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Hear ye, hear ye!
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I'm the Town Crier!
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And here's your
top-of-the-hour war forecast.
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As you can see here
on our real-time Accu-War map,
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the Valdrogian kill front
is currently moving
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in a southwesterly direction,
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burning and murdering
everything in its path.
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And, yes, folks,
unfortunately this icon here
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does represent Lower Murkford,
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putting us directly in the path
of the slaughter.
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All residents are advised to
evacuate the village immediately
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in a calm and orderly fashion.
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[ People screaming ]
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Sports is next.
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♪ I've gone down
that road again ♪
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♪ I've been there before
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♪ Though want to know more
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♪ It's always been
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Sword slices, chicken clucks ]
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♪♪
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[ Banging, people screaming ]
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[ Whistling ]
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Hiya, Frank.
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Hey, Eddie.
What's shakin'?
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Ah, you know, same ol'.
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[ Man screams ]
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Dad, we got to
get out of here!
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They're calling this
the siege of the century!
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Sweetheart, relax.
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The media always exaggerates
these types of things.
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Do you remember
the Visigoth attack of '09?
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They called that
the siege of the century,
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and barely 400 people died.
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Besides,
if things get really bad,
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we could always go down
to my siege shelter.
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You have a shelter?
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That's great.
Let's go.
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Kids, huh?
[ Chuckles ]
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Huh. It's really starting
to come down.
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[ Arrows thudding ]
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Aaaah!
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Hi. So, good news,
bad news.
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The good news is that
we finally finished
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slaying all
the wedding guests.
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The bad news is that
Princess Vicki escaped
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and she's leading
the Valdrogian army into town.
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[ Thudding,
rumbling in distance ]
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Then we are vanquished.
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My kingdom.
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I've lost my kingdom.
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Okay, we gotta boogie.
Let's head for the coast.
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I've got an armored pleasure
yacht, the S.S. Gigantress.
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It's big enough
to hold a village.
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W-Wait!
If it can hold a village,
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well, sh-- we should
take the village.
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Are you kidding?
The yacht's just for us.
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Well, but t-t-there's room
for so many more.
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Not if you account
for my luggage.
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Now, forget about those
filthy peasants and come on.
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No, Dad! They are not
just filthy peasants!
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They are filthy people!
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They are good, decent,
filthy people
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who have welcomed me
into their lives
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and have taught me how to live
and -- and dream and love!
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You're right.
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There are a lot of them.
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It'll take the Valdrogians hours
to slaughter them all.
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Even if they just
do decapitations,
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that's a minute,
a minute 10 per head.
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Ah, we've got
plenty of time.
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Let's head up
to the treasure room
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and load up with as much gold,
jewels,
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and other shit
as we can carry.
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Bye-bye.
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Vexler, no. Stay.
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Help me fight
for Lower Murkford.
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Yeah, I think I'm gonna
hop on that pleasure yacht.
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No, wait.
T-The peasants,
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they have no means
of defending themselves.
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Maybe that's on them.What?
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I've worked my whole life
to get here.
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I'm not throwing it away
for a bunch of people
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that can't even
help themselves.
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[ Door slams ]
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[ People screaming,
arrows thudding ]
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Pretty sweet, huh?
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Dad, all this food
has definitely gone bad.
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Maybe I shouldn't have only
stocked mayonnaise-based foods.
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But not to worry.
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We have plenty of rock sprouts
to eat.
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We have a big barrel of water
and a solid roof.
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-Oh!
-What?
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Oh. [ Coughing ]
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Dang it.
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[ Bell ringing ]
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Hear ye, hear ye!
This just in.
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Prince Chauncley has opened up
his castle to any villagers
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who wish to wait out the siege
within the safety of its walls.
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That prince,
he's a heck of a guy.
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I mean, he's fine.
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He was already
in the castle,
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so it's not that big of a deal
for him to open the door, but...
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[ Thud ]Man: Aaaah!
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Yeah,
we should get there.
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Castle's pretty far away.
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How are we gonna
get across town?
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Easy. We'll walk.
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[ Screaming ]
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I hate to say it, kids,
but we're definitely gonna die.
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Aw, man.
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This table won't last for long.
Think, guys!
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There's got to be some clever
way to get to the castle.
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Okay, I've got it.
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We make friends
with a really big turtle
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and he gives us a ride
in his shell.
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That's a neat idea, Mikey,
but I don't know
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where we're gonna find
a big turtle around here.
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Especially not
a friendly one.
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Sorry.
I'm just trying to help.
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It's okay, Mikey.
We'll figure it out.
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[ Loud thudding,
people screaming in distance ]
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I got it.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Eddie: Oh, wow, look what
you did to the cart.
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Come on. Get in.
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I'll pull you guys
to the castle.
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Al, wait.
I want to pull it.
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No, Mikey.
It's really dangerous.
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Please.
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Look, I want to help for once,
and this is something I can do.
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Thanks, Mikey.
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Thank you so much.
Yes, please.
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Welcome.
Make yourself at home.
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Come on, ladies.
Hustle.
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Move, move, move.
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Sister Doris,
what's our head count?
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Five?
We started with six.
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Wait, were you
counting Christ?
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Because he "always
walks amongst us"?
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[Bleep] Now is not the time
for that shit, Doris.
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Maggie!
Maggie, is Al with you?
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No, I haven't seen her.
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She must still
be out there somewhere.
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M'lord, the Valdrogians are
nearly through the city gate.
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If we don't raise the drawbridge
now, we could all be killed.
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No, keep it down.
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There's still a few people
I'm hoping will make it.
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Al: Hit it, Mikey!
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Aaaaaaaah!
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Hey. Mikey, stop.
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What?Oh, we can't leave Frank.
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He's a one-of-a-kind guy.
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Dad, he is the most unremarkable
man I've ever met.
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Come on, Al,
we're not the kind of people
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who leave our friends
behind.
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[ Sighs ] Okay.
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Frank!
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Come on!
Eddie!
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Thanks for stopping.
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Sorry. I know.
I'm an over-packer.
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Hey, we should
pick up Gladys.
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Of course.
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Gladys!
Welcome aboard.
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Thanks for the lift.
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Thought me and Pecky
were done for.
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Hey, let's grab
The Oracle, too.
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Eddie: Sure.
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-What is it?
-Oh.
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-Seriously?
-Oh, please.
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Well, sorry.
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If I don't practice
for a day,
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I start to lose it.
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Come on.
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Dad, I'm not sure how much more
weight this cart can carry.
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Nah, it'll be fine.
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This thing
is strong as a rock.
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[ Creaking ]
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[ Arrows thudding ]
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Hey, we're almost there, and
the drawbridge is still down.
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[ All cheering ]
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Hi!
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Oh!
We have three more!
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No, we can't
take anyone else.
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Come on, Al.
They need our help.
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Yeah!
Don't be a dick.
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-[ Sighs ]
-Come on!
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-Come on!
-Quickly.
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-Run!
-You have to run.
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Run, Wesley Pervert!
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Snug in here.
I like it.
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[ Shouting ]
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Oh, shit.
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Al, can you actually, like,
scooch down a little?
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I have barely
any leg room.
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Just go, Mikey.
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Yaaaaah!
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[ All grunting ]
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[ Horses neigh ]
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[ Shouting ]
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You idiots!
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I told you this was gonna
happen, but you never listen!
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And now we're all
gonna die!
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And you know what?
Maybe we should.
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Maybe this is exactly what
this stupid town deserves.
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God, I wish I'd never
come back here.
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Yah!
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[ Growling ]
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Hoo-ha. Hoo-ha.
Hoooooo-ha.
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Chauncley: Captured?
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The Valdrogians are holding them
in the town square.
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I-Is one of them
a young woman
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with a brave heart
and a brilliant mind
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and a smile that makes you
feel like it's summer?
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Okay,
we have to save them.
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Rally every soldier
we have.
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That's just us,
m'lord.
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There's no way
we're going back out there.
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Jargar.
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Jargar!
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Fine.
I'll go alone.
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I'm afraid I can't
let you do that, Sire.
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It's my job
to protect you.
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If you die, I lose my pension,
dental, everything.
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Alright.
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Well, I suppose I will just
have to make myself comfortable
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at the castle
for a little whi--
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Oh, my God.
Are those Valdrogians?
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I've run off!
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Enemies of Valdrogia, you are
hereby sentenced to death.
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Maybe King Cragnoor
will save us.
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I mean,
he's a pretty good king, right?
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[ Laughing ]
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Do you ever have one of those
moments where you just think,
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"Everything in my life
is perfect"?
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[ Man screaming ]Like a kind of
a Zen feeling?
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You're just totally happy
and at peace
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knowing every decision
you made was right.
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It's crazy to think
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that we're never gonna see
Lower Murkford again.
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Ahh. Where?
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The town you ruled over.
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The place we just left
all the peasants to die.
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Oh, yeah.
Well, maybe that's on them.
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Best use for those vermin
is to nourish the worms
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with their murdered flesh.
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I mean, you of all people
should know.
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You used to crawl
among those vile bugs.
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And now look at you.
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You're rich
and very, very happy.
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Cheers!
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You and me, Vexler,
road dogs!
255
00:10:17,789 --> 00:10:22,380
[ All chanting "Hoo-ha" ]
256
00:10:22,380 --> 00:10:24,278
Rrrr-ah!
257
00:10:27,143 --> 00:10:28,524
Hey, guys.
258
00:10:28,524 --> 00:10:31,976
So, this part of the conquering
is actually kind of fun.
259
00:10:31,976 --> 00:10:35,117
It's Valdrogian tradition
to pick one person, you know,
260
00:10:35,117 --> 00:10:37,119
to "live to tell the tale."
261
00:10:37,119 --> 00:10:38,776
So go ahead.
262
00:10:38,776 --> 00:10:40,501
Pick someone.
263
00:10:40,501 --> 00:10:42,607
Come on.
Pick who lives.
264
00:10:42,607 --> 00:10:44,540
One person to not die.
265
00:10:44,540 --> 00:10:48,371
Well, uh, I, for one,
think we should pick someone
266
00:10:48,371 --> 00:10:51,409
who represents Lower Murkford
the best.
267
00:10:51,409 --> 00:10:55,309
So, um, I nominate Al.
268
00:10:55,309 --> 00:10:56,172
What?
269
00:10:56,172 --> 00:10:57,657
I, too, vote for Al.
270
00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:02,627
She's obviously of greater value
to society than any of us.
271
00:11:02,627 --> 00:11:04,871
Honestly...
I totally agree.
272
00:11:04,871 --> 00:11:07,770
She's just, like, better than us
and always has been.
273
00:11:07,770 --> 00:11:09,185
Ted: Yeah,
this one's a no-brainer.
274
00:11:09,185 --> 00:11:12,602
Guys, stop it. Let's just
draw straws or something.
275
00:11:12,602 --> 00:11:14,018
What's a straw?
276
00:11:14,018 --> 00:11:17,193
But anyway,
they're right, sweetie.
277
00:11:17,193 --> 00:11:19,402
I mean,
it's like you said.
278
00:11:19,402 --> 00:11:22,198
We're all dumb
and we deserve to die.
279
00:11:22,198 --> 00:11:24,304
But not you.
You're the best of us.
280
00:11:24,304 --> 00:11:26,858
You deserve to live
an incredible life.
281
00:11:26,858 --> 00:11:27,997
Mikey: Yeah.
282
00:11:27,997 --> 00:11:29,619
-Hey, scary lady?
-Hmm?
283
00:11:29,619 --> 00:11:31,967
-We choose Al.
-Yay!
284
00:11:31,967 --> 00:11:33,347
Thanks, Jerry.
285
00:11:33,347 --> 00:11:35,142
[ Chains clinking ]
286
00:11:35,798 --> 00:11:38,387
Go. Yes, yes.
Come on. Go, Al.
287
00:11:38,387 --> 00:11:41,908
Al, I wish I had something
to give you,
288
00:11:41,908 --> 00:11:45,359
but all I have are these rock
sprouts I found in my pocket.
289
00:11:45,359 --> 00:11:50,364
Eat them, get black teeth
and hives, and think of me.
290
00:11:52,056 --> 00:11:55,197
TBH, I was hoping
they would choose you.
291
00:11:55,197 --> 00:11:57,371
I have a really good sense
for people,
292
00:11:57,371 --> 00:12:00,650
and I can just tell that you're,
like, cool, you know?
293
00:12:00,650 --> 00:12:02,480
Here.
These are for you.
294
00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:04,724
Pretty.
295
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,864
Beautiful.
296
00:12:06,864 --> 00:12:08,589
And there's your ride.[ Horse snorts ]
297
00:12:08,589 --> 00:12:12,732
His name is Dream Chaser,
and he knows the way to Paris.
298
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,079
Enjoy your great life,
okay?
299
00:12:17,322 --> 00:12:18,323
[ Horse snorts ]
300
00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:21,223
[ Clang ]
301
00:12:21,223 --> 00:12:23,432
Aaaah!
302
00:12:23,432 --> 00:12:24,744
[ Grunting ]
303
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,607
[ Insects buzzing ]
304
00:12:26,607 --> 00:12:28,955
Ha! Chauncley!
305
00:12:28,955 --> 00:12:35,893
♪♪
306
00:12:35,893 --> 00:12:37,480
No way around it.
307
00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:39,724
I'll just have to fight them all
to the death.
308
00:12:39,724 --> 00:12:45,074
♪♪
309
00:12:45,074 --> 00:12:47,456
You are a vessel
of incredible power.
310
00:12:47,456 --> 00:12:48,906
Al: Chauncley?
311
00:12:49,941 --> 00:12:52,495
What are you
doing here?
Al.
312
00:12:52,495 --> 00:12:54,463
Why didn't you, like,
flee or something?
313
00:12:54,463 --> 00:12:56,603
Oh, I was gonna try
and save the peasants.
314
00:12:56,603 --> 00:12:58,053
The people.
Sorry.
315
00:12:58,053 --> 00:12:59,295
That's pretty cool of you.
316
00:12:59,295 --> 00:13:00,814
Wait. I thought
you were captured.
317
00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:02,609
They let me go.Oh, that's great!
318
00:13:02,609 --> 00:13:04,922
Well, you -- you should get out
of town, find someplace safe.
319
00:13:04,922 --> 00:13:06,613
I can't leave.
320
00:13:06,613 --> 00:13:10,513
I've always hated this stupid
town, but it's my stupid town.
321
00:13:10,513 --> 00:13:12,722
I mean, we'll have
a much better chance
322
00:13:12,722 --> 00:13:14,379
if we work together,
right?
323
00:13:16,761 --> 00:13:18,314
Okay,
so the cage is here,
324
00:13:18,314 --> 00:13:21,110
and I saw guards here,
here, and here.
325
00:13:21,110 --> 00:13:22,940
Oh, God.
That is a lot of guards.
326
00:13:22,940 --> 00:13:24,665
And there's
only two of us.
327
00:13:24,665 --> 00:13:26,598
Vexler: Three of us.
328
00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:28,014
Chauncley: Vexler!
329
00:13:28,014 --> 00:13:29,947
Sorry for running off
and leaving you to die earlier.
330
00:13:29,947 --> 00:13:31,362
That wasn't
super cool of me.
331
00:13:31,362 --> 00:13:32,846
Oh, well,
why'd you come back?
332
00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:35,297
I didn't work this hard
to leave when things get tough.
333
00:13:35,297 --> 00:13:38,748
See, this -- this is why
you're my best friend!
334
00:13:38,748 --> 00:13:39,819
I'm your only friend.
335
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,268
Oh, yes!
You said it!
336
00:13:41,268 --> 00:13:43,270
You said we're friends.
Jargar, you heard him.
337
00:13:43,270 --> 00:13:44,478
Okay.
338
00:13:44,478 --> 00:13:46,204
Vexler, you've researched
the Valdrogians.
339
00:13:46,204 --> 00:13:48,034
Is -- Is there any way
of stopping their army?
340
00:13:48,034 --> 00:13:50,208
Not really, nothing short
of a sudden plague.
341
00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:51,865
Oh, yeah.
Vicki hates plagues.
342
00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:55,351
Their armor is invincible, and
Cragnoor took our best weapons.
343
00:13:55,351 --> 00:13:59,045
So they've got 20,000 warriors,
archers, and catapults,
344
00:13:59,045 --> 00:14:02,496
and we've got...
rocks sprouts.
345
00:14:02,496 --> 00:14:03,428
[ Sighs ]
346
00:14:04,602 --> 00:14:06,742
We've got rock sprouts!
347
00:14:06,742 --> 00:14:09,849
The second time she said it,
she seemed happy.
348
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:13,059
So, you do that for arms.
What do you do on leg days?
349
00:14:13,059 --> 00:14:15,199
No! No, you can't
do this to me!
350
00:14:15,199 --> 00:14:18,650
I'm royalty!
Unhand me, you ruffian! Ah!
351
00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:19,893
What's going on?
352
00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:21,550
I'm here to offer you
the prince.
353
00:14:21,550 --> 00:14:23,207
But you're
his most trusted adviser.
354
00:14:23,207 --> 00:14:24,484
Why would you do this?
355
00:14:24,484 --> 00:14:25,485
For money.
356
00:14:25,485 --> 00:14:26,969
That tracks.
Bag of gold?
357
00:14:26,969 --> 00:14:28,729
I love it.
358
00:14:28,729 --> 00:14:30,214
Take him to the cage!
359
00:14:30,214 --> 00:14:32,595
Chauncley:
No! I hate cages!
360
00:14:32,595 --> 00:14:34,839
So, just, like,
tiny movements?
361
00:14:34,839 --> 00:14:36,530
Isometric, tiny?Short jabs.
362
00:14:36,530 --> 00:14:37,566
How many reps?
363
00:14:37,566 --> 00:14:38,670
[ Grunts ]
364
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:39,913
[ Rooster crows ]
365
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:42,122
[ Rhythmic drumming ]
366
00:14:46,057 --> 00:14:48,542
Hey!
367
00:14:48,542 --> 00:14:53,927
Enemies of Valdrogia,
the time of your death has come.
368
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:55,584
So cool you stuck around
for this.
369
00:14:55,584 --> 00:14:58,207
You know, I actually watched
my dad get murdered, too.
370
00:14:58,207 --> 00:15:00,002
And at the time,
I was like, "Ugh,"
371
00:15:00,002 --> 00:15:01,348
but now I'm so glad I did.
372
00:15:01,348 --> 00:15:02,867
You know, it's just one
of those things
373
00:15:02,867 --> 00:15:04,420
that you only
get to watch once.
374
00:15:04,420 --> 00:15:05,732
Totally.
375
00:15:05,732 --> 00:15:08,562
I'm honestly glad my dad's
being put out of his misery.
376
00:15:08,562 --> 00:15:11,738
You know,
given his whole situation.
377
00:15:14,568 --> 00:15:15,638
Okay, now.
378
00:15:15,638 --> 00:15:18,710
Some rock sprouts for you
and for you.
379
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:21,230
But w-what do you mean,
his situation?
380
00:15:21,230 --> 00:15:25,096
Oh, just he's really sick...
with plague.
381
00:15:25,096 --> 00:15:26,718
Plague?
382
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:28,272
Yeah,
he just caught it.
383
00:15:28,272 --> 00:15:31,447
See? Ugh.
Look what it's done to him.
384
00:15:34,485 --> 00:15:37,281
[ Sighs ] And the rest of the
town's coming down with it, too.
385
00:15:37,281 --> 00:15:39,317
[ All coughing, groaning ]
386
00:15:39,317 --> 00:15:42,320
Man: Ugh, I've 100%
got the plague.
387
00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:44,219
It's crazy
how fast it spreads.
388
00:15:44,219 --> 00:15:46,842
Uh, Lord Vexler,
is that true?
389
00:15:46,842 --> 00:15:49,431
Is this whole town
infected with plague?
390
00:15:49,431 --> 00:15:51,329
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Big time.
391
00:15:51,329 --> 00:15:53,676
Mm-hmm. This is literally
the dirtiest, grotiest,
392
00:15:53,676 --> 00:15:56,300
most plague-infested village
I've ever seen.
393
00:15:58,612 --> 00:16:00,649
[ All shouting ]
394
00:16:02,168 --> 00:16:03,755
[ Horse neighs ]
395
00:16:06,931 --> 00:16:08,760
[ All cheering ]
396
00:16:13,282 --> 00:16:15,250
You did it!
You saved the day!
397
00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:16,596
Wesaved the day!
398
00:16:16,596 --> 00:16:24,673
♪♪
399
00:16:24,673 --> 00:16:27,848
Wesley Pervert.
400
00:16:27,848 --> 00:16:29,333
I am what I am.
401
00:16:31,162 --> 00:16:33,854
Chauncley:
Bard, play party mix.
402
00:16:33,854 --> 00:16:35,270
[ "Get in My Car" plays ]
403
00:16:35,270 --> 00:16:38,652
♪ Go fast, I like to go far
404
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:45,452
♪ Won't you open that door,
get in my car ♪
405
00:16:47,144 --> 00:16:49,836
♪ D-D-D-Don't have to be alone
406
00:16:49,836 --> 00:16:52,114
♪ Don't have to be hard
407
00:16:55,324 --> 00:17:00,364
♪ G-Go fast, I like to go far
408
00:17:00,364 --> 00:17:02,538
[ Both laugh ]
409
00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:09,545
Okay, Mikey,
now that you've been promoted,
410
00:17:09,545 --> 00:17:10,857
you'll need this.
411
00:17:10,857 --> 00:17:12,514
Gonna be a little tricky
at first,
412
00:17:12,514 --> 00:17:14,343
but I know
you can figure it out.
413
00:17:14,343 --> 00:17:15,689
Thanks, Al.
414
00:17:15,689 --> 00:17:17,829
I'm really
gonna miss you.
415
00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:21,005
I'm gonna miss you, too.
416
00:17:21,005 --> 00:17:22,765
Are you sure
you're gonna be okay
417
00:17:22,765 --> 00:17:24,388
walking all the way
to Paris?
418
00:17:24,388 --> 00:17:25,699
I'll have to be.
419
00:17:25,699 --> 00:17:27,494
Wesley Pervert ran off
with my horse.
420
00:17:27,494 --> 00:17:29,082
Maggie: All good.
421
00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:31,567
Got you a little
going-away present
422
00:17:31,567 --> 00:17:34,708
Whoa!
Maggie! How?
423
00:17:34,708 --> 00:17:37,021
That child crusade
that I launched made bank,
424
00:17:37,021 --> 00:17:38,505
so I got a sick promotion.
425
00:17:38,505 --> 00:17:40,197
Proud of you.
426
00:17:40,197 --> 00:17:42,199
You too, Mags.
427
00:17:42,199 --> 00:17:43,165
Chauncley!
428
00:17:44,442 --> 00:17:45,685
Look.
We don't have to walk.
429
00:17:45,685 --> 00:17:47,928
Oh, that's wonderful.
430
00:17:47,928 --> 00:17:50,414
Thank God. You know I get
blisters after about six yards.
431
00:17:50,414 --> 00:17:52,001
I'm familiar,
Your Highness.
432
00:17:52,001 --> 00:17:53,244
Oh, no.
Not "Your Highness."
433
00:17:53,244 --> 00:17:54,970
I've renounced the title,
remember.
434
00:17:54,970 --> 00:17:57,041
Yeah, I still think it's
kind of weird you did that.
435
00:17:57,041 --> 00:17:59,216
I was never cut out
to be king.
436
00:17:59,216 --> 00:18:03,875
Besides, Lower Murkford
is in much better hands now.
437
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,877
Are you serious?
Mm-hmm.
438
00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:07,258
You're next in line.
439
00:18:07,258 --> 00:18:09,640
Dad killed the rest
of my natural family, so...
440
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:11,745
No, I can't take this.Eh, eh, eh.
441
00:18:11,745 --> 00:18:13,022
It's too late.
442
00:18:13,022 --> 00:18:15,024
They're already painted
your portrait.
443
00:18:17,544 --> 00:18:19,132
Take good care
of Lower Murkford.
444
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:21,169
I will.
Thank you, Chauncley.
445
00:18:25,518 --> 00:18:26,795
Oh, no.
446
00:18:26,795 --> 00:18:30,385
You don't have to bow.
I'm not Cragnoor.
447
00:18:30,385 --> 00:18:32,007
I mean, don't notbow.
448
00:18:32,007 --> 00:18:34,906
It's just, like, you don't
have to bow so far, you know?
449
00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:36,736
Just bow to wherever's
comfortable.
450
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,534
Are you sure you've got
everything you need, sweetie?
451
00:18:41,534 --> 00:18:42,742
Yeah, Dad.
452
00:18:42,742 --> 00:18:45,089
I'm all good.
453
00:18:45,089 --> 00:18:47,781
Well, I guess
this is it, then.
454
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,061
[ Sighs ]
455
00:18:59,586 --> 00:19:01,623
Actually, Dad?
456
00:19:02,831 --> 00:19:05,834
Can you maybe do
the Safety Spell?
457
00:19:05,834 --> 00:19:10,804
Well, I don't know.
Let's see if I remember it.
458
00:19:10,804 --> 00:19:13,807
Greeble grabble
snooble-snau.
459
00:19:13,807 --> 00:19:16,189
Baggle wag ka-blevver.
460
00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:19,744
These magic words
protect you now
461
00:19:19,744 --> 00:19:21,953
and always will forever.
462
00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:24,922
Thanks, Dad.
463
00:19:24,922 --> 00:19:27,476
See you later.
464
00:19:27,476 --> 00:19:28,960
Bye.
465
00:19:32,619 --> 00:19:33,620
Bye, sir.
466
00:19:33,620 --> 00:19:35,174
-Okay.
-Bye.
467
00:19:37,314 --> 00:19:39,178
[ Horse whinnies ]
468
00:19:40,489 --> 00:19:42,974
[ Horse neighs ]
469
00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:46,150
Mm. Forest looks
awfully dark.
470
00:19:46,150 --> 00:19:48,670
Yeah.
471
00:19:48,670 --> 00:19:50,534
We'll find a way.
472
00:19:50,534 --> 00:19:52,950
[ "King of the Dudes" plays ]
473
00:19:54,572 --> 00:19:57,161
♪ I know what I want
474
00:19:57,161 --> 00:20:00,371
♪ And I know how to get it
475
00:20:00,371 --> 00:20:04,962
♪ I won't let you
stand in my way ♪
476
00:20:04,962 --> 00:20:08,483
♪ My way, you're in my way
477
00:20:08,483 --> 00:20:11,002
♪ I don't need to think
478
00:20:11,002 --> 00:20:15,006
♪ I just reach out and take it
479
00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:19,701
♪ Yeah, you know my name
480
00:20:19,701 --> 00:20:22,082
♪ King
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