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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:46,840 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TRIMARK HOME VIDEO 2 00:00:50,850 --> 00:00:52,850 [STATIC] 3 00:00:52,850 --> 00:00:54,860 SENATOR BOB DOLE SAYS... 4 00:00:54,850 --> 00:00:56,850 TRASH TV IS THE BEACHHEAD OF CONTROVERSY... 5 00:00:56,850 --> 00:00:59,350 INFINITY BACKS SHOCK JOCK HOWARD STERN... 6 00:00:59,350 --> 00:01:00,350 GET THIS GARBAGE OFF THE AIR... 7 00:01:00,860 --> 00:01:02,360 DECLINED TO COMMENT ON THE TV CENSORSHIP ISSUE... 8 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:03,870 CONTINUES HIS ATTACK ON TV TALK SHOWS... 9 00:01:03,860 --> 00:01:05,360 HOWARD STERN... 10 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:07,360 TAKE THE TRASH OUT OF TALK TELEVISION... 11 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:10,360 DEMEANING, EXPLOITATIVE, PERVERTED, DIVISIVE... 12 00:01:15,870 --> 00:01:17,370 WHAT A GREAT AUDIENCE. WELCOME TO THE SHOW. 13 00:01:17,870 --> 00:01:19,870 I HAVE A VERY UNUSUAL GUEST TODAY. 14 00:01:19,870 --> 00:01:21,870 COWBOY PHIL AND HIS PIG... 15 00:01:22,380 --> 00:01:23,890 WILD, WEIRD, AND WACKY... 16 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:25,880 HE INSISTED THAT HE COME DRESSED IN DRAG. 17 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:26,880 WHY? 18 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:28,880 AS A WOMAN, I AM FIERCE! 19 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:30,380 I DON'T BELIEVE THIS! 20 00:01:30,390 --> 00:01:33,390 WE'RE DISCUSSING THE PROBLEM OF NUDITY ON TELEVISION. 21 00:01:33,390 --> 00:01:34,900 THEY JUST GOT BACK FROM LAS VEGAS, 22 00:01:34,890 --> 00:01:36,390 AND THEY LOST THEIR SHIRT. 23 00:01:36,390 --> 00:01:38,890 THEY LOST THEIR SHIRT. MAKE THEM HAPPY. 24 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:40,640 WHAT IS GOING ON? 25 00:01:40,650 --> 00:01:41,650 OK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 26 00:01:41,650 --> 00:01:43,660 THE TALK SHOW HOST YOU LOVE TO HATE... 27 00:01:43,650 --> 00:01:44,650 WALLY SPARKS! 28 00:01:44,650 --> 00:01:48,150 MEET...WALLY...SPARKS! 29 00:01:48,150 --> 00:01:50,650 [CHEERING] 30 00:01:50,660 --> 00:01:52,660 [CHANTING] WALLY! WALLY! WALLY! 31 00:02:02,150 --> 00:02:04,150 HEY, WHAT A CROWD! WHAT A CROWD! 32 00:02:04,150 --> 00:02:06,150 I TELL YOU, I'M ALL RIGHT NOW, 33 00:02:06,150 --> 00:02:07,650 BUT THIS MORNING I WAS IN ROUGH SHAPE, YOU KNOW? 34 00:02:07,660 --> 00:02:10,160 YEAH, THIS MORNING I DID MY PUSHUPS IN THE NUDE. 35 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:11,670 I DIDN'T SEE THE MOUSETRAP. 36 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:15,160 TODAY I SAVED A GIRL FROM BEING ATTACKED. 37 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:16,660 I CHANGED MY MIND. 38 00:02:16,660 --> 00:02:19,660 HONEY, IF YOU ARE JUST JOINING THIS SHOW, SIT DOWN! 39 00:02:19,670 --> 00:02:21,680 RIGHT NOW, FOLKS, WE'RE GOING TO START OUR SHOW 40 00:02:21,670 --> 00:02:23,670 WITH A SEGMENT CALLED "IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE." 41 00:02:23,670 --> 00:02:25,170 OR AS MY EX-WIFE USED TO SAY, 42 00:02:25,170 --> 00:02:27,170 "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S HARD." 43 00:02:29,860 --> 00:02:31,860 WHAT THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE'S DOING OUT THERE? 44 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:33,460 COME ON, GIRL, HOLD STILL. 45 00:02:33,470 --> 00:02:35,070 ONE MORE COMPLAINT FROM THE F.C.C., 46 00:02:35,070 --> 00:02:36,670 AND HE'S HISTORY. 47 00:02:37,070 --> 00:02:38,270 I MEAN, SHE WAS A WILD GIRL... 48 00:02:38,270 --> 00:02:39,870 A VERY WILD GIRL! 49 00:02:39,870 --> 00:02:41,470 Audience: HOW WILD, WALLY? 50 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:43,070 WHEN SHE MADE ME FRENCH TOAST, 51 00:02:43,070 --> 00:02:45,070 HER TONGUE GOT CAUGHT IN THE TOASTER! 52 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:46,680 [LAUGHTER] 53 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:47,890 I MEAN, A WILD GIRL! 54 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:49,080 IN FACT, WHEN I MET HER, 55 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:52,280 SHE WAS DOING PUSHUPS IN HER CUCUMBER GARDEN. 56 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:55,080 HEY, AT LEAST THIS ISN'T THE WALLY SPARKS SHOW. 57 00:02:55,090 --> 00:02:57,110 I'D LIKE TO HAVE ALL THE GIRLS WALLY TURNED DOWN. 58 00:02:57,610 --> 00:02:59,110 YEAH? I'D LIKE TO HAVE ALL THE GIRLS YOU TURNED OVER. 59 00:02:59,110 --> 00:03:01,120 HA HA HA! OH! 60 00:03:01,110 --> 00:03:04,610 OUR GUESTS TODAY ALL LIVE FAR BEYOND THE BORDERS OF NORMALCY. 61 00:03:04,610 --> 00:03:06,110 EVERYBODY, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET... 62 00:03:06,110 --> 00:03:09,110 THE MAN WHO HAS FALLEN IN LOVE WITH THE FAMILY DOG... 63 00:03:09,620 --> 00:03:10,630 HARRY KARP AND QUEENIE. 64 00:03:10,620 --> 00:03:12,620 NO WONDER ALL THE CRITICS ARE SAYING 65 00:03:12,620 --> 00:03:14,120 TALK SHOWS ARE GOING TO THE DOGS. 66 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:15,120 HOW DID ALL THIS HAPPEN? 67 00:03:15,620 --> 00:03:18,120 LAST WEEK HE BOUGHT HER THIS. 68 00:03:18,130 --> 00:03:21,140 A COLLAR WITH 14 1-CARAT DIAMONDS. 69 00:03:21,630 --> 00:03:22,630 IN ALL THE YEARS THAT WE WERE MARRIED, 70 00:03:22,630 --> 00:03:25,130 HE NEVER BOUGHT ME ANYTHING LIKE THAT! 71 00:03:25,130 --> 00:03:28,130 WELL, HONEY, MAYBE YOU'RE NOT DOING THE RIGHT TRICKS. 72 00:03:28,140 --> 00:03:30,650 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, SIT UP AND BEG? 73 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:34,140 IT'S BETTER THAN ROLLING OVER AND PLAYING DEAD 74 00:03:34,140 --> 00:03:36,140 FOR THE PAST 15 YEARS. 75 00:03:36,140 --> 00:03:37,640 OH, YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE! 76 00:03:38,150 --> 00:03:40,150 AND HE'S SAYS YOU'RE BEING A DOG, TOO. 77 00:03:40,150 --> 00:03:41,660 HOW LONG DO YOU THINK 78 00:03:41,650 --> 00:03:44,150 THAT A RELATIONSHIP LIKE THIS WILL LAST? 79 00:03:44,150 --> 00:03:45,650 IN DOG YEARS? 80 00:03:45,650 --> 00:03:47,650 CALMLY AND WITHOUT SWEARING... 81 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:50,160 I HOPE THAT LITTLE BITCH GIVES YOU RABIES! 82 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:52,670 I TOLD YOU NEVER TO CALL HER THAT! 83 00:03:52,660 --> 00:03:54,160 PLEASE, FOLKS, SETTLE DOWN! 84 00:03:56,300 --> 00:03:57,310 AAH! 85 00:03:57,300 --> 00:03:58,300 PLEASE! 86 00:03:58,300 --> 00:03:59,300 EVERYBODY CALM DOWN! 87 00:03:59,300 --> 00:04:01,300 NO FIGHTING! 88 00:04:01,300 --> 00:04:02,300 [ARF] 89 00:04:02,300 --> 00:04:03,300 GET HER OFF ME! 90 00:04:03,300 --> 00:04:04,300 GET A DOG-CATCHER! 91 00:04:04,310 --> 00:04:05,310 GET THE SECURITY GUYS. 92 00:04:05,310 --> 00:04:06,810 [SHOUTING] 93 00:04:06,810 --> 00:04:07,820 NOT ANOTHER FIGHT! 94 00:04:08,310 --> 00:04:10,310 HA HA HA! JEEZ, WALLY! 95 00:04:10,310 --> 00:04:11,310 WALLY SPARKS? 96 00:04:11,310 --> 00:04:13,310 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I THINK ABOUT WALLY SPARKS! 97 00:04:13,310 --> 00:04:15,310 WALLY SPARKS, WALLY SPARKS... 98 00:04:15,820 --> 00:04:18,330 WHAT DO I THINK ABOUT WALLY SPARKS? 99 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:20,820 WALLY SPARKS IS A PAIN IN THE ASS. 100 00:04:20,820 --> 00:04:22,320 WALLY SPARKS IS STILL ON TV? 101 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:23,320 HE'S STILL ALIVE? 102 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:24,820 I THOUGHT THOSE WERE JUST RERUNS. 103 00:04:24,830 --> 00:04:26,330 SISKEL AND EBERT CAUGHT MY SHOW. 104 00:04:26,330 --> 00:04:28,840 THEY GAVE ME ONE FINGER UP. 105 00:04:28,830 --> 00:04:31,330 HE'S A HAS-BEEN! HE'S A NEVER-WAS! HE'S A WANNABE! 106 00:04:31,330 --> 00:04:33,080 HE DOESN'T BEHAVE PROPERLY. 107 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:34,830 OBNOXIOUS, OVERBEARING IDIOT. 108 00:04:34,840 --> 00:04:36,840 THE ONLY TROUBLE IS, I'M SITTING ON TOP OF THE WORLD, 109 00:04:36,840 --> 00:04:38,850 AND I GOT HEMORRHOIDS. 110 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:39,840 I LIKE HIM, THOUGH, ACTUALLY. 111 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:41,340 I'VE SEEN HIM IN A BATHROBE, THOUGH. 112 00:04:41,340 --> 00:04:43,840 WALLY SPARKS IS AN IDIOT... 113 00:04:43,850 --> 00:04:45,350 AND HE'S A LOUSY LAY, TOO. 114 00:04:45,350 --> 00:04:47,860 I THINK MEN LIKE THAT SHOULD BE LOCKED UP. 115 00:04:48,220 --> 00:04:49,720 DON'T GO AWAY... 116 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:51,230 WE'LL BE RIGHT... BACK. 117 00:04:51,220 --> 00:04:52,720 STAY TUNED... WHEN WE COME BACK... 118 00:04:53,220 --> 00:04:54,220 WE'RE GONNA TEACH YOU MARRIED MEN 119 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:56,220 HOW TO LOOK AT ANOTHER WOMAN'S ASS 120 00:04:56,220 --> 00:04:58,220 WITHOUT YOUR WIFE NOTICING IT, OK? 121 00:04:58,230 --> 00:04:59,230 WHEN WE COME BACK! 122 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:03,680 [APPLAUSE] 123 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:10,090 YOU KNOW, FOLKS, LATELY, WE'RE GETTING A LOT OF FLAK 124 00:05:10,090 --> 00:05:12,900 FROM SOME OF OUR CONSERVATIVE AFFILIATES DOWN SOUTH, 125 00:05:12,890 --> 00:05:14,090 ESPECIALLY IN ATLANTA. 126 00:05:14,090 --> 00:05:16,490 IN FACT, GOVERNOR FLOYD PRESTON OF GEORGIA 127 00:05:16,490 --> 00:05:17,690 RECENTLY SENT ME A LETTER 128 00:05:17,700 --> 00:05:19,700 TELLING ME WHAT HE THINKS OF THE SHOW. 129 00:05:19,700 --> 00:05:21,310 HERE'S THE LETTER. 130 00:05:21,300 --> 00:05:24,500 GOVERNOR PRESTON SAYS, "AS A DEVOTED FAMILY MAN," 131 00:05:24,900 --> 00:05:27,300 HE FEELS THAT THE WALLY SPARKS SHOW 132 00:05:27,310 --> 00:05:29,710 "DEFIES CONVENTIONAL FAMILY MORALS." 133 00:05:29,710 --> 00:05:31,320 HE SAYS I'M NOT DIGNIFIED 134 00:05:31,310 --> 00:05:34,110 AND "NOT SUITABLE FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION." 135 00:05:34,110 --> 00:05:36,510 WELL, GOVERNOR PRESTON, LET ME TELL YOU THIS. 136 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:39,320 I'VE BEEN CONSUMED BY THE PUBLIC MANY TIMES, 137 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:41,330 AND ONCE IN A WHILE, EVEN ENGULFED BY SOME. 138 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:43,320 AND YOU TALK ABOUT FAMILY DIGNITY? 139 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:45,720 WELL, GOVERNOR, I LOOKED UP YOUR FAMILY TREE, 140 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:47,320 AND 2 DOGS WERE USING IT. 141 00:05:50,190 --> 00:05:53,190 GOVERNOR PRESTON'S FAMILY'S ALWAYS BEEN MIXED UP. 142 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:55,710 WHY, IN THE CIVIL WAR, HIS GREAT-GRANDFATHER, 143 00:05:55,700 --> 00:05:57,200 HE FOUGHT FOR THE WEST. 144 00:06:01,210 --> 00:06:02,710 I HATE THAT MAN. 145 00:06:02,710 --> 00:06:05,220 NOW, GOVERNOR, DON'T YOU WORRY. 146 00:06:05,210 --> 00:06:07,210 I SERIOUSLY DOUBT IF ANY OF YOUR SUPPORTERS 147 00:06:07,210 --> 00:06:09,710 WATCH THAT TRASH, AND I'M QUITE SURE 148 00:06:09,710 --> 00:06:11,210 IT WILL NOT AFFECT THE VOTE. 149 00:06:11,220 --> 00:06:13,720 DAMN! HARVEY, I DIDN'T WRITE THAT LETTER TO GET VOTES. 150 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:16,730 I WROTE IT BECAUSE AS A CONCERNED FATHER AND HUSBAND, 151 00:06:17,220 --> 00:06:20,720 I DO NOT WANT MY FAMILY OR MY STATE OR MY COUNTRY 152 00:06:20,730 --> 00:06:23,730 AFFECTED BY THAT MEDIA HOG WALLY SPARKS! 153 00:06:23,730 --> 00:06:25,240 I--I UNDERSTAND THAT, SIR. 154 00:06:25,230 --> 00:06:26,230 [TELEPHONE RINGS] I'M SIMPLY SAYING-- 155 00:06:26,230 --> 00:06:28,730 HELL! IF I HAD MY WAY, THE MAN WOULD BE BANNED 156 00:06:28,730 --> 00:06:30,730 FROM THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE ALTOGETHER. 157 00:06:30,740 --> 00:06:31,740 THIS IS THE GOVERNOR. 158 00:06:31,740 --> 00:06:32,740 DADDY? 159 00:06:32,740 --> 00:06:33,740 BABY DOLL! 160 00:06:33,740 --> 00:06:35,630 DADDY, I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW 161 00:06:35,620 --> 00:06:38,120 THAT EVEN THOUGH SOME OF THESE DEMENTED LOWERCLASSMEN 162 00:06:38,130 --> 00:06:40,130 THINK THIS WALLY SPARKS IS FUNNY, 163 00:06:40,130 --> 00:06:41,640 I FIND THE MAN 164 00:06:41,630 --> 00:06:43,630 A COMPLETE AND TOTAL ABOMINATION. 165 00:06:43,630 --> 00:06:46,130 [CHUCKLES] SAYS SPARKS IS AN ABOMINATION. 166 00:06:46,130 --> 00:06:47,630 AND I'M PROUD THAT YOU SENT THAT LETTER 167 00:06:48,140 --> 00:06:49,140 TO THAT DREADFUL MAN. 168 00:06:49,140 --> 00:06:51,150 IF HE CAN EVEN READ. 169 00:06:51,140 --> 00:06:52,140 [CHUCKLES] YEAH. I DON'T KNOW. 170 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:54,640 HONEY, I HOPE YOU KNOW HOW DISAPPOINTED WE ALL ARE 171 00:06:55,140 --> 00:06:56,640 THAT YOU CAN'T MAKE IT DOWN HERE FOR THE BIG BASH. 172 00:06:57,150 --> 00:06:59,150 WELL, IF I'M EVER GOING TO FILL THAT GOVERNOR'S CHAIR 173 00:06:59,150 --> 00:07:01,660 WHEN YOU BECOME SENATOR, I'D BETTER FINISH MY THESIS. 174 00:07:01,650 --> 00:07:03,650 BY GOD, DARLING, YOU'RE STARTING TO SOUND 175 00:07:03,650 --> 00:07:05,150 LIKE A POLITICIAN ALREADY. 176 00:07:05,150 --> 00:07:06,650 I LOVE YOU, DADDY. 177 00:07:06,650 --> 00:07:07,650 YOU, TOO, BABY DOLL. 178 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:09,660 YOU COME HOME AS SOON AS YOU CAN, NOW, YOU HEAR? 179 00:07:09,660 --> 00:07:10,670 BYE-BYE. 180 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:15,660 SHE SAYS SHE'S NOT ENTIRELY SURE SPARKS CAN READ. 181 00:07:15,660 --> 00:07:17,660 HA HA HA! HA HA HA! 182 00:07:17,670 --> 00:07:19,170 WHAT YOU GOT THERE? 183 00:07:19,170 --> 00:07:20,680 UM, WELL, SIR-- 184 00:07:20,670 --> 00:07:23,670 FLOYD, HARVEY, I THOUGHT YOU GENTLEMEN MIGHT LIKE SOME TEA. 185 00:07:24,170 --> 00:07:25,170 THERE YOU GO. 186 00:07:25,170 --> 00:07:26,170 THANK YOU, EMILY. 187 00:07:26,170 --> 00:07:27,170 NOW, SHALL I POUR? 188 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:28,180 THAT WOULD BE LOVELY. 189 00:07:28,180 --> 00:07:29,180 NO, THANK YOU, DEAR. 190 00:07:29,180 --> 00:07:30,180 NO, THANK YOU, MRS. PRESTON. 191 00:07:30,180 --> 00:07:31,690 OH, WELL, ALL RIGHT, THEN. 192 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:32,680 GOVERNOR, 193 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:35,180 I'M AFRAID THE POLLS ARE VERY BAD. 194 00:07:35,180 --> 00:07:36,680 OH, ISN'T THAT A SHAME? 195 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:38,690 AND THEY'RE SUCH LOVELY PEOPLE. 196 00:07:41,190 --> 00:07:42,690 I FORGOT THE SPOONS. 197 00:07:42,690 --> 00:07:44,190 I'M GOING TO RUN IN THE KITCHEN AND GET THEM. 198 00:07:44,690 --> 00:07:46,190 NO, DEAR, WE'LL BE FINE. 199 00:07:46,190 --> 00:07:47,190 OH, BUT, DARLING, HOW WILL YOU STIR YOUR TEA? 200 00:07:47,700 --> 00:07:48,200 THANK YOU. 201 00:07:48,700 --> 00:07:49,700 I'LL BE LEAVING NOW. 202 00:07:49,700 --> 00:07:51,710 ALL RIGHT, IF YOU GENTLEMEN NEED ANYTHING ELSE, NOW, 203 00:07:51,700 --> 00:07:52,700 YOU JUST FEEL FREE TO CALL. 204 00:07:52,700 --> 00:07:54,200 THANK YOU, EMILY. 205 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:56,200 ACTUALLY, WE'D RATHER NOT BE DISTURBED. 206 00:07:58,210 --> 00:07:59,710 OH, YES, OF COURSE. 207 00:07:59,710 --> 00:08:01,720 AS YOU WISH, FLOYD. AS YOU WISH. 208 00:08:01,710 --> 00:08:03,210 [DOORS CLOSE] 209 00:08:03,210 --> 00:08:05,210 SHE'S QUITE A WOMAN, SIR. 210 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:11,230 IN YOUR NEXT CAMPAIGN SPOT, 211 00:08:11,220 --> 00:08:13,720 WE WANT TO PORTRAY THE PRESTONS 212 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:17,720 AS YOUR TYPICAL NORMAL AMERICAN FAMILY. 213 00:08:22,230 --> 00:08:23,730 NOW, THE QUESTION IS, 214 00:08:23,730 --> 00:08:26,230 CAN I EAT THIS BANANA AND STILL BE A GENTLEMAN? 215 00:08:26,230 --> 00:08:27,730 WHAT DO YOU THINK, HUH? 216 00:08:27,740 --> 00:08:29,240 Both: I SAY GO FOR IT, WALLY! 217 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:30,240 GO! 218 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:31,750 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 219 00:08:31,740 --> 00:08:33,240 YOU BOYS REALIZE WHAT TIME-- 220 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:34,740 HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU 221 00:08:34,740 --> 00:08:36,240 NOT TO WATCH THIS MORONIC SHOW? 222 00:08:36,240 --> 00:08:38,240 YOU DO THIS JUST TO GALL ME, DON'T YOU? 223 00:08:38,250 --> 00:08:39,750 COME ON, DAD, IT'S ALMOST OVER, 224 00:08:40,250 --> 00:08:41,760 AND WALLY'S TOTALLY AWESOME! 225 00:08:41,750 --> 00:08:43,250 AND TOTALLY UNSUITABLE FOR CHILDREN! 226 00:08:45,250 --> 00:08:47,250 DON'T--LEAVE THAT OFF, YOUNG MAN! 227 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:50,260 LISTEN TO ME! 228 00:08:50,260 --> 00:08:51,770 ROBBY--THAT'S IT! 229 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:54,760 YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR ONE WEEK. 230 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:57,260 YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT COMING TO MY PARTY SATURDAY NIGHT. 231 00:08:57,270 --> 00:08:59,770 [WALLY VOICE] OH, GOVERNOR, I'M CRUSHED. 232 00:09:06,270 --> 00:09:08,270 YOUR DAD'S PISSED. 233 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:10,280 YEAH? 234 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:13,790 WAIT TILL HE SEES WHO I INVITED TO HIS STUPID PARTY. 235 00:09:13,780 --> 00:09:16,280 HEY, I'M TALKING ABOUT A WILD GIRL HERE. 236 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:18,280 All: HOW WILD, WALLY? 237 00:09:18,290 --> 00:09:19,790 I MEAN WILD! 238 00:09:19,790 --> 00:09:22,300 WHEN SHE LICKED THE STAMP, ELVIS STARTED SMILING. 239 00:09:22,290 --> 00:09:24,290 [LAUGHTER] 240 00:09:24,290 --> 00:09:25,290 WELL, THAT'S IT, FOLKS. 241 00:09:25,290 --> 00:09:27,790 I'LL SEE YOU MONDAY, WHEN OUR TOPIC WILL BE... 242 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,800 "SEX AFTER 10 YEARS OF MARRIAGE... 243 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:31,810 SHOULD THE WIFE KNOW ABOUT IT?" 244 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:34,800 BUT JUST REMEMBER, FOLKS... 245 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:36,800 EVERY MAN HAS HIS TALE OF WOE. 246 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:39,800 UNFORTUNATELY, IN LIFE, THERE'S MORE WOE THAN TALE. 247 00:09:40,310 --> 00:09:42,320 [APPLAUSE] 248 00:09:43,810 --> 00:09:46,810 AND...CLEAR. 249 00:09:46,810 --> 00:09:49,310 THAT WAS A GREAT SHOW. 250 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:51,330 I GOT TO GO TALK TO WALLY. 251 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:52,820 [SIGHS] 252 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:54,440 DAD! 253 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:56,940 DEAN! HEY, WHAT A SURPRISE! 254 00:09:56,940 --> 00:09:59,440 HEY, DID YOU SEE THE SHOW? PRETTY CRAZY, HUH? 255 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:00,940 CRAZY'S A GOOD WAY TO DESCRIBE IT. YEAH. 256 00:10:01,450 --> 00:10:02,450 LISTEN, I JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU, 257 00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:03,950 THE BAND'S PLAYING DOWN AT THE CELLAR DOOR 258 00:10:03,950 --> 00:10:04,960 IN THE VILLAGE THIS WEEKEND. 259 00:10:04,950 --> 00:10:06,450 I'LL BE THERE. ARE YOU KIDDING? 260 00:10:06,450 --> 00:10:08,450 WILD HORSES COULDN'T KEEP ME AWAY. 261 00:10:08,450 --> 00:10:09,450 UNLESS THEY'RE AT THE TRACK. 262 00:10:09,450 --> 00:10:11,950 NO, I PROMISE YOU, I'LL BE THERE, OK? 263 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:12,960 HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING? 264 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:14,470 GREAT. GREAT. 265 00:10:14,460 --> 00:10:15,960 OUR MANAGER THINKS WE'RE READY FOR THE BIG-TIME. 266 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:17,960 BIG-TIME, HUH? HEY, WATCH OUT FOR MANAGERS. 267 00:10:18,460 --> 00:10:19,460 I HAD A MANAGER ONCE. 268 00:10:19,460 --> 00:10:20,960 HE BOOKED ME SO FAR OUT IN THE WOODS, 269 00:10:20,970 --> 00:10:23,970 MY ACT WAS REVIEWED IN FIELD AND STREAM. 270 00:10:23,970 --> 00:10:24,980 HEY, HAVE A BITE TO EAT. 271 00:10:25,470 --> 00:10:26,970 COME ON, WE'LL HAVE A BITE TO EAT. 272 00:10:26,970 --> 00:10:29,970 OH, YOU KNOW, I GOT THIS-- I GOT THIS APPOINTMENT. 273 00:10:29,970 --> 00:10:32,470 APPOINTMENT? AT THIS HOUR, HUH? 274 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:33,980 DO ME A FAVOR, WILL YOU? 275 00:10:33,980 --> 00:10:35,990 WHEN YOU GET TO THE GOOD PARTS, THINK OF ME, OK? 276 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:36,980 HERE, YOU NEED SOME BREAD? 277 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:38,980 OH, NO, I'M OK. YOU'RE SURE? 278 00:10:38,980 --> 00:10:41,980 DAD, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SUPPORT THE WHOLE WORLD, OK? 279 00:10:43,990 --> 00:10:45,500 SEE YOU THIS WEEKEND. 280 00:10:45,490 --> 00:10:46,990 WALLY, MILLER'S ON THE WARPATH AGAIN. 281 00:10:46,990 --> 00:10:48,490 WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE. 282 00:10:48,490 --> 00:10:50,990 SANDY, DO YOU THINK MY KID LIKES ME? 283 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,500 DEAN? OF COURSE. WHY? 284 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:54,000 I DON'T KNOW. SOMETIMES I GET THE FEELING 285 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,510 HE DON'T RESPECT WHAT I DO. 286 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,000 OH, COME ON. WHAT'S NOT TO RESPECT? 287 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,000 I MEAN, HOW MANY KIDS CAN SAY THEIR FATHER 288 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,000 CAN EAT A BANANA BETWEEN A WOMAN'S BREASTS, HUH? 289 00:11:01,010 --> 00:11:02,510 HUH. YOU GOT A POINT THERE. 290 00:11:02,510 --> 00:11:04,520 IN FACT, YOU GOT 2 POINTS THERE. 291 00:11:04,510 --> 00:11:05,510 COME ON. 292 00:11:07,650 --> 00:11:09,650 WALLY, THIS SPECIAL DELIVERY CAME FOR YOU TODAY. 293 00:11:09,650 --> 00:11:11,160 YEAH? YEAH. 294 00:11:11,150 --> 00:11:12,150 WELL, WHAT'S THIS, 295 00:11:12,150 --> 00:11:14,150 ANOTHER HATE LETTER FROM THAT GOVERNOR IN GEORGIA? 296 00:11:14,650 --> 00:11:16,650 NO. IT'S AN INVITATION TO THE CAMPAIGN BALL. 297 00:11:16,650 --> 00:11:18,150 HA! LOOK AT THAT. IT'S 1,000 BUCKS A HEAD. 298 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:21,170 GO TO ATLANTA TO SEE A BUNCH OF STIFFS? NO, THANKS. 299 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:23,660 THE ONLY STIFF I WANT TO SEE IS WHEN I'M NAKED. 300 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:27,660 WELL, MR. DEGENERATE. 301 00:11:27,670 --> 00:11:30,170 I SEE YOU MANAGED TO PUT ON ANOTHER FIASCO TONIGHT. 302 00:11:30,170 --> 00:11:31,680 YOU KNOW, MILLER, 303 00:11:31,670 --> 00:11:35,170 YOU'RE THE ONLY WHITE GUY I KNOW WITH A BROWN NOSE. 304 00:11:35,170 --> 00:11:37,170 VERY GOOD. LAUGH IT UP, FUNNY MAN, 305 00:11:37,170 --> 00:11:39,670 BUT YOU LOST ANOTHER SPONSOR TONIGHT, 306 00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:42,190 AND MR. SPENCER JUST DOWNED A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF PROZAC. 307 00:11:42,180 --> 00:11:44,680 HE WANTS TO SEE YOU IN HIS OFFICE. 308 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:45,680 NOW. 309 00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:53,310 HELLO, WALLY. 310 00:11:53,310 --> 00:11:54,820 GOOD TO SEE YOU. 311 00:11:54,810 --> 00:11:56,310 YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? 312 00:11:56,310 --> 00:11:58,810 YEAH. A HEALTHY GIRL LAYING ON HER BACK. 313 00:11:58,810 --> 00:12:01,810 [CHUCKLES] CLOSE. 314 00:12:01,820 --> 00:12:05,330 NO, IT'S A HISTORY OF YOUR AD REVENUE REPORT. 315 00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:07,820 NOTICE THERE'S A LOT OF PEAKS AND VALLEYS. 316 00:12:07,820 --> 00:12:09,820 A LOT MORE VALLEYS THAN PEAKS 317 00:12:09,820 --> 00:12:14,830 BECAUSE YOUR SHOW HAS EVOLVED INTO A PARADE OF FREAKS, 318 00:12:14,830 --> 00:12:17,330 A CARNIVAL FOR THE UNFORTUNATE, 319 00:12:17,330 --> 00:12:20,330 A TITS-AND-ASS BURLESQUE SHOW. 320 00:12:20,330 --> 00:12:22,830 Wally: OH, BUT THE FANS LOVE IT! 321 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:23,840 YEAH? 322 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:25,350 WELL, THE SPONSORS HATE IT. 323 00:12:25,340 --> 00:12:26,340 THEY HATE IT. 324 00:12:26,340 --> 00:12:27,840 WHAT, IS THERE AN ECHO HERE? 325 00:12:31,350 --> 00:12:33,350 WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS BEFORE, WALLY, 326 00:12:33,350 --> 00:12:34,860 MANY TIMES. 327 00:12:34,850 --> 00:12:36,850 IT'S MY JOB TO KEEP THE SPONSORS HAPPY, 328 00:12:36,850 --> 00:12:39,850 AND THEY'RE NOT HAPPY, SO... 329 00:12:39,850 --> 00:12:41,850 YOUR SHOW IS COMING TO AN END. 330 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:42,860 WHAT?! 331 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:43,860 YOU'RE GOING TO CANCEL US? 332 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:45,360 OH, COME ON, WE CAN WORK IT OUT. 333 00:12:45,860 --> 00:12:47,360 NOT THIS TIME, WALLY. 334 00:12:47,860 --> 00:12:48,860 I'M SORRY. 335 00:12:48,860 --> 00:12:49,860 WAIT A SECOND! WAIT A SECOND! 336 00:12:49,860 --> 00:12:52,360 EXCUSE ME, MR. SPENCER, 337 00:12:52,370 --> 00:12:54,880 BUT THIS IS BULLSHIT! 338 00:12:54,870 --> 00:12:57,370 AND WE ALL KNOW THAT IF IT WASN'T FOR WALLY SPARKS, 339 00:12:57,370 --> 00:12:58,870 NONE OF US WOULD BE HERE RIGHT NOW. 340 00:12:58,870 --> 00:13:00,370 I MEAN, THE MAN'S A FRIGGIN' PIONEER. 341 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:03,380 HE INVENTED TABLOID TALK FORMAT 342 00:13:03,380 --> 00:13:04,890 AND MADE THIS NETWORK WHAT IT IS TODAY. 343 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:06,380 I DID THAT? 344 00:13:06,380 --> 00:13:08,880 HOW DARE YOU TALK TO MR. SPENCER THAT WAY! 345 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:11,880 MR. SPENCER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS NETWORK'S SUCCESS, 346 00:13:11,890 --> 00:13:13,890 AND NO ONE ELSE. 347 00:13:13,890 --> 00:13:15,400 WHY, HE IS A PROGRAMMING GENIUS. 348 00:13:15,890 --> 00:13:16,890 SHUT UP. LOOK... 349 00:13:17,390 --> 00:13:19,390 NEXT WEEK ARE RATINGS SWEEPS. 350 00:13:19,390 --> 00:13:21,390 LET US BOOK SOME REAL BIG NAMES ON THE SHOW 351 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,400 AND CHANGE THE SHOW'S FORMAT. 352 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:25,910 I'M AFRAID IT'S TOO LATE. IT'S BEYOND REPAIR. 353 00:13:25,900 --> 00:13:27,400 TOTALLY BEYOND REPAIR. 354 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:29,400 MILLER... 355 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:30,400 YES, SIR? 356 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:32,400 I WANT YOU TO GO OVER THERE IN THE CORNER, 357 00:13:32,410 --> 00:13:33,910 FACE THE WALL, AND COUNT TO 100. 358 00:13:33,910 --> 00:13:34,920 BUT, SIR-- 359 00:13:34,910 --> 00:13:35,910 MAKE IT 200. 360 00:13:35,910 --> 00:13:36,910 YES, SIR. 361 00:13:36,910 --> 00:13:38,910 OK. 362 00:13:38,910 --> 00:13:39,910 1 MISSISSIPPI... 363 00:13:39,910 --> 00:13:41,410 2 MISSISSIPPI... 364 00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:45,430 MR. SPENCER, YOU AND WALLY GO WAY BACK. 365 00:13:45,420 --> 00:13:46,420 YOU OWE HIM ONE. 366 00:13:52,430 --> 00:13:53,930 YOU'RE RIGHT. 367 00:13:54,430 --> 00:13:56,930 WE DO GO BACK A LONG WAY. 368 00:13:56,930 --> 00:13:58,430 A LONG WAY. 369 00:13:58,430 --> 00:14:00,930 ALL RIGHT, WALLY, I'LL GIVE YOU ANOTHER WEEK, 370 00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:02,440 BUT I WANT A TOTAL TRANSFORMATION. 371 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:03,940 OH, YOU GOT IT! 372 00:14:03,940 --> 00:14:06,950 THANKS, SPENCE. I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I SAID ABOUT YOU. 373 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:09,440 THANK YOU, MR. SPENCER. 374 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:10,440 YEAH. 375 00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:11,940 SIR! 376 00:14:11,950 --> 00:14:13,950 YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS ABOUT GIVING HIM ANOTHER CHANCE. 377 00:14:13,950 --> 00:14:15,960 SPARKS IS AN EMBARRASSMENT TO THE NETWORK. 378 00:14:15,950 --> 00:14:18,450 I WANT TO GIVE HIM THE BENEFIT OF GOING OUT WITH A FIGHT. 379 00:14:18,950 --> 00:14:19,950 BUT, SIR, I REALLY DON'T THINK-- 380 00:14:19,950 --> 00:14:22,450 NO, YOU DON'T, MILLER. EVERYONE SAYS THAT ABOUT YOU. 381 00:14:22,460 --> 00:14:25,470 YOU KNOW, THAT GIRL WAS RIGHT ABOUT WALLACE SPARKS. 382 00:14:25,460 --> 00:14:27,460 WE GO BACK A LONG WAY. 383 00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:29,960 I MEAN, THERE'S A CODE OF ETHICS 384 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:32,460 AMONG OLD FRIENDS IN THE BROADCASTING BUSINESS 385 00:14:32,470 --> 00:14:33,970 THAT YOU YOUNG PUNKS WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND. 386 00:14:34,470 --> 00:14:36,470 IT'S ABOUT LOYALTY AND RESPECT. 387 00:14:36,470 --> 00:14:38,970 OK, FINE. FINE. WHAT IF HE FAILS? 388 00:14:38,970 --> 00:14:39,970 HE'S OUT ON HIS ASS. 389 00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:42,480 "MR. DEGENERATE." 390 00:14:42,980 --> 00:14:45,990 HUH. "TOTALLY BEYOND REPAIR." 391 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:48,980 HEY, I GOT A BOOTLEG TAPE OF THAT HOT NEW PORNO QUEEN 392 00:14:48,980 --> 00:14:50,980 I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT. 393 00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:52,990 SHE'D MAKE A GREAT GUEST ON THE SHOW. 394 00:15:00,490 --> 00:15:01,490 WHERE IS SHE? 395 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,500 SHE'LL BE UP IN A MINUTE. 396 00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:05,510 MORE OF JOEY'S HOME MOVIES? 397 00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:07,000 I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A STAFF MEETING. 398 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,000 IN A MINUTE. WE'RE BUSY HERE. 399 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:12,000 ALL RIGHT, JOEY, BOOK HER ON THE SHOW. 400 00:15:12,010 --> 00:15:13,010 YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN HER YET. 401 00:15:13,510 --> 00:15:14,520 HOW DO YOU KNOW IF SHE'S THE RIGHT GIRL? 402 00:15:14,510 --> 00:15:16,510 SHE'S THE RIGHT GIRL. 403 00:15:16,510 --> 00:15:19,010 THAT IS IT! 404 00:15:19,010 --> 00:15:21,010 THIS IS OUR ASSES ON THE LINE. 405 00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:22,020 IF WE DON'T CLEAN UP OUR ACT, 406 00:15:22,020 --> 00:15:24,020 WE'RE ALL GOING TO LOSE OUR JOBS. HELLO? 407 00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:26,530 FROM NOW ON, NO MORE PORNO STARS, 408 00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:28,020 AND NO MORE STUPID SHOWS 409 00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:30,020 WITH ALIEN LESBIAN ELVIS IMPERSONATORS. 410 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:32,520 I THOUGHT THAT WAS ONE OF OUR BEST SHOWS! 411 00:15:33,030 --> 00:15:35,540 WHEN, ROBBY, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GROW UP? 412 00:15:35,660 --> 00:15:37,160 WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, 413 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:39,660 I WENT TO SCHOOL, AND I HELD DOWN A JOB. 414 00:15:39,670 --> 00:15:42,180 AND YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY NINTENDO... 415 00:15:42,170 --> 00:15:45,670 AND YOU HAD TO WALK 5 MILES EVERY DAY WITHOUT ANY SHOES-- 416 00:15:45,670 --> 00:15:47,170 AND I RESPECTED MY ELDERS. 417 00:15:47,170 --> 00:15:48,670 AND I RESPECTED MY ELDERS! 418 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:51,190 THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR DADDY PUT YOU IN MILITARY SCHOOL. 419 00:15:51,180 --> 00:15:53,180 OUR FAMILY HAS ATTENDED THAT FINE INSTITUTION 420 00:15:53,180 --> 00:15:55,180 EVER SINCE OUR GREAT-GREAT- GREAT-GREAT-GRANDDADDY 421 00:15:55,180 --> 00:15:57,180 COLONEL BUFFORD PRESTON FOUNDED THAT SCHOOL! 422 00:15:57,180 --> 00:15:58,180 Harvey: WE'RE READY NOW. 423 00:15:58,190 --> 00:16:00,190 I'M NOT GOING TO THAT STUPID SCHOOL. 424 00:16:00,190 --> 00:16:01,200 MOM, TELL HIM! 425 00:16:01,190 --> 00:16:02,190 MOM, TELL HIM HE IS GOING. 426 00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:04,690 FLOYD, PERHAPS IF YOU SPENT SOME TIME WITH HIM, 427 00:16:04,690 --> 00:16:06,190 I MEAN, HE NEEDS YOUR GUIDANCE. 428 00:16:06,190 --> 00:16:08,190 HE NEEDS WHAT MY DADDY USED TO GIVE ME. 429 00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:10,700 A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED KICK IN THE ASPIDISTRA! 430 00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:11,710 Director: ACTION! 431 00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:12,700 WHAT? 432 00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:15,200 HOW DO YOU DO? I'M GOVERNOR FLOYD PRESTON. 433 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:17,200 I'M HERE AT HOME WITH MY WONDERFUL FAMILY. 434 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:20,200 I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY CHARMING WIFE EMILY. 435 00:16:20,210 --> 00:16:23,220 I'M SORRY THAT OUR DAUGHTER PRISCILLA CAN'T BE WITH US. 436 00:16:23,210 --> 00:16:24,710 SHE'S AWAY AT SCHOOL STUDYING HARD 437 00:16:25,210 --> 00:16:27,710 TO ONE DAY FOLLOW IN THE GREAT PRESTON FAMILY TRADITION. 438 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:31,730 AND OVER HERE IS OUR FINE SON ROBBY. 439 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:32,720 THE PRESTON FAMILY NAME 440 00:16:33,220 --> 00:16:36,220 HAS ALWAYS STOOD FOR GOOD, WHOLESOME AMERICAN VALUES, 441 00:16:36,220 --> 00:16:37,720 SO, REMEMBER... 442 00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:40,730 A VOTE FOR FLOYD PRESTON IS A VOTE FOR FAMILY. 443 00:16:40,730 --> 00:16:41,740 Director: CUT! 444 00:16:41,730 --> 00:16:43,230 SMILE! BEAUTIFUL. 445 00:16:45,230 --> 00:16:47,230 LOOK, YOU'D BETTER COME UP WITH SOMETHING QUICK, 446 00:16:47,230 --> 00:16:48,730 OR WE'RE GOING TO END UP LIKE THIS GUY. 447 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:49,740 HEY! 448 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:52,750 HEY, WALLY, I COULD USE A LITTLE CHANGE. 449 00:16:52,740 --> 00:16:55,240 YEAH? WHY DON'T YOU TRY PARIS, HUH? 450 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:57,740 HERE, TAKE THIS. GO AHEAD. 451 00:16:58,250 --> 00:16:59,750 [WHISTLING] OVER HERE! 452 00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:03,250 SORRY, LADY. 453 00:17:03,250 --> 00:17:04,750 HEY, TAXI! 454 00:17:04,750 --> 00:17:06,750 HEY, YOU'RE WALLY SPARKS. I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN. 455 00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:07,750 HEY, HOW YOU DOING? 456 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,260 UH, WE'RE IN A HURRY. TAKE US TO SOHO. 457 00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:10,260 YOU GOT IT, LADY. 458 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:13,270 HEY, LOOK AT THAT! WALLY SPARKS! HEY, HEY! 459 00:17:19,270 --> 00:17:21,280 Driver: LET'S GO HERE! WHAT IS THIS? 460 00:17:21,270 --> 00:17:22,770 AHH! 461 00:17:22,770 --> 00:17:24,770 HEY, WALLY, MY NAME IS TONY. 462 00:17:24,770 --> 00:17:26,270 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE HERE. 463 00:17:26,270 --> 00:17:29,270 WAIT'LL I TELL THE GUYS I HAD YOU IN MY CAB. 464 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:31,290 HEY, TONY, FIRST OF ALL, YOU NEVER HAD ME... 465 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:33,280 HA HA HA! YOU KILL ME! 466 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:35,280 AND IF YOU DID HAVE ME, IT WOULDN'T BE IN A CAB. 467 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:38,280 THIS GUY KILLS ME! HE KILLS ME! 468 00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:39,790 HEY, WALLY... 469 00:17:39,790 --> 00:17:41,300 I WENT OUT WITH A GIRL LAST NIGHT, 470 00:17:41,290 --> 00:17:42,790 AND, BOY, WAS SHE UGLY. 471 00:17:42,790 --> 00:17:44,790 OH, GO AHEAD. HOW UGLY, HUH? 472 00:17:44,790 --> 00:17:46,290 SHE WENT TO THE PLASTIC SURGEON, 473 00:17:46,290 --> 00:17:48,290 HE ADDED A TAIL! 474 00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:49,800 HA HA HA! ALL RIGHT. 475 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:52,310 UH, TONY, DON'T LOSE YOUR HACK LICENSE, HUH? 476 00:17:52,300 --> 00:17:53,300 OH HO HO! 477 00:17:53,670 --> 00:17:56,180 WALLY, SPENCER SAYS HE WANTS A TOTAL TRANSFORMATION, OK? 478 00:17:56,170 --> 00:17:59,170 THAT MEANS WE GOT TO HAVE MORE NEWSWORTHY GUESTS. 479 00:17:59,170 --> 00:18:01,670 TONIGHT IS GOVERNOR PRESTON'S CAMPAIGN BALL 480 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:02,680 DOWN IN ATLANTA. 481 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:03,680 LISTEN TO WHAT HE WROTE YOU. 482 00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:06,690 HE SAYS HERE HE'S SORRY ABOUT THE LETTER HE SENT YOU, 483 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:08,680 AND HE'S ACTUALLY A REALLY BIG FAN 484 00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:11,680 AND THINKS IT WOULD BE "AWESOME" TO MEET YOU IN PERSON. 485 00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:12,690 HE SAID "AWESOME"? 486 00:18:12,690 --> 00:18:13,690 NO KIDDING. 487 00:18:13,690 --> 00:18:15,200 YEAH. MAYBE WE COULD GET HIM TO BE A GUEST ON THE SHOW. 488 00:18:15,190 --> 00:18:16,190 THINK OF IT-- 489 00:18:16,190 --> 00:18:18,190 "MORAL MAJORITY GOVERNOR MEETS WALLY SPARKS." 490 00:18:18,190 --> 00:18:19,690 OH, SANDY, COME DOWN TO EARTH, WILL YOU? 491 00:18:20,190 --> 00:18:21,190 THE GOVERNOR, HE'S NOT GOING TO DO MY SHOW. 492 00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:22,700 OH, COME ON, WHAT HAVE WE GOT TO LOSE? 493 00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:24,200 YOU KNOW, LET'S GO DOWN THERE AND FIND OUT. 494 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:26,210 YEAH, WALLY. WHY DON'T YOU GO DOWN AND FIND OUT? 495 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:27,700 YOU THINK I SHOULD GO, HUH? 496 00:18:27,700 --> 00:18:28,700 ABSOLUTELY. ABSOLUTELY. 497 00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:31,700 WHAT AM I ASKING HIM FOR, HUH? 498 00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:33,710 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ATLANTA. I DON'T WANT TO GO. 499 00:18:33,710 --> 00:18:35,720 OH, COME ON, WALLY, DON'T GO SOFT ON ME. 500 00:18:35,710 --> 00:18:38,210 OOH, I HATE WHEN A WOMAN SAYS THAT TO ME. 501 00:18:38,710 --> 00:18:41,210 OK, ATLANTA, HERE WE COME, ALL RIGHT? 502 00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:42,720 YOU TALKED ME INTO IT. 503 00:18:43,220 --> 00:18:44,730 WE'LL GET THERE FASTER IF WE WALK. 504 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:46,220 THANKS A LOT FOR BEING IN MY CAB. 505 00:18:46,220 --> 00:18:47,220 TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, HUH? 506 00:18:47,220 --> 00:18:48,720 SEE YOU LATER. 507 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:50,220 GO GET 'EM, BABY! 508 00:18:58,230 --> 00:19:00,230 OOH! 509 00:19:00,230 --> 00:19:01,230 HEY. 510 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:03,740 HEY, THIS IS SOME JOINT, HUH? 511 00:19:03,740 --> 00:19:04,750 YEAH. WE'RE IN THE SOUTH. 512 00:19:04,740 --> 00:19:05,740 GOOD EVENING. 513 00:19:05,740 --> 00:19:07,740 WALLY SPARKS AND GUEST. 514 00:19:07,740 --> 00:19:10,240 SIR, ARE YOU AWARE THIS IS A BLACK-TIE AFFAIR? 515 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:12,240 OH, INDUBITABLY. 516 00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:13,750 THIS WAY, PLEASE. 517 00:19:13,750 --> 00:19:15,260 ALL RIGHT, BUDDY. TAKE THAT, ALL RIGHT? 518 00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:17,250 AND GET ME SOME GREY POUPON, HUH? 519 00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:18,250 HERE, HOLD MY PURSE, WOULD YOU? 520 00:19:18,250 --> 00:19:19,250 YEAH. 521 00:19:28,260 --> 00:19:29,260 THANK YOU. 522 00:19:29,260 --> 00:19:29,760 CERTAINLY. 523 00:19:40,770 --> 00:19:42,770 OH, A BIT OF THE BUBBLY. 524 00:19:47,780 --> 00:19:49,780 OK, SANDY, WHAT'S THE PLAN? 525 00:19:49,780 --> 00:19:52,780 FIRST, GIVE ME BACK MY PURSE. 526 00:19:52,790 --> 00:19:54,290 COME HERE. 527 00:19:54,290 --> 00:19:55,800 I SNUCK IN YOUR VIDEO CAMERA. 528 00:19:55,790 --> 00:19:57,790 LOOK, I CUT A HOLE IN MY PURSE. 529 00:19:57,790 --> 00:19:59,790 WE CAN SHOOT TAPE WITHOUT ANYBODY KNOWING. 530 00:19:59,790 --> 00:20:01,790 YOU GO FIND THE GOVERNOR, WARM UP TO HIM, 531 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:04,300 AND ASK HIM ABOUT APPEARING ON THE SHOW, OK? 532 00:20:04,300 --> 00:20:06,810 WHO KNOWS WHAT KIND OF JUICY STUFF WE'RE GOING TO GET? 533 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,300 I'M BEGINNING TO FEEL LIKE 534 00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:09,800 A REAL INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALIST. 535 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:10,800 WELL, GOOD. 536 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,300 I'LL BE AT THE BAR INVESTIGATING JACK DANIELS. 537 00:20:12,310 --> 00:20:13,810 OH, EMILY, YOU LOOK SO FINE. 538 00:20:13,810 --> 00:20:15,320 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 539 00:20:15,310 --> 00:20:17,310 LET'S GET THAT PHOTO RIGHT OVER HERE. 540 00:20:17,310 --> 00:20:19,310 LET'S LOOK RIGHT OVER THIS WAY. 541 00:20:19,310 --> 00:20:20,560 HA HA HA! 542 00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:22,060 HEY, BARTENDER, GIVE ME A DOUBLE ANYTHING 543 00:20:22,070 --> 00:20:23,570 ON THE DOUBLE, WILL YOU? 544 00:20:24,070 --> 00:20:25,080 WALLY SPARKS! 545 00:20:25,570 --> 00:20:27,570 WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT THIS SQUARE AFFAIR? 546 00:20:27,570 --> 00:20:29,570 OH, I CAME HERE TO SPREAD JOY. 547 00:20:29,570 --> 00:20:30,570 IF I CAN FIND HER. 548 00:20:30,570 --> 00:20:31,570 HA HA HA! 549 00:20:31,580 --> 00:20:33,080 HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN THE GOVERNOR, HUH? 550 00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:35,590 I HAVEN'T, BUT CHECK THIS ACTION OUT. 551 00:20:35,580 --> 00:20:36,580 PASSION PUNCH. 552 00:20:36,580 --> 00:20:38,580 HEY, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 553 00:20:38,580 --> 00:20:39,580 LOLA. 554 00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:41,080 YOU'RE A CUTE CHICK. 555 00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:42,580 HEY, LOLA, 556 00:20:42,590 --> 00:20:45,100 HOW ABOUT LETTING ME BE THE ROOSTER? 557 00:20:45,090 --> 00:20:47,090 WHY DON'T YOU GO PLUCK YOURSELF? 558 00:20:47,090 --> 00:20:48,590 OH, YOU GOT A QUICK TONGUE. 559 00:20:48,590 --> 00:20:50,090 THAT'LL GET YOU INTO TROUBLE. 560 00:20:50,090 --> 00:20:51,590 OR GET HER OUT OF TROUBLE. 561 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,100 HOO, YOU BAD, WALLY! 562 00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:54,600 WHAT KIND OF WORK YOU DO, HON? 563 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:55,610 I'M AN ACTRESS. 564 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:56,600 LET'S GET TOGETHER. 565 00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:58,100 MAYBE I CAN FURTHER YOUR CAREER. 566 00:20:58,100 --> 00:21:00,100 I DON'T BELIEVE IN CASUAL SEX. 567 00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:02,100 HEY, IT WON'T BE CASUAL. 568 00:21:02,110 --> 00:21:04,110 I'LL KEEP MY TIE ON. 569 00:21:04,110 --> 00:21:05,120 ENJOY YOURSELF. 570 00:21:05,110 --> 00:21:06,110 RANDAL. 571 00:21:06,110 --> 00:21:07,110 FLOYD. 572 00:21:07,110 --> 00:21:08,110 RANDAL. SO GLAD YOU COULD COME. 573 00:21:08,110 --> 00:21:10,110 I WOULDN'T MISS THIS FOR THE WORLD. 574 00:21:10,110 --> 00:21:11,610 YOU HAVE MY SUPPORT 100%. 575 00:21:11,620 --> 00:21:13,120 I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW HAPPY THAT MAKES ME TO HEAR. 576 00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:15,130 I HOPE WE CAN COUNT ON YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT 577 00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:16,120 FOR THE DEVELOPMENT 578 00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:17,620 OF THE NEW CIVIL WAR THEME PARK. 579 00:21:17,620 --> 00:21:19,620 MY PROBLEM THERE IS YOU WANT TO PUT THAT PARK 580 00:21:19,620 --> 00:21:21,620 ON A PROTECTED HISTORICAL LANDMARK. 581 00:21:21,630 --> 00:21:23,130 I KNOW, I KNOW, BUT IT'S GOING TO MEAN 582 00:21:23,130 --> 00:21:24,630 MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF REVENUE 583 00:21:24,630 --> 00:21:25,640 FOR THE STATE, FLOYD. 584 00:21:25,630 --> 00:21:28,130 THE PARTY IS COUNTING ON YOU TO DO THE RIGHT THING. 585 00:21:28,130 --> 00:21:29,630 WELL, FIRST I HAVE TO DO RIGHT BY THIS PARTY. 586 00:21:30,130 --> 00:21:31,130 CAN WE CHAT ABOUT IT LATER, GENTLEMEN? 587 00:21:31,130 --> 00:21:32,130 ENJOY. 588 00:21:32,140 --> 00:21:33,140 TALK TO YOU SOON. BYE. 589 00:21:33,140 --> 00:21:34,140 EMILY. 590 00:21:34,140 --> 00:21:35,650 [RAUCOUS LAUGHTER] 591 00:21:38,140 --> 00:21:40,640 HEY, BOYS, YOU WANT TO HAVE SOME LAUGHS? 592 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:42,640 TAKE A PORNO MOVIE AND RUN IT BACKWARDS. 593 00:21:42,650 --> 00:21:44,650 THAT WAY YOU SEE THE HOOKER GIVE BACK THE MONEY. 594 00:21:48,150 --> 00:21:49,650 ONCE IN D.C., 595 00:21:49,650 --> 00:21:53,150 WE WILL REMEMBER WHO OUR FRIENDS ARE, HMM? 596 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,660 OH! OH... 597 00:21:54,660 --> 00:21:56,170 I'M SO SORRY... 598 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:57,660 OH, TH-THAT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT. 599 00:21:57,660 --> 00:21:59,160 I WAS DUE A FRESH ONE ANYWAY. 600 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:01,660 OH, WAIT. HERE, LET ME GET THAT. WAIT. 601 00:22:01,670 --> 00:22:04,170 OH, I THINK IT'S COMING OUT. 602 00:22:04,170 --> 00:22:05,180 WHAT? 603 00:22:05,170 --> 00:22:07,170 OH, DON'T WORRY, IT'S JUST A LITTLE ONE. 604 00:22:07,170 --> 00:22:08,670 HA! UM...YES. 605 00:22:08,670 --> 00:22:11,670 OH...THE STAIN. 606 00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:14,180 I DON'T THINK ANYONE'S GOING TO NOTICE, HUH? 607 00:22:14,180 --> 00:22:15,190 I'M HARVEY BISHOP, 608 00:22:15,180 --> 00:22:18,180 THE GOVERNOR'S CAMPAIGN MANAGER. 609 00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:19,680 YOU ARE? 610 00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:21,680 WELL, HELLO! HELLO THERE. 611 00:22:22,190 --> 00:22:23,190 FLOYD, FLOYD, 612 00:22:23,190 --> 00:22:24,690 DID YOU SEE THAT STRANGE MAN 613 00:22:25,190 --> 00:22:26,190 THAT WAS BOTHERING US? 614 00:22:26,190 --> 00:22:28,190 WHAT STRANGE MAN ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 615 00:22:28,190 --> 00:22:30,190 HE'S WEARING A RED JACKET WITH FIREWORKS ON IT. 616 00:22:30,190 --> 00:22:31,190 NO. WHAT HAPPENED? 617 00:22:31,190 --> 00:22:32,190 FIND HIM. 618 00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:34,200 AGENT CAMERON. LOOK, PLEASE FIND A GUEST, RED JACKET. 619 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:35,710 CHECK OUT HERE, WILL YOU? 620 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,700 YES, MY HUSBAND IS THE CANADIAN AMBASSADOR. 621 00:22:42,710 --> 00:22:45,720 YOU'RE FROM CANADA, HUH? WHAT A PLACE, CANADA! 622 00:22:45,710 --> 00:22:48,210 THEY STARTED A COUNTRY, AND NOBODY SHOWED UP, HUH? 623 00:22:48,210 --> 00:22:49,710 I'M JUST KIDDING, FOLKS. 624 00:22:49,710 --> 00:22:50,710 I'M WALLY SPARKS. 625 00:22:50,710 --> 00:22:52,710 MAYBE YOU'VE SEEN MY TELEVISION SHOW. 626 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:55,230 WELL, WE DON'T WATCH MUCH AMERICAN TELEVISION. 627 00:22:55,220 --> 00:22:57,220 OH, THAT'S TOO BAD. I HEARD IN CANADA 628 00:22:57,220 --> 00:22:58,720 THEY ONLY HAVE SEX DOGGIE STYLE. 629 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:00,720 THAT WAY, YOU CAN BOTH WATCH THE HOCKEY GAME. 630 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:01,720 HA HA! 631 00:23:01,730 --> 00:23:05,240 OOH! AH! OH... 632 00:23:05,230 --> 00:23:07,230 DO ME A FAVOR, WILL YOU? 633 00:23:07,230 --> 00:23:08,730 SCRATCH MY BACK, RIGHT BACK THERE. 634 00:23:08,730 --> 00:23:10,230 I GOT AN ITCH RIGHT THERE, HUH? 635 00:23:10,230 --> 00:23:12,230 OVER HERE-- WILL YOU GET IT? 636 00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:13,740 I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING TO LOSE WEIGHT, 637 00:23:13,740 --> 00:23:15,750 BUT JUST 2 MORE WEEKS ON THIS CABBAGE DIET, 638 00:23:15,740 --> 00:23:18,240 AND MY DIETITIAN TOLD ME I'LL HAVE THE BODY 639 00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:20,240 OF A 16-YEAR-OLD, HEH HEH HEH! 640 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:21,740 I KNOW. I'M SO EXCITED! 641 00:23:21,750 --> 00:23:23,250 OH, LADY, STAY RIGHT THERE, WILL YOU? 642 00:23:23,250 --> 00:23:24,750 OH, THAT'S THE SPOT! 643 00:23:24,750 --> 00:23:25,760 OH! 644 00:23:25,750 --> 00:23:27,250 OH! TOO MUCH! YEAH! YEAH! 645 00:23:27,250 --> 00:23:28,250 OH! 646 00:23:28,250 --> 00:23:29,750 OH, THAT'S THE SPOT! 647 00:23:29,750 --> 00:23:31,250 SPARKS! 648 00:23:31,250 --> 00:23:33,250 OH, HONEY, OH, I'LL MARRY YOU! 649 00:23:33,260 --> 00:23:35,270 OH, I'LL MARRY THE DRESS, WHATEVER YOU WANT. 650 00:23:35,260 --> 00:23:36,760 HARVEY! 651 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:38,260 GET OVER HERE! 652 00:23:38,260 --> 00:23:40,760 EXCUSE ME, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 653 00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:41,760 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 654 00:23:41,770 --> 00:23:43,770 HOW DID HE GET IN HERE? 655 00:23:43,770 --> 00:23:45,280 WALLY SPARKS? 656 00:23:45,270 --> 00:23:46,770 YOU GOT IT, HONEY, A TRIP TO PUERTO RICO, 657 00:23:46,770 --> 00:23:48,270 WHATEVER YOU WANT. 658 00:23:48,270 --> 00:23:49,270 YOU'RE A GENIUS. OH! YEAH! 659 00:23:49,770 --> 00:23:50,770 SURELY HIS NAME WASN'T ON THE GUEST LIST? 660 00:23:51,270 --> 00:23:51,770 NO, SIR-- 661 00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:53,280 [MUTTERING] 662 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:54,780 NO, SIR, NO! WE DO NOT WANT TO CREATE A SCENE. 663 00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:57,280 LET ME CHECK THE GUEST LIST. 664 00:23:57,780 --> 00:23:58,780 OH, THAT'S IT, BABY. 665 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:02,280 NOW, STICK AROUND, WILL YOU? I MAY GET JOCK ITCH. 666 00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:12,800 [MUSIC ENDS] 667 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:13,800 [APPLAUSE] 668 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:17,310 WELL, IT'S LEGIT, SIR. HERE'S HIS INVITATION. 669 00:24:17,300 --> 00:24:20,300 HOW ON EARTH COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED? 670 00:24:20,300 --> 00:24:21,800 I DON'T KNOW. 671 00:24:24,310 --> 00:24:27,320 [PAPER DOLL PLAYS] 672 00:24:27,310 --> 00:24:29,310 HEY, YOU TWO SHOULD FIND A ROOM. 673 00:24:32,820 --> 00:24:35,330 YOU TWO SHOULD FIND A WAREHOUSE. 674 00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:37,320 YES! 675 00:24:38,820 --> 00:24:40,320 GOVERNOR PRESTON. 676 00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:41,820 IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 677 00:24:41,830 --> 00:24:42,830 WHY, YES. HELLO. 678 00:24:43,330 --> 00:24:44,830 I DO HOPE YOU'LL SAVE A DANCE FOR ME FOR LATER ON. 679 00:24:44,830 --> 00:24:45,840 WHY, SURE I WILL. 680 00:24:45,830 --> 00:24:46,830 MRS. PRESTON. 681 00:24:46,830 --> 00:24:48,330 HELLO. 682 00:24:48,830 --> 00:24:49,330 FLOYD, WHO WAS THAT? 683 00:24:49,830 --> 00:24:50,830 I HAVE NO IDEA. 684 00:25:00,980 --> 00:25:02,990 WHAT A PARTY. 685 00:25:02,980 --> 00:25:04,480 LOOKS LIKE THE UNHAPPY HOUR. 686 00:25:08,990 --> 00:25:10,990 HI. YOU COME HERE OFTEN? 687 00:25:10,990 --> 00:25:13,000 DON'T WORRY, HONEY, I'M NOT MAKING A PLAY FOR YOU. 688 00:25:12,990 --> 00:25:15,990 I DON'T WANT THIS GUY--OH! 689 00:25:15,990 --> 00:25:16,990 OH... 690 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,000 OH, I'M SORRY. 691 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,500 [VOICES APPROACHING] 692 00:25:30,010 --> 00:25:31,010 Woman: GOOD EVENING, SIR. 693 00:25:31,010 --> 00:25:32,520 HI. HA HA. 694 00:25:32,510 --> 00:25:35,010 IT'S, UH... QUITE A NIGHT, HUH? 695 00:25:35,010 --> 00:25:37,010 IT CERTAINLY IS, SIR. 696 00:25:37,010 --> 00:25:38,510 YEAH. 697 00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:40,020 [TIGER RAG PLAYS] 698 00:25:48,020 --> 00:25:50,020 OOH...OH, WOW! GROSS! 699 00:25:50,030 --> 00:25:52,540 HOW COME THEY'RE ALL STARING AT ME? 700 00:25:52,530 --> 00:25:55,530 THEY MUST RECOGNIZE YOU FROM THE SHOW. 701 00:25:55,530 --> 00:25:57,530 OH, THERE'S GOVERNOR PRESTON. 702 00:25:57,530 --> 00:25:59,030 REMEMBER, BE CHARMING. 703 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:00,540 WHY, DON'T I LOOK CHARMING? 704 00:26:00,540 --> 00:26:03,050 OH, GOD, HARVEY, THEY'RE COMING THIS WAY. 705 00:26:07,540 --> 00:26:09,040 I CAN SEE THAT. 706 00:26:09,050 --> 00:26:10,550 GOVERNOR PRESTON? I'M SANDY GALLO. 707 00:26:10,550 --> 00:26:12,060 I PRODUCE THE WALLY SPARKS SHOW. 708 00:26:12,050 --> 00:26:14,550 I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET WALLY SPARKS. 709 00:26:15,050 --> 00:26:16,550 HEY, GOVERNOR, HOW ARE YOU, HUH? 710 00:26:16,550 --> 00:26:19,550 YOU DON'T KNOW HOW EXCITED I AM TO MEET YOU, HA HA! 711 00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:20,560 [CRASH, TINKLE] 712 00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:21,560 [COUGHING] 713 00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:23,070 BY THE WAY, THANKS FOR THE INVITE. 714 00:26:23,060 --> 00:26:25,060 YOU GOT A HELL OF A SHINDIG GOING ON HERE. 715 00:26:25,060 --> 00:26:26,560 HOW DO YOU DO? I'M EMILY PRESTON-- 716 00:26:27,060 --> 00:26:28,560 HOW DO YOU DO, BABY? 717 00:26:28,570 --> 00:26:30,570 HEY, GOVERNOR, I FOUND OUT YOU'RE A BIG FAN OF MINE. 718 00:26:30,570 --> 00:26:32,080 YOU KNOW, HOW ABOUT DOING MY SHOW? 719 00:26:32,070 --> 00:26:35,070 I'LL FLY YOU TO NEW YORK, FIRST-CLASS, NICE ROOM. 720 00:26:35,070 --> 00:26:37,570 YOU WANT SOME COMPANY, I'LL WORK THAT OUT, TOO-- 721 00:26:37,570 --> 00:26:38,570 WHAT DOES HE MEAN BY COMPANY? 722 00:26:38,580 --> 00:26:40,580 I HAVE NO IDEA. OH, YOUR FRIEND WANTS YOU. 723 00:26:40,580 --> 00:26:41,580 OH, THANKS. EXCUSE ME. 724 00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:43,580 I NEED SOME ICE HERE. 725 00:26:43,580 --> 00:26:45,580 YOU DON'T NEED THAT, DO YOU, BUDDY? 726 00:26:45,580 --> 00:26:47,080 OK? GOOD. 727 00:26:47,580 --> 00:26:49,580 GOVERNOR? YOU PROMISED ME A DANCE. 728 00:26:49,590 --> 00:26:52,100 YOUR TIMING COULDN'T BE BETTER. 729 00:26:52,090 --> 00:26:54,090 COMPANY. I SEE. 730 00:26:54,590 --> 00:26:55,590 WALLY, THERE'S THE GOVERNOR'S WIFE. 731 00:26:55,590 --> 00:26:57,090 WHY DON'T YOU GO GRAB HER AND DANCE WITH HER? 732 00:26:57,090 --> 00:26:58,590 I'LL GET IT ON TAPE. 733 00:26:58,600 --> 00:26:59,600 YEAH? YEAH. GO ON. 734 00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:01,100 YEAH. 735 00:27:01,100 --> 00:27:03,110 HEY, BUDDY, HOLD THAT FOR ME. 736 00:27:03,100 --> 00:27:04,100 EMILY, BABY, COME HERE. 737 00:27:04,100 --> 00:27:06,100 LET'S SHOW THEM HOW TO DO IT, BABY. 738 00:27:06,100 --> 00:27:07,100 OH, NO, THANK YOU-- 739 00:27:07,100 --> 00:27:09,600 AH, COME ON, YOU'LL ENJOY IT. 740 00:27:09,610 --> 00:27:12,620 YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WORKED FOR WALLY SPARKS. 741 00:27:12,610 --> 00:27:16,610 OH, HARV, THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS I'VE NEVER TOLD YOU. 742 00:27:16,610 --> 00:27:19,610 I'M A VERY DEEP... CARING...SENSUAL... 743 00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:22,130 GIVING PERSON, YOU KNOW? 744 00:27:22,120 --> 00:27:25,120 YOU KNOW WHAT I'D LIKE MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? 745 00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:26,120 WHAT'S THAT? 746 00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:27,120 SEX ON THE BEACH. 747 00:27:27,620 --> 00:27:28,620 I'LL GET THE CAR. 748 00:27:28,630 --> 00:27:30,130 WAIT A SECOND, HONEY. 749 00:27:30,130 --> 00:27:31,130 IT'S JUST A DRINK. 750 00:27:31,130 --> 00:27:32,140 OH. 751 00:27:32,130 --> 00:27:34,130 WHY DON'T YOU GET US 2, OK? YEAH. 752 00:27:34,130 --> 00:27:35,630 BE A DOLL. ALL RIGHT. 753 00:27:35,630 --> 00:27:36,630 ALL RIGHT. 754 00:27:36,630 --> 00:27:38,630 [TANGO MUSIC PLAYING] 755 00:27:40,140 --> 00:27:41,140 OH! 756 00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:00,660 OH! 757 00:28:00,660 --> 00:28:03,170 EXCUSE ME. 758 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:04,660 OH... 759 00:28:04,660 --> 00:28:07,160 AAH... 760 00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:09,660 SENATOR FLOYD PRESTON. WHOO! I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT. 761 00:28:15,170 --> 00:28:18,170 OH! OH! AH! 762 00:28:18,170 --> 00:28:20,670 HEY, WHO KNOWS? SOMEDAY YOU COULD BE THE FIRST LADY. 763 00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:23,680 THE QUESTION IS, 764 00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:26,180 WAS THE GOVERNOR THE FIRST MAN? 765 00:28:26,180 --> 00:28:28,180 WHOA! 766 00:28:28,180 --> 00:28:30,680 WE MET IN SAVANNAH AT YOUR CAMPAIGN RALLY, 767 00:28:30,690 --> 00:28:32,200 BUT YOU PROBABLY DON'T REMEMBER. 768 00:28:32,190 --> 00:28:34,190 FLOYD! 769 00:28:34,190 --> 00:28:36,190 WE BOTH HAD AN AWFUL LOT TO DRINK THAT NIGHT. 770 00:28:36,190 --> 00:28:38,190 YOU HAVE ME CONFUSED WITH SOMEONE ELSE. 771 00:28:38,700 --> 00:28:39,200 WHOO! 772 00:28:39,700 --> 00:28:40,700 OH! 773 00:28:40,700 --> 00:28:42,710 PLEASE, SIR! 774 00:28:42,700 --> 00:28:43,700 OH! 775 00:28:43,700 --> 00:28:44,700 OH! 776 00:28:44,700 --> 00:28:46,700 PARDON ME. 777 00:28:46,700 --> 00:28:48,200 iOLé! 778 00:28:50,710 --> 00:28:51,710 OH, MY GOD... 779 00:28:52,210 --> 00:28:52,710 OH! 780 00:28:53,210 --> 00:28:55,210 Wally: OH, MY BIG DIPPER! 781 00:28:55,210 --> 00:28:57,710 AH--OH! 782 00:28:58,210 --> 00:29:00,210 OH! OH! OH! 783 00:29:00,220 --> 00:29:01,720 WHOA! 784 00:29:03,220 --> 00:29:04,720 OK, BABY, BIG FINISH. SLAP IT DOWN. 785 00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:06,220 OHH...OH! 786 00:29:06,220 --> 00:29:08,720 NOW, THAT WASN'T SO HARD, WAS IT? 787 00:29:08,730 --> 00:29:09,730 EXCUSE ME. 788 00:29:14,230 --> 00:29:16,230 HEY, BUDDY, I'LL TAKE ONE OF THOSE. 789 00:29:16,230 --> 00:29:17,730 YES, SIR. 790 00:29:17,730 --> 00:29:19,230 THANKS. 791 00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:21,240 [JAZZY LIEBESTRAUM PLAYS] 792 00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:26,240 CANAPé, MA'AM? 793 00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:27,740 NO, THANK YOU. 794 00:29:27,740 --> 00:29:29,240 ...REALLY TRY THIS DIET, DIANE. 795 00:29:29,250 --> 00:29:31,250 WELL, IT'S A STRICT VEGETARIAN DIET, 796 00:29:31,250 --> 00:29:33,760 BUT I CAN EAT VEGETABLES, OLIVES, 797 00:29:33,750 --> 00:29:35,750 IT ABSOLUTELY DRIVES MY HUSBAND CRAZY 798 00:29:35,750 --> 00:29:37,750 THAT I WON'T EAT MEAT ANYMORE. 799 00:29:38,250 --> 00:29:38,750 EWW! 800 00:29:39,260 --> 00:29:41,380 Emily: OH, LOOK WHO IT IS! OH, MY GOD! 801 00:29:41,370 --> 00:29:43,370 BLESS YOUR HEART FOR COMING, SIR. 802 00:29:43,380 --> 00:29:44,880 GOVERNOR, GREAT TO BE HERE. 803 00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:46,390 OR SHOULD I SAY SENATOR? 804 00:29:46,380 --> 00:29:47,880 WELL, I HOPE YOU SHOULD. 805 00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:49,880 COULD WE TALK YOU INTO SINGING FOR US TONIGHT? 806 00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:50,880 I WOULD LOVE TO, 807 00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:52,380 BUT THIS THROAT'S A LITTLE SORE TONIGHT. 808 00:29:52,390 --> 00:29:53,390 AWW... AWW... 809 00:29:53,390 --> 00:29:54,890 DON'T EVEN TALK ABOUT IT. SAY NO MORE. 810 00:29:54,890 --> 00:29:55,900 I'LL GET YOU SOME TEA. 811 00:29:55,890 --> 00:29:57,390 WALLY SPARKS! 812 00:29:57,390 --> 00:29:59,390 HEY, MICHAEL, BABY, THIS IS WILD. HOW ARE YOU? 813 00:29:59,390 --> 00:30:01,390 GOOD TO SEE YOU. YOU KNOW, I TELL YOU, THOUGH, 814 00:30:01,390 --> 00:30:02,890 I WENT OUT WITH THIS GIRL LAST WEEK. 815 00:30:02,900 --> 00:30:04,900 SHE WAS SO UGLY, I TOOK HER TO THE BEACH, 816 00:30:04,900 --> 00:30:06,910 THEY WANTED TO KNOW WHAT I USED FOR BAIT. 817 00:30:06,900 --> 00:30:08,400 HEY, MICHAEL, 818 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:10,900 YOU'RE GOING TO SING FOR US TONIGHT, AREN'T YOU? 819 00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,400 MR. SPARKS, WE MUSTN'T IMPOSE. Sore throat... 820 00:30:13,410 --> 00:30:15,420 KNOW WHAT, WALLY? FOR YOU, ANYTHING. 821 00:30:19,410 --> 00:30:20,410 [APPLAUSE] 822 00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:24,920 FOLKS, UH... 823 00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:27,930 I WANT TO DEDICATE THIS SONG TO A GREAT, GREAT STATE... 824 00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:28,920 HEAR, HEAR! 825 00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:31,420 AND TO A VERY SPECIAL FRIEND OF MINE. 826 00:30:31,420 --> 00:30:34,420 THE COOLEST GUY I KNOW, 827 00:30:34,430 --> 00:30:35,440 WALLY SPARKS. 828 00:30:35,430 --> 00:30:37,430 [MUSIC STARTS] 829 00:30:42,940 --> 00:30:44,940 ♪ GEORGIA ♪ 830 00:30:47,940 --> 00:30:49,940 ♪ GEORGIA ♪ 831 00:30:53,450 --> 00:30:58,460 ♪ THE WHOLE DAY THROUGH ♪ 832 00:30:59,950 --> 00:31:02,950 ♪ JUST AN OLD SWEET SONG ♪ 833 00:31:03,460 --> 00:31:05,970 [BLOWS NOSE LOUDLY] 834 00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:13,460 ♪ KEEPS GEORGIA ON MY MIND ♪ 835 00:31:17,970 --> 00:31:18,970 OH! 836 00:31:20,470 --> 00:31:21,470 HI. 837 00:31:21,470 --> 00:31:22,970 HI. 838 00:31:22,980 --> 00:31:24,480 CHEERS. 839 00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:31,980 [WHISPERING] Wally, come here. Come here! 840 00:31:35,490 --> 00:31:37,990 THE CAMERA FELL IN THE PUNCH BOWL. 841 00:31:37,990 --> 00:31:38,990 YEAH? OHH... 842 00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:44,500 ...SOME PUNCH. 843 00:31:46,500 --> 00:31:48,500 OH, GREAT. HERE COMES SOMEBODY. 844 00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:54,000 I WANT TO SEE IF IT'S THE RIGHT TEMPERATURE. 845 00:31:57,010 --> 00:31:58,510 HERE, PUT IT IN THE BAG. 846 00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:10,520 DAMN. 847 00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:13,020 THE PUNCH MUST'VE SHORTED THIS THING OUT. 848 00:32:13,030 --> 00:32:15,540 IT COULD BE THE TV. 849 00:32:15,530 --> 00:32:17,030 SOMETIMES WITH THIS STUFF, 850 00:32:17,030 --> 00:32:18,530 YOU JUST HAVE TO HIT IT 851 00:32:18,530 --> 00:32:20,030 AND IT WORKS, YOU KNOW? 852 00:32:20,030 --> 00:32:21,530 HEY, LOOK AT THIS. IT SAYS "SCREEN." 853 00:32:21,530 --> 00:32:23,030 MAYBE THIS'LL FIX IT, HUH? 854 00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:27,540 EXCUSE ME JUST A MOMENT. I'M SORRY. 855 00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:29,540 OH, SURE. 856 00:32:29,540 --> 00:32:31,040 EXCUSE ME, DARLING, I'M SORRY, 857 00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:32,540 BUT I THINK HARVEY MIGHT BE RUNNING 858 00:32:32,550 --> 00:32:33,550 A NEW CAMPAIGN COMMERCIAL. 859 00:32:34,050 --> 00:32:35,050 I HAD NO IDEA 860 00:32:35,050 --> 00:32:36,560 THERE WAS GOING TO BE A SCREEN PRESENTATION. 861 00:32:36,550 --> 00:32:38,050 WILL YOU EXCUSE ME, GENTLEMEN? 862 00:32:38,050 --> 00:32:39,550 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN-- SORRY, BAND? PLEASE. 863 00:32:39,550 --> 00:32:40,550 [BAND STOPS] 864 00:32:40,550 --> 00:32:42,050 THANK YOU. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 865 00:32:42,060 --> 00:32:43,560 IF YOU'D JOIN US DOWN AT THIS END OF THE ROOM, 866 00:32:44,060 --> 00:32:46,070 WE'RE GOING TO SHOW YOU A LITTLE FILM PRESENTATION. 867 00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:48,060 I HOPE THIS WILL PROVE TO YOU 868 00:32:48,060 --> 00:32:50,560 THAT WE ALWAYS TRY TO USE YOUR CONTRIBUTIONS 869 00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:53,060 IN A MATURE, RESPONSIBLE MANNER. 870 00:32:53,070 --> 00:32:54,570 [PANTING, MOANING] 871 00:32:58,070 --> 00:33:00,070 MY GOD, IT'S A... 872 00:33:00,070 --> 00:33:02,070 WELL, I NEVER... 873 00:33:02,580 --> 00:33:04,080 HOW DID THIS GET ON THERE? 874 00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:07,590 I MUST'VE TAPED OVER JOEY'S PORNO. 875 00:33:07,580 --> 00:33:11,080 FLOYD, WHY IS THAT MAN IN SUCH PAIN? 876 00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:13,580 IS HE ONE OF YOUR SUPPORTERS? 877 00:33:13,590 --> 00:33:14,590 [FASTER BREATHING] 878 00:33:19,590 --> 00:33:21,090 HEY, HERE WE GO. WE GOT SOMETHING. 879 00:33:21,090 --> 00:33:23,090 HA! THANK GOD. IT'S ABOUT TIME. 880 00:33:23,100 --> 00:33:25,610 NOW, MY WIFE HAS TRIED EVERY DIET ON THE PLANET, 881 00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:27,600 AND HER ASS IS STILL AS WIDE AS THE MISSISSIPPI. 882 00:33:28,100 --> 00:33:28,600 OH! 883 00:33:32,610 --> 00:33:33,610 OH, HELEN. 884 00:33:33,610 --> 00:33:35,620 OH, WHAT A TERRIBLE-- RANDAL! 885 00:33:35,610 --> 00:33:37,610 LOOK AT THIS. THE REWIND BUTTON, 886 00:33:37,610 --> 00:33:39,610 IT'S STUCK! 887 00:33:39,610 --> 00:33:40,610 OWOWOH! 888 00:33:41,610 --> 00:33:43,110 OWOWOH! 889 00:33:44,620 --> 00:33:45,630 OWOWOH! 890 00:33:47,620 --> 00:33:48,120 OWOWOH! 891 00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:51,120 [LAUGHTER] 892 00:33:56,130 --> 00:33:58,130 CHECK YOU OUT. 893 00:33:58,130 --> 00:34:01,030 OWOWOH! OWOWOH! OWOWOH! OWOWOH! 894 00:34:01,530 --> 00:34:02,530 HARVEY? 895 00:34:02,540 --> 00:34:04,040 HARVEY! HARVEY! 896 00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:05,040 HARVEY? 897 00:34:05,540 --> 00:34:06,540 HERE I AM. RIGHT NOW. 898 00:34:06,540 --> 00:34:07,540 YES, SIR. DO SOMETHING NOW! 899 00:34:07,540 --> 00:34:09,540 NOW, HARVEY! YES, SIR. 900 00:34:09,540 --> 00:34:12,040 WE GOT NOTHING. THAT TAPE IS RUINED. 901 00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:14,050 AH, SO SUE ME. 902 00:34:14,050 --> 00:34:16,060 OK, BACK TO WORK. 903 00:34:16,050 --> 00:34:18,050 COME ON. I NEED A DRINK. 904 00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:28,760 DAVE. 905 00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:30,260 ISN'T HE BEAUTIFUL? 906 00:34:30,260 --> 00:34:31,760 MM-HMM. 907 00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:33,260 I HAD TO OUTBID 2 OTHER BUYERS. 908 00:34:33,270 --> 00:34:34,770 WORTH EVERY PENNY. 909 00:34:34,770 --> 00:34:36,780 YOU GONNA RACE 'IM, FLOYD? 910 00:34:36,770 --> 00:34:38,770 NO, NO, NO. NOT THIS BOY. 911 00:34:38,770 --> 00:34:40,270 I'M PUTTING HIM OUT TO STUD. 912 00:34:40,270 --> 00:34:41,770 THANK YOU, NANCY, VERY MUCH. 913 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:43,280 FOLKS, THEY'RE ABOUT TO SERVE DESSERT. 914 00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:44,780 WHY DON'T WE HEAD BACK ON IN? 915 00:34:44,780 --> 00:34:46,790 NANCY, COME UP TO THE HOUSE FOR SOME SUPPER 916 00:34:46,780 --> 00:34:47,780 WHEN YOU'RE THROUGH. 917 00:34:57,290 --> 00:34:58,290 HOW ARE YOU? 918 00:34:58,290 --> 00:35:00,290 HI. 919 00:35:00,290 --> 00:35:04,290 HEY, HOW ARE YOU DOING, BOY? 920 00:35:04,300 --> 00:35:07,810 SO, THEY'RE GOING TO SEND YOU OUT TO STUD, HUH? 921 00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:12,300 WHOA! THEY'LL BE FLOCKING ALL OVER YOU. 922 00:35:15,810 --> 00:35:18,810 I KNOW, IT'S RUDE TO DRINK ALONE, HUH? 923 00:35:18,810 --> 00:35:20,810 YOU THIRSTY? I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT. 924 00:35:23,820 --> 00:35:25,320 HERE YOU ARE. 925 00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:27,830 YEAH, I KNOW HOW IT IS, BABY. 926 00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:30,820 I KNOW HOW IT IS. THERE YOU GO, BABY. 927 00:35:30,820 --> 00:35:32,820 OK, HERE, ALL YOU WANT. 928 00:35:32,830 --> 00:35:33,830 [SLURPING] 929 00:35:33,830 --> 00:35:36,340 GO AHEAD. HEY, HAVE A PARTY. 930 00:35:36,830 --> 00:35:40,330 I PROMISE I WON'T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU. 931 00:35:40,830 --> 00:35:41,330 [DIXIE PLAYS] 932 00:35:45,340 --> 00:35:47,350 NOW, LET'S WELCOME TO THE STAGE 933 00:35:47,340 --> 00:35:48,840 OUR GREAT GOVERNOR. 934 00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:50,840 HE'LL HAVE OUR RESPECT AND THE NATION'S 935 00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:52,840 AS OUR NEXT UNITED STATES SENATOR-- 936 00:35:53,350 --> 00:35:54,350 FLOYD PRESTON 937 00:35:54,850 --> 00:35:56,360 AND OUR LOVELY HOSTESS EMILY! 938 00:36:00,350 --> 00:36:02,350 THANK YOU, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 939 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:03,860 Governor: THANK YOU, RANDAL. 940 00:36:03,860 --> 00:36:05,360 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU... 941 00:36:05,860 --> 00:36:06,860 THANK YOU ALL VERY MUCH. 942 00:36:06,860 --> 00:36:08,360 I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE... 943 00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:09,360 [CLINKING] 944 00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:10,860 AND FOR YOUR MANY GENEROUS CONTRIBUTIONS. 945 00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:14,360 I KNOW THIS HAS BEEN A ROUGH CAMPAIGN, 946 00:36:14,870 --> 00:36:16,380 BUT I ASSURE YOU, WE WILL-- 947 00:36:16,370 --> 00:36:18,370 [SHOUTING] NO! NO! 948 00:36:18,870 --> 00:36:19,870 WE WILL RIDE ON... 949 00:36:19,870 --> 00:36:20,870 TO VICTORY-- 950 00:36:20,870 --> 00:36:22,870 OH! AAH! 951 00:36:29,380 --> 00:36:30,880 [WHINNY] 952 00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:31,880 JERICHO! 953 00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:34,880 Wally: GET OUT OF THE WAY! 954 00:36:34,890 --> 00:36:36,900 JERICHO! 955 00:36:40,390 --> 00:36:42,390 IS THAT HORSE TOO ROUGH FOR YOU? 956 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,900 OH, MY GOD... 957 00:36:44,900 --> 00:36:46,910 OH! OH! OH! OH! 958 00:36:46,900 --> 00:36:49,900 HEY, STOP IT! WHAT IS THIS, FOREPLAY? 959 00:36:49,900 --> 00:36:50,900 Emily: DON'T PANIC, ANYBODY, PLEASE! 960 00:36:50,900 --> 00:36:52,900 DO NOT TIP THE VALETS. 961 00:36:52,910 --> 00:36:54,910 THEY HAVE ALREADY BEEN TAKEN CARE OF. 962 00:36:54,910 --> 00:36:56,420 WHA-WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE, SIR? 963 00:36:56,410 --> 00:36:57,910 WHOA! SLOW DOWN, WILL YOU? 964 00:36:57,910 --> 00:36:59,910 SPARKS! GET OFF MY HORSE! 965 00:36:59,910 --> 00:37:01,410 OH, MY GOODNESS! 966 00:37:01,410 --> 00:37:03,410 JUST...JERICHO! 967 00:37:03,420 --> 00:37:05,420 WATCH THE VERMIN ON YOUR RIGHT, SIR! 968 00:37:05,420 --> 00:37:06,930 HOW DO YOU STOP THIS THING? 969 00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:08,420 I NEED A DESIGNATED RIDER. 970 00:37:08,420 --> 00:37:09,920 WHOA! 971 00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:11,420 OH, MY GOD! 972 00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:12,920 YOU ARE DESECRATING THE FLAG 973 00:37:12,930 --> 00:37:13,930 OF THE SACRED STATE OF-- 974 00:37:13,930 --> 00:37:15,430 GOVERNOR, LOOK OUT, WILL YOU? 975 00:37:15,430 --> 00:37:18,440 MR. SPARKS, WOULD YOU MIND YOURSELF, PLEASE? 976 00:37:18,430 --> 00:37:19,930 WHOA, BOY... 977 00:37:19,930 --> 00:37:21,930 EASY, BOY, EASY... 978 00:37:21,930 --> 00:37:24,930 CALM YOURSELF, BOY. GOOD LAD. 979 00:37:24,940 --> 00:37:26,950 Wally: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 980 00:37:26,940 --> 00:37:28,440 HEY, NO MORE FOR YOU. 981 00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:29,440 THE BAR'S CLOSED. 982 00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:30,940 OHH...YEAH. 983 00:37:32,950 --> 00:37:33,950 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! 984 00:37:33,950 --> 00:37:35,450 [WHINNY] 985 00:37:35,450 --> 00:37:36,960 OH! 986 00:37:36,950 --> 00:37:38,450 LOOK OUT! 987 00:37:38,950 --> 00:37:39,950 HE'S GONNA BLOW! 988 00:37:39,950 --> 00:37:40,950 RUN! 989 00:37:45,460 --> 00:37:48,470 RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! DRUNK HORSE! 990 00:37:48,460 --> 00:37:50,460 GOOD NIGHT. CALL ME. 991 00:37:50,460 --> 00:37:52,460 HEY, I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS. AAH! 992 00:37:52,970 --> 00:37:54,470 [WHINNY] 993 00:37:54,470 --> 00:37:56,980 AAH! 994 00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,980 I REALLY HATE THAT MAN. 995 00:38:04,980 --> 00:38:06,850 FLOYD... 996 00:38:06,850 --> 00:38:08,850 GET DOWN FROM THERE. 997 00:38:08,850 --> 00:38:10,360 [HORSE SNORTS] 998 00:38:11,730 --> 00:38:14,230 IN A BIZARRE ACCIDENT HERE AT THE GOVERNOR'S MANSION, 999 00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:16,750 TALK SHOW HOST WALLY SPARKS HEROICALLY RESTRAINED 1000 00:38:16,740 --> 00:38:18,740 A MANIACAL HORSE FROM INJURING THE GOVERNOR 1001 00:38:18,740 --> 00:38:20,240 AND HIS PARTY GUESTS. 1002 00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:22,240 THE GOVERNOR'S PRIZE THOROUGHBRED JERICHO 1003 00:38:22,750 --> 00:38:25,760 WAS NOT SERIOUSLY INJURED, B-B-BUT THEY SAY HE'S... 1004 00:38:25,750 --> 00:38:27,750 SUFFERING FROM A SEVERE HANGOVER. 1005 00:38:28,250 --> 00:38:31,250 THIS AIN'T GOING TO HURT YOU ONE BIT, BABY. 1006 00:38:31,250 --> 00:38:33,250 ALL RIGHT, GREASE HIM UP THERE. 1007 00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:35,770 OK, GIVE ME THAT BUTT GREASE. 1008 00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:37,260 THIS IS STUTTERING JOHN REPORTING TO YOU FROM GEORGIA, 1009 00:38:37,260 --> 00:38:38,760 AND THIS IS FREAKING DISGUSTING, 1010 00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:39,760 AND I'M OUT OF HERE. 1011 00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:42,260 WALLY SPARKS' CONDITION IS STILL UNKNOWN AT THIS TIME. 1012 00:38:42,270 --> 00:38:43,770 STORIES ARE RAPIDLY SPREADING 1013 00:38:43,770 --> 00:38:45,270 THAT THE CONTROVERSIAL TV TALKSTER'S INJURIES 1014 00:38:45,270 --> 00:38:46,780 MAY PROVE FATAL. 1015 00:38:46,770 --> 00:38:48,770 HE'S SAID TO BE RESTING IN THE GOVERNOR'S BEDROOM. 1016 00:38:53,390 --> 00:38:54,890 Wally: OH, HONEY, I LOVE YOU. 1017 00:38:55,390 --> 00:38:56,890 BABY, I LOVE YOU, DON'T FIGHT ME. 1018 00:38:56,900 --> 00:38:59,410 DO THE RIGHT THING, NOW, COME ON, BABY. 1019 00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:00,900 DON'T FIGHT ME. 1020 00:39:00,900 --> 00:39:02,400 DO THE RIGHT THING, WILL YOU? COME ON, HUH? 1021 00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:03,400 WALLY. 1022 00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:04,900 OH, BABY, I LOVE YOU. COME HERE, BABY... 1023 00:39:04,900 --> 00:39:07,400 HEY, WALLY, COME ON, WAKE UP! 1024 00:39:07,410 --> 00:39:09,920 WALLY, WAKE UP. HEY. 1025 00:39:09,910 --> 00:39:10,910 OH, IT'S YOU. 1026 00:39:10,910 --> 00:39:12,910 YEAH. YOU ALL RIGHT? 1027 00:39:12,910 --> 00:39:14,910 BOY, I REALLY POURED ONE ON. 1028 00:39:14,910 --> 00:39:15,910 YEAH, YOU DID. 1029 00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:16,920 MY HEAD. 1030 00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:18,920 I GOT HAMMERED. 1031 00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:20,930 LOOK AT THE PUBLICITY YOU'RE GETTING. 1032 00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:24,420 YOUR ACCIDENT WAS A GIGANTIC MEDIA EVENT. 1033 00:39:24,420 --> 00:39:29,430 YOU CAN'T BUY THIS KIND OF PUBLICITY. 1034 00:39:29,430 --> 00:39:30,930 STOP THE PRESSES! 1035 00:39:30,930 --> 00:39:33,430 I'M JUST ABOUT TO BE BRILLIANT. 1036 00:39:33,430 --> 00:39:35,430 THIS...IS HOW WE'RE GOING TO SAVE THE SHOW! 1037 00:39:39,940 --> 00:39:42,440 WE'LL TELL THEM THAT YOU INJURED YOUR BACK. 1038 00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:44,940 DOCTORS CAN'T PROVE A PHONY BACK INJURY WITH AN X-RAY. 1039 00:39:44,940 --> 00:39:46,940 THEN WE'LL SAY YOU CAN'T BE MOVED, 1040 00:39:46,950 --> 00:39:49,460 AND YOU'RE GOING TO STAY HERE TILL YOU CAN WALK. 1041 00:39:49,450 --> 00:39:51,580 WELL, WHAT DO I WANT TO STAY HERE FOR? 1042 00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:53,080 SO YOU CAN DO THE SHOW! 1043 00:39:53,090 --> 00:39:55,090 HERE, DRINK THIS. YOU'LL FEEL BETTER. 1044 00:39:55,590 --> 00:39:56,600 DO WHAT SHOW? 1045 00:39:56,590 --> 00:39:59,090 WHAT SHOW? "LIVE, FROM THE GOVERNOR'S MANSION, 1046 00:39:59,090 --> 00:40:00,590 THE WALLY SPARKS SHOW!" 1047 00:40:00,590 --> 00:40:02,590 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PROVE, 1048 00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:04,600 LITTLE THINGS MEAN A LOT? 1049 00:40:05,100 --> 00:40:08,110 I'M TELLING YOU, WALLY, IT'LL WORK. 1050 00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:09,600 OH, SANDY, I DON'T KNOW, YOU KNOW? 1051 00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:11,100 I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 1052 00:40:11,100 --> 00:40:13,100 I MEAN, THE GOVERNOR, HE'S BEEN SO NICE TO US. 1053 00:40:13,110 --> 00:40:15,110 I FEEL LIKE WE'RE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE GUY. 1054 00:40:15,110 --> 00:40:16,120 WOW! 1055 00:40:16,110 --> 00:40:19,110 YOU LOOK A LOT FATTER THAN YOU DO ON TV. 1056 00:40:19,110 --> 00:40:20,610 YEAH? AND I'M TOUGHER, TOO. WHO ARE YOU? 1057 00:40:21,110 --> 00:40:23,110 ROBBY PRESTON, THE GOVERNOR'S SON. 1058 00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,120 I INVITED YOU GUYS TO THE PARTY. 1059 00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:26,130 WAIT, YOU SENT THE INVITATION? 1060 00:40:26,620 --> 00:40:29,620 OH, YEAH! I'M WALLY'S BIGGEST FAN. 1061 00:40:29,620 --> 00:40:31,620 [IMITATING WALLY] HEY, SHE'S A WILD GIRL. 1062 00:40:31,620 --> 00:40:33,620 SHE PUT ON A VIRGIN WOOL SWEATER, 1063 00:40:34,130 --> 00:40:35,630 HER BODY REJECTED IT. 1064 00:40:35,630 --> 00:40:37,140 THIS KID'S ALL RIGHT. 1065 00:40:37,130 --> 00:40:40,630 I CAN'T HEAR YOU. THIS JACKET'S TOO LOUD! 1066 00:40:40,630 --> 00:40:42,630 HEY, KID, YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW? 1067 00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:45,140 BUT I THOUGHT YOUR FATHER INVITED ME TO THIS PARTY. 1068 00:40:45,140 --> 00:40:46,150 OH, NO. 1069 00:40:46,140 --> 00:40:49,140 YOU'RE THE LAST PERSON ON EARTH HE WANTS TO SEE. 1070 00:40:49,140 --> 00:40:51,640 HE HATES YOUR GUTS. HE THINKS YOU'RE SLIME. 1071 00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:53,140 THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 1072 00:40:53,150 --> 00:40:55,650 IS THAT A COMPLIMENT, OR WHAT? 1073 00:40:55,650 --> 00:40:57,160 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE, HUH? 1074 00:40:57,650 --> 00:41:00,150 EAVESDROPPING. HEARD EVERYTHING YOU GUYS SAID. 1075 00:41:00,150 --> 00:41:02,150 BUT DON'T WORRY. I WON'T RAT. 1076 00:41:02,150 --> 00:41:03,650 BESIDES, 1077 00:41:03,660 --> 00:41:06,170 I'M THE SECOND-TO-LAST PERSON ON EARTH 1078 00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:07,660 MY DAD WANTS TO SEE. 1079 00:41:09,660 --> 00:41:11,780 IS THIS TRUE? IS THIS TRUE? 1080 00:41:11,780 --> 00:41:13,280 I'M OVER HERE, PUTZ. 1081 00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:14,780 IS THIS TRUE? 1082 00:41:14,780 --> 00:41:18,780 IS HE REALLY DOING THE SHOW FROM A WHEELCHAIR? 1083 00:41:19,290 --> 00:41:20,790 WHAT A STROKE OF LUCK. 1084 00:41:21,290 --> 00:41:23,290 WALLY PARALYZED... 1085 00:41:23,290 --> 00:41:24,790 IN THE GOVERNOR'S MANSION. 1086 00:41:24,790 --> 00:41:27,790 SIR, WHAT IF THIS IS ONE OF SPARKS' WILD STUNTS 1087 00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:29,310 JUST TO SAVE HIS SHOW? 1088 00:41:29,300 --> 00:41:31,300 MAYBE I SHOULD GO DOWN THERE AND INVESTIGATE. 1089 00:41:31,300 --> 00:41:33,800 I'LL PROVE TO YOU HE'S CONCOCTED THE WHOLE THING-- 1090 00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:34,800 MILLER. 1091 00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:35,800 YES, SIR? 1092 00:41:35,810 --> 00:41:38,310 I THINK YOU NEED A WOMAN. 1093 00:41:38,310 --> 00:41:39,320 OH, SIR, I-- 1094 00:41:39,310 --> 00:41:41,310 EVEN IF SHE'S EXPENSIVE. 1095 00:41:41,310 --> 00:41:42,810 O...K. 1096 00:41:44,310 --> 00:41:45,810 GOVERNOR FLOYD PRESTON AND HIS SUPPORTERS 1097 00:41:45,820 --> 00:41:48,320 HAVE JUST FINISHED THEIR PRESENTATION 1098 00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:49,830 IN OPPOSITION TO THE DEVELOPMENT 1099 00:41:49,820 --> 00:41:51,820 OF A CIVIL WAR THEME PARK 1100 00:41:51,820 --> 00:41:53,320 PLANNED TO BE DEVELOPED 1101 00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:55,320 RIGHT HERE ON THIS HISTORICAL LANDMARK. 1102 00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:57,320 [FIFES AND DRUMS PLAYING WHEN JOHNNY COMES MARCHING HOME] 1103 00:41:57,330 --> 00:41:58,330 THANK YOU. 1104 00:41:58,330 --> 00:42:00,340 I LOVE WORKING WITH A TRIO. 1105 00:42:00,330 --> 00:42:02,330 NEXT WEEK THEY OPEN IN VEGAS. 1106 00:42:02,330 --> 00:42:04,710 I'LL BE IN THE LOUNGE. CUT. 1107 00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:06,230 GOVERNOR, IF YOU KICK HIM OUT, 1108 00:42:06,220 --> 00:42:07,720 THEY ARE THREATENING TO SUE. 1109 00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:09,220 THINK OF THE NEGATIVE PRESS YOU'LL RECEIVE, 1110 00:42:09,220 --> 00:42:11,720 NOT TO MENTION WHAT HE MIGHT SAY ABOUT YOU ON HIS SHOW. 1111 00:42:11,720 --> 00:42:13,720 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. WHY DIDN'T HE JUST GO STAY IN THE HOSPITAL? 1112 00:42:13,730 --> 00:42:16,240 WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET SOME GOOD PLAY OUT OF THIS, SIR. 1113 00:42:16,230 --> 00:42:18,730 ESPECIALLY IF WE AIR YOUR CAMPAIGN COMMERCIALS 1114 00:42:18,730 --> 00:42:20,730 DURING THE TAPING OF HIS SHOW FROM YOUR HOUSE. 1115 00:42:20,730 --> 00:42:23,730 NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT HIM BROADCASTING FROM MY HOME! 1116 00:42:23,740 --> 00:42:25,240 HOLD HIM, HOLD HIM. 1117 00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:27,250 GOVERNOR, I THINK IT'S VERY GRACIOUS FOR YOU 1118 00:42:27,240 --> 00:42:29,740 TO OPEN UP YOUR HOME TO WALLY SPARKS. 1119 00:42:29,740 --> 00:42:31,240 ANY MAN WITH A HEART LIKE THAT 1120 00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:32,740 HAS GOT A VOTE FROM ME. 1121 00:42:32,750 --> 00:42:35,250 YEAH, MINE, TOO. GOD BLESS YOU, GOVERNOR PRESTON. 1122 00:42:38,750 --> 00:42:40,750 WHAT ELSE DOES MR. SPARKS WANT? 1123 00:42:40,750 --> 00:42:43,250 WELL, SIR, HE'D LIKE TO CONTINUE TO STAY IN YOUR BEDROOM, 1124 00:42:43,260 --> 00:42:45,260 AND HE'S JUST CRAZY ABOUT YOUR PAJAMAS. 1125 00:42:45,260 --> 00:42:46,270 [MUTTERING] 1126 00:42:46,260 --> 00:42:49,260 NOW, HIS PRODUCER, A LOVELY, CARING WOMAN, 1127 00:42:49,260 --> 00:42:52,760 HAS ASSURED ME THAT THE PEACE AND TRANQUILLITY OF YOUR HOME 1128 00:42:52,770 --> 00:42:54,770 WILL NOT BE DISTURBED. 1129 00:42:54,770 --> 00:42:56,280 BACK THAT MOTHER UP OVER HERE! 1130 00:42:56,270 --> 00:42:58,270 COME ON, LET'S MOVE IT! MOVE IT! MOVE IT! 1131 00:42:58,270 --> 00:43:00,270 COME ON! COME ON! 1132 00:43:00,270 --> 00:43:01,270 LET'S GO! LET'S GO! 1133 00:43:01,270 --> 00:43:04,270 LET'S GO! LET'S GO! LET'S MOVE OUR BUTTS HERE! 1134 00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:06,290 COME ON, PEOPLE, LET'S GO. WE'RE LOSING THE LIGHT. 1135 00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:08,280 Crowd, chanting: WALLY! WALLY! WALLY! 1136 00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:10,280 OH! OH! AAH! 1137 00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:11,780 IT'S WALLY! 1138 00:43:11,780 --> 00:43:12,780 HI THERE. 1139 00:43:12,790 --> 00:43:15,290 OH, IT'S ONLY THE GOVERNOR. 1140 00:43:15,290 --> 00:43:17,300 HOW DO YOU DO, MA'AM? 1141 00:43:17,290 --> 00:43:18,790 WALLY! WALLY! WALLY! 1142 00:43:18,790 --> 00:43:19,910 Robby, on bullhorn: YEAH, BRING IN THAT CABLE. 1143 00:43:19,910 --> 00:43:21,410 YOU KNOW, WE'VE ONLY GOT A FEW HOURS. 1144 00:43:21,910 --> 00:43:23,410 LET'S GO, GUYS. COME ON. YOU'RE DOING GREAT. 1145 00:43:23,410 --> 00:43:25,410 LET'S GO! YEAH, HURRY UP! WE'VE GOT A SHOW TO DO 1146 00:43:25,410 --> 00:43:26,910 IN A COUPLE OF HOURS. COME ON! COME ON! 1147 00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:30,430 GOVERNOR, WILL YOU PLEASE GET OUT OF THE WAY? 1148 00:43:30,420 --> 00:43:33,170 WE'RE TRYING TO WORK HERE. 1149 00:43:33,170 --> 00:43:34,170 WOULD YOU LIKE A MUFFIN? 1150 00:43:34,170 --> 00:43:36,670 [EVERYBODY TALKING] 1151 00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:37,680 MUFFIN? 1152 00:43:38,180 --> 00:43:39,180 THEY'RE FAT-FREE. 1153 00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:41,180 EMILY, WHO ARE ALL-- 1154 00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:42,680 UH, WOULD YOU LIKE A MUFFIN? 1155 00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:43,680 EMILY, WHO-- 1156 00:43:44,180 --> 00:43:45,680 WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE? 1157 00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:48,180 THEY'RE GUESTS ON THE SHOW. FLOYD, ISN'T THIS EXCITING? 1158 00:43:48,190 --> 00:43:49,190 YOU SHOULD LOOK AT THIS. 1159 00:43:49,690 --> 00:43:50,690 SIR, THAT'S AN EXTREMELY VALUABLE 1160 00:43:50,690 --> 00:43:52,690 18th CENTURY FRENCH INLAID SIDE TABLE. 1161 00:43:52,690 --> 00:43:53,690 IT'S VERY VALUABLE, I JUST-- 1162 00:43:53,690 --> 00:43:55,190 OK, WE WON'T BREAK ANYTHING. 1163 00:43:55,190 --> 00:43:58,190 I DON'T WANT DENTS AND SCRATCHES ON IT. 1164 00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:00,210 GET AWAY FROM MY CHEST, SIR! 1165 00:44:02,590 --> 00:44:05,090 LIVE FROM THE GOVERNOR'S MANSION IN ATLANTA, 1166 00:44:05,090 --> 00:44:06,600 IT'S THE SHOW THAT TELLS IT LIKE IT IS. 1167 00:44:06,590 --> 00:44:09,090 AIN'T NO MYSTERY TO THIS MAN'S HISTORY. 1168 00:44:09,090 --> 00:44:13,090 MEET WALLY SPARKS. 1169 00:44:13,100 --> 00:44:15,850 TONIGHT OUR SHOW FOCUSES ON A COMPARISON 1170 00:44:15,850 --> 00:44:19,360 OF AMERICAN WRESTLING TO JAPAN'S SUMO WRESTLERS. 1171 00:44:19,350 --> 00:44:22,850 SUMO IS THE NATIONAL WRESTLING SPORT OF JAPAN, 1172 00:44:22,860 --> 00:44:24,860 AND THE JAPANESE PEOPLE HAVE HIGH REGARD 1173 00:44:24,860 --> 00:44:26,870 FOR THESE MIGHTY ATHLETES. 1174 00:44:28,860 --> 00:44:31,860 OK, BOYS, STOP BOWING. YOU'LL TIP OVER, HUH? 1175 00:44:31,860 --> 00:44:35,360 THAT'S IT, SIT DOWN. DOWN, BOYS, DOWN. OK. ALL RIGHT. 1176 00:44:35,370 --> 00:44:38,380 NOW, FOLKS, LET'S MEET THE AMERICAN WRESTLERS, 1177 00:44:38,370 --> 00:44:40,370 THE EVER-DANGEROUS PYTHON BROTHERS. 1178 00:44:40,370 --> 00:44:42,870 YEAH! 1179 00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:44,880 [AUDIENCE BOOS AND HISSES] 1180 00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:46,390 NOW TELL ME, BOYS. 1181 00:44:46,380 --> 00:44:48,880 WHY ARE YOU GIVING THE SUMOS A HARD TIME? 1182 00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:50,880 WELL, WALLY, THESE FAT TUBS OF LARD 1183 00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:52,380 HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL THEMSELVES 1184 00:44:52,380 --> 00:44:54,380 PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES 1185 00:44:54,390 --> 00:44:56,900 WHEN THEY LOOK MORE LIKE THE FUJI BLIMP! 1186 00:44:56,890 --> 00:44:59,890 WE SPEND LONG, HARD HOURS IN THE GYM 1187 00:44:59,890 --> 00:45:02,890 GETTING OUR BODIES TO LOOK LIKE THIS. 1188 00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:04,400 YEAH! 1189 00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:07,910 BOYS, NAME CALLING ISN'T GOING TO SOLVE ANYTHING. 1190 00:45:07,900 --> 00:45:10,900 THEN TELL THEM TO STOP STUFFING THEIR FACES 1191 00:45:10,900 --> 00:45:12,900 AND BUY SOME BRASSIERES! 1192 00:45:12,910 --> 00:45:14,410 [SPEAKING JAPANESE] 1193 00:45:14,410 --> 00:45:16,420 DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT THE HELL THESE 2 JUMBOS 1194 00:45:16,410 --> 00:45:17,910 ARE TALKING ABOUT? 1195 00:45:17,910 --> 00:45:19,410 UNFORTUNATELY, 1196 00:45:19,410 --> 00:45:21,410 OUR JAPANESE INTERPRETER NEVER SHOWED UP. 1197 00:45:21,410 --> 00:45:24,410 BUT LUCKY FOR US, I SPEAK FLUENT JAPANESE. 1198 00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:26,430 HE DOES? 1199 00:45:26,420 --> 00:45:27,920 [SPEAKING JAPANESE] 1200 00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:30,420 ...TOYOTA, MADAME BUTTERFLY... 1201 00:45:30,420 --> 00:45:32,420 [SPEAKING JAPANESE] 1202 00:45:32,420 --> 00:45:33,420 OH, REALLY? 1203 00:45:33,430 --> 00:45:34,930 THEY SAY YOU'RE NOTHING 1204 00:45:34,930 --> 00:45:36,440 BUT A COUPLE OF STEROID-POPPING PIMPS, 1205 00:45:36,430 --> 00:45:37,930 AND YOU COULDN'T LICK THE SWEAT 1206 00:45:37,930 --> 00:45:39,430 OFF THEIR FLABBY ARMPITS. 1207 00:45:39,430 --> 00:45:42,930 TELL TUBBY HE COULDN'T LAST 2 SECONDS IN THE RING WITH ME, 1208 00:45:42,940 --> 00:45:46,950 NOT EVEN IF HIS LIFE DEPENDED ON IT! 1209 00:45:46,940 --> 00:45:47,940 [SPEAKING JAPANESE] 1210 00:45:47,940 --> 00:45:49,440 YOU TELL THEM 1211 00:45:49,940 --> 00:45:50,940 WE'LL WIPE THE FLOOR WITH THEIR DIAPER-WEARING BUTTS! 1212 00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:52,440 I'M GOING FOR MUFFINS. 1213 00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:53,440 YEAH, DEAR. WHATEVER. 1214 00:45:53,950 --> 00:45:55,450 THEY WANNA KNOW-- IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP, 1215 00:45:55,450 --> 00:45:56,460 WHICH ONE IS THE MAN, 1216 00:45:56,450 --> 00:45:58,450 AND WHICH ONE IS THE WOMAN? 1217 00:45:58,450 --> 00:46:00,450 [YELLING AND GRUNTING] 1218 00:46:00,450 --> 00:46:01,450 HARVEY, I DON'T LIKE THIS AT ALL. 1219 00:46:01,450 --> 00:46:02,950 AAH! 1220 00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:04,960 DON'T WORRY, SIR. IT'S JUST A SETUP. 1221 00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:05,960 IT'S ALL PART OF THE ACT. 1222 00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:08,470 AAH! 1223 00:46:08,460 --> 00:46:10,460 GOOD HEAVENS. SON, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1224 00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:12,460 YEAH. 1225 00:46:12,460 --> 00:46:14,460 THERE YOU ARE. AAH! 1226 00:46:14,470 --> 00:46:16,980 I'M TELLING YOU, YOU'RE BLOCKING MY CLOSEUP. 1227 00:46:16,970 --> 00:46:18,970 WHOA, VERY REALISTIC, SIR. 1228 00:46:18,970 --> 00:46:19,970 HYAH! 1229 00:46:19,970 --> 00:46:21,970 AAH! 1230 00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:26,490 Wally: BOYS, BOYS, CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG? 1231 00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:29,980 CAN I HELP YOU? 1232 00:46:29,980 --> 00:46:32,480 I'M DEAN SPARKS. I'M LOOKING FOR MY FATHER WALLY. 1233 00:46:32,990 --> 00:46:34,990 OH, YES. HE'S IN THE LIVING ROOM. 1234 00:46:34,990 --> 00:46:36,500 FOLLOW ME, PLEASE. 1235 00:46:36,490 --> 00:46:39,990 MUFFIN? THEY'RE MIGHTY POPULAR. 1236 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:50,000 HEY, EVERYTHING'S GETTING OUT OF HAND HERE. 1237 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,000 THERE HE IS. 1238 00:46:53,010 --> 00:46:55,010 WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE? 1239 00:46:55,010 --> 00:46:57,020 OH, DEAN. EGYPT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1240 00:46:57,010 --> 00:46:58,010 I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 1241 00:46:58,010 --> 00:46:59,010 AAH! 1242 00:46:59,010 --> 00:47:00,510 OH. STOP! 1243 00:47:00,510 --> 00:47:02,010 Joey: OH, MY GOD! THE SNAKE'S LOOSE! 1244 00:47:02,010 --> 00:47:04,010 Sandy: GET A WIDE SHOT OF THAT SNAKE. 1245 00:47:04,020 --> 00:47:05,520 WHAT IS ALL THIS? 1246 00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:07,030 AW, NOTHING. I'M DOING A SHOW. 1247 00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:09,020 OH, I'M SORRY I MISSED YOUR GIG THE OTHER NIGHT. 1248 00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:10,020 I REALLY WANTED TO BE THERE. 1249 00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:11,520 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 1250 00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:13,020 LISTEN, WHEN WE HEARD YOU WERE STUCK DOWN HERE, 1251 00:47:13,030 --> 00:47:14,530 WE BOOKED THE BAND INTO A LOCAL CLUB. 1252 00:47:14,530 --> 00:47:15,530 AAH! 1253 00:47:15,530 --> 00:47:17,540 SUMO! 1254 00:47:17,530 --> 00:47:18,530 AAH! 1255 00:47:18,530 --> 00:47:21,030 Emily: OH, YOU, PUT MY HUSBAND DOWN. 1256 00:47:21,030 --> 00:47:22,030 AAH! 1257 00:47:22,030 --> 00:47:25,030 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? ROBBY. ROBBY, HONEY. 1258 00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:28,550 GOVERNOR. GOVERNOR, I WANT YOU TO MEET MY SON DEAN. 1259 00:47:28,540 --> 00:47:30,540 HE'LL BE VISITING US FOR A FEW DAYS, YOU KNOW? 1260 00:47:30,540 --> 00:47:33,040 HELP ME. 1261 00:47:34,050 --> 00:47:38,060 WELL, THE GOVERNOR SAYS HELLO. 1262 00:47:42,550 --> 00:47:45,050 WELCOME BACK TO TALK SOUP. I'M JOHN HENSON. 1263 00:47:45,060 --> 00:47:47,070 WELL, YET ANOTHER FIGHT BROKE OUT 1264 00:47:47,060 --> 00:47:48,560 ON THE WALLY SPARKS SHOW THIS WEEK 1265 00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:51,060 WHEN WALLY AND GOVERNOR PRESTON MIXED IT UP 1266 00:47:51,060 --> 00:47:53,060 WITH SOME NASTY WRESTLERS. LET'S WATCH. 1267 00:47:55,070 --> 00:47:57,580 AAH! 1268 00:47:57,570 --> 00:48:01,570 OH, MAN. WHO'S WALLY'S NEW PROMOTER, DON KING? 1269 00:48:01,570 --> 00:48:04,690 LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE! 1270 00:48:04,690 --> 00:48:05,690 NOW, FOLKS, YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS? 1271 00:48:05,690 --> 00:48:06,690 I HEAR THAT WALLY SPARKS 1272 00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:09,200 IS ACTUALLY SLEEPING IN GOVERNOR PRESTON'S BEDROOM. 1273 00:48:09,700 --> 00:48:11,200 THE ONLY PROBLEM IS, WALLY SAYS THE GOVERNOR'S WIFE 1274 00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:13,200 KEEPS HOGGING ALL THE COVERS. 1275 00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:16,200 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. 1276 00:48:16,210 --> 00:48:19,720 I THOUGHT THERE WAS GOING TO BE A TOTAL TRANSFORMATION. 1277 00:48:19,710 --> 00:48:22,710 THAT WAS THE SAME OLD WALLY SPARKS SHOW. 1278 00:48:22,710 --> 00:48:25,210 THE NEXT SHOW'S GOING TO BE MUCH, MUCH BETTER. 1279 00:48:25,210 --> 00:48:26,210 I SWEAR TO GOD. 1280 00:48:26,220 --> 00:48:30,730 HO HO HO. NO. THERE'S NOT GONNA BE ANY MORE SHOWS. 1281 00:48:30,720 --> 00:48:31,720 [WHISTLES] 1282 00:48:31,720 --> 00:48:34,720 TELL HIM IT'S OVER. 1283 00:48:34,720 --> 00:48:37,720 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, SIR? YOU GONNA CANCEL US? 1284 00:48:37,730 --> 00:48:39,230 YES! 1285 00:48:39,230 --> 00:48:41,740 [SIGHS] WELL, IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU WANT IT, 1286 00:48:42,230 --> 00:48:45,230 I GUESS THAT'S HOW IT'S GOTTA BE. 1287 00:48:45,230 --> 00:48:46,730 I GUESS WALLY WILL JUST HAVE TO TAKE 1288 00:48:46,740 --> 00:48:49,240 ONE OF THE OTHER 3 NETWORK OFFERS 1289 00:48:49,240 --> 00:48:50,750 TO AIR THE SPECIAL. 1290 00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:52,740 SPECIAL? WHAT SPECIAL? 1291 00:48:52,740 --> 00:48:55,240 OH, NOTHING TO CONCERN YOURSELF WITH, 1292 00:48:55,240 --> 00:48:57,240 I MEAN, NOW THAT IT'S OVER BETWEEN YOU AND WALLY. 1293 00:48:57,250 --> 00:49:00,260 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. SANDY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1294 00:49:00,250 --> 00:49:01,250 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS? 1295 00:49:01,750 --> 00:49:04,250 WELL, BECAUSE I THOUGHT I'D JUST KEEP IT ON THE Q.T. 1296 00:49:04,250 --> 00:49:06,750 YOU KNOW, MAKE IT A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU. 1297 00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:08,760 BUT, UM, I BOOKED GOVERNOR PRESTON 1298 00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:10,770 TO DO A ONE-ON-ONE WITH WALLY. 1299 00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:12,760 ALL RIGHT. WELL, THEN I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 1300 00:49:13,260 --> 00:49:15,760 I-I'LL PUT A WHOLE BIG CAMPAIGN BEHIND THIS SHOW. 1301 00:49:16,270 --> 00:49:17,270 OH, GREAT, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 1302 00:49:17,270 --> 00:49:19,270 YOU SHOULD HOLD OFF UNTIL THE DAY OF THE SHOW. 1303 00:49:19,270 --> 00:49:21,780 HOLD IT? WHY? 1304 00:49:22,270 --> 00:49:24,770 I HAVEN'T WORKED OUT ALL THE PARTICULARS 1305 00:49:24,770 --> 00:49:25,770 WITH THE GOVERNOR'S PEOPLE YET. 1306 00:49:25,770 --> 00:49:27,770 YEAH, BUT YOU'RE GONNA WORK IT OUT. 1307 00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:30,790 UH, YES. I'M GOING TO GET RIGHT ON TOP OF IT. 1308 00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:33,280 HARVEY... 1309 00:49:36,970 --> 00:49:38,170 OH, SHIT. 1310 00:50:26,590 --> 00:50:28,590 AAH! AAH! 1311 00:50:28,590 --> 00:50:30,100 AAH! 1312 00:50:30,090 --> 00:50:35,090 MOM! DADDY! MOM! DADDY! THERE'S A MAN IN MY ROOM! 1313 00:50:35,090 --> 00:50:38,090 DADDY! MOM! DADDY! DADDY! 1314 00:50:38,100 --> 00:50:40,110 WHAT HAPPENED, YOUR HUSBAND COME HOME? 1315 00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:44,100 AAH! 1316 00:50:44,100 --> 00:50:46,100 IT'S FRUSTRATING FOR ALL OF US, BABY DOLL. 1317 00:50:46,610 --> 00:50:47,610 DADDY, I CANNOT BELIEVE 1318 00:50:47,610 --> 00:50:49,110 YOU'RE LETTING THIS MAN TREAT YOU THIS WAY. 1319 00:50:49,610 --> 00:50:51,620 FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES, JUST THROW HIM OUT. 1320 00:50:51,610 --> 00:50:53,110 DARLING, I CAN'T DO THAT. HARVEY BISHOP 1321 00:50:53,110 --> 00:50:55,610 SAYS THAT WOULD ADVERSELY IMPACT MY CAMPAIGN. 1322 00:50:55,610 --> 00:50:58,110 WELL, I HAVE NO CAMPAIGN, SO IF I THROW HIM OUT, IT'S OK. 1323 00:50:58,120 --> 00:50:59,620 PRISCILLA, HONEY, DON'T DO THAT. 1324 00:50:59,620 --> 00:51:01,630 HARVEY SAYS IF I'M NICE TO HIM-- 1325 00:51:01,620 --> 00:51:04,120 HARVEY SAYS? LISTEN TO YOU, DADDY. 1326 00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:06,620 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE WITHOUT HARVEY. 1327 00:51:06,630 --> 00:51:08,630 GOOD NIGHT, DADDY. 1328 00:51:08,630 --> 00:51:11,140 WAIT, BABY DOLL. WAIT. HON... 1329 00:51:25,030 --> 00:51:27,540 [DOOR OPENS] WELCOME HOME, SIS. 1330 00:51:27,530 --> 00:51:28,530 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1331 00:51:28,530 --> 00:51:30,030 WALLY WANTS SOME DOWN PILLOWS. 1332 00:51:30,030 --> 00:51:33,530 GET OUT OF THE WAY, TOOTS. HOT STUFF COMING THROUGH. 1333 00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:36,040 [DOOR OPENS] IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, MR. SPARKS, 1334 00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:37,550 BUZZ ME ON THE INTERCOM. 1335 00:51:37,540 --> 00:51:39,540 GOOD MORNING, DARLING. [KISS] 1336 00:51:39,540 --> 00:51:42,040 ♪ CAMPTOWN RACES, HEAR MY SONG ♪ 1337 00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:43,040 ♪ DOO-DAH ♪ 1338 00:51:43,050 --> 00:51:45,050 ♪ DOO-DAH ♪ 1339 00:51:45,050 --> 00:51:46,560 Wally: COME IN. 1340 00:51:49,050 --> 00:51:50,050 MR. SPARKS... [DOOR CLOSES] 1341 00:51:50,050 --> 00:51:52,550 OH, THOSE YANKEES. YOU CAN'T STOP 'EM. 1342 00:51:52,550 --> 00:51:54,550 I'M PRISCILLA PRESTON, AND I WANT TO TALK TO YOU-- 1343 00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:56,570 OH, YEAH. WE SORTA MET LAST NIGHT. 1344 00:51:56,560 --> 00:51:59,560 THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 1345 00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:01,560 YOU SEE, MY FATHER AND I WERE TALKING-- 1346 00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:03,560 OH, YOUR FATHER'S A GREAT GUY. THE BEST. AND YOUR MOTHER-- 1347 00:52:03,570 --> 00:52:06,580 A REAL DOLL. AND YOUR BROTHER-- CUTE AS HECK. 1348 00:52:06,570 --> 00:52:08,570 IN FACT, I GAVE HIM A JOB WORKING FOR ME. 1349 00:52:08,570 --> 00:52:10,570 YOU MAY BE ABLE TO CHARM THE REST OF MY FAMILY, 1350 00:52:10,570 --> 00:52:11,570 BUT NOT ME. 1351 00:52:11,570 --> 00:52:13,570 OH, BY THE WAY, SAY HELLO TO MY SON DEAN. 1352 00:52:13,580 --> 00:52:15,580 HOW DO YOU DO? I WOU-- 1353 00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:17,590 HEY. OHH. 1354 00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:19,580 HI. 1355 00:52:19,580 --> 00:52:21,580 LISTEN, I'M SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT. 1356 00:52:21,580 --> 00:52:22,580 THEY--THEY TOLD ME YOU WEREN'T HOME. 1357 00:52:23,090 --> 00:52:23,590 THAT'S OK. 1358 00:52:24,090 --> 00:52:26,090 I MUST HAVE SOUNDED LIKE A REAL WACKO. 1359 00:52:26,090 --> 00:52:28,600 I'D SCREAM, TOO, IF THERE WAS A NAKED GUY IN MY BED. 1360 00:52:28,590 --> 00:52:31,090 HO. A FEW GUYS I KNOW WOULDN'T MIND AT ALL. 1361 00:52:31,090 --> 00:52:32,590 OH, WALLY. 1362 00:52:32,590 --> 00:52:33,590 DEAN, GRAB EGYPT, WILL YOU? 1363 00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:35,100 HE'S DUE FOR DOO-DOO. 1364 00:52:36,100 --> 00:52:37,110 UH... 1365 00:52:37,100 --> 00:52:39,600 HEY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN US? 1366 00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:41,100 SURE, I'D LOVE TO. 1367 00:52:41,100 --> 00:52:42,600 GREAT. 1368 00:52:44,610 --> 00:52:46,110 UM... 1369 00:52:46,110 --> 00:52:47,120 OH. 1370 00:52:47,610 --> 00:52:48,610 OH, OK. 1371 00:52:48,610 --> 00:52:51,610 OK. I'LL JUST WAIT RIGHT OUTSIDE. 1372 00:52:52,110 --> 00:52:53,110 OK. THANKS. 1373 00:52:54,620 --> 00:52:55,620 BYE. 1374 00:52:57,620 --> 00:52:58,120 WOW. 1375 00:53:07,830 --> 00:53:09,330 ALL RIGHT, SPARKS. 1376 00:53:09,830 --> 00:53:11,080 LOOK AT ME. 1377 00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:12,330 [EGYPT BARKS] 1378 00:53:12,330 --> 00:53:14,330 WHO'S THAT? OH, A LITTLE DOGGIE. 1379 00:53:14,340 --> 00:53:16,340 A COUPLE OF LOVERS, HUH? 1380 00:53:16,340 --> 00:53:17,850 COME ON, WALLY. 1381 00:53:18,340 --> 00:53:19,840 WHERE ARE YOU? 1382 00:53:26,310 --> 00:53:27,810 HEH HEH HEH HEH. 1383 00:53:36,790 --> 00:53:39,290 BACK INJURY, MY ASS. 1384 00:53:39,290 --> 00:53:40,790 I KNEW HE WAS FAKING IT. 1385 00:53:41,300 --> 00:53:42,800 NOW WE GET THE PHOTOS. 1386 00:53:46,300 --> 00:53:47,300 UNH. 1387 00:53:47,300 --> 00:53:50,440 OH. OH. UNH. 1388 00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:52,050 WHAT THE--OH, LORD. 1389 00:53:52,310 --> 00:53:54,320 OH, LORD, NO. UNH. 1390 00:53:54,310 --> 00:53:55,810 UNH. 1391 00:53:55,810 --> 00:53:58,440 OH, MY--OH, MY GOD. 1392 00:53:58,450 --> 00:53:59,950 HELP. 1393 00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:03,200 AAH! 1394 00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:05,700 AAH! 1395 00:54:05,700 --> 00:54:07,700 OH, MY GOD. 1396 00:54:08,710 --> 00:54:11,720 AAH! 1397 00:54:11,710 --> 00:54:13,710 NO! 1398 00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:16,080 [HORN HONKS] AAH! 1399 00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:17,080 [HONK HONK] 1400 00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:20,080 AAH! [HONK HONK] 1401 00:54:20,590 --> 00:54:23,600 OH, MOMMY! 1402 00:54:23,590 --> 00:54:26,090 [SPLASH] 1403 00:54:32,100 --> 00:54:35,110 1,001 MISSISSIPPI. 1,002 MISSISSIPPI. 1404 00:54:35,100 --> 00:54:36,600 1,003 MISSISSIPPI. 1405 00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:37,600 HEY, DAD, YOU CAN WALK. 1406 00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:39,600 DEAN. 1407 00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:42,100 HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? IT-- 1408 00:54:42,110 --> 00:54:44,120 IT MUST'VE BEEN A MUSCLE SPASM. 1409 00:54:44,110 --> 00:54:45,610 BUT I, UH-- 1410 00:54:45,610 --> 00:54:47,610 BUT I--I REALLY CAN'T WALK. 1411 00:54:49,610 --> 00:54:52,110 OH, MY GOD, DAD, YOU'RE FAKING IT, AREN'T YOU? 1412 00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:53,630 I THOUGHT YOU WERE REALLY HURT. 1413 00:54:53,620 --> 00:54:55,120 DEAN, I'M SORRY. 1414 00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:58,620 I HAD TO DO IT. OTHERWISE, I'D LOSE MY SHOW. 1415 00:54:58,620 --> 00:54:59,620 YOUR SHOW? YOUR SHOW? 1416 00:54:59,620 --> 00:55:00,620 OF COURSE, I SHOULD'VE KNOWN. 1417 00:55:00,630 --> 00:55:04,640 DEAN...YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1418 00:55:04,630 --> 00:55:07,130 I MEAN, THIS IS TOO IMPORTANT. 1419 00:55:07,130 --> 00:55:09,630 NO. DAD, IT'S ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THIS. 1420 00:55:09,630 --> 00:55:12,630 EVERYTHING YOU DO IS TOO IMPORTANT. 1421 00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:16,640 [DOOR CLOSES] 1422 00:55:21,650 --> 00:55:24,660 OH, GREAT. HI. HELLO. 1423 00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:34,670 [COUGH] 1424 00:55:34,660 --> 00:55:36,160 [COUGH] 1425 00:55:40,670 --> 00:55:42,170 GREAT. 1426 00:55:44,420 --> 00:55:46,920 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING UP? DO YOU WANNA GET CAUGHT? 1427 00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:48,920 GET IN BED. COME ON, GET IN BED. 1428 00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:50,920 IF I GET IN BED, WILL YOU TELL ME A STORY? 1429 00:55:50,930 --> 00:55:53,440 HA. VERY FUNNY. COME ON, GET IN BED. 1430 00:55:53,430 --> 00:55:54,930 SANDY, I CAN'T JUST LAY IN BED. 1431 00:55:55,430 --> 00:55:56,430 WHEN I'M ON MY BACK, 1432 00:55:56,430 --> 00:55:57,430 I WANNA BE ENJOYING MYSELF. 1433 00:55:57,430 --> 00:55:58,930 DO ME A FAVOR, WILL YOU? CALL NEW YORK. 1434 00:55:58,930 --> 00:56:00,430 TELL VIVIAN TO COME DOWN HERE 1435 00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:01,440 AND HANG WITH ME, WILL YOU? 1436 00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:02,440 WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY? 1437 00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:03,450 YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GIRLS UP HERE. 1438 00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:05,440 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN CRITICAL CONDITION. 1439 00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:07,940 HUH. IF 4 DAYS GO BY, I DON'T HAVE SEX, 1440 00:56:07,940 --> 00:56:09,440 TO ME THAT'S CRITICAL CONDITION. 1441 00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:12,440 LOOK, IF YOU WANT THINGS TO WORK OUT, YOU JUST STAY PUT 1442 00:56:12,450 --> 00:56:13,960 UNTIL WE GET THE GOVERNOR ON THE SHOW, OK? 1443 00:56:13,950 --> 00:56:15,950 SUPPOSE THE GOVERNOR DON'T DO THE SHOW? 1444 00:56:15,950 --> 00:56:17,450 HEY, NOT AN OPTION. 1445 00:56:17,450 --> 00:56:19,450 REMEMBER UNEMPLOYMENT? SKID ROW? 1446 00:56:19,450 --> 00:56:20,950 WHO KNOWS WHAT'LL HAPPEN TO JOE? 1447 00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:22,460 HE'S NOTHING WITHOUT YOU. 1448 00:56:22,460 --> 00:56:24,970 HEY, LOOK. YOU STAY OUT OF THE GOVERNOR'S HAIR, 1449 00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:26,960 AND I... WILL DO SOME WORK ON-- 1450 00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:28,960 [SQUIRT SQUIRT] HARVEY. 1451 00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:31,460 OH, AND DON'T FORGET WHAT THE DOCTOR SAID. 1452 00:56:31,470 --> 00:56:33,480 DON'T LIFT ANYTHING OVER 10 POUNDS, OK? 1453 00:56:33,470 --> 00:56:35,470 DON'T LIFT ANYTHING OVER 10 POUNDS. 1454 00:56:35,970 --> 00:56:37,970 NOW I CAN NEVER TAKE A LEAK. 1455 00:56:37,970 --> 00:56:39,470 OH, PLEASE. 1456 00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:51,980 LET'S SEE...ESCORTS. AH, HERE'S ONE. 1457 00:56:51,990 --> 00:56:54,000 "WE WILL FILL ANY FANTASY." 1458 00:56:54,490 --> 00:56:55,490 [DOORBELL RINGS] 1459 00:56:59,490 --> 00:57:00,990 HI. HELLO. 1460 00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:04,010 I'M HERE TO SEE MR...WALLY SPARKS. 1461 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,500 OH, YES. UPSTAIRS, FIRST DOOR TO THE RIGHT. 1462 00:57:06,500 --> 00:57:08,000 OH. 1463 00:57:10,510 --> 00:57:13,520 UM, WHATEVER YOUR HOUSE CALL FEE IS, 1464 00:57:14,010 --> 00:57:15,010 PLEASE, PUT IT ON OUR BILL. 1465 00:57:15,010 --> 00:57:17,510 MR. SPARKS ALREADY PAID WITH HIS CREDIT CARD. 1466 00:57:17,510 --> 00:57:20,010 WE ALWAYS GET PAID UP FRONT, 1467 00:57:20,020 --> 00:57:21,520 THE WAY WE OPERATE. 1468 00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:25,030 OH, NO. THEY'RE GOING TO OPERATE. 1469 00:57:25,020 --> 00:57:27,520 THE MAN'S A MENACE. 1470 00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:30,020 I DON'T CARE IF THEY SUE ME, 1471 00:57:30,030 --> 00:57:32,030 HE IS NOT DOING ANOTHER BROADCAST FROM THIS HOUSE. 1472 00:57:32,530 --> 00:57:34,540 BUT THAT'S NOT AN OPTION, SIR, 1473 00:57:34,530 --> 00:57:37,030 WITH ALL DUE RESPECT. 1474 00:57:38,530 --> 00:57:40,030 YOU SEE, SIR, AFTER AIRING 1475 00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:42,040 YOUR CAMPAIGN SPOTS DURING THE SUMO SHOW, 1476 00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:45,050 AWARENESS AMONG YOUNG VOTERS HAS GONE WAY UP. 1477 00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:47,040 HAVING SPARKS HERE HAS ACTUALLY HELPED US. 1478 00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:49,540 IN FACT, I THINK YOU SHOULD CONSIDER DOING HIS SHOW. 1479 00:57:49,540 --> 00:57:52,540 HARVEY, I HAPPEN TO THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO NOW. 1480 00:57:53,050 --> 00:57:55,560 I'LL JUST LEAVE YOU HERE TO PONDER THE POSSIBILITY. 1481 00:57:55,550 --> 00:57:57,050 JUST KIND OF KICK IT AROUND IN YOUR HEAD. 1482 00:57:57,050 --> 00:57:58,550 JUST TRY IT ON FOR SIZE. 1483 00:57:58,550 --> 00:58:00,550 BYE, HARVEY. 1484 00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:02,060 [HUMMING] 1485 00:58:02,060 --> 00:58:05,070 IT'S BEEN REAL NICE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU. 1486 00:58:05,060 --> 00:58:06,060 OOH, I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING, HONEY-- 1487 00:58:06,060 --> 00:58:08,560 YOU SHOULD BE THE HEAD NURSE. 1488 00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:10,560 A HOOKER. WHAT A BUSINESS THAT IS. 1489 00:58:11,070 --> 00:58:13,070 THAT'S THE BEST RACKET IN THE WORLD. 1490 00:58:13,070 --> 00:58:15,580 YOU GOT IT, YOU SELL IT, AND YOU STILL GOT IT. 1491 00:58:18,070 --> 00:58:20,070 "BACK OUT OF THE ELECTION--" 1492 00:58:20,580 --> 00:58:22,580 WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? 1493 00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:25,080 [WHEEZES] 1494 00:58:26,580 --> 00:58:30,080 [LABORED BREATHING] 1495 00:58:30,090 --> 00:58:32,090 FLOYD, DARLING, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1496 00:58:32,590 --> 00:58:35,600 I DON'T KNOW. UH, I THINK I'M HAVING AN ANXIETY ATTACK. 1497 00:58:35,590 --> 00:58:36,590 OH, DARLING. 1498 00:58:36,590 --> 00:58:39,090 I'LL GET THE NURSE. 1499 00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:41,100 [GIGGLES] 1500 00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:43,100 THANKS FOR THE HOUSE CALL, HONEY. 1501 00:58:43,100 --> 00:58:44,110 BYE-BYE. 1502 00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:48,100 [SLIDING DOOR OPENS] 1503 00:58:48,100 --> 00:58:51,600 HI. YOUR WIFE SENT ME IN TO, UH... 1504 00:58:51,610 --> 00:58:53,620 TAKE CARE OF YOU. 1505 00:58:53,610 --> 00:58:56,110 I'VE BEEN UNDER A GREAT DEAL OF STRESS OF LATE. 1506 00:58:56,110 --> 00:58:57,110 OHH. 1507 00:58:57,610 --> 00:59:00,610 WELL, YOU JUST SIT BACK AND RELAX, 1508 00:59:00,620 --> 00:59:03,120 AND DON'T YOU WORRY THIS LITTLE HEAD 1509 00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:04,130 ABOUT NOTHING. 1510 00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:06,620 WELL, I REALLY DO APPRECIATE THIS, BUT... 1511 00:59:06,620 --> 00:59:10,120 I REALLY CAN'T SEE WHAT YOU'RE ABLE TO DO. 1512 00:59:10,130 --> 00:59:13,130 GREAT BALLS OF FIRE! NEVER IN MY LIFE-- 1513 00:59:13,130 --> 00:59:15,140 WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE? 1514 00:59:15,130 --> 00:59:18,630 OH, I'M SORRY, HONEY. HE JUST WASN'T UP TO IT. 1515 00:59:18,630 --> 00:59:22,630 WHAT IS GOING ON? I HATE THAT MAN! 1516 00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:24,520 [WOOF] 1517 00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:25,520 [GIGGLES] 1518 00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:26,520 COME HERE. COME HERE. 1519 00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:29,020 [WOOF WOOF] 1520 00:59:29,530 --> 00:59:31,540 [LAUGHING] 1521 00:59:31,530 --> 00:59:35,030 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE WALLY SPARKS' SON. 1522 00:59:35,030 --> 00:59:36,530 YEAH, I GET THAT A LOT. 1523 00:59:36,530 --> 00:59:39,030 I BET YOU DO. HOW LONG DO YOU THINK IT'LL BE 1524 00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:41,050 BEFORE YOUR DAD'S WELL AGAIN? 1525 00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:43,540 OH, MY DAD'S NEVER BEEN WELL. 1526 00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:45,040 HA HA HA. 1527 00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:46,540 OK, PULL! 1528 00:59:48,660 --> 00:59:51,160 WOW-WEE! 1529 00:59:51,420 --> 00:59:52,920 [CRASH] UNH. 1530 00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:54,430 [GLASS SHATTERS] 1531 00:59:59,670 --> 01:00:03,680 [CHUCKLES] OH, BOY. THIS IS A KODAK MOMENT. 1532 01:00:04,180 --> 01:00:05,680 NOW, HOW WAS THAT ONE? 1533 01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:07,180 BULL'S-EYE! 1534 01:00:07,180 --> 01:00:08,680 THEN GIVE ME A HIGH ONE. 1535 01:00:08,680 --> 01:00:10,820 LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN HIT THIS ONE. 1536 01:00:10,820 --> 01:00:14,320 SMILE, SPARKS. YOU'RE ON CANDID CAMERA. 1537 01:00:15,690 --> 01:00:17,190 OK, PULL! 1538 01:00:17,690 --> 01:00:18,190 [CLICKS] OH, SHIT. 1539 01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:24,710 AAH! 1540 01:00:28,700 --> 01:00:31,200 I STILL GOT HIM. 1541 01:00:31,210 --> 01:00:33,720 NO! SHIT. GREAT. 1542 01:00:33,710 --> 01:00:34,710 JUST GREAT. 1543 01:00:36,090 --> 01:00:38,090 THAT WAS AWESOME, MAN. 1544 01:00:38,100 --> 01:00:39,600 YOU SURE CAN SHOOT. 1545 01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:40,610 MY OLD MAN TAUGHT ME. 1546 01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:43,100 MY DAD WON'T LET ME USE IT ALONE, 1547 01:00:43,100 --> 01:00:45,100 AND HE'S TOO BUSY TO TEACH ME. 1548 01:00:45,100 --> 01:00:47,100 YOUR FATHER'S AN IMPORTANT MAN, YOU KNOW. 1549 01:00:47,110 --> 01:00:49,610 YEAH, BUT YOU'RE IMPORTANT. 1550 01:00:49,610 --> 01:00:53,620 YEAH. I GUESS BEING IMPORTANT AND BEING A GOOD FATHER-- 1551 01:00:53,610 --> 01:00:56,110 THEY JUST DON'T GO TOGETHER, YOU KNOW? 1552 01:00:56,110 --> 01:00:58,610 I BET DEAN HAD A GREAT TIME WHEN HE WAS A KID 1553 01:00:59,120 --> 01:01:00,120 WITH YOU AS HIS DAD. 1554 01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:11,890 I DON'T THINK THEY'RE GOOD FOR YOU. 1555 01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:13,380 I THINK THEY'RE GONNA FIND A STUDY SOMEDAY 1556 01:01:13,380 --> 01:01:14,880 THAT SAYS IT ISN'T. 1557 01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:16,880 HEY, GIRLS. HOW YOU DOING? 1558 01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:19,380 WELL, MR. SPARKS. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? 1559 01:01:19,390 --> 01:01:20,900 I'M OK. GOOD. 1560 01:01:20,890 --> 01:01:23,390 GOOD. MR. SPARKS, THIS IS AGNES FARBER. 1561 01:01:23,390 --> 01:01:24,390 HOW DO YOU DO? 1562 01:01:24,390 --> 01:01:26,390 AND HELEN WILLIAMS, JUDGE WILLIAMS' WIFE. 1563 01:01:26,390 --> 01:01:27,390 THEY'RE BOTH ON THE BOARD 1564 01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:29,900 OF THE SAVE THE RAIN FOREST FOUNDATION WITH ME. 1565 01:01:29,900 --> 01:01:31,910 OH, PLEASED TO MEET YOU. 1566 01:01:31,900 --> 01:01:34,900 MR. SPARKS, DO YOU PLAY BRIDGE? 1567 01:01:34,900 --> 01:01:36,900 ONE OF OUR FRIENDS COULDN'T MAKE IT TODAY. 1568 01:01:36,900 --> 01:01:38,400 WE'RE LOOKING FOR A FOURTH. 1569 01:01:38,410 --> 01:01:41,420 OH. WELL, I'LL TELL YOU-- I'M LOOKING FOR A FIFTH. 1570 01:01:41,410 --> 01:01:42,410 [GIGGLES] 1571 01:01:42,910 --> 01:01:43,910 HE'S FUNNY. 1572 01:01:44,410 --> 01:01:45,410 WHAT DO YOU GIRLS PLAY FOR? 1573 01:01:45,410 --> 01:01:46,910 Mrs. Williams: A NICKEL A POINT. 1574 01:01:46,910 --> 01:01:49,410 OH, I TELL YOU--I THINK I CAN HANDLE THAT... 1575 01:01:49,420 --> 01:01:53,430 AS LONG AS YOU GIRLS TAKE IT EASY ON ME. 1576 01:01:53,420 --> 01:01:55,920 SO, YOU'RE SAVING THE RAIN FOREST, HUH? 1577 01:01:56,420 --> 01:02:00,420 OH, YES. I LOVE NATURE. I AM ALSO A BIRD-WATCHER. 1578 01:02:00,430 --> 01:02:02,440 I LOVE BLUE JAYS. I LOVE ROBINS. 1579 01:02:02,430 --> 01:02:05,430 BUT MOST OF ALL, I LOVE PEACOCKS. 1580 01:02:05,930 --> 01:02:08,430 I'LL BET YOU DO. 1581 01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:11,450 SO TELL US, WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BIRD? 1582 01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:12,940 MY FAVORITE BIRD, HUH? 1583 01:02:14,940 --> 01:02:16,940 THE SWALLOW. 1584 01:02:16,940 --> 01:02:18,440 LOVELY BIRD. 1585 01:02:18,450 --> 01:02:21,960 I HAVEN'T SEEN ONE OF THOSE IN THE LONGEST TIME. 1586 01:02:21,950 --> 01:02:23,950 I KNOW. THEY'RE ALMOST EXTINCT. 1587 01:02:24,450 --> 01:02:25,950 SO, GIRLS, WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING? 1588 01:02:25,950 --> 01:02:27,450 OH, ICED TEA. 1589 01:02:27,460 --> 01:02:29,460 OH, DID YOU EVER HAVE LONG ISLAND ICED TEA? 1590 01:02:29,460 --> 01:02:30,970 NO. NO. 1591 01:02:31,460 --> 01:02:33,460 OH, REALLY? 1592 01:02:33,460 --> 01:02:36,460 HA HA HA! HA HA HA! 1593 01:02:36,460 --> 01:02:38,460 I GOT 2 4s. 1594 01:02:38,470 --> 01:02:40,980 I HAVE A PAIR OF ACES. 1595 01:02:40,970 --> 01:02:41,970 PAIR OF ACES? 1596 01:02:42,470 --> 01:02:44,470 HEY, HONEY, DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF, WILL YA? 1597 01:02:44,470 --> 01:02:47,470 I HAVEN'T GOT ANYTHING. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT, WALLY? 1598 01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:49,980 I GOT A STRAIGHT, BUT I CAN'T SHOW IT TO YOU. 1599 01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:56,980 [SNIFF SNIFF] HEY, WHAT AM I SMELLING? 1600 01:02:56,980 --> 01:02:58,480 WHOSE PERFUME IS THAT? 1601 01:02:58,490 --> 01:02:59,990 OH, THAT'S ME, WALLY. 1602 01:02:59,990 --> 01:03:02,000 I'M WEARING SUMMER'S MIST. 1603 01:03:01,990 --> 01:03:03,990 OH, I JUST LOVE SUMMER'S MIST. 1604 01:03:04,490 --> 01:03:06,490 I PUT A DAB BEHIND EACH EAR. 1605 01:03:06,490 --> 01:03:09,490 DRIVES THE GOVERNOR CRAZY. 1606 01:03:09,500 --> 01:03:11,510 HEY, GIRLS. WANT TO ATTRACT MEN? 1607 01:03:11,500 --> 01:03:14,000 I'LL TELL YOU THE BEST THING TO PUT BEHIND YOUR EARS. 1608 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:15,000 YOUR ANKLES. 1609 01:03:16,500 --> 01:03:18,500 HA HA HA! HA HA HA! 1610 01:03:20,010 --> 01:03:24,020 OH, YOU NAUGHTY BOY. NAUGHTY BOY. 1611 01:03:24,010 --> 01:03:26,010 GIRLS, I'M GONNA RUN ALONG. 1612 01:03:26,510 --> 01:03:29,010 I DON'T WANT TO SEE WHAT GRAVITY HAS DONE TO YOU. 1613 01:03:29,020 --> 01:03:32,530 NO, WALLY. DON'T GO. STAY AND PLAY, PLEASE? 1614 01:03:33,020 --> 01:03:35,020 WALLY, WALLY, YOU PLAY THE PIANO. 1615 01:03:37,020 --> 01:03:40,020 OK, GIRLS. KEEP YOUR BRASSIERES ON. 1616 01:03:40,030 --> 01:03:41,540 [CRACK] 1617 01:03:53,540 --> 01:03:55,040 WHOO! 1618 01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:58,540 ♪ JUST TAKE THOSE OLD RECORDS OFF THE SHELF ♪ 1619 01:03:58,550 --> 01:04:02,560 ♪ I'D SOONER LISTEN TO 'EM BY MYSELF ♪ 1620 01:04:02,550 --> 01:04:06,550 ♪ TODAY'S MUSIC AIN'T GOT THE SAME SOUL ♪ 1621 01:04:06,550 --> 01:04:12,060 ♪ I LIKE THAT OLD-TIME ROCK AND ROLL ♪ 1622 01:04:13,560 --> 01:04:15,060 Emily: PLAY IT, WALLY. 1623 01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:16,560 Mrs. Farber: THAT'S RIGHT. DO IT. 1624 01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:18,060 ♪ COME ON OVER, BABY ♪ 1625 01:04:18,070 --> 01:04:19,570 ♪ WHOLE LOTTA SHAKIN' GOIN' ON ♪ 1626 01:04:20,070 --> 01:04:21,580 ♪ WHOSE BOY? YOUR BOY, MY BOY ♪ 1627 01:04:21,570 --> 01:04:23,570 ♪ COME ON OVER, BABY ♪ 1628 01:04:24,070 --> 01:04:25,570 ♪ BABY, YOU CAN'T GO WRONG ♪ 1629 01:04:25,570 --> 01:04:27,070 ♪ GO WRONG, GO WRONG, GO WRONG ♪ 1630 01:04:27,580 --> 01:04:29,580 ♪ WE AIN'T FAKIN' ♪ 1631 01:04:29,580 --> 01:04:33,090 ♪ WHOLE LOTTA SHAKIN' GOIN' ON ♪ 1632 01:04:33,580 --> 01:04:37,080 OH, WALLY, I JUST LOVE THE WAY YOU PLAY PIANO. 1633 01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:38,580 AW, THIS IS NOTHING. 1634 01:04:38,590 --> 01:04:40,590 YOU SHOULD SEE ME PLAY MY UPRIGHT ORGAN. 1635 01:04:41,090 --> 01:04:43,090 OH, YOU RASCAL, YOU. HA HA HA. 1636 01:04:43,590 --> 01:04:45,590 ONE MORE TIME FOR RONNIE. 1637 01:04:45,590 --> 01:04:47,090 ♪ SHAKE IT, BABY, SHAKE IT ♪ 1638 01:04:48,100 --> 01:04:50,970 ♪ SHAKE IT, BABY, SHAKE IT ♪ 1639 01:04:50,970 --> 01:04:51,610 [LAUGHTER] 1640 01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:53,100 HERE WE ARE. 1641 01:04:53,100 --> 01:04:55,100 WE'LL KEEP THIS MEETING AS SHORT AS WE CAN, SIR. 1642 01:04:55,600 --> 01:04:56,600 MY PLEASURE. 1643 01:04:56,600 --> 01:04:58,600 IT'S AN HONOR TO BE ABLE TO ENDORSE A MAN 1644 01:04:58,610 --> 01:05:00,110 WITH SUCH HIGH FAMILY VALUES. 1645 01:05:00,110 --> 01:05:01,120 WHOO! 1646 01:05:01,110 --> 01:05:02,610 ♪ SHAKE IT, BABY, SHAKE IT ♪ 1647 01:05:02,610 --> 01:05:04,110 WHOO! WHOO! 1648 01:05:04,110 --> 01:05:05,610 ♪ SHAKE IT, BABY, SHAKE IT, BABY ♪ 1649 01:05:05,610 --> 01:05:07,610 ♪ COME ON, BABY, SHAKE IT AND SHAKE IT ♪ 1650 01:05:07,620 --> 01:05:09,120 ♪ COME ON OVER AND SHAKE IT ♪ 1651 01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:10,620 ♪ COME ON OVER ♪ 1652 01:05:10,620 --> 01:05:12,630 ♪ COME ON, BABY, SHAKE IT NOW ♪ 1653 01:05:13,120 --> 01:05:15,120 SHAKE IT, BABY. SHAKE IT. COME ON. 1654 01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:17,120 WACK-A, WACK-A, WACK-A. 1655 01:05:18,630 --> 01:05:20,630 HELEN, STOP THAT! 1656 01:05:21,130 --> 01:05:22,630 AT ONCE! 1657 01:05:26,130 --> 01:05:27,130 AAH! 1658 01:05:27,130 --> 01:05:28,130 [THUD] 1659 01:05:28,140 --> 01:05:29,140 EMILY! 1660 01:05:29,140 --> 01:05:30,640 WHAT IN THE NAME OF SAM HILL 1661 01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:31,650 HAS COME OVER YOU? 1662 01:05:31,640 --> 01:05:35,640 HA HA HA HA HA HA! 1663 01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:37,640 HEY, GOVERNOR, YOU CAN TAKE HER UPSTAIRS. 1664 01:05:37,650 --> 01:05:39,150 SHE'S READY NOW. 1665 01:05:39,150 --> 01:05:40,150 [LADIES LAUGH] 1666 01:05:46,150 --> 01:05:48,650 HONEY, IF I WAS WITH YOU RIGHT NOW, I'D SHOW YOU SEX. 1667 01:05:48,660 --> 01:05:50,160 I'D GIVE IT TO YOU REAL GOOD. 1668 01:05:50,160 --> 01:05:54,670 OH, WHAT'S THAT? MY 3 MINUTES ARE UP, HUH? OK. 1669 01:05:54,660 --> 01:05:56,160 [DOOR OPENS] 1670 01:05:56,160 --> 01:05:57,660 MR. SPARKS... 1671 01:05:59,670 --> 01:06:01,680 [MUTTERING] 1672 01:06:01,670 --> 01:06:03,670 I CANNOT TAKE YOU IN THIS HOUSE 1673 01:06:03,670 --> 01:06:04,670 ONE MORE NIGHT, SIR. 1674 01:06:04,670 --> 01:06:06,170 GET THAT FILTHY MONGREL 1675 01:06:06,670 --> 01:06:07,670 OFF MY GRANDMOTHER'S SETTEE! 1676 01:06:08,180 --> 01:06:11,190 EGYPT. DOWN, EGYPT, DOWN. 1677 01:06:11,180 --> 01:06:15,180 THAT HORRIBLE ANIMAL DID HIS, YOU KNOW... 1678 01:06:16,180 --> 01:06:17,680 DID HIS BUSINESS 1679 01:06:17,690 --> 01:06:19,190 IN MY STUDY AGAIN LAST NIGHT. 1680 01:06:19,190 --> 01:06:21,200 HEY, GOVERNOR, THAT'S WHY WE CALL HIM EGYPT. 1681 01:06:21,190 --> 01:06:22,690 EVERY ROOM, HE LEAVES A PYRAMID. 1682 01:06:22,690 --> 01:06:25,190 THAT ANIMAL IS DANGEROUS. 1683 01:06:25,190 --> 01:06:27,190 OH, PEACH FUZZ. 1684 01:06:27,190 --> 01:06:29,690 ARE YOU KIDDING? EGYPT IS HARMLESS. 1685 01:06:29,700 --> 01:06:31,710 THERE'S NOT AN AGGRESSIVE BONE IN HIS BODY. 1686 01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:36,700 WELL, MAYBE ONE. 1687 01:06:36,700 --> 01:06:39,700 GET THIS DOG OFF ME. 1688 01:06:39,710 --> 01:06:41,720 EGYPT, COLD SHOWER. COLD SHOWER, EGYPT. 1689 01:06:41,710 --> 01:06:43,210 FOR GOD'S SAKE, MAN. 1690 01:06:43,210 --> 01:06:45,210 WHY DON'T YOU MATE THAT DOG? 1691 01:06:45,210 --> 01:06:47,210 MATE HIM? ARE YOU KIDDING? I WOULDN'T MATE HIM. 1692 01:06:47,210 --> 01:06:49,210 LET HIM GO THROUGH WHAT I GO THROUGH. 1693 01:06:49,220 --> 01:06:51,230 MR. SPARKS... 1694 01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:54,220 I AM SORRY THAT YOU WERE HURT IN MY HOME, 1695 01:06:54,220 --> 01:06:56,720 BUT YOU HAVE OVERSTAYED YOUR WELCOME. 1696 01:06:57,220 --> 01:06:59,720 I WANT YOU OUT OF HERE TOMORROW. 1697 01:06:59,730 --> 01:07:02,240 I REALLY APPRECIATE EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE FOR ME, YOU KNOW? 1698 01:07:02,730 --> 01:07:04,730 I OWE YOU ONE. AND TO PROVE IT, 1699 01:07:04,730 --> 01:07:06,230 I'M GONNA HAVE YOU AS A GUEST ON MY SHOW. 1700 01:07:06,230 --> 01:07:09,230 HA HA. HAVE YOU TAKEN LEAVE OF YOUR SENSES? 1701 01:07:09,240 --> 01:07:11,750 I'D RATHER ROLL IN HONEY, JUMP ON AN ANT HILL, 1702 01:07:11,740 --> 01:07:13,240 AND WALK BAREFOOT ACROSS HOT COALS. 1703 01:07:13,240 --> 01:07:16,240 SOUNDS GOOD, BUT WE HAD A GUY DO THAT LAST WEEK. 1704 01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:17,740 TOMORROW! 1705 01:07:17,750 --> 01:07:18,750 OUT! 1706 01:07:19,250 --> 01:07:21,260 AW, COME ON, GOVERNOR. DO THE SHOW, WILL YOU? 1707 01:07:21,250 --> 01:07:22,750 ROBBY WOULD LOVE IT. 1708 01:07:22,750 --> 01:07:24,250 WHAT ARE YOU DOING TALKING TO MY SON? 1709 01:07:24,250 --> 01:07:26,750 HE'S A GOOD KID, ROBBY. SMART KID. HE LOVES YOU. 1710 01:07:26,750 --> 01:07:28,750 HE JUST NEEDS SOME ATTENTION, THAT'S ALL. 1711 01:07:28,760 --> 01:07:31,270 DON'T TELL ME ABOUT MY SON. I KNOW MY SON. 1712 01:07:31,260 --> 01:07:34,760 YOU'RE A BAD INFLUENCE. YOU STAY AWAY FROM HIM. 1713 01:07:34,760 --> 01:07:36,760 OH, AND ANOTHER THING-- 1714 01:07:36,760 --> 01:07:39,260 THAT--THAT--THAT SON OF YOURS 1715 01:07:39,270 --> 01:07:41,280 IS TAKING MY DAUGHTER OUT ON A DATE TONIGHT. 1716 01:07:41,270 --> 01:07:42,770 I WANT HER IN BED BY 12:00. 1717 01:07:42,770 --> 01:07:44,770 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, WILL YOU? 1718 01:07:44,770 --> 01:07:47,270 I KNOW DEAN. HE'LL HAVE HER IN BED BY 10:00. 1719 01:07:48,780 --> 01:07:50,280 I-- 1720 01:07:51,280 --> 01:07:52,780 YEAH. 1721 01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:58,280 I HATE THAT MAN. 1722 01:08:04,790 --> 01:08:05,790 HEY, WALLY, 1723 01:08:05,790 --> 01:08:08,290 EGYPT FOUND THIS WALLET OUTSIDE. 1724 01:08:08,300 --> 01:08:09,800 OH, YEAH? 1725 01:08:10,300 --> 01:08:11,310 OOH, THAT'S MILLER! 1726 01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:13,300 YEAH, HE MUST BE DOWN HERE SPYING ON ME. 1727 01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:14,300 WHO IS HE? 1728 01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:16,300 WELL, HE'S NOT A FAN OF MINE. 1729 01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:18,800 IN FACT, HE CAN BLOW THE WHOLE THING. 1730 01:08:18,810 --> 01:08:19,810 YEAH, WELL, DON'T WORRY, WALLY. 1731 01:08:20,310 --> 01:08:21,820 WITH ME AND EGYPT STANDING GUARD, 1732 01:08:21,810 --> 01:08:23,810 HE WON'T GET WITHIN 100 YARDS OF THIS PLACE. 1733 01:08:24,310 --> 01:08:25,810 HA HA, YOU'RE ALL RIGHT. 1734 01:08:50,840 --> 01:08:51,850 MMMF! 1735 01:09:12,860 --> 01:09:14,860 IT'S JUST I'VE HEARD ABOUT YOU SOUTHERN WOMEN. 1736 01:09:14,860 --> 01:09:16,860 YOU HAVE NOT HEARD A THING ABOUT SOUTHERN WOMEN, 1737 01:09:16,860 --> 01:09:18,860 AND YOU KNOW IT. 1738 01:09:18,870 --> 01:09:21,380 ALL RIGHT, NOW LISTEN, DON'T DRIVE TOO FAST, OK? 1739 01:09:21,370 --> 01:09:22,870 HANG ON. 1740 01:09:23,870 --> 01:09:24,870 HERE WE GO! 1741 01:09:24,870 --> 01:09:29,870 AAH! 1742 01:09:29,880 --> 01:09:31,890 HELP! 1743 01:09:32,880 --> 01:09:35,380 AAH-YA! AAH-YA! AAH-YA! 1744 01:09:35,380 --> 01:09:39,380 AAH! 1745 01:09:39,390 --> 01:09:41,400 YAH-OUCH! 1746 01:09:41,390 --> 01:09:42,890 Priscilla: WHOO! 1747 01:09:42,890 --> 01:09:46,390 AAH! 1748 01:09:46,390 --> 01:09:48,390 OOF! 1749 01:09:48,400 --> 01:09:51,410 [WHIMPERING] 1750 01:09:53,400 --> 01:09:54,270 [CHIRPING] 1751 01:09:54,270 --> 01:09:55,770 [WHISPERING] Wally? Psst. 1752 01:09:55,770 --> 01:09:57,770 Wally? Wally? 1753 01:09:57,770 --> 01:09:58,770 Hey, Joey, up here. 1754 01:09:58,770 --> 01:09:59,770 What the hell you doing up there? 1755 01:09:59,770 --> 01:10:00,770 Come on, let's go. 1756 01:10:00,780 --> 01:10:02,280 I'll be right down. 1757 01:10:02,280 --> 01:10:04,790 [SQUEAKING] 1758 01:10:04,780 --> 01:10:07,280 HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 1759 01:10:07,280 --> 01:10:09,280 HEY! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? 1760 01:10:09,780 --> 01:10:10,780 GET OUT OF HERE, WILL YOU? 1761 01:10:10,790 --> 01:10:12,290 HEY, BUY ME A DRINK FIRST! 1762 01:10:12,290 --> 01:10:13,790 Will you quit the clowning? 1763 01:10:13,790 --> 01:10:15,300 OH, OOH! 1764 01:10:15,290 --> 01:10:16,790 GO FIND YOUR OWN NUTS, WILL YOU? 1765 01:10:17,190 --> 01:10:18,190 HEY, HEY, WHAT? 1766 01:10:18,190 --> 01:10:19,690 [CRUNCH] OW! 1767 01:10:20,690 --> 01:10:22,190 HE'S DEAD. 1768 01:10:22,200 --> 01:10:24,710 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1769 01:10:24,700 --> 01:10:26,200 WHAT WERE YOU DOING? 1770 01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:27,200 THAT SQUIRREL, 1771 01:10:27,200 --> 01:10:30,200 HE WAS AFTER MY MACADAMIAS. 1772 01:10:30,200 --> 01:10:32,200 DID YOU REMEMBER TO BRING MY DISGUISE? 1773 01:10:32,210 --> 01:10:33,210 IT'S IN THE CAR. 1774 01:10:33,210 --> 01:10:34,210 Harvey: GOVERNOR? 1775 01:10:34,210 --> 01:10:35,220 SHH! 1776 01:10:35,210 --> 01:10:38,210 Governor: HARVEY, COME IN HERE RIGHT AWAY! 1777 01:10:38,210 --> 01:10:40,710 CLOSE THAT DOOR! 1778 01:10:40,710 --> 01:10:43,710 WHAT WAS SO URGENT THAT YOU NEEDED TO SEE ME, SIR? 1779 01:10:43,720 --> 01:10:45,730 WELL, HERE IT IS, HARVEY. 1780 01:10:45,720 --> 01:10:47,220 I'M BEING BLACKMAILED. 1781 01:10:47,220 --> 01:10:48,220 WHAT? 1782 01:10:48,220 --> 01:10:49,720 I RECEIVED A FAX AND A TELEPHONE CALL 1783 01:10:50,220 --> 01:10:51,720 TELLING ME THAT IF I DON'T DO WHAT THEY SAY 1784 01:10:52,230 --> 01:10:53,230 AND PULL OUT OF THE RACE, 1785 01:10:53,230 --> 01:10:54,740 THEY'RE GOING TO GO PUBLIC WITH THIS. 1786 01:10:54,730 --> 01:10:56,730 THEY SAY THAT THEY HAVE PROOF 1787 01:10:56,730 --> 01:10:59,230 OF MY HAVING HAD SEX IN A MOTEL WITH A STRIPPER! 1788 01:10:59,730 --> 01:11:00,730 Harvey: PROOF? 1789 01:11:00,730 --> 01:11:02,230 WHAT KIND OF PROOF? 1790 01:11:02,240 --> 01:11:03,240 I DON'T KNOW. 1791 01:11:03,240 --> 01:11:04,240 WELL, THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 1792 01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:05,250 I'M INNOCENT. 1793 01:11:05,240 --> 01:11:06,240 OF COURSE YOU ARE. 1794 01:11:06,240 --> 01:11:08,240 IT'S MY WORD AGAINST THEIRS. 1795 01:11:08,240 --> 01:11:09,740 ABSOLUTELY. 1796 01:11:14,750 --> 01:11:18,250 I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT WOMAN BEFORE IN MY LIFE! 1797 01:11:20,250 --> 01:11:21,250 HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? 1798 01:11:21,760 --> 01:11:23,260 THE GOVERNOR'S GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING EXTRA ON THE SIDE. 1799 01:11:23,260 --> 01:11:25,270 BE QUIET. I WANT TO HEAR THIS. 1800 01:11:25,260 --> 01:11:26,260 DAMN! 1801 01:11:27,760 --> 01:11:30,760 WELL, IT DOES TAKE TWO TO TANGO, SIR. 1802 01:11:30,760 --> 01:11:32,760 THAT'S A CONSPIRACY, HARVEY! 1803 01:11:32,770 --> 01:11:34,780 YOU BELIEVE ME, DON'T YOU? 1804 01:11:34,770 --> 01:11:36,270 DAMN IT! 1805 01:11:36,270 --> 01:11:37,770 WELL, SIR, A STRIPPER SAYS 1806 01:11:37,770 --> 01:11:39,270 SHE HAD SEX WITH YOU IN A MOTEL ROOM, 1807 01:11:39,270 --> 01:11:40,770 AND THEN THERE'S THIS PHOTO OF YOU NAKED 1808 01:11:40,770 --> 01:11:42,270 IN BED WITH A NAKED WOMAN, 1809 01:11:42,280 --> 01:11:45,290 WHOM YOU SAY YOU NEVER SAW. 1810 01:11:48,280 --> 01:11:50,280 YES, SIR. 1811 01:11:50,280 --> 01:11:52,280 YES, SIR, I-- 1812 01:11:52,290 --> 01:11:54,800 I BELIEVE YOU. 1813 01:11:55,790 --> 01:11:59,790 [MUSIC PLAYS] 1814 01:11:59,790 --> 01:12:01,790 ♪ YOU DON'T CARE FOR ME ♪ 1815 01:12:02,300 --> 01:12:04,300 ♪ I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT ♪ 1816 01:12:04,300 --> 01:12:05,810 ♪ YOU GOT A NEW FOOL ♪ 1817 01:12:05,800 --> 01:12:07,800 ♪ HA! I LIKE IT LIKE THAT ♪ 1818 01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:12,300 ♪ I HAVE ONLY ONE BURNING DESIRE ♪ 1819 01:12:12,310 --> 01:12:15,820 ♪ LET ME STAND NEXT TO YOUR FIRE... ♪ 1820 01:12:15,810 --> 01:12:17,810 HEY, HE'S PRETTY GOOD, HUH? 1821 01:12:17,810 --> 01:12:18,810 YEAH, TERRIFIC. 1822 01:12:18,810 --> 01:12:20,810 CAN WE GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE WE GET CAUGHT? 1823 01:12:20,810 --> 01:12:22,310 I KNOW IT'S A RISK, 1824 01:12:22,320 --> 01:12:23,820 BUT I HAD TO SEE DEAN'S BAND. 1825 01:12:23,820 --> 01:12:26,830 ♪ LET ME STAND NEXT TO YOUR FIRE ♪ 1826 01:12:26,820 --> 01:12:28,820 ♪ LET ME STAND ♪ 1827 01:12:28,820 --> 01:12:33,820 ♪ LET ME STAND ♪ 1828 01:12:33,830 --> 01:12:36,340 [APPLAUSE AND CHEERING] 1829 01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:44,340 IMAGINE, MY SON AND THE GOVERNOR'S DAUGHTER. 1830 01:12:44,840 --> 01:12:45,840 Joey: YEAH, THEY'RE ADORABLE. 1831 01:12:45,840 --> 01:12:47,340 BUT HE AIN'T GOING TO BE GOVERNOR MUCH LONGER 1832 01:12:47,340 --> 01:12:48,840 IF THOSE PICTURES COME OUT. 1833 01:12:48,840 --> 01:12:51,340 I CAN'T UNDERSTAND THE GOVERNOR GETTING INTO THAT POSITION 1834 01:12:51,350 --> 01:12:52,350 WITH A STRIPPER. 1835 01:12:52,350 --> 01:12:53,850 I DIDN'T SEE THE PICTURES. 1836 01:12:53,850 --> 01:12:55,360 WHAT POSITION WAS HE IN? 1837 01:12:55,350 --> 01:12:58,600 [PANTING] 1838 01:13:04,110 --> 01:13:05,620 OK. 1839 01:13:13,620 --> 01:13:16,630 Miller: MM-HMM. 1840 01:13:34,640 --> 01:13:36,640 HMM HMM HMM HMM HMM. 1841 01:13:39,640 --> 01:13:41,140 AHA! 1842 01:13:41,150 --> 01:13:43,150 AHH. 1843 01:13:45,650 --> 01:13:47,650 I GOT YOU NOW, SPARKS. 1844 01:13:47,650 --> 01:13:49,150 OK. 1845 01:13:49,150 --> 01:13:50,650 EMILY. 1846 01:13:50,650 --> 01:13:51,650 YES? 1847 01:13:52,660 --> 01:13:54,670 I LOVE YOU. 1848 01:13:54,660 --> 01:13:56,160 WELL, I LOVE YOU, TOO, FLOYD. 1849 01:13:58,160 --> 01:13:59,160 YES! 1850 01:14:01,670 --> 01:14:04,170 [BUZZES] 1851 01:14:04,170 --> 01:14:05,680 WAIT, HONEY, DON'T. 1852 01:14:05,670 --> 01:14:07,670 I'LL GET IT. 1853 01:14:07,670 --> 01:14:09,170 I HATE THAT MAN. 1854 01:14:11,180 --> 01:14:12,680 YES, MR. SPARKS. 1855 01:14:12,680 --> 01:14:15,190 THE GOVERNOR WILL BE RIGHT UP. 1856 01:14:19,180 --> 01:14:20,180 [GRR RRR] 1857 01:14:20,180 --> 01:14:21,680 OOH. 1858 01:14:21,690 --> 01:14:23,190 [BARKS] 1859 01:14:23,190 --> 01:14:24,190 YOU WANT A COOKIE? 1860 01:14:24,190 --> 01:14:25,200 [BARKS] 1861 01:14:25,190 --> 01:14:26,190 [GRR] OK, NO COOKIE. 1862 01:14:26,190 --> 01:14:27,690 OK, OK, OK. 1863 01:14:27,690 --> 01:14:29,190 YOU'RE A GOOD DOGGIE. 1864 01:14:29,190 --> 01:14:30,190 [BARKS] 1865 01:14:30,190 --> 01:14:31,190 AAH! 1866 01:14:32,700 --> 01:14:34,200 [BARKS] 1867 01:14:34,200 --> 01:14:35,710 AAH! OW! I'M OK. 1868 01:14:35,700 --> 01:14:36,700 [BARKS] 1869 01:14:36,700 --> 01:14:38,200 GOOD DOGGIE. 1870 01:14:38,200 --> 01:14:40,200 [BARKS] 1871 01:14:40,200 --> 01:14:41,200 [BARKS] 1872 01:14:41,210 --> 01:14:43,210 SO LONG, SUCKER! HA HA HA HA! 1873 01:14:43,210 --> 01:14:44,210 [GRR] 1874 01:14:44,210 --> 01:14:45,720 NO, NO, DOGGIE! 1875 01:14:45,710 --> 01:14:48,210 [GRR] 1876 01:14:48,210 --> 01:14:49,210 AAH. 1877 01:14:49,210 --> 01:14:51,210 [GRR] 1878 01:14:51,220 --> 01:14:52,720 LET GO OF THE TIE! 1879 01:14:52,720 --> 01:14:54,220 [GRR] PULL ME IN! 1880 01:14:54,720 --> 01:14:55,220 GOOD DOGGIE. 1881 01:14:55,720 --> 01:14:57,720 [GRR] LET GO OF MY--! 1882 01:14:57,720 --> 01:14:59,220 [GRR] 1883 01:14:59,220 --> 01:15:00,220 [GRR] 1884 01:15:00,220 --> 01:15:01,720 HEY, KID, PULL ME IN! 1885 01:15:01,730 --> 01:15:03,230 PULL ME IN! AAH! 1886 01:15:03,730 --> 01:15:04,230 SPEAK. 1887 01:15:04,730 --> 01:15:05,730 [BARKS] 1888 01:15:05,730 --> 01:15:08,730 AAH! 1889 01:15:09,730 --> 01:15:11,230 [BARKS] 1890 01:15:14,240 --> 01:15:16,250 BAD DOGGIE. 1891 01:15:16,240 --> 01:15:17,240 MR. SPARKS, THIS IS NOT A HOTEL! 1892 01:15:17,240 --> 01:15:19,240 COME ON, EGYPT. 1893 01:15:19,240 --> 01:15:21,240 AND IF IT WERE, ROOM SERVICE WOULD BE CLOSED! 1894 01:15:21,250 --> 01:15:23,250 STAY UNDER THERE. GOOD BOY. 1895 01:15:26,750 --> 01:15:30,250 YES, WHAT IS IT, MR. SPARKS? 1896 01:15:30,250 --> 01:15:32,250 [IMITATES WALLY] HEY, GOVERNOR, 1897 01:15:32,260 --> 01:15:35,270 I THOUGHT I NEEDED YOUR HELP USING THE JOHN. 1898 01:15:35,260 --> 01:15:36,760 LUCKY FOR YOU, IT WAS JUST GAS. 1899 01:15:36,760 --> 01:15:38,260 [DOG PASSES GAS] 1900 01:15:38,260 --> 01:15:40,260 Robby: HOO, PARDON ME. 1901 01:15:40,260 --> 01:15:41,260 NIGHT. 1902 01:15:43,770 --> 01:15:45,910 YOU KNOW, YOU'VE GOT A REALLY BIG HOUSE. 1903 01:15:45,900 --> 01:15:47,900 SHH, YOU WANT TO WAKE EVERYBODY UP? 1904 01:15:47,910 --> 01:15:50,910 WELL, FRANKLY, MY DEAR, I DON'T GIVE A-- 1905 01:15:54,910 --> 01:15:55,910 DAMN. 1906 01:15:55,910 --> 01:15:57,910 WOOF-OOH. 1907 01:15:57,920 --> 01:15:59,920 YOU KNOW, I THINK WE'RE DOING PRETTY GOOD. 1908 01:15:59,920 --> 01:16:02,430 WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER 2 DAYS, 1909 01:16:02,420 --> 01:16:04,420 AND WE'RE ALREADY LIVING TOGETHER. 1910 01:16:08,430 --> 01:16:09,930 PRISCILLA? 1911 01:16:09,930 --> 01:16:12,440 Y'ALL REALIZE WHAT TIME IT IS? 1912 01:16:12,430 --> 01:16:14,430 SORRY, DADDY. 1913 01:16:14,430 --> 01:16:17,930 WE WERE JUST SAYING GOOD NIGHT. 1914 01:16:17,940 --> 01:16:19,940 GOOD NIGHT, GOVERNOR. 1915 01:16:19,940 --> 01:16:21,450 NIGHT. 1916 01:16:22,940 --> 01:16:25,440 OH, DADDY, SO MUCH HAPPENED TONIGHT. 1917 01:16:25,440 --> 01:16:26,940 I JUST SAW DEAN'S-- 1918 01:16:26,940 --> 01:16:29,940 PRISCILLA, I FORBID THIS RELATIONSHIP TO CONTINUE. 1919 01:16:29,950 --> 01:16:31,960 OH, DADDY, I'M AN ADULT. 1920 01:16:31,950 --> 01:16:33,950 YOU DON'T GET TO FORBID ANYTHING. 1921 01:16:33,950 --> 01:16:35,450 PRISCILLA, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND, DARLING? 1922 01:16:35,450 --> 01:16:37,450 THAT BOY DOESN'T CARE ANYTHING ABOUT YOU. 1923 01:16:37,450 --> 01:16:39,950 THEY'RE USING YOU TO GET AT ME. 1924 01:16:39,960 --> 01:16:41,470 OH, HOW STUPID OF ME 1925 01:16:41,460 --> 01:16:44,460 TO THINK ANYONE COULD ACTUALLY BE INTERESTED IN ME. 1926 01:16:44,460 --> 01:16:45,960 OH, DARLING, I DIDN'T MEAN-- 1927 01:16:45,960 --> 01:16:47,460 BABY DOLL. 1928 01:16:49,470 --> 01:16:50,970 Wally: WE GOT TO GET THE BLACKMAIL PICTURES, 1929 01:16:51,470 --> 01:16:52,470 FIND OUT WHO THE CHICK IS. 1930 01:16:52,470 --> 01:16:53,970 JOEY, I KNOW PEOPLE. 1931 01:16:53,970 --> 01:16:56,970 THE GOVERNOR DOESN'T PLAY AROUND. 1932 01:16:56,970 --> 01:16:59,470 YOU SURE YOU CAN GET BACK INSIDE ALL RIGHT? 1933 01:16:59,480 --> 01:17:00,480 YEAH, YEAH. 1934 01:17:00,480 --> 01:17:02,490 ROBBY LEFT A LADDER FOR ME. 1935 01:17:02,480 --> 01:17:03,480 BE CAREFUL. 1936 01:17:04,980 --> 01:17:07,480 YOU SOUTHERN GENTLEMEN ARE SO CHARMING, 1937 01:17:07,480 --> 01:17:08,980 SO CHIVALROUS. 1938 01:17:08,990 --> 01:17:12,000 I DO BELIEVE YOU WOULD NEVER DENY 1939 01:17:11,990 --> 01:17:13,990 A WOMAN HER DESIRES. 1940 01:17:13,990 --> 01:17:14,990 DESIRES? 1941 01:17:14,990 --> 01:17:16,490 MMM. BUT FIRST, 1942 01:17:16,490 --> 01:17:19,990 I JUST HAVE ONE SPECIAL REQUEST. 1943 01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:25,500 YOU IDIOT. 1944 01:17:25,500 --> 01:17:27,000 WHAT? OOH. 1945 01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:28,500 MMM. 1946 01:17:30,010 --> 01:17:31,010 MMM. 1947 01:17:31,010 --> 01:17:32,020 MMM. 1948 01:17:32,010 --> 01:17:33,510 MMM. 1949 01:17:39,020 --> 01:17:40,520 OH, BEAUTIFUL. 1950 01:18:13,050 --> 01:18:14,050 OOH! 1951 01:18:14,050 --> 01:18:16,050 EMILY? 1952 01:18:16,050 --> 01:18:17,050 IS THAT YOU? 1953 01:18:17,050 --> 01:18:18,550 WHO ARE YOU? 1954 01:18:21,060 --> 01:18:22,570 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDDADDY, 1955 01:18:23,060 --> 01:18:24,060 IS THAT YOU? 1956 01:18:24,060 --> 01:18:26,060 [OLD MAN'S VOICE] YES, IT'S ME, FLOYD. 1957 01:18:26,060 --> 01:18:28,060 IT'S YOUR GREAT- GREAT-GRANDDADDY. 1958 01:18:28,070 --> 01:18:29,570 OOOOH... 1959 01:18:29,570 --> 01:18:30,570 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1960 01:18:30,570 --> 01:18:32,580 I'M HERE TO HELP YOU, FLOYD. 1961 01:18:32,570 --> 01:18:35,070 BUT FIRST, YOU MUST ANSWER AN IMPORTANT QUESTION. 1962 01:18:35,070 --> 01:18:36,570 YES, SIR, ANYTHING. 1963 01:18:36,570 --> 01:18:38,570 DID YOU SLIDE YOUR SABER 1964 01:18:38,580 --> 01:18:40,580 INTO THAT MODERN-DAY JEZEBEL? 1965 01:18:40,580 --> 01:18:42,090 NO, SIR, I DID NOT. 1966 01:18:42,080 --> 01:18:43,580 HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT STRIPPER? 1967 01:18:43,580 --> 01:18:45,080 UP HERE, FLOYD, 1968 01:18:45,080 --> 01:18:47,080 BAD NEWS TRAVELS FAST. 1969 01:18:47,080 --> 01:18:49,580 NOW, FLOYD, YOU WANT TO BE SENATOR. 1970 01:18:49,590 --> 01:18:52,600 THERE'S ONE THING YOU MUST DO TO BE SENATOR. 1971 01:18:52,590 --> 01:18:55,590 YOU MUST APPEAR ON THE WALLY SPARKS SHOW. 1972 01:18:55,590 --> 01:18:58,590 NO! HE'S AN OBNOXIOUS BUFFOON. 1973 01:18:58,600 --> 01:19:00,600 SHUT UP, AND YOU LISTEN 1974 01:19:00,600 --> 01:19:02,610 TO YOUR GREAT- GREAT-GRANDDADDY. 1975 01:19:02,600 --> 01:19:04,600 I WANT YOU TO PRAY, FLOYD. 1976 01:19:04,600 --> 01:19:06,100 PRAY. PRAY? 1977 01:19:06,100 --> 01:19:08,100 NO PEEKING. 1978 01:19:08,110 --> 01:19:10,610 REPEAT AFTER ME. I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE... 1979 01:19:10,610 --> 01:19:11,620 I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE... 1980 01:19:11,610 --> 01:19:12,610 TO THE FLAG... 1981 01:19:12,610 --> 01:19:14,110 TO THE FLAG OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. 1982 01:19:14,110 --> 01:19:15,110 [TOILET FLUSHES] 1983 01:19:15,110 --> 01:19:17,110 AND TO THE REPUBLIC FOR WHICH IT STANDS, 1984 01:19:17,110 --> 01:19:18,610 ONE NATION, UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, 1985 01:19:18,620 --> 01:19:20,620 WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL. 1986 01:19:20,620 --> 01:19:22,630 I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG 1987 01:19:22,620 --> 01:19:24,120 OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, 1988 01:19:24,120 --> 01:19:26,120 AND TO THE REPUBLIC... FLOYD? 1989 01:19:26,120 --> 01:19:27,120 FLOYD, DARLING? 1990 01:19:27,620 --> 01:19:28,620 FLOYD, YOU'RE BEING PATRIOTIC 1991 01:19:29,130 --> 01:19:30,630 IN YOUR SLEEP AGAIN. 1992 01:19:30,630 --> 01:19:31,640 I'M SORRY. 1993 01:19:31,630 --> 01:19:33,630 EMILY, YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO WAS HERE. 1994 01:19:33,630 --> 01:19:35,130 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDDADDY. 1995 01:19:35,130 --> 01:19:37,130 OH, FLOYD, DON'T TALK CRAZY. YOU WERE DREAMING. 1996 01:19:37,130 --> 01:19:38,630 I'M NOT TALKING CRAZY. 1997 01:19:38,640 --> 01:19:40,140 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDDADDY WAS HERE. 1998 01:19:40,140 --> 01:19:42,150 IF I SAY HE WAS HERE, HE WAS HERE. 1999 01:19:42,140 --> 01:19:44,000 PLEASE PLACE YOUR NAPKIN IN YOUR LAP. 2000 01:19:44,010 --> 01:19:45,520 WHY? I'M NOT GOING TO SPILL NOTHING. 2001 01:19:45,510 --> 01:19:47,010 DO WHAT YOUR MOTHER-- 2002 01:19:47,010 --> 01:19:48,510 EXCUSE ME, PLEASE. MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION? 2003 01:19:48,510 --> 01:19:51,010 THERE'S SOMETHING I HAVE TO SAY. 2004 01:19:51,010 --> 01:19:53,010 YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THE LATEST POLLS. 2005 01:19:53,020 --> 01:19:55,530 WALLY SPARKS IS SAVING OUR HIDE. 2006 01:19:55,520 --> 01:19:56,520 ESPECIALLY SINCE 2007 01:19:56,520 --> 01:19:59,020 YOU FINALLY DECIDED TO DO HIS SHOW. 2008 01:19:59,020 --> 01:20:00,020 OH, DEAR. 2009 01:20:00,020 --> 01:20:02,020 YOU'RE GOING TO BE ON WALLY'S SHOW?! 2010 01:20:02,030 --> 01:20:03,030 AWESOME! 2011 01:20:03,030 --> 01:20:05,040 IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED TO TELL US, DEAR? 2012 01:20:05,030 --> 01:20:06,030 AAH! 2013 01:20:06,030 --> 01:20:07,660 YOU LYING, 2014 01:20:07,660 --> 01:20:09,660 CONNIVING, SON OF A-- 2015 01:20:09,670 --> 01:20:11,170 SPARKS, YOU POLTROON! 2016 01:20:11,170 --> 01:20:13,180 YOU ANNOUNCE IT IN THE PAPER. 2017 01:20:13,170 --> 01:20:14,670 SO IF I DON'T DO IT, 2018 01:20:14,670 --> 01:20:16,170 IT LOOKS LIKE I'M AFRAID TO FACE YOU ON THE AIR. 2019 01:20:16,670 --> 01:20:19,170 WELL, YOU MAY HAVE BACKED ME INTO A CORNER THIS TIME, 2020 01:20:19,180 --> 01:20:20,680 BUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 2021 01:20:20,680 --> 01:20:23,190 THE SECOND THIS SHOW IS OVER, 2022 01:20:23,180 --> 01:20:26,680 YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE 3-RING CIRCUS ARE HISTORY! 2023 01:20:26,680 --> 01:20:30,180 HEY, DOESN'T ANYBODY EVER KNOCK AROUND HERE? 2024 01:20:30,190 --> 01:20:32,700 [WHINNIES] 2025 01:20:32,690 --> 01:20:34,690 Preston: WELL, THAT'S IT, RANDAL. 2026 01:20:34,690 --> 01:20:35,690 I FEEL TRAPPED. 2027 01:20:35,690 --> 01:20:37,190 ON THE ONE HAND, THE BOYS AT THE LAB 2028 01:20:37,190 --> 01:20:38,690 TELL ME THOSE PICTURES ARE REAL. 2029 01:20:38,700 --> 01:20:40,200 THERE'S NO HINT OF DOCTORING ON THOSE PHOTOS. 2030 01:20:40,700 --> 01:20:43,710 SO IF I CHALLENGE THESE PEOPLE, WHOEVER THEY ARE, 2031 01:20:43,700 --> 01:20:45,200 MY FAMILY MIGHT BE MORE HUMILIATED 2032 01:20:45,200 --> 01:20:46,700 THAN THEY ALREADY HAVE BEEN. 2033 01:20:47,200 --> 01:20:48,700 ON THE OTHER HAND, IF I BACK OUT, 2034 01:20:48,710 --> 01:20:52,220 THOSE PEOPLE ARE JUST GOING TO WALK ALL OVER ME. 2035 01:20:52,210 --> 01:20:53,210 AND WORSE, 2036 01:20:53,210 --> 01:20:55,710 BACKING OUT MIGHT LOOK LIKE AN ADMISSION OF GUILT. 2037 01:20:55,710 --> 01:20:56,710 DAMN! 2038 01:20:56,710 --> 01:20:58,710 FLOYD, THE ELECTION IS NEXT TUESDAY. 2039 01:20:58,720 --> 01:21:00,720 NOW, BY THE TIME YOU CAN PROVE YOUR INNOCENCE, 2040 01:21:00,720 --> 01:21:02,230 YOU'LL ALREADY HAVE LOST IT. 2041 01:21:02,220 --> 01:21:04,220 AND IF YOU CAN'T PROVE YOUR INNOCENCE, 2042 01:21:04,220 --> 01:21:07,220 YOU MIGHT EVEN LOSE YOUR GOVERNOR'S POSITION. 2043 01:21:08,230 --> 01:21:09,730 BACK OUT. 2044 01:21:09,730 --> 01:21:11,740 DON'T YOU THINK I'LL SEEM WEAK 2045 01:21:11,730 --> 01:21:13,230 IF I DON'T FIGHT ALL THIS? 2046 01:21:13,230 --> 01:21:14,730 NOT AT ALL. 2047 01:21:14,730 --> 01:21:16,730 I'D DO THE SAME THING IF I WERE IN YOUR POSITION. 2048 01:21:16,730 --> 01:21:18,730 YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT'S BEST 2049 01:21:18,740 --> 01:21:20,240 FOR EMILY AND THE CHILDREN. 2050 01:21:20,240 --> 01:21:22,750 YOU JUST GAVE ME THE SAME ANSWER THAT I ARRIVED AT. 2051 01:21:22,740 --> 01:21:25,240 I DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR IT FROM EITHER OF US. 2052 01:21:25,240 --> 01:21:27,240 THANK YOU, RANDAL. 2053 01:21:27,240 --> 01:21:29,240 WHEN WILL YOU DO IT? 2054 01:21:29,250 --> 01:21:30,750 WELL... 2055 01:21:30,750 --> 01:21:32,760 HA HA HA! 2056 01:21:32,750 --> 01:21:35,250 I THOUGHT I'D DO IT TONIGHT... 2057 01:21:37,250 --> 01:21:39,250 ON THE SPARKS SHOW. 2058 01:21:39,760 --> 01:21:43,270 Wally: WHY DON'T THE GOVERNOR JUST TELL THE TRUTH? 2059 01:21:43,760 --> 01:21:45,260 IF HE'S INNOCENT, THE PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE HIM. 2060 01:21:45,260 --> 01:21:46,760 BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT THIS PHOTO 2061 01:21:47,260 --> 01:21:48,760 PLASTERED ALL OVER EVERY NEWSPAPER IN THE COUNTRY, 2062 01:21:48,770 --> 01:21:49,770 THAT'S WHY. 2063 01:21:49,770 --> 01:21:50,770 LET US HELP YOU. 2064 01:21:51,270 --> 01:21:52,280 WE'LL FIND OUT WHO THE CHICK IS, 2065 01:21:52,270 --> 01:21:53,270 AND WE'LL PUT HER ON THE SHOW. 2066 01:21:53,270 --> 01:21:56,270 NO. THE GOVERNOR WANTS THIS AFFAIR TO GO AWAY 2067 01:21:56,270 --> 01:21:57,770 AS QUIETLY AS POSSIBLE. 2068 01:21:57,770 --> 01:21:59,270 OH, SO SOMEONE ELSE CAN SET HIM UP 2069 01:21:59,280 --> 01:22:00,780 AND BLACKMAIL HIM ALL OVER AGAIN. 2070 01:22:00,780 --> 01:22:03,790 PLEASE, JUST LET THE GOVERNOR MAKE HIS STATEMENT. 2071 01:22:03,780 --> 01:22:05,780 SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE STRIPPER, 2072 01:22:05,780 --> 01:22:07,780 AND HE WALKS. 2073 01:22:09,290 --> 01:22:11,290 OH, HARVEY, 2074 01:22:11,290 --> 01:22:14,300 NOW, YOU DON'T REALLY MEAN THAT, DO YOU? 2075 01:22:14,290 --> 01:22:16,290 YES, I DO. 2076 01:22:17,790 --> 01:22:19,290 YOU GOT IT? 2077 01:22:19,800 --> 01:22:20,800 GOT IT. 2078 01:22:23,800 --> 01:22:25,800 SHE LOOKS FAMILIAR. 2079 01:22:25,800 --> 01:22:27,800 THEY ALL LOOK FAMILIAR TO YOU, HON. 2080 01:22:27,800 --> 01:22:29,800 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 2081 01:22:29,810 --> 01:22:31,820 Wally: OH, MILLER. 2082 01:22:31,810 --> 01:22:34,310 WELL, WHAT A PLEASANT SURPRISE. 2083 01:22:34,310 --> 01:22:36,810 I CAME TO OFFER MY CONGRATULATIONS. 2084 01:22:36,810 --> 01:22:38,310 YOU WON, SPARKS. 2085 01:22:38,320 --> 01:22:41,320 I DIDN'T THINK YOU COULD DO IT. 2086 01:22:41,320 --> 01:22:44,330 AND MR. SPENCER WANTED ME TO COME PERSONALLY 2087 01:22:44,320 --> 01:22:46,820 AND HAND YOU YOUR NEW CONTRACTS. 2088 01:22:46,820 --> 01:22:49,820 I'M AFRAID YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PICK THEM UP, 2089 01:22:49,830 --> 01:22:50,830 YOU KNOW. 2090 01:22:50,830 --> 01:22:52,340 OH, RIGHT, I FORGOT. 2091 01:22:52,330 --> 01:22:53,830 YOU CAN'T WALK. 2092 01:22:53,830 --> 01:22:54,830 RIGHT. 2093 01:22:54,830 --> 01:22:57,330 SO HOW LONG DO THE DOCTORS THINK IT'LL TAKE? 2094 01:22:57,330 --> 01:23:00,330 OH, A FEW WEEKS, A FEW MONTHS. 2095 01:23:00,340 --> 01:23:01,340 A YEAR. 2096 01:23:01,340 --> 01:23:02,850 A FEW YEARS. 2097 01:23:02,840 --> 01:23:04,340 WOW, LOOK AT THAT CHICK. WHAT AN ASS. 2098 01:23:04,340 --> 01:23:05,840 OOH, WHERE, WHERE? 2099 01:23:05,840 --> 01:23:07,340 AHA, I GOT YOU! 2100 01:23:07,340 --> 01:23:08,840 I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING IT. 2101 01:23:08,850 --> 01:23:11,860 I CAUGHT YOU. I CAUGHT YOU! 2102 01:23:11,850 --> 01:23:12,850 OHH-HOO, YEAH! 2103 01:23:12,850 --> 01:23:15,350 HALLELUJAH! PRAISE THE LORD! 2104 01:23:15,350 --> 01:23:16,350 YOU CAN WALK AGAIN! 2105 01:23:16,350 --> 01:23:17,850 HEY, I CAN WALK! IT'S A MIRACLE! 2106 01:23:17,850 --> 01:23:19,350 NO, NO, NO, NO! THIS IS NO MIRACLE. 2107 01:23:19,860 --> 01:23:20,860 YOU ARE A FAKE, 2108 01:23:20,860 --> 01:23:22,370 A PHONY. YOU ARE A CHARLATAN! 2109 01:23:22,360 --> 01:23:24,360 ALL RIGHT, MILLER, WHAT DO YOU WANT? 2110 01:23:24,360 --> 01:23:25,860 WHAT DO I WANT? 2111 01:23:25,860 --> 01:23:27,860 I WANT YOUR HEAD ON A STICK. 2112 01:23:27,860 --> 01:23:29,860 I WANT YOUR NECK IN A NOOSE. 2113 01:23:30,370 --> 01:23:32,380 HEY, YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE UP WITH ME, HUH? 2114 01:23:32,370 --> 01:23:34,370 I WANT TO SEE THAT YOU NEVER WORK 2115 01:23:34,370 --> 01:23:36,370 IN BROADCASTING EVER AGAIN! 2116 01:23:37,870 --> 01:23:38,870 AH, MISS PRESTON. 2117 01:23:38,880 --> 01:23:39,880 YOU'VE BEEN HAD. 2118 01:23:39,880 --> 01:23:41,380 THEY'VE BEEN DECEIVING YOUR FAMILY 2119 01:23:41,880 --> 01:23:43,380 THE WHOLE TIME. 2120 01:23:43,380 --> 01:23:44,880 HE WAS NEVER HURT. 2121 01:23:44,880 --> 01:23:46,880 IS IT TRUE? DID YOU KNOW HE WAS FAKING IT? 2122 01:23:46,880 --> 01:23:47,880 LOOK, PRISCILLA, I'M SORRY. 2123 01:23:48,390 --> 01:23:49,890 OH, DADDY WAS RIGHT. 2124 01:23:49,890 --> 01:23:51,390 THANKS A LOT, DAD. 2125 01:23:51,390 --> 01:23:52,900 DEAN. 2126 01:23:52,890 --> 01:23:54,390 AH. 2127 01:23:54,390 --> 01:23:56,890 I GUESS NOW IS THE PERFECT TIME 2128 01:23:56,890 --> 01:23:59,390 FOR ME TO CALL MR. SPENCER 2129 01:23:59,400 --> 01:24:02,410 AND PUT AN END TO YOUR SLEAZY CAREER, HUH? 2130 01:24:02,400 --> 01:24:03,900 YOU AIN'T GOING ANYWHERE, PRETTY BOY. 2131 01:24:03,900 --> 01:24:05,900 YOU AIN'T EVEN PRETTY ANYMORE. 2132 01:24:05,900 --> 01:24:06,900 Robby: REMEMBER ME? 2133 01:24:06,900 --> 01:24:07,900 HEY, THAT'S MY WALLET! 2134 01:24:07,900 --> 01:24:08,900 Wally: GRAB HIM. 2135 01:24:09,410 --> 01:24:14,920 ♪ WHY DO WE STAND ON THE ROSES? ♪ 2136 01:24:14,910 --> 01:24:17,910 YOO-HOO, MR. SPARKS? 2137 01:24:17,910 --> 01:24:19,910 YO, WHAT DO YOU WANT? 2138 01:24:19,920 --> 01:24:21,930 OH, THERE'S A PHONE CALL 2139 01:24:21,920 --> 01:24:23,420 FOR MR. SPARKS ON LINE 2. 2140 01:24:23,420 --> 01:24:24,420 Miller: SOMEBODY HELP ME! 2141 01:24:24,420 --> 01:24:25,920 IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT IN THERE? 2142 01:24:25,920 --> 01:24:28,420 YEAH. WALLY IS JUST HAVING HIS PHYSICAL THERAPY. 2143 01:24:28,430 --> 01:24:30,930 OH. IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP? 2144 01:24:31,430 --> 01:24:31,940 UM... 2145 01:24:32,430 --> 01:24:33,930 ROBBY, LOOK WHO'S HERE. 2146 01:24:33,930 --> 01:24:34,930 MOM! 2147 01:24:34,930 --> 01:24:36,430 Miller: HELP! 2148 01:24:36,430 --> 01:24:37,430 WALLY WANTS YOU TO ROAST HIM A TURKEY. 2149 01:24:37,430 --> 01:24:38,930 A WHOLE TURKEY? 2150 01:24:38,940 --> 01:24:40,940 NO, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET WAY WITH IT THIS TIME. 2151 01:24:40,940 --> 01:24:42,450 I'M WARNING YOU, SPARKS. I'M WARN-- 2152 01:24:42,440 --> 01:24:45,440 THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO SHUT HIM UP. 2153 01:24:45,440 --> 01:24:46,440 I KNOW HER. 2154 01:24:46,440 --> 01:24:47,940 SHE'S SO FAMILIAR TO ME. 2155 01:24:47,940 --> 01:24:49,440 I JUST CAN'T PLACE HER. 2156 01:24:49,450 --> 01:24:50,950 I KNEW IT. I KNEW I KNEW HER. 2157 01:24:50,950 --> 01:24:51,960 NOW I KNOW WHERE I KNOW HER FROM. 2158 01:24:51,950 --> 01:24:52,950 WHERE DO YOU KNOW HER FROM? 2159 01:24:52,950 --> 01:24:53,950 WALLY? 2160 01:24:53,950 --> 01:24:54,950 I'M BUSY NOW. 2161 01:24:54,950 --> 01:24:56,450 WHERE DO YOU KNOW HER FROM? 2162 01:24:56,450 --> 01:24:57,450 IT'S HER! 2163 01:24:57,950 --> 01:25:00,450 SHE WANTS TO MEET WITH WALLY ALONE. 2164 01:25:17,470 --> 01:25:19,470 Wally: OH, IT'S YOU. 2165 01:25:19,480 --> 01:25:21,480 I THOUGHT YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN CASUAL SEX. 2166 01:25:21,480 --> 01:25:24,490 I NEVER HAD SEX WITH THE GOVERNOR. 2167 01:25:24,480 --> 01:25:25,980 HE WAS SET UP. 2168 01:25:25,980 --> 01:25:27,480 THEY SLIPPED HIM A MICKEY, 2169 01:25:27,480 --> 01:25:29,980 AND WHILE HE WAS UNCONSCIOUS, 2170 01:25:29,990 --> 01:25:32,000 I TOOK OFF MY CLOTHES, 2171 01:25:31,990 --> 01:25:34,490 AND I POSED FOR THOSE PICTURES WITH HIM. 2172 01:25:34,990 --> 01:25:37,490 THEN WHY ARE YOU SAYING IT NOW? 2173 01:25:37,490 --> 01:25:40,490 BECAUSE I CAN'T LIVE WITH THE GUILT. 2174 01:25:40,500 --> 01:25:41,500 I TOLD YOU 2175 01:25:41,500 --> 01:25:43,510 I'M AN ACTRESS, MR. SPARKS. 2176 01:25:44,000 --> 01:25:45,500 BUT I DON'T WANT TO BECOME FAMOUS 2177 01:25:46,000 --> 01:25:48,000 FOR RUINING THE LIVES OF AN INNOCENT MAN 2178 01:25:48,000 --> 01:25:49,500 AND HIS FAMILY. 2179 01:25:49,510 --> 01:25:51,010 I WANT TO DO WHOLESOME PROJECTS, 2180 01:25:51,510 --> 01:25:52,520 LIKE DISNEY MOVIES. 2181 01:25:52,510 --> 01:25:54,510 WELL, HOW COME YOU WANT TO SEE ME? 2182 01:25:54,510 --> 01:25:58,010 BECAUSE I WANT TO GO ON YOUR SHOW TONIGHT, 2183 01:25:58,010 --> 01:26:00,510 AND I WANT TO TELL THE TRUTH. 2184 01:26:00,520 --> 01:26:02,030 I WANT TO DO THE RIGHT THING, 2185 01:26:02,020 --> 01:26:03,520 AND I WANT TO CLEAR THE GOVERNOR'S NAME 2186 01:26:03,520 --> 01:26:05,020 IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE COUNTRY. 2187 01:26:05,520 --> 01:26:06,520 [WALLY'S THEME MUSIC PLAYS] 2188 01:26:06,520 --> 01:26:08,890 3, 2, 1. 2189 01:26:08,890 --> 01:26:09,890 HIYA, FOLKS. 2190 01:26:09,890 --> 01:26:11,890 TONIGHT YOU'RE GOING TO SEE 2191 01:26:11,900 --> 01:26:13,400 A DIFFERENT KIND OF WALLY SPARKS SHOW. 2192 01:26:13,900 --> 01:26:15,410 A MUCH MORE SERIOUS APPROACH. 2193 01:26:15,900 --> 01:26:17,400 AND I WANT TO START OFF 2194 01:26:17,900 --> 01:26:18,900 WITH MY VERY SPECIAL GUEST, 2195 01:26:19,400 --> 01:26:20,400 GOVERNOR FLOYD PRESTON. 2196 01:26:20,400 --> 01:26:23,900 [DIXIE PLAYS] 2197 01:26:23,910 --> 01:26:25,920 AH, GOVERNOR, IT'S GREAT TO FINALLY HAVE YOU 2198 01:26:25,910 --> 01:26:26,910 ON MY SHOW, YOU KNOW? 2199 01:26:27,410 --> 01:26:29,910 AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO TRAVEL TOO FAR TO GET HERE. 2200 01:26:29,910 --> 01:26:30,910 THAT'S TRUE. 2201 01:26:30,910 --> 01:26:32,410 ALTHOUGH THE TRAFFIC WAS A LITTLE ROUGH 2202 01:26:32,920 --> 01:26:34,420 COMING THROUGH THE KITCHEN. 2203 01:26:34,420 --> 01:26:36,430 [WHISPERS] Priscilla, listen, we need to talk. 2204 01:26:36,420 --> 01:26:37,920 OK, you don't understand. 2205 01:26:37,920 --> 01:26:39,420 You lied to me. 2206 01:26:39,420 --> 01:26:41,920 I should tell my father and stop this show. 2207 01:26:41,930 --> 01:26:42,930 UH, MR. SPARKS, 2208 01:26:43,430 --> 01:26:45,440 I'D LIKE TO SAY A FEW WORDS. 2209 01:26:45,930 --> 01:26:47,430 Miller: STOP THE SHOW! 2210 01:26:47,430 --> 01:26:49,930 HE'S A FAKE! HE'S A PHONY! 2211 01:26:50,430 --> 01:26:51,930 HE'S A CHARLATAN! 2212 01:26:51,940 --> 01:26:52,940 GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! 2213 01:26:53,440 --> 01:26:54,440 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! 2214 01:26:54,440 --> 01:26:55,450 LISTEN TO ME! 2215 01:26:55,440 --> 01:26:57,940 I'M A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON! 2216 01:26:57,940 --> 01:26:59,440 [WHISPERING] Stretch. Stretch it out. 2217 01:26:59,440 --> 01:27:01,940 UH, ONE OF THE GOVERNOR'S OPPONENTS. 2218 01:27:01,950 --> 01:27:03,950 THEY'LL STOOP TO ANYTHING TO TRY AND STOP HIM. 2219 01:27:03,950 --> 01:27:05,960 LIKE CALLING HIM A PHONY, A FAKE. 2220 01:27:05,950 --> 01:27:07,950 THEY EVEN CLAIM HE DYES HIS HAIR. 2221 01:27:07,950 --> 01:27:10,450 LIES! I'VE TAKEN A SHOWER WITH THE GOVERNOR, 2222 01:27:10,450 --> 01:27:12,450 AND BELIEVE ME, THAT'S HIS NATURAL HAIR COLOR. 2223 01:27:12,460 --> 01:27:13,960 AND BY THE WAY, GOVERNOR, 2224 01:27:14,460 --> 01:27:17,470 YOU'RE QUITE A GUY, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 2225 01:27:17,960 --> 01:27:19,960 WHY, HE COULD ENTER A 3-LEGGED RACE BY HIMSELF. 2226 01:27:19,960 --> 01:27:23,460 WHY DO YOU THINK HIS WIFE IS ALWAYS SMILING? 2227 01:27:24,470 --> 01:27:25,480 Wally: SO, FOLKS, 2228 01:27:25,970 --> 01:27:27,470 VOTE FOR GOVERNOR FLOYD PRESTON. 2229 01:27:27,470 --> 01:27:28,970 THINK BIG. 2230 01:27:28,970 --> 01:27:29,970 MR. SPARKS. 2231 01:27:29,970 --> 01:27:31,470 THERE'S SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT-- 2232 01:27:31,980 --> 01:27:33,480 HOLD THAT THOUGHT FOR ONE MOMENT, OK? 2233 01:27:33,480 --> 01:27:35,490 'CAUSE RIGHT NOW I'D LIKE TO BRING ON 2234 01:27:35,480 --> 01:27:36,980 A SPECIAL MYSTERY GUEST 2235 01:27:36,980 --> 01:27:39,980 WHO'S ABOUT TO BECOME THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON 2236 01:27:39,980 --> 01:27:40,980 IN YOUR LIFE. 2237 01:27:40,980 --> 01:27:42,480 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 2238 01:27:42,490 --> 01:27:44,990 GOVERNOR PRESTON WAS JUST ABOUT TO ANNOUNCE 2239 01:27:44,990 --> 01:27:47,000 HE'S GOING TO BACK OUT OF THE ELECTION... 2240 01:27:47,490 --> 01:27:48,490 OH, NO. 2241 01:27:48,490 --> 01:27:49,990 BECAUSE HE'S MIXED UP 2242 01:27:49,990 --> 01:27:52,490 IN A DISGUSTING SEX SCANDAL. 2243 01:27:52,500 --> 01:27:53,500 OH. 2244 01:27:53,500 --> 01:27:54,500 [GASPS] 2245 01:27:54,500 --> 01:27:55,510 AND HERE SHE IS 2246 01:27:56,000 --> 01:27:57,500 TO TELL HER SIDE OF THE STORY. 2247 01:27:57,500 --> 01:28:01,500 THE WOMAN IN QUESTION-- LOLA LARUE! 2248 01:28:01,500 --> 01:28:05,000 [JAZZY MUSIC PLAYS] 2249 01:28:09,010 --> 01:28:10,010 ALL RIGHT, LOLA. 2250 01:28:10,010 --> 01:28:12,010 NOW YOU GO AHEAD AND TELL OUR VIEWERS 2251 01:28:12,520 --> 01:28:14,020 THE SAME INCREDIBLE STORY YOU TOLD ME. 2252 01:28:14,020 --> 01:28:17,530 WELL, I FIRST MET GOVERNOR PRESTON 2253 01:28:17,520 --> 01:28:20,020 IN SAVANNAH AT A CAMPAIGN RALLY. 2254 01:28:20,020 --> 01:28:21,520 AND THAT NIGHT, 2255 01:28:21,520 --> 01:28:24,020 HE GOT ME DRUNK AND SEXUALLY MOLESTED ME 2256 01:28:24,030 --> 01:28:25,540 AT THE FUZZY PEACH MOTEL. 2257 01:28:26,030 --> 01:28:27,530 GOVERNOR, WHAT DID I TELL YOU, HUH? 2258 01:28:28,030 --> 01:28:29,030 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. 2259 01:28:29,030 --> 01:28:30,530 THAT'S A LIE! 2260 01:28:30,530 --> 01:28:33,030 EMILY, I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS WOMAN BEFORE 2261 01:28:33,040 --> 01:28:34,040 IN MY LIFE. 2262 01:28:34,040 --> 01:28:35,040 SHE'S BLACKMAILING ME! 2263 01:28:35,040 --> 01:28:36,550 Governor: BABY DOLL, WAIT! 2264 01:28:36,540 --> 01:28:38,040 IF YOU HAD SEX WITH THE GOVERNOR, 2265 01:28:38,540 --> 01:28:39,540 YOU SAW HIM NAKED, RIGHT? 2266 01:28:40,040 --> 01:28:40,540 TOTALLY. 2267 01:28:41,040 --> 01:28:42,540 COMPLETELY. 2268 01:28:42,550 --> 01:28:44,050 BUCK. 2269 01:28:44,050 --> 01:28:45,560 Wally: WELL, TELL ME THIS-- 2270 01:28:45,550 --> 01:28:47,550 DOES THE GOVERNOR HAVE ANY DISTINGUISHING MARKS 2271 01:28:47,550 --> 01:28:49,050 ON HIS BODY? 2272 01:28:49,550 --> 01:28:50,550 A BIRTHMARK 2273 01:28:50,550 --> 01:28:52,050 SHAPED LIKE THE STATE OF FLORIDA 2274 01:28:52,060 --> 01:28:54,060 ON HIS LEFT BUTT CHEEK. 2275 01:28:54,060 --> 01:28:56,570 HO HO, REALLY? HA HA HA HA. 2276 01:28:59,560 --> 01:29:02,060 OK, LUCKY GUESS. 2277 01:29:02,070 --> 01:29:04,070 SHOW 'EM. 2278 01:29:04,570 --> 01:29:05,580 GO ON, GOVERNOR. 2279 01:29:06,070 --> 01:29:07,070 SHOW 'EM. 2280 01:29:07,570 --> 01:29:08,570 [MUTTERING] 2281 01:29:08,570 --> 01:29:09,570 [WHISPERING] Cut. We're going to commercial. 2282 01:29:10,070 --> 01:29:11,070 YOU'RE AN IDIOT! 2283 01:29:11,570 --> 01:29:12,070 STAY TUNED, FOLKS... 2284 01:29:12,580 --> 01:29:14,080 YOU'RE STUPID! 2285 01:29:14,210 --> 01:29:15,710 THAT DOES IT! 2286 01:29:16,210 --> 01:29:17,710 Director: AND WE'RE CLEAR. 2287 01:29:17,710 --> 01:29:19,210 CROWD, SETTLE, SETTLE, SETTLE. 2288 01:29:19,220 --> 01:29:20,220 COME ON. 2289 01:29:20,220 --> 01:29:21,220 Floor Manager: MAKEUP! 2290 01:29:21,220 --> 01:29:22,730 Director: ALL RIGHT, GUYS, 2291 01:29:22,720 --> 01:29:24,720 WE NEED THE MAKEUP MAN TO GET RID OF THE SHINE. 2292 01:29:24,720 --> 01:29:26,720 Governor: I CAN OVERLOOK TAKING OVER THE BEDROOM 2293 01:29:26,720 --> 01:29:29,220 AND THIS CAMERA CREW AND THE DOG FOOD! 2294 01:29:29,230 --> 01:29:31,230 BUT HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! 2295 01:29:31,230 --> 01:29:32,740 I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU. 2296 01:29:32,730 --> 01:29:34,730 HELP ME? YOU'RE BURYING ME OUT THERE! 2297 01:29:34,730 --> 01:29:36,230 AW, COME BACK ON. 2298 01:29:36,230 --> 01:29:37,730 I PROMISE I'LL FIX EVERYTHING. 2299 01:29:37,730 --> 01:29:39,730 EXCUSE ME, 90 SECONDS, AND WE'RE BACK ON THE AIR. 2300 01:29:39,740 --> 01:29:41,740 NO. NO WAY I'M GOING BACK OUT THERE. 2301 01:29:41,740 --> 01:29:43,250 YOU GOT TO COME BACK ON. 2302 01:29:43,740 --> 01:29:45,740 IF YOU DON'T, YOU'LL LOOK WORSE THAN YOU LOOK NOW. 2303 01:29:45,740 --> 01:29:47,240 HARVEY, HELP ME, HELP ME. 2304 01:29:47,240 --> 01:29:48,740 WHAT SHALL I DO? 2305 01:29:48,750 --> 01:29:50,750 WELL, I THINK YOU SHOULD-- 2306 01:29:50,750 --> 01:29:52,760 I DON'T KNOW. 2307 01:29:52,750 --> 01:29:54,250 [CRYING] 2308 01:29:54,250 --> 01:29:55,750 WE'LL MISS-- 2309 01:29:55,750 --> 01:29:57,750 FLOYD, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 2310 01:29:58,760 --> 01:30:00,260 I'M RUINED. 2311 01:30:00,260 --> 01:30:02,270 EMILY THINKS I BETRAYED HER. 2312 01:30:02,260 --> 01:30:03,760 IT'S ALL SPARKS' FAULT. 2313 01:30:03,760 --> 01:30:05,260 GOVERNOR, YOU GOT TO LISTEN TO ME. 2314 01:30:05,260 --> 01:30:06,260 TRUST ME, WILL YOU? 2315 01:30:06,760 --> 01:30:07,260 TRUST YOU? 2316 01:30:07,760 --> 01:30:08,760 TRUST YOU?! I-- 2317 01:30:08,770 --> 01:30:11,270 NOW, NOW, DON'T WORRY, FLOYD. 2318 01:30:11,270 --> 01:30:14,280 I'LL SEE THAT HE HANGS FOR THIS. 2319 01:30:14,270 --> 01:30:17,270 OK, 60 SECONDS. IT'S NOW OR NEVER. 2320 01:30:17,270 --> 01:30:18,770 ALL RIGHT, GOVERNOR, 2321 01:30:18,780 --> 01:30:21,280 WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE? 2322 01:30:21,280 --> 01:30:23,790 LEAVE ME ALONE. 2323 01:30:40,300 --> 01:30:41,800 I'M DONE. 2324 01:30:41,800 --> 01:30:43,310 LET'S GO. COME ON. 2325 01:30:58,820 --> 01:31:00,320 DAD? 2326 01:31:15,830 --> 01:31:19,330 DADDY...THIS IS ALL MY FAULT. 2327 01:31:20,840 --> 01:31:24,350 SON, YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 2328 01:31:24,340 --> 01:31:25,840 YES, I DID. 2329 01:31:28,340 --> 01:31:30,840 I SENT THE INVITATION TO WALLY. 2330 01:31:34,850 --> 01:31:36,350 I DID IT... 2331 01:31:36,850 --> 01:31:40,850 BECAUSE I WANTED TO GET EVEN WITH YOU. 2332 01:31:40,860 --> 01:31:43,370 I WANTED YOU TO STOP BEING THE GOVERNOR 2333 01:31:43,360 --> 01:31:47,360 AND JUST GO BACK TO BEING MY DAD LIKE YOU USED TO. 2334 01:31:53,370 --> 01:31:54,370 ROBERT... 2335 01:31:56,370 --> 01:31:58,370 I'M NOT GONNA CALL YOU ROBBY ANYMORE, 2336 01:31:58,370 --> 01:32:00,870 'CAUSE THAT'S A LITTLE BOY'S NAME. 2337 01:32:00,880 --> 01:32:02,890 YOU'RE A YOUNG MAN NOW. 2338 01:32:03,380 --> 01:32:04,880 IT TOOK A LOT OF COURAGE 2339 01:32:04,880 --> 01:32:07,380 TO JUST SAY WHAT YOU DID. 2340 01:32:07,380 --> 01:32:09,880 I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING. 2341 01:32:11,890 --> 01:32:14,900 BEING YOUR DADDY'S THE BEST JOB I EVER HAD. 2342 01:32:14,890 --> 01:32:17,390 AND THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME... 2343 01:32:17,390 --> 01:32:21,390 IT'S ALSO THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE. 2344 01:32:25,900 --> 01:32:26,900 DADDY... 2345 01:32:32,910 --> 01:32:35,020 FOLKS, THE FIRST HALF OF THE SHOW 2346 01:32:35,030 --> 01:32:36,540 HAS BEEN PRETTY AMAZING, 2347 01:32:36,530 --> 01:32:40,030 AND THE SECOND HALF IS NO DIFFERENT. 2348 01:32:40,030 --> 01:32:42,030 AND I'M GONNA START THE SECOND HALF... 2349 01:32:43,040 --> 01:32:44,540 BY TELLING YOU... 2350 01:32:47,540 --> 01:32:49,540 I CAN WALK. 2351 01:32:49,540 --> 01:32:52,040 I'VE BEEN FAKING IT... 2352 01:32:52,040 --> 01:32:54,040 PRETENDING I WAS HURT... 2353 01:32:54,050 --> 01:32:57,060 FOR MY OWN SELFISH REASONS. 2354 01:32:58,550 --> 01:33:01,550 YOU KNOW, THIS MAY BE MY LAST SHOW. 2355 01:33:01,550 --> 01:33:04,550 A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK I SHOULDN'T BE ON TV ANYMORE. 2356 01:33:04,560 --> 01:33:06,070 MAYBE THEY'RE RIGHT. 2357 01:33:06,060 --> 01:33:08,560 I'M ONLY SORRY FOR ALL THE PAIN AND SUFFERING 2358 01:33:08,560 --> 01:33:10,060 I CAUSED THE GOVERNOR, 2359 01:33:10,060 --> 01:33:13,060 AND HOW I HURT THIS SWEET, INNOCENT GIRL. 2360 01:33:13,070 --> 01:33:15,570 LOOK AT THAT VIRGIN SMILE. 2361 01:33:15,570 --> 01:33:17,580 A BABE LOST IN THE WOODS. 2362 01:33:17,570 --> 01:33:20,070 AND YOU WANTED TO BE AN ACTRESS, DIDN'T YOU? 2363 01:33:20,070 --> 01:33:21,570 THAT'S RIGHT. DISNEY MOVIES. 2364 01:33:21,570 --> 01:33:23,570 OH, I'M SURE YOU'D BE RIGHT AT HOME 2365 01:33:24,080 --> 01:33:25,080 WITH PINOCCHIO. 2366 01:33:25,080 --> 01:33:26,090 [SLIDE WHISTLE] 2367 01:33:26,080 --> 01:33:27,580 WELL, TONIGHT, YOU'RE IN LUCK, HONEY. 2368 01:33:27,580 --> 01:33:30,080 IT SO HAPPENS WE HAVE A CLIP OF YOUR ACTING DEBUT. 2369 01:33:30,080 --> 01:33:31,080 ROLL IT, SANDY. 2370 01:33:31,080 --> 01:33:32,080 GO. 2371 01:33:32,080 --> 01:33:34,080 G-AAH! OHH... 2372 01:33:34,090 --> 01:33:37,600 HO! WHERE'D YOU STUDY ACTING, HONEY, DOWN UNDER? 2373 01:33:37,590 --> 01:33:40,590 SHE GIVES A NEW MEANING TO METHOD ACTING. 2374 01:33:44,100 --> 01:33:45,100 HEY, WITH THIS ROLE, 2375 01:33:45,600 --> 01:33:47,610 YOUR ACTING CAREER REALLY GOT A HEAD START. 2376 01:33:47,600 --> 01:33:49,600 BUT WAIT, FOLKS, THERE'S MORE. 2377 01:33:49,600 --> 01:33:52,100 TV: I NEVER HAD SEX WITH THE GOVERNOR. 2378 01:33:52,100 --> 01:33:53,600 HE WAS SET UP. 2379 01:33:53,610 --> 01:33:56,120 THEY SLIPPED HIM A MICKEY, 2380 01:33:56,110 --> 01:33:58,110 AND WHILE HE WAS UNCONSCIOUS, 2381 01:33:58,110 --> 01:33:59,610 I TOOK OFF MY CLOTHES, 2382 01:33:59,610 --> 01:34:02,610 AND I POSED FOR THOSE PICTURES WITH HIM. 2383 01:34:02,620 --> 01:34:05,120 WELL, THANKS TO MY PRODUCER SANDY, 2384 01:34:05,120 --> 01:34:06,630 AND A HIDDEN VIDEO CAMERA, 2385 01:34:06,620 --> 01:34:09,620 WE HAPPENED TO GET THIS LITTLE PERFORMANCE ON TAPE. 2386 01:34:09,620 --> 01:34:12,120 BUT WAIT... THERE'S EVEN MORE. 2387 01:34:14,630 --> 01:34:17,140 YOU SEE, JULIUS, WHAT LOLA DOESN'T KNOW IS, 2388 01:34:17,130 --> 01:34:19,130 WE FOLLOWED HER INTO THE WOODS, 2389 01:34:19,130 --> 01:34:21,130 WHERE SHE HAD A RENDEZVOUS 2390 01:34:21,130 --> 01:34:24,130 WITH THE BIG BAD WOLF HIMSELF! 2391 01:34:24,140 --> 01:34:26,150 [SWELLING MUSIC] 2392 01:34:30,140 --> 01:34:34,140 Wally: I GUESS WHATEVER LOLA WANTS, LOLA GETS. 2393 01:34:34,150 --> 01:34:36,160 JUDGE WILLIAMS! 2394 01:34:36,150 --> 01:34:37,650 RANDAL! 2395 01:34:37,650 --> 01:34:40,650 WOW! LOOKS LIKE THE JUDGE IS BANGING MORE THAN HIS GAVEL. 2396 01:34:40,650 --> 01:34:42,150 THIS IS ABSURD! I DON'T KNOW THIS TRAMP! 2397 01:34:42,150 --> 01:34:44,650 TRAMP? SCREW YOU, RANDY! 2398 01:34:44,660 --> 01:34:46,670 I AIN'T TAKIN' THE RAP FOR THIS ON MY OWN! 2399 01:34:46,660 --> 01:34:48,660 HE KNEW IF GOVERNOR PRESTON GOT INTO THE SENATE, 2400 01:34:48,660 --> 01:34:51,160 HE'D PREVENT THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE CIVIL WAR THEME PARK. 2401 01:34:51,160 --> 01:34:52,660 SHE'S INSANE! DON'T LISTEN TO HER! 2402 01:34:52,670 --> 01:34:55,170 JUDGE HERE SUNK ALL OF HIS MONEY INTO THE SURROUNDING PROPERTY. 2403 01:34:55,170 --> 01:34:57,180 SAID IT WAS WORTH A FORTUNE. 2404 01:34:57,170 --> 01:34:59,170 YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA SHARE IT WITH ME! 2405 01:34:59,170 --> 01:35:00,170 OH, GO AWAY, LOLA! 2406 01:35:00,670 --> 01:35:02,790 OOH! LOOKS LIKE SHE MISJUDGED THE JUDGE! 2407 01:35:02,790 --> 01:35:05,290 I'M GONNA FIX YOU, SPARKS! 2408 01:35:05,290 --> 01:35:06,790 CHARGE! 2409 01:35:06,800 --> 01:35:07,800 HEY, GET YOUR OWN! 2410 01:35:07,800 --> 01:35:09,810 JUST A SLICE. 2411 01:35:09,800 --> 01:35:11,300 Wally: EVERYBODY, HEAD FOR THE HILLS! 2412 01:35:11,300 --> 01:35:12,300 OH! GET THE CAMERA! 2413 01:35:13,800 --> 01:35:15,800 WHAT'S WRONG? 2414 01:35:15,810 --> 01:35:17,310 HEY, GET OUT OF THE WAY! 2415 01:35:17,310 --> 01:35:19,320 Williams: PREPARE TO DIE. 2416 01:35:19,310 --> 01:35:20,810 KEEP MOVING, WALLY! 2417 01:35:20,810 --> 01:35:22,810 TIGHTER. GET A 2-SHOT! 2418 01:35:22,810 --> 01:35:24,310 AAH! OOH! OOH! 2419 01:35:24,310 --> 01:35:26,810 DAD! WHOA! 2420 01:35:26,820 --> 01:35:28,320 EN GARDE! 2421 01:35:28,320 --> 01:35:30,330 WHOO! 2422 01:35:30,820 --> 01:35:32,320 AAH! 2423 01:35:34,320 --> 01:35:36,320 OH, COME ON! PAN OUT! 2424 01:35:36,330 --> 01:35:38,330 JUDGE, CAN'T WE TALK IT OVER? 2425 01:35:38,330 --> 01:35:40,340 WHOA! I SEE YOUR POINT. 2426 01:35:40,330 --> 01:35:42,330 GET THE WHEELCHAIR! PUT THE CAMERA IN IT! GO ON. 2427 01:35:47,840 --> 01:35:49,850 FRESH-CUT FLOWERS! OOH! 2428 01:35:55,850 --> 01:35:56,850 OHHH! 2429 01:36:00,850 --> 01:36:02,350 BUSYBODY! 2430 01:36:02,350 --> 01:36:03,850 KNOW-IT-ALL YANKEE! 2431 01:36:03,850 --> 01:36:05,730 TAKE IT EASY, JUDGE! 2432 01:36:05,740 --> 01:36:07,250 LOOK OUT! HE'S NUTS! 2433 01:36:13,750 --> 01:36:16,370 Preston: RANDAL, THAT IS A PRICELESS ANTIQUE! 2434 01:36:16,370 --> 01:36:17,870 OH, MY GRACIOUS! 2435 01:36:17,870 --> 01:36:18,870 AAH! AAH! 2436 01:36:20,870 --> 01:36:22,870 OW! OOH! 2437 01:36:22,870 --> 01:36:23,870 OH! AAH! 2438 01:36:26,380 --> 01:36:27,880 AHA! 2439 01:36:29,880 --> 01:36:31,380 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, SON? 2440 01:36:31,380 --> 01:36:32,880 Sandy: ALEC, GET THE CAMERA UPSTAIRS! 2441 01:36:38,390 --> 01:36:39,900 HAA! HAA! 2442 01:36:39,890 --> 01:36:42,890 I HAD TUNA FISH FOR LUNCH! 2443 01:36:42,890 --> 01:36:44,390 WATCH OUT! 2444 01:36:44,890 --> 01:36:46,890 SHE'S GOT A GUN! 2445 01:36:46,900 --> 01:36:49,910 STAY BACK! I'M WARNING YOU! 2446 01:36:49,900 --> 01:36:51,400 ROBERT, CALL 911. 2447 01:36:51,400 --> 01:36:54,400 YOU! COME HERE! 2448 01:36:54,400 --> 01:36:55,400 OH, DEAR, YOU DON'T-- 2449 01:36:55,400 --> 01:36:56,900 NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME! 2450 01:37:01,910 --> 01:37:04,410 HEY, SOMEBODY, GET ME A LEI! 2451 01:37:04,410 --> 01:37:06,410 I KNOW I'M A KID. I'M NOT JOKING! 2452 01:37:06,420 --> 01:37:07,420 I'M TAKING HER WITH ME. 2453 01:37:07,420 --> 01:37:08,920 DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. 2454 01:37:11,920 --> 01:37:12,920 HO! QUICK, GET IN THERE! 2455 01:37:12,920 --> 01:37:13,920 GET A CLOSEUP! 2456 01:37:13,920 --> 01:37:15,920 IT'S MY GUN! 2457 01:37:18,930 --> 01:37:20,940 OOH! HE GOT ME RIGHT IN THE TOUCHé! 2458 01:37:22,430 --> 01:37:23,430 AAH! 2459 01:37:23,430 --> 01:37:24,930 LOOK! 2460 01:37:24,930 --> 01:37:26,430 TAKE THAT! 2461 01:37:26,440 --> 01:37:27,940 I GOT IT! 2462 01:37:34,440 --> 01:37:35,440 HA HA! 2463 01:37:36,950 --> 01:37:38,950 HO HO! 2464 01:37:38,950 --> 01:37:43,460 [GUNSHOTS] 2465 01:37:43,950 --> 01:37:45,450 HIT THE DECK! 2466 01:37:45,450 --> 01:37:46,950 JOEY! 2467 01:37:49,460 --> 01:37:50,960 OHH! 2468 01:37:50,960 --> 01:37:51,960 GET OFF ME! 2469 01:37:51,960 --> 01:37:53,960 WHOA--OHH! 2470 01:37:53,960 --> 01:37:54,960 HIYAAH! 2471 01:37:54,960 --> 01:37:57,960 I JUST GOT CIRCUMCISED BY BENIHANA! OOH! 2472 01:38:01,970 --> 01:38:04,970 DON'T THINK I WON'T USE THIS. 2473 01:38:04,970 --> 01:38:06,470 GET BACK, OR I'LL BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT. 2474 01:38:06,480 --> 01:38:07,980 DON'T BE A HERO, GOVERNOR! 2475 01:38:09,480 --> 01:38:11,980 Wally: HEY! NO FAIR! 2476 01:38:12,480 --> 01:38:12,980 OH, NO! 2477 01:38:13,480 --> 01:38:14,480 HEH HEH HEH... 2478 01:38:14,480 --> 01:38:15,480 HA! 2479 01:38:15,480 --> 01:38:16,980 ADIOS, JUDGE. 2480 01:38:17,990 --> 01:38:22,000 AAAAH! GET ME A BALL-BUSTER! 2481 01:38:24,990 --> 01:38:28,490 HEY, NOW, DON'T SAY WE NEVER PLAYED CATCH, ALL RIGHT? 2482 01:38:28,500 --> 01:38:31,010 HEY! EXCUSE ME! I'VE GOT THE GUN. 2483 01:38:31,000 --> 01:38:33,500 I NEED SOME WHEELS. 2484 01:38:33,500 --> 01:38:35,500 GOVERNOR, GIVE ME YOUR CAR KEYS, NOW! 2485 01:38:35,500 --> 01:38:37,500 CHAAAARGE! 2486 01:38:37,510 --> 01:38:40,020 AAAAAH! 2487 01:38:40,510 --> 01:38:42,510 HERE COMES THE JUDGE! 2488 01:38:42,510 --> 01:38:44,010 HE GOT THE CHAIR! 2489 01:38:44,010 --> 01:38:46,510 HUH? HUH? 2490 01:38:46,520 --> 01:38:47,520 AAAAAAH! 2491 01:38:47,520 --> 01:38:49,530 AAAAAH! 2492 01:38:50,520 --> 01:38:52,020 CASE CLOSED. 2493 01:38:53,020 --> 01:38:54,020 THAT'S OUR SHOW, FOLKS. 2494 01:38:54,020 --> 01:38:56,020 SEE YOU NEXT WEEK BACK IN NEW YORK. 2495 01:38:56,030 --> 01:38:58,030 AND REMEMBER, IT'S LONELY AT THE TOP 2496 01:38:58,030 --> 01:39:00,040 WHEN THERE'S NO ONE ON THE BOTTOM. 2497 01:39:00,030 --> 01:39:01,530 SEE YOU NEXT WEEK, HUH? 2498 01:39:01,530 --> 01:39:03,030 DAD, ALL RIGHT! I'M PROUD OF YOU. 2499 01:39:03,030 --> 01:39:04,530 MAYBE YOU SHOULD GROW A BEARD. 2500 01:39:04,530 --> 01:39:06,030 YOU LOOKED PRETTY GOOD THE OTHER NIGHT. 2501 01:39:06,040 --> 01:39:07,040 CAN I CUT IN? 2502 01:39:07,040 --> 01:39:09,550 OH! THIS SHOW IS AN EMMY FOR SURE! 2503 01:39:09,540 --> 01:39:12,540 OH, THANKS TO YOU, THE POLLS ARE GONNA BE GREAT! 2504 01:39:12,540 --> 01:39:14,540 OH, I'M SO GLAD TO HEAR THAT. 2505 01:39:14,540 --> 01:39:16,040 THEY REALLY ARE LOVELY PEOPLE. 2506 01:39:19,050 --> 01:39:20,560 I WAS RIGHT. 2507 01:39:20,550 --> 01:39:22,550 WALLY SPARKS IS A GENIUS. 2508 01:39:22,550 --> 01:39:25,050 MILLER'S RIGHT. I'M A PROGRAMMING GENIUS. 2509 01:39:25,050 --> 01:39:26,050 GIVE ME MILLER. 2510 01:39:26,060 --> 01:39:27,560 HE'S NOT IN HIS OFFICE, SIR, 2511 01:39:27,560 --> 01:39:29,570 AND HE HASN'T BEEN THERE ALL WEEK. 2512 01:39:29,560 --> 01:39:30,560 WHERE THE HELL IS HE? 2513 01:39:30,560 --> 01:39:33,560 [MUFFLED CRIES] 2514 01:39:33,560 --> 01:39:35,060 [CHITTERING] 2515 01:39:39,570 --> 01:39:41,070 MMPHH! 2516 01:39:41,570 --> 01:39:44,070 [BOING] 2517 01:39:44,070 --> 01:39:47,070 [PLEASURABLE MOANING] 2518 01:39:58,090 --> 01:40:00,100 [APPLAUSE] 2519 01:40:00,090 --> 01:40:01,090 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 2520 01:40:01,090 --> 01:40:04,090 I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST, IF I MAY, 2521 01:40:04,090 --> 01:40:05,590 TO THE BRIDE AND GROOM. 2522 01:40:05,590 --> 01:40:08,590 DEAN, PRISCILLA... 2523 01:40:08,600 --> 01:40:10,110 MAY YOUR LOVE BE EVERLASTING. 2524 01:40:10,100 --> 01:40:12,100 HEAR, HEAR! HEAR, HEAR! 2525 01:40:12,100 --> 01:40:15,600 AH, LOVE, IT MAKES THE WORLD GO 'ROUND! 2526 01:40:15,600 --> 01:40:17,600 OH, YOU'RE WRONG, EMILY. 2527 01:40:17,610 --> 01:40:20,620 IT MAKES IT GO UP AND DOWN. 2528 01:40:20,610 --> 01:40:22,110 HERE'S TO YOU, GOVERNOR-- 2529 01:40:22,110 --> 01:40:24,110 OR SHOULD I SAY SENATOR? 2530 01:40:24,110 --> 01:40:25,610 YES, I THINK YOU SHOULD. 2531 01:40:25,610 --> 01:40:29,110 AND I SHOULD SAY THAT I OWE IT ALL TO YOU, WALLY, 2532 01:40:29,120 --> 01:40:30,130 AND TO ROBERT. 2533 01:40:30,120 --> 01:40:32,620 TOO BAD JUDGE WILLIAMS ISN'T HERE. 2534 01:40:32,620 --> 01:40:35,620 HAH. YOU'LL SEE HIM IN ABOUT 10 TO 20 YEARS. 2535 01:40:35,620 --> 01:40:36,620 I'M SURE WHEN HE COMES OUT, 2536 01:40:36,630 --> 01:40:38,130 HE'LL FEEL LIKE A NEW WOMAN. 2537 01:40:39,630 --> 01:40:42,130 HEY, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE ALL GET NAKED 2538 01:40:42,130 --> 01:40:45,130 AND SEE WHO THE BEST MAN IS? 2539 01:40:45,130 --> 01:40:48,130 HEY, I'M BETTING ON YOU, GOVERNOR. 2540 01:40:48,140 --> 01:40:49,140 SENATOR. 2541 01:40:49,140 --> 01:40:50,650 [BAND PLAYS TANGO] 2542 01:40:50,640 --> 01:40:53,140 EMILY, BABY, THEY'RE PLAYING OUR SONG! 2543 01:40:53,140 --> 01:40:54,140 OH, NO! 2544 01:41:13,160 --> 01:41:15,160 HOO-AH! 2545 01:41:16,670 --> 01:41:19,930 HO HO! OOH, WALLY! 2546 01:41:20,420 --> 01:41:22,920 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TRIMARK HOME VIDEO 2547 01:41:23,420 --> 01:41:25,920 CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC. 2548 01:42:12,350 --> 01:42:14,350 HEY, THANK YOU, EVERYBODY. 2549 01:42:14,360 --> 01:42:16,870 ON TODAY'S SHOW, YOU'RE GONNA MEET A MAN 2550 01:42:16,860 --> 01:42:19,860 WHO HAS FALLEN IN LOVE... WITH A SQUIRREL. 2551 01:42:23,370 --> 01:42:27,380 [GIGGLES] 2552 01:42:27,370 --> 01:42:29,370 WELL, THERE YOU HAVE IT... 2553 01:42:29,370 --> 01:42:31,370 ALAN MILLER AND...ACORN. 2554 01:42:31,370 --> 01:42:32,370 [CHITTERS] YES! 2555 01:42:32,880 --> 01:42:34,380 PRETTY NICE COUPLE, I'D SAY. 2556 01:42:34,380 --> 01:42:34,880 YES. 2557 01:42:52,010 --> 01:42:55,510 [DEVO PERFORMS COMMUNICATION BREAKUP] 174824

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