53,891 --> 00:39:54,974 Z...french word for ovary. 636 00:39:55,142 --> 00:39:58,186 Time's up! 637 00:39:58,354 --> 00:40:02,023 What was it? 638 00:40:02,191 --> 00:40:04,818 Madame bovary. 639 00:40:04,985 --> 00:40:06,069 See? 640 00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:07,362 We almost had that. 641 00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:08,696 The french, you know? 642 00:40:08,864 --> 00:40:10,365 I thought it had something to do with the frogs. 643 00:40:10,533 --> 00:40:11,533 That's all right. 644 00:40:11,700 --> 00:40:13,743 We're gonna do better next time. 645 00:40:20,084 --> 00:40:23,002 Mmm. 646 00:40:25,756 --> 00:40:27,590 Yeah. 647 00:40:27,758 --> 00:40:32,762 Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. 648 00:40:32,930 --> 00:40:33,972 Good-Bye, dear. 649 00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:35,223 Mm-Hmm. 650 00:40:35,391 --> 00:40:36,307 Mmm. 651 00:40:36,475 --> 00:40:37,600 Come home. 652 00:40:37,768 --> 00:40:40,478 Mmm. 653 00:40:40,646 --> 00:40:45,108 Mmm, all right, mom. 654 00:40:45,276 --> 00:40:46,317 Mmm. 655 00:40:46,485 --> 00:40:47,652 Martha, it was a pleasure meeting you. 656 00:40:47,820 --> 00:40:51,614 - Well, thank you for having me. - You'll make a lovely bride. 657 00:40:51,782 --> 00:40:55,785 And i'm sure you'll give my son a big bone-Fest 658 00:40:55,953 --> 00:40:57,745 Of a honeymoon. 659 00:40:57,913 --> 00:40:59,664 Mother. 660 00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:02,834 You may kiss me good-Bye. 661 00:41:38,662 --> 00:41:39,662 Come on. 662 00:41:39,830 --> 00:41:40,747 You can get in on the next chorus. 663 00:41:40,915 --> 00:41:41,998 - Wh itman? - What? 664 00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:43,124 Can we stop for coffee? 665 00:41:43,292 --> 00:41:44,792 I th ink we need to talk. 666 00:41:52,218 --> 00:41:56,137 You aren't still upset about losin' at charades, are you? 667 00:41:59,183 --> 00:42:00,350 No. 668 00:42:00,518 --> 00:42:01,643 She's a killer. 669 00:42:01,810 --> 00:42:02,727 Yeah. 670 00:42:02,895 --> 00:42:04,979 - She's good. - Someth in' else? 671 00:42:05,147 --> 00:42:08,233 Um, yeah. Wh itman, 672 00:42:10,027 --> 00:42:12,195 You are... 673 00:42:12,363 --> 00:42:15,990 You're an incredible person. 674 00:42:16,158 --> 00:42:19,369 I mean, you're really somethin' else, you know? 675 00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:23,873 Um, and i've...i've really mostly enjoyed 676 00:42:24,041 --> 00:42:27,835 The time that we've spent together. 677 00:42:28,003 --> 00:42:31,047 But sometimes it's about chemistry, you know? 678 00:42:31,215 --> 00:42:35,760 And...and sometimes chemistry works and sometimes it doesn't. 679 00:42:35,928 --> 00:42:40,056 Sometimes you get a... get an explosion 680 00:42:40,224 --> 00:42:45,061 Or...or a really bad smell. 681 00:42:45,229 --> 00:42:47,939 You know what i mean? 682 00:42:49,316 --> 00:42:50,483 It's not good. 683 00:42:50,651 --> 00:42:51,693 Okay. 684 00:42:51,860 --> 00:42:53,152 You know how, um, you feel about inga? 685 00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:55,572 You know how, you know, how she still loves you 686 00:42:55,739 --> 00:42:57,365 But you don't love her? 687 00:42:57,533 --> 00:43:00,368 How you used to love her but... but you don't love her anymore? 688 00:43:00,536 --> 00:43:03,997 How...how...okay, look. 689 00:43:04,164 --> 00:43:05,248 Here's good. 690 00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:06,583 Th is is good. 691 00:43:06,750 --> 00:43:11,546 I am salt and you are pepper, all right? 692 00:43:11,714 --> 00:43:12,755 Okay? 693 00:43:12,923 --> 00:43:16,509 Now, salt and pepper goes together, right? 694 00:43:16,677 --> 00:43:18,177 Sometimes, you know? 695 00:43:18,345 --> 00:43:19,762 But some...it doesn't have to. 696 00:43:19,930 --> 00:43:21,431 You don't have to have pepper with salt. 697 00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:24,017 Sometimes salt goes alone. 698 00:43:24,184 --> 00:43:28,396 Sometimes salt goes with other herbs, even. 699 00:43:28,564 --> 00:43:34,235 And i'm...i'm saying that i wanna see other herbs. 700 00:43:36,780 --> 00:43:39,157 Martha... 701 00:43:39,908 --> 00:43:44,621 I understand what you're saying. And don't worry. 702 00:43:44,788 --> 00:43:48,750 I'm not gonna let your fear of intimacy destroy this. 703 00:43:48,917 --> 00:43:50,793 I'm not. 704 00:43:50,961 --> 00:43:53,630 You know, i won't do what those others did. 705 00:43:53,797 --> 00:43:55,423 I'm not gonna walk out on you. 706 00:43:55,591 --> 00:43:57,675 I won't desert you and the kids. 707 00:43:57,843 --> 00:43:59,344 I swear that, all right? 708 00:43:59,511 --> 00:44:00,470 Wh itman. 709 00:44:00,638 --> 00:44:01,679 - Okay. - Know that. 710 00:44:01,847 --> 00:44:02,930 Live with that. 711 00:44:03,098 --> 00:44:05,933 Wh itman, we're not gonna have ch ildren. 712 00:44:09,730 --> 00:44:12,273 Jump off a cliff with me. 713 00:44:12,941 --> 00:44:17,320 Take my hand and jump off a cliff with me. 714 00:44:17,488 --> 00:44:18,696 I don't wanna jump off a cliff. 715 00:44:18,864 --> 00:44:19,822 Yeah. Yeah. 716 00:44:19,990 --> 00:44:21,324 I wanna prove something to you. 717 00:44:21,492 --> 00:44:22,992 Oh, please don't. 718 00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:25,078 How much do you th ink i love you? 719 00:44:25,245 --> 00:44:27,246 I don't know. 720 00:44:27,414 --> 00:44:31,501 Enough to...to break my own finger? 721 00:44:32,002 --> 00:44:33,169 Oh, god. 722 00:44:33,337 --> 00:44:34,379 I mean, do ya? 723 00:44:34,546 --> 00:44:38,341 I mean, do you th ink that i love you enough to break my own finger? 724 00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:40,009 I don't know, and i don't care. 725 00:44:40,177 --> 00:44:42,220 - I mean, tell me. - It's hard to say. 726 00:44:42,388 --> 00:44:43,680 Okay, fine. I do. 727 00:44:43,847 --> 00:44:45,640 I can. I will. 728 00:44:45,808 --> 00:44:46,724 Oh, no, don't. Don't do it. 729 00:44:46,892 --> 00:44:47,725 Don't... 730 00:44:53,315 --> 00:44:54,649 Ah. 731 00:44:54,817 --> 00:44:57,402 Oh, my god. 732 00:45:02,533 --> 00:45:04,325 Hoo! 733 00:45:04,493 --> 00:45:06,160 That's love. 734 00:45:13,377 --> 00:45:16,462 Martha, i love you! 735 00:45:17,172 --> 00:45:19,048 I'm gonna call you tomorrow. 736 00:45:21,051 --> 00:45:22,552 Goin' too fast, i guess. 737 00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:24,554 She'll sleep on it. 738 00:45:24,722 --> 00:45:27,432 I'll try tomorrow. 739 00:45:34,314 --> 00:45:37,734 You h ideous cur. 740 00:45:38,235 --> 00:45:39,861 Who the hell are you? 741 00:45:40,028 --> 00:45:45,074 Does the name inga mean anyth ing to you? 742 00:45:45,784 --> 00:45:49,495 Oh. H i. How are you? 743 00:45:51,123 --> 00:45:53,708 Uh, h i, i'm bob. 744 00:45:53,876 --> 00:45:54,876 Here we go now. 745 00:45:55,043 --> 00:45:56,043 Upsy-Daisy. 746 00:45:56,211 --> 00:45:57,295 Hey! Hey! Hey! 747 00:45:57,463 --> 00:45:58,963 Hay is for horses, missy. 748 00:45:59,131 --> 00:46:01,758 I love this woman, and you're hurting her. 749 00:46:01,925 --> 00:46:05,178 Stop seeing wh it! 750 00:46:05,345 --> 00:46:07,847 You got that? 751 00:46:08,974 --> 00:46:11,267 Okay. Fine. 752 00:46:11,435 --> 00:46:13,102 Okay, you can go now. 753 00:46:13,270 --> 00:46:16,147 Okay, fine, i can go now? 754 00:46:16,315 --> 00:46:19,192 I don't th ink so! 755 00:46:19,902 --> 00:46:22,487 Cut the couch, bob. 756 00:46:23,447 --> 00:46:24,697 Don't...don't cut the couch. 757 00:46:24,865 --> 00:46:25,948 Hey! Hey! 758 00:46:26,116 --> 00:46:27,992 Hay is for horses, fish tank! 759 00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:29,786 Want us to break up your shower too? 760 00:46:29,953 --> 00:46:30,870 Huh, do ya? 761 00:46:31,038 --> 00:46:31,954 No. 762 00:46:32,122 --> 00:46:33,414 Then shut up and sit down! 763 00:46:33,582 --> 00:46:37,126 What did you do together, huh? 764 00:46:37,294 --> 00:46:39,295 Did you make it? 765 00:46:39,463 --> 00:46:41,714 Look, you can have wh itman, okay? I don't want h im. 766 00:46:41,882 --> 00:46:44,133 He's all yours, i swear. 767 00:46:47,012 --> 00:46:50,306 Oh, like suddenly you're gonna blow h im off. 768 00:46:50,474 --> 00:46:53,142 Drop the palaver, princess. 769 00:46:53,310 --> 00:46:54,644 All women want wh it. 770 00:46:54,812 --> 00:46:56,771 I know that. 771 00:46:56,939 --> 00:46:59,023 You want some gum in your hair? 772 00:46:59,483 --> 00:47:01,984 - No, i don't. - Oh, okay. 773 00:47:05,489 --> 00:47:10,284 Now, consider this your last warn ing. 774 00:47:10,452 --> 00:47:13,788 Next time, expect agony. 775 00:47:18,001 --> 00:47:19,502 Come on, bob. 776 00:47:19,670 --> 00:47:21,754 Sorry about that couch. 777 00:47:22,297 --> 00:47:25,508 Um, we grabbed a couple of snapples from the fridge. 778 00:47:25,676 --> 00:47:27,009 I hope that's okay. 779 00:47:27,177 --> 00:47:28,344 Bob! 780 00:47:28,512 --> 00:47:30,304 Bob, what were you doing in there? 781 00:47:30,472 --> 00:47:33,432 - Oh, i was just bein' n ice. - Well, don't you dare! 782 00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:35,685 Well, this sure sucks. 783 00:48:30,949 --> 00:48:32,158 Hey, walter. 784 00:48:32,326 --> 00:48:34,827 That one's due at 5:00 or 6:00 tomorrow morn ing. 785 00:48:37,247 --> 00:48:38,915 Hey, walter. What's up? 786 00:48:39,082 --> 00:48:40,458 Hey. 787 00:48:40,626 --> 00:48:42,084 Um, the schedule for today's show. 788 00:48:42,252 --> 00:48:43,336 Thanks. 789 00:48:43,503 --> 00:48:44,503 And i'm goin' on a doughnut run for dick. 790 00:48:44,671 --> 00:48:45,713 You want anyth ing? 791 00:48:45,881 --> 00:48:46,839 Oh, my god. 792 00:48:47,007 --> 00:48:47,965 Martha, it's okay. 793 00:48:48,133 --> 00:48:49,008 The ch icken! 794 00:48:49,176 --> 00:48:50,509 I forgot to book the ch icken, the san diego ch icken! 795 00:48:50,677 --> 00:48:51,719 Martha. It's all right. 796 00:48:51,887 --> 00:48:52,970 It's not all right! It's a disaster! 797 00:48:53,138 --> 00:48:54,138 He's a legend in this town! 798 00:48:54,306 --> 00:48:55,681 How could i forget the san diego ch icken? 799 00:48:55,849 --> 00:48:57,058 Now i'm gonna have to book the monkeys. 800 00:48:57,225 --> 00:48:58,476 You know how much dick hates the monkeys. 801 00:48:58,644 --> 00:49:01,896 Martha, the ch icken is booked. I took care of it. 802 00:49:02,064 --> 00:49:04,607 I told them i was your assistant. Dick will never know. 803 00:49:06,610 --> 00:49:08,444 Oh. Thanks, walter. You're the best. 804 00:49:08,612 --> 00:49:10,613 Right. 805 00:49:10,781 --> 00:49:12,573 You've got some faxes. 806 00:49:15,702 --> 00:49:17,286 I'll get you a doughnut. 807 00:49:24,628 --> 00:49:26,087 Ahh. 808 00:49:49,987 --> 00:49:51,028 Hello. 809 00:49:51,196 --> 00:49:52,488 It's mom, dear. 810 00:49:52,656 --> 00:49:55,992 Oh. H i, mom. 811 00:49:56,159 --> 00:49:59,328 Honey, could you possibly house-Sit just for tonight? 812 00:49:59,496 --> 00:50:01,038 - Ton ight? - Yes. 813 00:50:01,206 --> 00:50:02,915 We're going up to your aunt peggy's. 814 00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:05,835 Mom, you have great timing. I'd love to house-Sit. 815 00:51:07,481 --> 00:51:09,231 Aah! 816 00:51:09,399 --> 00:51:10,733 H i. 817 00:51:10,901 --> 00:51:12,985 Wh itman. 818 00:51:13,653 --> 00:51:16,113 Can i...can i come in? 819 00:51:16,948 --> 00:51:18,240 I'd like to come in. 820 00:51:18,408 --> 00:51:20,993 - No, you can't. - Yes, i can. 821 00:51:21,578 --> 00:51:22,620 No, you can't. 822 00:51:22,788 --> 00:51:23,621 Yes, i can. 823 00:51:23,789 --> 00:51:24,997 - No, you can't. - Yes, i can. 824 00:51:25,165 --> 00:51:27,124 Wanna know why? 825 00:51:27,292 --> 00:51:28,250 No, you can't. 826 00:51:28,418 --> 00:51:30,252 I'm a special friend from god. Remember? 827 00:51:30,420 --> 00:51:31,587 Ha. 828 00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:32,797 Oh! 829 00:51:32,964 --> 00:51:36,175 Wh itman, you are really freaking me out here! 830 00:51:36,343 --> 00:51:37,760 Isn't this happy? 831 00:51:37,928 --> 00:51:39,095 Isn't this unexpected? 832 00:51:39,262 --> 00:51:40,387 Wh itman, listen to me. 833 00:51:40,555 --> 00:51:41,597 Wait, wait, wait. 834 00:51:41,765 --> 00:51:42,932 Oh, you haven't seen my love dance. 835 00:52:09,292 --> 00:52:12,378 I th ink i'm gonna go home now. 836 00:52:14,714 --> 00:52:16,090 Did he do anyth ing to you? 837 00:52:16,258 --> 00:52:17,925 Assault you in any way? 838 00:52:18,093 --> 00:52:21,053 No, but i mean, he dressed like a clown. 839 00:52:21,221 --> 00:52:22,805 Do you know how scary that is? 840 00:52:22,973 --> 00:52:26,183 He's got an ex-Girlfriend, a crazy ex-Girlfriend, inga, 841 00:52:26,351 --> 00:52:31,147 Who's, who's harassing me and, and bob, her sidekick, a huge guy, bob. 842 00:52:31,314 --> 00:52:32,439 Inga...check your clipboard. 843 00:52:32,607 --> 00:52:34,733 Inga and bob. Anyth ing for them? 844 00:52:34,901 --> 00:52:37,278 We'll file a report, ma'am. 845 00:52:37,445 --> 00:52:39,864 Good n ight, ma'am. 846 00:52:43,827 --> 00:52:46,620 They...she stuck gum in my hair! 847 00:53:02,846 --> 00:53:05,347 From what you've told me, ms. Alston, 848 00:53:05,515 --> 00:53:09,185 Th is guy is just your garden-Variety compulsive type. 849 00:53:09,352 --> 00:53:10,436 Pooh. 850 00:53:10,604 --> 00:53:12,188 I've seen a million of 'em, 851 00:53:12,355 --> 00:53:13,814 But i'll check h im out, 852 00:53:13,982 --> 00:53:15,524 See if there's anyth ing in h is background 853 00:53:15,692 --> 00:53:17,067 That you should be alarmed about. 854 00:53:17,235 --> 00:53:18,819 Great. 855 00:53:18,987 --> 00:53:21,655 Mm, uh, in the meantime... 856 00:53:21,823 --> 00:53:25,159 In the meantime, just live your life. 857 00:53:25,327 --> 00:53:27,578 Try not to worry so much. 858 00:53:27,746 --> 00:53:29,914 Thanks, mr. Tramonte. 859 00:53:46,932 --> 00:53:50,059 So i'm really sorry things didn't work out with wh itman. 860 00:53:50,227 --> 00:53:52,728 Well, you win some, you lose some. 861 00:53:52,896 --> 00:53:57,524 Yeah. I'm really sorry about that. Really sorry. 862 00:53:58,235 --> 00:54:01,070 You sound so genu ine. Thank you for your concern. 863 00:54:01,238 --> 00:54:02,988 - That's what friends are for. - Aren't they? 864 00:54:03,156 --> 00:54:04,281 - Damn shame. - Okay. 865 00:54:04,449 --> 00:54:05,824 That's enough of that, okay? 866 00:54:08,828 --> 00:54:10,621 You know, i checked out this opera we're about to see. 867 00:54:10,789 --> 00:54:12,289 - Mm-Hmm? - Mm-Hmm. 868 00:54:12,457 --> 00:54:15,084 Turns out it's the touch ing story of a young servant 869 00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:18,462 Who goes through all these changes over this older, rich master guy's 870 00:54:18,630 --> 00:54:20,547 Would-Be girlfriend, 871 00:54:20,715 --> 00:54:23,092 But the young guy ends up with her in the end, oddly enough. 872 00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:24,468 Hmm. 873 00:54:24,636 --> 00:54:26,095 So it turns out that the whole th ing 874 00:54:26,263 --> 00:54:27,972 Could've been avoided if she just... 875 00:54:28,139 --> 00:54:31,809 Not that this resembles your life in any way. 876 00:54:31,977 --> 00:54:32,977 Sure. 877 00:54:33,144 --> 00:54:34,353 Then we wouldn't be here, would we? 878 00:54:34,521 --> 00:54:35,729 There would be no opera, so it's good that... 879 00:54:35,897 --> 00:54:37,523 Who wouldn't...shh. 880 00:54:40,277 --> 00:54:41,777 That's enough. It's starting. 881 00:54:41,945 --> 00:54:44,071 You look terrific. 882 00:55:01,298 --> 00:55:03,590 Th is is even better than that padres game we went to. 883 00:55:03,758 --> 00:55:05,175 Thanks for not bringing that beach ball. 884 00:55:05,343 --> 00:55:08,012 That would've been embarrassing. 885 00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:10,097 Excuse me. 886 00:55:10,265 --> 00:55:12,599 Oh, i saw a souven ir stand up there. 887 00:55:12,767 --> 00:55:14,435 Thought maybe we could get some t-Shirts. 888 00:55:14,602 --> 00:55:15,602 You be all right here? 889 00:55:15,770 --> 00:55:18,397 Yeah. I'll be fine. I'll see you in a minute. 890 00:55:22,110 --> 00:55:25,863 Martha. Hey. Hey. 891 00:55:26,823 --> 00:55:27,906 Excuse me. 892 00:55:28,074 --> 00:55:29,074 God, no. Please. 893 00:55:29,242 --> 00:55:30,534 Please. No. 894 00:55:30,702 --> 00:55:32,453 Martha, hey. 895 00:55:32,996 --> 00:55:34,288 H i. 896 00:55:34,456 --> 00:55:38,000 Martha? Hey, martha. 897 00:55:38,752 --> 00:55:39,793 Oh-Ho. 898 00:55:39,961 --> 00:55:41,170 You won. Okay. 899 00:55:41,338 --> 00:55:43,130 You wanted to make me jealous, and you have, all right? 900 00:55:43,298 --> 00:55:44,715 So let's just go now, all right? 901 00:55:44,883 --> 00:55:46,842 Wh itman, no. No. I wasn't kidding. 902 00:55:47,010 --> 00:55:48,594 I said i don't wanna see you anymore. 903 00:55:48,762 --> 00:55:51,180 I don't wanna see you anymore. Is that clear? 904 00:55:51,681 --> 00:55:52,681 Loud and clear. 905 00:55:52,849 --> 00:55:54,016 Okay, okay. 906 00:55:54,184 --> 00:55:55,309 You want me to listen to you more, 907 00:55:55,477 --> 00:55:57,561 To hear you more and stop th inking only of myself. 908 00:55:57,729 --> 00:55:59,104 So come on. Let's go. 909 00:55:59,272 --> 00:56:00,439 I'm not talking to you anymore, okay? 910 00:56:00,607 --> 00:56:01,690 Come...come here. 911 00:56:01,858 --> 00:56:03,150 Martha, don't walk away from me. 912 00:56:03,318 --> 00:56:05,152 Don't walk away, martha. 913 00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:06,820 Martha! 914 00:56:07,405 --> 00:56:10,074 Is this gentleman bothering you? 915 00:56:12,243 --> 00:56:15,871 Excuse me? 916 00:56:17,540 --> 00:56:19,917 I'm her soul mate. 917 00:56:20,085 --> 00:56:22,211 I'm her lover. 918 00:56:22,379 --> 00:56:24,505 - Oh, my god. - There. 919 00:56:24,672 --> 00:56:25,714 That one. 920 00:56:25,882 --> 00:56:27,841 Don't try to understand what your mind is too small to contemplate, 921 00:56:28,009 --> 00:56:30,886 Okay, mr. Really n ice su it? 922 00:56:31,054 --> 00:56:33,347 Lover. Get it? 923 00:56:33,515 --> 00:56:36,266 Lo-Ver. 924 00:56:38,645 --> 00:56:41,730 I've made love to her, mr. Really n ice su it. 925 00:56:41,898 --> 00:56:43,273 Fft-Fft-Fft. 926 00:56:48,113 --> 00:56:51,573 And, uh, it was beautiful. 927 00:56:51,741 --> 00:56:53,700 It was...come with me, sir. 928 00:56:53,868 --> 00:56:54,952 Uh, okay. Yeah. 929 00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:55,953 Let's go. 930 00:57:02,085 --> 00:57:04,545 He gets a monthly check from a trust fund, 931 00:57:04,712 --> 00:57:06,713 A very large trust fund... 932 00:57:06,881 --> 00:57:10,759 50,000-Bucks-A-Month large. 933 00:57:10,927 --> 00:57:12,219 Hmm. 934 00:57:12,387 --> 00:57:16,598 Uh, he lived with h is mother until six months ago. 935 00:57:16,766 --> 00:57:21,979 He's had one serious relationsh ip with inga gunther, 936 00:57:22,147 --> 00:57:24,731 And this inga once tried to assassinate 937 00:57:24,899 --> 00:57:28,110 The rock temptress stevie n icks. 938 00:57:28,278 --> 00:57:32,906 Oh, god. Oh, god. Oh, god. 939 00:57:33,074 --> 00:57:34,491 - Oh, god. - What's wrong? 940 00:57:34,659 --> 00:57:38,704 Oh, god. Oh, god. Oh, god. Oh, god. 941 00:57:38,872 --> 00:57:40,122 Oh, god. Oh, god. 942 00:57:40,290 --> 00:57:41,415 Hey. Hey. Take it easy. 943 00:57:41,583 --> 00:57:42,666 "Oh, god. Oh, god." 944 00:57:42,834 --> 00:57:43,709 - Hey. - God. 945 00:57:43,877 --> 00:57:45,669 Take it easy, will ya? Come on. Sit down. Sit down. 946 00:57:45,837 --> 00:57:47,212 You gotta help me. You gotta get h im out of my life. 947 00:57:47,380 --> 00:57:48,672 Do something. I don't care what it is. 948 00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:50,716 You can just... just name your price. 949 00:57:50,884 --> 00:57:53,594 Just do whatever it takes. 950 00:57:54,804 --> 00:57:56,722 No. 951 00:57:58,349 --> 00:57:59,933 Ah. 952 00:58:00,101 --> 00:58:01,226 Ah! 953 00:58:01,394 --> 00:58:02,978 Eekee. 954 00:58:03,146 --> 00:58:07,566 Now, this kind of action that you're talking now, 955 00:58:07,734 --> 00:58:10,152 Th is is gonna cost you big time. 956 00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:12,946 What action? 957 00:58:13,698 --> 00:58:19,703 Bumped. Rubbed. Smoked. Iced. 958 00:58:19,871 --> 00:58:22,331 - The big monkey. - No! 959 00:58:22,499 --> 00:58:24,541 I...no, i-I don't... 960 00:58:24,709 --> 00:58:26,376 I don't want you to kill h im. 961 00:58:26,544 --> 00:58:28,712 No. I didn't say that. 962 00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:31,632 I said...i mean, i just want you to talk to h im. 963 00:58:31,799 --> 00:58:33,842 Can you talk to h im? 964 00:58:34,010 --> 00:58:38,472 Oh. Sure. Talk to h im. 965 00:58:39,140 --> 00:58:41,058 Sure. 966 00:58:41,893 --> 00:58:44,728 Uh, you know, that doesn't mean to break h is spinal cord, okay? 967 00:58:44,896 --> 00:58:47,189 That means i just...i really just want you to talk to h im, 968 00:58:47,357 --> 00:58:48,815 Make h im stop bothering me. 969 00:58:48,983 --> 00:58:50,692 Just...can you do that? 970 00:58:50,860 --> 00:58:53,487 Hey. I can do anyth ing. 971 00:58:53,655 --> 00:58:56,990 Th is guy is not gonna bother you anymore. 972 00:59:45,081 --> 00:59:47,124 Theresa? 973 00:59:52,046 --> 00:59:53,171 Where's the zoo guy? 974 00:59:53,339 --> 00:59:55,674 Come on. Please hurry. We have a situation here. 975 00:59:55,842 --> 00:59:57,301 All right, i will show... everyone, calm. 976 00:59:57,468 --> 00:59:58,302 Look... 977 00:59:58,469 --> 00:59:59,595 Martha! 978 00:59:59,762 --> 01:00:00,596 Monkey! 979 01:00:00,763 --> 01:00:02,973 Up! 980 01:00:06,769 --> 01:00:08,604 Oh, my god. The monkeys. 981 01:00:10,356 --> 01:00:11,398 Martha! 982 01:00:11,566 --> 01:00:13,900 Who were the scheduled guests on today's show, martha? 983 01:00:14,068 --> 01:00:16,403 Linda evans, shari lewis and that bodybu ilder, 984 01:00:16,571 --> 01:00:17,946 Mr. Bikin i beach san diego. 985 01:00:18,114 --> 01:00:19,197 Why? 986 01:00:19,365 --> 01:00:21,408 What's going on? 987 01:00:21,993 --> 01:00:23,243 "Telegram, miss linda evans. 988 01:00:23,411 --> 01:00:25,912 In the interest of our viewers, please stay home. 989 01:00:26,080 --> 01:00:27,205 Stop. 990 01:00:27,373 --> 01:00:29,249 Signed, martha alston." 991 01:00:29,417 --> 01:00:30,959 "Telegram to shari lewis. 992 01:00:31,127 --> 01:00:32,169 Stop. 993 01:00:32,337 --> 01:00:33,837 I like my lamb chops raw. 994 01:00:34,005 --> 01:00:35,047 Stop. 995 01:00:35,214 --> 01:00:36,423 Signed, martha alston." 996 01:00:36,591 --> 01:00:38,800 "Telegram, mr. Bikin i beach san diego." 997 01:00:38,968 --> 01:00:40,719 Well, i don't have to fin ish that. 998 01:00:40,887 --> 01:00:41,970 Why? What does it say? 999 01:00:42,138 --> 01:00:43,221 You don't know. 1000 01:00:43,389 --> 01:00:44,556 No, i don't know what it says. 1001 01:00:44,724 --> 01:00:45,682 Tell me what it says, dick. 1002 01:00:45,850 --> 01:00:47,434 "Mr. Bikin i beach san diego. 1003 01:00:47,602 --> 01:00:48,810 Stop. 1004 01:00:48,978 --> 01:00:50,187 Blow me, muscle man. 1005 01:00:50,355 --> 01:00:51,647 Signed, martha alston." 1006 01:00:51,814 --> 01:00:53,065 "Blow me, muscle man"? 1007 01:00:53,232 --> 01:00:54,441 I didn't send those telegrams. 1008 01:00:54,609 --> 01:00:56,652 Dick, you know i didn't send those telegrams, right? 1009 01:00:56,819 --> 01:00:57,903 Now, look, martha. 1010 01:00:58,071 --> 01:01:00,405 We know that people have been covering for you, okay? 1011 01:01:00,573 --> 01:01:02,199 I talked to the ch icken, okay? 1012 01:01:02,367 --> 01:01:04,993 But these, these...too much. 1013 01:01:05,161 --> 01:01:06,119 No! 1014 01:01:06,287 --> 01:01:07,537 I didn't send those telegrams! 1015 01:01:07,705 --> 01:01:09,164 I di...wh itman crawford sent those telegrams! 1016 01:01:09,332 --> 01:01:10,666 Jane, tell h im about wh itman! 1017 01:01:10,833 --> 01:01:12,292 Oh, wh itman is the guy that she loves. 1018 01:01:12,460 --> 01:01:13,543 No! I don't love h im! 1019 01:01:13,711 --> 01:01:15,796 He's...he's trying to ru in my life! 1020 01:01:15,963 --> 01:01:18,173 Walter! You were at the opera. 1021 01:01:18,341 --> 01:01:20,842 Tell h im what happened at the opera. 1022 01:01:21,010 --> 01:01:22,260 She fainted. 1023 01:01:22,428 --> 01:01:23,887 Aah! No. He's insane! 1024 01:01:24,055 --> 01:01:25,263 He's ru in ing my life! 1025 01:01:25,431 --> 01:01:26,848 He sends me gifts every day. 1026 01:01:27,016 --> 01:01:28,266 He sent me a football. 1027 01:01:28,434 --> 01:01:29,685 He...h is butt got bigger. 1028 01:01:29,852 --> 01:01:31,353 Martha, we can't have any of this. 1029 01:01:31,521 --> 01:01:33,647 I need someone who can handle this job. 1030 01:01:33,815 --> 01:01:34,981 Dick. 1031 01:01:35,149 --> 01:01:36,525 Now, maybe...maybe it's because of this new guy... 1032 01:01:36,693 --> 01:01:37,943 Dick, listen to me. 1033 01:01:38,111 --> 01:01:39,695 That you've been seeing has been causing this, but martha, 1034 01:01:39,862 --> 01:01:41,071 That's not my problem. 1035 01:01:41,239 --> 01:01:43,031 Hosting this show is my problem, 1036 01:01:43,199 --> 01:01:45,867 And i need someone who can help me to do just that. 1037 01:01:46,035 --> 01:01:47,160 What are you saying, dick? 1038 01:01:47,328 --> 01:01:48,704 I'm saying that you need to... 1039 01:01:48,871 --> 01:01:51,206 No, i'm saying you're going to take some time off, 1040 01:01:51,374 --> 01:01:53,083 A long time off, okay? 1041 01:01:53,251 --> 01:01:55,252 I hope you can solve your problems, martha, 1042 01:01:55,420 --> 01:01:57,671 But ya ain't gonna be doing it here. 1043 01:01:59,549 --> 01:02:00,674 Energy. 1044 01:02:00,842 --> 01:02:01,842 Energy. 1045 01:02:04,387 --> 01:02:05,929 Dick, wait. 1046 01:02:06,097 --> 01:02:08,348 Ladies and gentlemen, please give a warm welcome 1047 01:02:08,516 --> 01:02:10,475 To the hosts of daybreak san diego, 1048 01:02:10,643 --> 01:02:13,353 Dick braxton and nancy culpepper. 1049 01:02:49,056 --> 01:02:50,640 Mom! Dad! 1050 01:02:50,808 --> 01:02:52,058 Oh, h i, honey. 1051 01:02:52,226 --> 01:02:54,144 Thanks for coming by to see us off. 1052 01:02:54,312 --> 01:02:55,771 What do you...what do you mean? 1053 01:02:55,938 --> 01:02:56,938 Can't talk now, sweetheart. 1054 01:02:57,106 --> 01:02:58,982 The cab was late, and the cru ise sh ip's gonna leave. 1055 01:02:59,150 --> 01:03:00,859 Thank wh itman for the tickets. 1056 01:03:01,027 --> 01:03:03,236 Mexico, here we come! 1057 01:03:03,404 --> 01:03:06,907 Good-Bye, honey! Bye-Bye! 1058 01:03:07,950 --> 01:03:09,493 - Bye! - Bye! 1059 01:03:09,660 --> 01:03:12,871 You can't go! I need you! 1060 01:03:13,039 --> 01:03:15,248 Mommy! 1061 01:03:18,127 --> 01:03:20,128 I'll go with 'em. I'll go to mexico too. 1062 01:03:20,296 --> 01:03:21,296 That's what i'll do. 1063 01:03:21,464 --> 01:03:22,631 I'll grab a few things. I'll meet 'em at the pier. 1064 01:03:22,799 --> 01:03:24,883 I'll stow away. I'll swim if i have to. 1065 01:03:41,234 --> 01:03:43,777 Crazy idiot. 1066 01:03:56,415 --> 01:03:58,542 Perfect. 1067 01:04:00,169 --> 01:04:02,879 You plann ing on going somewhere, miss alston? 1068 01:04:05,341 --> 01:04:08,301 You dick. 1069 01:04:09,971 --> 01:04:15,100 You stupid private dick dick! 1070 01:04:15,268 --> 01:04:16,768 What am i paying you for? 1071 01:04:16,936 --> 01:04:18,270 You said you'd keep h im away from me. 1072 01:04:18,437 --> 01:04:19,604 Well, keep h im away from me. 1073 01:04:19,772 --> 01:04:21,064 Do whatever you have to do. 1074 01:04:21,232 --> 01:04:22,691 Bump h im. Dunk h im. Ice h im. 1075 01:04:22,859 --> 01:04:24,025 The monkey! 1076 01:04:24,193 --> 01:04:26,862 The big mother-Lovin' monkey! 1077 01:04:27,029 --> 01:04:29,573 Ow! 1078 01:04:30,074 --> 01:04:32,868 Do you want my professional opin ion, miss alston? 1079 01:04:33,035 --> 01:04:35,829 What? 1080 01:04:35,997 --> 01:04:38,540 Go with h im. 1081 01:04:38,708 --> 01:04:44,129 My opin ion, this is a sweet guy. He loves you very much. 1082 01:04:44,297 --> 01:04:45,630 Go with h im. 1083 01:04:45,798 --> 01:04:47,173 Tell you something: 1084 01:04:47,341 --> 01:04:48,383 I talked to wh itman. 1085 01:04:48,551 --> 01:04:49,593 Okay. Stop talking. 1086 01:04:49,760 --> 01:04:52,429 Hey, you're not so special, sister. You're like every other dame. 1087 01:04:52,597 --> 01:04:54,472 You don't know what you want when you want it, 1088 01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:56,725 And you don't know what you got when you got it. 1089 01:04:56,893 --> 01:04:58,435 Uh! No. 1090 01:04:58,603 --> 01:05:01,646 The truth hurts, sister. Just my professional opin ion. 1091 01:05:01,814 --> 01:05:03,189 Okay, well, here's my professional opin ion. 1092 01:05:03,357 --> 01:05:04,691 - You're fired! - Ha! 1093 01:05:04,859 --> 01:05:06,234 You can't fire me. 1094 01:05:06,402 --> 01:05:08,111 I'm workin' for h im now. 1095 01:05:08,279 --> 01:05:10,864 - You can't do that! - Oh, yeah? 1096 01:05:11,032 --> 01:05:12,949 Check out these. 1097 01:05:13,117 --> 01:05:14,576 Come on, little lady. 1098 01:05:14,744 --> 01:05:15,702 No. No. 1099 01:05:15,870 --> 01:05:16,953 Let's go see h im. 1100 01:05:17,121 --> 01:05:18,163 Yeah. 1101 01:05:18,331 --> 01:05:19,539 Little lady, come on. We're gonna go see h im. 1102 01:05:19,707 --> 01:05:20,790 No. And don't call me little lady! 1103 01:05:20,958 --> 01:05:22,250 Ohh! 1104 01:05:22,418 --> 01:05:23,335 Oh! 1105 01:05:23,502 --> 01:05:24,628 Hey, watch out! 1106 01:05:30,635 --> 01:05:31,718 Oh, look at that. 1107 01:05:31,886 --> 01:05:33,345 She's out like a light. 1108 01:05:33,512 --> 01:05:34,763 Flowers for miss alston? 1109 01:05:34,931 --> 01:05:37,599 That's her. 1110 01:05:52,865 --> 01:05:56,952 I'm here, big sister. Ann ie's here. 1111 01:05:57,119 --> 01:05:58,328 It's all right. 1112 01:05:58,496 --> 01:06:00,038 Mmm. 1113 01:06:00,206 --> 01:06:02,749 Well, good morn ing, sunsh ine. 1114 01:06:02,917 --> 01:06:04,751 Oh, i've been waitin' for you to wake up. 1115 01:06:04,919 --> 01:06:06,836 I've been here since it happened. 1116 01:06:07,004 --> 01:06:08,129 Mmm. 1117 01:06:08,297 --> 01:06:09,422 Oh, martha, it's a miracle you weren't badly hurt. 1118 01:06:09,590 --> 01:06:10,966 Hmm. 1119 01:06:11,133 --> 01:06:14,260 Oh, honey, i th ink i understand. 1120 01:06:14,428 --> 01:06:19,307 You meet this wonderful guy. Then you th ink you've lost h im. 1121 01:06:19,475 --> 01:06:23,228 Still, su icide? 1122 01:06:23,688 --> 01:06:27,232 But it's all right now. You didn't lose wh itman, 1123 01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:31,569 And now you never will. Never, never, never. 1124 01:06:33,447 --> 01:06:35,198 Now i've gotta go. 1125 01:06:36,993 --> 01:06:39,160 Stuart's waiting for me, just like wh itman's waiting for you. 1126 01:06:39,328 --> 01:06:40,370 Who's waiting? 1127 01:06:40,538 --> 01:06:41,663 Ohh! 1128 01:06:41,831 --> 01:06:42,998 Uhh... 1129 01:06:43,165 --> 01:06:43,999 All righty. 1130 01:06:44,166 --> 01:06:45,166 You take good care of her, wh itman. 1131 01:06:45,334 --> 01:06:46,167 Uhh... 1132 01:06:46,335 --> 01:06:47,168 Bye-Bye. 1133 01:06:47,336 --> 01:06:48,545 Bye. Bye, sis. 1134 01:06:48,713 --> 01:06:50,630 Uhh... 1135 01:06:54,135 --> 01:06:55,927 Qu iet. 1136 01:06:56,095 --> 01:06:58,179 Here, listen to this. 1137 01:07:12,862 --> 01:07:15,739 I know you can show me. 1138 01:07:16,365 --> 01:07:19,701 God, you look sexy in that little hat. 1139 01:07:23,205 --> 01:07:25,540 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. 1140 01:07:25,708 --> 01:07:28,293 Oh. 1141 01:08:54,171 --> 01:08:56,798 Yeah. 1142 01:09:06,433 --> 01:09:08,893 Stupid ring. 1143 01:09:12,565 --> 01:09:16,151 Martha! Martha! 1144 01:09:16,318 --> 01:09:18,236 Honey! Help! 1145 01:09:18,404 --> 01:09:21,156 The su icide's loose! 1146 01:09:21,323 --> 01:09:23,491 Somebody help! 1147 01:09:24,201 --> 01:09:26,369 Hey! Stop! 1148 01:09:27,288 --> 01:09:28,371 Hey, you need a ride, miss? 1149 01:09:28,539 --> 01:09:29,747 Yeah. Yeah. 1150 01:09:29,915 --> 01:09:31,082 Here. Hop on in. 1151 01:09:31,250 --> 01:09:32,208 Oh, god. Thanks. 1152 01:09:32,376 --> 01:09:33,209 Thanks. 1153 01:09:33,377 --> 01:09:34,252 You okay? 1154 01:09:34,420 --> 01:09:36,379 Go, go, go, go, go! 1155 01:09:37,464 --> 01:09:41,843 Martha? Honey? I'm right here. 1156 01:09:42,011 --> 01:09:44,137 Don't leave the love zone. 1157 01:09:44,763 --> 01:09:45,972 Oh, thank you so... 1158 01:09:46,140 --> 01:09:47,390 Uh-Oh. 1159 01:09:47,558 --> 01:09:48,558 Whoa! 1160 01:09:48,726 --> 01:09:50,977 I warned you not to get in the way of a cosmic 1161 01:09:51,145 --> 01:09:53,271 Kind of love, witch ie. 1162 01:09:53,814 --> 01:09:55,398 Rest your head. 1163 01:09:55,566 --> 01:09:56,733 Don't be n ice to her! 1164 01:09:56,901 --> 01:09:58,943 Don't you be n ice to her, bob! 1165 01:09:59,820 --> 01:10:02,030 - I'm sorry. - Pull her hair! 1166 01:10:02,198 --> 01:10:03,031 But... 1167 01:10:03,199 --> 01:10:04,199 Just do it! 1168 01:10:04,366 --> 01:10:05,325 Ow! 1169 01:10:05,492 --> 01:10:07,452 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 1170 01:10:13,626 --> 01:10:15,585 Ow. Ow. Ow. 1171 01:10:15,753 --> 01:10:17,253 Harder. 1172 01:10:17,421 --> 01:10:19,672 Pull it harder! 1173 01:10:25,095 --> 01:10:26,221 What are you doing, bob? 1174 01:10:26,388 --> 01:10:27,722 Hold her down, bob! 1175 01:10:27,890 --> 01:10:29,515 Get her secure! 1176 01:10:29,683 --> 01:10:33,686 Make those knots n ice and tight! 1177 01:10:37,733 --> 01:10:40,610 What are you do...why are you always putting sticky stuff on me? 1178 01:10:40,778 --> 01:10:42,320 Give me the ants, bob. 1179 01:10:42,488 --> 01:10:44,530 Ants? What ants? 1180 01:10:45,616 --> 01:10:50,328 Prepare to be consumed, martha alston. 1181 01:10:50,496 --> 01:10:53,164 Prepare to be... 1182 01:10:57,294 --> 01:11:01,381 Oh, god! They're dead, bob. 1183 01:11:01,548 --> 01:11:03,216 - They are? - Yes, bob, they are. 1184 01:11:03,384 --> 01:11:04,592 Didn't you feed them? 1185 01:11:04,760 --> 01:11:06,469 I thought that you said that you wanted them hungry. 1186 01:11:06,637 --> 01:11:10,598 Hungry, bob! Not dead! 1187 01:11:10,766 --> 01:11:12,350 Now what are we gonna do? 1188 01:11:12,518 --> 01:11:14,352 We could, uh...we could, uh, reschedule. 1189 01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:16,396 Like maybe next tuesday is good for me. 1190 01:11:16,563 --> 01:11:17,605 Hmm? 1191 01:11:17,773 --> 01:11:20,233 Dream on, little beauty! 1192 01:11:21,026 --> 01:11:22,902 Guess we'll just have to cut her heart out. 1193 01:11:23,070 --> 01:11:24,279 Are you okay with that? 1194 01:11:24,446 --> 01:11:25,613 No, bob! 1195 01:11:25,781 --> 01:11:27,448 I wanted her eaten by ants, 1196 01:11:27,616 --> 01:11:30,660 But this is obviously the best we're gonna do! 1197 01:11:30,828 --> 01:11:33,246 Hold her down, bob! 1198 01:11:34,206 --> 01:11:36,082 Th ink about this, 'cause, you know, the ant idea was good. 1199 01:11:36,250 --> 01:11:37,458 I kinda liked the ant idea. 1200 01:11:37,626 --> 01:11:38,710 Okay, we could... 1201 01:11:38,877 --> 01:11:40,712 Inga! 1202 01:11:41,213 --> 01:11:43,548 - Wh itman! - Wh itman! - Wh itman! 1203 01:11:45,134 --> 01:11:47,593 Put the kn ife down, inga. 1204 01:11:47,761 --> 01:11:48,803 No. 1205 01:11:48,971 --> 01:11:52,223 She's in the way, wh it! Don't ya see that? 1206 01:11:52,391 --> 01:11:57,729 No, inga, you're in the way. Martha and i love each other. 1207 01:11:58,272 --> 01:11:59,647 We don't. I don't. 1208 01:12:01,191 --> 01:12:03,651 We are going to bu ild a life unto each other. 1209 01:12:03,819 --> 01:12:08,072 If you try to get between us, i'll put you out the door. 1210 01:12:09,074 --> 01:12:14,579 Now, for the last time, put down the kn ife. 1211 01:12:18,292 --> 01:12:23,713 Never! Never! Never! 1212 01:12:34,016 --> 01:12:36,768 God, you're bitch in', wh it. 1213 01:12:39,646 --> 01:12:40,646 Ooh, save her! 1214 01:12:40,814 --> 01:12:41,981 Don't let h im take her! 1215 01:12:42,149 --> 01:12:45,443 I can't let you take her, wh itman. 1216 01:12:45,861 --> 01:12:48,237 Don't make me shoot you, too, bob. 1217 01:12:49,073 --> 01:12:50,907 Okay. 1218 01:12:51,950 --> 01:12:53,534 Maybe i should call aaa. 1219 01:12:53,702 --> 01:12:56,204 No, i'm not a car, you... 1220 01:12:56,372 --> 01:12:57,538 Ow! Ow! Ow! 1221 01:12:57,706 --> 01:12:59,040 Ooh-Hoo-Hoo hoo! 1222 01:12:59,208 --> 01:13:00,833 Th ink about something else. 1223 01:13:02,044 --> 01:13:03,378 Not n ice! 1224 01:13:03,545 --> 01:13:05,171 Not n ice. 1225 01:13:07,299 --> 01:13:10,009 I'll get you, you tramp! 1226 01:13:10,803 --> 01:13:12,887 I love you. 1227 01:13:19,728 --> 01:13:22,397 Oh, inga's gonna be just fine. 1228 01:13:22,564 --> 01:13:23,523 Put me down. 1229 01:13:23,690 --> 01:13:24,857 No, no, no. 1230 01:13:25,025 --> 01:13:27,735 Last time i let you out of my sight, there was a su icide attempt. 1231 01:13:27,903 --> 01:13:29,654 What was this, some kind of human sacrifice? 1232 01:13:29,822 --> 01:13:31,364 You need taking care of, dear. 1233 01:13:31,532 --> 01:13:34,117 Wh itman. 1234 01:13:38,747 --> 01:13:43,543 - What is this? - Th is is an r.V., Honey. 1235 01:13:44,920 --> 01:13:49,215 - Whose r.V.? - Ours. 1236 01:13:49,758 --> 01:13:52,260 I thought we could use a family veh icle. 1237 01:13:52,428 --> 01:13:57,390 - For what? - For our little family. 1238 01:13:59,101 --> 01:14:00,893 Say hello to mama, kids. 1239 01:14:01,061 --> 01:14:02,979 Hola, mama. 1240 01:14:04,356 --> 01:14:07,233 That's little n icole, and that's cody. 1241 01:14:07,401 --> 01:14:08,734 Aren't they cute? 1242 01:14:08,902 --> 01:14:10,319 They're consuela's kids. 1243 01:14:10,487 --> 01:14:11,946 You remember. Mom's housekeeper. 1244 01:14:12,114 --> 01:14:15,408 Yeah. 1245 01:14:16,034 --> 01:14:17,368 Oh, god, wh itman. 1246 01:14:17,536 --> 01:14:18,870 Hmm. 1247 01:14:19,037 --> 01:14:21,956 Well, i know what you're th inkin'. I always do. 1248 01:14:22,124 --> 01:14:23,249 You're th inkin', "wh it, 1249 01:14:23,417 --> 01:14:25,626 How come we aren't having kids of our own?" 1250 01:14:25,794 --> 01:14:29,046 Well, they're just to prime the pump a little bit. 1251 01:14:29,214 --> 01:14:33,718 We're gonna begin our own family just as soon as we are married. 1252 01:14:33,886 --> 01:14:35,761 - Si. - Yeah. 1253 01:14:36,472 --> 01:14:38,264 What? 1254 01:14:38,432 --> 01:14:40,141 That's right. 1255 01:14:40,309 --> 01:14:44,645 In six hours, you and i will be wed in los cabos, mexico, 1256 01:14:44,813 --> 01:14:50,026 At a beautiful little church called saint margaret of the goats. 1257 01:14:50,486 --> 01:14:51,694 See? 1258 01:14:51,862 --> 01:14:55,031 No pesky blood tests to slow us up there! 1259 01:14:55,199 --> 01:14:56,824 Ah, let's get on the road. 1260 01:14:56,992 --> 01:14:58,367 Here we go! 1261 01:14:58,535 --> 01:14:59,619 Okay, that's it. 1262 01:14:59,786 --> 01:15:02,830 Ch ildren, come with, uh, me... 1263 01:15:02,998 --> 01:15:05,374 Uh, poqu ito little ch ildren, um... 1264 01:15:05,542 --> 01:15:08,211 Nos vamos a quedar aqu i. 1265 01:15:09,671 --> 01:15:12,006 No, you don't understand. 1266 01:15:12,174 --> 01:15:15,176 No, little mother. You don't understand. 1267 01:15:20,307 --> 01:15:22,475 Are you kidding? 1268 01:15:22,643 --> 01:15:23,726 Little jokie? 1269 01:15:23,894 --> 01:15:26,354 El joko? 1270 01:15:26,522 --> 01:15:28,648 No more questions, little mother. 1271 01:15:28,815 --> 01:15:30,399 All right, all right. Come on. 1272 01:15:30,567 --> 01:15:31,651 Let's break it up. 1273 01:15:31,818 --> 01:15:33,528 Issues of control happen when we're tired. 1274 01:15:33,695 --> 01:15:38,282 Can't you see, kids, that your mother is just all worn out? 1275 01:15:38,909 --> 01:15:40,952 Don't be like that. 1276 01:15:46,500 --> 01:15:47,833 I don't know what you did to these kids, 1277 01:15:48,001 --> 01:15:50,294 But i am gonna find a way out and take 'em with me. 1278 01:15:50,462 --> 01:15:51,546 I am. 1279 01:15:51,713 --> 01:15:53,422 You're not gonna get away with this. 1280 01:15:53,590 --> 01:15:59,554 Honey, you don't understand. Th is family is a legend in the making. 1281 01:15:59,721 --> 01:16:00,805 Mm-Hmm. 1282 01:16:00,973 --> 01:16:02,056 I mean, just look. 1283 01:16:03,559 --> 01:16:04,934 It was an act of fate that we even met. 1284 01:16:05,102 --> 01:16:06,227 Kids? 1285 01:16:06,395 --> 01:16:08,396 You wanna hear how your mother and i met? 1286 01:16:08,564 --> 01:16:10,898 Yes, dad. 1287 01:16:11,066 --> 01:16:12,817 I was in a bar, 1288 01:16:12,985 --> 01:16:15,945 And i played her favorite song. 1289 01:16:16,113 --> 01:16:17,238 Hmm. 1290 01:16:17,406 --> 01:16:18,406 By accident. 1291 01:16:20,367 --> 01:16:22,910 Yeah, h it the wrong button, but from that point on, 1292 01:16:23,078 --> 01:16:26,914 We were on each other like a couple of weasels. 1293 01:16:27,082 --> 01:16:31,460 Moral of that story is, accidents are the dirt 1294 01:16:31,628 --> 01:16:33,796 That legends grow out of. 1295 01:16:38,760 --> 01:16:39,927 Huh? 1296 01:16:40,095 --> 01:16:41,262 Come on, honey. 1297 01:16:44,891 --> 01:16:48,102 You look lovely in the clothes that i picked out for you. 1298 01:16:48,270 --> 01:16:49,895 I feel funny. 1299 01:16:50,063 --> 01:16:51,063 Do ya? 1300 01:16:51,231 --> 01:16:54,650 Well, i took the liberty of slipping a little relaxant 1301 01:16:54,818 --> 01:16:56,611 Into your water. 1302 01:16:56,778 --> 01:16:59,363 I thought you might be a little tense. 1303 01:16:59,531 --> 01:17:01,532 Now...oh, that's noth ing scary, darling, 1304 01:17:01,700 --> 01:17:04,660 Just a little mixture that i came up with: 1305 01:17:04,828 --> 01:17:09,999 A little, uh, chamomile and some, uh, l.S.D. 1306 01:17:10,167 --> 01:17:12,543 Okay, that would w... 1307 01:17:12,711 --> 01:17:15,963 That would be why i'm seeing worms on your face. 1308 01:17:20,510 --> 01:17:23,137 Kids! We're gettin' close! 1309 01:17:23,305 --> 01:17:24,764 All right, dad. 1310 01:17:24,931 --> 01:17:26,098 Uh... 1311 01:17:28,518 --> 01:17:31,687 So when i...when i was drinkin' the...the...the...the... 1312 01:17:31,855 --> 01:17:32,897 The tea? 1313 01:17:34,900 --> 01:17:36,275 You're gettin' in touch with your joy. 1314 01:17:42,074 --> 01:17:43,658 Oh, you're gonna get me started now. 1315 01:17:43,825 --> 01:17:45,201 Yeah. 1316 01:17:47,162 --> 01:17:48,621 Whoa! 1317 01:17:48,789 --> 01:17:49,997 Whoa! 1318 01:17:55,337 --> 01:17:57,672 God, it's good to have you back! 1319 01:17:57,839 --> 01:17:59,006 I'm gonna kill ya! 1320 01:18:01,385 --> 01:18:03,761 No, you're not. 1321 01:18:03,929 --> 01:18:06,013 Yes, i a... 1322 01:18:06,181 --> 01:18:07,848 No, you're not. 1323 01:18:08,016 --> 01:18:09,308 I'm gonna kill ya. 1324 01:18:09,476 --> 01:18:12,353 Whoa, well, i'll just have to love ya as a ghost, 1325 01:18:12,521 --> 01:18:15,981 And, uh, you could have dreadlocks like whoopi goldberg. 1326 01:18:20,737 --> 01:18:23,531 Did you like that? 1327 01:18:25,534 --> 01:18:27,535 I'm gonna be sick. 1328 01:18:27,703 --> 01:18:29,120 Well, in sickness and in health, dea... 1329 01:18:29,287 --> 01:18:30,454 No. Whoa. 1330 01:18:30,622 --> 01:18:31,706 Now, that's a little... 1331 01:18:31,873 --> 01:18:32,873 Come here. 1332 01:18:33,041 --> 01:18:33,999 Now, we don't really walk... 1333 01:18:34,167 --> 01:18:35,376 Uh, okay. 1334 01:18:35,544 --> 01:18:37,712 Oh, uh, kids, kids! 1335 01:18:40,924 --> 01:18:42,883 Mommy, where are you going? 1336 01:18:55,272 --> 01:18:56,480 Darling. 1337 01:18:56,648 --> 01:18:57,732 N icole. 1338 01:18:57,899 --> 01:19:01,944 Go on outside and find a lizard. 1339 01:19:02,696 --> 01:19:05,281 Be qu ick. 1340 01:19:07,033 --> 01:19:09,160 Where's mommy, n icole? 1341 01:19:09,327 --> 01:19:11,412 She's wash ing her hands and face. 1342 01:19:11,580 --> 01:19:14,540 I th ink she's having a bad trip, daddy. 1343 01:19:47,616 --> 01:19:49,116 Hello. 1344 01:19:49,284 --> 01:19:50,159 Walter. 1345 01:19:50,327 --> 01:19:51,160 It's martha. 1346 01:19:51,328 --> 01:19:52,828 Oh. Yeah. 1347 01:19:52,996 --> 01:19:54,997 I wanna congratulate you on your wedding, martha. 1348 01:19:55,165 --> 01:19:56,499 Your happiness means a lot to me. 1349 01:19:56,666 --> 01:19:57,666 Shut up. Listen to me. 1350 01:19:57,834 --> 01:19:58,918 Shut up. 1351 01:19:59,085 --> 01:20:00,586 Here's what i want ya to do. 1352 01:20:00,754 --> 01:20:04,256 I want you to get on a plane. Just get on a plane and fly fast. 1353 01:20:04,424 --> 01:20:06,926 Come to, uh, los cabos. 1354 01:20:07,093 --> 01:20:08,302 Los cabos. 1355 01:20:08,470 --> 01:20:11,514 Buy a gun and meet me at a church. 1356 01:20:11,681 --> 01:20:13,808 Wh itman said you might try something like this, 1357 01:20:13,975 --> 01:20:17,436 That you'd do anyth ing to sabotage your own happiness. 1358 01:20:17,979 --> 01:20:18,896 Goat! 1359 01:20:19,064 --> 01:20:19,897 Shh. 1360 01:20:20,065 --> 01:20:21,148 Goats. 1361 01:20:21,316 --> 01:20:22,274 Saint margaret of the goats. 1362 01:20:22,442 --> 01:20:23,859 Martha, you're gonna have to speak up. I can't hear. 1363 01:20:24,027 --> 01:20:25,110 You're gonna have to speak up a little. 1364 01:20:25,278 --> 01:20:26,612 I can't hear you very well. 1365 01:20:26,780 --> 01:20:28,072 It's a little noisy here. 1366 01:20:28,240 --> 01:20:30,616 I need you to speak up a little louder for me. 1367 01:20:30,784 --> 01:20:31,826 Th is is the operator. 1368 01:20:31,993 --> 01:20:33,160 Your time is up. 1369 01:20:33,328 --> 01:20:35,704 If you want to continue, please make another deposit. 1370 01:20:35,872 --> 01:20:38,457 Hello? Hello? 1371 01:21:07,112 --> 01:21:09,029 You look beautiful, senorita. 1372 01:21:09,197 --> 01:21:10,197 Thank you. 1373 01:21:10,365 --> 01:21:13,325 Let's go out now. 1374 01:22:23,438 --> 01:22:25,773 Oh, you look beautiful, dear. 1375 01:22:25,941 --> 01:22:28,943 Oh, this is the happiest day of my life. 1376 01:22:29,110 --> 01:22:31,195 Ohh. 1377 01:22:41,373 --> 01:22:43,791 Father, help me. 1378 01:22:43,959 --> 01:22:47,294 Bienven idos, damas y caballeros. 1379 01:22:47,462 --> 01:22:50,047 Ya que el novio esta ancioso... 1380 01:22:50,215 --> 01:22:51,423 Okay. 1381 01:22:51,591 --> 01:22:54,218 I get the point. It's bigger than me. 1382 01:22:54,386 --> 01:22:56,345 You've worn me down. 1383 01:22:56,513 --> 01:23:01,308 Maybe this could work. What the hell am i saying? 1384 01:23:01,476 --> 01:23:03,978 I've gotta get out of here. I've gotta get out of this. 1385 01:23:04,145 --> 01:23:08,107 Th is can't happen. Can it? 1386 01:23:08,817 --> 01:23:13,404 Wh itman, aceptas a martha como tu esposa? 1387 01:23:13,571 --> 01:23:16,323 I do. 1388 01:23:18,034 --> 01:23:30,295 Martha, aceptas tu? 1389 01:23:45,979 --> 01:23:47,646 Walter! 1390 01:23:47,814 --> 01:23:50,315 Martha! 1391 01:24:01,453 --> 01:24:04,038 Aah! 1392 01:24:25,101 --> 01:24:26,977 Gimme that! 1393 01:24:28,188 --> 01:24:29,063 Drop the gun, n icole. 1394 01:24:29,230 --> 01:24:30,105 Drop the gun! 1395 01:24:30,273 --> 01:24:32,733 N icole, drop the gu... 1396 01:24:33,359 --> 01:24:34,943 A water pistol. 1397 01:24:37,072 --> 01:24:38,072 Heads up, everybody. 1398 01:24:38,239 --> 01:24:39,573 She's on pharmaceuticals. 1399 01:24:39,741 --> 01:24:41,909 Oh, martha, on your wedding day? 1400 01:24:42,077 --> 01:24:43,869 Oh, put that gun down, martha. 1401 01:24:44,037 --> 01:24:45,537 Th is is no time for playing games. 1402 01:24:45,705 --> 01:24:48,457 Now, you go right up there this minute. 1403 01:24:50,919 --> 01:24:53,087 Stop that tapping. 1404 01:24:56,633 --> 01:24:58,509 Ohh! 1405 01:24:58,676 --> 01:25:00,719 Honey. 1406 01:25:00,887 --> 01:25:04,264 Honey, it's gonna be all right. 1407 01:25:04,432 --> 01:25:05,974 Stay back! Don't touch me! 1408 01:25:06,643 --> 01:25:07,684 Hey. 1409 01:25:07,852 --> 01:25:10,979 I wasn't gonna tell ya, but i just bought us a big boat. 1410 01:25:11,147 --> 01:25:12,439 Stop talking. Stop it. 1411 01:25:12,607 --> 01:25:13,982 Imagine the next... 1412 01:25:14,150 --> 01:25:15,317 Be qu iet. Please. 1413 01:25:15,485 --> 01:25:16,652 Two solid years at sea. 1414 01:25:16,820 --> 01:25:17,861 Just you and me... 1415 01:25:18,029 --> 01:25:19,154 Stop talking, wh itman. 1416 01:25:19,322 --> 01:25:20,322 Mother and consuela. 1417 01:25:20,490 --> 01:25:21,448 Listen to me. 1418 01:25:21,616 --> 01:25:22,658 Stop talking. 1419 01:25:22,826 --> 01:25:23,867 Imagine the charades. 1420 01:25:24,035 --> 01:25:25,285 Imagine the natural ch ildbirth. 1421 01:25:25,453 --> 01:25:27,621 - Shut up! - Ow! 1422 01:25:28,164 --> 01:25:32,960 Oh, martha, my love. Ow. 1423 01:25:33,128 --> 01:25:34,128 I have a gun. 1424 01:25:34,295 --> 01:25:37,005 Wh itman, you have to listen to me. Listen to me. 1425 01:25:37,173 --> 01:25:39,633 I want my life back. You hear me? 1426 01:25:39,801 --> 01:25:40,926 I miss my life. 1427 01:25:41,094 --> 01:25:42,678 It was a beautiful life, and i want it back. 1428 01:25:42,846 --> 01:25:45,848 I want myself back. 1429 01:25:49,644 --> 01:25:54,773 So for the last time, wh itman, it's over, you understand? 1430 01:25:55,608 --> 01:25:57,151 Over. 1431 01:25:57,318 --> 01:26:01,989 Over, over, over! 1432 01:26:02,157 --> 01:26:04,283 Over! Over! Over! 1433 01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:14,668 Martha, are you saying it's over? 1434 01:26:16,671 --> 01:26:19,715 Gimme the car keys, wh itman. Gimme the keys now. 1435 01:26:20,592 --> 01:26:25,762 Martha, you don't need car keys. 1436 01:26:25,930 --> 01:26:30,893 You just need a great big hug! 1437 01:26:31,060 --> 01:26:32,019 Come here! 1438 01:26:45,742 --> 01:26:47,743 So i shot h im. 1439 01:26:47,911 --> 01:26:50,162 I mean, i can't believe it myself, but... 1440 01:26:50,330 --> 01:26:53,332 I shot h im. 1441 01:26:54,042 --> 01:26:56,543 I mean, what choice did i have? You know? 1442 01:26:56,711 --> 01:26:59,671 He ru ined my life. He kidnapped me. 1443 01:26:59,839 --> 01:27:01,423 He drugged me. 1444 01:27:01,591 --> 01:27:03,425 You can understand that, can't you? 1445 01:27:03,593 --> 01:27:05,636 Mm-Hmm. 1446 01:27:07,680 --> 01:27:11,058 Maldilta mujer malvada. 1447 01:27:11,226 --> 01:27:12,517 Que sl entendemos? 1448 01:27:12,685 --> 01:27:13,769 Claro que sl. 1449 01:27:13,937 --> 01:27:15,103 Si. 1450 01:27:15,271 --> 01:27:16,230 Oh, we understand. 1451 01:27:16,397 --> 01:27:17,564 Mm-Hmm. 1452 01:27:17,732 --> 01:27:19,316 You shot your husband, 1453 01:27:19,484 --> 01:27:23,528 You snooty, h ighfalutin, go-To-Town bitch! 1454 01:27:23,696 --> 01:27:26,448 Asesina! 1455 01:27:26,616 --> 01:27:29,201 I'm taking you in. 1456 01:27:38,503 --> 01:27:40,087 Inside. Inside. 1457 01:27:42,924 --> 01:27:44,258 Ow. 1458 01:27:44,425 --> 01:27:47,219 Esta adentro, la asesina esa. 1459 01:27:51,975 --> 01:27:52,933 Hey! 1460 01:27:53,101 --> 01:27:53,934 Hey. 1461 01:27:54,102 --> 01:27:55,352 Hey! 1462 01:28:00,608 --> 01:28:02,818 You...no...i shot wh itman! You can't do this. 1463 01:28:02,986 --> 01:28:06,113 You didn't shoot wh itman crawford. 1464 01:28:06,572 --> 01:28:09,074 Th ink back, pilgrim. 1465 01:28:09,242 --> 01:28:13,829 You were standin' in the aisle, and you had the drop on h im. 1466 01:28:13,997 --> 01:28:18,959 Gimme the car keys, wh itman. Gimme the keys now. 1467 01:28:19,585 --> 01:28:22,379 You don't need car keys. 1468 01:28:22,547 --> 01:28:26,383 You just need a great big hug! 1469 01:28:29,345 --> 01:28:32,514 Oh! Oh, no! Ohh! 1470 01:28:32,682 --> 01:28:33,890 How do you know all this? 1471 01:28:34,058 --> 01:28:35,475 Bob told me. 1472 01:28:35,643 --> 01:28:37,602 Bob? 1473 01:28:57,165 --> 01:28:58,623 Hey, guys! 1474 01:28:58,791 --> 01:29:01,209 I been figurin' this out, and i th ink they're gonna be watch in' 1475 01:29:01,377 --> 01:29:05,088 The main roads, so you'd be better off cuttin' cross-Country. 1476 01:29:05,256 --> 01:29:06,506 I gotta get back to inga. 1477 01:29:06,674 --> 01:29:09,176 She's been doin' tequ ila shots. 1478 01:29:09,344 --> 01:29:12,095 Probably down to the worm by now. 1479 01:29:13,389 --> 01:29:17,309 So long, kid. Thanks, bob. 1480 01:29:17,769 --> 01:29:19,019 Don't get me wrong. 1481 01:29:19,187 --> 01:29:22,314 I love inga, but i couldn't let you take the fall. 1482 01:29:23,524 --> 01:29:28,445 Of course, this doesn't mean i won't help my baby hunt you down! 1483 01:29:29,364 --> 01:29:31,198 Sure. 1484 01:29:31,366 --> 01:29:34,159 Love's weird. 1485 01:29:34,994 --> 01:29:36,870 I know. 1486 01:29:37,038 --> 01:29:39,873 Vaya con dios, martha alston. 1487 01:29:40,041 --> 01:29:41,333 Adios, bob. 1488 01:29:41,501 --> 01:29:43,502 Gotta go, gotta go. 1489 01:30:05,817 --> 01:30:09,152 Thanks for bein' there for me when no one else was. 1490 01:30:13,491 --> 01:30:15,784 Okay, martha, there's a time for a hug to end, and this is it. 1491 01:30:15,952 --> 01:30:17,869 Come on. We gotta get outta here. 1492 01:30:18,037 --> 01:30:19,162 Come on. 1493 01:30:30,091 --> 01:30:31,925 Sorry i could just get one horse. 1494 01:30:32,093 --> 01:30:33,427 Aw. 1495 01:30:33,594 --> 01:30:36,388 You know, they hang you for stealin' horses around here. 1496 01:30:39,684 --> 01:30:40,684 Are you limping? 1497 01:30:40,852 --> 01:30:41,893 Oh, no. 1498 01:30:42,061 --> 01:30:43,687 I just twisted my ankle in the church. 1499 01:30:43,855 --> 01:30:45,105 Come on. Get on the horse. 1500 01:30:45,273 --> 01:30:46,481 No, i'll walk. 1501 01:30:46,649 --> 01:30:47,691 Yeah, i insist. Come on. 1502 01:30:47,859 --> 01:30:49,693 Get on the horse. 1503 01:30:57,994 --> 01:30:59,453 Thank god. 1504 01:31:08,546 --> 01:31:11,047 Wow, this is romantic. 1505 01:31:11,215 --> 01:31:15,719 Two people separated by chance finally reun ited, going off into the sunset. 1506 01:31:15,887 --> 01:31:20,140 It reminds me of an affair to remember with cary grant and deborah kerr. 1507 01:31:20,308 --> 01:31:23,226 Walter, she can't walk. She gets run over. 1508 01:31:23,394 --> 01:31:25,437 No, but i mean, uh...all right. 1509 01:31:25,605 --> 01:31:26,813 All right. 1510 01:31:26,981 --> 01:31:28,064 What about casablanca? 1511 01:31:28,232 --> 01:31:29,316 Humphrey bogart, ingrid bergman. 1512 01:31:29,484 --> 01:31:30,484 Walter, she leaves h im. 1513 01:31:30,651 --> 01:31:31,651 What about gone with the wind? 1514 01:31:31,819 --> 01:31:33,069 He leaves her. 1515 01:31:33,237 --> 01:31:34,070 Aah. 1516 01:31:34,238 --> 01:31:35,280 What, uh... 1517 01:31:35,448 --> 01:31:36,406 What movie ends with two people ridin' off in the sunset? 1518 01:31:36,574 --> 01:31:37,532 Don't worry about it. 1519 01:31:37,700 --> 01:31:38,825 It doesn't matter, walter. You know why? 1520 01:31:38,993 --> 01:31:39,993 Why? 1521 01:31:40,161 --> 01:31:41,161 Because the sun sets in the west, 1522 01:31:41,329 --> 01:31:42,829 And we're supposed to be heading north towards the border. 1523 01:31:42,997 --> 01:31:46,166 Oh, yeah. 1524 01:31:46,334 --> 01:31:48,543 Well, can't we just turn right when the lights go out? 1525 01:31:48,711 --> 01:31:51,713 - I mean, this is kinda n ice. - Yeah, it is n ice. 1526 01:31:51,881 --> 01:31:55,800 Blinding, but it's n ice. 101385