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And here's your
top-of-the-hour war forecast.
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As you can see here
on our real-time Accu-War map,
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the Valdrogian kill front
is currently moving
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in a southwesterly direction,
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burning and murdering
everything in its path.
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And, yes, folks,
unfortunately this icon here
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does represent Lower Murkford,
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putting us directly in the path
of the slaughter.
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All residents are advised to
evacuate the village immediately
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in a calm and orderly fashion.
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Sports is next.
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Hiya, Frank.
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Hey, Eddie. What's shakin'?
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Ah, you know, same ol'.
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Dad, we got to get out of here!
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They're calling this
the siege of the century!
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Sweetheart, relax.
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The media always exaggerates
these types of things.
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Do you remember
the Visigoth attack of '09?
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They called that
the siege of the century,
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and barely 400 people died.
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Besides, if things get really bad,
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we could always go down
to my siege shelter.
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You have a shelter?
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That's great. Let's go.
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Kids, huh?
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Huh. It's really starting to come down.
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Aaaah!
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Hi. So, good news, bad news.
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The good news is that we finally finished
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slaying all the wedding guests.
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The bad news is that
Princess Vicki escaped
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and she's leading
the Valdrogian army into town.
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Then we are vanquished.
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My kingdom.
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I've lost my kingdom.
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Okay, we gotta boogie.
Let's head for the coast.
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I've got an armored pleasure
yacht, the S.S. Gigantress.
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It's big enough to hold a village.
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W-Wait! If it can hold a village,
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well, sh... we should take the village.
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Are you kidding? The yacht's just for us.
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Well, but t-t-there's room
for so many more.
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Not if you account for my luggage.
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Now, forget about those
filthy peasants and come on.
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No, Dad! They are not
just filthy peasants!
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They are filthy people!
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They are good, decent, filthy people
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who have welcomed me into their lives
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and have taught me how to live
and... and dream and love!
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You're right.
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There are a lot of them.
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It'll take the Valdrogians hours
to slaughter them all.
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Even if they just do decapitations,
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that's a minute, a minute 10 per head.
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Ah, we've got plenty of time.
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Let's head up to the treasure room
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and load up with as much gold, jewels,
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and other shit as we can carry.
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Bye-bye.
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Vexler, no. Stay.
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Help me fight for Lower Murkford.
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Yeah, I think I'm gonna
hop on that pleasure yacht.
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No, wait. T-The peasants,
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they have no means
of defending themselves.
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- Maybe that's on them.
- What?
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I've worked my whole life to get here.
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I'm not throwing it away
for a bunch of people
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that can't even help themselves.
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Pretty sweet, huh?
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Dad, all this food
has definitely gone bad.
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Maybe I shouldn't have only
stocked mayonnaise-based foods.
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But not to worry.
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We have plenty of rock sprouts to eat.
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We have a big barrel of water
and a solid roof.
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- Oh!
- What?
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Oh.
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Dang it.
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Hear ye, hear ye! This just in.
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Prince Chauncley has opened up
his castle to any villagers
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who wish to wait out the siege
within the safety of its walls.
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That prince, he's a heck of a guy.
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I mean, he's fine.
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He was already in the castle,
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so it's not that big of a deal
for him to open the door, but...
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Aaaah!
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Yeah, we should get there.
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Castle's pretty far away.
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How are we gonna get across town?
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Easy. We'll walk.
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I hate to say it, kids,
but we're definitely gonna die.
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Aw, man.
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This table won't last for long.
Think, guys!
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There's got to be some clever
way to get to the castle.
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Okay, I've got it.
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We make friends with a really big turtle
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and he gives us a ride in his shell.
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That's a neat idea, Mikey,
but I don't know
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where we're gonna find
a big turtle around here.
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Especially not a friendly one.
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Sorry. I'm just trying to help.
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It's okay, Mikey. We'll figure it out.
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I got it.
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Oh, wow, look what you did to the cart.
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Come on. Get in.
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I'll pull you guys to the castle.
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Al, wait. I want to pull it.
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No, Mikey. It's really dangerous.
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Please.
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Look, I want to help for once,
and this is something I can do.
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Thanks, Mikey.
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Thank you so much. Yes, please.
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Welcome. Make yourself at home.
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Come on, ladies. Hustle.
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Move, move, move.
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Sister Doris, what's our head count?
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Five? We started with six.
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Wait, were you counting Christ?
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Because he "always walks amongst us"?
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[BLEEP] Now is not the time
for that shit, Doris.
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Maggie! Maggie, is Al with you?
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No, I haven't seen her.
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She must still be out there somewhere.
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M'lord, the Valdrogians are
nearly through the city gate.
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If we don't raise the drawbridge
now, we could all be killed.
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No, keep it down.
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There's still a few people
I'm hoping will make it.
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Hit it, Mikey!
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Aaaaaaaah!
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Hey. Mikey, stop.
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- What?
- Oh, we can't leave Frank.
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He's a one-of-a-kind guy.
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Dad, he is the most unremarkable
man I've ever met.
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Come on, Al, we're not the kind of people
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who leave our friends behind.
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Okay.
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Frank!
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- Come on!
- Eddie!
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Thanks for stopping.
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Sorry. I know. I'm an over-packer.
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Hey, we should pick up Gladys.
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Of course.
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Gladys! Welcome aboard.
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Thanks for the lift.
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Thought me and Pecky were done for.
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Hey, let's grab The Oracle, too.
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Sure.
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- What is it?
- Oh.
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- Seriously?
- Oh, please.
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Well, sorry.
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If I don't practice for a day,
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I start to lose it.
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Come on.
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Dad, I'm not sure how much more
weight this cart can carry.
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Nah, it'll be fine.
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This thing is strong as a rock.
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Hey, we're almost there, and
the drawbridge is still down.
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Hi!
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Oh! We have three more!
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No, we can't take anyone else.
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Come on, Al. They need our help.
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Yeah! Don't be a dick.
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Come on!
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- Come on!
- Quickly.
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- Run!
- You have to run.
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Run, Wesley Pervert!
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Snug in here. I like it.
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Oh, shit.
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Al, can you actually, like,
scooch down a little?
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I have barely any leg room.
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Just go, Mikey.
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Yaaaaah!
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You idiots!
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I told you this was gonna
happen, but you never listen!
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And now we're all gonna die!
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And you know what? Maybe we should.
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Maybe this is exactly what
this stupid town deserves.
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God, I wish I'd never come back here.
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Yah!
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Hoo-ha. Hoo-ha. Hoooooo-ha.
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Captured?
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The Valdrogians are holding them
in the town square.
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I-Is one of them a young woman
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with a brave heart and a brilliant mind
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and a smile that makes you
feel like it's summer?
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Okay, we have to save them.
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Rally every soldier we have.
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That's just us, m'lord.
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There's no way
we're going back out there.
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Jargar.
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Jargar!
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Fine. I'll go alone.
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I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Sire.
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It's my job to protect you.
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If you die, I lose my pension,
dental, everything.
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All right.
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Well, I suppose I will just
have to make myself comfortable
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at the castle for a little whi...
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Oh, my God. Are those Valdrogians?
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I've run off!
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Enemies of Valdrogia, you are
hereby sentenced to death.
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Maybe King Cragnoor will save us.
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I mean, he's a pretty good king, right?
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Do you ever have one of those
moments where you just think,
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"Everything in my life is perfect"?
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Like a kind of a Zen feeling?
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You're just totally happy and at peace
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knowing every decision
you made was right.
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It's crazy to think
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that we're never gonna see
Lower Murkford again.
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Ahh. Where?
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The town you ruled over.
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The place we just left
all the peasants to die.
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Oh, yeah. Well, maybe that's on them.
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Best use for those vermin
is to nourish the worms
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with their murdered flesh.
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I mean, you of all people should know.
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You used to crawl among those vile bugs.
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And now look at you.
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You're rich and very, very happy.
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Cheers!
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You and me, Vexler, road dogs!
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Rrrr-ah!
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Hey, guys.
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So, this part of the conquering
is actually kind of fun.
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It's Valdrogian tradition
to pick one person, you know,
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to "live to tell the tale."
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So go ahead.
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Pick someone.
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Come on. Pick who lives.
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One person to not die.
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Well, uh, I, for one,
think we should pick someone
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who represents Lower Murkford the best.
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So, um, I nominate Al.
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- What?
- I, too, vote for Al.
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She's obviously of greater value
to society than any of us.
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Honestly... I totally agree.
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She's just, like, better than us
and always has been.
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Yeah, this one's a no-brainer.
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Guys, stop it. Let's just
draw straws or something.
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What's a straw?
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But anyway, they're right, sweetie.
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I mean, it's like you said.
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We're all dumb and we deserve to die.
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But not you. You're the best of us.
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You deserve to live an incredible life.
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Yeah.
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- Hey, scary lady?
- Hmm?
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- We choose Al.
- Yay!
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Thanks, Jerry.
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Go. Yes, yes. Come on. Go, Al.
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Al, I wish I had something to give you,
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but all I have are these rock
sprouts I found in my pocket.
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Eat them, get black teeth
and hives, and think of me.
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TBH, I was hoping they would choose you.
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I have a really good sense for people,
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00:11:53,042 --> 00:11:56,322
and I can just tell that you're,
like, cool, you know?
259
00:11:56,346 --> 00:11:58,157
Here. These are for you.
260
00:11:58,181 --> 00:11:59,953
Pretty.
261
00:12:00,450 --> 00:12:02,122
Beautiful.
262
00:12:02,218 --> 00:12:04,198
And there's your ride.
263
00:12:04,287 --> 00:12:08,214
His name is Dream Chaser,
and he knows the way to Paris.
264
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Enjoy your great life, okay?
265
00:12:16,291 --> 00:12:18,097
Aaaah!
266
00:12:22,415 --> 00:12:24,694
Ha! Chauncley!
267
00:12:31,469 --> 00:12:33,236
No way around it.
268
00:12:33,260 --> 00:12:35,471
I'll just have to fight them all
to the death.
269
00:12:40,834 --> 00:12:43,212
You are a vessel of incredible power.
270
00:12:43,236 --> 00:12:44,702
Chauncley?
271
00:12:45,705 --> 00:12:47,978
- What are you doing here?
- Al.
272
00:12:48,002 --> 00:12:50,004
Why didn't you, like, flee or something?
273
00:12:50,028 --> 00:12:52,173
Oh, I was gonna try
and save the peasants.
274
00:12:52,197 --> 00:12:53,607
The people. Sorry.
275
00:12:53,631 --> 00:12:54,842
That's pretty cool of you.
276
00:12:54,866 --> 00:12:56,377
Wait. I thought you were captured.
277
00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:58,145
- They let me go.
- Oh, that's great!
278
00:12:58,169 --> 00:13:00,481
Well, you... you should get out
of town, find some place safe.
279
00:13:00,505 --> 00:13:02,149
I can't leave.
280
00:13:02,173 --> 00:13:06,075
I've always hated this stupid
town, but it's my stupid town.
281
00:13:06,686 --> 00:13:08,289
I mean, we'll have a much better chance
282
00:13:08,313 --> 00:13:09,979
if we work together, right?
283
00:13:12,350 --> 00:13:13,861
Okay, so the cage is here,
284
00:13:13,885 --> 00:13:16,664
and I saw guards here, here, and here.
285
00:13:16,688 --> 00:13:18,499
Oh, God. That is a lot of guards.
286
00:13:18,523 --> 00:13:20,234
And there's only two of us.
287
00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:21,841
Three of us.
288
00:13:21,865 --> 00:13:23,216
Vexler!
289
00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:25,506
Sorry for running off
and leaving you to die earlier.
290
00:13:25,530 --> 00:13:26,907
That wasn't super cool of me.
291
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,376
Oh, well, why'd you come back?
292
00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:30,845
I didn't work this hard
to leave when things get tough.
293
00:13:30,869 --> 00:13:33,928
See, this... this is why
you're my best friend!
294
00:13:33,952 --> 00:13:35,064
I'm your only friend.
295
00:13:35,088 --> 00:13:36,817
Oh, yes! You said it!
296
00:13:36,841 --> 00:13:38,528
You said we're friends.
Jargar, you heard him.
297
00:13:38,552 --> 00:13:39,821
Okay.
298
00:13:39,845 --> 00:13:41,556
Vexler, you've researched
the Valdrogians.
299
00:13:41,580 --> 00:13:43,391
Is... Is there any way
of stopping their army?
300
00:13:43,415 --> 00:13:45,593
Not really, nothing short
of a sudden plague.
301
00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:47,195
Oh, yeah. Vicki hates plagues.
302
00:13:47,219 --> 00:13:50,698
Their armor is invincible, and
Cragnoor took our best weapons.
303
00:13:50,722 --> 00:13:54,402
So they've got 20,000 warriors,
archers, and catapults,
304
00:13:54,426 --> 00:13:57,872
and we've got... rocks sprouts.
305
00:13:59,998 --> 00:14:02,098
We've got rock sprouts!
306
00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:05,179
The second time she said it,
she seemed happy.
307
00:14:05,203 --> 00:14:08,416
So, you do that for arms.
What do you do on leg days?
308
00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:10,551
No! No, you can't do this to me!
309
00:14:10,575 --> 00:14:14,021
I'm royalty! Unhand me, you ruffian! Ah!
310
00:14:14,045 --> 00:14:15,256
What's going on?
311
00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:16,891
I'm here to offer you the prince.
312
00:14:16,915 --> 00:14:18,559
But you're his most trusted adviser.
313
00:14:18,583 --> 00:14:19,861
Why would you do this?
314
00:14:19,885 --> 00:14:20,862
For money.
315
00:14:20,886 --> 00:14:22,330
That tracks. Bag of gold?
316
00:14:22,354 --> 00:14:23,596
I love it.
317
00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:25,566
Take him to the cage!
318
00:14:25,590 --> 00:14:27,935
No! I hate cages!
319
00:14:27,959 --> 00:14:30,204
So, just, like, tiny movements?
320
00:14:30,228 --> 00:14:31,906
- Isometric, tiny?
- Short jabs.
321
00:14:31,930 --> 00:14:32,940
How many reps?
322
00:14:41,439 --> 00:14:43,116
Hey!
323
00:14:43,909 --> 00:14:49,323
Enemies of Valdrogia,
the time of your death has come.
324
00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:50,947
So cool you stuck around for this.
325
00:14:51,332 --> 00:14:53,561
You know, I actually watched
my dad get murdered, too.
326
00:14:53,585 --> 00:14:55,363
And at the time, I was like, "Ugh,"
327
00:14:55,387 --> 00:14:56,933
but now I'm so glad I did.
328
00:14:56,957 --> 00:14:58,232
You know, it's just one of those things
329
00:14:58,256 --> 00:14:59,834
that you only get to watch once.
330
00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:01,068
Totally.
331
00:15:01,092 --> 00:15:03,905
I'm honestly glad my dad's
being put out of his misery.
332
00:15:03,929 --> 00:15:07,130
You know, given his whole situation.
333
00:15:09,684 --> 00:15:11,012
Okay, now.
334
00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:14,048
Some rock sprouts for you and for you.
335
00:15:14,072 --> 00:15:16,584
But w-what do you mean, his situation?
336
00:15:16,608 --> 00:15:20,454
Oh, just he's really sick... with plague.
337
00:15:20,478 --> 00:15:22,089
Plague?
338
00:15:22,113 --> 00:15:23,624
Yeah, he just caught it.
339
00:15:23,648 --> 00:15:26,849
See? Ugh. Look what it's done to him.
340
00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:32,633
And the rest of the
town's coming down with it, too.
341
00:15:34,693 --> 00:15:37,672
Ugh, I've 100% got the plague.
342
00:15:37,696 --> 00:15:39,573
It's crazy how fast it spreads.
343
00:15:39,597 --> 00:15:42,176
Uh, Lord Vexler, is that true?
344
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:44,779
Is this whole town infected with plague?
345
00:15:44,803 --> 00:15:46,681
Oh, yeah, yeah. Big time.
346
00:15:46,705 --> 00:15:49,050
Mm-hmm. This is literally
the dirtiest, grotiest,
347
00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:51,741
most plague-infested village
I've ever seen.
348
00:16:08,660 --> 00:16:10,604
You did it! You saved the day!
349
00:16:10,628 --> 00:16:11,973
We saved the day!
350
00:16:20,071 --> 00:16:21,964
Wesley Pervert.
351
00:16:23,241 --> 00:16:24,741
I am what I am.
352
00:16:26,544 --> 00:16:29,256
Bard, play party mix.
353
00:16:30,648 --> 00:16:34,050
♪ Go fast, I like to go far ♪
354
00:16:36,154 --> 00:16:40,857
♪ Won't you open that door,
get in my car ♪
355
00:16:42,527 --> 00:16:45,206
♪ D-D-D-Don't have to be alone ♪
356
00:16:45,230 --> 00:16:47,530
♪ Don't have to be hard ♪
357
00:16:50,702 --> 00:16:55,716
♪ G-Go fast, I like to go far ♪
358
00:17:03,453 --> 00:17:06,524
Okay, Mikey,
now that you've been promoted,
359
00:17:06,548 --> 00:17:07,826
you'll need this.
360
00:17:07,850 --> 00:17:09,461
Gonna be a little tricky at first,
361
00:17:09,485 --> 00:17:11,262
but I know you can figure it out.
362
00:17:11,286 --> 00:17:12,664
Thanks, Al.
363
00:17:12,688 --> 00:17:14,766
I'm really gonna miss you.
364
00:17:14,790 --> 00:17:16,853
I'm gonna miss you, too.
365
00:17:17,993 --> 00:17:19,704
Are you sure you're gonna be okay
366
00:17:19,728 --> 00:17:21,339
walking all the way to Paris?
367
00:17:21,363 --> 00:17:22,607
I'll have to be.
368
00:17:22,631 --> 00:17:24,409
Wesley Pervert ran off with my horse.
369
00:17:24,433 --> 00:17:26,044
All good.
370
00:17:26,068 --> 00:17:28,513
Got you a little going-away present
371
00:17:28,537 --> 00:17:31,616
Whoa! Maggie! How?
372
00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:33,952
That child crusade
that I launched made bank,
373
00:17:33,976 --> 00:17:35,487
so I got a sick promotion.
374
00:17:35,511 --> 00:17:36,783
Proud of you.
375
00:17:36,807 --> 00:17:38,541
You too, Mags.
376
00:17:39,148 --> 00:17:40,180
Chauncley!
377
00:17:41,026 --> 00:17:42,627
Look. We don't have to walk.
378
00:17:42,651 --> 00:17:44,628
Oh, that's wonderful.
379
00:17:44,652 --> 00:17:47,147
Thank God. You know I get
blisters after about six yards.
380
00:17:47,171 --> 00:17:48,933
I'm familiar, Your Highness.
381
00:17:48,957 --> 00:17:50,201
Oh, no. Not "Your Highness."
382
00:17:50,225 --> 00:17:51,739
I've renounced the title, remember.
383
00:17:51,763 --> 00:17:54,005
Yeah, I still think it's
kind of weird you did that.
384
00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:56,174
I was never cut out to be king.
385
00:17:56,198 --> 00:17:59,937
Besides, Lower Murkford
is in much better hands now.
386
00:18:00,836 --> 00:18:02,814
- Are you serious?
- Mm-hmm.
387
00:18:02,838 --> 00:18:04,215
You're next in line.
388
00:18:04,239 --> 00:18:06,584
Dad killed the rest
of my natural family, so...
389
00:18:06,608 --> 00:18:08,720
- No, I can't take this.
- Eh, eh, eh.
390
00:18:08,744 --> 00:18:09,954
It's too late.
391
00:18:09,978 --> 00:18:11,978
They're already painted your portrait.
392
00:18:14,483 --> 00:18:16,094
Take good care of Lower Murkford.
393
00:18:16,118 --> 00:18:18,151
I will. Thank you, Chauncley.
394
00:18:22,491 --> 00:18:23,735
Oh, no.
395
00:18:23,759 --> 00:18:26,130
You don't have to bow. I'm not Cragnoor.
396
00:18:27,209 --> 00:18:28,842
I mean, don't not bow.
397
00:18:28,867 --> 00:18:31,801
It's just, like, you don't
have to bow so far, you know?
398
00:18:31,826 --> 00:18:33,659
Just bow to wherever's comfortable.
399
00:18:36,038 --> 00:18:38,309
Are you sure you've got
everything you need, sweetie?
400
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:39,566
Yeah, Dad.
401
00:18:39,591 --> 00:18:40,978
I'm all good.
402
00:18:42,396 --> 00:18:44,482
Well, I guess this is it, then.
403
00:18:56,592 --> 00:18:58,625
Actually, Dad?
404
00:18:59,795 --> 00:19:01,999
Can you maybe do the Safety Spell?
405
00:19:02,798 --> 00:19:06,045
Well, I don't know.
Let's see if I remember it.
406
00:19:07,736 --> 00:19:10,782
Greeble grabble snooble-snau.
407
00:19:10,806 --> 00:19:12,677
Baggle wag ka-blevver.
408
00:19:13,326 --> 00:19:16,371
These magic words protect you now
409
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,805
and always will forever.
410
00:19:20,203 --> 00:19:21,352
Thanks, Dad.
411
00:19:22,019 --> 00:19:23,354
See you later.
412
00:19:24,486 --> 00:19:25,815
Bye.
413
00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:30,602
Bye, sir.
414
00:19:30,626 --> 00:19:32,192
- Okay.
- Bye.
415
00:19:39,935 --> 00:19:42,582
Mm. Forest looks awfully dark.
416
00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:44,417
Yeah.
417
00:19:45,674 --> 00:19:47,295
We'll find a way.
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