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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TRIMARK HOME VIDEO
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[STATIC]
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SENATOR BOB DOLE
SAYS...
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TRASH TV IS THE BEACHHEAD
OF CONTROVERSY...
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INFINITY BACKS
SHOCK JOCK HOWARD STERN...
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GET THIS GARBAGE
OFF THE AIR...
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DECLINED TO COMMENT ON
THE TV CENSORSHIP ISSUE...
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CONTINUES HIS ATTACK
ON TV TALK SHOWS...
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HOWARD STERN...
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TAKE THE TRASH OUT
OF TALK TELEVISION...
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DEMEANING, EXPLOITATIVE,
PERVERTED, DIVISIVE...
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WHAT A GREAT AUDIENCE.
WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
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I HAVE A VERY UNUSUAL
GUEST TODAY.
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COWBOY PHIL
AND HIS PIG...
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WILD, WEIRD,
AND WACKY...
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HE INSISTED THAT HE
COME DRESSED IN DRAG.
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WHY?
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AS A WOMAN,
I AM FIERCE!
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I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!
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WE'RE DISCUSSING THE PROBLEM
OF NUDITY ON TELEVISION.
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THEY JUST GOT BACK
FROM LAS VEGAS,
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AND THEY LOST
THEIR SHIRT.
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THEY LOST THEIR SHIRT.
MAKE THEM HAPPY.
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WHAT IS GOING ON?
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OK, LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN,
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THE TALK SHOW HOST
YOU LOVE TO HATE...
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WALLY SPARKS!
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MEET...WALLY...SPARKS!
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[CHEERING]
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[CHANTING]
WALLY! WALLY! WALLY!
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HEY, WHAT A CROWD!
WHAT A CROWD!
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I TELL YOU,
I'M ALL RIGHT NOW,
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BUT THIS MORNING I WAS
IN ROUGH SHAPE, YOU KNOW?
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YEAH, THIS MORNING I DID
MY PUSHUPS IN THE NUDE.
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I DIDN'T SEE
THE MOUSETRAP.
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TODAY I SAVED A GIRL
FROM BEING ATTACKED.
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I CHANGED MY MIND.
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HONEY, IF YOU ARE JUST JOINING
THIS SHOW, SIT DOWN!
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RIGHT NOW, FOLKS, WE'RE
GOING TO START OUR SHOW
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WITH A SEGMENT CALLED
"IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE."
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OR AS MY EX-WIFE
USED TO SAY,
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"I CAN'T BELIEVE
IT'S HARD."
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WHAT THE HELL DOES HE THINK
HE'S DOING OUT THERE?
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COME ON, GIRL,
HOLD STILL.
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ONE MORE COMPLAINT
FROM THE F.C.C.,
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AND HE'S HISTORY.
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I MEAN,
SHE WAS A WILD GIRL...
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A VERY WILD GIRL!
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Audience:
HOW WILD, WALLY?
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WHEN SHE MADE ME
FRENCH TOAST,
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HER TONGUE GOT CAUGHT
IN THE TOASTER!
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[LAUGHTER]
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I MEAN, A WILD GIRL!
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IN FACT, WHEN I MET HER,
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SHE WAS DOING PUSHUPS
IN HER CUCUMBER GARDEN.
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HEY, AT LEAST THIS ISN'T
THE WALLY SPARKS SHOW.
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I'D LIKE TO HAVE ALL THE GIRLS
WALLY TURNED DOWN.
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YEAH? I'D LIKE TO HAVE ALL
THE GIRLS YOU TURNED OVER.
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HA HA HA!
OH!
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OUR GUESTS TODAY ALL LIVE FAR
BEYOND THE BORDERS OF NORMALCY.
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EVERYBODY,
I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET...
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THE MAN WHO HAS FALLEN IN LOVE
WITH THE FAMILY DOG...
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HARRY KARP AND QUEENIE.
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NO WONDER ALL
THE CRITICS ARE SAYING
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TALK SHOWS ARE GOING
TO THE DOGS.
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HOW DID
ALL THIS HAPPEN?
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LAST WEEK
HE BOUGHT HER THIS.
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A COLLAR WITH 14
1-CARAT DIAMONDS.
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IN ALL THE YEARS
THAT WE WERE MARRIED,
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HE NEVER BOUGHT ME
ANYTHING LIKE THAT!
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WELL, HONEY, MAYBE YOU'RE
NOT DOING THE RIGHT TRICKS.
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WHAT AM I SUPPOSED
TO DO, SIT UP AND BEG?
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IT'S BETTER THAN ROLLING
OVER AND PLAYING DEAD
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FOR THE PAST 15 YEARS.
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OH, YOU'RE
IMPOSSIBLE!
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AND HE'S SAYS
YOU'RE BEING A DOG, TOO.
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HOW LONG DO YOU THINK
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THAT A RELATIONSHIP
LIKE THIS WILL LAST?
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IN DOG YEARS?
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CALMLY
AND WITHOUT SWEARING...
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I HOPE THAT LITTLE BITCH
GIVES YOU RABIES!
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I TOLD YOU NEVER
TO CALL HER THAT!
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PLEASE, FOLKS,
SETTLE DOWN!
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AAH!
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PLEASE!
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EVERYBODY CALM DOWN!
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NO FIGHTING!
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[ARF]
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GET HER OFF ME!
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GET A DOG-CATCHER!
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GET THE SECURITY GUYS.
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[SHOUTING]
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NOT ANOTHER FIGHT!
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HA HA HA!
JEEZ, WALLY!
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WALLY SPARKS?
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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I THINK
ABOUT WALLY SPARKS!
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WALLY SPARKS,
WALLY SPARKS...
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WHAT DO I THINK
ABOUT WALLY SPARKS?
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WALLY SPARKS
IS A PAIN IN THE ASS.
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WALLY SPARKS
IS STILL ON TV?
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HE'S STILL ALIVE?
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I THOUGHT THOSE
WERE JUST RERUNS.
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SISKEL AND EBERT
CAUGHT MY SHOW.
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THEY GAVE ME
ONE FINGER UP.
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HE'S A HAS-BEEN! HE'S
A NEVER-WAS! HE'S A WANNABE!
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HE DOESN'T
BEHAVE PROPERLY.
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OBNOXIOUS,
OVERBEARING IDIOT.
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THE ONLY TROUBLE IS, I'M
SITTING ON TOP OF THE WORLD,
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AND I GOT HEMORRHOIDS.
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I LIKE HIM,
THOUGH, ACTUALLY.
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I'VE SEEN HIM IN
A BATHROBE, THOUGH.
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WALLY SPARKS
IS AN IDIOT...
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AND HE'S
A LOUSY LAY, TOO.
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I THINK MEN LIKE THAT
SHOULD BE LOCKED UP.
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DON'T GO AWAY...
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WE'LL BE RIGHT...
BACK.
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STAY TUNED...
WHEN WE COME BACK...
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WE'RE GONNA TEACH
YOU MARRIED MEN
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HOW TO LOOK AT
ANOTHER WOMAN'S ASS
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WITHOUT YOUR WIFE
NOTICING IT, OK?
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WHEN WE COME BACK!
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[APPLAUSE]
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YOU KNOW, FOLKS, LATELY,
WE'RE GETTING A LOT OF FLAK
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FROM SOME OF OUR CONSERVATIVE
AFFILIATES DOWN SOUTH,
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ESPECIALLY IN ATLANTA.
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IN FACT, GOVERNOR
FLOYD PRESTON OF GEORGIA
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RECENTLY SENT ME A LETTER
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TELLING ME WHAT
HE THINKS OF THE SHOW.
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HERE'S THE LETTER.
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GOVERNOR PRESTON SAYS,
"AS A DEVOTED FAMILY MAN,"
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HE FEELS THAT
THE WALLY SPARKS SHOW
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"DEFIES CONVENTIONAL
FAMILY MORALS."
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HE SAYS I'M NOT DIGNIFIED
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AND "NOT SUITABLE
FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION."
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WELL, GOVERNOR PRESTON,
LET ME TELL YOU THIS.
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I'VE BEEN CONSUMED
BY THE PUBLIC MANY TIMES,
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AND ONCE IN A WHILE,
EVEN ENGULFED BY SOME.
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AND YOU TALK
ABOUT FAMILY DIGNITY?
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WELL, GOVERNOR, I LOOKED UP
YOUR FAMILY TREE,
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AND 2 DOGS WERE USING IT.
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GOVERNOR PRESTON'S FAMILY'S
ALWAYS BEEN MIXED UP.
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WHY, IN THE CIVIL WAR,
HIS GREAT-GRANDFATHER,
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HE FOUGHT FOR THE WEST.
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I HATE THAT MAN.
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NOW, GOVERNOR,
DON'T YOU WORRY.
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I SERIOUSLY DOUBT IF
ANY OF YOUR SUPPORTERS
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WATCH THAT TRASH,
AND I'M QUITE SURE
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IT WILL NOT
AFFECT THE VOTE.
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DAMN! HARVEY, I DIDN'T WRITE
THAT LETTER TO GET VOTES.
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I WROTE IT BECAUSE AS
A CONCERNED FATHER AND HUSBAND,
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I DO NOT WANT MY FAMILY
OR MY STATE OR MY COUNTRY
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AFFECTED BY THAT
MEDIA HOG WALLY SPARKS!
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I--I UNDERSTAND
THAT, SIR.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
I'M SIMPLY SAYING--
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HELL! IF I HAD MY WAY,
THE MAN WOULD BE BANNED
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FROM THE WESTERN
HEMISPHERE ALTOGETHER.
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THIS IS THE GOVERNOR.
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DADDY?
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BABY DOLL!
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DADDY, I JUST WANTED
TO LET YOU KNOW
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THAT EVEN THOUGH SOME OF
THESE DEMENTED LOWERCLASSMEN
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THINK THIS
WALLY SPARKS IS FUNNY,
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I FIND THE MAN
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A COMPLETE
AND TOTAL ABOMINATION.
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[CHUCKLES] SAYS SPARKS
IS AN ABOMINATION.
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AND I'M PROUD THAT YOU
SENT THAT LETTER
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TO THAT DREADFUL MAN.
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IF HE CAN EVEN READ.
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[CHUCKLES]
YEAH. I DON'T KNOW.
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HONEY, I HOPE YOU KNOW
HOW DISAPPOINTED WE ALL ARE
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THAT YOU CAN'T MAKE IT
DOWN HERE FOR THE BIG BASH.
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WELL, IF I'M EVER GOING TO
FILL THAT GOVERNOR'S CHAIR
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WHEN YOU BECOME SENATOR,
I'D BETTER FINISH MY THESIS.
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BY GOD, DARLING,
YOU'RE STARTING TO SOUND
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LIKE A POLITICIAN
ALREADY.
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I LOVE YOU, DADDY.
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YOU, TOO, BABY DOLL.
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YOU COME HOME AS SOON
AS YOU CAN, NOW, YOU HEAR?
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BYE-BYE.
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SHE SAYS SHE'S NOT ENTIRELY
SURE SPARKS CAN READ.
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HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
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WHAT YOU GOT THERE?
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UM, WELL, SIR--
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FLOYD, HARVEY, I THOUGHT YOU
GENTLEMEN MIGHT LIKE SOME TEA.
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THERE YOU GO.
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THANK YOU, EMILY.
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NOW, SHALL I POUR?
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THAT WOULD
BE LOVELY.
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NO, THANK YOU, DEAR.
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NO, THANK YOU,
MRS. PRESTON.
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OH, WELL,
ALL RIGHT, THEN.
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GOVERNOR,
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I'M AFRAID THE POLLS
ARE VERY BAD.
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OH, ISN'T
THAT A SHAME?
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AND THEY'RE
SUCH LOVELY PEOPLE.
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I FORGOT THE SPOONS.
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I'M GOING TO RUN IN
THE KITCHEN AND GET THEM.
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NO, DEAR,
WE'LL BE FINE.
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OH, BUT, DARLING,
HOW WILL YOU STIR YOUR TEA?
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THANK YOU.
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I'LL BE LEAVING NOW.
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ALL RIGHT, IF YOU GENTLEMEN
NEED ANYTHING ELSE, NOW,
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YOU JUST FEEL
FREE TO CALL.
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THANK YOU, EMILY.
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ACTUALLY, WE'D RATHER
NOT BE DISTURBED.
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OH, YES, OF COURSE.
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AS YOU WISH, FLOYD.
AS YOU WISH.
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[DOORS CLOSE]
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SHE'S QUITE
A WOMAN, SIR.
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IN YOUR NEXT
CAMPAIGN SPOT,
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WE WANT TO PORTRAY
THE PRESTONS
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AS YOUR TYPICAL
NORMAL AMERICAN FAMILY.
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NOW, THE QUESTION IS,
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CAN I EAT THIS BANANA
AND STILL BE A GENTLEMAN?
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WHAT DO YOU THINK,
HUH?
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Both:
I SAY GO FOR IT, WALLY!
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GO!
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WHAT'S GOING
ON HERE?
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YOU BOYS REALIZE
WHAT TIME--
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HOW MANY TIMES
HAVE I TOLD YOU
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NOT TO WATCH
THIS MORONIC SHOW?
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YOU DO THIS JUST TO
GALL ME, DON'T YOU?
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COME ON, DAD,
IT'S ALMOST OVER,
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AND WALLY'S
TOTALLY AWESOME!
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AND TOTALLY UNSUITABLE
FOR CHILDREN!
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DON'T--LEAVE THAT
OFF, YOUNG MAN!
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LISTEN TO ME!
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ROBBY--THAT'S IT!
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YOU'RE GROUNDED
FOR ONE WEEK.
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YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT COMING
TO MY PARTY SATURDAY NIGHT.
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[WALLY VOICE]
OH, GOVERNOR, I'M CRUSHED.
232
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YOUR DAD'S
PISSED.
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00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:10,280
YEAH?
234
00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:13,790
WAIT TILL HE SEES WHO I
INVITED TO HIS STUPID PARTY.
235
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HEY, I'M TALKING ABOUT
A WILD GIRL HERE.
236
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All: HOW WILD, WALLY?
237
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I MEAN WILD!
238
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WHEN SHE LICKED THE STAMP,
ELVIS STARTED SMILING.
239
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[LAUGHTER]
240
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WELL, THAT'S IT, FOLKS.
241
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I'LL SEE YOU MONDAY,
WHEN OUR TOPIC WILL BE...
242
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"SEX AFTER
10 YEARS OF MARRIAGE...
243
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SHOULD THE WIFE
KNOW ABOUT IT?"
244
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BUT JUST REMEMBER,
FOLKS...
245
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EVERY MAN
HAS HIS TALE OF WOE.
246
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UNFORTUNATELY, IN LIFE,
THERE'S MORE WOE THAN TALE.
247
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[APPLAUSE]
248
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AND...CLEAR.
249
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THAT WAS A GREAT SHOW.
250
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I GOT TO GO TALK TO WALLY.
251
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[SIGHS]
252
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DAD!
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00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:56,940
DEAN! HEY,
WHAT A SURPRISE!
254
00:09:56,940 --> 00:09:59,440
HEY, DID YOU SEE THE SHOW?
PRETTY CRAZY, HUH?
255
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CRAZY'S A GOOD WAY
TO DESCRIBE IT. YEAH.
256
00:10:01,450 --> 00:10:02,450
LISTEN, I JUST WANTED
TO REMIND YOU,
257
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THE BAND'S PLAYING DOWN
AT THE CELLAR DOOR
258
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IN THE VILLAGE
THIS WEEKEND.
259
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I'LL BE THERE.
ARE YOU KIDDING?
260
00:10:06,450 --> 00:10:08,450
WILD HORSES COULDN'T
KEEP ME AWAY.
261
00:10:08,450 --> 00:10:09,450
UNLESS THEY'RE
AT THE TRACK.
262
00:10:09,450 --> 00:10:11,950
NO, I PROMISE YOU,
I'LL BE THERE, OK?
263
00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:12,960
HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
264
00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:14,470
GREAT. GREAT.
265
00:10:14,460 --> 00:10:15,960
OUR MANAGER THINKS WE'RE
READY FOR THE BIG-TIME.
266
00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:17,960
BIG-TIME, HUH? HEY,
WATCH OUT FOR MANAGERS.
267
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I HAD A MANAGER ONCE.
268
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HE BOOKED ME SO FAR
OUT IN THE WOODS,
269
00:10:20,970 --> 00:10:23,970
MY ACT WAS REVIEWED
IN FIELD AND STREAM.
270
00:10:23,970 --> 00:10:24,980
HEY,
HAVE A BITE TO EAT.
271
00:10:25,470 --> 00:10:26,970
COME ON, WE'LL HAVE
A BITE TO EAT.
272
00:10:26,970 --> 00:10:29,970
OH, YOU KNOW, I GOT THIS--
I GOT THIS APPOINTMENT.
273
00:10:29,970 --> 00:10:32,470
APPOINTMENT?
AT THIS HOUR, HUH?
274
00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:33,980
DO ME A FAVOR, WILL YOU?
275
00:10:33,980 --> 00:10:35,990
WHEN YOU GET TO THE GOOD PARTS,
THINK OF ME, OK?
276
00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:36,980
HERE, YOU NEED
SOME BREAD?
277
00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:38,980
OH, NO, I'M OK.
YOU'RE SURE?
278
00:10:38,980 --> 00:10:41,980
DAD, YOU DON'T HAVE TO
SUPPORT THE WHOLE WORLD, OK?
279
00:10:43,990 --> 00:10:45,500
SEE YOU THIS WEEKEND.
280
00:10:45,490 --> 00:10:46,990
WALLY, MILLER'S ON
THE WARPATH AGAIN.
281
00:10:46,990 --> 00:10:48,490
WE GOTTA
GET OUT OF HERE.
282
00:10:48,490 --> 00:10:50,990
SANDY, DO YOU THINK
MY KID LIKES ME?
283
00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,500
DEAN? OF COURSE.
WHY?
284
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I DON'T KNOW.
SOMETIMES I GET THE FEELING
285
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HE DON'T RESPECT
WHAT I DO.
286
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,000
OH, COME ON.
WHAT'S NOT TO RESPECT?
287
00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,000
I MEAN, HOW MANY KIDS
CAN SAY THEIR FATHER
288
00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,000
CAN EAT A BANANA BETWEEN
A WOMAN'S BREASTS, HUH?
289
00:11:01,010 --> 00:11:02,510
HUH. YOU GOT
A POINT THERE.
290
00:11:02,510 --> 00:11:04,520
IN FACT, YOU GOT
2 POINTS THERE.
291
00:11:04,510 --> 00:11:05,510
COME ON.
292
00:11:07,650 --> 00:11:09,650
WALLY, THIS SPECIAL DELIVERY
CAME FOR YOU TODAY.
293
00:11:09,650 --> 00:11:11,160
YEAH?
YEAH.
294
00:11:11,150 --> 00:11:12,150
WELL, WHAT'S THIS,
295
00:11:12,150 --> 00:11:14,150
ANOTHER HATE LETTER FROM
THAT GOVERNOR IN GEORGIA?
296
00:11:14,650 --> 00:11:16,650
NO. IT'S AN INVITATION
TO THE CAMPAIGN BALL.
297
00:11:16,650 --> 00:11:18,150
HA! LOOK AT THAT. IT'S
1,000 BUCKS A HEAD.
298
00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:21,170
GO TO ATLANTA TO SEE A BUNCH
OF STIFFS? NO, THANKS.
299
00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:23,660
THE ONLY STIFF I WANT
TO SEE IS WHEN I'M NAKED.
300
00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:27,660
WELL,
MR. DEGENERATE.
301
00:11:27,670 --> 00:11:30,170
I SEE YOU MANAGED TO PUT ON
ANOTHER FIASCO TONIGHT.
302
00:11:30,170 --> 00:11:31,680
YOU KNOW, MILLER,
303
00:11:31,670 --> 00:11:35,170
YOU'RE THE ONLY WHITE GUY
I KNOW WITH A BROWN NOSE.
304
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VERY GOOD.
LAUGH IT UP, FUNNY MAN,
305
00:11:37,170 --> 00:11:39,670
BUT YOU LOST
ANOTHER SPONSOR TONIGHT,
306
00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:42,190
AND MR. SPENCER JUST DOWNED
A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF PROZAC.
307
00:11:42,180 --> 00:11:44,680
HE WANTS TO SEE YOU
IN HIS OFFICE.
308
00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:45,680
NOW.
309
00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:53,310
HELLO, WALLY.
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GOOD TO SEE YOU.
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YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?
312
00:11:56,310 --> 00:11:58,810
YEAH. A HEALTHY GIRL
LAYING ON HER BACK.
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[CHUCKLES]
CLOSE.
314
00:12:01,820 --> 00:12:05,330
NO, IT'S A HISTORY
OF YOUR AD REVENUE REPORT.
315
00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:07,820
NOTICE THERE'S A LOT
OF PEAKS AND VALLEYS.
316
00:12:07,820 --> 00:12:09,820
A LOT MORE
VALLEYS THAN PEAKS
317
00:12:09,820 --> 00:12:14,830
BECAUSE YOUR SHOW HAS EVOLVED
INTO A PARADE OF FREAKS,
318
00:12:14,830 --> 00:12:17,330
A CARNIVAL
FOR THE UNFORTUNATE,
319
00:12:17,330 --> 00:12:20,330
A TITS-AND-ASS
BURLESQUE SHOW.
320
00:12:20,330 --> 00:12:22,830
Wally: OH, BUT
THE FANS LOVE IT!
321
00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:23,840
YEAH?
322
00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:25,350
WELL, THE SPONSORS HATE IT.
323
00:12:25,340 --> 00:12:26,340
THEY HATE IT.
324
00:12:26,340 --> 00:12:27,840
WHAT, IS THERE
AN ECHO HERE?
325
00:12:31,350 --> 00:12:33,350
WE'VE BEEN THROUGH
THIS BEFORE, WALLY,
326
00:12:33,350 --> 00:12:34,860
MANY TIMES.
327
00:12:34,850 --> 00:12:36,850
IT'S MY JOB TO KEEP
THE SPONSORS HAPPY,
328
00:12:36,850 --> 00:12:39,850
AND THEY'RE
NOT HAPPY, SO...
329
00:12:39,850 --> 00:12:41,850
YOUR SHOW
IS COMING TO AN END.
330
00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:42,860
WHAT?!
331
00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:43,860
YOU'RE GOING
TO CANCEL US?
332
00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:45,360
OH, COME ON,
WE CAN WORK IT OUT.
333
00:12:45,860 --> 00:12:47,360
NOT THIS TIME, WALLY.
334
00:12:47,860 --> 00:12:48,860
I'M SORRY.
335
00:12:48,860 --> 00:12:49,860
WAIT A SECOND!
WAIT A SECOND!
336
00:12:49,860 --> 00:12:52,360
EXCUSE ME, MR. SPENCER,
337
00:12:52,370 --> 00:12:54,880
BUT THIS IS BULLSHIT!
338
00:12:54,870 --> 00:12:57,370
AND WE ALL KNOW THAT IF IT
WASN'T FOR WALLY SPARKS,
339
00:12:57,370 --> 00:12:58,870
NONE OF US WOULD BE
HERE RIGHT NOW.
340
00:12:58,870 --> 00:13:00,370
I MEAN, THE MAN'S
A FRIGGIN' PIONEER.
341
00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:03,380
HE INVENTED
TABLOID TALK FORMAT
342
00:13:03,380 --> 00:13:04,890
AND MADE THIS NETWORK
WHAT IT IS TODAY.
343
00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:06,380
I DID THAT?
344
00:13:06,380 --> 00:13:08,880
HOW DARE YOU TALK
TO MR. SPENCER THAT WAY!
345
00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:11,880
MR. SPENCER IS RESPONSIBLE
FOR THIS NETWORK'S SUCCESS,
346
00:13:11,890 --> 00:13:13,890
AND NO ONE ELSE.
347
00:13:13,890 --> 00:13:15,400
WHY, HE IS
A PROGRAMMING GENIUS.
348
00:13:15,890 --> 00:13:16,890
SHUT UP.
LOOK...
349
00:13:17,390 --> 00:13:19,390
NEXT WEEK
ARE RATINGS SWEEPS.
350
00:13:19,390 --> 00:13:21,390
LET US BOOK SOME REAL
BIG NAMES ON THE SHOW
351
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,400
AND CHANGE
THE SHOW'S FORMAT.
352
00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:25,910
I'M AFRAID IT'S TOO LATE.
IT'S BEYOND REPAIR.
353
00:13:25,900 --> 00:13:27,400
TOTALLY
BEYOND REPAIR.
354
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:29,400
MILLER...
355
00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:30,400
YES, SIR?
356
00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:32,400
I WANT YOU TO GO OVER THERE
IN THE CORNER,
357
00:13:32,410 --> 00:13:33,910
FACE THE WALL,
AND COUNT TO 100.
358
00:13:33,910 --> 00:13:34,920
BUT, SIR--
359
00:13:34,910 --> 00:13:35,910
MAKE IT 200.
360
00:13:35,910 --> 00:13:36,910
YES, SIR.
361
00:13:36,910 --> 00:13:38,910
OK.
362
00:13:38,910 --> 00:13:39,910
1 MISSISSIPPI...
363
00:13:39,910 --> 00:13:41,410
2 MISSISSIPPI...
364
00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:45,430
MR. SPENCER, YOU
AND WALLY GO WAY BACK.
365
00:13:45,420 --> 00:13:46,420
YOU OWE HIM ONE.
366
00:13:52,430 --> 00:13:53,930
YOU'RE RIGHT.
367
00:13:54,430 --> 00:13:56,930
WE DO GO BACK A LONG WAY.
368
00:13:56,930 --> 00:13:58,430
A LONG WAY.
369
00:13:58,430 --> 00:14:00,930
ALL RIGHT, WALLY,
I'LL GIVE YOU ANOTHER WEEK,
370
00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:02,440
BUT I WANT A TOTAL
TRANSFORMATION.
371
00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:03,940
OH, YOU GOT IT!
372
00:14:03,940 --> 00:14:06,950
THANKS, SPENCE. I TAKE BACK
EVERYTHING I SAID ABOUT YOU.
373
00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:09,440
THANK YOU,
MR. SPENCER.
374
00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:10,440
YEAH.
375
00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:11,940
SIR!
376
00:14:11,950 --> 00:14:13,950
YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS ABOUT
GIVING HIM ANOTHER CHANCE.
377
00:14:13,950 --> 00:14:15,960
SPARKS IS AN EMBARRASSMENT
TO THE NETWORK.
378
00:14:15,950 --> 00:14:18,450
I WANT TO GIVE HIM THE BENEFIT
OF GOING OUT WITH A FIGHT.
379
00:14:18,950 --> 00:14:19,950
BUT, SIR, I REALLY
DON'T THINK--
380
00:14:19,950 --> 00:14:22,450
NO, YOU DON'T, MILLER.
EVERYONE SAYS THAT ABOUT YOU.
381
00:14:22,460 --> 00:14:25,470
YOU KNOW, THAT GIRL WAS
RIGHT ABOUT WALLACE SPARKS.
382
00:14:25,460 --> 00:14:27,460
WE GO BACK A LONG WAY.
383
00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:29,960
I MEAN, THERE'S
A CODE OF ETHICS
384
00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:32,460
AMONG OLD FRIENDS
IN THE BROADCASTING BUSINESS
385
00:14:32,470 --> 00:14:33,970
THAT YOU YOUNG PUNKS
WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.
386
00:14:34,470 --> 00:14:36,470
IT'S ABOUT
LOYALTY AND RESPECT.
387
00:14:36,470 --> 00:14:38,970
OK, FINE. FINE.
WHAT IF HE FAILS?
388
00:14:38,970 --> 00:14:39,970
HE'S OUT ON HIS ASS.
389
00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:42,480
"MR. DEGENERATE."
390
00:14:42,980 --> 00:14:45,990
HUH. "TOTALLY
BEYOND REPAIR."
391
00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:48,980
HEY, I GOT A BOOTLEG TAPE
OF THAT HOT NEW PORNO QUEEN
392
00:14:48,980 --> 00:14:50,980
I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT.
393
00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:52,990
SHE'D MAKE A GREAT
GUEST ON THE SHOW.
394
00:15:00,490 --> 00:15:01,490
WHERE IS SHE?
395
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,500
SHE'LL BE UP
IN A MINUTE.
396
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:05,510
MORE OF JOEY'S
HOME MOVIES?
397
00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:07,000
I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE A STAFF MEETING.
398
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,000
IN A MINUTE.
WE'RE BUSY HERE.
399
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:12,000
ALL RIGHT, JOEY,
BOOK HER ON THE SHOW.
400
00:15:12,010 --> 00:15:13,010
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN
SEEN HER YET.
401
00:15:13,510 --> 00:15:14,520
HOW DO YOU KNOW IF
SHE'S THE RIGHT GIRL?
402
00:15:14,510 --> 00:15:16,510
SHE'S
THE RIGHT GIRL.
403
00:15:16,510 --> 00:15:19,010
THAT IS IT!
404
00:15:19,010 --> 00:15:21,010
THIS IS OUR ASSES
ON THE LINE.
405
00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:22,020
IF WE DON'T
CLEAN UP OUR ACT,
406
00:15:22,020 --> 00:15:24,020
WE'RE ALL GOING TO
LOSE OUR JOBS. HELLO?
407
00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:26,530
FROM NOW ON,
NO MORE PORNO STARS,
408
00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:28,020
AND NO MORE STUPID SHOWS
409
00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:30,020
WITH ALIEN LESBIAN
ELVIS IMPERSONATORS.
410
00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:32,520
I THOUGHT THAT WAS
ONE OF OUR BEST SHOWS!
411
00:15:33,030 --> 00:15:35,540
WHEN, ROBBY, WHEN ARE
YOU GOING TO GROW UP?
412
00:15:35,660 --> 00:15:37,160
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE,
413
00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:39,660
I WENT TO SCHOOL,
AND I HELD DOWN A JOB.
414
00:15:39,670 --> 00:15:42,180
AND YOU DIDN'T
HAVE ANY NINTENDO...
415
00:15:42,170 --> 00:15:45,670
AND YOU HAD TO WALK 5 MILES
EVERY DAY WITHOUT ANY SHOES--
416
00:15:45,670 --> 00:15:47,170
AND I RESPECTED
MY ELDERS.
417
00:15:47,170 --> 00:15:48,670
AND I RESPECTED
MY ELDERS!
418
00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:51,190
THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR DADDY
PUT YOU IN MILITARY SCHOOL.
419
00:15:51,180 --> 00:15:53,180
OUR FAMILY HAS ATTENDED
THAT FINE INSTITUTION
420
00:15:53,180 --> 00:15:55,180
EVER SINCE OUR GREAT-GREAT-
GREAT-GREAT-GRANDDADDY
421
00:15:55,180 --> 00:15:57,180
COLONEL BUFFORD PRESTON
FOUNDED THAT SCHOOL!
422
00:15:57,180 --> 00:15:58,180
Harvey:
WE'RE READY NOW.
423
00:15:58,190 --> 00:16:00,190
I'M NOT GOING
TO THAT STUPID SCHOOL.
424
00:16:00,190 --> 00:16:01,200
MOM, TELL HIM!
425
00:16:01,190 --> 00:16:02,190
MOM, TELL HIM
HE IS GOING.
426
00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:04,690
FLOYD, PERHAPS IF YOU
SPENT SOME TIME WITH HIM,
427
00:16:04,690 --> 00:16:06,190
I MEAN, HE NEEDS
YOUR GUIDANCE.
428
00:16:06,190 --> 00:16:08,190
HE NEEDS WHAT MY DADDY
USED TO GIVE ME.
429
00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:10,700
A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED
KICK IN THE ASPIDISTRA!
430
00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:11,710
Director: ACTION!
431
00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:12,700
WHAT?
432
00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:15,200
HOW DO YOU DO?
I'M GOVERNOR FLOYD PRESTON.
433
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:17,200
I'M HERE AT HOME
WITH MY WONDERFUL FAMILY.
434
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:20,200
I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET
MY CHARMING WIFE EMILY.
435
00:16:20,210 --> 00:16:23,220
I'M SORRY THAT OUR DAUGHTER
PRISCILLA CAN'T BE WITH US.
436
00:16:23,210 --> 00:16:24,710
SHE'S AWAY AT SCHOOL
STUDYING HARD
437
00:16:25,210 --> 00:16:27,710
TO ONE DAY FOLLOW IN THE GREAT
PRESTON FAMILY TRADITION.
438
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:31,730
AND OVER HERE
IS OUR FINE SON ROBBY.
439
00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:32,720
THE PRESTON FAMILY NAME
440
00:16:33,220 --> 00:16:36,220
HAS ALWAYS STOOD FOR GOOD,
WHOLESOME AMERICAN VALUES,
441
00:16:36,220 --> 00:16:37,720
SO, REMEMBER...
442
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:40,730
A VOTE FOR FLOYD PRESTON
IS A VOTE FOR FAMILY.
443
00:16:40,730 --> 00:16:41,740
Director: CUT!
444
00:16:41,730 --> 00:16:43,230
SMILE!
BEAUTIFUL.
445
00:16:45,230 --> 00:16:47,230
LOOK, YOU'D BETTER COME UP
WITH SOMETHING QUICK,
446
00:16:47,230 --> 00:16:48,730
OR WE'RE GOING TO
END UP LIKE THIS GUY.
447
00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:49,740
HEY!
448
00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:52,750
HEY, WALLY, I COULD
USE A LITTLE CHANGE.
449
00:16:52,740 --> 00:16:55,240
YEAH? WHY DON'T
YOU TRY PARIS, HUH?
450
00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:57,740
HERE, TAKE THIS.
GO AHEAD.
451
00:16:58,250 --> 00:16:59,750
[WHISTLING]
OVER HERE!
452
00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:03,250
SORRY, LADY.
453
00:17:03,250 --> 00:17:04,750
HEY, TAXI!
454
00:17:04,750 --> 00:17:06,750
HEY, YOU'RE WALLY SPARKS.
I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN.
455
00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:07,750
HEY, HOW
YOU DOING?
456
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,260
UH, WE'RE IN A HURRY.
TAKE US TO SOHO.
457
00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:10,260
YOU GOT IT, LADY.
458
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:13,270
HEY, LOOK AT THAT!
WALLY SPARKS! HEY, HEY!
459
00:17:19,270 --> 00:17:21,280
Driver: LET'S GO HERE!
WHAT IS THIS?
460
00:17:21,270 --> 00:17:22,770
AHH!
461
00:17:22,770 --> 00:17:24,770
HEY, WALLY,
MY NAME IS TONY.
462
00:17:24,770 --> 00:17:26,270
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE HERE.
463
00:17:26,270 --> 00:17:29,270
WAIT'LL I TELL THE GUYS
I HAD YOU IN MY CAB.
464
00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:31,290
HEY, TONY, FIRST OF ALL,
YOU NEVER HAD ME...
465
00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:33,280
HA HA HA!
YOU KILL ME!
466
00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:35,280
AND IF YOU DID HAVE ME,
IT WOULDN'T BE IN A CAB.
467
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:38,280
THIS GUY KILLS ME!
HE KILLS ME!
468
00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:39,790
HEY, WALLY...
469
00:17:39,790 --> 00:17:41,300
I WENT OUT WITH A GIRL
LAST NIGHT,
470
00:17:41,290 --> 00:17:42,790
AND, BOY, WAS SHE UGLY.
471
00:17:42,790 --> 00:17:44,790
OH, GO AHEAD.
HOW UGLY, HUH?
472
00:17:44,790 --> 00:17:46,290
SHE WENT TO
THE PLASTIC SURGEON,
473
00:17:46,290 --> 00:17:48,290
HE ADDED A TAIL!
474
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:49,800
HA HA HA!
ALL RIGHT.
475
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:52,310
UH, TONY, DON'T LOSE
YOUR HACK LICENSE, HUH?
476
00:17:52,300 --> 00:17:53,300
OH HO HO!
477
00:17:53,670 --> 00:17:56,180
WALLY, SPENCER SAYS HE WANTS
A TOTAL TRANSFORMATION, OK?
478
00:17:56,170 --> 00:17:59,170
THAT MEANS WE GOT TO HAVE
MORE NEWSWORTHY GUESTS.
479
00:17:59,170 --> 00:18:01,670
TONIGHT IS GOVERNOR PRESTON'S
CAMPAIGN BALL
480
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:02,680
DOWN IN ATLANTA.
481
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:03,680
LISTEN TO WHAT
HE WROTE YOU.
482
00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:06,690
HE SAYS HERE HE'S SORRY
ABOUT THE LETTER HE SENT YOU,
483
00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:08,680
AND HE'S ACTUALLY
A REALLY BIG FAN
484
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:11,680
AND THINKS IT WOULD BE "AWESOME"
TO MEET YOU IN PERSON.
485
00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:12,690
HE SAID "AWESOME"?
486
00:18:12,690 --> 00:18:13,690
NO KIDDING.
487
00:18:13,690 --> 00:18:15,200
YEAH. MAYBE WE COULD GET HIM
TO BE A GUEST ON THE SHOW.
488
00:18:15,190 --> 00:18:16,190
THINK OF IT--
489
00:18:16,190 --> 00:18:18,190
"MORAL MAJORITY GOVERNOR
MEETS WALLY SPARKS."
490
00:18:18,190 --> 00:18:19,690
OH, SANDY, COME DOWN
TO EARTH, WILL YOU?
491
00:18:20,190 --> 00:18:21,190
THE GOVERNOR, HE'S NOT
GOING TO DO MY SHOW.
492
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:22,700
OH, COME ON, WHAT
HAVE WE GOT TO LOSE?
493
00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:24,200
YOU KNOW, LET'S GO
DOWN THERE AND FIND OUT.
494
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:26,210
YEAH, WALLY. WHY DON'T YOU
GO DOWN AND FIND OUT?
495
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:27,700
YOU THINK
I SHOULD GO, HUH?
496
00:18:27,700 --> 00:18:28,700
ABSOLUTELY.
ABSOLUTELY.
497
00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:31,700
WHAT AM I ASKING
HIM FOR, HUH?
498
00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:33,710
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ATLANTA.
I DON'T WANT TO GO.
499
00:18:33,710 --> 00:18:35,720
OH, COME ON, WALLY,
DON'T GO SOFT ON ME.
500
00:18:35,710 --> 00:18:38,210
OOH, I HATE WHEN A WOMAN
SAYS THAT TO ME.
501
00:18:38,710 --> 00:18:41,210
OK, ATLANTA,
HERE WE COME, ALL RIGHT?
502
00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:42,720
YOU TALKED ME INTO IT.
503
00:18:43,220 --> 00:18:44,730
WE'LL GET THERE
FASTER IF WE WALK.
504
00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:46,220
THANKS A LOT
FOR BEING IN MY CAB.
505
00:18:46,220 --> 00:18:47,220
TAKE CARE
OF YOURSELF, HUH?
506
00:18:47,220 --> 00:18:48,720
SEE YOU LATER.
507
00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:50,220
GO GET 'EM, BABY!
508
00:18:58,230 --> 00:19:00,230
OOH!
509
00:19:00,230 --> 00:19:01,230
HEY.
510
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:03,740
HEY, THIS IS
SOME JOINT, HUH?
511
00:19:03,740 --> 00:19:04,750
YEAH. WE'RE
IN THE SOUTH.
512
00:19:04,740 --> 00:19:05,740
GOOD EVENING.
513
00:19:05,740 --> 00:19:07,740
WALLY SPARKS
AND GUEST.
514
00:19:07,740 --> 00:19:10,240
SIR, ARE YOU AWARE THIS
IS A BLACK-TIE AFFAIR?
515
00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:12,240
OH, INDUBITABLY.
516
00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:13,750
THIS WAY, PLEASE.
517
00:19:13,750 --> 00:19:15,260
ALL RIGHT, BUDDY.
TAKE THAT, ALL RIGHT?
518
00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:17,250
AND GET ME SOME
GREY POUPON, HUH?
519
00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:18,250
HERE, HOLD MY PURSE,
WOULD YOU?
520
00:19:18,250 --> 00:19:19,250
YEAH.
521
00:19:28,260 --> 00:19:29,260
THANK YOU.
522
00:19:29,260 --> 00:19:29,760
CERTAINLY.
523
00:19:40,770 --> 00:19:42,770
OH, A BIT
OF THE BUBBLY.
524
00:19:47,780 --> 00:19:49,780
OK, SANDY,
WHAT'S THE PLAN?
525
00:19:49,780 --> 00:19:52,780
FIRST, GIVE ME
BACK MY PURSE.
526
00:19:52,790 --> 00:19:54,290
COME HERE.
527
00:19:54,290 --> 00:19:55,800
I SNUCK IN
YOUR VIDEO CAMERA.
528
00:19:55,790 --> 00:19:57,790
LOOK, I CUT A HOLE
IN MY PURSE.
529
00:19:57,790 --> 00:19:59,790
WE CAN SHOOT TAPE
WITHOUT ANYBODY KNOWING.
530
00:19:59,790 --> 00:20:01,790
YOU GO FIND THE GOVERNOR,
WARM UP TO HIM,
531
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:04,300
AND ASK HIM ABOUT APPEARING
ON THE SHOW, OK?
532
00:20:04,300 --> 00:20:06,810
WHO KNOWS WHAT KIND OF JUICY
STUFF WE'RE GOING TO GET?
533
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,300
I'M BEGINNING TO FEEL LIKE
534
00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:09,800
A REAL INVESTIGATIVE
JOURNALIST.
535
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:10,800
WELL, GOOD.
536
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,300
I'LL BE AT THE BAR
INVESTIGATING JACK DANIELS.
537
00:20:12,310 --> 00:20:13,810
OH, EMILY,
YOU LOOK SO FINE.
538
00:20:13,810 --> 00:20:15,320
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
539
00:20:15,310 --> 00:20:17,310
LET'S GET THAT PHOTO
RIGHT OVER HERE.
540
00:20:17,310 --> 00:20:19,310
LET'S LOOK RIGHT
OVER THIS WAY.
541
00:20:19,310 --> 00:20:20,560
HA HA HA!
542
00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:22,060
HEY, BARTENDER, GIVE ME
A DOUBLE ANYTHING
543
00:20:22,070 --> 00:20:23,570
ON THE DOUBLE, WILL YOU?
544
00:20:24,070 --> 00:20:25,080
WALLY SPARKS!
545
00:20:25,570 --> 00:20:27,570
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
AT THIS SQUARE AFFAIR?
546
00:20:27,570 --> 00:20:29,570
OH, I CAME HERE
TO SPREAD JOY.
547
00:20:29,570 --> 00:20:30,570
IF I CAN FIND HER.
548
00:20:30,570 --> 00:20:31,570
HA HA HA!
549
00:20:31,580 --> 00:20:33,080
HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN
THE GOVERNOR, HUH?
550
00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:35,590
I HAVEN'T, BUT CHECK
THIS ACTION OUT.
551
00:20:35,580 --> 00:20:36,580
PASSION PUNCH.
552
00:20:36,580 --> 00:20:38,580
HEY, WHAT'S
YOUR NAME?
553
00:20:38,580 --> 00:20:39,580
LOLA.
554
00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:41,080
YOU'RE A CUTE CHICK.
555
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:42,580
HEY, LOLA,
556
00:20:42,590 --> 00:20:45,100
HOW ABOUT LETTING ME
BE THE ROOSTER?
557
00:20:45,090 --> 00:20:47,090
WHY DON'T YOU
GO PLUCK YOURSELF?
558
00:20:47,090 --> 00:20:48,590
OH, YOU GOT
A QUICK TONGUE.
559
00:20:48,590 --> 00:20:50,090
THAT'LL GET YOU
INTO TROUBLE.
560
00:20:50,090 --> 00:20:51,590
OR GET HER
OUT OF TROUBLE.
561
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,100
HOO, YOU BAD,
WALLY!
562
00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:54,600
WHAT KIND OF WORK
YOU DO, HON?
563
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:55,610
I'M AN ACTRESS.
564
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:56,600
LET'S GET TOGETHER.
565
00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:58,100
MAYBE I CAN FURTHER
YOUR CAREER.
566
00:20:58,100 --> 00:21:00,100
I DON'T BELIEVE
IN CASUAL SEX.
567
00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:02,100
HEY, IT WON'T
BE CASUAL.
568
00:21:02,110 --> 00:21:04,110
I'LL KEEP MY TIE ON.
569
00:21:04,110 --> 00:21:05,120
ENJOY YOURSELF.
570
00:21:05,110 --> 00:21:06,110
RANDAL.
571
00:21:06,110 --> 00:21:07,110
FLOYD.
572
00:21:07,110 --> 00:21:08,110
RANDAL. SO GLAD
YOU COULD COME.
573
00:21:08,110 --> 00:21:10,110
I WOULDN'T MISS THIS
FOR THE WORLD.
574
00:21:10,110 --> 00:21:11,610
YOU HAVE MY SUPPORT
100%.
575
00:21:11,620 --> 00:21:13,120
I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW HAPPY
THAT MAKES ME TO HEAR.
576
00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:15,130
I HOPE WE CAN COUNT
ON YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT
577
00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:16,120
FOR THE DEVELOPMENT
578
00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:17,620
OF THE NEW CIVIL WAR
THEME PARK.
579
00:21:17,620 --> 00:21:19,620
MY PROBLEM THERE IS YOU
WANT TO PUT THAT PARK
580
00:21:19,620 --> 00:21:21,620
ON A PROTECTED
HISTORICAL LANDMARK.
581
00:21:21,630 --> 00:21:23,130
I KNOW, I KNOW,
BUT IT'S GOING TO MEAN
582
00:21:23,130 --> 00:21:24,630
MILLIONS AND MILLIONS
OF REVENUE
583
00:21:24,630 --> 00:21:25,640
FOR THE STATE, FLOYD.
584
00:21:25,630 --> 00:21:28,130
THE PARTY IS COUNTING ON YOU
TO DO THE RIGHT THING.
585
00:21:28,130 --> 00:21:29,630
WELL, FIRST I HAVE TO
DO RIGHT BY THIS PARTY.
586
00:21:30,130 --> 00:21:31,130
CAN WE CHAT ABOUT IT
LATER, GENTLEMEN?
587
00:21:31,130 --> 00:21:32,130
ENJOY.
588
00:21:32,140 --> 00:21:33,140
TALK TO YOU SOON. BYE.
589
00:21:33,140 --> 00:21:34,140
EMILY.
590
00:21:34,140 --> 00:21:35,650
[RAUCOUS LAUGHTER]
591
00:21:38,140 --> 00:21:40,640
HEY, BOYS, YOU WANT
TO HAVE SOME LAUGHS?
592
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:42,640
TAKE A PORNO MOVIE
AND RUN IT BACKWARDS.
593
00:21:42,650 --> 00:21:44,650
THAT WAY YOU SEE THE HOOKER
GIVE BACK THE MONEY.
594
00:21:48,150 --> 00:21:49,650
ONCE IN D.C.,
595
00:21:49,650 --> 00:21:53,150
WE WILL REMEMBER WHO
OUR FRIENDS ARE, HMM?
596
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,660
OH! OH...
597
00:21:54,660 --> 00:21:56,170
I'M SO SORRY...
598
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:57,660
OH, TH-THAT'S
QUITE ALL RIGHT.
599
00:21:57,660 --> 00:21:59,160
I WAS DUE
A FRESH ONE ANYWAY.
600
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:01,660
OH, WAIT. HERE, LET
ME GET THAT. WAIT.
601
00:22:01,670 --> 00:22:04,170
OH, I THINK
IT'S COMING OUT.
602
00:22:04,170 --> 00:22:05,180
WHAT?
603
00:22:05,170 --> 00:22:07,170
OH, DON'T WORRY,
IT'S JUST A LITTLE ONE.
604
00:22:07,170 --> 00:22:08,670
HA! UM...YES.
605
00:22:08,670 --> 00:22:11,670
OH...THE STAIN.
606
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:14,180
I DON'T THINK ANYONE'S
GOING TO NOTICE, HUH?
607
00:22:14,180 --> 00:22:15,190
I'M HARVEY BISHOP,
608
00:22:15,180 --> 00:22:18,180
THE GOVERNOR'S
CAMPAIGN MANAGER.
609
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:19,680
YOU ARE?
610
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:21,680
WELL, HELLO!
HELLO THERE.
611
00:22:22,190 --> 00:22:23,190
FLOYD, FLOYD,
612
00:22:23,190 --> 00:22:24,690
DID YOU SEE
THAT STRANGE MAN
613
00:22:25,190 --> 00:22:26,190
THAT WAS
BOTHERING US?
614
00:22:26,190 --> 00:22:28,190
WHAT STRANGE MAN
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
615
00:22:28,190 --> 00:22:30,190
HE'S WEARING A RED JACKET
WITH FIREWORKS ON IT.
616
00:22:30,190 --> 00:22:31,190
NO. WHAT HAPPENED?
617
00:22:31,190 --> 00:22:32,190
FIND HIM.
618
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:34,200
AGENT CAMERON. LOOK, PLEASE
FIND A GUEST, RED JACKET.
619
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:35,710
CHECK OUT HERE, WILL YOU?
620
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,700
YES, MY HUSBAND IS
THE CANADIAN AMBASSADOR.
621
00:22:42,710 --> 00:22:45,720
YOU'RE FROM CANADA, HUH?
WHAT A PLACE, CANADA!
622
00:22:45,710 --> 00:22:48,210
THEY STARTED A COUNTRY,
AND NOBODY SHOWED UP, HUH?
623
00:22:48,210 --> 00:22:49,710
I'M JUST KIDDING, FOLKS.
624
00:22:49,710 --> 00:22:50,710
I'M WALLY SPARKS.
625
00:22:50,710 --> 00:22:52,710
MAYBE YOU'VE SEEN
MY TELEVISION SHOW.
626
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:55,230
WELL, WE DON'T WATCH
MUCH AMERICAN TELEVISION.
627
00:22:55,220 --> 00:22:57,220
OH, THAT'S TOO BAD.
I HEARD IN CANADA
628
00:22:57,220 --> 00:22:58,720
THEY ONLY HAVE SEX
DOGGIE STYLE.
629
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:00,720
THAT WAY, YOU CAN BOTH
WATCH THE HOCKEY GAME.
630
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:01,720
HA HA!
631
00:23:01,730 --> 00:23:05,240
OOH! AH! OH...
632
00:23:05,230 --> 00:23:07,230
DO ME A FAVOR,
WILL YOU?
633
00:23:07,230 --> 00:23:08,730
SCRATCH MY BACK,
RIGHT BACK THERE.
634
00:23:08,730 --> 00:23:10,230
I GOT AN ITCH
RIGHT THERE, HUH?
635
00:23:10,230 --> 00:23:12,230
OVER HERE--
WILL YOU GET IT?
636
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:13,740
I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING
TO LOSE WEIGHT,
637
00:23:13,740 --> 00:23:15,750
BUT JUST 2 MORE WEEKS
ON THIS CABBAGE DIET,
638
00:23:15,740 --> 00:23:18,240
AND MY DIETITIAN TOLD ME
I'LL HAVE THE BODY
639
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:20,240
OF A 16-YEAR-OLD,
HEH HEH HEH!
640
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:21,740
I KNOW.
I'M SO EXCITED!
641
00:23:21,750 --> 00:23:23,250
OH, LADY, STAY RIGHT THERE,
WILL YOU?
642
00:23:23,250 --> 00:23:24,750
OH, THAT'S THE SPOT!
643
00:23:24,750 --> 00:23:25,760
OH!
644
00:23:25,750 --> 00:23:27,250
OH! TOO MUCH!
YEAH! YEAH!
645
00:23:27,250 --> 00:23:28,250
OH!
646
00:23:28,250 --> 00:23:29,750
OH, THAT'S THE SPOT!
647
00:23:29,750 --> 00:23:31,250
SPARKS!
648
00:23:31,250 --> 00:23:33,250
OH, HONEY, OH,
I'LL MARRY YOU!
649
00:23:33,260 --> 00:23:35,270
OH, I'LL MARRY THE DRESS,
WHATEVER YOU WANT.
650
00:23:35,260 --> 00:23:36,760
HARVEY!
651
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:38,260
GET OVER HERE!
652
00:23:38,260 --> 00:23:40,760
EXCUSE ME,
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
653
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:41,760
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
654
00:23:41,770 --> 00:23:43,770
HOW DID HE
GET IN HERE?
655
00:23:43,770 --> 00:23:45,280
WALLY SPARKS?
656
00:23:45,270 --> 00:23:46,770
YOU GOT IT, HONEY,
A TRIP TO PUERTO RICO,
657
00:23:46,770 --> 00:23:48,270
WHATEVER YOU WANT.
658
00:23:48,270 --> 00:23:49,270
YOU'RE A GENIUS.
OH! YEAH!
659
00:23:49,770 --> 00:23:50,770
SURELY HIS NAME WASN'T
ON THE GUEST LIST?
660
00:23:51,270 --> 00:23:51,770
NO, SIR--
661
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:53,280
[MUTTERING]
662
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:54,780
NO, SIR, NO! WE DO NOT
WANT TO CREATE A SCENE.
663
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:57,280
LET ME CHECK
THE GUEST LIST.
664
00:23:57,780 --> 00:23:58,780
OH, THAT'S IT, BABY.
665
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:02,280
NOW, STICK AROUND, WILL YOU?
I MAY GET JOCK ITCH.
666
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:12,800
[MUSIC ENDS]
667
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:13,800
[APPLAUSE]
668
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:17,310
WELL, IT'S LEGIT, SIR.
HERE'S HIS INVITATION.
669
00:24:17,300 --> 00:24:20,300
HOW ON EARTH COULD
THIS HAVE HAPPENED?
670
00:24:20,300 --> 00:24:21,800
I DON'T KNOW.
671
00:24:24,310 --> 00:24:27,320
[PAPER DOLL PLAYS]
672
00:24:27,310 --> 00:24:29,310
HEY, YOU TWO
SHOULD FIND A ROOM.
673
00:24:32,820 --> 00:24:35,330
YOU TWO SHOULD
FIND A WAREHOUSE.
674
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:37,320
YES!
675
00:24:38,820 --> 00:24:40,320
GOVERNOR PRESTON.
676
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:41,820
IT'S SO NICE
TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
677
00:24:41,830 --> 00:24:42,830
WHY, YES. HELLO.
678
00:24:43,330 --> 00:24:44,830
I DO HOPE YOU'LL SAVE A DANCE
FOR ME FOR LATER ON.
679
00:24:44,830 --> 00:24:45,840
WHY, SURE I WILL.
680
00:24:45,830 --> 00:24:46,830
MRS. PRESTON.
681
00:24:46,830 --> 00:24:48,330
HELLO.
682
00:24:48,830 --> 00:24:49,330
FLOYD, WHO WAS THAT?
683
00:24:49,830 --> 00:24:50,830
I HAVE NO IDEA.
684
00:25:00,980 --> 00:25:02,990
WHAT A PARTY.
685
00:25:02,980 --> 00:25:04,480
LOOKS LIKE
THE UNHAPPY HOUR.
686
00:25:08,990 --> 00:25:10,990
HI. YOU COME HERE OFTEN?
687
00:25:10,990 --> 00:25:13,000
DON'T WORRY, HONEY, I'M NOT
MAKING A PLAY FOR YOU.
688
00:25:12,990 --> 00:25:15,990
I DON'T WANT
THIS GUY--OH!
689
00:25:15,990 --> 00:25:16,990
OH...
690
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,000
OH, I'M SORRY.
691
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,500
[VOICES APPROACHING]
692
00:25:30,010 --> 00:25:31,010
Woman:
GOOD EVENING, SIR.
693
00:25:31,010 --> 00:25:32,520
HI. HA HA.
694
00:25:32,510 --> 00:25:35,010
IT'S, UH...
QUITE A NIGHT, HUH?
695
00:25:35,010 --> 00:25:37,010
IT CERTAINLY IS,
SIR.
696
00:25:37,010 --> 00:25:38,510
YEAH.
697
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:40,020
[TIGER RAG PLAYS]
698
00:25:48,020 --> 00:25:50,020
OOH...OH, WOW!
GROSS!
699
00:25:50,030 --> 00:25:52,540
HOW COME THEY'RE
ALL STARING AT ME?
700
00:25:52,530 --> 00:25:55,530
THEY MUST RECOGNIZE
YOU FROM THE SHOW.
701
00:25:55,530 --> 00:25:57,530
OH, THERE'S
GOVERNOR PRESTON.
702
00:25:57,530 --> 00:25:59,030
REMEMBER,
BE CHARMING.
703
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:00,540
WHY, DON'T
I LOOK CHARMING?
704
00:26:00,540 --> 00:26:03,050
OH, GOD, HARVEY,
THEY'RE COMING THIS WAY.
705
00:26:07,540 --> 00:26:09,040
I CAN SEE THAT.
706
00:26:09,050 --> 00:26:10,550
GOVERNOR PRESTON?
I'M SANDY GALLO.
707
00:26:10,550 --> 00:26:12,060
I PRODUCE
THE WALLY SPARKS SHOW.
708
00:26:12,050 --> 00:26:14,550
I'D LIKE YOU
TO MEET WALLY SPARKS.
709
00:26:15,050 --> 00:26:16,550
HEY, GOVERNOR,
HOW ARE YOU, HUH?
710
00:26:16,550 --> 00:26:19,550
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW EXCITED
I AM TO MEET YOU, HA HA!
711
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:20,560
[CRASH, TINKLE]
712
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:21,560
[COUGHING]
713
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:23,070
BY THE WAY, THANKS
FOR THE INVITE.
714
00:26:23,060 --> 00:26:25,060
YOU GOT A HELL OF
A SHINDIG GOING ON HERE.
715
00:26:25,060 --> 00:26:26,560
HOW DO YOU DO?
I'M EMILY PRESTON--
716
00:26:27,060 --> 00:26:28,560
HOW DO YOU DO,
BABY?
717
00:26:28,570 --> 00:26:30,570
HEY, GOVERNOR, I FOUND OUT
YOU'RE A BIG FAN OF MINE.
718
00:26:30,570 --> 00:26:32,080
YOU KNOW,
HOW ABOUT DOING MY SHOW?
719
00:26:32,070 --> 00:26:35,070
I'LL FLY YOU TO NEW YORK,
FIRST-CLASS, NICE ROOM.
720
00:26:35,070 --> 00:26:37,570
YOU WANT SOME COMPANY,
I'LL WORK THAT OUT, TOO--
721
00:26:37,570 --> 00:26:38,570
WHAT DOES HE MEAN
BY COMPANY?
722
00:26:38,580 --> 00:26:40,580
I HAVE NO IDEA.
OH, YOUR FRIEND WANTS YOU.
723
00:26:40,580 --> 00:26:41,580
OH, THANKS.
EXCUSE ME.
724
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:43,580
I NEED
SOME ICE HERE.
725
00:26:43,580 --> 00:26:45,580
YOU DON'T NEED THAT,
DO YOU, BUDDY?
726
00:26:45,580 --> 00:26:47,080
OK? GOOD.
727
00:26:47,580 --> 00:26:49,580
GOVERNOR? YOU PROMISED
ME A DANCE.
728
00:26:49,590 --> 00:26:52,100
YOUR TIMING
COULDN'T BE BETTER.
729
00:26:52,090 --> 00:26:54,090
COMPANY. I SEE.
730
00:26:54,590 --> 00:26:55,590
WALLY, THERE'S
THE GOVERNOR'S WIFE.
731
00:26:55,590 --> 00:26:57,090
WHY DON'T YOU GO GRAB HER
AND DANCE WITH HER?
732
00:26:57,090 --> 00:26:58,590
I'LL GET IT ON TAPE.
733
00:26:58,600 --> 00:26:59,600
YEAH?
YEAH. GO ON.
734
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:01,100
YEAH.
735
00:27:01,100 --> 00:27:03,110
HEY, BUDDY,
HOLD THAT FOR ME.
736
00:27:03,100 --> 00:27:04,100
EMILY, BABY, COME HERE.
737
00:27:04,100 --> 00:27:06,100
LET'S SHOW THEM
HOW TO DO IT, BABY.
738
00:27:06,100 --> 00:27:07,100
OH, NO, THANK YOU--
739
00:27:07,100 --> 00:27:09,600
AH, COME ON,
YOU'LL ENJOY IT.
740
00:27:09,610 --> 00:27:12,620
YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU
WORKED FOR WALLY SPARKS.
741
00:27:12,610 --> 00:27:16,610
OH, HARV, THERE'S A LOT
OF THINGS I'VE NEVER TOLD YOU.
742
00:27:16,610 --> 00:27:19,610
I'M A VERY DEEP...
CARING...SENSUAL...
743
00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:22,130
GIVING PERSON, YOU KNOW?
744
00:27:22,120 --> 00:27:25,120
YOU KNOW WHAT I'D LIKE MORE
THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
745
00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:26,120
WHAT'S THAT?
746
00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:27,120
SEX ON THE BEACH.
747
00:27:27,620 --> 00:27:28,620
I'LL GET THE CAR.
748
00:27:28,630 --> 00:27:30,130
WAIT A SECOND,
HONEY.
749
00:27:30,130 --> 00:27:31,130
IT'S JUST
A DRINK.
750
00:27:31,130 --> 00:27:32,140
OH.
751
00:27:32,130 --> 00:27:34,130
WHY DON'T YOU
GET US 2, OK? YEAH.
752
00:27:34,130 --> 00:27:35,630
BE A DOLL.
ALL RIGHT.
753
00:27:35,630 --> 00:27:36,630
ALL RIGHT.
754
00:27:36,630 --> 00:27:38,630
[TANGO MUSIC PLAYING]
755
00:27:40,140 --> 00:27:41,140
OH!
756
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:00,660
OH!
757
00:28:00,660 --> 00:28:03,170
EXCUSE ME.
758
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:04,660
OH...
759
00:28:04,660 --> 00:28:07,160
AAH...
760
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:09,660
SENATOR FLOYD PRESTON. WHOO!
I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.
761
00:28:15,170 --> 00:28:18,170
OH! OH! AH!
762
00:28:18,170 --> 00:28:20,670
HEY, WHO KNOWS? SOMEDAY
YOU COULD BE THE FIRST LADY.
763
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:23,680
THE QUESTION IS,
764
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:26,180
WAS THE GOVERNOR
THE FIRST MAN?
765
00:28:26,180 --> 00:28:28,180
WHOA!
766
00:28:28,180 --> 00:28:30,680
WE MET IN SAVANNAH
AT YOUR CAMPAIGN RALLY,
767
00:28:30,690 --> 00:28:32,200
BUT YOU PROBABLY
DON'T REMEMBER.
768
00:28:32,190 --> 00:28:34,190
FLOYD!
769
00:28:34,190 --> 00:28:36,190
WE BOTH HAD AN AWFUL LOT
TO DRINK THAT NIGHT.
770
00:28:36,190 --> 00:28:38,190
YOU HAVE ME CONFUSED
WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
771
00:28:38,700 --> 00:28:39,200
WHOO!
772
00:28:39,700 --> 00:28:40,700
OH!
773
00:28:40,700 --> 00:28:42,710
PLEASE, SIR!
774
00:28:42,700 --> 00:28:43,700
OH!
775
00:28:43,700 --> 00:28:44,700
OH!
776
00:28:44,700 --> 00:28:46,700
PARDON ME.
777
00:28:46,700 --> 00:28:48,200
iOLé!
778
00:28:50,710 --> 00:28:51,710
OH, MY GOD...
779
00:28:52,210 --> 00:28:52,710
OH!
780
00:28:53,210 --> 00:28:55,210
Wally: OH,
MY BIG DIPPER!
781
00:28:55,210 --> 00:28:57,710
AH--OH!
782
00:28:58,210 --> 00:29:00,210
OH! OH! OH!
783
00:29:00,220 --> 00:29:01,720
WHOA!
784
00:29:03,220 --> 00:29:04,720
OK, BABY, BIG FINISH.
SLAP IT DOWN.
785
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:06,220
OHH...OH!
786
00:29:06,220 --> 00:29:08,720
NOW, THAT WASN'T
SO HARD, WAS IT?
787
00:29:08,730 --> 00:29:09,730
EXCUSE ME.
788
00:29:14,230 --> 00:29:16,230
HEY, BUDDY, I'LL TAKE
ONE OF THOSE.
789
00:29:16,230 --> 00:29:17,730
YES, SIR.
790
00:29:17,730 --> 00:29:19,230
THANKS.
791
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:21,240
[JAZZY LIEBESTRAUM PLAYS]
792
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:26,240
CANAPé, MA'AM?
793
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:27,740
NO, THANK YOU.
794
00:29:27,740 --> 00:29:29,240
...REALLY TRY
THIS DIET, DIANE.
795
00:29:29,250 --> 00:29:31,250
WELL, IT'S A STRICT
VEGETARIAN DIET,
796
00:29:31,250 --> 00:29:33,760
BUT I CAN EAT
VEGETABLES, OLIVES,
797
00:29:33,750 --> 00:29:35,750
IT ABSOLUTELY DRIVES
MY HUSBAND CRAZY
798
00:29:35,750 --> 00:29:37,750
THAT I WON'T
EAT MEAT ANYMORE.
799
00:29:38,250 --> 00:29:38,750
EWW!
800
00:29:39,260 --> 00:29:41,380
Emily: OH, LOOK WHO IT IS!
OH, MY GOD!
801
00:29:41,370 --> 00:29:43,370
BLESS YOUR HEART
FOR COMING, SIR.
802
00:29:43,380 --> 00:29:44,880
GOVERNOR,
GREAT TO BE HERE.
803
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:46,390
OR SHOULD I SAY
SENATOR?
804
00:29:46,380 --> 00:29:47,880
WELL, I HOPE YOU SHOULD.
805
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:49,880
COULD WE TALK YOU INTO
SINGING FOR US TONIGHT?
806
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:50,880
I WOULD LOVE TO,
807
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:52,380
BUT THIS THROAT'S
A LITTLE SORE TONIGHT.
808
00:29:52,390 --> 00:29:53,390
AWW...
AWW...
809
00:29:53,390 --> 00:29:54,890
DON'T EVEN TALK
ABOUT IT. SAY NO MORE.
810
00:29:54,890 --> 00:29:55,900
I'LL GET YOU
SOME TEA.
811
00:29:55,890 --> 00:29:57,390
WALLY SPARKS!
812
00:29:57,390 --> 00:29:59,390
HEY, MICHAEL, BABY,
THIS IS WILD. HOW ARE YOU?
813
00:29:59,390 --> 00:30:01,390
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
YOU KNOW, I TELL YOU, THOUGH,
814
00:30:01,390 --> 00:30:02,890
I WENT OUT WITH
THIS GIRL LAST WEEK.
815
00:30:02,900 --> 00:30:04,900
SHE WAS SO UGLY,
I TOOK HER TO THE BEACH,
816
00:30:04,900 --> 00:30:06,910
THEY WANTED TO KNOW
WHAT I USED FOR BAIT.
817
00:30:06,900 --> 00:30:08,400
HEY, MICHAEL,
818
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:10,900
YOU'RE GOING TO SING FOR US
TONIGHT, AREN'T YOU?
819
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,400
MR. SPARKS, WE MUSTN'T
IMPOSE. Sore throat...
820
00:30:13,410 --> 00:30:15,420
KNOW WHAT, WALLY?
FOR YOU, ANYTHING.
821
00:30:19,410 --> 00:30:20,410
[APPLAUSE]
822
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:24,920
FOLKS, UH...
823
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:27,930
I WANT TO DEDICATE THIS SONG
TO A GREAT, GREAT STATE...
824
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:28,920
HEAR, HEAR!
825
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:31,420
AND TO A VERY SPECIAL
FRIEND OF MINE.
826
00:30:31,420 --> 00:30:34,420
THE COOLEST GUY I KNOW,
827
00:30:34,430 --> 00:30:35,440
WALLY SPARKS.
828
00:30:35,430 --> 00:30:37,430
[MUSIC STARTS]
829
00:30:42,940 --> 00:30:44,940
♪ GEORGIA ♪
830
00:30:47,940 --> 00:30:49,940
♪ GEORGIA ♪
831
00:30:53,450 --> 00:30:58,460
♪ THE WHOLE DAY THROUGH ♪
832
00:30:59,950 --> 00:31:02,950
♪ JUST AN OLD
SWEET SONG ♪
833
00:31:03,460 --> 00:31:05,970
[BLOWS NOSE LOUDLY]
834
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:13,460
♪ KEEPS GEORGIA
ON MY MIND ♪
835
00:31:17,970 --> 00:31:18,970
OH!
836
00:31:20,470 --> 00:31:21,470
HI.
837
00:31:21,470 --> 00:31:22,970
HI.
838
00:31:22,980 --> 00:31:24,480
CHEERS.
839
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:31,980
[WHISPERING] Wally,
come here. Come here!
840
00:31:35,490 --> 00:31:37,990
THE CAMERA FELL
IN THE PUNCH BOWL.
841
00:31:37,990 --> 00:31:38,990
YEAH? OHH...
842
00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:44,500
...SOME PUNCH.
843
00:31:46,500 --> 00:31:48,500
OH, GREAT. HERE
COMES SOMEBODY.
844
00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:54,000
I WANT TO SEE IF IT'S
THE RIGHT TEMPERATURE.
845
00:31:57,010 --> 00:31:58,510
HERE,
PUT IT IN THE BAG.
846
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:10,520
DAMN.
847
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:13,020
THE PUNCH MUST'VE SHORTED
THIS THING OUT.
848
00:32:13,030 --> 00:32:15,540
IT COULD BE THE TV.
849
00:32:15,530 --> 00:32:17,030
SOMETIMES
WITH THIS STUFF,
850
00:32:17,030 --> 00:32:18,530
YOU JUST HAVE
TO HIT IT
851
00:32:18,530 --> 00:32:20,030
AND IT WORKS,
YOU KNOW?
852
00:32:20,030 --> 00:32:21,530
HEY, LOOK AT THIS.
IT SAYS "SCREEN."
853
00:32:21,530 --> 00:32:23,030
MAYBE
THIS'LL FIX IT, HUH?
854
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:27,540
EXCUSE ME JUST A MOMENT.
I'M SORRY.
855
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:29,540
OH, SURE.
856
00:32:29,540 --> 00:32:31,040
EXCUSE ME, DARLING,
I'M SORRY,
857
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:32,540
BUT I THINK HARVEY
MIGHT BE RUNNING
858
00:32:32,550 --> 00:32:33,550
A NEW CAMPAIGN
COMMERCIAL.
859
00:32:34,050 --> 00:32:35,050
I HAD NO IDEA
860
00:32:35,050 --> 00:32:36,560
THERE WAS GOING TO BE
A SCREEN PRESENTATION.
861
00:32:36,550 --> 00:32:38,050
WILL YOU EXCUSE ME,
GENTLEMEN?
862
00:32:38,050 --> 00:32:39,550
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN--
SORRY, BAND? PLEASE.
863
00:32:39,550 --> 00:32:40,550
[BAND STOPS]
864
00:32:40,550 --> 00:32:42,050
THANK YOU.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
865
00:32:42,060 --> 00:32:43,560
IF YOU'D JOIN US DOWN
AT THIS END OF THE ROOM,
866
00:32:44,060 --> 00:32:46,070
WE'RE GOING TO SHOW YOU
A LITTLE FILM PRESENTATION.
867
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:48,060
I HOPE
THIS WILL PROVE TO YOU
868
00:32:48,060 --> 00:32:50,560
THAT WE ALWAYS TRY
TO USE YOUR CONTRIBUTIONS
869
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:53,060
IN A MATURE,
RESPONSIBLE MANNER.
870
00:32:53,070 --> 00:32:54,570
[PANTING, MOANING]
871
00:32:58,070 --> 00:33:00,070
MY GOD, IT'S A...
872
00:33:00,070 --> 00:33:02,070
WELL, I NEVER...
873
00:33:02,580 --> 00:33:04,080
HOW DID THIS
GET ON THERE?
874
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:07,590
I MUST'VE TAPED
OVER JOEY'S PORNO.
875
00:33:07,580 --> 00:33:11,080
FLOYD, WHY IS THAT MAN
IN SUCH PAIN?
876
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:13,580
IS HE ONE OF
YOUR SUPPORTERS?
877
00:33:13,590 --> 00:33:14,590
[FASTER BREATHING]
878
00:33:19,590 --> 00:33:21,090
HEY, HERE WE GO.
WE GOT SOMETHING.
879
00:33:21,090 --> 00:33:23,090
HA! THANK GOD.
IT'S ABOUT TIME.
880
00:33:23,100 --> 00:33:25,610
NOW, MY WIFE HAS TRIED
EVERY DIET ON THE PLANET,
881
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:27,600
AND HER ASS IS STILL AS WIDE
AS THE MISSISSIPPI.
882
00:33:28,100 --> 00:33:28,600
OH!
883
00:33:32,610 --> 00:33:33,610
OH, HELEN.
884
00:33:33,610 --> 00:33:35,620
OH, WHAT A TERRIBLE--
RANDAL!
885
00:33:35,610 --> 00:33:37,610
LOOK AT THIS.
THE REWIND BUTTON,
886
00:33:37,610 --> 00:33:39,610
IT'S STUCK!
887
00:33:39,610 --> 00:33:40,610
OWOWOH!
888
00:33:41,610 --> 00:33:43,110
OWOWOH!
889
00:33:44,620 --> 00:33:45,630
OWOWOH!
890
00:33:47,620 --> 00:33:48,120
OWOWOH!
891
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:51,120
[LAUGHTER]
892
00:33:56,130 --> 00:33:58,130
CHECK YOU OUT.
893
00:33:58,130 --> 00:34:01,030
OWOWOH! OWOWOH!
OWOWOH! OWOWOH!
894
00:34:01,530 --> 00:34:02,530
HARVEY?
895
00:34:02,540 --> 00:34:04,040
HARVEY! HARVEY!
896
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:05,040
HARVEY?
897
00:34:05,540 --> 00:34:06,540
HERE I AM.
RIGHT NOW.
898
00:34:06,540 --> 00:34:07,540
YES, SIR.
DO SOMETHING NOW!
899
00:34:07,540 --> 00:34:09,540
NOW, HARVEY!
YES, SIR.
900
00:34:09,540 --> 00:34:12,040
WE GOT NOTHING.
THAT TAPE IS RUINED.
901
00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:14,050
AH, SO SUE ME.
902
00:34:14,050 --> 00:34:16,060
OK, BACK TO WORK.
903
00:34:16,050 --> 00:34:18,050
COME ON.
I NEED A DRINK.
904
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:28,760
DAVE.
905
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:30,260
ISN'T HE
BEAUTIFUL?
906
00:34:30,260 --> 00:34:31,760
MM-HMM.
907
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:33,260
I HAD TO OUTBID
2 OTHER BUYERS.
908
00:34:33,270 --> 00:34:34,770
WORTH EVERY PENNY.
909
00:34:34,770 --> 00:34:36,780
YOU GONNA RACE 'IM,
FLOYD?
910
00:34:36,770 --> 00:34:38,770
NO, NO, NO.
NOT THIS BOY.
911
00:34:38,770 --> 00:34:40,270
I'M PUTTING HIM
OUT TO STUD.
912
00:34:40,270 --> 00:34:41,770
THANK YOU, NANCY,
VERY MUCH.
913
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:43,280
FOLKS, THEY'RE ABOUT
TO SERVE DESSERT.
914
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:44,780
WHY DON'T WE
HEAD BACK ON IN?
915
00:34:44,780 --> 00:34:46,790
NANCY, COME UP TO
THE HOUSE FOR SOME SUPPER
916
00:34:46,780 --> 00:34:47,780
WHEN YOU'RE THROUGH.
917
00:34:57,290 --> 00:34:58,290
HOW ARE YOU?
918
00:34:58,290 --> 00:35:00,290
HI.
919
00:35:00,290 --> 00:35:04,290
HEY, HOW ARE
YOU DOING, BOY?
920
00:35:04,300 --> 00:35:07,810
SO, THEY'RE GOING TO
SEND YOU OUT TO STUD, HUH?
921
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:12,300
WHOA! THEY'LL BE FLOCKING
ALL OVER YOU.
922
00:35:15,810 --> 00:35:18,810
I KNOW, IT'S RUDE
TO DRINK ALONE, HUH?
923
00:35:18,810 --> 00:35:20,810
YOU THIRSTY?
I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT.
924
00:35:23,820 --> 00:35:25,320
HERE YOU ARE.
925
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:27,830
YEAH, I KNOW
HOW IT IS, BABY.
926
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:30,820
I KNOW HOW IT IS.
THERE YOU GO, BABY.
927
00:35:30,820 --> 00:35:32,820
OK, HERE,
ALL YOU WANT.
928
00:35:32,830 --> 00:35:33,830
[SLURPING]
929
00:35:33,830 --> 00:35:36,340
GO AHEAD.
HEY, HAVE A PARTY.
930
00:35:36,830 --> 00:35:40,330
I PROMISE I WON'T
TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU.
931
00:35:40,830 --> 00:35:41,330
[DIXIE PLAYS]
932
00:35:45,340 --> 00:35:47,350
NOW, LET'S
WELCOME TO THE STAGE
933
00:35:47,340 --> 00:35:48,840
OUR GREAT GOVERNOR.
934
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:50,840
HE'LL HAVE OUR RESPECT
AND THE NATION'S
935
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:52,840
AS OUR NEXT
UNITED STATES SENATOR--
936
00:35:53,350 --> 00:35:54,350
FLOYD PRESTON
937
00:35:54,850 --> 00:35:56,360
AND OUR LOVELY
HOSTESS EMILY!
938
00:36:00,350 --> 00:36:02,350
THANK YOU,
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
939
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:03,860
Governor:
THANK YOU, RANDAL.
940
00:36:03,860 --> 00:36:05,360
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THANK YOU...
941
00:36:05,860 --> 00:36:06,860
THANK YOU ALL VERY MUCH.
942
00:36:06,860 --> 00:36:08,360
I WANT TO THANK YOU
FOR BEING HERE...
943
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:09,360
[CLINKING]
944
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:10,860
AND FOR YOUR MANY
GENEROUS CONTRIBUTIONS.
945
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:14,360
I KNOW THIS HAS BEEN
A ROUGH CAMPAIGN,
946
00:36:14,870 --> 00:36:16,380
BUT I ASSURE YOU,
WE WILL--
947
00:36:16,370 --> 00:36:18,370
[SHOUTING]
NO! NO!
948
00:36:18,870 --> 00:36:19,870
WE WILL RIDE ON...
949
00:36:19,870 --> 00:36:20,870
TO VICTORY--
950
00:36:20,870 --> 00:36:22,870
OH!
AAH!
951
00:36:29,380 --> 00:36:30,880
[WHINNY]
952
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:31,880
JERICHO!
953
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:34,880
Wally: GET OUT
OF THE WAY!
954
00:36:34,890 --> 00:36:36,900
JERICHO!
955
00:36:40,390 --> 00:36:42,390
IS THAT HORSE
TOO ROUGH FOR YOU?
956
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,900
OH, MY GOD...
957
00:36:44,900 --> 00:36:46,910
OH! OH! OH! OH!
958
00:36:46,900 --> 00:36:49,900
HEY, STOP IT!
WHAT IS THIS, FOREPLAY?
959
00:36:49,900 --> 00:36:50,900
Emily: DON'T PANIC,
ANYBODY, PLEASE!
960
00:36:50,900 --> 00:36:52,900
DO NOT TIP THE VALETS.
961
00:36:52,910 --> 00:36:54,910
THEY HAVE ALREADY
BEEN TAKEN CARE OF.
962
00:36:54,910 --> 00:36:56,420
WHA-WHAT ARE YOU
DOING THERE, SIR?
963
00:36:56,410 --> 00:36:57,910
WHOA! SLOW DOWN,
WILL YOU?
964
00:36:57,910 --> 00:36:59,910
SPARKS!
GET OFF MY HORSE!
965
00:36:59,910 --> 00:37:01,410
OH,
MY GOODNESS!
966
00:37:01,410 --> 00:37:03,410
JUST...JERICHO!
967
00:37:03,420 --> 00:37:05,420
WATCH THE VERMIN
ON YOUR RIGHT, SIR!
968
00:37:05,420 --> 00:37:06,930
HOW DO YOU STOP
THIS THING?
969
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:08,420
I NEED
A DESIGNATED RIDER.
970
00:37:08,420 --> 00:37:09,920
WHOA!
971
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:11,420
OH, MY GOD!
972
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:12,920
YOU ARE DESECRATING
THE FLAG
973
00:37:12,930 --> 00:37:13,930
OF THE SACRED
STATE OF--
974
00:37:13,930 --> 00:37:15,430
GOVERNOR, LOOK OUT,
WILL YOU?
975
00:37:15,430 --> 00:37:18,440
MR. SPARKS, WOULD YOU
MIND YOURSELF, PLEASE?
976
00:37:18,430 --> 00:37:19,930
WHOA, BOY...
977
00:37:19,930 --> 00:37:21,930
EASY, BOY, EASY...
978
00:37:21,930 --> 00:37:24,930
CALM YOURSELF,
BOY. GOOD LAD.
979
00:37:24,940 --> 00:37:26,950
Wally: WHAT ARE YOU
LOOKING AT?
980
00:37:26,940 --> 00:37:28,440
HEY, NO MORE FOR YOU.
981
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:29,440
THE BAR'S CLOSED.
982
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:30,940
OHH...YEAH.
983
00:37:32,950 --> 00:37:33,950
LET'S GET
OUT OF HERE!
984
00:37:33,950 --> 00:37:35,450
[WHINNY]
985
00:37:35,450 --> 00:37:36,960
OH!
986
00:37:36,950 --> 00:37:38,450
LOOK OUT!
987
00:37:38,950 --> 00:37:39,950
HE'S GONNA BLOW!
988
00:37:39,950 --> 00:37:40,950
RUN!
989
00:37:45,460 --> 00:37:48,470
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
DRUNK HORSE!
990
00:37:48,460 --> 00:37:50,460
GOOD NIGHT.
CALL ME.
991
00:37:50,460 --> 00:37:52,460
HEY, I THOUGHT
WE WERE FRIENDS. AAH!
992
00:37:52,970 --> 00:37:54,470
[WHINNY]
993
00:37:54,470 --> 00:37:56,980
AAH!
994
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,980
I REALLY HATE THAT MAN.
995
00:38:04,980 --> 00:38:06,850
FLOYD...
996
00:38:06,850 --> 00:38:08,850
GET DOWN FROM THERE.
997
00:38:08,850 --> 00:38:10,360
[HORSE SNORTS]
998
00:38:11,730 --> 00:38:14,230
IN A BIZARRE ACCIDENT HERE
AT THE GOVERNOR'S MANSION,
999
00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:16,750
TALK SHOW HOST WALLY SPARKS
HEROICALLY RESTRAINED
1000
00:38:16,740 --> 00:38:18,740
A MANIACAL HORSE
FROM INJURING THE GOVERNOR
1001
00:38:18,740 --> 00:38:20,240
AND HIS PARTY GUESTS.
1002
00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:22,240
THE GOVERNOR'S PRIZE
THOROUGHBRED JERICHO
1003
00:38:22,750 --> 00:38:25,760
WAS NOT SERIOUSLY INJURED,
B-B-BUT THEY SAY HE'S...
1004
00:38:25,750 --> 00:38:27,750
SUFFERING FROM
A SEVERE HANGOVER.
1005
00:38:28,250 --> 00:38:31,250
THIS AIN'T GOING TO
HURT YOU ONE BIT, BABY.
1006
00:38:31,250 --> 00:38:33,250
ALL RIGHT,
GREASE HIM UP THERE.
1007
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:35,770
OK, GIVE ME
THAT BUTT GREASE.
1008
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:37,260
THIS IS STUTTERING JOHN
REPORTING TO YOU FROM GEORGIA,
1009
00:38:37,260 --> 00:38:38,760
AND THIS IS FREAKING
DISGUSTING,
1010
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:39,760
AND I'M OUT OF HERE.
1011
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:42,260
WALLY SPARKS' CONDITION IS
STILL UNKNOWN AT THIS TIME.
1012
00:38:42,270 --> 00:38:43,770
STORIES
ARE RAPIDLY SPREADING
1013
00:38:43,770 --> 00:38:45,270
THAT THE CONTROVERSIAL
TV TALKSTER'S INJURIES
1014
00:38:45,270 --> 00:38:46,780
MAY PROVE FATAL.
1015
00:38:46,770 --> 00:38:48,770
HE'S SAID TO BE RESTING
IN THE GOVERNOR'S BEDROOM.
1016
00:38:53,390 --> 00:38:54,890
Wally: OH, HONEY,
I LOVE YOU.
1017
00:38:55,390 --> 00:38:56,890
BABY, I LOVE YOU,
DON'T FIGHT ME.
1018
00:38:56,900 --> 00:38:59,410
DO THE RIGHT THING,
NOW, COME ON, BABY.
1019
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:00,900
DON'T FIGHT ME.
1020
00:39:00,900 --> 00:39:02,400
DO THE RIGHT THING,
WILL YOU? COME ON, HUH?
1021
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:03,400
WALLY.
1022
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:04,900
OH, BABY, I LOVE YOU.
COME HERE, BABY...
1023
00:39:04,900 --> 00:39:07,400
HEY, WALLY,
COME ON, WAKE UP!
1024
00:39:07,410 --> 00:39:09,920
WALLY,
WAKE UP. HEY.
1025
00:39:09,910 --> 00:39:10,910
OH, IT'S YOU.
1026
00:39:10,910 --> 00:39:12,910
YEAH. YOU ALL RIGHT?
1027
00:39:12,910 --> 00:39:14,910
BOY, I REALLY
POURED ONE ON.
1028
00:39:14,910 --> 00:39:15,910
YEAH, YOU DID.
1029
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:16,920
MY HEAD.
1030
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:18,920
I GOT HAMMERED.
1031
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:20,930
LOOK AT THE PUBLICITY
YOU'RE GETTING.
1032
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:24,420
YOUR ACCIDENT WAS
A GIGANTIC MEDIA EVENT.
1033
00:39:24,420 --> 00:39:29,430
YOU CAN'T BUY THIS
KIND OF PUBLICITY.
1034
00:39:29,430 --> 00:39:30,930
STOP THE PRESSES!
1035
00:39:30,930 --> 00:39:33,430
I'M JUST ABOUT
TO BE BRILLIANT.
1036
00:39:33,430 --> 00:39:35,430
THIS...IS HOW WE'RE
GOING TO SAVE THE SHOW!
1037
00:39:39,940 --> 00:39:42,440
WE'LL TELL THEM THAT YOU
INJURED YOUR BACK.
1038
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:44,940
DOCTORS CAN'T PROVE A PHONY
BACK INJURY WITH AN X-RAY.
1039
00:39:44,940 --> 00:39:46,940
THEN WE'LL SAY
YOU CAN'T BE MOVED,
1040
00:39:46,950 --> 00:39:49,460
AND YOU'RE GOING TO STAY
HERE TILL YOU CAN WALK.
1041
00:39:49,450 --> 00:39:51,580
WELL, WHAT DO I WANT
TO STAY HERE FOR?
1042
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:53,080
SO YOU CAN
DO THE SHOW!
1043
00:39:53,090 --> 00:39:55,090
HERE, DRINK THIS.
YOU'LL FEEL BETTER.
1044
00:39:55,590 --> 00:39:56,600
DO WHAT SHOW?
1045
00:39:56,590 --> 00:39:59,090
WHAT SHOW? "LIVE, FROM
THE GOVERNOR'S MANSION,
1046
00:39:59,090 --> 00:40:00,590
THE WALLY SPARKS SHOW!"
1047
00:40:00,590 --> 00:40:02,590
WHAT ARE YOU
TRYING TO PROVE,
1048
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:04,600
LITTLE THINGS
MEAN A LOT?
1049
00:40:05,100 --> 00:40:08,110
I'M TELLING YOU,
WALLY, IT'LL WORK.
1050
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:09,600
OH, SANDY, I DON'T KNOW,
YOU KNOW?
1051
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:11,100
I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO.
1052
00:40:11,100 --> 00:40:13,100
I MEAN, THE GOVERNOR,
HE'S BEEN SO NICE TO US.
1053
00:40:13,110 --> 00:40:15,110
I FEEL LIKE WE'RE TAKING
ADVANTAGE OF THE GUY.
1054
00:40:15,110 --> 00:40:16,120
WOW!
1055
00:40:16,110 --> 00:40:19,110
YOU LOOK A LOT FATTER
THAN YOU DO ON TV.
1056
00:40:19,110 --> 00:40:20,610
YEAH? AND I'M TOUGHER, TOO.
WHO ARE YOU?
1057
00:40:21,110 --> 00:40:23,110
ROBBY PRESTON,
THE GOVERNOR'S SON.
1058
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,120
I INVITED YOU GUYS
TO THE PARTY.
1059
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:26,130
WAIT, YOU SENT
THE INVITATION?
1060
00:40:26,620 --> 00:40:29,620
OH, YEAH!
I'M WALLY'S BIGGEST FAN.
1061
00:40:29,620 --> 00:40:31,620
[IMITATING WALLY]
HEY, SHE'S A WILD GIRL.
1062
00:40:31,620 --> 00:40:33,620
SHE PUT ON
A VIRGIN WOOL SWEATER,
1063
00:40:34,130 --> 00:40:35,630
HER BODY REJECTED IT.
1064
00:40:35,630 --> 00:40:37,140
THIS KID'S
ALL RIGHT.
1065
00:40:37,130 --> 00:40:40,630
I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
THIS JACKET'S TOO LOUD!
1066
00:40:40,630 --> 00:40:42,630
HEY, KID, YOU'RE
ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW?
1067
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:45,140
BUT I THOUGHT YOUR FATHER
INVITED ME TO THIS PARTY.
1068
00:40:45,140 --> 00:40:46,150
OH, NO.
1069
00:40:46,140 --> 00:40:49,140
YOU'RE THE LAST PERSON
ON EARTH HE WANTS TO SEE.
1070
00:40:49,140 --> 00:40:51,640
HE HATES YOUR GUTS.
HE THINKS YOU'RE SLIME.
1071
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:53,140
THAT'S WHY
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
1072
00:40:53,150 --> 00:40:55,650
IS THAT A COMPLIMENT,
OR WHAT?
1073
00:40:55,650 --> 00:40:57,160
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN HERE, HUH?
1074
00:40:57,650 --> 00:41:00,150
EAVESDROPPING. HEARD
EVERYTHING YOU GUYS SAID.
1075
00:41:00,150 --> 00:41:02,150
BUT DON'T WORRY.
I WON'T RAT.
1076
00:41:02,150 --> 00:41:03,650
BESIDES,
1077
00:41:03,660 --> 00:41:06,170
I'M THE SECOND-TO-LAST
PERSON ON EARTH
1078
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:07,660
MY DAD WANTS TO SEE.
1079
00:41:09,660 --> 00:41:11,780
IS THIS TRUE?
IS THIS TRUE?
1080
00:41:11,780 --> 00:41:13,280
I'M OVER HERE,
PUTZ.
1081
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:14,780
IS THIS TRUE?
1082
00:41:14,780 --> 00:41:18,780
IS HE REALLY DOING THE SHOW
FROM A WHEELCHAIR?
1083
00:41:19,290 --> 00:41:20,790
WHAT A STROKE OF LUCK.
1084
00:41:21,290 --> 00:41:23,290
WALLY PARALYZED...
1085
00:41:23,290 --> 00:41:24,790
IN THE GOVERNOR'S MANSION.
1086
00:41:24,790 --> 00:41:27,790
SIR, WHAT IF THIS IS ONE
OF SPARKS' WILD STUNTS
1087
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:29,310
JUST TO SAVE HIS SHOW?
1088
00:41:29,300 --> 00:41:31,300
MAYBE I SHOULD GO DOWN THERE
AND INVESTIGATE.
1089
00:41:31,300 --> 00:41:33,800
I'LL PROVE TO YOU HE'S
CONCOCTED THE WHOLE THING--
1090
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:34,800
MILLER.
1091
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:35,800
YES, SIR?
1092
00:41:35,810 --> 00:41:38,310
I THINK
YOU NEED A WOMAN.
1093
00:41:38,310 --> 00:41:39,320
OH, SIR, I--
1094
00:41:39,310 --> 00:41:41,310
EVEN IF
SHE'S EXPENSIVE.
1095
00:41:41,310 --> 00:41:42,810
O...K.
1096
00:41:44,310 --> 00:41:45,810
GOVERNOR FLOYD PRESTON
AND HIS SUPPORTERS
1097
00:41:45,820 --> 00:41:48,320
HAVE JUST FINISHED
THEIR PRESENTATION
1098
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:49,830
IN OPPOSITION
TO THE DEVELOPMENT
1099
00:41:49,820 --> 00:41:51,820
OF A CIVIL WAR
THEME PARK
1100
00:41:51,820 --> 00:41:53,320
PLANNED TO BE DEVELOPED
1101
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:55,320
RIGHT HERE ON THIS
HISTORICAL LANDMARK.
1102
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:57,320
[FIFES AND DRUMS PLAYING WHEN
JOHNNY COMES MARCHING HOME]
1103
00:41:57,330 --> 00:41:58,330
THANK YOU.
1104
00:41:58,330 --> 00:42:00,340
I LOVE WORKING
WITH A TRIO.
1105
00:42:00,330 --> 00:42:02,330
NEXT WEEK
THEY OPEN IN VEGAS.
1106
00:42:02,330 --> 00:42:04,710
I'LL BE IN THE LOUNGE. CUT.
1107
00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:06,230
GOVERNOR, IF YOU
KICK HIM OUT,
1108
00:42:06,220 --> 00:42:07,720
THEY ARE
THREATENING TO SUE.
1109
00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:09,220
THINK OF THE NEGATIVE PRESS
YOU'LL RECEIVE,
1110
00:42:09,220 --> 00:42:11,720
NOT TO MENTION WHAT HE MIGHT
SAY ABOUT YOU ON HIS SHOW.
1111
00:42:11,720 --> 00:42:13,720
I DON'T UNDERSTAND. WHY DIDN'T
HE JUST GO STAY IN THE HOSPITAL?
1112
00:42:13,730 --> 00:42:16,240
WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET SOME
GOOD PLAY OUT OF THIS, SIR.
1113
00:42:16,230 --> 00:42:18,730
ESPECIALLY IF WE AIR
YOUR CAMPAIGN COMMERCIALS
1114
00:42:18,730 --> 00:42:20,730
DURING THE TAPING OF
HIS SHOW FROM YOUR HOUSE.
1115
00:42:20,730 --> 00:42:23,730
NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT HIM
BROADCASTING FROM MY HOME!
1116
00:42:23,740 --> 00:42:25,240
HOLD HIM, HOLD HIM.
1117
00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:27,250
GOVERNOR, I THINK IT'S
VERY GRACIOUS FOR YOU
1118
00:42:27,240 --> 00:42:29,740
TO OPEN UP YOUR HOME
TO WALLY SPARKS.
1119
00:42:29,740 --> 00:42:31,240
ANY MAN WITH
A HEART LIKE THAT
1120
00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:32,740
HAS GOT A VOTE FROM ME.
1121
00:42:32,750 --> 00:42:35,250
YEAH, MINE, TOO.
GOD BLESS YOU, GOVERNOR PRESTON.
1122
00:42:38,750 --> 00:42:40,750
WHAT ELSE
DOES MR. SPARKS WANT?
1123
00:42:40,750 --> 00:42:43,250
WELL, SIR, HE'D LIKE TO CONTINUE
TO STAY IN YOUR BEDROOM,
1124
00:42:43,260 --> 00:42:45,260
AND HE'S JUST CRAZY
ABOUT YOUR PAJAMAS.
1125
00:42:45,260 --> 00:42:46,270
[MUTTERING]
1126
00:42:46,260 --> 00:42:49,260
NOW, HIS PRODUCER,
A LOVELY, CARING WOMAN,
1127
00:42:49,260 --> 00:42:52,760
HAS ASSURED ME THAT THE PEACE
AND TRANQUILLITY OF YOUR HOME
1128
00:42:52,770 --> 00:42:54,770
WILL NOT BE DISTURBED.
1129
00:42:54,770 --> 00:42:56,280
BACK THAT MOTHER UP
OVER HERE!
1130
00:42:56,270 --> 00:42:58,270
COME ON, LET'S MOVE IT!
MOVE IT! MOVE IT!
1131
00:42:58,270 --> 00:43:00,270
COME ON! COME ON!
1132
00:43:00,270 --> 00:43:01,270
LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
1133
00:43:01,270 --> 00:43:04,270
LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
LET'S MOVE OUR BUTTS HERE!
1134
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:06,290
COME ON, PEOPLE, LET'S GO.
WE'RE LOSING THE LIGHT.
1135
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:08,280
Crowd, chanting:
WALLY! WALLY! WALLY!
1136
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:10,280
OH! OH! AAH!
1137
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:11,780
IT'S WALLY!
1138
00:43:11,780 --> 00:43:12,780
HI THERE.
1139
00:43:12,790 --> 00:43:15,290
OH, IT'S ONLY
THE GOVERNOR.
1140
00:43:15,290 --> 00:43:17,300
HOW DO YOU DO,
MA'AM?
1141
00:43:17,290 --> 00:43:18,790
WALLY! WALLY! WALLY!
1142
00:43:18,790 --> 00:43:19,910
Robby, on bullhorn:
YEAH, BRING IN THAT CABLE.
1143
00:43:19,910 --> 00:43:21,410
YOU KNOW, WE'VE ONLY
GOT A FEW HOURS.
1144
00:43:21,910 --> 00:43:23,410
LET'S GO, GUYS. COME ON.
YOU'RE DOING GREAT.
1145
00:43:23,410 --> 00:43:25,410
LET'S GO! YEAH, HURRY UP!
WE'VE GOT A SHOW TO DO
1146
00:43:25,410 --> 00:43:26,910
IN A COUPLE OF HOURS.
COME ON! COME ON!
1147
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:30,430
GOVERNOR, WILL YOU PLEASE
GET OUT OF THE WAY?
1148
00:43:30,420 --> 00:43:33,170
WE'RE TRYING TO WORK HERE.
1149
00:43:33,170 --> 00:43:34,170
WOULD YOU LIKE
A MUFFIN?
1150
00:43:34,170 --> 00:43:36,670
[EVERYBODY TALKING]
1151
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:37,680
MUFFIN?
1152
00:43:38,180 --> 00:43:39,180
THEY'RE FAT-FREE.
1153
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:41,180
EMILY, WHO ARE ALL--
1154
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:42,680
UH, WOULD YOU LIKE
A MUFFIN?
1155
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:43,680
EMILY, WHO--
1156
00:43:44,180 --> 00:43:45,680
WHO ARE ALL
THESE PEOPLE?
1157
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:48,180
THEY'RE GUESTS ON THE SHOW.
FLOYD, ISN'T THIS EXCITING?
1158
00:43:48,190 --> 00:43:49,190
YOU SHOULD LOOK AT THIS.
1159
00:43:49,690 --> 00:43:50,690
SIR, THAT'S
AN EXTREMELY VALUABLE
1160
00:43:50,690 --> 00:43:52,690
18th CENTURY FRENCH
INLAID SIDE TABLE.
1161
00:43:52,690 --> 00:43:53,690
IT'S VERY VALUABLE,
I JUST--
1162
00:43:53,690 --> 00:43:55,190
OK, WE WON'T
BREAK ANYTHING.
1163
00:43:55,190 --> 00:43:58,190
I DON'T WANT DENTS
AND SCRATCHES ON IT.
1164
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:00,210
GET AWAY FROM
MY CHEST, SIR!
1165
00:44:02,590 --> 00:44:05,090
LIVE FROM THE GOVERNOR'S
MANSION IN ATLANTA,
1166
00:44:05,090 --> 00:44:06,600
IT'S THE SHOW
THAT TELLS IT LIKE IT IS.
1167
00:44:06,590 --> 00:44:09,090
AIN'T NO MYSTERY
TO THIS MAN'S HISTORY.
1168
00:44:09,090 --> 00:44:13,090
MEET WALLY SPARKS.
1169
00:44:13,100 --> 00:44:15,850
TONIGHT OUR SHOW
FOCUSES ON A COMPARISON
1170
00:44:15,850 --> 00:44:19,360
OF AMERICAN WRESTLING
TO JAPAN'S SUMO WRESTLERS.
1171
00:44:19,350 --> 00:44:22,850
SUMO IS THE NATIONAL
WRESTLING SPORT OF JAPAN,
1172
00:44:22,860 --> 00:44:24,860
AND THE JAPANESE PEOPLE
HAVE HIGH REGARD
1173
00:44:24,860 --> 00:44:26,870
FOR THESE MIGHTY ATHLETES.
1174
00:44:28,860 --> 00:44:31,860
OK, BOYS, STOP BOWING.
YOU'LL TIP OVER, HUH?
1175
00:44:31,860 --> 00:44:35,360
THAT'S IT, SIT DOWN.
DOWN, BOYS, DOWN. OK. ALL RIGHT.
1176
00:44:35,370 --> 00:44:38,380
NOW, FOLKS, LET'S MEET
THE AMERICAN WRESTLERS,
1177
00:44:38,370 --> 00:44:40,370
THE EVER-DANGEROUS
PYTHON BROTHERS.
1178
00:44:40,370 --> 00:44:42,870
YEAH!
1179
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:44,880
[AUDIENCE BOOS AND HISSES]
1180
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:46,390
NOW TELL ME, BOYS.
1181
00:44:46,380 --> 00:44:48,880
WHY ARE YOU GIVING
THE SUMOS A HARD TIME?
1182
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:50,880
WELL, WALLY,
THESE FAT TUBS OF LARD
1183
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:52,380
HAVE THE NERVE
TO CALL THEMSELVES
1184
00:44:52,380 --> 00:44:54,380
PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES
1185
00:44:54,390 --> 00:44:56,900
WHEN THEY LOOK MORE LIKE
THE FUJI BLIMP!
1186
00:44:56,890 --> 00:44:59,890
WE SPEND LONG,
HARD HOURS IN THE GYM
1187
00:44:59,890 --> 00:45:02,890
GETTING OUR BODIES
TO LOOK LIKE THIS.
1188
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:04,400
YEAH!
1189
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:07,910
BOYS, NAME CALLING ISN'T
GOING TO SOLVE ANYTHING.
1190
00:45:07,900 --> 00:45:10,900
THEN TELL THEM TO STOP
STUFFING THEIR FACES
1191
00:45:10,900 --> 00:45:12,900
AND BUY
SOME BRASSIERES!
1192
00:45:12,910 --> 00:45:14,410
[SPEAKING JAPANESE]
1193
00:45:14,410 --> 00:45:16,420
DOES ANYONE KNOW
WHAT THE HELL THESE 2 JUMBOS
1194
00:45:16,410 --> 00:45:17,910
ARE TALKING ABOUT?
1195
00:45:17,910 --> 00:45:19,410
UNFORTUNATELY,
1196
00:45:19,410 --> 00:45:21,410
OUR JAPANESE INTERPRETER
NEVER SHOWED UP.
1197
00:45:21,410 --> 00:45:24,410
BUT LUCKY FOR US,
I SPEAK FLUENT JAPANESE.
1198
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:26,430
HE DOES?
1199
00:45:26,420 --> 00:45:27,920
[SPEAKING JAPANESE]
1200
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:30,420
...TOYOTA,
MADAME BUTTERFLY...
1201
00:45:30,420 --> 00:45:32,420
[SPEAKING JAPANESE]
1202
00:45:32,420 --> 00:45:33,420
OH, REALLY?
1203
00:45:33,430 --> 00:45:34,930
THEY SAY YOU'RE NOTHING
1204
00:45:34,930 --> 00:45:36,440
BUT A COUPLE
OF STEROID-POPPING PIMPS,
1205
00:45:36,430 --> 00:45:37,930
AND YOU COULDN'T
LICK THE SWEAT
1206
00:45:37,930 --> 00:45:39,430
OFF THEIR FLABBY ARMPITS.
1207
00:45:39,430 --> 00:45:42,930
TELL TUBBY HE COULDN'T LAST
2 SECONDS IN THE RING WITH ME,
1208
00:45:42,940 --> 00:45:46,950
NOT EVEN IF HIS LIFE
DEPENDED ON IT!
1209
00:45:46,940 --> 00:45:47,940
[SPEAKING JAPANESE]
1210
00:45:47,940 --> 00:45:49,440
YOU TELL THEM
1211
00:45:49,940 --> 00:45:50,940
WE'LL WIPE THE FLOOR WITH
THEIR DIAPER-WEARING BUTTS!
1212
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:52,440
I'M GOING
FOR MUFFINS.
1213
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:53,440
YEAH, DEAR. WHATEVER.
1214
00:45:53,950 --> 00:45:55,450
THEY WANNA KNOW--
IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP,
1215
00:45:55,450 --> 00:45:56,460
WHICH ONE IS THE MAN,
1216
00:45:56,450 --> 00:45:58,450
AND WHICH ONE
IS THE WOMAN?
1217
00:45:58,450 --> 00:46:00,450
[YELLING AND GRUNTING]
1218
00:46:00,450 --> 00:46:01,450
HARVEY, I DON'T
LIKE THIS AT ALL.
1219
00:46:01,450 --> 00:46:02,950
AAH!
1220
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:04,960
DON'T WORRY, SIR.
IT'S JUST A SETUP.
1221
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:05,960
IT'S ALL
PART OF THE ACT.
1222
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:08,470
AAH!
1223
00:46:08,460 --> 00:46:10,460
GOOD HEAVENS. SON,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
1224
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:12,460
YEAH.
1225
00:46:12,460 --> 00:46:14,460
THERE YOU ARE.
AAH!
1226
00:46:14,470 --> 00:46:16,980
I'M TELLING YOU,
YOU'RE BLOCKING MY CLOSEUP.
1227
00:46:16,970 --> 00:46:18,970
WHOA, VERY REALISTIC, SIR.
1228
00:46:18,970 --> 00:46:19,970
HYAH!
1229
00:46:19,970 --> 00:46:21,970
AAH!
1230
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:26,490
Wally: BOYS, BOYS, CAN'T WE
ALL JUST GET ALONG?
1231
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:29,980
CAN I HELP YOU?
1232
00:46:29,980 --> 00:46:32,480
I'M DEAN SPARKS.
I'M LOOKING FOR MY FATHER WALLY.
1233
00:46:32,990 --> 00:46:34,990
OH, YES. HE'S IN
THE LIVING ROOM.
1234
00:46:34,990 --> 00:46:36,500
FOLLOW ME, PLEASE.
1235
00:46:36,490 --> 00:46:39,990
MUFFIN? THEY'RE
MIGHTY POPULAR.
1236
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:50,000
HEY, EVERYTHING'S GETTING
OUT OF HAND HERE.
1237
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,000
THERE HE IS.
1238
00:46:53,010 --> 00:46:55,010
WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE?
1239
00:46:55,010 --> 00:46:57,020
OH, DEAN. EGYPT.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1240
00:46:57,010 --> 00:46:58,010
I'M WORRIED
ABOUT YOU.
1241
00:46:58,010 --> 00:46:59,010
AAH!
1242
00:46:59,010 --> 00:47:00,510
OH. STOP!
1243
00:47:00,510 --> 00:47:02,010
Joey: OH, MY GOD!
THE SNAKE'S LOOSE!
1244
00:47:02,010 --> 00:47:04,010
Sandy: GET A WIDE SHOT
OF THAT SNAKE.
1245
00:47:04,020 --> 00:47:05,520
WHAT IS ALL THIS?
1246
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:07,030
AW, NOTHING.
I'M DOING A SHOW.
1247
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:09,020
OH, I'M SORRY I MISSED
YOUR GIG THE OTHER NIGHT.
1248
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:10,020
I REALLY WANTED
TO BE THERE.
1249
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:11,520
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
1250
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:13,020
LISTEN, WHEN WE HEARD
YOU WERE STUCK DOWN HERE,
1251
00:47:13,030 --> 00:47:14,530
WE BOOKED THE BAND
INTO A LOCAL CLUB.
1252
00:47:14,530 --> 00:47:15,530
AAH!
1253
00:47:15,530 --> 00:47:17,540
SUMO!
1254
00:47:17,530 --> 00:47:18,530
AAH!
1255
00:47:18,530 --> 00:47:21,030
Emily: OH, YOU,
PUT MY HUSBAND DOWN.
1256
00:47:21,030 --> 00:47:22,030
AAH!
1257
00:47:22,030 --> 00:47:25,030
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
ROBBY. ROBBY, HONEY.
1258
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:28,550
GOVERNOR. GOVERNOR, I WANT YOU
TO MEET MY SON DEAN.
1259
00:47:28,540 --> 00:47:30,540
HE'LL BE VISITING US
FOR A FEW DAYS, YOU KNOW?
1260
00:47:30,540 --> 00:47:33,040
HELP ME.
1261
00:47:34,050 --> 00:47:38,060
WELL, THE GOVERNOR
SAYS HELLO.
1262
00:47:42,550 --> 00:47:45,050
WELCOME BACK TO TALK SOUP.
I'M JOHN HENSON.
1263
00:47:45,060 --> 00:47:47,070
WELL, YET ANOTHER FIGHT
BROKE OUT
1264
00:47:47,060 --> 00:47:48,560
ON THE WALLY SPARKS SHOW
THIS WEEK
1265
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:51,060
WHEN WALLY AND
GOVERNOR PRESTON MIXED IT UP
1266
00:47:51,060 --> 00:47:53,060
WITH SOME NASTY WRESTLERS.
LET'S WATCH.
1267
00:47:55,070 --> 00:47:57,580
AAH!
1268
00:47:57,570 --> 00:48:01,570
OH, MAN. WHO'S WALLY'S
NEW PROMOTER, DON KING?
1269
00:48:01,570 --> 00:48:04,690
LET'S GET READY
TO RUMBLE!
1270
00:48:04,690 --> 00:48:05,690
NOW, FOLKS,
YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS?
1271
00:48:05,690 --> 00:48:06,690
I HEAR THAT WALLY SPARKS
1272
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:09,200
IS ACTUALLY SLEEPING IN
GOVERNOR PRESTON'S BEDROOM.
1273
00:48:09,700 --> 00:48:11,200
THE ONLY PROBLEM IS,
WALLY SAYS THE GOVERNOR'S WIFE
1274
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:13,200
KEEPS HOGGING
ALL THE COVERS.
1275
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:16,200
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.
1276
00:48:16,210 --> 00:48:19,720
I THOUGHT THERE WAS GOING
TO BE A TOTAL TRANSFORMATION.
1277
00:48:19,710 --> 00:48:22,710
THAT WAS THE SAME OLD
WALLY SPARKS SHOW.
1278
00:48:22,710 --> 00:48:25,210
THE NEXT SHOW'S GOING
TO BE MUCH, MUCH BETTER.
1279
00:48:25,210 --> 00:48:26,210
I SWEAR TO GOD.
1280
00:48:26,220 --> 00:48:30,730
HO HO HO. NO. THERE'S NOT
GONNA BE ANY MORE SHOWS.
1281
00:48:30,720 --> 00:48:31,720
[WHISTLES]
1282
00:48:31,720 --> 00:48:34,720
TELL HIM IT'S OVER.
1283
00:48:34,720 --> 00:48:37,720
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, SIR?
YOU GONNA CANCEL US?
1284
00:48:37,730 --> 00:48:39,230
YES!
1285
00:48:39,230 --> 00:48:41,740
[SIGHS] WELL, IF THAT'S
THE WAY YOU WANT IT,
1286
00:48:42,230 --> 00:48:45,230
I GUESS THAT'S
HOW IT'S GOTTA BE.
1287
00:48:45,230 --> 00:48:46,730
I GUESS WALLY
WILL JUST HAVE TO TAKE
1288
00:48:46,740 --> 00:48:49,240
ONE OF THE OTHER
3 NETWORK OFFERS
1289
00:48:49,240 --> 00:48:50,750
TO AIR THE SPECIAL.
1290
00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:52,740
SPECIAL? WHAT SPECIAL?
1291
00:48:52,740 --> 00:48:55,240
OH, NOTHING TO
CONCERN YOURSELF WITH,
1292
00:48:55,240 --> 00:48:57,240
I MEAN, NOW THAT IT'S OVER
BETWEEN YOU AND WALLY.
1293
00:48:57,250 --> 00:49:00,260
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. SANDY,
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
1294
00:49:00,250 --> 00:49:01,250
WHY DIDN'T YOU
TELL ME ABOUT THIS?
1295
00:49:01,750 --> 00:49:04,250
WELL, BECAUSE I THOUGHT
I'D JUST KEEP IT ON THE Q.T.
1296
00:49:04,250 --> 00:49:06,750
YOU KNOW, MAKE IT
A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU.
1297
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:08,760
BUT, UM, I BOOKED
GOVERNOR PRESTON
1298
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:10,770
TO DO A ONE-ON-ONE
WITH WALLY.
1299
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:12,760
ALL RIGHT. WELL, THEN
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
1300
00:49:13,260 --> 00:49:15,760
I-I'LL PUT A WHOLE BIG
CAMPAIGN BEHIND THIS SHOW.
1301
00:49:16,270 --> 00:49:17,270
OH, GREAT,
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
1302
00:49:17,270 --> 00:49:19,270
YOU SHOULD HOLD OFF
UNTIL THE DAY OF THE SHOW.
1303
00:49:19,270 --> 00:49:21,780
HOLD IT? WHY?
1304
00:49:22,270 --> 00:49:24,770
I HAVEN'T WORKED OUT
ALL THE PARTICULARS
1305
00:49:24,770 --> 00:49:25,770
WITH THE GOVERNOR'S
PEOPLE YET.
1306
00:49:25,770 --> 00:49:27,770
YEAH, BUT YOU'RE
GONNA WORK IT OUT.
1307
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:30,790
UH, YES. I'M GOING TO
GET RIGHT ON TOP OF IT.
1308
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:33,280
HARVEY...
1309
00:49:36,970 --> 00:49:38,170
OH, SHIT.
1310
00:50:26,590 --> 00:50:28,590
AAH! AAH!
1311
00:50:28,590 --> 00:50:30,100
AAH!
1312
00:50:30,090 --> 00:50:35,090
MOM! DADDY! MOM! DADDY!
THERE'S A MAN IN MY ROOM!
1313
00:50:35,090 --> 00:50:38,090
DADDY! MOM!
DADDY! DADDY!
1314
00:50:38,100 --> 00:50:40,110
WHAT HAPPENED,
YOUR HUSBAND COME HOME?
1315
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:44,100
AAH!
1316
00:50:44,100 --> 00:50:46,100
IT'S FRUSTRATING FOR
ALL OF US, BABY DOLL.
1317
00:50:46,610 --> 00:50:47,610
DADDY, I CANNOT BELIEVE
1318
00:50:47,610 --> 00:50:49,110
YOU'RE LETTING THIS MAN
TREAT YOU THIS WAY.
1319
00:50:49,610 --> 00:50:51,620
FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES,
JUST THROW HIM OUT.
1320
00:50:51,610 --> 00:50:53,110
DARLING, I CAN'T DO THAT.
HARVEY BISHOP
1321
00:50:53,110 --> 00:50:55,610
SAYS THAT WOULD ADVERSELY
IMPACT MY CAMPAIGN.
1322
00:50:55,610 --> 00:50:58,110
WELL, I HAVE NO CAMPAIGN,
SO IF I THROW HIM OUT, IT'S OK.
1323
00:50:58,120 --> 00:50:59,620
PRISCILLA, HONEY,
DON'T DO THAT.
1324
00:50:59,620 --> 00:51:01,630
HARVEY SAYS
IF I'M NICE TO HIM--
1325
00:51:01,620 --> 00:51:04,120
HARVEY SAYS?
LISTEN TO YOU, DADDY.
1326
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:06,620
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU
ARE ANYMORE WITHOUT HARVEY.
1327
00:51:06,630 --> 00:51:08,630
GOOD NIGHT, DADDY.
1328
00:51:08,630 --> 00:51:11,140
WAIT, BABY DOLL.
WAIT. HON...
1329
00:51:25,030 --> 00:51:27,540
[DOOR OPENS]
WELCOME HOME, SIS.
1330
00:51:27,530 --> 00:51:28,530
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1331
00:51:28,530 --> 00:51:30,030
WALLY WANTS
SOME DOWN PILLOWS.
1332
00:51:30,030 --> 00:51:33,530
GET OUT OF THE WAY, TOOTS.
HOT STUFF COMING THROUGH.
1333
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:36,040
[DOOR OPENS] IF YOU
NEED ANYTHING, MR. SPARKS,
1334
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:37,550
BUZZ ME
ON THE INTERCOM.
1335
00:51:37,540 --> 00:51:39,540
GOOD MORNING, DARLING.
[KISS]
1336
00:51:39,540 --> 00:51:42,040
♪ CAMPTOWN RACES,
HEAR MY SONG ♪
1337
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:43,040
♪ DOO-DAH ♪
1338
00:51:43,050 --> 00:51:45,050
♪ DOO-DAH ♪
1339
00:51:45,050 --> 00:51:46,560
Wally: COME IN.
1340
00:51:49,050 --> 00:51:50,050
MR. SPARKS...
[DOOR CLOSES]
1341
00:51:50,050 --> 00:51:52,550
OH, THOSE YANKEES.
YOU CAN'T STOP 'EM.
1342
00:51:52,550 --> 00:51:54,550
I'M PRISCILLA PRESTON,
AND I WANT TO TALK TO YOU--
1343
00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:56,570
OH, YEAH. WE SORTA
MET LAST NIGHT.
1344
00:51:56,560 --> 00:51:59,560
THAT'S WHAT I WANTED
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
1345
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:01,560
YOU SEE, MY FATHER AND I
WERE TALKING--
1346
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:03,560
OH, YOUR FATHER'S A GREAT GUY.
THE BEST. AND YOUR MOTHER--
1347
00:52:03,570 --> 00:52:06,580
A REAL DOLL. AND YOUR BROTHER--
CUTE AS HECK.
1348
00:52:06,570 --> 00:52:08,570
IN FACT, I GAVE HIM
A JOB WORKING FOR ME.
1349
00:52:08,570 --> 00:52:10,570
YOU MAY BE ABLE TO CHARM
THE REST OF MY FAMILY,
1350
00:52:10,570 --> 00:52:11,570
BUT NOT ME.
1351
00:52:11,570 --> 00:52:13,570
OH, BY THE WAY,
SAY HELLO TO MY SON DEAN.
1352
00:52:13,580 --> 00:52:15,580
HOW DO YOU DO?
I WOU--
1353
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:17,590
HEY. OHH.
1354
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:19,580
HI.
1355
00:52:19,580 --> 00:52:21,580
LISTEN, I'M SORRY
ABOUT LAST NIGHT.
1356
00:52:21,580 --> 00:52:22,580
THEY--THEY TOLD ME
YOU WEREN'T HOME.
1357
00:52:23,090 --> 00:52:23,590
THAT'S OK.
1358
00:52:24,090 --> 00:52:26,090
I MUST HAVE SOUNDED
LIKE A REAL WACKO.
1359
00:52:26,090 --> 00:52:28,600
I'D SCREAM, TOO, IF THERE
WAS A NAKED GUY IN MY BED.
1360
00:52:28,590 --> 00:52:31,090
HO. A FEW GUYS I KNOW
WOULDN'T MIND AT ALL.
1361
00:52:31,090 --> 00:52:32,590
OH, WALLY.
1362
00:52:32,590 --> 00:52:33,590
DEAN, GRAB EGYPT,
WILL YOU?
1363
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:35,100
HE'S DUE FOR DOO-DOO.
1364
00:52:36,100 --> 00:52:37,110
UH...
1365
00:52:37,100 --> 00:52:39,600
HEY, WOULD YOU
LIKE TO JOIN US?
1366
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:41,100
SURE, I'D LOVE TO.
1367
00:52:41,100 --> 00:52:42,600
GREAT.
1368
00:52:44,610 --> 00:52:46,110
UM...
1369
00:52:46,110 --> 00:52:47,120
OH.
1370
00:52:47,610 --> 00:52:48,610
OH, OK.
1371
00:52:48,610 --> 00:52:51,610
OK. I'LL JUST WAIT
RIGHT OUTSIDE.
1372
00:52:52,110 --> 00:52:53,110
OK. THANKS.
1373
00:52:54,620 --> 00:52:55,620
BYE.
1374
00:52:57,620 --> 00:52:58,120
WOW.
1375
00:53:07,830 --> 00:53:09,330
ALL RIGHT, SPARKS.
1376
00:53:09,830 --> 00:53:11,080
LOOK AT ME.
1377
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:12,330
[EGYPT BARKS]
1378
00:53:12,330 --> 00:53:14,330
WHO'S THAT?
OH, A LITTLE DOGGIE.
1379
00:53:14,340 --> 00:53:16,340
A COUPLE OF LOVERS, HUH?
1380
00:53:16,340 --> 00:53:17,850
COME ON, WALLY.
1381
00:53:18,340 --> 00:53:19,840
WHERE ARE YOU?
1382
00:53:26,310 --> 00:53:27,810
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
1383
00:53:36,790 --> 00:53:39,290
BACK INJURY, MY ASS.
1384
00:53:39,290 --> 00:53:40,790
I KNEW HE WAS FAKING IT.
1385
00:53:41,300 --> 00:53:42,800
NOW WE GET THE PHOTOS.
1386
00:53:46,300 --> 00:53:47,300
UNH.
1387
00:53:47,300 --> 00:53:50,440
OH. OH. UNH.
1388
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:52,050
WHAT THE--OH, LORD.
1389
00:53:52,310 --> 00:53:54,320
OH, LORD, NO. UNH.
1390
00:53:54,310 --> 00:53:55,810
UNH.
1391
00:53:55,810 --> 00:53:58,440
OH, MY--OH, MY GOD.
1392
00:53:58,450 --> 00:53:59,950
HELP.
1393
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:03,200
AAH!
1394
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:05,700
AAH!
1395
00:54:05,700 --> 00:54:07,700
OH, MY GOD.
1396
00:54:08,710 --> 00:54:11,720
AAH!
1397
00:54:11,710 --> 00:54:13,710
NO!
1398
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:16,080
[HORN HONKS]
AAH!
1399
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:17,080
[HONK HONK]
1400
00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:20,080
AAH!
[HONK HONK]
1401
00:54:20,590 --> 00:54:23,600
OH, MOMMY!
1402
00:54:23,590 --> 00:54:26,090
[SPLASH]
1403
00:54:32,100 --> 00:54:35,110
1,001 MISSISSIPPI.
1,002 MISSISSIPPI.
1404
00:54:35,100 --> 00:54:36,600
1,003 MISSISSIPPI.
1405
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:37,600
HEY, DAD,
YOU CAN WALK.
1406
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:39,600
DEAN.
1407
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:42,100
HOW DO YOU
LIKE THAT? IT--
1408
00:54:42,110 --> 00:54:44,120
IT MUST'VE BEEN
A MUSCLE SPASM.
1409
00:54:44,110 --> 00:54:45,610
BUT I, UH--
1410
00:54:45,610 --> 00:54:47,610
BUT I--I REALLY CAN'T WALK.
1411
00:54:49,610 --> 00:54:52,110
OH, MY GOD, DAD, YOU'RE
FAKING IT, AREN'T YOU?
1412
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:53,630
I THOUGHT
YOU WERE REALLY HURT.
1413
00:54:53,620 --> 00:54:55,120
DEAN, I'M SORRY.
1414
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:58,620
I HAD TO DO IT. OTHERWISE,
I'D LOSE MY SHOW.
1415
00:54:58,620 --> 00:54:59,620
YOUR SHOW? YOUR SHOW?
1416
00:54:59,620 --> 00:55:00,620
OF COURSE,
I SHOULD'VE KNOWN.
1417
00:55:00,630 --> 00:55:04,640
DEAN...YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
1418
00:55:04,630 --> 00:55:07,130
I MEAN, THIS IS
TOO IMPORTANT.
1419
00:55:07,130 --> 00:55:09,630
NO. DAD, IT'S ALWAYS
BEEN LIKE THIS.
1420
00:55:09,630 --> 00:55:12,630
EVERYTHING YOU DO
IS TOO IMPORTANT.
1421
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:16,640
[DOOR CLOSES]
1422
00:55:21,650 --> 00:55:24,660
OH, GREAT.
HI. HELLO.
1423
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:34,670
[COUGH]
1424
00:55:34,660 --> 00:55:36,160
[COUGH]
1425
00:55:40,670 --> 00:55:42,170
GREAT.
1426
00:55:44,420 --> 00:55:46,920
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING UP?
DO YOU WANNA GET CAUGHT?
1427
00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:48,920
GET IN BED.
COME ON, GET IN BED.
1428
00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:50,920
IF I GET IN BED,
WILL YOU TELL ME A STORY?
1429
00:55:50,930 --> 00:55:53,440
HA. VERY FUNNY.
COME ON, GET IN BED.
1430
00:55:53,430 --> 00:55:54,930
SANDY, I CAN'T
JUST LAY IN BED.
1431
00:55:55,430 --> 00:55:56,430
WHEN I'M ON MY BACK,
1432
00:55:56,430 --> 00:55:57,430
I WANNA BE
ENJOYING MYSELF.
1433
00:55:57,430 --> 00:55:58,930
DO ME A FAVOR, WILL YOU?
CALL NEW YORK.
1434
00:55:58,930 --> 00:56:00,430
TELL VIVIAN
TO COME DOWN HERE
1435
00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:01,440
AND HANG WITH ME,
WILL YOU?
1436
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:02,440
WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY?
1437
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:03,450
YOU CAN'T HAVE
ANY GIRLS UP HERE.
1438
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:05,440
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
IN CRITICAL CONDITION.
1439
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:07,940
HUH. IF 4 DAYS GO BY,
I DON'T HAVE SEX,
1440
00:56:07,940 --> 00:56:09,440
TO ME THAT'S
CRITICAL CONDITION.
1441
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:12,440
LOOK, IF YOU WANT THINGS TO
WORK OUT, YOU JUST STAY PUT
1442
00:56:12,450 --> 00:56:13,960
UNTIL WE GET THE GOVERNOR
ON THE SHOW, OK?
1443
00:56:13,950 --> 00:56:15,950
SUPPOSE THE GOVERNOR
DON'T DO THE SHOW?
1444
00:56:15,950 --> 00:56:17,450
HEY, NOT AN OPTION.
1445
00:56:17,450 --> 00:56:19,450
REMEMBER UNEMPLOYMENT?
SKID ROW?
1446
00:56:19,450 --> 00:56:20,950
WHO KNOWS WHAT'LL
HAPPEN TO JOE?
1447
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:22,460
HE'S NOTHING WITHOUT YOU.
1448
00:56:22,460 --> 00:56:24,970
HEY, LOOK. YOU STAY OUT
OF THE GOVERNOR'S HAIR,
1449
00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:26,960
AND I...
WILL DO SOME WORK ON--
1450
00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:28,960
[SQUIRT SQUIRT] HARVEY.
1451
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:31,460
OH, AND DON'T FORGET
WHAT THE DOCTOR SAID.
1452
00:56:31,470 --> 00:56:33,480
DON'T LIFT ANYTHING
OVER 10 POUNDS, OK?
1453
00:56:33,470 --> 00:56:35,470
DON'T LIFT ANYTHING
OVER 10 POUNDS.
1454
00:56:35,970 --> 00:56:37,970
NOW I CAN NEVER
TAKE A LEAK.
1455
00:56:37,970 --> 00:56:39,470
OH, PLEASE.
1456
00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:51,980
LET'S SEE...ESCORTS.
AH, HERE'S ONE.
1457
00:56:51,990 --> 00:56:54,000
"WE WILL FILL ANY FANTASY."
1458
00:56:54,490 --> 00:56:55,490
[DOORBELL RINGS]
1459
00:56:59,490 --> 00:57:00,990
HI.
HELLO.
1460
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:04,010
I'M HERE TO SEE
MR...WALLY SPARKS.
1461
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,500
OH, YES. UPSTAIRS,
FIRST DOOR TO THE RIGHT.
1462
00:57:06,500 --> 00:57:08,000
OH.
1463
00:57:10,510 --> 00:57:13,520
UM, WHATEVER
YOUR HOUSE CALL FEE IS,
1464
00:57:14,010 --> 00:57:15,010
PLEASE, PUT IT ON OUR BILL.
1465
00:57:15,010 --> 00:57:17,510
MR. SPARKS ALREADY PAID
WITH HIS CREDIT CARD.
1466
00:57:17,510 --> 00:57:20,010
WE ALWAYS
GET PAID UP FRONT,
1467
00:57:20,020 --> 00:57:21,520
THE WAY WE OPERATE.
1468
00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:25,030
OH, NO. THEY'RE
GOING TO OPERATE.
1469
00:57:25,020 --> 00:57:27,520
THE MAN'S A MENACE.
1470
00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:30,020
I DON'T CARE
IF THEY SUE ME,
1471
00:57:30,030 --> 00:57:32,030
HE IS NOT DOING ANOTHER
BROADCAST FROM THIS HOUSE.
1472
00:57:32,530 --> 00:57:34,540
BUT THAT'S NOT
AN OPTION, SIR,
1473
00:57:34,530 --> 00:57:37,030
WITH ALL DUE
RESPECT.
1474
00:57:38,530 --> 00:57:40,030
YOU SEE, SIR,
AFTER AIRING
1475
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:42,040
YOUR CAMPAIGN SPOTS
DURING THE SUMO SHOW,
1476
00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:45,050
AWARENESS AMONG YOUNG
VOTERS HAS GONE WAY UP.
1477
00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:47,040
HAVING SPARKS HERE
HAS ACTUALLY HELPED US.
1478
00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:49,540
IN FACT, I THINK YOU SHOULD
CONSIDER DOING HIS SHOW.
1479
00:57:49,540 --> 00:57:52,540
HARVEY, I HAPPEN TO THINK
IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO NOW.
1480
00:57:53,050 --> 00:57:55,560
I'LL JUST LEAVE YOU HERE
TO PONDER THE POSSIBILITY.
1481
00:57:55,550 --> 00:57:57,050
JUST KIND OF KICK IT AROUND
IN YOUR HEAD.
1482
00:57:57,050 --> 00:57:58,550
JUST TRY IT ON FOR SIZE.
1483
00:57:58,550 --> 00:58:00,550
BYE, HARVEY.
1484
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:02,060
[HUMMING]
1485
00:58:02,060 --> 00:58:05,070
IT'S BEEN REAL NICE
DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU.
1486
00:58:05,060 --> 00:58:06,060
OOH, I'LL TELL YOU
ONE THING, HONEY--
1487
00:58:06,060 --> 00:58:08,560
YOU SHOULD BE
THE HEAD NURSE.
1488
00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:10,560
A HOOKER.
WHAT A BUSINESS THAT IS.
1489
00:58:11,070 --> 00:58:13,070
THAT'S THE BEST RACKET
IN THE WORLD.
1490
00:58:13,070 --> 00:58:15,580
YOU GOT IT, YOU SELL IT,
AND YOU STILL GOT IT.
1491
00:58:18,070 --> 00:58:20,070
"BACK OUT OF THE ELECTION--"
1492
00:58:20,580 --> 00:58:22,580
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
1493
00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:25,080
[WHEEZES]
1494
00:58:26,580 --> 00:58:30,080
[LABORED BREATHING]
1495
00:58:30,090 --> 00:58:32,090
FLOYD, DARLING,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
1496
00:58:32,590 --> 00:58:35,600
I DON'T KNOW. UH, I THINK
I'M HAVING AN ANXIETY ATTACK.
1497
00:58:35,590 --> 00:58:36,590
OH, DARLING.
1498
00:58:36,590 --> 00:58:39,090
I'LL GET THE NURSE.
1499
00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:41,100
[GIGGLES]
1500
00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:43,100
THANKS FOR
THE HOUSE CALL, HONEY.
1501
00:58:43,100 --> 00:58:44,110
BYE-BYE.
1502
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:48,100
[SLIDING DOOR OPENS]
1503
00:58:48,100 --> 00:58:51,600
HI. YOUR WIFE
SENT ME IN TO, UH...
1504
00:58:51,610 --> 00:58:53,620
TAKE CARE OF YOU.
1505
00:58:53,610 --> 00:58:56,110
I'VE BEEN UNDER A GREAT DEAL
OF STRESS OF LATE.
1506
00:58:56,110 --> 00:58:57,110
OHH.
1507
00:58:57,610 --> 00:59:00,610
WELL, YOU JUST
SIT BACK AND RELAX,
1508
00:59:00,620 --> 00:59:03,120
AND DON'T YOU WORRY
THIS LITTLE HEAD
1509
00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:04,130
ABOUT NOTHING.
1510
00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:06,620
WELL, I REALLY DO
APPRECIATE THIS, BUT...
1511
00:59:06,620 --> 00:59:10,120
I REALLY CAN'T SEE
WHAT YOU'RE ABLE TO DO.
1512
00:59:10,130 --> 00:59:13,130
GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!
NEVER IN MY LIFE--
1513
00:59:13,130 --> 00:59:15,140
WHAT'S GOING ON
IN THERE?
1514
00:59:15,130 --> 00:59:18,630
OH, I'M SORRY, HONEY.
HE JUST WASN'T UP TO IT.
1515
00:59:18,630 --> 00:59:22,630
WHAT IS GOING ON?
I HATE THAT MAN!
1516
00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:24,520
[WOOF]
1517
00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:25,520
[GIGGLES]
1518
00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:26,520
COME HERE.
COME HERE.
1519
00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:29,020
[WOOF WOOF]
1520
00:59:29,530 --> 00:59:31,540
[LAUGHING]
1521
00:59:31,530 --> 00:59:35,030
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE WALLY SPARKS' SON.
1522
00:59:35,030 --> 00:59:36,530
YEAH,
I GET THAT A LOT.
1523
00:59:36,530 --> 00:59:39,030
I BET YOU DO. HOW LONG
DO YOU THINK IT'LL BE
1524
00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:41,050
BEFORE YOUR DAD'S
WELL AGAIN?
1525
00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:43,540
OH, MY DAD'S
NEVER BEEN WELL.
1526
00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:45,040
HA HA HA.
1527
00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:46,540
OK, PULL!
1528
00:59:48,660 --> 00:59:51,160
WOW-WEE!
1529
00:59:51,420 --> 00:59:52,920
[CRASH] UNH.
1530
00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:54,430
[GLASS SHATTERS]
1531
00:59:59,670 --> 01:00:03,680
[CHUCKLES] OH, BOY.
THIS IS A KODAK MOMENT.
1532
01:00:04,180 --> 01:00:05,680
NOW, HOW WAS THAT ONE?
1533
01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:07,180
BULL'S-EYE!
1534
01:00:07,180 --> 01:00:08,680
THEN GIVE ME A HIGH ONE.
1535
01:00:08,680 --> 01:00:10,820
LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN
HIT THIS ONE.
1536
01:00:10,820 --> 01:00:14,320
SMILE, SPARKS.
YOU'RE ON CANDID CAMERA.
1537
01:00:15,690 --> 01:00:17,190
OK, PULL!
1538
01:00:17,690 --> 01:00:18,190
[CLICKS]
OH, SHIT.
1539
01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:24,710
AAH!
1540
01:00:28,700 --> 01:00:31,200
I STILL GOT HIM.
1541
01:00:31,210 --> 01:00:33,720
NO! SHIT. GREAT.
1542
01:00:33,710 --> 01:00:34,710
JUST GREAT.
1543
01:00:36,090 --> 01:00:38,090
THAT WAS AWESOME, MAN.
1544
01:00:38,100 --> 01:00:39,600
YOU SURE CAN SHOOT.
1545
01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:40,610
MY OLD MAN TAUGHT ME.
1546
01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:43,100
MY DAD WON'T LET ME
USE IT ALONE,
1547
01:00:43,100 --> 01:00:45,100
AND HE'S TOO BUSY
TO TEACH ME.
1548
01:00:45,100 --> 01:00:47,100
YOUR FATHER'S
AN IMPORTANT MAN, YOU KNOW.
1549
01:00:47,110 --> 01:00:49,610
YEAH, BUT YOU'RE
IMPORTANT.
1550
01:00:49,610 --> 01:00:53,620
YEAH. I GUESS BEING IMPORTANT
AND BEING A GOOD FATHER--
1551
01:00:53,610 --> 01:00:56,110
THEY JUST DON'T
GO TOGETHER, YOU KNOW?
1552
01:00:56,110 --> 01:00:58,610
I BET DEAN HAD A GREAT
TIME WHEN HE WAS A KID
1553
01:00:59,120 --> 01:01:00,120
WITH YOU AS HIS DAD.
1554
01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:11,890
I DON'T THINK
THEY'RE GOOD FOR YOU.
1555
01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:13,380
I THINK THEY'RE GONNA
FIND A STUDY SOMEDAY
1556
01:01:13,380 --> 01:01:14,880
THAT SAYS IT ISN'T.
1557
01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:16,880
HEY, GIRLS.
HOW YOU DOING?
1558
01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:19,380
WELL, MR. SPARKS.
HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
1559
01:01:19,390 --> 01:01:20,900
I'M OK.
GOOD.
1560
01:01:20,890 --> 01:01:23,390
GOOD. MR. SPARKS,
THIS IS AGNES FARBER.
1561
01:01:23,390 --> 01:01:24,390
HOW DO YOU DO?
1562
01:01:24,390 --> 01:01:26,390
AND HELEN WILLIAMS,
JUDGE WILLIAMS' WIFE.
1563
01:01:26,390 --> 01:01:27,390
THEY'RE BOTH ON THE BOARD
1564
01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:29,900
OF THE SAVE THE RAIN FOREST
FOUNDATION WITH ME.
1565
01:01:29,900 --> 01:01:31,910
OH, PLEASED
TO MEET YOU.
1566
01:01:31,900 --> 01:01:34,900
MR. SPARKS,
DO YOU PLAY BRIDGE?
1567
01:01:34,900 --> 01:01:36,900
ONE OF OUR FRIENDS
COULDN'T MAKE IT TODAY.
1568
01:01:36,900 --> 01:01:38,400
WE'RE LOOKING
FOR A FOURTH.
1569
01:01:38,410 --> 01:01:41,420
OH. WELL, I'LL TELL YOU--
I'M LOOKING FOR A FIFTH.
1570
01:01:41,410 --> 01:01:42,410
[GIGGLES]
1571
01:01:42,910 --> 01:01:43,910
HE'S FUNNY.
1572
01:01:44,410 --> 01:01:45,410
WHAT DO YOU GIRLS
PLAY FOR?
1573
01:01:45,410 --> 01:01:46,910
Mrs. Williams:
A NICKEL A POINT.
1574
01:01:46,910 --> 01:01:49,410
OH, I TELL YOU--I THINK
I CAN HANDLE THAT...
1575
01:01:49,420 --> 01:01:53,430
AS LONG AS YOU GIRLS
TAKE IT EASY ON ME.
1576
01:01:53,420 --> 01:01:55,920
SO, YOU'RE SAVING
THE RAIN FOREST, HUH?
1577
01:01:56,420 --> 01:02:00,420
OH, YES. I LOVE NATURE.
I AM ALSO A BIRD-WATCHER.
1578
01:02:00,430 --> 01:02:02,440
I LOVE BLUE JAYS.
I LOVE ROBINS.
1579
01:02:02,430 --> 01:02:05,430
BUT MOST OF ALL,
I LOVE PEACOCKS.
1580
01:02:05,930 --> 01:02:08,430
I'LL BET YOU DO.
1581
01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:11,450
SO TELL US, WHAT IS
YOUR FAVORITE BIRD?
1582
01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:12,940
MY FAVORITE BIRD, HUH?
1583
01:02:14,940 --> 01:02:16,940
THE SWALLOW.
1584
01:02:16,940 --> 01:02:18,440
LOVELY BIRD.
1585
01:02:18,450 --> 01:02:21,960
I HAVEN'T SEEN ONE OF THOSE
IN THE LONGEST TIME.
1586
01:02:21,950 --> 01:02:23,950
I KNOW.
THEY'RE ALMOST EXTINCT.
1587
01:02:24,450 --> 01:02:25,950
SO, GIRLS,
WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING?
1588
01:02:25,950 --> 01:02:27,450
OH, ICED TEA.
1589
01:02:27,460 --> 01:02:29,460
OH, DID YOU EVER HAVE
LONG ISLAND ICED TEA?
1590
01:02:29,460 --> 01:02:30,970
NO.
NO.
1591
01:02:31,460 --> 01:02:33,460
OH, REALLY?
1592
01:02:33,460 --> 01:02:36,460
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
1593
01:02:36,460 --> 01:02:38,460
I GOT 2 4s.
1594
01:02:38,470 --> 01:02:40,980
I HAVE
A PAIR OF ACES.
1595
01:02:40,970 --> 01:02:41,970
PAIR OF ACES?
1596
01:02:42,470 --> 01:02:44,470
HEY, HONEY, DON'T FLATTER
YOURSELF, WILL YA?
1597
01:02:44,470 --> 01:02:47,470
I HAVEN'T GOT ANYTHING.
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT, WALLY?
1598
01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:49,980
I GOT A STRAIGHT,
BUT I CAN'T SHOW IT TO YOU.
1599
01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:56,980
[SNIFF SNIFF]
HEY, WHAT AM I SMELLING?
1600
01:02:56,980 --> 01:02:58,480
WHOSE PERFUME IS THAT?
1601
01:02:58,490 --> 01:02:59,990
OH, THAT'S ME, WALLY.
1602
01:02:59,990 --> 01:03:02,000
I'M WEARING
SUMMER'S MIST.
1603
01:03:01,990 --> 01:03:03,990
OH, I JUST LOVE
SUMMER'S MIST.
1604
01:03:04,490 --> 01:03:06,490
I PUT A DAB
BEHIND EACH EAR.
1605
01:03:06,490 --> 01:03:09,490
DRIVES THE GOVERNOR
CRAZY.
1606
01:03:09,500 --> 01:03:11,510
HEY, GIRLS.
WANT TO ATTRACT MEN?
1607
01:03:11,500 --> 01:03:14,000
I'LL TELL YOU THE BEST THING
TO PUT BEHIND YOUR EARS.
1608
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:15,000
YOUR ANKLES.
1609
01:03:16,500 --> 01:03:18,500
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
1610
01:03:20,010 --> 01:03:24,020
OH, YOU NAUGHTY BOY.
NAUGHTY BOY.
1611
01:03:24,010 --> 01:03:26,010
GIRLS,
I'M GONNA RUN ALONG.
1612
01:03:26,510 --> 01:03:29,010
I DON'T WANT TO SEE WHAT
GRAVITY HAS DONE TO YOU.
1613
01:03:29,020 --> 01:03:32,530
NO, WALLY. DON'T GO.
STAY AND PLAY, PLEASE?
1614
01:03:33,020 --> 01:03:35,020
WALLY, WALLY,
YOU PLAY THE PIANO.
1615
01:03:37,020 --> 01:03:40,020
OK, GIRLS.
KEEP YOUR BRASSIERES ON.
1616
01:03:40,030 --> 01:03:41,540
[CRACK]
1617
01:03:53,540 --> 01:03:55,040
WHOO!
1618
01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:58,540
♪ JUST TAKE THOSE
OLD RECORDS OFF THE SHELF ♪
1619
01:03:58,550 --> 01:04:02,560
♪ I'D SOONER
LISTEN TO 'EM BY MYSELF ♪
1620
01:04:02,550 --> 01:04:06,550
♪ TODAY'S MUSIC
AIN'T GOT THE SAME SOUL ♪
1621
01:04:06,550 --> 01:04:12,060
♪ I LIKE THAT OLD-TIME
ROCK AND ROLL ♪
1622
01:04:13,560 --> 01:04:15,060
Emily: PLAY IT, WALLY.
1623
01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:16,560
Mrs. Farber:
THAT'S RIGHT. DO IT.
1624
01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:18,060
♪ COME ON OVER, BABY ♪
1625
01:04:18,070 --> 01:04:19,570
♪ WHOLE LOTTA SHAKIN'
GOIN' ON ♪
1626
01:04:20,070 --> 01:04:21,580
♪ WHOSE BOY? YOUR BOY, MY BOY ♪
1627
01:04:21,570 --> 01:04:23,570
♪ COME ON OVER, BABY ♪
1628
01:04:24,070 --> 01:04:25,570
♪ BABY,
YOU CAN'T GO WRONG ♪
1629
01:04:25,570 --> 01:04:27,070
♪ GO WRONG,
GO WRONG, GO WRONG ♪
1630
01:04:27,580 --> 01:04:29,580
♪ WE AIN'T FAKIN' ♪
1631
01:04:29,580 --> 01:04:33,090
♪ WHOLE LOTTA SHAKIN'
GOIN' ON ♪
1632
01:04:33,580 --> 01:04:37,080
OH, WALLY, I JUST LOVE
THE WAY YOU PLAY PIANO.
1633
01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:38,580
AW, THIS IS NOTHING.
1634
01:04:38,590 --> 01:04:40,590
YOU SHOULD SEE ME PLAY
MY UPRIGHT ORGAN.
1635
01:04:41,090 --> 01:04:43,090
OH, YOU RASCAL, YOU.
HA HA HA.
1636
01:04:43,590 --> 01:04:45,590
ONE MORE TIME
FOR RONNIE.
1637
01:04:45,590 --> 01:04:47,090
♪ SHAKE IT, BABY, SHAKE IT ♪
1638
01:04:48,100 --> 01:04:50,970
♪ SHAKE IT, BABY, SHAKE IT ♪
1639
01:04:50,970 --> 01:04:51,610
[LAUGHTER]
1640
01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:53,100
HERE WE ARE.
1641
01:04:53,100 --> 01:04:55,100
WE'LL KEEP THIS MEETING
AS SHORT AS WE CAN, SIR.
1642
01:04:55,600 --> 01:04:56,600
MY PLEASURE.
1643
01:04:56,600 --> 01:04:58,600
IT'S AN HONOR TO BE ABLE
TO ENDORSE A MAN
1644
01:04:58,610 --> 01:05:00,110
WITH SUCH
HIGH FAMILY VALUES.
1645
01:05:00,110 --> 01:05:01,120
WHOO!
1646
01:05:01,110 --> 01:05:02,610
♪ SHAKE IT, BABY, SHAKE IT ♪
1647
01:05:02,610 --> 01:05:04,110
WHOO! WHOO!
1648
01:05:04,110 --> 01:05:05,610
♪ SHAKE IT, BABY,
SHAKE IT, BABY ♪
1649
01:05:05,610 --> 01:05:07,610
♪ COME ON, BABY,
SHAKE IT AND SHAKE IT ♪
1650
01:05:07,620 --> 01:05:09,120
♪ COME ON OVER
AND SHAKE IT ♪
1651
01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:10,620
♪ COME ON OVER ♪
1652
01:05:10,620 --> 01:05:12,630
♪ COME ON, BABY,
SHAKE IT NOW ♪
1653
01:05:13,120 --> 01:05:15,120
SHAKE IT, BABY.
SHAKE IT. COME ON.
1654
01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:17,120
WACK-A, WACK-A, WACK-A.
1655
01:05:18,630 --> 01:05:20,630
HELEN, STOP THAT!
1656
01:05:21,130 --> 01:05:22,630
AT ONCE!
1657
01:05:26,130 --> 01:05:27,130
AAH!
1658
01:05:27,130 --> 01:05:28,130
[THUD]
1659
01:05:28,140 --> 01:05:29,140
EMILY!
1660
01:05:29,140 --> 01:05:30,640
WHAT IN THE NAME
OF SAM HILL
1661
01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:31,650
HAS COME OVER YOU?
1662
01:05:31,640 --> 01:05:35,640
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
1663
01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:37,640
HEY, GOVERNOR, YOU CAN
TAKE HER UPSTAIRS.
1664
01:05:37,650 --> 01:05:39,150
SHE'S READY NOW.
1665
01:05:39,150 --> 01:05:40,150
[LADIES LAUGH]
1666
01:05:46,150 --> 01:05:48,650
HONEY, IF I WAS WITH YOU
RIGHT NOW, I'D SHOW YOU SEX.
1667
01:05:48,660 --> 01:05:50,160
I'D GIVE IT TO YOU
REAL GOOD.
1668
01:05:50,160 --> 01:05:54,670
OH, WHAT'S THAT?
MY 3 MINUTES ARE UP, HUH? OK.
1669
01:05:54,660 --> 01:05:56,160
[DOOR OPENS]
1670
01:05:56,160 --> 01:05:57,660
MR. SPARKS...
1671
01:05:59,670 --> 01:06:01,680
[MUTTERING]
1672
01:06:01,670 --> 01:06:03,670
I CANNOT TAKE YOU
IN THIS HOUSE
1673
01:06:03,670 --> 01:06:04,670
ONE MORE NIGHT, SIR.
1674
01:06:04,670 --> 01:06:06,170
GET THAT FILTHY MONGREL
1675
01:06:06,670 --> 01:06:07,670
OFF MY GRANDMOTHER'S
SETTEE!
1676
01:06:08,180 --> 01:06:11,190
EGYPT.
DOWN, EGYPT, DOWN.
1677
01:06:11,180 --> 01:06:15,180
THAT HORRIBLE ANIMAL
DID HIS, YOU KNOW...
1678
01:06:16,180 --> 01:06:17,680
DID HIS BUSINESS
1679
01:06:17,690 --> 01:06:19,190
IN MY STUDY AGAIN
LAST NIGHT.
1680
01:06:19,190 --> 01:06:21,200
HEY, GOVERNOR, THAT'S WHY
WE CALL HIM EGYPT.
1681
01:06:21,190 --> 01:06:22,690
EVERY ROOM,
HE LEAVES A PYRAMID.
1682
01:06:22,690 --> 01:06:25,190
THAT ANIMAL
IS DANGEROUS.
1683
01:06:25,190 --> 01:06:27,190
OH, PEACH FUZZ.
1684
01:06:27,190 --> 01:06:29,690
ARE YOU KIDDING?
EGYPT IS HARMLESS.
1685
01:06:29,700 --> 01:06:31,710
THERE'S NOT AN AGGRESSIVE
BONE IN HIS BODY.
1686
01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:36,700
WELL, MAYBE ONE.
1687
01:06:36,700 --> 01:06:39,700
GET THIS DOG OFF ME.
1688
01:06:39,710 --> 01:06:41,720
EGYPT, COLD SHOWER.
COLD SHOWER, EGYPT.
1689
01:06:41,710 --> 01:06:43,210
FOR GOD'S SAKE, MAN.
1690
01:06:43,210 --> 01:06:45,210
WHY DON'T YOU MATE
THAT DOG?
1691
01:06:45,210 --> 01:06:47,210
MATE HIM? ARE YOU KIDDING?
I WOULDN'T MATE HIM.
1692
01:06:47,210 --> 01:06:49,210
LET HIM GO THROUGH
WHAT I GO THROUGH.
1693
01:06:49,220 --> 01:06:51,230
MR. SPARKS...
1694
01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:54,220
I AM SORRY THAT YOU
WERE HURT IN MY HOME,
1695
01:06:54,220 --> 01:06:56,720
BUT YOU HAVE
OVERSTAYED YOUR WELCOME.
1696
01:06:57,220 --> 01:06:59,720
I WANT YOU OUT OF HERE
TOMORROW.
1697
01:06:59,730 --> 01:07:02,240
I REALLY APPRECIATE EVERYTHING
YOU'VE DONE FOR ME, YOU KNOW?
1698
01:07:02,730 --> 01:07:04,730
I OWE YOU ONE.
AND TO PROVE IT,
1699
01:07:04,730 --> 01:07:06,230
I'M GONNA HAVE YOU
AS A GUEST ON MY SHOW.
1700
01:07:06,230 --> 01:07:09,230
HA HA. HAVE YOU TAKEN LEAVE
OF YOUR SENSES?
1701
01:07:09,240 --> 01:07:11,750
I'D RATHER ROLL IN HONEY,
JUMP ON AN ANT HILL,
1702
01:07:11,740 --> 01:07:13,240
AND WALK BAREFOOT
ACROSS HOT COALS.
1703
01:07:13,240 --> 01:07:16,240
SOUNDS GOOD, BUT WE HAD A GUY
DO THAT LAST WEEK.
1704
01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:17,740
TOMORROW!
1705
01:07:17,750 --> 01:07:18,750
OUT!
1706
01:07:19,250 --> 01:07:21,260
AW, COME ON, GOVERNOR.
DO THE SHOW, WILL YOU?
1707
01:07:21,250 --> 01:07:22,750
ROBBY WOULD LOVE IT.
1708
01:07:22,750 --> 01:07:24,250
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
TALKING TO MY SON?
1709
01:07:24,250 --> 01:07:26,750
HE'S A GOOD KID, ROBBY.
SMART KID. HE LOVES YOU.
1710
01:07:26,750 --> 01:07:28,750
HE JUST NEEDS SOME ATTENTION,
THAT'S ALL.
1711
01:07:28,760 --> 01:07:31,270
DON'T TELL ME ABOUT MY SON.
I KNOW MY SON.
1712
01:07:31,260 --> 01:07:34,760
YOU'RE A BAD INFLUENCE.
YOU STAY AWAY FROM HIM.
1713
01:07:34,760 --> 01:07:36,760
OH, AND ANOTHER THING--
1714
01:07:36,760 --> 01:07:39,260
THAT--THAT--THAT
SON OF YOURS
1715
01:07:39,270 --> 01:07:41,280
IS TAKING MY DAUGHTER
OUT ON A DATE TONIGHT.
1716
01:07:41,270 --> 01:07:42,770
I WANT HER IN BED
BY 12:00.
1717
01:07:42,770 --> 01:07:44,770
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT,
WILL YOU?
1718
01:07:44,770 --> 01:07:47,270
I KNOW DEAN. HE'LL HAVE HER
IN BED BY 10:00.
1719
01:07:48,780 --> 01:07:50,280
I--
1720
01:07:51,280 --> 01:07:52,780
YEAH.
1721
01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:58,280
I HATE THAT MAN.
1722
01:08:04,790 --> 01:08:05,790
HEY, WALLY,
1723
01:08:05,790 --> 01:08:08,290
EGYPT FOUND THIS
WALLET OUTSIDE.
1724
01:08:08,300 --> 01:08:09,800
OH, YEAH?
1725
01:08:10,300 --> 01:08:11,310
OOH, THAT'S MILLER!
1726
01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:13,300
YEAH, HE MUST BE DOWN HERE
SPYING ON ME.
1727
01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:14,300
WHO IS HE?
1728
01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:16,300
WELL, HE'S NOT
A FAN OF MINE.
1729
01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:18,800
IN FACT, HE CAN BLOW
THE WHOLE THING.
1730
01:08:18,810 --> 01:08:19,810
YEAH, WELL,
DON'T WORRY, WALLY.
1731
01:08:20,310 --> 01:08:21,820
WITH ME AND EGYPT
STANDING GUARD,
1732
01:08:21,810 --> 01:08:23,810
HE WON'T GET WITHIN
100 YARDS OF THIS PLACE.
1733
01:08:24,310 --> 01:08:25,810
HA HA, YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
1734
01:08:50,840 --> 01:08:51,850
MMMF!
1735
01:09:12,860 --> 01:09:14,860
IT'S JUST I'VE HEARD
ABOUT YOU SOUTHERN WOMEN.
1736
01:09:14,860 --> 01:09:16,860
YOU HAVE NOT HEARD A THING
ABOUT SOUTHERN WOMEN,
1737
01:09:16,860 --> 01:09:18,860
AND YOU KNOW IT.
1738
01:09:18,870 --> 01:09:21,380
ALL RIGHT, NOW LISTEN,
DON'T DRIVE TOO FAST, OK?
1739
01:09:21,370 --> 01:09:22,870
HANG ON.
1740
01:09:23,870 --> 01:09:24,870
HERE WE GO!
1741
01:09:24,870 --> 01:09:29,870
AAH!
1742
01:09:29,880 --> 01:09:31,890
HELP!
1743
01:09:32,880 --> 01:09:35,380
AAH-YA! AAH-YA! AAH-YA!
1744
01:09:35,380 --> 01:09:39,380
AAH!
1745
01:09:39,390 --> 01:09:41,400
YAH-OUCH!
1746
01:09:41,390 --> 01:09:42,890
Priscilla: WHOO!
1747
01:09:42,890 --> 01:09:46,390
AAH!
1748
01:09:46,390 --> 01:09:48,390
OOF!
1749
01:09:48,400 --> 01:09:51,410
[WHIMPERING]
1750
01:09:53,400 --> 01:09:54,270
[CHIRPING]
1751
01:09:54,270 --> 01:09:55,770
[WHISPERING]
Wally? Psst.
1752
01:09:55,770 --> 01:09:57,770
Wally? Wally?
1753
01:09:57,770 --> 01:09:58,770
Hey, Joey, up here.
1754
01:09:58,770 --> 01:09:59,770
What the hell
you doing up there?
1755
01:09:59,770 --> 01:10:00,770
Come on, let's go.
1756
01:10:00,780 --> 01:10:02,280
I'll be right down.
1757
01:10:02,280 --> 01:10:04,790
[SQUEAKING]
1758
01:10:04,780 --> 01:10:07,280
HEY, WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE?
1759
01:10:07,280 --> 01:10:09,280
HEY! WHERE DID YOU
COME FROM?
1760
01:10:09,780 --> 01:10:10,780
GET OUT OF HERE, WILL YOU?
1761
01:10:10,790 --> 01:10:12,290
HEY, BUY ME A DRINK FIRST!
1762
01:10:12,290 --> 01:10:13,790
Will you quit
the clowning?
1763
01:10:13,790 --> 01:10:15,300
OH, OOH!
1764
01:10:15,290 --> 01:10:16,790
GO FIND YOUR OWN NUTS,
WILL YOU?
1765
01:10:17,190 --> 01:10:18,190
HEY, HEY, WHAT?
1766
01:10:18,190 --> 01:10:19,690
[CRUNCH]
OW!
1767
01:10:20,690 --> 01:10:22,190
HE'S DEAD.
1768
01:10:22,200 --> 01:10:24,710
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
1769
01:10:24,700 --> 01:10:26,200
WHAT WERE YOU DOING?
1770
01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:27,200
THAT SQUIRREL,
1771
01:10:27,200 --> 01:10:30,200
HE WAS AFTER
MY MACADAMIAS.
1772
01:10:30,200 --> 01:10:32,200
DID YOU REMEMBER
TO BRING MY DISGUISE?
1773
01:10:32,210 --> 01:10:33,210
IT'S IN THE CAR.
1774
01:10:33,210 --> 01:10:34,210
Harvey: GOVERNOR?
1775
01:10:34,210 --> 01:10:35,220
SHH!
1776
01:10:35,210 --> 01:10:38,210
Governor: HARVEY,
COME IN HERE RIGHT AWAY!
1777
01:10:38,210 --> 01:10:40,710
CLOSE THAT DOOR!
1778
01:10:40,710 --> 01:10:43,710
WHAT WAS SO URGENT THAT YOU
NEEDED TO SEE ME, SIR?
1779
01:10:43,720 --> 01:10:45,730
WELL, HERE IT IS,
HARVEY.
1780
01:10:45,720 --> 01:10:47,220
I'M BEING
BLACKMAILED.
1781
01:10:47,220 --> 01:10:48,220
WHAT?
1782
01:10:48,220 --> 01:10:49,720
I RECEIVED A FAX
AND A TELEPHONE CALL
1783
01:10:50,220 --> 01:10:51,720
TELLING ME THAT IF I
DON'T DO WHAT THEY SAY
1784
01:10:52,230 --> 01:10:53,230
AND PULL OUT
OF THE RACE,
1785
01:10:53,230 --> 01:10:54,740
THEY'RE GOING TO GO
PUBLIC WITH THIS.
1786
01:10:54,730 --> 01:10:56,730
THEY SAY THAT
THEY HAVE PROOF
1787
01:10:56,730 --> 01:10:59,230
OF MY HAVING HAD SEX
IN A MOTEL WITH A STRIPPER!
1788
01:10:59,730 --> 01:11:00,730
Harvey: PROOF?
1789
01:11:00,730 --> 01:11:02,230
WHAT KIND OF PROOF?
1790
01:11:02,240 --> 01:11:03,240
I DON'T KNOW.
1791
01:11:03,240 --> 01:11:04,240
WELL, THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
1792
01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:05,250
I'M INNOCENT.
1793
01:11:05,240 --> 01:11:06,240
OF COURSE YOU ARE.
1794
01:11:06,240 --> 01:11:08,240
IT'S MY WORD
AGAINST THEIRS.
1795
01:11:08,240 --> 01:11:09,740
ABSOLUTELY.
1796
01:11:14,750 --> 01:11:18,250
I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT WOMAN
BEFORE IN MY LIFE!
1797
01:11:20,250 --> 01:11:21,250
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?
1798
01:11:21,760 --> 01:11:23,260
THE GOVERNOR'S GOT A LITTLE
SOMETHING EXTRA ON THE SIDE.
1799
01:11:23,260 --> 01:11:25,270
BE QUIET.
I WANT TO HEAR THIS.
1800
01:11:25,260 --> 01:11:26,260
DAMN!
1801
01:11:27,760 --> 01:11:30,760
WELL, IT DOES TAKE
TWO TO TANGO, SIR.
1802
01:11:30,760 --> 01:11:32,760
THAT'S A CONSPIRACY,
HARVEY!
1803
01:11:32,770 --> 01:11:34,780
YOU BELIEVE ME,
DON'T YOU?
1804
01:11:34,770 --> 01:11:36,270
DAMN IT!
1805
01:11:36,270 --> 01:11:37,770
WELL, SIR,
A STRIPPER SAYS
1806
01:11:37,770 --> 01:11:39,270
SHE HAD SEX WITH YOU
IN A MOTEL ROOM,
1807
01:11:39,270 --> 01:11:40,770
AND THEN THERE'S THIS
PHOTO OF YOU NAKED
1808
01:11:40,770 --> 01:11:42,270
IN BED WITH
A NAKED WOMAN,
1809
01:11:42,280 --> 01:11:45,290
WHOM YOU SAY
YOU NEVER SAW.
1810
01:11:48,280 --> 01:11:50,280
YES, SIR.
1811
01:11:50,280 --> 01:11:52,280
YES, SIR, I--
1812
01:11:52,290 --> 01:11:54,800
I BELIEVE YOU.
1813
01:11:55,790 --> 01:11:59,790
[MUSIC PLAYS]
1814
01:11:59,790 --> 01:12:01,790
♪ YOU DON'T CARE FOR ME ♪
1815
01:12:02,300 --> 01:12:04,300
♪ I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT ♪
1816
01:12:04,300 --> 01:12:05,810
♪ YOU GOT A NEW FOOL ♪
1817
01:12:05,800 --> 01:12:07,800
♪ HA! I LIKE IT LIKE THAT ♪
1818
01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:12,300
♪ I HAVE ONLY ONE
BURNING DESIRE ♪
1819
01:12:12,310 --> 01:12:15,820
♪ LET ME STAND
NEXT TO YOUR FIRE... ♪
1820
01:12:15,810 --> 01:12:17,810
HEY, HE'S PRETTY GOOD,
HUH?
1821
01:12:17,810 --> 01:12:18,810
YEAH, TERRIFIC.
1822
01:12:18,810 --> 01:12:20,810
CAN WE GET OUT OF HERE
BEFORE WE GET CAUGHT?
1823
01:12:20,810 --> 01:12:22,310
I KNOW IT'S A RISK,
1824
01:12:22,320 --> 01:12:23,820
BUT I HAD TO SEE
DEAN'S BAND.
1825
01:12:23,820 --> 01:12:26,830
♪ LET ME STAND
NEXT TO YOUR FIRE ♪
1826
01:12:26,820 --> 01:12:28,820
♪ LET ME STAND ♪
1827
01:12:28,820 --> 01:12:33,820
♪ LET ME STAND ♪
1828
01:12:33,830 --> 01:12:36,340
[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]
1829
01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:44,340
IMAGINE, MY SON
AND THE GOVERNOR'S DAUGHTER.
1830
01:12:44,840 --> 01:12:45,840
Joey: YEAH,
THEY'RE ADORABLE.
1831
01:12:45,840 --> 01:12:47,340
BUT HE AIN'T GOING TO BE
GOVERNOR MUCH LONGER
1832
01:12:47,340 --> 01:12:48,840
IF THOSE PICTURES
COME OUT.
1833
01:12:48,840 --> 01:12:51,340
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND THE GOVERNOR
GETTING INTO THAT POSITION
1834
01:12:51,350 --> 01:12:52,350
WITH A STRIPPER.
1835
01:12:52,350 --> 01:12:53,850
I DIDN'T SEE
THE PICTURES.
1836
01:12:53,850 --> 01:12:55,360
WHAT POSITION
WAS HE IN?
1837
01:12:55,350 --> 01:12:58,600
[PANTING]
1838
01:13:04,110 --> 01:13:05,620
OK.
1839
01:13:13,620 --> 01:13:16,630
Miller: MM-HMM.
1840
01:13:34,640 --> 01:13:36,640
HMM HMM HMM HMM HMM.
1841
01:13:39,640 --> 01:13:41,140
AHA!
1842
01:13:41,150 --> 01:13:43,150
AHH.
1843
01:13:45,650 --> 01:13:47,650
I GOT YOU NOW, SPARKS.
1844
01:13:47,650 --> 01:13:49,150
OK.
1845
01:13:49,150 --> 01:13:50,650
EMILY.
1846
01:13:50,650 --> 01:13:51,650
YES?
1847
01:13:52,660 --> 01:13:54,670
I LOVE YOU.
1848
01:13:54,660 --> 01:13:56,160
WELL, I LOVE YOU,
TOO, FLOYD.
1849
01:13:58,160 --> 01:13:59,160
YES!
1850
01:14:01,670 --> 01:14:04,170
[BUZZES]
1851
01:14:04,170 --> 01:14:05,680
WAIT, HONEY, DON'T.
1852
01:14:05,670 --> 01:14:07,670
I'LL GET IT.
1853
01:14:07,670 --> 01:14:09,170
I HATE THAT MAN.
1854
01:14:11,180 --> 01:14:12,680
YES, MR. SPARKS.
1855
01:14:12,680 --> 01:14:15,190
THE GOVERNOR
WILL BE RIGHT UP.
1856
01:14:19,180 --> 01:14:20,180
[GRR RRR]
1857
01:14:20,180 --> 01:14:21,680
OOH.
1858
01:14:21,690 --> 01:14:23,190
[BARKS]
1859
01:14:23,190 --> 01:14:24,190
YOU WANT A COOKIE?
1860
01:14:24,190 --> 01:14:25,200
[BARKS]
1861
01:14:25,190 --> 01:14:26,190
[GRR]
OK, NO COOKIE.
1862
01:14:26,190 --> 01:14:27,690
OK, OK, OK.
1863
01:14:27,690 --> 01:14:29,190
YOU'RE A GOOD
DOGGIE.
1864
01:14:29,190 --> 01:14:30,190
[BARKS]
1865
01:14:30,190 --> 01:14:31,190
AAH!
1866
01:14:32,700 --> 01:14:34,200
[BARKS]
1867
01:14:34,200 --> 01:14:35,710
AAH! OW! I'M OK.
1868
01:14:35,700 --> 01:14:36,700
[BARKS]
1869
01:14:36,700 --> 01:14:38,200
GOOD DOGGIE.
1870
01:14:38,200 --> 01:14:40,200
[BARKS]
1871
01:14:40,200 --> 01:14:41,200
[BARKS]
1872
01:14:41,210 --> 01:14:43,210
SO LONG, SUCKER!
HA HA HA HA!
1873
01:14:43,210 --> 01:14:44,210
[GRR]
1874
01:14:44,210 --> 01:14:45,720
NO, NO, DOGGIE!
1875
01:14:45,710 --> 01:14:48,210
[GRR]
1876
01:14:48,210 --> 01:14:49,210
AAH.
1877
01:14:49,210 --> 01:14:51,210
[GRR]
1878
01:14:51,220 --> 01:14:52,720
LET GO OF THE TIE!
1879
01:14:52,720 --> 01:14:54,220
[GRR]
PULL ME IN!
1880
01:14:54,720 --> 01:14:55,220
GOOD DOGGIE.
1881
01:14:55,720 --> 01:14:57,720
[GRR]
LET GO OF MY--!
1882
01:14:57,720 --> 01:14:59,220
[GRR]
1883
01:14:59,220 --> 01:15:00,220
[GRR]
1884
01:15:00,220 --> 01:15:01,720
HEY, KID, PULL ME IN!
1885
01:15:01,730 --> 01:15:03,230
PULL ME IN! AAH!
1886
01:15:03,730 --> 01:15:04,230
SPEAK.
1887
01:15:04,730 --> 01:15:05,730
[BARKS]
1888
01:15:05,730 --> 01:15:08,730
AAH!
1889
01:15:09,730 --> 01:15:11,230
[BARKS]
1890
01:15:14,240 --> 01:15:16,250
BAD DOGGIE.
1891
01:15:16,240 --> 01:15:17,240
MR. SPARKS,
THIS IS NOT A HOTEL!
1892
01:15:17,240 --> 01:15:19,240
COME ON, EGYPT.
1893
01:15:19,240 --> 01:15:21,240
AND IF IT WERE,
ROOM SERVICE WOULD BE CLOSED!
1894
01:15:21,250 --> 01:15:23,250
STAY UNDER THERE.
GOOD BOY.
1895
01:15:26,750 --> 01:15:30,250
YES, WHAT IS IT,
MR. SPARKS?
1896
01:15:30,250 --> 01:15:32,250
[IMITATES WALLY]
HEY, GOVERNOR,
1897
01:15:32,260 --> 01:15:35,270
I THOUGHT I NEEDED YOUR HELP
USING THE JOHN.
1898
01:15:35,260 --> 01:15:36,760
LUCKY FOR YOU,
IT WAS JUST GAS.
1899
01:15:36,760 --> 01:15:38,260
[DOG PASSES GAS]
1900
01:15:38,260 --> 01:15:40,260
Robby: HOO,
PARDON ME.
1901
01:15:40,260 --> 01:15:41,260
NIGHT.
1902
01:15:43,770 --> 01:15:45,910
YOU KNOW, YOU'VE GOT
A REALLY BIG HOUSE.
1903
01:15:45,900 --> 01:15:47,900
SHH, YOU WANT TO WAKE
EVERYBODY UP?
1904
01:15:47,910 --> 01:15:50,910
WELL, FRANKLY, MY DEAR,
I DON'T GIVE A--
1905
01:15:54,910 --> 01:15:55,910
DAMN.
1906
01:15:55,910 --> 01:15:57,910
WOOF-OOH.
1907
01:15:57,920 --> 01:15:59,920
YOU KNOW, I THINK
WE'RE DOING PRETTY GOOD.
1908
01:15:59,920 --> 01:16:02,430
WE'VE KNOWN
EACH OTHER 2 DAYS,
1909
01:16:02,420 --> 01:16:04,420
AND WE'RE ALREADY
LIVING TOGETHER.
1910
01:16:08,430 --> 01:16:09,930
PRISCILLA?
1911
01:16:09,930 --> 01:16:12,440
Y'ALL REALIZE
WHAT TIME IT IS?
1912
01:16:12,430 --> 01:16:14,430
SORRY, DADDY.
1913
01:16:14,430 --> 01:16:17,930
WE WERE JUST SAYING
GOOD NIGHT.
1914
01:16:17,940 --> 01:16:19,940
GOOD NIGHT, GOVERNOR.
1915
01:16:19,940 --> 01:16:21,450
NIGHT.
1916
01:16:22,940 --> 01:16:25,440
OH, DADDY, SO MUCH
HAPPENED TONIGHT.
1917
01:16:25,440 --> 01:16:26,940
I JUST SAW DEAN'S--
1918
01:16:26,940 --> 01:16:29,940
PRISCILLA, I FORBID THIS
RELATIONSHIP TO CONTINUE.
1919
01:16:29,950 --> 01:16:31,960
OH, DADDY,
I'M AN ADULT.
1920
01:16:31,950 --> 01:16:33,950
YOU DON'T GET
TO FORBID ANYTHING.
1921
01:16:33,950 --> 01:16:35,450
PRISCILLA, DON'T YOU
UNDERSTAND, DARLING?
1922
01:16:35,450 --> 01:16:37,450
THAT BOY DOESN'T CARE
ANYTHING ABOUT YOU.
1923
01:16:37,450 --> 01:16:39,950
THEY'RE USING YOU
TO GET AT ME.
1924
01:16:39,960 --> 01:16:41,470
OH, HOW STUPID OF ME
1925
01:16:41,460 --> 01:16:44,460
TO THINK ANYONE COULD
ACTUALLY BE INTERESTED IN ME.
1926
01:16:44,460 --> 01:16:45,960
OH, DARLING,
I DIDN'T MEAN--
1927
01:16:45,960 --> 01:16:47,460
BABY DOLL.
1928
01:16:49,470 --> 01:16:50,970
Wally: WE GOT TO GET
THE BLACKMAIL PICTURES,
1929
01:16:51,470 --> 01:16:52,470
FIND OUT WHO THE CHICK IS.
1930
01:16:52,470 --> 01:16:53,970
JOEY, I KNOW PEOPLE.
1931
01:16:53,970 --> 01:16:56,970
THE GOVERNOR
DOESN'T PLAY AROUND.
1932
01:16:56,970 --> 01:16:59,470
YOU SURE YOU CAN GET
BACK INSIDE ALL RIGHT?
1933
01:16:59,480 --> 01:17:00,480
YEAH, YEAH.
1934
01:17:00,480 --> 01:17:02,490
ROBBY LEFT
A LADDER FOR ME.
1935
01:17:02,480 --> 01:17:03,480
BE CAREFUL.
1936
01:17:04,980 --> 01:17:07,480
YOU SOUTHERN GENTLEMEN
ARE SO CHARMING,
1937
01:17:07,480 --> 01:17:08,980
SO CHIVALROUS.
1938
01:17:08,990 --> 01:17:12,000
I DO BELIEVE
YOU WOULD NEVER DENY
1939
01:17:11,990 --> 01:17:13,990
A WOMAN HER DESIRES.
1940
01:17:13,990 --> 01:17:14,990
DESIRES?
1941
01:17:14,990 --> 01:17:16,490
MMM. BUT FIRST,
1942
01:17:16,490 --> 01:17:19,990
I JUST HAVE ONE
SPECIAL REQUEST.
1943
01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:25,500
YOU IDIOT.
1944
01:17:25,500 --> 01:17:27,000
WHAT? OOH.
1945
01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:28,500
MMM.
1946
01:17:30,010 --> 01:17:31,010
MMM.
1947
01:17:31,010 --> 01:17:32,020
MMM.
1948
01:17:32,010 --> 01:17:33,510
MMM.
1949
01:17:39,020 --> 01:17:40,520
OH, BEAUTIFUL.
1950
01:18:13,050 --> 01:18:14,050
OOH!
1951
01:18:14,050 --> 01:18:16,050
EMILY?
1952
01:18:16,050 --> 01:18:17,050
IS THAT YOU?
1953
01:18:17,050 --> 01:18:18,550
WHO ARE YOU?
1954
01:18:21,060 --> 01:18:22,570
GREAT-GREAT-GRANDDADDY,
1955
01:18:23,060 --> 01:18:24,060
IS THAT YOU?
1956
01:18:24,060 --> 01:18:26,060
[OLD MAN'S VOICE]
YES, IT'S ME, FLOYD.
1957
01:18:26,060 --> 01:18:28,060
IT'S YOUR GREAT-
GREAT-GRANDDADDY.
1958
01:18:28,070 --> 01:18:29,570
OOOOH...
1959
01:18:29,570 --> 01:18:30,570
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1960
01:18:30,570 --> 01:18:32,580
I'M HERE
TO HELP YOU, FLOYD.
1961
01:18:32,570 --> 01:18:35,070
BUT FIRST, YOU MUST ANSWER
AN IMPORTANT QUESTION.
1962
01:18:35,070 --> 01:18:36,570
YES, SIR, ANYTHING.
1963
01:18:36,570 --> 01:18:38,570
DID YOU SLIDE
YOUR SABER
1964
01:18:38,580 --> 01:18:40,580
INTO THAT MODERN-DAY
JEZEBEL?
1965
01:18:40,580 --> 01:18:42,090
NO, SIR, I DID NOT.
1966
01:18:42,080 --> 01:18:43,580
HOW DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT THAT STRIPPER?
1967
01:18:43,580 --> 01:18:45,080
UP HERE, FLOYD,
1968
01:18:45,080 --> 01:18:47,080
BAD NEWS TRAVELS FAST.
1969
01:18:47,080 --> 01:18:49,580
NOW, FLOYD,
YOU WANT TO BE SENATOR.
1970
01:18:49,590 --> 01:18:52,600
THERE'S ONE THING
YOU MUST DO TO BE SENATOR.
1971
01:18:52,590 --> 01:18:55,590
YOU MUST APPEAR ON
THE WALLY SPARKS SHOW.
1972
01:18:55,590 --> 01:18:58,590
NO! HE'S AN
OBNOXIOUS BUFFOON.
1973
01:18:58,600 --> 01:19:00,600
SHUT UP,
AND YOU LISTEN
1974
01:19:00,600 --> 01:19:02,610
TO YOUR GREAT-
GREAT-GRANDDADDY.
1975
01:19:02,600 --> 01:19:04,600
I WANT YOU TO PRAY,
FLOYD.
1976
01:19:04,600 --> 01:19:06,100
PRAY. PRAY?
1977
01:19:06,100 --> 01:19:08,100
NO PEEKING.
1978
01:19:08,110 --> 01:19:10,610
REPEAT AFTER ME.
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE...
1979
01:19:10,610 --> 01:19:11,620
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE...
1980
01:19:11,610 --> 01:19:12,610
TO THE FLAG...
1981
01:19:12,610 --> 01:19:14,110
TO THE FLAG OF
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
1982
01:19:14,110 --> 01:19:15,110
[TOILET FLUSHES]
1983
01:19:15,110 --> 01:19:17,110
AND TO THE REPUBLIC
FOR WHICH IT STANDS,
1984
01:19:17,110 --> 01:19:18,610
ONE NATION, UNDER GOD,
INDIVISIBLE,
1985
01:19:18,620 --> 01:19:20,620
WITH LIBERTY
AND JUSTICE FOR ALL.
1986
01:19:20,620 --> 01:19:22,630
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE
TO THE FLAG
1987
01:19:22,620 --> 01:19:24,120
OF THE UNITED STATES
OF AMERICA,
1988
01:19:24,120 --> 01:19:26,120
AND TO THE REPUBLIC...
FLOYD?
1989
01:19:26,120 --> 01:19:27,120
FLOYD, DARLING?
1990
01:19:27,620 --> 01:19:28,620
FLOYD, YOU'RE BEING
PATRIOTIC
1991
01:19:29,130 --> 01:19:30,630
IN YOUR SLEEP AGAIN.
1992
01:19:30,630 --> 01:19:31,640
I'M SORRY.
1993
01:19:31,630 --> 01:19:33,630
EMILY, YOU'LL NEVER GUESS
WHO WAS HERE.
1994
01:19:33,630 --> 01:19:35,130
GREAT-GREAT-GRANDDADDY.
1995
01:19:35,130 --> 01:19:37,130
OH, FLOYD, DON'T TALK CRAZY.
YOU WERE DREAMING.
1996
01:19:37,130 --> 01:19:38,630
I'M NOT TALKING CRAZY.
1997
01:19:38,640 --> 01:19:40,140
GREAT-GREAT-GRANDDADDY
WAS HERE.
1998
01:19:40,140 --> 01:19:42,150
IF I SAY HE WAS HERE,
HE WAS HERE.
1999
01:19:42,140 --> 01:19:44,000
PLEASE PLACE YOUR
NAPKIN IN YOUR LAP.
2000
01:19:44,010 --> 01:19:45,520
WHY? I'M NOT GOING
TO SPILL NOTHING.
2001
01:19:45,510 --> 01:19:47,010
DO WHAT YOUR MOTHER--
2002
01:19:47,010 --> 01:19:48,510
EXCUSE ME, PLEASE.
MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION?
2003
01:19:48,510 --> 01:19:51,010
THERE'S SOMETHING
I HAVE TO SAY.
2004
01:19:51,010 --> 01:19:53,010
YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE
THE LATEST POLLS.
2005
01:19:53,020 --> 01:19:55,530
WALLY SPARKS
IS SAVING OUR HIDE.
2006
01:19:55,520 --> 01:19:56,520
ESPECIALLY SINCE
2007
01:19:56,520 --> 01:19:59,020
YOU FINALLY DECIDED
TO DO HIS SHOW.
2008
01:19:59,020 --> 01:20:00,020
OH, DEAR.
2009
01:20:00,020 --> 01:20:02,020
YOU'RE GOING TO BE
ON WALLY'S SHOW?!
2010
01:20:02,030 --> 01:20:03,030
AWESOME!
2011
01:20:03,030 --> 01:20:05,040
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED
TO TELL US, DEAR?
2012
01:20:05,030 --> 01:20:06,030
AAH!
2013
01:20:06,030 --> 01:20:07,660
YOU LYING,
2014
01:20:07,660 --> 01:20:09,660
CONNIVING, SON OF A--
2015
01:20:09,670 --> 01:20:11,170
SPARKS, YOU POLTROON!
2016
01:20:11,170 --> 01:20:13,180
YOU ANNOUNCE IT
IN THE PAPER.
2017
01:20:13,170 --> 01:20:14,670
SO IF I DON'T DO IT,
2018
01:20:14,670 --> 01:20:16,170
IT LOOKS LIKE I'M AFRAID
TO FACE YOU ON THE AIR.
2019
01:20:16,670 --> 01:20:19,170
WELL, YOU MAY HAVE BACKED ME
INTO A CORNER THIS TIME,
2020
01:20:19,180 --> 01:20:20,680
BUT LET ME
TELL YOU SOMETHING.
2021
01:20:20,680 --> 01:20:23,190
THE SECOND THIS SHOW
IS OVER,
2022
01:20:23,180 --> 01:20:26,680
YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE
3-RING CIRCUS ARE HISTORY!
2023
01:20:26,680 --> 01:20:30,180
HEY, DOESN'T ANYBODY
EVER KNOCK AROUND HERE?
2024
01:20:30,190 --> 01:20:32,700
[WHINNIES]
2025
01:20:32,690 --> 01:20:34,690
Preston: WELL,
THAT'S IT, RANDAL.
2026
01:20:34,690 --> 01:20:35,690
I FEEL TRAPPED.
2027
01:20:35,690 --> 01:20:37,190
ON THE ONE HAND,
THE BOYS AT THE LAB
2028
01:20:37,190 --> 01:20:38,690
TELL ME THOSE
PICTURES ARE REAL.
2029
01:20:38,700 --> 01:20:40,200
THERE'S NO HINT OF DOCTORING
ON THOSE PHOTOS.
2030
01:20:40,700 --> 01:20:43,710
SO IF I CHALLENGE THESE
PEOPLE, WHOEVER THEY ARE,
2031
01:20:43,700 --> 01:20:45,200
MY FAMILY MIGHT BE
MORE HUMILIATED
2032
01:20:45,200 --> 01:20:46,700
THAN THEY ALREADY
HAVE BEEN.
2033
01:20:47,200 --> 01:20:48,700
ON THE OTHER HAND,
IF I BACK OUT,
2034
01:20:48,710 --> 01:20:52,220
THOSE PEOPLE ARE JUST
GOING TO WALK ALL OVER ME.
2035
01:20:52,210 --> 01:20:53,210
AND WORSE,
2036
01:20:53,210 --> 01:20:55,710
BACKING OUT MIGHT LOOK LIKE
AN ADMISSION OF GUILT.
2037
01:20:55,710 --> 01:20:56,710
DAMN!
2038
01:20:56,710 --> 01:20:58,710
FLOYD, THE ELECTION
IS NEXT TUESDAY.
2039
01:20:58,720 --> 01:21:00,720
NOW, BY THE TIME YOU CAN
PROVE YOUR INNOCENCE,
2040
01:21:00,720 --> 01:21:02,230
YOU'LL ALREADY
HAVE LOST IT.
2041
01:21:02,220 --> 01:21:04,220
AND IF YOU CAN'T
PROVE YOUR INNOCENCE,
2042
01:21:04,220 --> 01:21:07,220
YOU MIGHT EVEN LOSE
YOUR GOVERNOR'S POSITION.
2043
01:21:08,230 --> 01:21:09,730
BACK OUT.
2044
01:21:09,730 --> 01:21:11,740
DON'T YOU THINK
I'LL SEEM WEAK
2045
01:21:11,730 --> 01:21:13,230
IF I DON'T FIGHT
ALL THIS?
2046
01:21:13,230 --> 01:21:14,730
NOT AT ALL.
2047
01:21:14,730 --> 01:21:16,730
I'D DO THE SAME THING
IF I WERE IN YOUR POSITION.
2048
01:21:16,730 --> 01:21:18,730
YOU HAVE TO DO
WHAT'S BEST
2049
01:21:18,740 --> 01:21:20,240
FOR EMILY AND THE CHILDREN.
2050
01:21:20,240 --> 01:21:22,750
YOU JUST GAVE ME THE SAME
ANSWER THAT I ARRIVED AT.
2051
01:21:22,740 --> 01:21:25,240
I DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR IT
FROM EITHER OF US.
2052
01:21:25,240 --> 01:21:27,240
THANK YOU, RANDAL.
2053
01:21:27,240 --> 01:21:29,240
WHEN WILL YOU DO IT?
2054
01:21:29,250 --> 01:21:30,750
WELL...
2055
01:21:30,750 --> 01:21:32,760
HA HA HA!
2056
01:21:32,750 --> 01:21:35,250
I THOUGHT
I'D DO IT TONIGHT...
2057
01:21:37,250 --> 01:21:39,250
ON THE SPARKS SHOW.
2058
01:21:39,760 --> 01:21:43,270
Wally: WHY DON'T THE GOVERNOR
JUST TELL THE TRUTH?
2059
01:21:43,760 --> 01:21:45,260
IF HE'S INNOCENT,
THE PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE HIM.
2060
01:21:45,260 --> 01:21:46,760
BECAUSE HE DOESN'T
WANT THIS PHOTO
2061
01:21:47,260 --> 01:21:48,760
PLASTERED ALL OVER EVERY
NEWSPAPER IN THE COUNTRY,
2062
01:21:48,770 --> 01:21:49,770
THAT'S WHY.
2063
01:21:49,770 --> 01:21:50,770
LET US HELP YOU.
2064
01:21:51,270 --> 01:21:52,280
WE'LL FIND OUT
WHO THE CHICK IS,
2065
01:21:52,270 --> 01:21:53,270
AND WE'LL PUT HER
ON THE SHOW.
2066
01:21:53,270 --> 01:21:56,270
NO. THE GOVERNOR WANTS
THIS AFFAIR TO GO AWAY
2067
01:21:56,270 --> 01:21:57,770
AS QUIETLY AS POSSIBLE.
2068
01:21:57,770 --> 01:21:59,270
OH, SO SOMEONE ELSE
CAN SET HIM UP
2069
01:21:59,280 --> 01:22:00,780
AND BLACKMAIL HIM
ALL OVER AGAIN.
2070
01:22:00,780 --> 01:22:03,790
PLEASE, JUST LET THE GOVERNOR
MAKE HIS STATEMENT.
2071
01:22:03,780 --> 01:22:05,780
SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT THE STRIPPER,
2072
01:22:05,780 --> 01:22:07,780
AND HE WALKS.
2073
01:22:09,290 --> 01:22:11,290
OH, HARVEY,
2074
01:22:11,290 --> 01:22:14,300
NOW, YOU DON'T REALLY
MEAN THAT, DO YOU?
2075
01:22:14,290 --> 01:22:16,290
YES, I DO.
2076
01:22:17,790 --> 01:22:19,290
YOU GOT IT?
2077
01:22:19,800 --> 01:22:20,800
GOT IT.
2078
01:22:23,800 --> 01:22:25,800
SHE LOOKS FAMILIAR.
2079
01:22:25,800 --> 01:22:27,800
THEY ALL LOOK
FAMILIAR TO YOU, HON.
2080
01:22:27,800 --> 01:22:29,800
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
2081
01:22:29,810 --> 01:22:31,820
Wally: OH, MILLER.
2082
01:22:31,810 --> 01:22:34,310
WELL, WHAT
A PLEASANT SURPRISE.
2083
01:22:34,310 --> 01:22:36,810
I CAME TO OFFER
MY CONGRATULATIONS.
2084
01:22:36,810 --> 01:22:38,310
YOU WON, SPARKS.
2085
01:22:38,320 --> 01:22:41,320
I DIDN'T THINK
YOU COULD DO IT.
2086
01:22:41,320 --> 01:22:44,330
AND MR. SPENCER WANTED ME
TO COME PERSONALLY
2087
01:22:44,320 --> 01:22:46,820
AND HAND YOU
YOUR NEW CONTRACTS.
2088
01:22:46,820 --> 01:22:49,820
I'M AFRAID YOU'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO PICK THEM UP,
2089
01:22:49,830 --> 01:22:50,830
YOU KNOW.
2090
01:22:50,830 --> 01:22:52,340
OH, RIGHT, I FORGOT.
2091
01:22:52,330 --> 01:22:53,830
YOU CAN'T WALK.
2092
01:22:53,830 --> 01:22:54,830
RIGHT.
2093
01:22:54,830 --> 01:22:57,330
SO HOW LONG DO THE DOCTORS
THINK IT'LL TAKE?
2094
01:22:57,330 --> 01:23:00,330
OH, A FEW WEEKS,
A FEW MONTHS.
2095
01:23:00,340 --> 01:23:01,340
A YEAR.
2096
01:23:01,340 --> 01:23:02,850
A FEW YEARS.
2097
01:23:02,840 --> 01:23:04,340
WOW, LOOK AT THAT CHICK.
WHAT AN ASS.
2098
01:23:04,340 --> 01:23:05,840
OOH, WHERE, WHERE?
2099
01:23:05,840 --> 01:23:07,340
AHA, I GOT YOU!
2100
01:23:07,340 --> 01:23:08,840
I KNEW YOU WERE
FAKING IT.
2101
01:23:08,850 --> 01:23:11,860
I CAUGHT YOU.
I CAUGHT YOU!
2102
01:23:11,850 --> 01:23:12,850
OHH-HOO, YEAH!
2103
01:23:12,850 --> 01:23:15,350
HALLELUJAH!
PRAISE THE LORD!
2104
01:23:15,350 --> 01:23:16,350
YOU CAN
WALK AGAIN!
2105
01:23:16,350 --> 01:23:17,850
HEY, I CAN WALK!
IT'S A MIRACLE!
2106
01:23:17,850 --> 01:23:19,350
NO, NO, NO, NO!
THIS IS NO MIRACLE.
2107
01:23:19,860 --> 01:23:20,860
YOU ARE A FAKE,
2108
01:23:20,860 --> 01:23:22,370
A PHONY.
YOU ARE A CHARLATAN!
2109
01:23:22,360 --> 01:23:24,360
ALL RIGHT, MILLER,
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
2110
01:23:24,360 --> 01:23:25,860
WHAT DO I WANT?
2111
01:23:25,860 --> 01:23:27,860
I WANT YOUR HEAD
ON A STICK.
2112
01:23:27,860 --> 01:23:29,860
I WANT YOUR NECK IN A NOOSE.
2113
01:23:30,370 --> 01:23:32,380
HEY, YOU'RE TRYING TO
MAKE UP WITH ME, HUH?
2114
01:23:32,370 --> 01:23:34,370
I WANT TO SEE
THAT YOU NEVER WORK
2115
01:23:34,370 --> 01:23:36,370
IN BROADCASTING
EVER AGAIN!
2116
01:23:37,870 --> 01:23:38,870
AH, MISS PRESTON.
2117
01:23:38,880 --> 01:23:39,880
YOU'VE BEEN HAD.
2118
01:23:39,880 --> 01:23:41,380
THEY'VE BEEN
DECEIVING YOUR FAMILY
2119
01:23:41,880 --> 01:23:43,380
THE WHOLE TIME.
2120
01:23:43,380 --> 01:23:44,880
HE WAS NEVER HURT.
2121
01:23:44,880 --> 01:23:46,880
IS IT TRUE? DID YOU KNOW
HE WAS FAKING IT?
2122
01:23:46,880 --> 01:23:47,880
LOOK, PRISCILLA,
I'M SORRY.
2123
01:23:48,390 --> 01:23:49,890
OH, DADDY WAS RIGHT.
2124
01:23:49,890 --> 01:23:51,390
THANKS A LOT, DAD.
2125
01:23:51,390 --> 01:23:52,900
DEAN.
2126
01:23:52,890 --> 01:23:54,390
AH.
2127
01:23:54,390 --> 01:23:56,890
I GUESS NOW
IS THE PERFECT TIME
2128
01:23:56,890 --> 01:23:59,390
FOR ME TO CALL
MR. SPENCER
2129
01:23:59,400 --> 01:24:02,410
AND PUT AN END TO
YOUR SLEAZY CAREER, HUH?
2130
01:24:02,400 --> 01:24:03,900
YOU AIN'T GOING ANYWHERE,
PRETTY BOY.
2131
01:24:03,900 --> 01:24:05,900
YOU AIN'T EVEN
PRETTY ANYMORE.
2132
01:24:05,900 --> 01:24:06,900
Robby:
REMEMBER ME?
2133
01:24:06,900 --> 01:24:07,900
HEY, THAT'S
MY WALLET!
2134
01:24:07,900 --> 01:24:08,900
Wally:
GRAB HIM.
2135
01:24:09,410 --> 01:24:14,920
♪ WHY DO WE STAND
ON THE ROSES? ♪
2136
01:24:14,910 --> 01:24:17,910
YOO-HOO, MR. SPARKS?
2137
01:24:17,910 --> 01:24:19,910
YO, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
2138
01:24:19,920 --> 01:24:21,930
OH, THERE'S
A PHONE CALL
2139
01:24:21,920 --> 01:24:23,420
FOR MR. SPARKS
ON LINE 2.
2140
01:24:23,420 --> 01:24:24,420
Miller:
SOMEBODY HELP ME!
2141
01:24:24,420 --> 01:24:25,920
IS EVERYTHING
ALL RIGHT IN THERE?
2142
01:24:25,920 --> 01:24:28,420
YEAH. WALLY IS JUST HAVING
HIS PHYSICAL THERAPY.
2143
01:24:28,430 --> 01:24:30,930
OH. IS THERE ANYTHING
I CAN DO TO HELP?
2144
01:24:31,430 --> 01:24:31,940
UM...
2145
01:24:32,430 --> 01:24:33,930
ROBBY, LOOK WHO'S HERE.
2146
01:24:33,930 --> 01:24:34,930
MOM!
2147
01:24:34,930 --> 01:24:36,430
Miller: HELP!
2148
01:24:36,430 --> 01:24:37,430
WALLY WANTS YOU
TO ROAST HIM A TURKEY.
2149
01:24:37,430 --> 01:24:38,930
A WHOLE TURKEY?
2150
01:24:38,940 --> 01:24:40,940
NO, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO
GET WAY WITH IT THIS TIME.
2151
01:24:40,940 --> 01:24:42,450
I'M WARNING YOU, SPARKS.
I'M WARN--
2152
01:24:42,440 --> 01:24:45,440
THAT'S THE ONLY WAY
TO SHUT HIM UP.
2153
01:24:45,440 --> 01:24:46,440
I KNOW HER.
2154
01:24:46,440 --> 01:24:47,940
SHE'S SO
FAMILIAR TO ME.
2155
01:24:47,940 --> 01:24:49,440
I JUST CAN'T
PLACE HER.
2156
01:24:49,450 --> 01:24:50,950
I KNEW IT.
I KNEW I KNEW HER.
2157
01:24:50,950 --> 01:24:51,960
NOW I KNOW WHERE
I KNOW HER FROM.
2158
01:24:51,950 --> 01:24:52,950
WHERE DO YOU
KNOW HER FROM?
2159
01:24:52,950 --> 01:24:53,950
WALLY?
2160
01:24:53,950 --> 01:24:54,950
I'M BUSY NOW.
2161
01:24:54,950 --> 01:24:56,450
WHERE DO YOU
KNOW HER FROM?
2162
01:24:56,450 --> 01:24:57,450
IT'S HER!
2163
01:24:57,950 --> 01:25:00,450
SHE WANTS TO MEET
WITH WALLY ALONE.
2164
01:25:17,470 --> 01:25:19,470
Wally: OH, IT'S YOU.
2165
01:25:19,480 --> 01:25:21,480
I THOUGHT YOU DON'T
BELIEVE IN CASUAL SEX.
2166
01:25:21,480 --> 01:25:24,490
I NEVER HAD SEX
WITH THE GOVERNOR.
2167
01:25:24,480 --> 01:25:25,980
HE WAS SET UP.
2168
01:25:25,980 --> 01:25:27,480
THEY SLIPPED HIM
A MICKEY,
2169
01:25:27,480 --> 01:25:29,980
AND WHILE
HE WAS UNCONSCIOUS,
2170
01:25:29,990 --> 01:25:32,000
I TOOK OFF MY CLOTHES,
2171
01:25:31,990 --> 01:25:34,490
AND I POSED FOR
THOSE PICTURES WITH HIM.
2172
01:25:34,990 --> 01:25:37,490
THEN WHY ARE YOU
SAYING IT NOW?
2173
01:25:37,490 --> 01:25:40,490
BECAUSE I CAN'T LIVE
WITH THE GUILT.
2174
01:25:40,500 --> 01:25:41,500
I TOLD YOU
2175
01:25:41,500 --> 01:25:43,510
I'M AN ACTRESS,
MR. SPARKS.
2176
01:25:44,000 --> 01:25:45,500
BUT I DON'T WANT
TO BECOME FAMOUS
2177
01:25:46,000 --> 01:25:48,000
FOR RUINING THE LIVES
OF AN INNOCENT MAN
2178
01:25:48,000 --> 01:25:49,500
AND HIS FAMILY.
2179
01:25:49,510 --> 01:25:51,010
I WANT TO DO
WHOLESOME PROJECTS,
2180
01:25:51,510 --> 01:25:52,520
LIKE DISNEY MOVIES.
2181
01:25:52,510 --> 01:25:54,510
WELL, HOW COME
YOU WANT TO SEE ME?
2182
01:25:54,510 --> 01:25:58,010
BECAUSE I WANT TO GO ON
YOUR SHOW TONIGHT,
2183
01:25:58,010 --> 01:26:00,510
AND I WANT TO TELL
THE TRUTH.
2184
01:26:00,520 --> 01:26:02,030
I WANT TO DO
THE RIGHT THING,
2185
01:26:02,020 --> 01:26:03,520
AND I WANT TO CLEAR
THE GOVERNOR'S NAME
2186
01:26:03,520 --> 01:26:05,020
IN FRONT OF
THE WHOLE COUNTRY.
2187
01:26:05,520 --> 01:26:06,520
[WALLY'S THEME MUSIC PLAYS]
2188
01:26:06,520 --> 01:26:08,890
3, 2, 1.
2189
01:26:08,890 --> 01:26:09,890
HIYA, FOLKS.
2190
01:26:09,890 --> 01:26:11,890
TONIGHT
YOU'RE GOING TO SEE
2191
01:26:11,900 --> 01:26:13,400
A DIFFERENT KIND OF
WALLY SPARKS SHOW.
2192
01:26:13,900 --> 01:26:15,410
A MUCH MORE
SERIOUS APPROACH.
2193
01:26:15,900 --> 01:26:17,400
AND I WANT TO START OFF
2194
01:26:17,900 --> 01:26:18,900
WITH MY VERY SPECIAL GUEST,
2195
01:26:19,400 --> 01:26:20,400
GOVERNOR FLOYD PRESTON.
2196
01:26:20,400 --> 01:26:23,900
[DIXIE PLAYS]
2197
01:26:23,910 --> 01:26:25,920
AH, GOVERNOR, IT'S GREAT
TO FINALLY HAVE YOU
2198
01:26:25,910 --> 01:26:26,910
ON MY SHOW, YOU KNOW?
2199
01:26:27,410 --> 01:26:29,910
AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T HAVE
TO TRAVEL TOO FAR TO GET HERE.
2200
01:26:29,910 --> 01:26:30,910
THAT'S TRUE.
2201
01:26:30,910 --> 01:26:32,410
ALTHOUGH THE TRAFFIC
WAS A LITTLE ROUGH
2202
01:26:32,920 --> 01:26:34,420
COMING THROUGH
THE KITCHEN.
2203
01:26:34,420 --> 01:26:36,430
[WHISPERS] Priscilla,
listen, we need to talk.
2204
01:26:36,420 --> 01:26:37,920
OK, you don't understand.
2205
01:26:37,920 --> 01:26:39,420
You lied to me.
2206
01:26:39,420 --> 01:26:41,920
I should tell my father
and stop this show.
2207
01:26:41,930 --> 01:26:42,930
UH, MR. SPARKS,
2208
01:26:43,430 --> 01:26:45,440
I'D LIKE TO SAY
A FEW WORDS.
2209
01:26:45,930 --> 01:26:47,430
Miller: STOP THE SHOW!
2210
01:26:47,430 --> 01:26:49,930
HE'S A FAKE! HE'S A PHONY!
2211
01:26:50,430 --> 01:26:51,930
HE'S A CHARLATAN!
2212
01:26:51,940 --> 01:26:52,940
GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME!
2213
01:26:53,440 --> 01:26:54,440
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
2214
01:26:54,440 --> 01:26:55,450
LISTEN TO ME!
2215
01:26:55,440 --> 01:26:57,940
I'M A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON!
2216
01:26:57,940 --> 01:26:59,440
[WHISPERING]
Stretch. Stretch it out.
2217
01:26:59,440 --> 01:27:01,940
UH, ONE OF THE GOVERNOR'S
OPPONENTS.
2218
01:27:01,950 --> 01:27:03,950
THEY'LL STOOP TO ANYTHING
TO TRY AND STOP HIM.
2219
01:27:03,950 --> 01:27:05,960
LIKE CALLING HIM
A PHONY, A FAKE.
2220
01:27:05,950 --> 01:27:07,950
THEY EVEN CLAIM
HE DYES HIS HAIR.
2221
01:27:07,950 --> 01:27:10,450
LIES! I'VE TAKEN A SHOWER
WITH THE GOVERNOR,
2222
01:27:10,450 --> 01:27:12,450
AND BELIEVE ME, THAT'S
HIS NATURAL HAIR COLOR.
2223
01:27:12,460 --> 01:27:13,960
AND BY THE WAY,
GOVERNOR,
2224
01:27:14,460 --> 01:27:17,470
YOU'RE QUITE A GUY,
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
2225
01:27:17,960 --> 01:27:19,960
WHY, HE COULD ENTER
A 3-LEGGED RACE BY HIMSELF.
2226
01:27:19,960 --> 01:27:23,460
WHY DO YOU THINK HIS WIFE
IS ALWAYS SMILING?
2227
01:27:24,470 --> 01:27:25,480
Wally: SO, FOLKS,
2228
01:27:25,970 --> 01:27:27,470
VOTE FOR GOVERNOR
FLOYD PRESTON.
2229
01:27:27,470 --> 01:27:28,970
THINK BIG.
2230
01:27:28,970 --> 01:27:29,970
MR. SPARKS.
2231
01:27:29,970 --> 01:27:31,470
THERE'S SOMETHING
VERY IMPORTANT--
2232
01:27:31,980 --> 01:27:33,480
HOLD THAT THOUGHT
FOR ONE MOMENT, OK?
2233
01:27:33,480 --> 01:27:35,490
'CAUSE RIGHT NOW
I'D LIKE TO BRING ON
2234
01:27:35,480 --> 01:27:36,980
A SPECIAL MYSTERY GUEST
2235
01:27:36,980 --> 01:27:39,980
WHO'S ABOUT TO BECOME
THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON
2236
01:27:39,980 --> 01:27:40,980
IN YOUR LIFE.
2237
01:27:40,980 --> 01:27:42,480
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
2238
01:27:42,490 --> 01:27:44,990
GOVERNOR PRESTON WAS
JUST ABOUT TO ANNOUNCE
2239
01:27:44,990 --> 01:27:47,000
HE'S GOING TO BACK OUT
OF THE ELECTION...
2240
01:27:47,490 --> 01:27:48,490
OH, NO.
2241
01:27:48,490 --> 01:27:49,990
BECAUSE
HE'S MIXED UP
2242
01:27:49,990 --> 01:27:52,490
IN A DISGUSTING
SEX SCANDAL.
2243
01:27:52,500 --> 01:27:53,500
OH.
2244
01:27:53,500 --> 01:27:54,500
[GASPS]
2245
01:27:54,500 --> 01:27:55,510
AND HERE SHE IS
2246
01:27:56,000 --> 01:27:57,500
TO TELL HER SIDE
OF THE STORY.
2247
01:27:57,500 --> 01:28:01,500
THE WOMAN IN QUESTION--
LOLA LARUE!
2248
01:28:01,500 --> 01:28:05,000
[JAZZY MUSIC PLAYS]
2249
01:28:09,010 --> 01:28:10,010
ALL RIGHT, LOLA.
2250
01:28:10,010 --> 01:28:12,010
NOW YOU GO AHEAD
AND TELL OUR VIEWERS
2251
01:28:12,520 --> 01:28:14,020
THE SAME INCREDIBLE STORY
YOU TOLD ME.
2252
01:28:14,020 --> 01:28:17,530
WELL, I FIRST MET
GOVERNOR PRESTON
2253
01:28:17,520 --> 01:28:20,020
IN SAVANNAH
AT A CAMPAIGN RALLY.
2254
01:28:20,020 --> 01:28:21,520
AND THAT NIGHT,
2255
01:28:21,520 --> 01:28:24,020
HE GOT ME DRUNK AND
SEXUALLY MOLESTED ME
2256
01:28:24,030 --> 01:28:25,540
AT THE FUZZY PEACH
MOTEL.
2257
01:28:26,030 --> 01:28:27,530
GOVERNOR, WHAT DID
I TELL YOU, HUH?
2258
01:28:28,030 --> 01:28:29,030
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
2259
01:28:29,030 --> 01:28:30,530
THAT'S A LIE!
2260
01:28:30,530 --> 01:28:33,030
EMILY, I'VE NEVER SEEN
THIS WOMAN BEFORE
2261
01:28:33,040 --> 01:28:34,040
IN MY LIFE.
2262
01:28:34,040 --> 01:28:35,040
SHE'S BLACKMAILING ME!
2263
01:28:35,040 --> 01:28:36,550
Governor:
BABY DOLL, WAIT!
2264
01:28:36,540 --> 01:28:38,040
IF YOU HAD SEX
WITH THE GOVERNOR,
2265
01:28:38,540 --> 01:28:39,540
YOU SAW HIM NAKED,
RIGHT?
2266
01:28:40,040 --> 01:28:40,540
TOTALLY.
2267
01:28:41,040 --> 01:28:42,540
COMPLETELY.
2268
01:28:42,550 --> 01:28:44,050
BUCK.
2269
01:28:44,050 --> 01:28:45,560
Wally:
WELL, TELL ME THIS--
2270
01:28:45,550 --> 01:28:47,550
DOES THE GOVERNOR HAVE
ANY DISTINGUISHING MARKS
2271
01:28:47,550 --> 01:28:49,050
ON HIS BODY?
2272
01:28:49,550 --> 01:28:50,550
A BIRTHMARK
2273
01:28:50,550 --> 01:28:52,050
SHAPED LIKE
THE STATE OF FLORIDA
2274
01:28:52,060 --> 01:28:54,060
ON HIS LEFT
BUTT CHEEK.
2275
01:28:54,060 --> 01:28:56,570
HO HO, REALLY?
HA HA HA HA.
2276
01:28:59,560 --> 01:29:02,060
OK, LUCKY GUESS.
2277
01:29:02,070 --> 01:29:04,070
SHOW 'EM.
2278
01:29:04,570 --> 01:29:05,580
GO ON, GOVERNOR.
2279
01:29:06,070 --> 01:29:07,070
SHOW 'EM.
2280
01:29:07,570 --> 01:29:08,570
[MUTTERING]
2281
01:29:08,570 --> 01:29:09,570
[WHISPERING] Cut.
We're going to commercial.
2282
01:29:10,070 --> 01:29:11,070
YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
2283
01:29:11,570 --> 01:29:12,070
STAY TUNED, FOLKS...
2284
01:29:12,580 --> 01:29:14,080
YOU'RE STUPID!
2285
01:29:14,210 --> 01:29:15,710
THAT DOES IT!
2286
01:29:16,210 --> 01:29:17,710
Director:
AND WE'RE CLEAR.
2287
01:29:17,710 --> 01:29:19,210
CROWD, SETTLE,
SETTLE, SETTLE.
2288
01:29:19,220 --> 01:29:20,220
COME ON.
2289
01:29:20,220 --> 01:29:21,220
Floor Manager:
MAKEUP!
2290
01:29:21,220 --> 01:29:22,730
Director:
ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
2291
01:29:22,720 --> 01:29:24,720
WE NEED THE MAKEUP MAN
TO GET RID OF THE SHINE.
2292
01:29:24,720 --> 01:29:26,720
Governor: I CAN OVERLOOK
TAKING OVER THE BEDROOM
2293
01:29:26,720 --> 01:29:29,220
AND THIS CAMERA CREW
AND THE DOG FOOD!
2294
01:29:29,230 --> 01:29:31,230
BUT HOW COULD YOU
DO THIS TO ME?!
2295
01:29:31,230 --> 01:29:32,740
I WAS JUST TRYING
TO HELP YOU.
2296
01:29:32,730 --> 01:29:34,730
HELP ME? YOU'RE
BURYING ME OUT THERE!
2297
01:29:34,730 --> 01:29:36,230
AW, COME BACK ON.
2298
01:29:36,230 --> 01:29:37,730
I PROMISE
I'LL FIX EVERYTHING.
2299
01:29:37,730 --> 01:29:39,730
EXCUSE ME, 90 SECONDS,
AND WE'RE BACK ON THE AIR.
2300
01:29:39,740 --> 01:29:41,740
NO. NO WAY I'M GOING
BACK OUT THERE.
2301
01:29:41,740 --> 01:29:43,250
YOU GOT TO COME BACK ON.
2302
01:29:43,740 --> 01:29:45,740
IF YOU DON'T, YOU'LL LOOK
WORSE THAN YOU LOOK NOW.
2303
01:29:45,740 --> 01:29:47,240
HARVEY, HELP ME,
HELP ME.
2304
01:29:47,240 --> 01:29:48,740
WHAT SHALL I DO?
2305
01:29:48,750 --> 01:29:50,750
WELL, I THINK
YOU SHOULD--
2306
01:29:50,750 --> 01:29:52,760
I DON'T KNOW.
2307
01:29:52,750 --> 01:29:54,250
[CRYING]
2308
01:29:54,250 --> 01:29:55,750
WE'LL MISS--
2309
01:29:55,750 --> 01:29:57,750
FLOYD, ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT?
2310
01:29:58,760 --> 01:30:00,260
I'M RUINED.
2311
01:30:00,260 --> 01:30:02,270
EMILY THINKS
I BETRAYED HER.
2312
01:30:02,260 --> 01:30:03,760
IT'S ALL
SPARKS' FAULT.
2313
01:30:03,760 --> 01:30:05,260
GOVERNOR, YOU GOT
TO LISTEN TO ME.
2314
01:30:05,260 --> 01:30:06,260
TRUST ME, WILL YOU?
2315
01:30:06,760 --> 01:30:07,260
TRUST YOU?
2316
01:30:07,760 --> 01:30:08,760
TRUST YOU?! I--
2317
01:30:08,770 --> 01:30:11,270
NOW, NOW,
DON'T WORRY, FLOYD.
2318
01:30:11,270 --> 01:30:14,280
I'LL SEE THAT
HE HANGS FOR THIS.
2319
01:30:14,270 --> 01:30:17,270
OK, 60 SECONDS.
IT'S NOW OR NEVER.
2320
01:30:17,270 --> 01:30:18,770
ALL RIGHT,
GOVERNOR,
2321
01:30:18,780 --> 01:30:21,280
WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE?
2322
01:30:21,280 --> 01:30:23,790
LEAVE ME ALONE.
2323
01:30:40,300 --> 01:30:41,800
I'M DONE.
2324
01:30:41,800 --> 01:30:43,310
LET'S GO. COME ON.
2325
01:30:58,820 --> 01:31:00,320
DAD?
2326
01:31:15,830 --> 01:31:19,330
DADDY...THIS IS
ALL MY FAULT.
2327
01:31:20,840 --> 01:31:24,350
SON, YOU DIDN'T
DO ANYTHING.
2328
01:31:24,340 --> 01:31:25,840
YES, I DID.
2329
01:31:28,340 --> 01:31:30,840
I SENT THE INVITATION
TO WALLY.
2330
01:31:34,850 --> 01:31:36,350
I DID IT...
2331
01:31:36,850 --> 01:31:40,850
BECAUSE I WANTED
TO GET EVEN WITH YOU.
2332
01:31:40,860 --> 01:31:43,370
I WANTED YOU TO STOP
BEING THE GOVERNOR
2333
01:31:43,360 --> 01:31:47,360
AND JUST GO BACK TO BEING
MY DAD LIKE YOU USED TO.
2334
01:31:53,370 --> 01:31:54,370
ROBERT...
2335
01:31:56,370 --> 01:31:58,370
I'M NOT GONNA CALL
YOU ROBBY ANYMORE,
2336
01:31:58,370 --> 01:32:00,870
'CAUSE THAT'S
A LITTLE BOY'S NAME.
2337
01:32:00,880 --> 01:32:02,890
YOU'RE
A YOUNG MAN NOW.
2338
01:32:03,380 --> 01:32:04,880
IT TOOK A LOT
OF COURAGE
2339
01:32:04,880 --> 01:32:07,380
TO JUST SAY
WHAT YOU DID.
2340
01:32:07,380 --> 01:32:09,880
I'LL TELL YOU
SOMETHING.
2341
01:32:11,890 --> 01:32:14,900
BEING YOUR DADDY'S
THE BEST JOB I EVER HAD.
2342
01:32:14,890 --> 01:32:17,390
AND THANK YOU
FOR REMINDING ME...
2343
01:32:17,390 --> 01:32:21,390
IT'S ALSO THE MOST
IMPORTANT ONE.
2344
01:32:25,900 --> 01:32:26,900
DADDY...
2345
01:32:32,910 --> 01:32:35,020
FOLKS, THE FIRST HALF
OF THE SHOW
2346
01:32:35,030 --> 01:32:36,540
HAS BEEN PRETTY AMAZING,
2347
01:32:36,530 --> 01:32:40,030
AND THE SECOND HALF
IS NO DIFFERENT.
2348
01:32:40,030 --> 01:32:42,030
AND I'M GONNA START
THE SECOND HALF...
2349
01:32:43,040 --> 01:32:44,540
BY TELLING YOU...
2350
01:32:47,540 --> 01:32:49,540
I CAN WALK.
2351
01:32:49,540 --> 01:32:52,040
I'VE BEEN FAKING IT...
2352
01:32:52,040 --> 01:32:54,040
PRETENDING I WAS HURT...
2353
01:32:54,050 --> 01:32:57,060
FOR MY OWN
SELFISH REASONS.
2354
01:32:58,550 --> 01:33:01,550
YOU KNOW, THIS MAY BE
MY LAST SHOW.
2355
01:33:01,550 --> 01:33:04,550
A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK
I SHOULDN'T BE ON TV ANYMORE.
2356
01:33:04,560 --> 01:33:06,070
MAYBE THEY'RE RIGHT.
2357
01:33:06,060 --> 01:33:08,560
I'M ONLY SORRY FOR ALL
THE PAIN AND SUFFERING
2358
01:33:08,560 --> 01:33:10,060
I CAUSED THE GOVERNOR,
2359
01:33:10,060 --> 01:33:13,060
AND HOW I HURT
THIS SWEET, INNOCENT GIRL.
2360
01:33:13,070 --> 01:33:15,570
LOOK AT THAT
VIRGIN SMILE.
2361
01:33:15,570 --> 01:33:17,580
A BABE LOST
IN THE WOODS.
2362
01:33:17,570 --> 01:33:20,070
AND YOU WANTED TO BE
AN ACTRESS, DIDN'T YOU?
2363
01:33:20,070 --> 01:33:21,570
THAT'S RIGHT.
DISNEY MOVIES.
2364
01:33:21,570 --> 01:33:23,570
OH, I'M SURE YOU'D
BE RIGHT AT HOME
2365
01:33:24,080 --> 01:33:25,080
WITH PINOCCHIO.
2366
01:33:25,080 --> 01:33:26,090
[SLIDE WHISTLE]
2367
01:33:26,080 --> 01:33:27,580
WELL, TONIGHT,
YOU'RE IN LUCK, HONEY.
2368
01:33:27,580 --> 01:33:30,080
IT SO HAPPENS WE HAVE
A CLIP OF YOUR ACTING DEBUT.
2369
01:33:30,080 --> 01:33:31,080
ROLL IT, SANDY.
2370
01:33:31,080 --> 01:33:32,080
GO.
2371
01:33:32,080 --> 01:33:34,080
G-AAH! OHH...
2372
01:33:34,090 --> 01:33:37,600
HO! WHERE'D YOU STUDY
ACTING, HONEY, DOWN UNDER?
2373
01:33:37,590 --> 01:33:40,590
SHE GIVES A NEW MEANING
TO METHOD ACTING.
2374
01:33:44,100 --> 01:33:45,100
HEY, WITH THIS ROLE,
2375
01:33:45,600 --> 01:33:47,610
YOUR ACTING CAREER
REALLY GOT A HEAD START.
2376
01:33:47,600 --> 01:33:49,600
BUT WAIT, FOLKS,
THERE'S MORE.
2377
01:33:49,600 --> 01:33:52,100
TV: I NEVER HAD SEX
WITH THE GOVERNOR.
2378
01:33:52,100 --> 01:33:53,600
HE WAS SET UP.
2379
01:33:53,610 --> 01:33:56,120
THEY SLIPPED HIM
A MICKEY,
2380
01:33:56,110 --> 01:33:58,110
AND WHILE HE
WAS UNCONSCIOUS,
2381
01:33:58,110 --> 01:33:59,610
I TOOK OFF
MY CLOTHES,
2382
01:33:59,610 --> 01:34:02,610
AND I POSED FOR THOSE
PICTURES WITH HIM.
2383
01:34:02,620 --> 01:34:05,120
WELL, THANKS
TO MY PRODUCER SANDY,
2384
01:34:05,120 --> 01:34:06,630
AND A HIDDEN VIDEO CAMERA,
2385
01:34:06,620 --> 01:34:09,620
WE HAPPENED TO GET THIS
LITTLE PERFORMANCE ON TAPE.
2386
01:34:09,620 --> 01:34:12,120
BUT WAIT...
THERE'S EVEN MORE.
2387
01:34:14,630 --> 01:34:17,140
YOU SEE, JULIUS, WHAT
LOLA DOESN'T KNOW IS,
2388
01:34:17,130 --> 01:34:19,130
WE FOLLOWED HER
INTO THE WOODS,
2389
01:34:19,130 --> 01:34:21,130
WHERE SHE HAD
A RENDEZVOUS
2390
01:34:21,130 --> 01:34:24,130
WITH THE BIG BAD WOLF
HIMSELF!
2391
01:34:24,140 --> 01:34:26,150
[SWELLING MUSIC]
2392
01:34:30,140 --> 01:34:34,140
Wally: I GUESS WHATEVER
LOLA WANTS, LOLA GETS.
2393
01:34:34,150 --> 01:34:36,160
JUDGE WILLIAMS!
2394
01:34:36,150 --> 01:34:37,650
RANDAL!
2395
01:34:37,650 --> 01:34:40,650
WOW! LOOKS LIKE THE JUDGE
IS BANGING MORE THAN HIS GAVEL.
2396
01:34:40,650 --> 01:34:42,150
THIS IS ABSURD!
I DON'T KNOW THIS TRAMP!
2397
01:34:42,150 --> 01:34:44,650
TRAMP?
SCREW YOU, RANDY!
2398
01:34:44,660 --> 01:34:46,670
I AIN'T TAKIN' THE RAP
FOR THIS ON MY OWN!
2399
01:34:46,660 --> 01:34:48,660
HE KNEW IF GOVERNOR PRESTON
GOT INTO THE SENATE,
2400
01:34:48,660 --> 01:34:51,160
HE'D PREVENT THE DEVELOPMENT
OF THE CIVIL WAR THEME PARK.
2401
01:34:51,160 --> 01:34:52,660
SHE'S INSANE!
DON'T LISTEN TO HER!
2402
01:34:52,670 --> 01:34:55,170
JUDGE HERE SUNK ALL OF HIS MONEY
INTO THE SURROUNDING PROPERTY.
2403
01:34:55,170 --> 01:34:57,180
SAID IT WAS WORTH
A FORTUNE.
2404
01:34:57,170 --> 01:34:59,170
YOU SAID YOU WERE
GONNA SHARE IT WITH ME!
2405
01:34:59,170 --> 01:35:00,170
OH, GO AWAY, LOLA!
2406
01:35:00,670 --> 01:35:02,790
OOH! LOOKS LIKE SHE
MISJUDGED THE JUDGE!
2407
01:35:02,790 --> 01:35:05,290
I'M GONNA FIX
YOU, SPARKS!
2408
01:35:05,290 --> 01:35:06,790
CHARGE!
2409
01:35:06,800 --> 01:35:07,800
HEY, GET YOUR OWN!
2410
01:35:07,800 --> 01:35:09,810
JUST A SLICE.
2411
01:35:09,800 --> 01:35:11,300
Wally: EVERYBODY,
HEAD FOR THE HILLS!
2412
01:35:11,300 --> 01:35:12,300
OH! GET THE CAMERA!
2413
01:35:13,800 --> 01:35:15,800
WHAT'S WRONG?
2414
01:35:15,810 --> 01:35:17,310
HEY, GET OUT
OF THE WAY!
2415
01:35:17,310 --> 01:35:19,320
Williams:
PREPARE TO DIE.
2416
01:35:19,310 --> 01:35:20,810
KEEP MOVING, WALLY!
2417
01:35:20,810 --> 01:35:22,810
TIGHTER.
GET A 2-SHOT!
2418
01:35:22,810 --> 01:35:24,310
AAH! OOH! OOH!
2419
01:35:24,310 --> 01:35:26,810
DAD! WHOA!
2420
01:35:26,820 --> 01:35:28,320
EN GARDE!
2421
01:35:28,320 --> 01:35:30,330
WHOO!
2422
01:35:30,820 --> 01:35:32,320
AAH!
2423
01:35:34,320 --> 01:35:36,320
OH, COME ON!
PAN OUT!
2424
01:35:36,330 --> 01:35:38,330
JUDGE, CAN'T WE
TALK IT OVER?
2425
01:35:38,330 --> 01:35:40,340
WHOA! I SEE
YOUR POINT.
2426
01:35:40,330 --> 01:35:42,330
GET THE WHEELCHAIR! PUT
THE CAMERA IN IT! GO ON.
2427
01:35:47,840 --> 01:35:49,850
FRESH-CUT FLOWERS!
OOH!
2428
01:35:55,850 --> 01:35:56,850
OHHH!
2429
01:36:00,850 --> 01:36:02,350
BUSYBODY!
2430
01:36:02,350 --> 01:36:03,850
KNOW-IT-ALL YANKEE!
2431
01:36:03,850 --> 01:36:05,730
TAKE IT EASY,
JUDGE!
2432
01:36:05,740 --> 01:36:07,250
LOOK OUT!
HE'S NUTS!
2433
01:36:13,750 --> 01:36:16,370
Preston: RANDAL, THAT
IS A PRICELESS ANTIQUE!
2434
01:36:16,370 --> 01:36:17,870
OH, MY GRACIOUS!
2435
01:36:17,870 --> 01:36:18,870
AAH!
AAH!
2436
01:36:20,870 --> 01:36:22,870
OW!
OOH!
2437
01:36:22,870 --> 01:36:23,870
OH!
AAH!
2438
01:36:26,380 --> 01:36:27,880
AHA!
2439
01:36:29,880 --> 01:36:31,380
ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT, SON?
2440
01:36:31,380 --> 01:36:32,880
Sandy: ALEC, GET
THE CAMERA UPSTAIRS!
2441
01:36:38,390 --> 01:36:39,900
HAA! HAA!
2442
01:36:39,890 --> 01:36:42,890
I HAD TUNA FISH
FOR LUNCH!
2443
01:36:42,890 --> 01:36:44,390
WATCH OUT!
2444
01:36:44,890 --> 01:36:46,890
SHE'S GOT A GUN!
2445
01:36:46,900 --> 01:36:49,910
STAY BACK!
I'M WARNING YOU!
2446
01:36:49,900 --> 01:36:51,400
ROBERT, CALL 911.
2447
01:36:51,400 --> 01:36:54,400
YOU! COME HERE!
2448
01:36:54,400 --> 01:36:55,400
OH, DEAR, YOU DON'T--
2449
01:36:55,400 --> 01:36:56,900
NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME!
2450
01:37:01,910 --> 01:37:04,410
HEY, SOMEBODY,
GET ME A LEI!
2451
01:37:04,410 --> 01:37:06,410
I KNOW I'M A KID.
I'M NOT JOKING!
2452
01:37:06,420 --> 01:37:07,420
I'M TAKING HER
WITH ME.
2453
01:37:07,420 --> 01:37:08,920
DON'T EVEN THINK
ABOUT IT.
2454
01:37:11,920 --> 01:37:12,920
HO! QUICK,
GET IN THERE!
2455
01:37:12,920 --> 01:37:13,920
GET A CLOSEUP!
2456
01:37:13,920 --> 01:37:15,920
IT'S MY GUN!
2457
01:37:18,930 --> 01:37:20,940
OOH! HE GOT ME
RIGHT IN THE TOUCHé!
2458
01:37:22,430 --> 01:37:23,430
AAH!
2459
01:37:23,430 --> 01:37:24,930
LOOK!
2460
01:37:24,930 --> 01:37:26,430
TAKE THAT!
2461
01:37:26,440 --> 01:37:27,940
I GOT IT!
2462
01:37:34,440 --> 01:37:35,440
HA HA!
2463
01:37:36,950 --> 01:37:38,950
HO HO!
2464
01:37:38,950 --> 01:37:43,460
[GUNSHOTS]
2465
01:37:43,950 --> 01:37:45,450
HIT THE DECK!
2466
01:37:45,450 --> 01:37:46,950
JOEY!
2467
01:37:49,460 --> 01:37:50,960
OHH!
2468
01:37:50,960 --> 01:37:51,960
GET OFF ME!
2469
01:37:51,960 --> 01:37:53,960
WHOA--OHH!
2470
01:37:53,960 --> 01:37:54,960
HIYAAH!
2471
01:37:54,960 --> 01:37:57,960
I JUST GOT CIRCUMCISED
BY BENIHANA! OOH!
2472
01:38:01,970 --> 01:38:04,970
DON'T THINK
I WON'T USE THIS.
2473
01:38:04,970 --> 01:38:06,470
GET BACK, OR I'LL BLOW
YOUR BRAINS OUT.
2474
01:38:06,480 --> 01:38:07,980
DON'T BE A HERO,
GOVERNOR!
2475
01:38:09,480 --> 01:38:11,980
Wally:
HEY! NO FAIR!
2476
01:38:12,480 --> 01:38:12,980
OH, NO!
2477
01:38:13,480 --> 01:38:14,480
HEH HEH HEH...
2478
01:38:14,480 --> 01:38:15,480
HA!
2479
01:38:15,480 --> 01:38:16,980
ADIOS, JUDGE.
2480
01:38:17,990 --> 01:38:22,000
AAAAH! GET ME
A BALL-BUSTER!
2481
01:38:24,990 --> 01:38:28,490
HEY, NOW, DON'T SAY WE NEVER
PLAYED CATCH, ALL RIGHT?
2482
01:38:28,500 --> 01:38:31,010
HEY! EXCUSE ME!
I'VE GOT THE GUN.
2483
01:38:31,000 --> 01:38:33,500
I NEED SOME WHEELS.
2484
01:38:33,500 --> 01:38:35,500
GOVERNOR, GIVE ME
YOUR CAR KEYS, NOW!
2485
01:38:35,500 --> 01:38:37,500
CHAAAARGE!
2486
01:38:37,510 --> 01:38:40,020
AAAAAH!
2487
01:38:40,510 --> 01:38:42,510
HERE COMES
THE JUDGE!
2488
01:38:42,510 --> 01:38:44,010
HE GOT THE CHAIR!
2489
01:38:44,010 --> 01:38:46,510
HUH? HUH?
2490
01:38:46,520 --> 01:38:47,520
AAAAAAH!
2491
01:38:47,520 --> 01:38:49,530
AAAAAH!
2492
01:38:50,520 --> 01:38:52,020
CASE CLOSED.
2493
01:38:53,020 --> 01:38:54,020
THAT'S OUR SHOW, FOLKS.
2494
01:38:54,020 --> 01:38:56,020
SEE YOU NEXT WEEK
BACK IN NEW YORK.
2495
01:38:56,030 --> 01:38:58,030
AND REMEMBER,
IT'S LONELY AT THE TOP
2496
01:38:58,030 --> 01:39:00,040
WHEN THERE'S NO ONE
ON THE BOTTOM.
2497
01:39:00,030 --> 01:39:01,530
SEE YOU NEXT WEEK, HUH?
2498
01:39:01,530 --> 01:39:03,030
DAD, ALL RIGHT!
I'M PROUD OF YOU.
2499
01:39:03,030 --> 01:39:04,530
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
GROW A BEARD.
2500
01:39:04,530 --> 01:39:06,030
YOU LOOKED PRETTY GOOD
THE OTHER NIGHT.
2501
01:39:06,040 --> 01:39:07,040
CAN I CUT IN?
2502
01:39:07,040 --> 01:39:09,550
OH! THIS SHOW
IS AN EMMY FOR SURE!
2503
01:39:09,540 --> 01:39:12,540
OH, THANKS TO YOU,
THE POLLS ARE GONNA BE GREAT!
2504
01:39:12,540 --> 01:39:14,540
OH, I'M SO GLAD
TO HEAR THAT.
2505
01:39:14,540 --> 01:39:16,040
THEY REALLY ARE
LOVELY PEOPLE.
2506
01:39:19,050 --> 01:39:20,560
I WAS RIGHT.
2507
01:39:20,550 --> 01:39:22,550
WALLY SPARKS IS A GENIUS.
2508
01:39:22,550 --> 01:39:25,050
MILLER'S RIGHT.
I'M A PROGRAMMING GENIUS.
2509
01:39:25,050 --> 01:39:26,050
GIVE ME MILLER.
2510
01:39:26,060 --> 01:39:27,560
HE'S NOT
IN HIS OFFICE, SIR,
2511
01:39:27,560 --> 01:39:29,570
AND HE HASN'T
BEEN THERE ALL WEEK.
2512
01:39:29,560 --> 01:39:30,560
WHERE THE HELL IS HE?
2513
01:39:30,560 --> 01:39:33,560
[MUFFLED CRIES]
2514
01:39:33,560 --> 01:39:35,060
[CHITTERING]
2515
01:39:39,570 --> 01:39:41,070
MMPHH!
2516
01:39:41,570 --> 01:39:44,070
[BOING]
2517
01:39:44,070 --> 01:39:47,070
[PLEASURABLE MOANING]
2518
01:39:58,090 --> 01:40:00,100
[APPLAUSE]
2519
01:40:00,090 --> 01:40:01,090
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
2520
01:40:01,090 --> 01:40:04,090
I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST,
IF I MAY,
2521
01:40:04,090 --> 01:40:05,590
TO THE BRIDE AND GROOM.
2522
01:40:05,590 --> 01:40:08,590
DEAN, PRISCILLA...
2523
01:40:08,600 --> 01:40:10,110
MAY YOUR LOVE
BE EVERLASTING.
2524
01:40:10,100 --> 01:40:12,100
HEAR, HEAR!
HEAR, HEAR!
2525
01:40:12,100 --> 01:40:15,600
AH, LOVE, IT MAKES
THE WORLD GO 'ROUND!
2526
01:40:15,600 --> 01:40:17,600
OH, YOU'RE WRONG, EMILY.
2527
01:40:17,610 --> 01:40:20,620
IT MAKES IT GO
UP AND DOWN.
2528
01:40:20,610 --> 01:40:22,110
HERE'S TO YOU,
GOVERNOR--
2529
01:40:22,110 --> 01:40:24,110
OR SHOULD I SAY
SENATOR?
2530
01:40:24,110 --> 01:40:25,610
YES, I THINK
YOU SHOULD.
2531
01:40:25,610 --> 01:40:29,110
AND I SHOULD SAY THAT
I OWE IT ALL TO YOU, WALLY,
2532
01:40:29,120 --> 01:40:30,130
AND TO ROBERT.
2533
01:40:30,120 --> 01:40:32,620
TOO BAD JUDGE WILLIAMS
ISN'T HERE.
2534
01:40:32,620 --> 01:40:35,620
HAH. YOU'LL SEE HIM
IN ABOUT 10 TO 20 YEARS.
2535
01:40:35,620 --> 01:40:36,620
I'M SURE WHEN
HE COMES OUT,
2536
01:40:36,630 --> 01:40:38,130
HE'LL FEEL LIKE
A NEW WOMAN.
2537
01:40:39,630 --> 01:40:42,130
HEY, WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE ALL GET NAKED
2538
01:40:42,130 --> 01:40:45,130
AND SEE WHO
THE BEST MAN IS?
2539
01:40:45,130 --> 01:40:48,130
HEY, I'M BETTING
ON YOU, GOVERNOR.
2540
01:40:48,140 --> 01:40:49,140
SENATOR.
2541
01:40:49,140 --> 01:40:50,650
[BAND PLAYS TANGO]
2542
01:40:50,640 --> 01:40:53,140
EMILY, BABY,
THEY'RE PLAYING OUR SONG!
2543
01:40:53,140 --> 01:40:54,140
OH, NO!
2544
01:41:13,160 --> 01:41:15,160
HOO-AH!
2545
01:41:16,670 --> 01:41:19,930
HO HO!
OOH, WALLY!
2546
01:41:20,420 --> 01:41:22,920
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TRIMARK HOME VIDEO
2547
01:41:23,420 --> 01:41:25,920
CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.
2548
01:42:12,350 --> 01:42:14,350
HEY, THANK YOU, EVERYBODY.
2549
01:42:14,360 --> 01:42:16,870
ON TODAY'S SHOW,
YOU'RE GONNA MEET A MAN
2550
01:42:16,860 --> 01:42:19,860
WHO HAS FALLEN IN LOVE...
WITH A SQUIRREL.
2551
01:42:23,370 --> 01:42:27,380
[GIGGLES]
2552
01:42:27,370 --> 01:42:29,370
WELL, THERE
YOU HAVE IT...
2553
01:42:29,370 --> 01:42:31,370
ALAN MILLER
AND...ACORN.
2554
01:42:31,370 --> 01:42:32,370
[CHITTERS]
YES!
2555
01:42:32,880 --> 01:42:34,380
PRETTY NICE COUPLE,
I'D SAY.
2556
01:42:34,380 --> 01:42:34,880
YES.
2557
01:42:52,010 --> 01:42:55,510
[DEVO PERFORMS
COMMUNICATION BREAKUP]
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