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Aww, goodbye, drawer dedicated
to batteries and takeout menus.
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[ Gasps ]
And goodbye, wall dent,
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from when we thoughtLily was a trombone prodigy.
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[ Groans ]
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Mitchell!
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That was your last eye rollin this house!
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You know what,when the new baby comes,
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can you not do it as much?
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Because, you know, you did itaround Lily a lot, and...
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[ Scoffs ]
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Okay -- hey, hey, no, no, no.Don't throw those away.
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I-I might want
to use those
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for my big baby revealto the family.
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If he's bald, I can doa whole Elton John thing.
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Not only are we moving,
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but we're adopting a babythat's due in two weeks.
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And that is stressing me out
because eleven years ago,
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I revealed Lily
with "The Lion King,"
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and there's
a lot of pressure --
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Self-imposed....to top myself.
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So, I've been workshopping
a few ideas.
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I hope everyone here likes...
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baby!
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[ Chuckles ]
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I can see that taking
everyone's breath away, no?
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Uh, I'm more concerned aboutthe city taking our baby away.
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20th Century Fox Television
and ABC, Inc.
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and brought to you by Ford.
Going further, so you can.
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♪♪
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Okay, the repair guys are
gonna be here in five minutes.
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[ Sighs ] I can't believe
I'm saying this,
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but we might actually
be getting away with --
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Hey!
Hey! What are you
guys doing home?
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Yeah, I thought you wentto that beach cleanup.
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Well, we tried,
but the beach yoga people
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wouldn't even move
a hundred feet down.
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You'd think they'd have been
a little more flexible.
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Oh, Phil.
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The good news is, we're backand we are here
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to help you set upfor the twins' Easter party.
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Um, we're good.
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Anyway,we got this covered.
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And you guys
had such a long morning,
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why don't Gamma and Grampy
grab a nap
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so that they're fresh
for the party, huh?
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Okay. [ Chuckles ]
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Okay. But I --
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It's all good.
We got it.
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Last weekend, Mom and Dad
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went to the artichoke festival
in Monterey.
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And Dylan's mom
had the twins,
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so we took the opportunityto have a little party,
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just to seeif we still had it in us.
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We did.
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[ Hip-hop music plays ]I'm trackin' the pizza guy,
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the pizza guy,
the pizza guy!
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His name is Ibrahim!
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Don't forget the garlic knots,
garlic knots, garlic knots!
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Yo!
This party is the GOAT.
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Greatest of all time.
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I'm Doug,your across-the-street neighbor.
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I was just curbin' my bins,
heard the party noise,
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thought I'd join up.
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Want a refill on that?
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There is no scenariowhere I accept a drink from you.
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Lit.
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Nice to see the Dunphy namestill carries some party clout.
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Ah!
[ Groans ]
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You know, we're running lowon jungle juice.
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Just soak it up with a toweland wring it back into your cup.
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Mm. Okay.
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[ Laughing ] Cool!
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What kind is that?
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Uch. Can I have
oneconversation tonight
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without someone asking me
about my snake?
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[ Thud ]
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Ohh! Good Lord!
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What happened?!I slipped on that drink
you spilled.
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Oh! Hurt my ankle
really bad.
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I mean,
I don't want to sue you,
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but I don't really see
any other option.
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Do you?
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So now I work for Doug.
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Hey, everybody!
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Ibrahim has arrived, has a--
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[ Screams ]
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[ People gasp ]
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Don't stare at it!
Put it out!
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♪♪
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We made
some temporary fixes
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and scheduled repairs
for today,
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when Mom and Dad said
they'd be at the beach.
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Then they came home early.
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It's just hard whenyou can't trust family members.
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"Don't Gamma and Grampywant to take a nap?"
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That's not insulting
to you?
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[ Snoring ]
Phil.
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Phil!I...wasn't sleeping.
I was listening.
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And g-good for you.
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That is -- That is
a lot of steps for one day.
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I was talking
about the kids.
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They're treating uslike actual grandparents
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instead of the -- the...
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premature grandparents
we clearly are.
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I'm the only onein my aqua aerobics class
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who doesn't need twonoodles.
[ Chuckles ]
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I put the eggs in a cute basketfor the Easter egg hunt.
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I saw it in a magazine.
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Cute.
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Claire: Haley.Oh, no.
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Honey, your dad and Ididn't feel like taking a nap.
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Why don't you give us a jobfor the party?
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Uh, well, we could use
some help dyeing these eggs.
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But why don't you
change for the party first?
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Oh, good idea!
Yes!
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Phil, wakey, wakey!
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Okay, we got sixty seconds,
people.
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We gotta move fast.
Come on. Come on.
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Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on!
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[ Indistinct talking ]Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
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Come on, move faster!
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Let's go, let's go,
let's go, let's go, let's go!
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Would you hurry it up
a little bit?
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Oh, come on!
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Get out of here now!
Go, go, go!
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Thank you so much.
I love you guys so much. Bye!
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Okay. I thinkwe actually got away with it.
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Oh, no.
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I have to stop
saying that.
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That dude from the party said
that his python was pregnant.
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Do you think
those could be her eggs?
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Oh, my God!
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Is one of them hatching?
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That's so disgusting!Ohh.
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We have to cancel
the party!
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What? No way!
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We just got back inwith this parent group
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after our daughter's
biting spree.
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If they didn't love
their kids being gummed
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by an adorable toddler,
I don't think they're gonna
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love their kids
getting punctured by a python!
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Calm down.
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Snakes lay all their eggs
in one dark place.
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I've got them all here.
I'm gonna run them
by the pet store.
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Oh, my God. Is one of them
moving? Get them out of here.
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They're so gross.
Gross, gross, gross, gross.
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[ Groans ]
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Hey, where you running off to,
little buddy?
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And where are you
running off to, big buddy?
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Hey, stranger!
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Going out again?
I barely see you these days.
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I'd love to hang out, Jay, butI've got a wine club meeting.
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What, are you into wine?
I love wine!
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Okay. See ya.Wait a minute!
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I'm gonna open a bottle
later on.
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Why don't you bring oneand we'll have a little tasting?
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I guessI wouldn't mind that.
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I'll stop by the store
on my way back.
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While you're there, would you bea prince and pick me up a soda?
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I've got homework.
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Where'd you get a fifty?
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Don't worry about it.
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Gloria:
Welcome to your new house!
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I don't remember this room
feeling so stark and cold.
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Luckily this is
a smart house.
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Adam, warm light mode.
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[ Beep ]Adam: Initiating.
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Oh!
Oh, no -- no!
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No, that just brings out
the molding around the windows.
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I -- Does it feel like
we're in a nursing home?
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Adam, party mode!
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[ Beep ] Initiating.
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[ Dance music plays ]
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Oh, God. No!No, that's -- that's even worse.
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I'm -- I'm sorry,
I just --
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I don't feel like I've ever
been in this house before.
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[ Music continues ]Adam, I swear to God!
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[ Beep ] Initiating.
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Did we just make
a huge mistake?
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Mitchell, you know
you hate change.
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Remember whenyou shaved your beard?
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You screamed in the mirror,"Oh, my God, you look hideous!"
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That was you.
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I mean, you have been a crab
all day long.
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How do you know?You haven't even been around us!
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I took a crazy guess.
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Look,
this is buyer's remorse.
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I learned that from my mentor,
Phil Dunphy,
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and I know how to fix it.
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Come with me
if you want to live...
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in this house...and not be a bummer to everyone.
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Lily, you need to help me
start unpacking.
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We need to work
on my baby reveal.
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Adam, thinking mode.
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[ Beep ] Initiating.
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[ Serene music plays ]
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I know it sounds crazy,
but it works.
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In order to accept
the new house,
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you have to properly
say goodbye to thisplace.
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Okay, I'm not talkingto a house. Okay?
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And -- And why are the moversjust sitting out there?
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Don't worry about them.
I'll handle them.
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I used to be a mover.
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I kind of fell into it
when I helped an ex-boyfriend
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steal his brother's
refrigerator.
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Okay, wait, so you've beena cab driver, a hairdresser,
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a spokesmodel,
and a mover.
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I-Is your life real?
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Is anythingreal?
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That was a question
that I asked myself
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when I was
a philosophy professor.
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Now, say goodbye
to the house.
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Tell ithow much it meant to you.
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Be honest with each other,
like two lovers
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that know that the time has comewhen they must part ways.
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Okay, well, usually,
I would just
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take my gym membership
off his keychain
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and then introduce him
to my mother.
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[ Door closes ]
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Hey, house.
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Hey, you humps!
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We're paying you
by the hour!
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We're on a coffee break,
lady.
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Oh, don't give me that.
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I used to do your job.
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And this attitude,this is why people hate movers.
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That and all the stealing.
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Whoa! You think
you can do better?
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[ Chuckles ] I hateto burst your bubble wrap,
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but I knowI can.
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We actually double booked today,so this works out.
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Have at it.
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Oh, no, no, no, no!
Ay, wait!
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Come back, humps!
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Lily: What are you doing
with the cat?
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Okay, don't worry.
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On the day, I will replace Larrywith the baby.
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Once the family is all seatedaround the table,
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I'll undo
the security rope
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and then let the babyhover above the table
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for all the family
to marvel at.
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Cellphone rings ]Wait. Phone's ringing.
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[ Cellphone beeps ]Hello?
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Yes, speaking.
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What?
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[ Larry meows ]
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No!
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[ Piano music plays ]
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Oh, honey, did you just takea sip from the paintbrush water?
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[ Chuckling ] I think I'd know
if I did, Claire.
253
00:08:41,999 --> 00:08:45,133
Oh! This must be
the grandparents' table!
254
00:08:45,176 --> 00:08:46,656
I wouldn't say that.No, I d--
I don't think --
255
00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:50,399
These are the kids'
grandparents, Gamma and Grampy.
256
00:08:50,442 --> 00:08:52,009
Oh, nice to meet you.
257
00:08:52,053 --> 00:08:53,707
I'm Meemaw.
This is Bobo.
258
00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:56,144
Have you met
GimGim and Mimsy?
259
00:08:56,187 --> 00:08:57,798
Oh, you know what?Why don't you take our seats?
260
00:08:57,841 --> 00:08:59,669
I thinkwe're at the wrong table.
261
00:08:59,713 --> 00:09:01,366
Oh! My back!
262
00:09:01,410 --> 00:09:03,020
Oh, it happens to me
all the time.
263
00:09:03,064 --> 00:09:04,413
Oh.
264
00:09:04,456 --> 00:09:06,589
I'm gonna get you
the name of these shoes.
265
00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:08,635
Doug,I have cooked for you,
266
00:09:08,678 --> 00:09:10,071
spray tanned you,
267
00:09:10,114 --> 00:09:12,682
taken twoof your sign spinning shifts.
268
00:09:12,726 --> 00:09:14,641
Are we seriously
not even yet?
269
00:09:14,684 --> 00:09:16,425
I think you're making
too big a deal about this.
270
00:09:16,468 --> 00:09:18,732
I just need you to dress up
like Harley Quinn
271
00:09:18,775 --> 00:09:20,603
and give a foot massage
to the winner of my game night.
272
00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:21,778
Don't worry.
273
00:09:21,822 --> 00:09:23,345
I'm gonna win.
274
00:09:26,304 --> 00:09:29,612
And get this,
Gerald fell again.
275
00:09:29,656 --> 00:09:30,874
Wrist this time.
276
00:09:30,918 --> 00:09:33,616
That man's got more pins in him
than a tailor's mouth.
277
00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:35,052
[ Light laughter ]
278
00:09:35,096 --> 00:09:37,446
He never learned
how to fall the right way.
279
00:09:37,489 --> 00:09:38,882
Too proud.
280
00:09:38,926 --> 00:09:40,275
Wait, there's a right way
to fall?
281
00:09:40,318 --> 00:09:41,798
Really?
A follow-up?
282
00:09:41,842 --> 00:09:45,846
Resist the temptation to
break the fall with the hands.
283
00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:47,412
Land on your bottom.
284
00:09:47,456 --> 00:09:49,850
Aim for the meat,
not the bone.
285
00:09:49,893 --> 00:09:51,503
Oh -- Mimsy!
286
00:09:51,547 --> 00:09:53,418
[ Guests gasp ]
287
00:09:53,462 --> 00:09:54,550
See? Good as new.
288
00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,857
My dear husband,
such a gentleman.
289
00:09:56,900 --> 00:10:00,251
He always opens the bathtub doorfor me. [ Chuckles ]
290
00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:02,427
Yeah. Would you excuse usjust a second?
291
00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:06,475
[ Laughter ]
292
00:10:06,518 --> 00:10:07,432
'Cause she was.
293
00:10:07,476 --> 00:10:08,825
It's not good.
294
00:10:08,869 --> 00:10:11,001
Oh, totally!
295
00:10:11,045 --> 00:10:12,699
We're just remembering
something that happened
296
00:10:12,742 --> 00:10:14,701
on our last Negroni crawl
in Frogtown.
297
00:10:14,744 --> 00:10:16,267
Oh, Frogtown!
298
00:10:16,311 --> 00:10:17,834
Oh, "Bird on a bird!""Bird on a bird!"
299
00:10:17,878 --> 00:10:19,227
[ Laughter ]
300
00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:20,794
Oh, you all got
the TikTok invite
301
00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:22,578
Bridget from Quibi sent out
for her matcha pop-up
302
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:23,492
on Thursday, right?
303
00:10:23,535 --> 00:10:24,885
You guys down?
304
00:10:24,928 --> 00:10:26,364
Oh, yeah,
that sounds...
305
00:10:26,408 --> 00:10:27,931
frosty.
306
00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:30,368
[ Sighs ]
Small hiccup.
307
00:10:30,412 --> 00:10:32,457
When I got to the pet store,
I was down one python egg,
308
00:10:32,501 --> 00:10:34,155
which means --There's one still here.
309
00:10:34,198 --> 00:10:36,505
Yeah, and I just checked theliving room, and it's not there.
310
00:10:36,548 --> 00:10:38,812
Okay, nuggets!
Everyone outside!
311
00:10:38,855 --> 00:10:40,683
It's time for the egg hunt!
312
00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:41,553
[ Children cheering ]
313
00:10:41,597 --> 00:10:43,730
Hey. Small hiccup.
314
00:10:43,773 --> 00:10:45,819
Now it's timefor the bottle
Ibrought.
315
00:10:45,862 --> 00:10:46,820
Unh-unh-unh!
316
00:10:46,863 --> 00:10:48,691
Fresh glasses.
317
00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:52,564
This, my friend,is a 2009 Chateau Trotanoy.
318
00:10:52,608 --> 00:10:53,870
You might wantto cinch your belt up.
319
00:10:53,914 --> 00:10:55,959
It's liableto blow your trousers off.
320
00:10:56,003 --> 00:10:57,918
Mm.
321
00:10:57,961 --> 00:10:59,093
It's nice.
322
00:10:59,136 --> 00:11:00,268
"Nice"?
323
00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:01,922
I understand
why youwould like it,
324
00:11:01,965 --> 00:11:04,359
but...this is what
my wine club friends
325
00:11:04,402 --> 00:11:05,708
would call
"an obvious choice."
326
00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:08,842
I get it. You haven't developeda taste for fine wine yet.
327
00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:10,495
Um, I hate to say it,
328
00:11:10,539 --> 00:11:12,759
but I probably know
more about wine than youdo.
329
00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:14,717
Two months ago,you couldn't drink rosé
330
00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:16,371
unless it was mixed
with Snapple.
331
00:11:16,414 --> 00:11:18,199
There's only one wayto settle this --
332
00:11:18,242 --> 00:11:20,592
are you upfor a little blind taste test?
333
00:11:20,636 --> 00:11:21,985
Bring it.
334
00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:25,510
Joe, go to the wine cellar,pick out five random bottles.
335
00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:27,208
We have a wine cellar?What's a wine cellar?
336
00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:28,949
Mitchell: You were my first.
337
00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:30,951
And we'd both been through
so much.
338
00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:32,604
I mean, I was neurotic.
339
00:11:32,648 --> 00:11:35,869
You had a-a bathroom
off the kitchen.
340
00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:37,653
But we both found each other.
341
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:38,741
[ Sniffles ]
342
00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:40,351
Anyway, I --
343
00:11:40,395 --> 00:11:43,137
I-I-I feel like, um,
I have to say something.
344
00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:45,008
It's not you.
It's -- It's me.
345
00:11:45,052 --> 00:11:46,618
[ Voice breaking ]
I just, um...
346
00:11:46,662 --> 00:11:48,272
I need more space.
347
00:11:50,013 --> 00:11:51,972
But we could still
remember the good times.
348
00:11:52,015 --> 00:11:53,669
Um, like --
like when I first moved in
349
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,149
and all I had
was that boombox.
350
00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:59,196
Yeah, um...
what do you say? Yeah.
351
00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:01,329
Huh?
352
00:12:01,372 --> 00:12:03,113
One more time?
353
00:12:03,157 --> 00:12:04,898
♪♪
354
00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:11,034
♪ Now I've had
the time of my life ♪
355
00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:15,647
♪ No, I never
felt like this before ♪
356
00:12:15,691 --> 00:12:20,261
♪ Yes, I swear it's the truth
357
00:12:20,304 --> 00:12:22,916
What do you say? Huh?
358
00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:24,482
Takes you right back, right?
359
00:12:24,526 --> 00:12:26,136
To Valentine's Day 2003...
360
00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:29,052
and four.
361
00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:31,228
♪ And I owe it all to you
362
00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:32,839
Mitchell: Gloria was right.
363
00:12:32,882 --> 00:12:35,929
Once I said goodbye, I was able
to embrace this new house
364
00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:38,888
and spend the next few weeks
getting ready for the baby.
365
00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:40,498
I just needed closure.
366
00:12:40,542 --> 00:12:42,370
And -- And s--
And so did the drapes.
367
00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:46,026
Because the -- the dancing got,
uh -- g-got pretty dirty.
368
00:12:46,069 --> 00:12:53,294
♪ Because I've had
the time of my life ♪
369
00:12:53,337 --> 00:12:57,907
♪ No, I never
felt this way before ♪
370
00:12:57,951 --> 00:13:02,303
♪ Yes, I swear it's the truth
371
00:13:02,346 --> 00:13:04,000
♪ And I owe it all to you [ Door opens ]Cameron: Mitchell!
372
00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:06,220
The baby's here.
He's early.
373
00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:08,004
[ Music stops ]What?
I-I'm not ready!
374
00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:09,223
Well, getready.
375
00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:10,877
And we willbe discussing
why you were
376
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:11,703
"Time-of-my-Life-ing"
without me.
377
00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:17,100
[ Both slurp, swish ]
378
00:13:17,144 --> 00:13:20,060
The uneducated palate wouldidentify this as a Cabernet,
379
00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:22,323
when, in fact,it is a Merlot from Bordeaux.
380
00:13:22,366 --> 00:13:23,933
Correct.
381
00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:25,326
Oh! Lucky guess.
382
00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:26,893
In my twenties,
I befriended
383
00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:29,417
a sommelier from Paris --Marcel Caron.
384
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:31,332
In fact,I went to stay with him.
385
00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,638
We'd drink wine all night
and fall asleep
386
00:13:33,682 --> 00:13:37,338
to the sound of an accordionon the Rue de Montparnasse.
387
00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:40,123
Much like this wine, that story
has too many fruity notes.
388
00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:40,907
Next glass.
389
00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:43,170
And...sip.
390
00:13:44,954 --> 00:13:46,651
[ Both slurp, swish ]
391
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:49,089
Mm.
392
00:13:49,132 --> 00:13:52,701
That is a mature
Napa Valley Cabernet.
393
00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:54,137
Correct.
394
00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:55,443
Unh!
Eat that, old man!
395
00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:57,010
You know, you don'thave to spike the football
396
00:13:57,053 --> 00:13:58,881
every timeyou get an answer right.
397
00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:01,101
Only you could make
talking about wine
398
00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:02,102
into something obnoxious.
399
00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:04,887
Score is tied, two-two.
400
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:06,280
Time now
for the final wine.
401
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:10,197
[ Both slurp, swish ]
402
00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:14,549
And to reveal the answer...
403
00:14:14,592 --> 00:14:15,942
Wait a minute.
404
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:17,160
Maybe we shouldn't.
405
00:14:17,204 --> 00:14:18,945
Before we turned thisinto a competition,
406
00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:21,251
we were both having fun,right?
407
00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:23,297
We were doing somethingwe both liked.
408
00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:25,255
It did occur to me
that this whole afternoon,
409
00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:27,344
neither one of us
checked our watch once.
410
00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:29,085
And if we flip this over,one of us is gonna feel bad
411
00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:30,391
and it could ruin
the thing.
412
00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:33,307
I mean, let's face it,we don't have a ton in common,
413
00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:36,310
but today I sawa little bit of me in you.
414
00:14:36,353 --> 00:14:38,181
You can be
a competitive jerk.
415
00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:40,401
And based on
that summer in Paris story,
416
00:14:40,444 --> 00:14:42,794
you can be kind of a sensitive,
even perfumy type of --
417
00:14:42,838 --> 00:14:44,318
That'll do.
418
00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:45,972
Look, when you get backfrom your trip,
419
00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:47,538
why don't we
make this a thing?
420
00:14:47,582 --> 00:14:50,063
We'll have a wine tastingonce a month --
421
00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:51,847
without the competition.
422
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:52,674
I'm in.
423
00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:00,856
Damn it!
424
00:15:02,771 --> 00:15:05,034
Competitive bastard.
425
00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:07,341
[ Chuckling ]
Oh, I love that kid.
426
00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:09,212
[ Sighs ]
427
00:15:09,256 --> 00:15:10,953
Time to face facts,
honey.
428
00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:13,216
It's the grandparent's tablefor us.
429
00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:15,784
Grandpa Phil, huh?
Mm.
430
00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:18,221
Guess I could get used to
shaving naked at the gym.
431
00:15:18,265 --> 00:15:19,788
Mm.
432
00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:22,008
The hardest part is, our kidsaren't gonna need us anymore.
433
00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:24,401
And it does meanswe raised them right.
434
00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:25,663
On the bright side,
435
00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:27,970
one of them actually vacuumedthe living room rug,
436
00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:29,189
and...looks brand new.
437
00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:30,103
Haley: Guys, help!
438
00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:32,409
Don't listen to her!I need you more!
439
00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:34,194
I spilled my drinkat the party, and Doug cameWe had a huge party,
and a snake guy came,
440
00:15:34,237 --> 00:15:36,152
and slipped and hurt his ankle,and nowand the snake laid eggs,
and it accidentally
441
00:15:36,196 --> 00:15:37,632
he's gonna sue us unless I --got mixed in
with the Easter eggs --Shut up!
442
00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:39,547
Mom, I know you told menot to buy expensive sunglasses
443
00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:40,983
because I'd only lose them,
but then I --
444
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:42,158
They're on your head.
445
00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:45,553
Oh. Cool.
446
00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:46,554
[ Scoffs ]
447
00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:47,990
Haley:
Hey! You find it?
448
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:49,687
No, but I just realized
449
00:15:49,731 --> 00:15:51,994
why they call rollingtwo ones with dice "snake eggs."
450
00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:53,126
That's snake eyes.
451
00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:55,171
Oh.Then what did
Irealize?
452
00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:56,564
Don't worry.
I got this.
453
00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:58,218
What's with
the bunny suit?
454
00:15:58,261 --> 00:15:59,915
Well, I needed a plausiblereason to be out in the yard.
455
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,264
It's your house.
456
00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:02,178
Okay,I-I like the costume.
457
00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:03,397
I found one!
458
00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,486
Oh, no!
On it!
459
00:16:05,529 --> 00:16:07,053
Ooh!
460
00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:09,142
I've never seenso many pretty ones.
461
00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:10,230
Mama!
462
00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:13,015
The Easter Bunny
stole my basket!
463
00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:15,235
T-That's becauseI'm the Easter
Bandit.
464
00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:16,845
You werea little bad last year.
465
00:16:16,888 --> 00:16:18,064
I know.
466
00:16:18,107 --> 00:16:20,153
I have five now!
467
00:16:20,196 --> 00:16:22,024
Five eggs?!
468
00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:24,635
Well, congratulations!
469
00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:28,161
You get to trade
these five eggs
470
00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:29,597
for one...
471
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:31,816
solar path light!
472
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:32,817
Girl:
This egg's moving!
473
00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:34,123
Wait, wait, wait!
474
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:36,169
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.
475
00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:39,433
That is a magic egg.
476
00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:41,304
Ohh!
477
00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:43,132
Close your eyes
and make a wish.
478
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:46,657
Okay.
479
00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:48,137
Where's my egg?
480
00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:49,921
Disappeared.
Gotta go!
481
00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:52,837
Uh, can I at leastget a picture with you?
482
00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:54,100
Uh...
Grandpa!
483
00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:57,016
[ Egg cracking ]Uh-oh.
484
00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:01,063
One very quick pic.
485
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:02,238
[ Camera clicks ]
486
00:17:02,282 --> 00:17:03,892
Uhp! Got my own finger.Sorry.
487
00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:05,459
Ah.
488
00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:07,330
Well, that's me.
How'd I do that?
489
00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:08,462
Here we go.
490
00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:10,333
[ Cellphone rings ]
491
00:17:10,377 --> 00:17:11,856
Wait.
I'm getting a call.
492
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:13,206
Who do I know
in Delaware?
493
00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:14,511
Let it go to voicemail,
Jim!
494
00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:15,338
Okay.
495
00:17:15,382 --> 00:17:17,471
Stop squirming,
Easter Bunny!
496
00:17:17,514 --> 00:17:18,863
And one...
497
00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:20,213
Three![ Camera clicks ]
498
00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:21,779
Got it.Have a good year,
everybody!
499
00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:23,259
Be good!
Especially you!
500
00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:28,308
What is the big emergency,
Alex?
501
00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:30,223
I was using my Shop-Vac
to give myself a hickey
502
00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:31,093
to show the guys
at game night.
503
00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:33,008
Hello, Doug.
504
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,793
Oh. The mother.
505
00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:37,491
Look, Alex isn'tcoming to game night.
506
00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:40,320
She's also not cooking you ribs,
doing your laundry,
507
00:17:40,363 --> 00:17:42,322
or getting you
an online M.B.A.
508
00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:43,801
Actually,
I might finish that.
509
00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:44,933
I really think we could make
the Dean's List.Tch!
510
00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:46,369
Well, we had a deal,
511
00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:48,241
so if she's not
gonna keep up her end,
512
00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:49,546
I guess
I'll just have to sue.
513
00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:51,157
Oh, no, no, no, Doug.
514
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,289
I thinkthat we can work that out
515
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:56,510
right here, right now.
516
00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:58,294
What do you think...
517
00:17:58,338 --> 00:18:00,775
of this number?
518
00:18:00,818 --> 00:18:03,604
I'd like it a lot better
with another zero on the end.
519
00:18:03,647 --> 00:18:05,127
Oh. Okay.
Yeah.
520
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:07,390
Well...
I blame myself.
521
00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:09,131
You --
You try to instill
522
00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:12,134
a sense of responsibilityin your children, and...
523
00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:13,701
[ Voice breaking ]obviously, I failed.
524
00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:14,832
[ Chuckles ]
525
00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:16,399
I don't know
why I'm surprised.
526
00:18:16,443 --> 00:18:17,574
It's the story
of my life.
527
00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:18,793
[ Sighs ]
528
00:18:18,836 --> 00:18:22,579
Loveless marriage, no job,and now...
529
00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:24,364
Some reason,I thought that being a mother
530
00:18:24,407 --> 00:18:26,844
would be the one thing
I got right.
531
00:18:26,888 --> 00:18:28,672
Well...[ Inhales deeply, sighs ]
532
00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:31,588
Could you at least waittill Wednesday to cash this?
533
00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:34,504
Um...
534
00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:36,158
No.
535
00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:38,160
Sorry about
your miserable life.
536
00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:40,597
I have faith
that you'll get it together.
537
00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:41,772
Ohh!
Oh, Mom!
538
00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:44,035
Oh! Oh, my wrist!
539
00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:45,254
My wrist!Oh, my God.
540
00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:46,386
It's broken!
He pushed me!
541
00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:47,996
No, I didn't!
542
00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:49,215
Yes! You did!I saw it.
543
00:18:49,258 --> 00:18:51,304
That's elder abuse.
544
00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:53,741
You messedwith the wrong Gamma.
545
00:18:53,784 --> 00:18:57,397
Long story short, Doug and I
decided to call it even.
546
00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:00,530
And, thanks to me,not one child got bit.
547
00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:02,184
[ Groans ] Are you really
gonna keep that thing?
548
00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:05,361
Do we alwayshave to talk about my snake?
549
00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:06,667
Okay, this is too soon.
550
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:08,364
She wasn't supposed togive birth for two more weeks.
551
00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:09,887
Yeah, and, you know,
not to be critical of women,
552
00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:12,542
but how hard is it
just to hold it in?
553
00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:13,891
You know,
I had that giant coffee
554
00:19:13,935 --> 00:19:15,632
and sat through Manny's
one-man "Uncle Vanya."
555
00:19:15,676 --> 00:19:17,243
We -- We -- We stillhaven't baby-proofed.
556
00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:19,070
We don't -- We don't havea changing table.
557
00:19:19,114 --> 00:19:21,203
I haven't even started
painting the mural above
the baby's crib yet.
558
00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:22,900
Okay, so I guessthere are
somepositives.
559
00:19:22,944 --> 00:19:24,815
Guys!
Oh!Oh! Oh![ Tires screech ]
560
00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:26,861
Lily, I'm so sorry.
I forgot you're back there.
561
00:19:26,904 --> 00:19:29,429
And every time you speak, it's
like a -- a ghost popping out.
562
00:19:29,472 --> 00:19:31,344
There's no carseat
back here.
563
00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:32,910
Okay, Lily,
you don't need a carseat.
564
00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:34,477
Honey, not everythingis about you! Come on!
565
00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:36,262
For the baby!
566
00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:37,872
Oh. Oh, my G--
Oh, my God!
567
00:19:37,915 --> 00:19:40,135
It's packed away. It's --It's in the moving truck.
568
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,832
Okay, but can --
can you hurry?
569
00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:43,443
Sorry I was late.
570
00:19:43,486 --> 00:19:45,575
A smokey
set up a bear trap,
571
00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:47,664
and I had to back off
the hammer.
572
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:50,058
I'll get your carseat
in no time.
573
00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:51,059
Where are the movers?
574
00:19:52,626 --> 00:19:55,194
Those were no movers. They were
just men carrying boxes.
575
00:19:56,673 --> 00:19:58,893
[ Glass shattering ]
576
00:19:58,936 --> 00:20:01,374
Those things were broken
before we packed them, huh?
577
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:03,419
Are we sure
we put the carseat in right?
578
00:20:03,463 --> 00:20:04,594
What do you mean, we?
579
00:20:04,638 --> 00:20:06,466
I-I-I don't know.
it felt shaky!
580
00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:07,641
Oh, God, this is bad.This is really bad.
581
00:20:07,684 --> 00:20:08,946
We don't have diapers,we don't have formula --
582
00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:10,252
I don't even know
where we live.
583
00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:12,036
If somebody asks for an address,what am I supposed to say?
584
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,386
"Some new house
someplace"?
585
00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:14,517
Guys.Aaah!
Ohhh, my gosh!
586
00:20:14,561 --> 00:20:17,346
O-O-Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
We're awful.
587
00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:18,521
We haven't even
checked in with you.
588
00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:20,349
You -- You must be
freaking out, too.
589
00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:23,265
No, I'm not,
and neither are you.
590
00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:24,832
This is just your process.
591
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:26,312
You get hysterical,
592
00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:27,922
you worry
about every detail,
593
00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:29,489
then you turn on
each other...
594
00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:30,707
No, we don't!Yes, we do.
595
00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:32,361
How dare you.
596
00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:33,536
And after
all that craziness,
597
00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:35,451
when it really matters
the most, you...
598
00:20:35,495 --> 00:20:36,452
W-What?
599
00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:38,324
W-W-What do we do?
600
00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:40,108
♪♪
601
00:20:40,151 --> 00:20:42,458
[ Baby coos ]
602
00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:44,852
Our son.
603
00:20:44,895 --> 00:20:46,114
He's beautiful.
604
00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:49,204
We got this.
605
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,510
Yeah.
Yeah.
606
00:20:50,553 --> 00:20:52,163
♪♪
607
00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:57,517
Okay, so, Gloria said
she set up Joe's old
bassinet in our bedroom,
608
00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,780
and I think we have enoughdiapers to last us till morning.
609
00:20:59,823 --> 00:21:01,390
D-Don't forget
to support his head.
610
00:21:01,434 --> 00:21:03,523
I will.It's not my first rodeo.
611
00:21:03,566 --> 00:21:06,003
[ Gasps ] Oh, I can't waitto take him to his first rodeo.
612
00:21:06,047 --> 00:21:08,310
[ Chuckles ] Okay, um,
she's asking what time
613
00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:10,356
she should bring everyone by
for the baby reveal.
614
00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:11,792
I don't know, may--
615
00:21:11,835 --> 00:21:14,011
Maybe it should just bethe four of us tonight, huh?
616
00:21:14,055 --> 00:21:15,796
Aww.
617
00:21:15,839 --> 00:21:17,928
You know, I...
think I finally realized
618
00:21:17,972 --> 00:21:20,017
what this house has been missingall along.
619
00:21:20,061 --> 00:21:21,497
[ Baby coos ]
620
00:21:22,585 --> 00:21:24,021
Recessed lighting.Totally.
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